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Meanwhile in Lebanon
2006-07-20 07:04:00
The fact that Lebanon has been taken hostage by crazy Muslims shows me that Muslims are truely the victims of Islam. But they aren't the only ones. I would include the Canadian Media who seem intent on pushing the propaganda of the enemy. Hezbollah would push Israel into the sea if they could. Canadians do not agree with that. The CBC and CTV seem to blame Israel for defending themselves against an enemy like the Lebanese who use innocent Lebanese civilians as shields to kill innocent Israeli civilians. Canadians do not agree with that. UNless they work for the CBC or CTV. What exactly does the NDP or the CTV or the CBC expect Israel to do given the initiating acts and the continuing acts of war by Lebanon? Can the CBC or CTV distinguish between Lebanese and the Hezbollah Lebanese? These crazy Muslims know that this is war. The CBC and the CTV dont seem to know that and would rather lend their support to the Crazy Muslims who started this insanity. Now is not the time unless we wan...
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One dead Muslim Terrorist
2006-06-12 07:13:00
Dead. He was found by tracking his spiritual advisor.
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Feminists and Terrorists and Political Correctness
2006-06-04 06:53:00
It is very discouraging to see the record of this steady flow of money to feminist/lesbian/anti-male organizations. Such groups would not even be in existence if they were not fed fresh truckloads of tax money each year. The purpose of this funding is to lobby the government to keep afloat out-dated feminist policies, such as universal day care, abortion rights, and the supremacy of women. Such funding is also used to resist fathers' efforts to obtain access to their children. For example, funding galore has gone to women's centres, which serve as agents of change for feminists in local communities across Canada.Further, women's shelters (524 across Canada) enjoy magnanimous funding to, allegedly, provide protection from male assault, in spite of the fact that a Statistics Canada study, released in July 2003, found that more men were killed, hurt or threatened by their partners in 2001 than in previous years. The study "Family Violence in Canada," funded by the Federal Family Vio...
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Cpl Brett Lindstrom An American Hero
2006-05-24 06:58:00
Cpl Brett Lindstrom (aka Lone Eagle) from the Pine Ridge Reservation, Home of the Mustangs where all Lakota warriors get an eagle feather.He died in Iraq in January 2006 during a battle with Muslim terrorists defending freedom. Thanks to ALL of the U. S. Military Men and Women Everywhere. Past and Current Living and Dead. We are free because of you.Meanwhile in Caledonia Ontario. To Six Nations Chief Allan McNaughton I have two words.
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Afghanistan is a peaceful Muslim's future
2006-05-11 07:12:00
KABUL - The recent upsurge in violence in southern Afghanistan could herald the imminent success by Canadian troops in delivering greater security to the area, Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay says. So the story goes.I have to admit that most Muslim s are not terrorists but all terrorists are Muslim. The brave people of Afghanistan are willing to confront the perverted Muslims. These are the perverted Muslims that peace activists and the NDP want to protect. These perverted Muslims truly and really believe that paradise will welcome them with open arms if they committ suicide by killing Christians or any one who is not Muslim or anyone who is not committed to their insane view of Islam. THAT insanity must be confronted on its home turf by Muslims. I cannot understand some Canadian peace activists wanting to protect some Muslim apologists for terrorism. No one, absolutely no one, can sympathize with these Muslim terrorists except for media cynics who deliberately undermine suppor...
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BC Nurses the Highest Paid In Canada
2006-05-11 06:41:00
I am sure the next time some patient dies in the hallway to the waiting room trying to get into the Emergency Ward, his survivors will be so happy to know that BC Nurse s are the highest paid Nurses in Cana da . Salaries for the highest paid nurses in BC will rise to $90,000.00 a year by the end of a new 4 year contract between Nurses and Campbell's Liberal Government. Thank you Carole Taylor.Carole, I'm sure Nurses left wing Union will sneak you by the line up! Of course neither Liberals nor NDPers will accept any responsibility for these victims nor will they find one willing to sell his soul to promote left wing Liberal agendas.
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Collection of comments about Illegal Mexicans
2006-04-20 13:48:00
Mexifornia!Meanwhile it is Mexican s who are welcoming people to Detroit. I dont understand why they dont stay in Mexico and make Mexico better.Strangely silent, "The immigration problem"An insulting inconsistency (From a Canadian's perspective)So it's okay to wander into the United States if you are an undocumented, un-educated, non-english-speaking Mexican, and you can bring your wife and 9 hungry children, too. You can apply to be a citizen, you can live off the taxpayer's dime, have your healthcare paid for, have your kids' education provided, and then you can stomp all over the American flag and hold up banners with Che Guevara's face on them.But I as a Canadian need a special identity card to visit America? Mexicans come back again and again.Mr. President, Mr. Chertoff, and Dr. Rice: Can I ask you to look once more to the North? Can I ask you to to consider RightGirl, who works hard, thrills to the idea of shopping around for health insurance, always pays her taxes, suppor...
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Harper Shows His Canadian Values
2006-04-19 10:02:00
Harper will go one on one with Gord Miller of the The Sports Channel. He picks Calgary and Ottawa for the final. That shows me he knows his hockey.
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Ex Judge Ted Hughes Full Of Socialist Shit
2006-04-11 05:54:00
Soon after I first moved to Victoria on Vancouver Island, I went out for my Sunday morning breakfast and newspaper. I stopped at a local news stand and asked for a local paper. The sales person said, "Here it is. The Times Communist." I laughed as she handed me the Times Colonist. However she was right. The number of times since then I have heaved that paper in the garbage and shouted, The Times Communist, are frequent. (I must point out to anyone out east that the Liberals Provincially are the center right party in BC unlike the Federal Liberals.)This last weekend was no exception. This relates to the Ted Hughes Report and his support for socialist ideals under the guise of protecting children. The Ex Judge points to Premier Campbell and blames budget cuts and lack of leadership in the Ministry of Children for hundreds of unfinished child death reviews not being done. This relates to investigating deaths of children in or out of the Ministry.Then the Honourable Ex Judge undermines ...
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Private Robert Costall
2006-03-30 11:45:00
Here is how Private Robert Cost all died. He died bravely. And I will not forget.
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911 Muslims, Canada and my choice.
2006-03-13 12:53:00
Finally, the issue gets in focus. I remember seeing a picture shortly after 911. It was a picture of a big black man who was in mid air, his arms by his side, as he hurtled down 115 floors head first, and straight as an arrow, going down fast, yet almost seemingly in slow motion, to a certain death. I can remember squinting and getting closer to this picture. I wanted to see his face. It was obvious by the man's arms being beside him, while going down head first, that THIS was a deliberate act on his part. He was diving to his death head first, bravely.It took a bit but then I realized why. He had had to choose between burning to death or diving down 115 floors to his death. Can you imagine? He had choose to dive knowingly and did so bravely. It is a picture I will never forget. A Muslim like Osama Bin Laden, with support throughout the Muslim world, put that diver in that "straight from hell" position; burn or dive to death. That black man, for all intents and purposes, was comple...
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Shura and Dishonourable Two Faced Muslims
2006-03-05 14:52:00
Lieutenant Trevor Greene was whacked in the head with an axe by a Muslim who came at him from behind while all parties were sitting at a Shura with the elders of the community. The fact that all the children were moved away two minutes before this dishonourable cowardly act shows that this was planned by the Muslims in attendance at this meeting. The Muslims that did this at a Shura were dastardly, barbaric, two-faced phonies with no honour and deserving of no respect. Lieutenant Trevor Greene had removed his helmut and was sitting cross legged with the Muslim elders when he was attacked from behind. He was sticking his neck out to help them. And they attack him with an axe from behind. Barbaric assholes like that deserve no respect. None.Lieutenant Greene is a Vancouver BC man; an author, a journalist and a soldier who was always committed to helping others. The book he wrote was about the missing East Side Vancouver Women.Lieutenant Trevor Greene is now a Captain. A Shura is suppo...
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The Battle of Khartoon Ridge
2006-02-14 03:11:00
The Muslim reaction to those Danish cartoons reminds me of that Shakespeare line, "Methinks they doth protest too loudly" That was Shakespear's way of identifying someone whose lies have been found out. He has been outed! The exterior phoniness has been laid bare for all to see. And the one who has been found out protests in an excessive manner which exposes his shortcomings even more.They say respect is earned not deserved. Muslims want us to respect this "not-to-be-seen" Mohammed but the followers of Mohammed have not been behaving in a way that deserves respect. This is especially so given the wholesale killing of innocent people world wide. There is an ever growing list of examples, dare I say convincing evidence showing Islam to be an intolerant religion equating with totalitarianism on the same level as Fascism. Or to put it more bluntly, either you are a Muslim or you are dead.WE need only review the murder of innocents in Bali, Spain, New Delhi, World Trade Center, Beslan, ...
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Muslims, multicultural, and Canada
2006-02-03 03:55:00
Last summer on a hot Saturday, I spent another most enjoyable afternoon and evening at Butchart Gardens here in Victoria. The Symphony of Fire in Vancouver is a Mickey Mouse effort compared to the fireworks every Saturday at Victoria's Butchart Gardens. The performance at Butchart is a spectacular display of light and fireworks in, around, out of, and above a forest setting. Intricate, coordinated, and creative! They are a liquid, celestial and floral mixture of water, light and fireworks in harmony with a musical score. Simply incredible! In the words of a former life...Wow!There is nothing hollow about the fireworks on a Saturday at Butchart. The only thing missing is a sizzling, stand-out, marketing name like Vancouver's Symphony of Fire. On Vancouver Island,the Butchart display is simply known as the fireworks. This simplicity is so typical of Vancouver Islanders. We can't let anyone know how extraordinarily awesome things are out here, as it might attract other people; so we...
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