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FEDS (FDA) Nix ?Female Viagra? Sending Manufacturer Boehringer Ingelheim An
2010-06-20 03:38:00 Thanks To The Food And Drug Administration, Millions Of American Men Are Let Down Once Again By The Federal Government — There Will Be No Hordes Of Sexually Excited Ladies Out On The Hunt For Us… Left and Right straight guys alike, along with our fellow Citizens of lesbian persuation,... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Humor , Health , Rants
King Joseph Lieberman I Pushing For Presidential ?Kill Switch? For The Inte
2010-06-18 03:57:00 Joe Liberman Pushes HARD For New Bill To Allow Department Of Homeland Security To Effectively Shut The Internet Down With A Quick Flip Of The Switch… Wow, I guess the Executive Branch just doesn’t have quite enough (“Separate But Equal”?) power these days according to King... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Congress , Elections
President Obama Munches Down On Gulf Coast Seafood And Declares It Safe And
2010-06-15 03:58:00 Yeah? How About Some Gulf Coast Oysters To Go With That Crab, Mr. President? First off, for the record — unlike some folks, like (just for instance) our esteemed “Ever-So-Slightly-Right-Of-Center 8221; Sunday Columnist, Mr. Christopher L. Doster, I do not hold President Barack Hussein... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Economy , Economics , Media
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?Republican Women Blow Don?t Ya Know? By Chr
2010-06-13 23:28:00 GTL? Sunday Columnist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center 8221; Political Pundit Christopher L. Doster Employs His Right-Leaning Style Of Sarcasm And Wit To Take Pot Shots At The Feminist Movement For Ignoring The Accomplishments Of Conservative And Republican... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Elections , Women
Alvin M. Greene: Regular Guy? Perverted Felon? Republican Plant? Unknown
2010-06-13 03:53:00 Stunned Democratic U.S. Senate Hopeful And [Former] “Regular Dood” Opponent, Vic Rawl Calls For Investigation Into Stunning Election Results; Democratic Party Of S.C. Officials Still Stunned And Scratching Their Heads Hey, did y’all realize it’s a FELONY for a... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Congress , Elections
Sarah?s Got A Boob Job, Daddy Doesn?t Sleep At Night?
2010-06-11 03:18:00 Rumor Mill Says Sarah “The Barracuda” Palin Has Had A Breast Enlargement Job… Folks, you won’t find this photo of my former Wasilla, Alaska classmate, a.k.a., “The Barracuda”, anywhere but here — it’s a GTL? EXCLUSIVE. I’ve gone out of my way... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Humor , Democrats
President Obama Ponders ?Whose Ass To Kick? Over BP -Slash- Halliburton Gul
2010-06-07 22:01:00 Oh, Great Oracle — Canst Thou Help A Brother Out On This One? Breaking from CNN — President Obama will be interviewed on NBC’s Today Show and will be quoted telling the interviewer he’s been meeting with experts to “learn whose ass to kick” over the big oil spill... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Bush , Economy
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?Wasting Away Again In Liberal-Leaderville?
2010-06-07 00:00:00 GTL? Sunday Columnist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center 8221; Political Pundit Christopher L. Doster Employs His Right-Leaning Style Of Sarcasm And Wit To Bash President Obama For His Failure To Stop The Damned Leak.. ?Wasting Away Again In Liberal-Leaderville? Well, the BP oil... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Bush , Economy
World?s Most Eligible Batchelor [Former] Druggie, Rush Limbaugh To Wed His
2010-06-05 10:02:00 Kathryn Rogers Limbaugh, Rest In Peace… Hey, as they say — “diff’rent strokes for diff’rent fokes“, right? On the other hand, being a male in my early 40’s, I’d feel like a pedophile were I to have regular sex with, and even WED a young woman barely... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Meme , Democrats
New Fad: Most Lobbyists In Texas, Both Sides Of The Aisle, Either Have Or A
2010-06-04 03:50:00 Loophole For Bypassing Lengthy Security Checks At Texas State Capitol — A Concealed Carry Permit For Handguns, Firearms Wow, talk about “spiffy” and hopefully, we’re also talking about a new fad sure to reach into other facets of our infrastructure when it comes to the... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Guns , Crime
Global Cooling At The Gore Mansion: Al And Tipper Split The Sheets
2010-06-02 02:21:00 No More Erotic Public Displays Of Affection Between The Gores? Who knows what is happening between the Gores to lead them toward the “D-Word” after four decades. I’m shrugging. Was Al listening to nasty rap songs with explicit lyrics while pushing his 2-cycle lawnmower? Was... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Divorce , Global Warming , Liberals
Welcome Home, Soldier? Here Is Your Purple Heart For Your Bullet Wound And
2010-05-30 02:27:00 Memorial Day Weekend Thought For The Day: Let’s Not Be Fiddling Around With Our Veterans’ Disability Pensions Over Bureaucratic Failures Happy Memorial Day Weekend, friends and colleagues. Let us not forget “the reason for [this] season” while we enjoy our cookouts, family... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Iraq , Military , Afghanistan
When Rand Paul Said ?Mistakes Happen? RE: The BP Oil Fiasco, Was He Really
2010-05-28 07:32:00 Did Kentucky U.S. G.O.P. Senate Candidate And Tea Party “Hero” Rand Paul (Son Of Republican Ron Paul – TX) REALLY Mean “Leave My Sister, My Brother, My Pappy And My Brother-In-Law Alone” When He Said President Barack Hussein Obama Was “Unamerican” To... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: Politics , Liberals , Elections , Meme , Environment
Senator John McCain Clashes With John McCain And President Barack Hussein O
2010-05-26 02:55:00 President Obama Approves 1,200 National Guard Troops To Secure American-Mexican Border, Senator McCain Says No, No, No! Give The Illegal Immigrants Amnesty That’s Not Enough, We Need 6,000 Troops The Politico’s headline reads “President Obama clashes with McCain in Republican... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Elections , Meme
DADT Repeal To Be Attached Later This Week To The DoD Authorization Bill?
2010-05-25 03:20:00 Congress Rumored To Be Ready To Repeal Military ’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Policy ASAP… The Advocate is reporting the banning of openly gay and lesbian men and women serving honorably in the U.S. military’s day is most likely to end at long last, and quite... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Congress
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?The Leaning Tower Of Liberalism? By Christo
2010-05-24 01:04:00 GTL? Sunday Column ist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center 8221; Political Pundit Christopher L. Doster Employs His Right-Leaning Style Of Humor And Sarcasm To Trumpet Failed European Liberal Policies As A Great Sales Pitch Toward Implementing The Ideals Of Conservatism On Our Very... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: Liberalism , Tower
Tea Party Hero Rand Paul Tells George Stephanopoulos In Interview: Get Rid
2010-05-22 02:29:00 Kentucky Republican Senate Candidate With Two First Names Misses The Good Ole’ Days When Children Could Be Forced To Work For Candy And Ice Cream, Corporations Could Poison The People With Dangerous Chemicals For Profit And The EPA And OSHA Were Just Figments Of Liberal... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: Politics , Elections , Meme , Environment , Regulation
A GTL? Open Post Thursday Free-For-All ? Rand Paul, Racist? Wall Street Re
2010-05-21 03:45:00 THE Gun Toting Liberal? Reaches Out To His Fellow Commentators -Slash- Co-Bloggers And Readers To Furnish Their Opinions On Any Of The Above, Below, Or Anything Else Political One Wishes To O-Pine On… It’s that time again — time for Yours Truly to opine on a few current event... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Congress , Elections
Will Pennsylvania Send Senator Arlen Specter (R?-I?-D?) To Cable News Land
2010-05-18 02:33:00 Poll: Congress man Joe Sestak On The Verge Of Sending Snake Back To The Grass In Pennsylvania Democratic Primary Well, well, WELL — a Quinnipiac University poll tells us today that things aren’t looking so hot for Senator Arlen Specter Snake-In-The-Grass in his quest to keep his... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Elections
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?The American Dream Queen ? From Tee To Gree
2010-05-17 02:14:00 GTL? Sunday Columnist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center 8221; Political Pundit Christopher L. Doster Employs His Right-Leaning Style Of Wit To Characterize The Capitalistic Pursuit Of The American Dream By Analogizing The Journey Of An Amazing LPGA Competitor By The Name Of... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: Politics , Liberals , Sports , Donald Trump
Tea Partiers Continue Insisting Upon Bigger Government ? This Time By Insis
2010-05-15 03:47:00 Tea Baggers At It Again: First, Demanding More Government Jobs And Now, Demanding State Governments Choose Our Senators Folks, there’s trouble in “Tea Land” again. It was just weeks ago when the so-called “small government” Tea Party movement was torqued off at... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Congress , Elections
President Obama On Rush Limbaugh Golf Outing Offer: Liberal Troop-Bashing D
2010-05-13 03:51:00 SHOCKER: President Barack Hussein Obama Just Says “No!” To Proposed “Golf Summit” Perhaps, it’s because the president doesn’t have any desire to hang out with people who despise half of our military men and women because they have differing political views? Or,... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Sports , Meme
President Barack Hussein Obama: Champion Of The Tea Bagger Movement Yet?
2010-05-12 03:19:00 Study Shows Americans Paid Lowest Taxes In President’s First Year Than Any Other Year Since 1950 That’s right, folks — according to USA Today, it’s been SIXTY YEARS since the Internal Revenue Service has had such a low median percentage of tax dollars to count —... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Meme , Democrats
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?Greek Mythology And The Gods Of Government?
2010-05-10 02:34:00 GTL? Sunday Columnist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center 8221; Political Pundit Christopher L. Doster Employs His Right-Leaning Style Of Humor And Sarcasm To Bash Liberals , Liberalism, Socialists, Socialism, And Sound The Warning Shot Over The Grecian Financial... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Mythology , Economy
Sarah Palin To Bill O?Reilly: We Must Criminalize Working On Sundays; Women
2010-05-08 03:08:00 Sarah “Barracuda” Palin In O’reilly Interview Says All Of Our Laws Should Come Directly From Christian Bible And Ten Commandments That’s right, The Barracuda is at it again — this time telling O’Reilly our Founding Fathers had meant for all of our laws to come... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Religion , Christianity , Women
The Republicans Want To Put You On The ?No Fly List? And The Democrats Want
2010-05-07 03:46:00 Bill Of Rights? What Bill Of Rights? The Neoconservatives Are Content To Ignore The 4th Amendment While The Neoliberals Are Content To Ignore The 2nd Amendment… You may have heard — Senator Joe King Joseph Lieberman (I), President Barack Hussein Obama (D), NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg (I)... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Congress , Bush , Terrorism
?Joe The Plumber? Plunges Himself Into Ohio?s Republican Party As A ?Legit?
2010-05-06 03:21:00 Samuel Wurzelbacher (a.k.a., “Joe The Plunger”) Delights Tea Partiers Nationwide By Officially Entering Public Service As A G.O.P. Politician… Many of us had either thought, or wished Joe The Plunger had already enjoyed his fifteen minutes of fame but the “G.O.P. darling and... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Elections , Media , Party
The Wall Street Journal Aids Bush Administration Era Neocon John Bolton In
2010-05-04 04:25:00 Déjà Vu: According To The Right, Iran Should Be Attacked Before They Acquire Nuclear Weapon — Meanwhile, Pentagon Brags The United States Has Now Cut Down To A Nuclear Arsenal Of ONLY 5,113 WMD’S Okay, folks — someone needs to educate me on this one because I’m increasingly... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: News , Politics , Liberals , Bush , Terrorism
The GTL? Sunday Guest Column ? ?A November To Remember? By Christopher L. D
2010-05-03 01:01:00 GTL? Sunday Columnist: Author And “Ever-So-SLIGHTLY-Right-Of-Center 8221; Political Pundit Christopher L. Doster Employs His Right-Leaning Style Of Humor And Sarcasm To Voice His Frustration Regarding Our Current Economic Climate As Well As The British Petroleum Oil Spill… ?A November... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: Politics , Liberals , Elections , Economy , Economics
President Obama Tells Congress To Pass Open Political Campaign Ad Disclosur
More articles from this author:2010-05-02 03:15:00 Out Of 218 G.O.P. Senators And Congress persons, Only TWO Of Them Believe The People Have A Right To Be Informed Of The Corporations And Labor Unions Behind Vile Campaign Ads They’re kidding, right? The vast, VAST majority of Senate and Congressional Republicans on Capitol Hill are actually... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere! More About: President , Political , Open , Obama 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




