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Arkansas Sluts Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers selling HOT Videos.
2008-06-10 18:22:00
"It's a way we can get our story out there in our own words, without someone making their own interpretations or corrections," Jones said.Arkansas sluts Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers are at the Bill Clinton Library in Arkansas hawking their wares, in this case not for celebrity, law suits or just loving a good on the go porking, but videos of themselves explaining the ins and outs of having sex with a President to be online for ONLY $1.99. Please help support Arkansas Sluts... They need love too...
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Stephen Colbert does the Big Confederate Flag of Tampa
2008-06-10 17:29:00
Big BIG confederate flag on the interstate outside Tampa Florida. Its big! One can wonder what kind of people would put this crap up, especially at the intersection of Martin Luther King Blvd? The video shows one of those kinds of people which seems to say it all. Hate to make fun of anyone's looks but golly gee...
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Jon Stewart Interviews Senator Jim Webb on New GI Bill
2008-06-10 16:58:00
Senator Webb is pushing a new GI Bill that gives our troops enough money and benefits to go to a state run college in their state. The Bush Administration, The Republican Party and of course John McCain are against supporting our troops in this meaningful manner. Please note that they do still support our troops with flag pins, yard signs and jingo bullshit semantic rhetoric.
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The 800 ounce Chimp in the Room for McCain
2008-06-10 16:37:00
It isn't even George Bush this time, but the 50 pound evil monkey triplets he beat in the primaries that he now carriers the water for:Speak no evil. Like Romney, McCain is not going to talk economic issues for "Average Americans" unless of course, it is about THEIR taxes.See no evil. Like Giuliani, McCain is a lifelong civil servant who badmouths "Big Government" although never noticing who wrote EVERY paycheck.Hear no evil. Like Huckabee, McCain is needing tremendous voter turnout of the "Religious Right" and will hear nothing of Supreme Court MODERATE nominees.If McBush wins in November, the graduating class of 2012 will have had portraits of Evil Chimps up on the school walls for their entire educational life. Darwin would be proud.
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John McCain, Canonhead Diplomacy
2008-06-09 18:42:00
After eight years of Bush-Cheney diplomacy, the result which has been pretty much everyone on planet earth hating us, along comes hop-a-long McSame pledging to continue these same failed policies. Here's a guy who's been to Iraq eight times, and still can't get it right. He thinks an Iraqi neighborhood is safe as long as he's wearing a bullet proof vest, has a hundred soldiers guarding him, and several military helicopters hovering overhead for good measure. He doesn't even know the difference between a Sunni or a Shia Arab, a gaffe he repeated more than once with regards to this 1400 year old tribal war.While no one belittles his unfortunate captivity in the Hanoi Hilton where he was subjected to five and a half years of torture, we do have to wonder how he can claim this experience somehow sharpened his foreign policy creds. The guy was locked up while being tortured for gawd's sake. This begs the question, considering the inhumane treatment he received, how he could have ca...
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McCain's Straight Jacket Express
2008-05-30 01:36:00
John McCain's "Straight Talk Express " bus suffered a flat tire sometime around the announcement that he'd had a falling out with a couple of evangelical pastors, Hagee and Parsley, who according to themselves, are on a first name basis with Gawd and Jesus. This can't be very good for ol' John because being for their endorsements before he was against them will have repercussions with this base. It's been reported that up to 20% of Americans are religiously insane and with Hagee and Parsley withdrawing their support for McCain, one has to wonder where McCain goes to fill this void.It's unlikely he's going to find much support among those earning less that a few hundred grand a year as he's pledged to make Bush's tax cuts for the already filthy rich permanent, anymore than he's gained favor with homeowners facing foreclosure whom he's referred to as speculators. He has another equally pressing dilemma in spite of his war hero status with military personnel by voti...
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Roman Polanski to Join Texas Eldorado Zion FLDS cult?
2008-05-29 17:06:00
An article on a new documentary movie about Roman Polanski jumped out at me and took hold! The movie, Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, mostly covers the legal case that caused him to leave the country and never return. After the success of Rosemary's Baby in 1968 and the murder of his wife Sharon Tate the following year, Polanski was pegged a naughty boy. In 1977 while filming Chinatown a Star Mother fed her 13 year old daughter to Polanski who at the time was dating 15 year old Nastassja Kinski. Polanski admitted to consensual sex with the girl, the mother pressed charges, Polanski went to trial, the prosecutor was a Mormon and the Judge let it be known he was going to make an example of Polanski. The famous director drove to the airport and left his Mercedes parked and fled to Europe and never came back. He won the Best Director Oscar for the Pianist in 2003. Hollywood’s Most Beloved FugitiveWell well well... What was Mr Polanski thinking! He had a Mormon right there in th...
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Scott McClellan Tells truth, Dan Bartlett and Republicans Shocked and Puzzl
2008-05-29 16:53:00
The adjectives are flying high, Explosive! and Shocking! says the media of Scott McClellan's book, What Happened. Republicans from talk radio, the floor of congress, the White House and Texas are shocked! and puzzled?. Bush loyalist Dan Bartlett says the book is "total crap!" [Is it just me or does Dan Bartlett pictured here have a much bigger flag lapel pin than is normal attire for Republicans? If so, it follows he is more patriotic than other Republicans (like Scott McClellan for example) and so what he says goes. It is settled, the book is total crap!] McClellan, a Republican, has told the truth 70% of Americans have known for most of 4 years. That George W. Bush thinks with his gut, decides with his religion, and runs the White House as a GOP political machine rather than a place of the people, by the people and for the people. That he and his administration lied about WMDs, Valarie Plame, Niger nukes and didn't really give a hoot about Katrina victims who vote fo...
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Bush Spokesman Scott McClellan Gives Bush a Kick in the Head
2008-05-28 16:03:00
Scott McClellan, the Bush Administration's Press Secretary through the buildup of the Iraq War has a new book, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception. Leaks from the book hit the wire this morning and the Bush Administration is none too pleased. McClellan calls Karl Rove and Scooter Libby dishonest, overal deceiving the American people with the reasons for war and claims the press complicit with that deception. He also points fingers at the administrations failed response to Hurricane Katrina. Of course the book is to cover McClellan's butt for all the lying and deceit he was forced to push, but he must also be given some credit for the unusual aspect of a Republican being honest and forthright. Something you can be sure you will never hear or read from the likes of Tony Snow... At least now they have a deceitful liar with a pretty face! Exclusive: McClellan whacks Bush, White House
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Bush Spokesman Scott McClellon Blasts Bush in New Book
2008-05-28 16:03:00
Scott McClellan, the Bush Administration's Press Secretary through the buildup of the Iraq War has a new book, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception. Leaks from the book hit the wire this morning and the Bush Administration is none too pleased. McClellan calls Karl Rove and Scooter Libby dishonest, overal deceiving the American people with the reasons for war and claims the press complicit with that deception. He also points fingers at the administrations failed response to Hurricane Katrina. Of course the book is to cover McClellan's butt for all the lying and deceit he was forced to push, but he must also be given some credit for the unusual aspect of a Republican being honest and forthright. Something you can be sure you will never hear or read from the likes of Tony Snow... At least now they have a deceitful liar with a pretty face! Exclusive: McClellan whacks Bush, White House
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Jon Stewart Interviews Mike Taibbi About Reverend Hagee
2008-05-28 15:07:00
Mike Taibbi discusses his new book The Great Derangement, a study of how America is going radical in both directions at the same time. Taibbi joined and went through basic training at Reverend Haggee's West Texas Pentecostal Church. We find that Reverend Hagee - who makes Reverend Wright seem a sleepy intellectual - is a Pentecostal, who like all Pentecostals believe Satan lives in our UPPER digestive tracks and must be purged by vomiting into bags. Something many of us learned more than 20 years ago when Pentecostal Ollie North - with his faraway eyes - was lying to congress. Pentecostals are also the ones who Ugatie buggity booger poopity speak in tongues, handle rattlesnakes, and just happen to make up all six of the Televangelists under financial investigation by Congress. After months of standing behind the Crazy Reverend Hagee, John McCain last week finally threw him under the bus for saying Jesus was responsible for the Holocaust rather than Satan (or Germans or Nazis or ant...
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Stephen Colbert Interviews Tony Perkins on Gay Marriage
2008-05-28 14:43:00
Stephen Colbert makes a fool of Family Research Council President Tony Perkins on the issue of Gay Marriage . I have to give Mr. Perkins credit for not only appearing, but taking a well deserved beating with a smile and a few laughs. Perkins must not be a Pentecostal where humor goes in the same vomit bag as Satan.
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Kenneth Copeland Blames Satan For Congressional Televangelists Inquiry
2008-05-26 15:51:00
Iowa Republican Senator Grassley has been gently looking into the finances of six Televangelists . All six have a few things in common, they are Pentecostals, they work from the premise God gives big monetary rewards to those who send the most money to these Televangelists and live extremely lavish lifestyles (which is what brought them to the Senator's attention.)The most infamous of these crooks was Dallas, Texas Televangelist Robert Tilton with his show Success in Life. He spent a time in jail for his crookery but he's back. It's okay to steal what you want from not very bright lonely people as long as you do it under the name of Jesus Christ. You can even get away with multiple wives, sexual abusing little girls for that matter. But one must learn to do these things in a Christian manner. Catholic priests - Papists - had a different problem, though they had sex with little boys and mostly got away with it, they are known to be unarmed and not crazy loons who will shoot it our...
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Libertarian Party Convention Party
2008-05-25 19:26:00
This is the weekend of the Libertarian Convention . It is being held in Denver at the Downtown Sheridan Hotel. 1000 delegats, most of whom are bikers who are required to bring at least one computer geek with them will decide to nominate Bob Barr as their Presidential Candidate. If you remember, Bob Barr was the loudest and most obnoxious of the Impeachment House Managers. He had begun impeachment proceedures well before both the Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky issues were known. At the time Barr was going through his second divorce and was caught licking whipped cream off of strippers breasts. Bob Barr is also famous as the Georgia DA who threw the most people in jail for the longest periods of time for the least reason! Backing such a person for President is only a small part of the reason the party is kindly called the Looneytarian Party . But mostly Barr is famous for being the top NRA wonk in America. You can bet the delegates are armed and armed well.On the basement floor of the...
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The Trouble with Foie Gras
2008-05-20 17:50:00
Up here in the Windy City I just found another regional and cultural divide.  "Foie gras" is the process of overfeeding ducks and geese before slaughter by pushing a metal tube down their throat and filling their stomachs with corn meal which enlarges their livers by a factor of 10. It cause the animals to get so large they can no longer walk and belabors their breathing. All for a popular "fowl" pate generated through the same means which humans have been enjoying for about 5000 years. Though these days is is primarily a French thing.It is a political football here in Chicago with local bans on not only the process but the sale of it in restaurants.Being from Texas I have never before heard the term and I am sure most of my breathen are also mostly in the dark regarding high end pates. After all, not only is it a French phrase which is not allowed in our English Only! cuture but it has to do with fancy eating. We don't do fancy eating. Well, othe...

The News from Chicago
2008-05-18 19:34:00
I just put down the Sunday morning Chicago Tribune. What a difference from the Houston Chronicle.  Gosh...  No one named Jaun was shot outside a club. No one named Jerome was shot inside a club.  No one named Biker Bob died over a quarter on a pool table. No old women were mauled by pitbulls. Nobody was running around with big signs saying WETBACKS GO HOME.  No immigration articles at all, no air pollution articles at all, no worst schools in America articles, no one was shot stepping onto someone elses property.  But one hell of a lot about Barack Obama and Resko and Barack Obama and the Jewish vote. It's also not 90.
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John McCain and Neck Wattles infomercial
2008-05-18 19:04:00
By some estimates, many older Americans are afflicted by neck wattle problems that do NOT need to be treated by cosmetic surgery! This discovery is not the result of lengthy and complicated medical research, nor is it difficult to understand the solutions (just nuke em as God intended through natural means)In fact, if you devote just 30 minutes of your time to sit through Hugh Downs' latest Sunday morning tv Medimericial, you see what it will take for McCain's candidacy to improve on a superficial level - what matters most in elections. And it is a product that all Americans can benefit from if they'll only pick up their phone in the next half hour.And that's not all: You also get an early look at 5 MDs hawking natural cures for the masses, who are prime candidates to be considered for the McCain cabinet's newly created post of Surgeon General of the United Red States.
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Ted Kennedy Rushed to Hospital, is Hillary Responsible
2008-05-17 20:08:00
Senator Edward Kennedy was rushed to the hospital today. Thus far no hard facts have come by to blame Hillary Clinton though cable media and the liberal blogosphere are diligently investigating her involvement. Remember it was only a week ago that Senator Clinton said "white people" to describe white people! Execution scheduled soon.On a related story to a question I asked yesterday, it seems the media will soon declare Barack Obama better than beer and bigger the Jesus.
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Huckabees Obama Joke at NRA convention falls flat
2008-05-17 16:45:00
Gov Mike Huckabee at the annual NRA convention in Lexington, Kentucky cracked a joke that even the lunatic fringe NRA audience found in poor taste. Addressing the group from the podium, Huckabee responded to a loud backstage crash saying,That was Barack Obama . He just tripped off a chair. He's getting ready to speak and somebody aimed a gun at him and he — he dove for the floor.Christian fundamentalist lunatic fringe Republican Huckabee later apologized to the lunatic fringe NRA. I guess why it was received so poorly by the crowd was the implication that the NRA is gunning for Barack Obama. Or maybe just pointing their guns at him to scare him a little.What with all the James Earl Rays' living on my street down here in Dumbutt, Texas and now adding this little NRA yuck to the game gives new meaning to Full Metal Jacket.I must also commend John McCain. While sucking up this lunatic fringe organization in Lexington he choose his words correctly when he said we should not "dism...
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McCain's Bushisms
2008-05-14 02:09:00
John McCain greeting his opponent after being defeated. Is this the man you want protecting us from our enemies?As if we haven't been tortured enough after seven plus years of wincing through almost daily Bushisms , from food on our families, to co-existing with fish, to fool me once, , can't be fooled again. Now we get another buffoon in John McCain, the so-called foreign policy expert who can't tell the difference between Shias and Sunnis, a couple of tribes who've been fighting each other for a mere 1,400 years. And if this wasn't enough, he was quoted as saying he'd be happy to keep our troops in Iraq for 100 years if that's what it took for victory.Of course, like his newest best buddy Bush, he can't quite articulate what victory in Iraq is unless it was one of his many inane statements, "until they stop killing us." I'm still trying to make any sense of this. Does it mean once every Iraqi is dead then they won't be able to kill our soldiers anymore?Scary is that he's...

West Virgina hot about illegal immigration
2008-05-13 22:21:00
This article by the Houston Chronicle is a classic regarding illegal immigration, or more properly defined, immigration, or better yet, stupid white crackers hating Mexicans no matter the paperwork because they have nothing better to do with their sorryass lives. It is so silly that it makes us here in Dumbutt, Texas seem almost intelligent. West Virginia has an Hispanic population of .7% or about 12,000 admitting to Hispanic heritage. The towns the men quoted below live in have ZERO Hispanics and ZERO illegal immigrants. America's new Gestapo, ICE, has yet to find an illegal immigrant of any flavor anywhere near the place. "It's a terrible problem, I think they're taking jobs away from people that are here legally, and citizens, You have to pick the best of three evils [for President]" James Britton owner of Bruceton Mills Things 'n Stuff. James' Things 'n Stuff store is in jeopardy from non existent Mexicans with plans to sell invisible pinatas in a pretend store across...
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Jonah Goldberg Defends Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
2008-05-13 18:20:00
Right-wing commentator and ceepy crawler Jonah Goldberg , son of sleazebag Lucianne Goldberg - friend of Matt Drudge and Linda Tripp - wrote a disgusting column last week defending the Tuskegee syphilis case brought up by the ubiquitous Reverend Wright video. In so doing, Goldberg put himself on a level far far below that of Reverend Wright. Let's be clear on this. In 1936 the US Public Health Service in Alabama brought in 399 poor black men who had syphilis for an experiment. They did not tell the participants that they had the disease, and though they were told they were being treated they were not. As such many not only died from syphilis and its complications, but passed it on to their black wifes and children. The doctors were only concerned with autopsy results. Because there was no cure for syphilis in 1936, Goldberg defends the case. There was treatment at the time which was called arsphenamine discovered in 1910 by Dr. Paul Ehrlich. Being the ugly creepy crawler Goldber...
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Jon Stewart Interviews Neocon Douglas Feith
2008-05-13 16:59:00
Part 1 Jon Stewart Interviews Neocon Douglas Feith Part 2 Jon Stewart Interviews Neocon Douglas Feith

Bob Barr to be the Libertarian Candidate for President
2008-05-13 02:55:00
Bob Barr , the congressman and House Manger who led the impeachment of Bill Clinton 10 years ago, has decided he will run for President as the Libertarian candidate, their convention is in two weeks. Barr is so far out on the lunatic fringe he lost his congressional seat not in the 2006 Democratic upset, but back in 2002, in a lunatic fringe district in the lunatic fringe state of Georgia no less!Barr is best remembered as the strongest congressional voice for everything NRA. He is one of those lunatic fringe Republicans who are so intrinsically repulsive they can't get lobbying jobs (Bob Dornan is another) so they become radio talk show hosts whipping up the masses to evermore bigotry, intolerance, and gun fun.This week George Wlll and Sean Hannity had a fit with their one time friend who they now call "spolier" saying he will help John McCain lose the election in the same way Ralph Nader helped lose it for Al Gore in 2000. Which they say could be even worse than what Nad...
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Mental Health Care Employees Rip Treatment of FLDS Mormon Sect
2008-05-12 19:14:00
When one first reads the headlines of this Houston Chronicle story it seems the mental health community is making war with Texas Child Protective Services over the poor treatment of the FLDS Mormon sect. But reading into the article further one finds that this is really about nine employees who work for a private mental health care agency called Mental Health - Mental Retardation Center (MHMRC) which seem to have ties with Baptist preacher Kevin Dinnin.May I remind you that this is not just Texas this is West Texas where David Koresh is still a hero and clearing brush with Jesus is the major pastime. The area has a religious agenda promoting that anything with Jesus involved is good and any wall between Church and State is evil. These FDLS women, who have individually sold their underage daughters to old married men for sex, and collectively been part of a conspiracy to do so, should have long ago had their pastel frontier garb (with prayers for the end of the world stitche in the s...
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After losing homes, Public Storage auctions off the contents
2008-05-12 18:20:00
If things were not bad enough for millions of Americans on the edge, another kick in the pants has now reared it's ugly head. Republicans deferring 4000 flag draped caskets and a trillion dollars of their money to Iraq. The Republican concept of self regulation causing millions to get thrown out of their homes and afraid to drive further than the the convenience store. Republican bootstrap ideology putting health care and college educations out of reach of millions of hard working Americans. And now a new insult to injury has reared its head.One of the few industries who have benefited from the mortgage meltdown is the public storage industry. Overall industry stock is up 18% to about 33% this year. There has also been correlating public auctions on the contents of storage units for the very people who went broke losing their homes and now cannot afford the storage fees. Millions of Americans have kids in danger on the other side of the world, they can no longer afford to drive, th...
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Houston Chronicle Letters All in Favor of Photo ID
2008-05-10 18:36:00
The top line of today's Letters to the Editor in the Houston Chronicle reads:All in favor of photo IDs. Adamantly! Tenaciously! Obstinantely! Stupidly!In all four of these letters one can see that here in Dumbutt, Texas not much thinking goes on at or off The Range. On a related story, yesterday a man sitting his chair at a KOA campground suddenly went cold as an AR-15 round slammed into his stomach ending his day and life. Again an AR-15 assault rifle from a loud and often used makeshift gun range bordering on the campground. Good place for a range! Lot's of thought went into that as it was being used for years without anyone thinking to complain.Back to the letters. Though are ofthem are full of what we now call nativism a few paragraphs jumped off the page at me."I'd go a step further . Voters should be given a test to make sure they understand the issues. A small number of informed voters will result in better electoral decisions..." Mike BeckWow hey! Voting Righ...
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US Soldier Richard Torres in Mexican Jail for Weapon Violations
2008-05-10 17:03:00
In Fort Hood, Texas, Richard Torres (back from a tour in Iraq) put his AR-15 assault rifle, his .45 automatic pistol and 171 rounds of ammo into his car to drive to California to either see or shoot his mother on Mother's Day. Or perhaps just shoot some people on the way..."WARNING ILLEGAL TO CARRY FIREARMS/AMMUNITION INTO MEXICO. PENALTY — PRISON."Torres got lost in El Paso and found himself crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico where he was immediately arrested for weapon trafficking. Presently it is hard for the Mexican government to accept it is just a mistake with all the assassinations of politicians and police going on at present with just these kinds of weapons. And of course the good money in selling them in Mexico. Richard is in a lot of trouble because he enjoyed carrying an assault rifle around with him. Or a gun of any kind for that matter. If he had found some hobby other than mindless gonad expanding shooting the crap out of stuff, he would be in Sunny Cali...
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We don't know squat - Joel Pett
2008-05-03 17:12:00
I bet to differ with Mr. Pett. Americans KNOW more than any other nation about what Celebrities are doing and who best plays with balls.
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Jon Stewart interview with Howard Dean May 1, 2008
2008-05-02 17:03:00
Jon Stewart plugs away at DNC Chairman Howard Dean about Michigan and Florida.
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