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McCain?s Comedy on SNL: Some Advice for Democrats
2008-05-19 03:17:00 John McCain on Saturday Night Live. Wow! No sign of temper here and the audience seems to have enjoyed it. American politics… a comedy in its own right! Share This More About: Comedy , Politics , Humor , Advice , Democrats
Top Five Polygamy Cartoons of the Week
2008-05-18 21:19:00 Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Share This More About: Humor , Culture , Cartoons , Satire , Polygamy
U.S. of KKKA Endorses Hillary Clinton
2008-05-11 13:23:00 The US of KKKA link to ABC News footage will remain front and center in this campaign going forward as the ultimate wedge issue, race, takes front and center in the Democrat presidential campaign… How ironic… (WASHINGTON) ? Just a day after Sen. Hillary Clinton told a reporter that she dominates presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama ... More About: Satire
Obama Looses the Psychological Underdog Factor to Clinton
2008-05-05 02:45:00 Do you get a a sense that if the Iowa Caucus was run again on Tuesday along with North Carolina and Indiana that the result might be quite a bit different? Americans do have a passion for drama and support for the underdog. How much of that passion was at play in the early primaries? Back at the beginning of the primaries, there was no doubt that Barack Obama was the clear underdog and Hillary Clinton was supposed to be the hands down sure thing. If you are honest with yourself there was also an unspoken tension regarding race as a potential differentiator. Thus the MSM did virtually no investigation of Barack’s personal associations for fear of being branded as playing a race card if they were the first to break a negative or controversial story or fact. Ironically — it was Barack’s own pastor of 20 years that has now opened the lid on the race card pandora’s box. Not the Republicans, not Hillary Clinton or John McCain, but his long time association with... More About: Underdog , Psychological , Factor
Barry Vs. BALCO
2008-04-20 03:30:00 When underground pharmaceutical companies meet major league sports, things can get a little bit strange… Barry Bonds, baseball’s bad boy and major league slugger, was indicted for perjury [as everyone knows]; he lied to a grand jury about his use of steroids. That’s however only the tip of the iceberg though. Bonds was also using “the ... More About: Culture , Satire
The Wild Obama
2008-04-16 22:44:00 By now, everyone knows about Obama ’s comments regarding those in rural Pennsylvania clinging to their guns and their religion. No one thinks they could have been any worse, but then again, no one has taken the twisted route. So, I invite you to consider what would have happened if Obama had his own ... More About: Humor , Satire , Wild
Carter Receives ?Traditional Vest? from Hamas
2008-04-16 05:02:00 (GAZA) ? Jimmy Carter ?s Middle East mission of peace got off to a ?promising start?, the former U.S. president said, as he returned today from meeting with prominent Hamas member Nasser al-Shaer, wearing what he called, ?a lovely traditional ceremonial vest? that the Nobel laureate received as a gift from Mr. al-Shaer. Returning to Jerusalem after ... More About: Satire , Vest , Traditional
The Obama Bitterness Pill
2008-04-13 05:03:00 The Obama campaign spinning has only just begun!! The Huffington Post and Washington Post no less are beginning to see an opportunity for exposing a deeper story here. Where there is smoke there is fire, and perhaps the elitist label will stick more firmly on Obama than he would care to believe… In fact ... More About: Satire , Bitterness
Hillary Has Her Wedge Issue vs. Obama in Pennsyvlania
2008-04-12 22:29:00 Well it seems that the good Senator from New York has finally found a wedge issue thanks to a subliminal remark made in Illinois from the great orator and change agent, Sen. B. H. Obama (D-IL). It will be interesting to see if Hillary has the courage in the days ahead to take her ... More About: News , Editorial , Wedge
How To Completely Uninstall and Remove all Traces of iTunes
2008-04-12 02:49:00 Are you going crazy trying to completely uninstall iTunes from your PC? Ok this is not one our usual posts but after going bonkers for days searching through a number of forums I felt compelled to share this solution with anyone with a similar nightmare. Scenario: Your latest download of iTunes got corrupted on your system somehow ... More About: Itunes , General , Uninstall
McCain Should Amaze Potential Donors with the Maverick Menu
2008-04-09 04:58:00 Yes, I’ve heard of McCain’s fundraising troubles. He can’t seem to keep up with Obama, his most likely opponent. Truly, I sympathize, and recommend holding fundraising dinners, where he can amaze his potential donors with the Maverick Menu ! What can you find on the Maverick Menu? Maverick Surprise: Yes, based on his famous performance ... More About: Satire
Obama Says Babies Are Punishment
2008-03-31 02:45:00 Another Obama firestorm in the making? Can Hillary capitalize on this? Interesting that this man of 20 years of faithful Christian worship should have such a point of view… Crossposted at Church and State After I exposed four gaping holes in Obama?s platform yesterday, he platooned himself again today in Pennsylvania by calling babies ... More About: News , Politics , Babies , Punishment
Democrats Fear Nightmare Ending
2008-03-30 05:19:00 WASHINGTON (AP) - For all their delight in soaring voter registration and strong poll numbers, some Democrats fear the contest between Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton might have a nightmarish end, which could wreck a promising election year. The chief worry is that Clinton may carry her recent winning streak into Pennsylvania, Indiana, North ... More About: Nightmare , Satire , Fear , Ending
ZZ N&S Open Registration - Seeking Contributing Authors
2008-03-29 20:18:00 Interested in becoming a contributing author here at ZZ N&S?? ZZ News and Satire is currently seeking additional contributing authors, especially from our current eMail and site subscribers. To become a contributor, and have access to our posting software on this site, you will first need to register as a subscriber. If you are interested ... More About: General , Open , Authors , Seeking , Registration
Wordpress 2.5 Now Released - Simply Awesome
2008-03-29 19:34:00 WordPress 2.5, the culmination of six months of work by the WordPress community, people just like you. The improvements in 2.5 are numerous, and almost entirely a result of user feedback: multi-file uploading, one-click plugin upgrades, built-in galleries, customizable dashboard, salted passwords and cookie encryption, media library, a WYSIWYG that doesn?t mess with your code, ... More About: Wordpress , News , General , Awesome , Released
Political Cartoons from Seattle Times
2008-03-29 19:08:00 Eric Devericks/The Seattle Times Eric Devericks/The Seattle Times Eric Devericks/The Seattle Times Last but not least cartoonist Eric Devericks of the Seattle Times hit McDermott with this: Share This More About: Political , Cartoons , Satire , Obama
The Wright Move??
2008-03-29 19:07:00 You Always Know When You Have The Wright Stuff… Share This More About: Politics , Humor , Cartoons , Move
Hillary Blames Media for Bosnian Distortion
2008-03-28 00:35:00 Scott Ott takes a sarcastic look at Hillary Clinton’s Bosnian embellishment in the following article. If you are over 60 make sure you have your Depends on! Once again Scott posts one of the more outstanding pieces of satire for the week. Comparisons to “swiftboat” is hillar-ious. Hillary ducking for cover in Bosnia (2008-03-25) ? After ... More About: Media , Satire , Distortion
Vote on Top 3 Rev. Wright Cartoons
2008-03-24 01:53:00 Here are our picks for the Top 3 Reverend Wright political cartoons. We will keep voting open for a week. Select your top pick for #1. Which one is your pick for # 1? Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. Share This More About: Cartoons , Satire , Vote
Pelosi Provokes China in Bid For VP Job?
2008-03-23 22:59:00 Pelosi Frightens Bejing Ask yourself this question. Is Nancy Pelosi positioning herself for a role as Vice President on an Obama ticket?? If you spend a few moments on this question you may uncover some data points that may explain some of her recent behavior and public comments: 1) She has now openly endorsed Sen. Obama ... More About: News , Politics , China , Editorial , Pelosi
The National Black Republican Association Exposes Obama?s Blind Spots
2008-03-23 03:29:00 The following is an article from The National Black Republican Association regarding Barack Obama and some little known facts to most Americans. Whether you are black or white, brown or yellow, liberal or conservative, it is worth reading carefully if you intend to vote for this man. The NBRA has no problem speaking out on ... More About: News , Politics , Editorial
NY Times First Non Racial Obama Story
2008-03-22 01:50:00 The New York Times in its everlasting quest to bring you unbiased and relevant news has leaked they are on the cusp of breaking the top weekend story. Here is some inside information from Scott Ott. (NEW YORK) ? Unnamed sources at The New York Times said today that the paper is about to break ... More About: Story , Satire , Obama , Racial
Rev. Wright Calling the Kettle Black
2008-03-22 01:47:00 (USA) ? The Rev. Jeremiah Wright , today attempted to quell the furor over his racially-charged preaching by apologizing to ?rich, white people?, whom he had blamed for killing Jesus, and noting that ?if Jesus was a poor, black man, then so was his betrayer, Judas Iscariot, as well as the poor, black Jewish mob that ... More About: Satire , Black , Calling
Obama?s Pastor Rev. Jermiah Wright Produces Screenplay For Children?s Video
2008-03-14 04:10:00 (WASHINGTON) ? The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, recently-retired pastor of Sen. Barack Obama?s home church in Chicago, announced that he?s teaming up with the producers of the Veggie Tales children?s videos to promote his own brand of biblical race relations for boys and girls.The pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ, has become nationally-known in recent ... More About: Video , News , Politics , Children , Editorial
Autistic H.S. Student Scores Bigtime: Put Me In Coach!
2008-03-10 23:44:00 For a change of pace: There are occasions when every once in awhile a story of human interest speaks volumes on it’s own merits. The video below is one such story. It’s on the power of the human spirit and our collective reaction to it when we see it unfold before our eyes. There is ... More About: News , Culture , Student , Coach , Scores
Hillary: Honored to Ridicule Obama Empty Rhetoric
2008-03-01 05:56:00 (OHIO) ? Sen. Hillary Clinton, continuing to ?take the high road? as she did at the end of the end of the last presidential debate, said again today that she is ?honored? to be running against Sen. Barack Obama .?I?m honored to ridicule him for his empty rhetoric,? said Sen. Clinton. ?I?m honored to point out ... More About: Satire , Ridicule , Empty
Adding Flash Games to Your Website or Blog
2008-02-18 09:25:00 Interested in adding arcade style flash games to your website or blog to encourage visitors to stick around? If so you can now download entire collections of arcade style flash games from OpenWeb Downloads. These game packs have been tested, categorized, packaged and made available for immediate digital download at several sites. You can find them ... More About: Website , Flash , Games , General , Blog
Top 3 Ted Kennedy Endorsement Cartoons
2008-02-07 05:03:00 Here are this week’s top three political cartoon picks. The theme for the week is Ted Kennedy ’s political endorsement of Barack Obama. Ouch !! Here are two more that we found that just couldn’t resist : Share This More About: Humor , Cartoons , Satire , Ted Kennedy
The Transgender Presidency
2008-02-03 02:04:00 [Wondering where we have been the past few days? Business in San Jose California forced us to take a short sabbatical from posting but here are a few thoughts for an update.] I wish we could say that we were out on the west coast covering the Billhillary Transgender Presidency and bid for the White ... More About: Politics , Editorial
The Rudy Giuliani Campaign Abortion
More articles from this author:2008-02-03 01:36:00 (NYC) ? Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani aborted his presidential campaign today after a preliminary test in Florida showed significant defects. The former Republican front runner said his decision was ?personal?, and asked reporters to respect his ?Constitutional right to privacy.? ?It was completely my choice to end it early in the primary cycle, the first ... More About: Abortion , Satire , Campaign 1, 2, 3 |
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