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Spewing with Style - Milk Run 2007
2007-10-28 05:37:00
A post from the grave.
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Copyright - Destroying Moral Family Values
2007-01-28 08:47:02
My About page has been updated with thanks to Red Domino at Tri-Prism Communications. Also on that page plans for I.i. world domination. Feedback welcome, as well as further ideas for expansion of this blog. If only this were updated more often… Copyright laws… What are they for? Who needs them? And why are giant corporations suing teenage girls because of them? This issue is something I’ve been meaning to talk about since the start of this blog, and just as with the Censorship articles I’m here to take cheap shots at everyone and everything related to Copyright laws. I must admit, the issue is complex. While some parts of the issue are easy to argue against, there are parts, even foundations of the concept of intellectual property, which do in fact have some validity. To argue against them, it would be necessary to challenge the popular viewpoint. It will require finding an accurate definition of what “information”, or indeed “intellect...
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Saddam Dead - Yay?
2006-12-31 08:31:02
Well finally, after a more than fair trial (remember - “Fair trials were unimaginable under Saddam Hussein’s tyrannical rule”*) and a lengthy 15 minute appeal process, the people can celebrate with the hanging of the brutal, psychopathic dictator Saddam Hussein. Woo! Isn’t it a great feeling to finally know that some completely irrelevant guy is now dead, and he won’t be escaping from his maximum security prison and going after your family? Finally we can all relax and know that the Allied Forces have done a great job, and that its finally over because “it is an important milestone on Iraq’s course to becoming a democracy that can govern, sustain, and defend itself, and be an ally in the war on terror”*. Because, obviously, killing off an old hack who has been in US custody for some time, and who is unable to so much as move, yet is obviously capable of using his imaginary WMDs to blow up things, is such a great achievement in this war...
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This Is What Americans? Uhh? Incriminate Children For
2006-12-08 14:14:01
No, perhaps unfortunately (for many of you), this blog is not dead. And while I will keep this particular post fairly succinct, I hope to return to this blog more frequently in the next few weeks. What inspired me to come out of this recent hibernation was possibly the most absurd article I have read in quite a while. It will not surprise most of my readership that this article comes from an America n source, nor, sadly, should it. What I am referring to here is this Denver Post article. Girl, 13, charged as sex offender and victim By Pamela Manson The Salt Lake Tribune Article Last Updated:12/06/2006 01:12:35 AM MST Salt Lake City - Utah Supreme Court justices acknowledged Tuesday that they were struggling to wrap their minds around the concept that a 13-year-old girl could be both an offender and a victim for the same act - in this case, having consensual sex with her 12-year-old boyfriend.The Ogden, Utah, girl was put in this odd position because she was found guilty of violati...
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Open Thread - 150 Questions
2006-11-27 02:03:01
http://junaman.wordpress.com/for-christia ns/ http://fundamentalist.wordpress.com Junaman thread: 1 2 3 4 5 Marc thread: 1 http://cynicpad.wordpress.com/ The Possibility of a God 1 2 As requested in the other thread for convenience, please post all further discussion here.
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Victoria Decides - The Insignificant One
2006-11-26 02:00:02
As you are most likely not aware, tomorrow, on the 25th of November 2006, a state election will be held to elect the Premier and parliament of the people of Victor ia - the state that I live in. A state of over 4 million people, and home to undoubtedly the best city in the world - Melbourne. Now, to give you a basic, subjectively biased introduction to Australian politics, and to answer a question posed by a reader of a previous post, Australia is, realistically, a two party system. Meaning that only one of two parties (or one long-standing, tightly bonded coalition of two parties), really has any chance whatsoever of winning. Right now our state government is led by the Labor Party, the “left” (read: right) to the “Liberal” (read: not liberal) right. One thing, however, we do have, is the truly democratic concept of preferential voting. No, it does not simply mean that all minor parties give their votes to whoever they choose. In fact, contrary to popular be...
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Terrorists Win!
2006-11-15 01:45:01
Well it’s over. You’ve had your say, and I feel gratified. I told all you patriotic Grand Ole’ Party folk not to vote… and you didn’t! And the terrorists won. Look at yourselves very very closely, and look what you’ve done. You’ve turned into a godless, amoral society with no rule, no government control over your masses. All with the help of democracy. Think carefully about what good it has done you and promptly switch to your totalitarian roots… because the future is bleak. The terrorists that you have waged war against for oh so long are now in power, in your own country. What happened to fighting them abroad huh? You ask: “What will happen now?” Well, you will be dragged out of your home with a pair of large civil and economic liberty repressing tweesers. They will take your whole paycheck, your house, your car and give it to the poor. Oh, if you’re poor they’ll give you money, a car and a house… But ...
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11/09 - Tribute?
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Today is the day where we put aside all our political differences to remember all those innocent people who died in an attack on America: the brave and courageous volunteers and emergency workers who risked and lost their lives fighting to save the others, the “Muslim terrorists” (if you choose to believe that) who died for their god, the poor old government who were blown away at the shock horror of the attacks… Right? Wrong… Sure I’ll pay respects. I will feel some sympathy for the innocent (Democrat-voting) Americans (foreigners) who died on the planes, in the towers and in the middle of nowhere. I will remember those who died at the hands of their own elected government, while the people re-elected it for a second term with a majority in both houses. Conspiracy or not, screw all those scientific facts. Look at it simply. The government had the means, the opportunity (they’re a damn government for fucks sake) and they had something to gain (...
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America - Fuck YOU
2006-11-05 13:27:01
America, I hate you. Image credit to Pox of http://hacksawstudios.tk From your fucked up values and religious whacks like your president, to your arrogant “I love oil” nature and your love for attempting to fuck other countries up with your “superior” defence force. I hate the way you think that America is responsible for all good in this world. You’re not. You did not invent human rights, you did not invent sliced bread, or the wheel, AND JESUS WAS NOT BORN IN TEXAS. NOR WAS HE WHITE. AND HE DID NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER. Although I’m sure you did. I hate you so much that I want to draw a tan^-1(1) with my fist to your face. (NO, YOU DID NOT INVENT TRIANGLES) I hate how you complain about the price of oil, while you rape your planet with your fat ass, McDonald’s eating, gas guzzling fuck Hummers of hell. I hate how you feel the need to liberate random countries from “oppression” and instill your proud and wonderful freedom a...
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Arguing About God - Why It Matters
2006-11-05 13:27:01
After the overwhelming audience I received for my last article “Does God Exist?” - Does It Matt er ?, I have decided to write this editorial regarding some of the ignorant and disturbing comments that I have received in reply to that. I am indeed to referring to things like this: noob666 “wow, i reckon its impossible to know the truth, believe wateva u wana believe, no point arguein about it tho- right?” or: Samantha “Honestly, I don?t understand why so many people are out there to bash christians as well as religion. Why is it sooo important for people to disprove God, or rant about how God?s teachings are way off.” Now I will explain why there is a point in arguing about it, why it is sooo important for people to disprove god or rant about how god’s teaching are way off. Let’s look at the following situation: We choose to ignore religion (or for that matter anything bad in our society), this appeasement leads to them continui...
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?Does God Exist?? - Does It Matter?
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Well this is one question that everyone seems to rant on about on interweb blogs or articles and one that I have been asked to write about it since the beginning of this blog, being so avidly anti-theistic and all. However, feeling that this has been overused, overranted, overwritten, overabused and overwaffled about, I will instead talk about the complete irrelevance of it. I will show that it has no meaning, no point and no reason. It is just, plain, dumb. This is god: BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY!!! GIVE HIM YOUR SOUL! YOU SINNER! What’s that you say? He isn’t god? He doesn’t exist? BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! You point to a picture of: Well they can’t both exist, can they? There are so many theories about different gods, different interpretations so many differing views, that obviously not one of them is true. Now apparently far more people believe that this “Jesus” character is god, rather than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (They’ll all burn in hel...
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Censorship - What Is It Good For? (Part 2)
2006-11-05 13:27:01
A friend of mine, Jack, has written an article response to my post on censorship. In an attempt to reduce my arguments to oblivion, he has used contradictory arguments and personal attacks, which were neither warranted nor necessary. I will now respond to his article. The full post can be found here: here or here Jack begins his claims with an attempt to clarify that governments must do some “governing”. He says that censorship is as much a tool of control as “taxes, laws, town planning and education.” This argument will now once again take us back to the roots of democracy, another reason for the inaugural formulation of government. The American Heritage Dictionary offers us this definition of democracy: de·moc·ra·cy n. pl. de·moc·ra·cies Government by the people, exercised either directly or through elected representatives. A political or social unit that has such a government. The common people, considered as the primary source of political power. Majori...
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Censorship - What Is It Good For?
2006-11-05 13:27:01
…Absolutely nothing. At least that’s what any sane person should think when posed with this intelligence defying question. Why have censorship? Are our human eyes too vulnerable to see something that us humans have created? Must something as natural as a man and a woman… and a dog making love be so taboo, that we must pretend to look away in disgust? The concept of censorship in and of itself is just a tool for the government to control its people, the consequence of the greed of people in positions of power. Which leads on to the first question of why governments are initially formed? Governments were created to effectively gather the people, to increase their production value.Now if somebody were to have an idea of a more effective way of rule, or if somebody thought that someone was using innapropriate techniques in seeking to increase yield then why should their ideas be suppressed, why must their opinion on how to better the system be stifled. In this sense ...
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Israel - You Would Think They Would Have Learnt?
2006-11-05 13:27:01
This is Israel : Yes that’s right, the small, peaceful little one, surrounded by the Big Angry Arab Nations, and little Angry Arab Lebanon to the north. Or so the Israelis would like you to think. The modern Nation that is today called Israel, was officially created on 14th May 1948, when the UN passed a “resolution” to give the Jewish land of Israel independence and remove it from British control. Now “resolution” is one of the harshest things I’ve heard in a while, that would be like slitting your already scarred wrists, dousing them in petrol and setting fire to them, because, quite frankly, the only thing it resolved was the brief period of peace that could have ensued in that region. Nevertheless, the resolution was passed when a majority of UN members voted for a Zionist Jewish state. Let us have a look at Zionism. Dictionary.com defines Zionism as: A Jewish movement that arose in the late 19th century in response to growing anti-Semitism ...
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Prejudice
2006-11-05 13:27:01
To start this blog off, I will write something that has been bothering me for quite a while. In my time I’ve had the great displeasure (or sometimes pleasure) of disliking: Christians, Muslims, homophobes, teachers, Jews, celebrities, Republicans, fascists, conservatives etc… And only recently I came to a stark realisation. I hate people. It was Shakespeare who said: “People are such arseholes”. Well no it wasn’t, but that’s just because he is an arsehole. That just proves my point. Shakespeare - an arsehole Let’s face it, humans are the scum of the Earth. Whether white: or perhaps White Black: or maybe even… Black Or Spanish: Spanish people are what make this planet the hell hole it is… So I plead to you all, when hating somebody, remember to hate not their skin colour, nationality, gender, sexual preference, religion, but their species. Please hate the fact that they are human above all else. Think about it. Had Mel Gib...
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Introduction
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Well, seeing as my latest boy in space adventures have come to sudden end, (no, I’m not crazy) I have decided to start this better, far more serious blog. Obviously what you’ll first notice is that it isn’t run by Microsoft. And hence it doesn’t deserve the retardedness of Boy. This blog will be more opinionated, with more English words and less imaginary words. Basically, a place for me to express my ultra Christian, neo-conservative, fascist views and show that America sincerely is the one true Democracy and that it must liberate the East at all costs. Or if a true conservative was reading this he could describe my posts here as blasphemous liberal trash… My first editorials will soon follow… these ones will have pictures!
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World Government - Sucking Since 1945
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Recently I have heard much about this concept of a World Government - the unification of humankind into one group of universal law, currency and perhaps even language. Obviously this concept is a miserable failure. Let us look at the UN: the current global “overseeing” body that we have. In fairy-tale la la land, it’s led or “Secretary-Generaled” by this guy: And: Basically some coloured people from Developing Nations… who are rich. Great representation. In reality though, it’s led by this guy: Seems quite obvious now, because a black guy could never lead such a large organisation… (Blacks: please note the obvious sarcasm in the previous statement) This rampaging monkey of a man, can do anything he feels like, because his country makes up most of the financial part of this United Nations thing. Basically what this “overseeing body” does is ensure that human rights and civil liberties are upheld worldwide, give economic ...
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Ten Days With George
2006-11-05 13:27:01
And what a fun ten days it has been. Perhaps some of the most disturbing of his presidency, but that’s highly debatable. From 11 September to Today, the president has given three major speeches or press conferences, tried to break the Geneva Convention, and made a third war in his six year reign all the more likely. And all conveniently before the mid-term elections, for which he must try ever so desperately to regain some support, by scaremongering and bringing more fear into the minds of his brainwashed supporters. And it seems to have worked, with his approval rating rebounding by 5 points, to 44%. Still a way to go, fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately) It all began on 11 September 2006, when Bush gave his supposedly depoliticised address to the nation* in which he was supposed to pay respects to the men and women who died “at the hands of terrorists”. Instead he was reduced to spreading hate of the enemy, and talking about the fear that America still faces. &...
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Keith Olbermann - Special Indeed
2006-11-05 13:27:01
This entry will probably be shorter than the others, as I’m thinking of making succinct, yet more regular posts, if time permits. I’d like to start off with this, the interview with this great man: I tried uploading this, but either the file was too large, or the uploading tool here on Wordpress was not working. For some reason Faux News doesn’t want these on Youtube: they showed it on national television, so why the fuck don’t they want anyone else to see it? (oh right, the in built comment feature.) If this gets censored off Youtube, there are several places in the liberal blogosphere where you can find this interview, most notably here. Obviously the media focused on Clinton’s mad rage as he bashed poor Wallace to a pulp with no remorse. This supposed “free media” in America is incredibly dissapointing. The fact of the matter is, looking at the current situation, he had every right, not only to bash Wallace to a pulp, but to flail h...
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Cynicpad - A Better Blog?
2006-11-05 13:27:01
What, I’m just asking… Well first in a line of shameless plugs, my friend Jesterballz has started his own blog: Cynic pad He has gotten no shortage of hits (that’s an understatement), but I thought I’ll post this anyway just out of the kindness of my misanthropic heart. He came out of the closet with his first post, showing flagrant homosexuality without a trace of morals. Then he attempted to say that this guy disproves god: YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED GOD! And with his latest post, said FUCK OFF to Christians… …and good on him! Keep at it. Technorati Tags: Shameless Plug powered by performancing firefox
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Children - The Real Criminals
2006-11-05 13:27:01
There’s a problem in today’s society that is going to greatly affect our future. The younger generation is growing up with a rebellious nature, unruly, undisciplined behaviour, and a deep urge to perform acts of civil disobedience. Meet little Johnny: He’s a hardened criminal who deserves to spend the rest of his life rotting in jail. Canada has done its best to prevent Johnny from stealing (ones and zeros, that is), with our favourite superhero: Captain Copyright. But their site is now down… deservedly so. However, fortunately the Arizona Foundation for Legal Services & Education has the answer: http://lawforkids.org/ Taking a look at some of the “toons” on this wonderfully perspective website, we can see some classic works of art: This guy thinks he’s not a car, but the cop knows better! It’s comics like these, that make you want to have a helmet, eye protection and a permission slip… Check them out and you’ll find ...
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Olbermann - The Real Terrorists
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Another Special Comment from Olbermann as has become regular for my blog… This one about the fear-mongering (read terrorising) of the Republicans about the terrorist threat. Transcript below the fold (more…)
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This Is What Americans Eat?
2006-11-05 13:27:01
For my latest installment of “This Is What America ns…” we generalise America’s eating habits. America, this is an apple: You eat them. I suggest you memorise what these look like, and go buy one. They’re available at your local FRUIT and VEGETABLE store. America, this is not an apple: Also available in blueberry flavour! You do not eat “this”. That’s right: sausages… wrapped in chocolate chip pancakes… on a stick Saturated lipids covered in fatty cholesterol, topped with cancer inducing radiation… that’s just swell. Funny when you look at all these people complaining about obesity epidemics, blaming them on the most ridiculous things, yet allowing shit like this to plague our arteries and pancakes and sausage sticks to stab us right in our chests. Unfortunately this has been on the market for a while: just without chocolate chips… Along with a full range of other healthy Jimmy Dean products. By the way,...
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Habeas Corpus, Military Commissions Act: Special Comment - O
2006-11-05 13:27:01
More from Keith including a Special Comment, which will not dissapoint… It’s so good it almost makes you forget about the beginning of the end… Transcript: (more…)
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Rice Rages During Fiery Wallace Interview
2006-11-05 13:27:01
In a fleeting tribute to the American free press, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice angrily came out with arms flailing at Chris Wall ace in an interview on Fox News Sunday. Rice labelled the journalist a “godless sodomite” and “tratorous terrorist enabler”, as the journalist asked her the tough questions about U.S.S. Cole and the Bush administration’s failure to find Bin Laden in it’s first 8 months in office. Rice stormed off halfway through the interview, after verbally assaulting Wallace, and refused to continue. “She completely lost it! I asked her genuine questions and she replied with undeserved acrimony”, said Wallace in his commentary about the interview, which will be screened in its entirety on Fox tonight. Rightyo then… Stay tuned for updates Technorati Tags: SATIRE, Chris Wallace, Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State, Fox, America, media powered by performancing firefox
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Gorbachev Speaks Out Against The USA
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Taken from Reuters BERLIN (Reuters) - Former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev , who played a key role in ending the Cold War, said the United States had squandered an opportunity to improve global politics after the Cold War, a paper said on Friday. In comments that were among the harshest he has made about the United States, Gorbachev compared U.S. foreign policy to one of the deadliest diseases on the planet — AIDS. “Today our American friends are suffering from an illness worse than AIDS. And I would say this is the victor’s complex,” Gorbachev was quoted as saying in an interview with the Netzzeitung. Unable to extricate itself from its Cold War mentality, the United States was playing a dwindling role in world politics, while Russia, China, Brazil, Europe, India and Japan were becoming stronger, Gorbachev said. North Korea, which said on Monday it had successfully completed a nuclear test, was an example. Only China and Russia were in a position to hand...
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Olbermann Owns Up The Bill of Right(s)
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Watch your freedoms dematerialise before your very own eyes, ebb into nothingness… Technorati Tags: Olbermann , freedom, Bill of Right s, constitution powered by performancing firefox
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Guns Don?t Kill People - Americans Kill People
2006-11-05 13:27:01
After my rather lengthy hiatus from writing editorials, instead posting links to videos or other sites/blogs and briefly commenting on them (which has gotten me no shortage of hits), I am back with a self-righteous "article" about firearms (America ns too). First, you will notice the amazingly attention-grabbing title of this piece. Yes, you stupid American s, it is grievously over-generalised. I KNOW this, and you do not have to point this out to me. Well, where to begin? First I’d like everyone to take a look here and here and here and here and here. I could go on, but I’ve made my point… Only two things are common in all the articles linked to above: 1. They occurred in America, perpetrated by Americans 2. They involved guns We eliminate the second statement almost instantly, as it would be completely incongruous to think that guns may be the issue at hand. After all guns don’t kill people: That’s just absurd… So, considering t...
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Olbermann, Faux News - Latest Media Shenanigans
2006-11-05 13:27:01
To go with my new theme change: another segment of media clips, showing the high and lowlights of the media over the last couple of days. Faux continued its GOP cocksucking(?), labelling a disgraced Republican as a Democrat. (this one was too good not to post): It really is an easy way to solve problems for the Republican party, with their propaganda machine in full swing: label everyone who doesn’t like you as a Democrat… Our good friend Keith Olbermann had this to say: Fact of the matter is, whether Fox fucked up, or are deliberately misinforming the people (which last time I checked was a crime), they did not admit their mistake, did not even acknowledge it, choosing to instead show a repeat of the telecast with the Information Bar removed. This is definitely not the first time old Faux have been caught lying: they have several times now even changed the transcripts of their speeches to cover up any form of mistruth spouted by their reporters or any form of dissent...
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Don?t Avert Your Eyes
2006-11-05 13:27:01
Recently I came across this post on a Spanish blog that I know little of. UPDATE: More here EDIT: Another article I was directed to here This is something that my country’s media neglected to tell me about in any great form of detail. Sure, I knew these were out there but seeing them first-hand makes you really wonder WHAT THE FUCK THIS ADMINISTRATION IS STILL DOING IN OFFICE. Yes, it contains disturbing images, but it is something that every single one of you, regardless of nationality or political affiliation should see. And don’t any of you dare look away, you allowed this shit to happen, pay the price. I’m going to self-censor myself at that… never know what Bush could do to me… (well, actually I do: it involves detaining me with no charges and no right of appeal, for however long he wants) This is what the government of America does. A government based on freedom, democracy, civil and human rights. The proudest nation in the whole world. This is ...
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