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Ladies [R U Broke? Need Money?]
2007-07-04 00:59:00
Then remember 2 wordz: SEX. SELLZ. That'z all u EVER need 2 KNOW in Life, especially if ur an amerikkkan.It killz me that females throw their lives away trying 2 live up 2 their male counter-partz. Women, in amerikkka u'll NEVER get the respeckt that u so long 4.And how so? Paris Hilton is the epitome of amerikkkan women. End of story.Just Throw away the notion of being RESPECKTED. There are NO respeckted women in amerikkka. Not None. Even CELEBRITIES are considered whores....Shit, just google images of jennifer aniston and u'll see Titz & Azz. Now what RESPECKTABLE hollywood vixen does shit like that? Kidz used 2 look up 2 u... Now they just look @ dat azz.If u wanna make endz, and if ur female, SEX is the way... The ONLY way. Quit college, ur day job, forget about being a marine biologist, and get out there on dat corner!
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Amerikkkanz [Are Delusional]
2007-05-31 00:04:00
Do Amerikkanz EVEN THINK about the FUTURE?Obviously not, becuz a lot of u muthafuckaz don't even have a PLAN.Seriously...2 YEARZ from now...where do u see urself?What do u see urself doing? Are u making BANK or are u BLIND and STILL taking orderz from sum ALIEN?Chances are the muthafucka ur working for ISN'T amerikkkan and WAS NOT BORN in amerikkka. And U THINK that'z ALRIGHT.U see, THAT'Z where the DELUSIONAL part comes in. Amerikkkanz DON'T BELIEVE IN SHIT but the Almighty Dollar. All of the amerikkkan employerz of today are selling their soulz 2 make fast money, but in turn are fucking up the future 4 their OWN young.So now, instead of taking orderz from racist assed Mr.Patterson, ur taking orderz from amerikkka hating Mr. Abolhassan.Do the math u Delusional Muthafuckaz.
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Muthafuckaz [Just Don't Give A Fuck, II]
2007-05-08 18:41:00
"Virginia Tech officials today identified the Virginia Tech student who killed 32 people and then himself on the Blacksburg campus yesterday as 23-year-old Cho Seung-Hui of Centreville.Cho was a South Korean native who had immigrated to this country, the university announced on its Web site this morning. He was a senior majoring in English, and lived in a dorm on campus, officials said."Didn't I specifically TELL U in the LAST post that this shit would happen AGAIN?Muthafuckaz. Don't. Give . A. Mad. FUCK. But, U wanna know what REALLY scares U Amerikkkanz?He had NO motive. NO reason. Fuck that bullshit U heard about his girl breaking up with him, that'z the media implying a FALSE sense of security [What amerikkkanz are used 2.]He did that shit becuz he COULD... And sent a video 2 NBC talking about HOW he was gonna do it. Dayum. All of this WAR and VIOLENCE...Eh, get USED 2 it. What do U expect from a country who'z President sendz troopz 2 foreign countries 2 murder innocent child...

Muthafuckaz [Just Don't Give A Fuck]
2007-02-19 21:49:00
Gunman kills 5 in Utah shopping mall... SALT LAKE CITY — A man with a shotgun fired randomly in a historic shopping mall Monday night, killing five people and injuring several others before he was killed, police said.Hours later, police still were searching stores for shocked shoppers and employees who were hunkered down awaiting a safe escort from the Trolley Square mall.Many employees and shoppers — "a lot of scared people" — were still inside the mall hours after the shootings, waiting to leave, Snyder said.Well, Az u can see, Muthafuckaz JUST. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK.And 4 NO muthafuggin REAZON either.Timez Iz HARD up in this muthafucka. Everyone'z LOOKING 4 PEACE, but there will be NONE.No one'z THINKING of 2morrow, Luved Onez, Or Consequence...Muthafuckaz are just preforming WHAT they were PROGRAMED 4...CHAOS.But, Ur STILL NOT USED 2 this shit? Well, U BETTER...Cuz it'z gonna be PLENTY MORE where that came from...Believe It.
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Fire & Brimstone II [Mo' Homo Bashing]
2007-02-16 19:59:00
Read This"You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known," Hardaway said. "I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."- Tim HardawayAnd I TOTALLY AGREE. This iz AMERIKA. Freedom. Of. Speech. Muthafucka. U can't CRITICIZE a muthafucka 4 being TRUTHFULL... The Union between 2 men iz fuggin' NASTY. [Now, 2 WOMEN iz a DIFFERENT story...lol] Shit... Even good ol' Mel Gibson H8'z homos, Hell, EVEN jewz 4 that matter!More ppl should just come outta the Wood Worx and just say what'z on their mindz!Or Get Fugged Up Trying....LoL
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Lisa Nowak [A. Down. Azz. Bitch.]
2007-02-07 22:11:00
Ladiez...U can learn a HELLUVA LOT from this BITCH....HOUSTON (Reuters) - U.S. astronaut Lisa Nowak returned to Houston on Wednesday and was to undergo mental evaluation at Johnson Space Center after her arrest on charges she tried to KILL a Romantic Rival for a FELLOW astronaut. [Bill Oefelein][LoL]Cotdayum! It getz better.....She said put on DIAPERS, as astronauts do during launch and landing, so she would not have to stop for a bathroom break. Wearing a DISGUISE, she accosted Shipman as she got in her car at the Orlando airport and SPRAYED her with PEPPER SPRAY. Nowak told police she only wanted to TALK to Shipman because she viewed her as a rival for the AFFECTIONS of astronaut Bill Oefelein. [This N!99a again....]Airline passengers and news reporters crowded at windows to watch the woman whose public fall from grace embarrassed the space agency and perplexed fellow astronauts, who described the 43-year-old mother of three as a hard-working, straight-arrow type.Lol...OK...but uh...
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Recycling [Fuck. The. Bullshit.]
2007-02-04 03:57:00
Cuz that'z WHAT ur PAYING 4. From every MOVIE IDEA ripped from a damn Comic Book and pumped out from Hollywood 2 every GAME SYSTEM that'z getting muthafuckaz killed just by standing in line 2 purchase them.No IDEA iz ORIGINAL in this muthafucka. And it'z NEVER gonna be that way. EVER.Whatever Recycled Bulls hit Brainstormz these Recycled Bullshit Companies come up with NEXT 2 sell, iz EXACTLY what it WILL BE.RECYCLED. BULLSHIT. 4EVER.
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Discipline [Iz NOT 4 The Birdz]
2007-01-23 09:26:00
The state Legislature is about to weigh in on a question that stirs impassioned debate among moms and dads: Should parents spank their children?Assemblywoman Sally Lieber, D-Mountain View, wants to outlaw spanking children up to 3 years old. If she succeeds, California would become the first state in the nation to explicitly ban parents from smacking their kids.Making a swat on the behind a misdemeanor might seem a bit much for some -- and the chances of the idea becoming law appear slim, at best -- but Lieber begs to differ.The bill, which is still being drafted, will be written broadly, she added, prohibiting ``any striking of a child, any corporal punishment, smacking, hitting, punching, any of that.'' Lieber said it would be a misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail or a fine up to $1,000, although a legal expert advising her on the proposal said first-time offenders would probably only have to attend parenting classes.Well...Keep in mind that Sally Lieber iz a Troll B...
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Skankz Heart [Pedophilez]
2007-01-19 05:31:00
Read ThisThen This"A 16-YEAR-OLD girl yesterday won a court order allowing her to reunite with a former netball coach convicted of sexually assaulting her when she was just 14.In what is believed a NSW legal first, the girl won an appeal against an apprehended violence order – despite her family's wishes – to see the man.Magistrate Alan Railton's order in Wyong Local Court effectively means, as long as 39-year-old Graham Andrew Mulholland is NICE to the teenager, he can RESUME contact with her." Lmao... In this DAY and AGE, this shouldn't SURPRIZE u at ALL.What got me was, he has 2 be NICE 2 her...Az how? Wine And Dine? Dinner and a Movie?Do her Homework?Or break her off with that Half A Centimeter Cock?I'd CASTRATE that Bastard and FEED his fugging dick 2 him.Then I'd MURK that Uselezz Whore of a daughter 4 being a Failed SEED.
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The TakeOver [Amerika Iz In Peril]
2007-01-16 02:08:00
I'm sure u've ALREADY noticed THAT so I'll just jump str8 2 the POINT.ALIENZ.[AKA 4Reign Non-English Speaking Muthafuckaz] They.R.Trying.2.Lock.This.Shit.Down. More and More Amerikan muthafuckaz R becoming JOBLEZZ so that these TowelHead muthafuckaz can MAKE BANK.But NOT only THEM, but ANY OTHER 4reign muthafucka that CREPT or BOUGHT his or her way onto Amerikan Soil. But...Do u REALLY want 2 know what the MOST fugged up thing about this whole SITUATION iz?IT. WAS. AMERIKA. THAT. ALLOWED. THIS. SHIT.IT. WAS. AMERIKA. THAT. ENFORCED. THIS. SHIT.Basically: Amerika SHITZ ON Amerika. And ALL 4 The MIGHTY DOLLAR. Trying 2 save sum POCKET CHANGE, Amerika EMPLOYZ these muthafuckaz OVER itz OWN...Why?[Becuz] Amerikanz R Spoiled and Lazy, yet CRAVES High Priced Material Thingz, Thuz wanting More MONEY.Hate It or Luv It that'z the WAY it iz.
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All Women [R NOT created EQUAL]
2007-01-04 06:15:00
All women R NOT created EQUAL...So the UGLY Dyke Bitchez form Coalitionz and Feministz Groupz 2 attack the Dumb Blonde Hott Chixx.Funny...I've actually seen Ugly Bitchez make DEMANDZ! Az if THEY HAD an OPINION! Pleaze..LoL, u betta look in the MIRROR and REMEMBER ur PLACE!Look...If ur Ugly, THAT'Z IT. UR UGLY. That meanz Ur THROUGH.Unlezz u have they MONEY 2 afford COZMETIK SURGERY and a muthafuggin MAKE-OVER ur "Pretty" much shit outta Luck.
More About: Women , Men , Equal , Create

Women R NOT Naturally Violent Whorez [Originally... That Iz]
2007-01-04 00:56:00
And they AREN'T... Most women began life az Blossoming Flowerz...Virginz...Full of HIGH hopez and Total Optimizim. They r NAIVE Creaturez... Soaking Up all sortz of Knowledge one could only Dream of. And it was ALL GOOD.They Would Make Miztakez and They Would be Corrected.They Would Ask Questionz and They Would get Answerz.And Thuz...The Woman'z Temple would reamin Erect. That iz...Until MAN showed his Ugly Azz Face. And Thus HE himself was ERECT...And he THRUST himself into Woman...Ripping at her SOUL, DECIMATING her very FOUNDATION...Tearing her APART. RUINING her. And through THAT Tragedy... The VIOLENT WHORE was created.And az the generationz passed...MORE and MORE Violent Whorez were SPAWNED out of Hellz Firez...Susan SmithAndrea YatesLorena BobbittJust 2 name a FEW....But from THAT a NEW strain of V.W. was in the Mix...The Female Pedophile Whore!Ala' Debra LaFave [See Also This]That'z just how IT iz... And az Amerikanz... THIS iz what WE LIKE!
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Fake Azz Preacherz [Fuck. This. Muthafucka.]
2007-01-03 08:53:00
Now do U SEE? Do U see what the FUCK I'm talking about?FALZE. MUTHAFUGGING. PROPHETZ.Every muthafugging year they appear outta nowhere[Why? Cuz they're BROKE]2 take advantage of all the SIMPLETONZ in the world by MIZLEADING them with phony azz "God Reportz"Take this n!99a Pat Robertson 4 example...This iz what he CLAIMED god told him...And if THAT iz TRUE then THIS iz why god HATEZ U. He TRULY does... 2 give good ol' Pat the power to see into the future [Of 2007 that iz].Hell...maybe he can tell uz where the REAL Saddam iz....Lmao.
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M. Night Shyamalan [Iz A Concieted Muthafucka]
2007-01-02 06:43:00
OMFG...This muthafucka...I can't BEGIN 2 start how FUGGED UP this muthafucka iz.1st of all...he'z CONCIETED. Notice how he triez 2 COPY Spike Lee by appearing...EVEN starring in his own moviez... LOL....the muthafucka can't ACT worth a GODDAYUM.He LOOKZ SO OUT OF PLACE in his OWN SHIT.2nd...he'z EGOTISTIKAL. He had ONE and but ONE hit only....THE SIXTH SENSE.THAT'Z IT. Now 4 sum odd reazon he thinkz he'z HOLY and imperviouz 2 all sortz of criticizm...so he cumz up with any BULLSHIT movie with any BULLSHIT plot and EXPECTZ it 2 be a GOLDMINE 2 moviegoerz. Fuck. That.3rd...dude NEEDZ 2 RETIRE. 4REALZ. Look M. Night ...U've made ur HUSTLE Money. Learn from ur MISTAKEZ.SignzUnbreakableThe VillageLady In the WaterNow GO. 2. SLEEP.
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Saddam'z [Doppelganger] Executed
2006-12-31 20:39:00
I think it'z a BOLD BLUFF on Bush'z part 2 say that Hussien has been Executed.All of those FAKE AZZ videoz of "Saddam " being hung[and his corpse]were nuthing more than the "Real" Hussien'z STUNT DOUBLE.In these DAYZ and AGE, U can't BELEIVE IN SHIT...ESPECIALLY what the Amerikan Media PROVIDEZ.
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Fuck. A. New. Yearz. [More Bullshit 4 U]
2006-12-31 20:32:00
It'z a well-known muthafugging Diesease... it'z been diagnosed az a NEW YEAR.And az we all ENDURE them, they only get WORSE. Here'z sum thingz 2 look 4ward 2:MORE Drama MORE Bull s hit MORE BeefMORE LiezMORE SicknezzMORE WarzMORE Inflation MORE TheftMORE IncarcerationzMORE Selling OutMORE Senselezz MurderzMORE Female PedophilezMORE Secret DealzMORE Falze ProphetzMORE Fake DeathzMORE Real DeathzSo Fuck. A. New. Yearz.
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Holidayz R Toolz [From The Devil]
2006-12-22 07:51:00
Hell, they R... Think about it.There'z no REAL reazon 2 celebrate the holidayz other than 2 BUY awhole lot of shit. That'z all there iz 2 it.Just another way 2 CLUTTER up ur muthafuggin life and keep u from actually SAVING money.So it'z like this:FUCK. THE. HOLIDAYZ.
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Don't Be A [Shady] Muthafucka.
2006-12-17 08:48:00
Especially if U have a FAMILY, becuz THEY themselvez becum a LIABILTY.Now let'z say U owe sum Scary Bad Toucher "$$$". But...Ur a KNOWN BASTARD.On top of THAT, you tried 2 PLAY the guy. Now he wantz ur HEAD. But No.He wont KILL YOU, he'll get back @ ur shadinezz by RAPING ur wife and DISMEMBERING ur kidz. See what U get?Don't Be A Shady Muthafucka.

The Cost Of Living [Fuck. That.]
2006-11-30 07:33:00
It'z HIGH az a muthafucka.How does the govt. expect a muthafucka 2 LIVE under these RIDICULOUZ termz?That 'z becuz they DON'T. Amerika was MEANT 2 be a land of RICH muthafuckaz...If U don't have the WEALTH, then don't even think of SURVIVING.
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Don't Offer A [Skank] Bitch Shit
2006-11-17 19:28:00
And 4 what REAZON?Chances r she'z a SKANDOLOUZ hoe. Why put urself @ HER mercy? If she'z NOT feeling you...Fine....move the FUCK ON. There r PLENTY of bitchez out there in THE WORLD. Don't STRESS over 1 MEASELY LIL HOE.Iz she WORTH a BEAT DOWN? Yes. KILLING? Probably. SWEATING? No.
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Pimp Or Be Pimp'd ? [You Decide]
2006-11-14 06:21:00
This is a WORLD of WOLVEZ...And there r PLENTY of SHEEP in the field.Believe it or not, in this day and age there r SHITLOADZ of GULLIBLE PPL...just waiting...WANTING 2 be taken ADVANTAGE of. Either STAND TALL or be a VICTIM. It'z a dog eat dog worldwhere NO ONE CAREZ about YOU or what YOU THINK. You HAVE 2be CUTTHROAT. It'z DO or DIE, PIMP or BE PIMP'D.
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God Hatez You [Truly. He Does]
2006-10-31 07:32:00
And he doesn't want you 2 live a PERFECKT life either.Shit... with all the WAR, FAMINE, PESTILENCE, & DEATH in the muthafuggin world it'z enuff 2 make a muthafucka go INSANE and start killing muthafuckaz.How does god EXPECT us 2 be GOOD when the muthafuggin EARTH is EVIL? It'z IMPOSSIBLE. We CAN'T live our livez RIGHTEOUSLY becuz god himself is a TYRANT.He enjoyz TOYING with us and WATCHING us SUFFER. Seriously.You could be The Saint of ALL Saintz and god will STILL shit on YOU.Don't believe me? Then look @ what happened 2 Job.God Hat e z You...Truly. He Does.

Momma'z Lil Boy [He'z Bitch Made]
2006-10-30 19:35:00
GROW the fuck UP & MOVE the fuck OUT. I'm seriouz...I know guyz that r in their LATE 20'z & MID 30'z STILL living @ HOME with their MOTHERZ. Look dudez... It'z bad enuff that ur NOT getting LAID [NOT getting any AZZ only makez YOU a GROUCHY LIL BITCH] but u put the FINAL nail in ur COFFIN when NO ONE wantz 2 HANG OUT with YOU becuz ur sleeping on ur mom'z COUCH.It'z TIME 2 face RESPONSIBILITY.... GROW the fuck UP & MOVE the fuck OUT.
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Luv Thy Neighbor [Fuck. That.]
2006-10-15 01:05:00
I don't know about u but...My neighborz r LOUD, OBNOXIOUZ, TROUBLESUM, & DISRESPECKTFUL. Their noisy azz kidz need 2 be BURIED ALIVE and the parentz themselvez need 2 be DISEMBOWELED and have their intrailz FED 2 the crowz.
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Slum Lordz [Die. Slow.]
2006-10-15 00:47:00
Fuck those muthafuckaz... How the fuck can u RENT out some shit that'z NOT even safe 2 inhabit? And then u've got the NERVE 2 charge a muthafucka an ARM & A LEG just 2 STAY there?! U wont FIX anything that needz repairz & U don't RESPECKT the tenantz that live there. Fuck. You.
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None Should Be Homelezz [In Muthafuggin Amerika]
2006-10-13 08:13:00
It'z hard 2 realize "The Dream" when u see homelezz muthafuggin ppl on the damn streetz begging 4 CRACK-N-CHANGE. That'z fugged up...Why THE FUCK should we see THIS shit? I don't wanna come outta Krispy Kreme just 2 look into the mournful eyez of some beggar wanting half a donut 2 feed his starving child...So what?! This Big Wealthy Country can't CREATE places 4 these fuggin ppl 2 Dwell? Work? Shoot Heroin? I mean seriously... If Anna Nicole Smith can STILL be CONSIDERED a Human Being, Home lezz People can be considered Residentz of Society. But...u damn beggarz have 2 get off ur azzez 1st...stop begging 4 shit and GO GET dat DOLLAR.
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The Lil' Skankz Of Amerika [Stoopid Bitchez]
2006-10-13 06:39:00
And then again... If u lil' "11-teen" year oldz stop giving these muthafuggin pedophilez sumthing 2 drool over, ur dumbazzez wouldn't get RAPED & MOLESTED. U lil' bitchez EMULATE Paris Hilton, & then dress up like muthafuggin noobie PROSTITUTES looking 4 a fuggin TRICK. Ur damn PARENTZ need the shit BEAT out of them 4 ALLOWING that bullshit.
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Trollz Need Luv 2 [Stank Azz Dykez]
2006-10-04 19:08:00
2 all u str8 lez bitchez... U should consider being "bi-sexual." I mean... I know most of u considered being lez becuz ur UGLY as all sin and u KNOW mankind would never accept u as being "close" 2 female...But...ur gurlfriend is 9,462,835 X'z HOTTER THAN U...and u KNOW the only reason she'z with u is 4 "financial support" [trust me..she REALLY doesn't NEED U] So...why not? JOIN the HUMAN-RACE again... Stop being a bottled up TROLL with mixed emotionz... learn 2 LUV the D!CK ;)
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