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Michael Ignatieff , Le Ballade BC
2009-09-30 07:11:00
La ballade de Michael Joshua Ignatieff (monologue d'Adler) Ballade de Michael Joshua Ignatieff par Charles Adler Septembre 29/09 Let' ; s commencent par une énigme adulte… Que Roman Polanski et Michael Ignatieff ont-ils en commun ? Les deux sentiront la vie beaucoup plus confortable en France. La semaine Michael Ignatieff il essaye dur d'être vu en tant que sérieux assagissent on montant un mouvement sans confiance dans le gouvernement du jour, un mené par un type qui est bien plus fait confiance qui Ignatieff est, un avec qui bien plus de Canadiens identifient qu'ils font avec Ignatieff, un qui isn' ; t poignardé ouvertement par les membres courants et anciens de la partie - la même semaine qui Canada' ; le professeur de visite de s dispose à ne voter aucune confiance en conservateurs, beaucoup de membres d'Ignatieff' ; s possèdent la partie basée au Québec ne votent aucune confiance en Ignatieff….Les détails ne sont pas importants. Je le soin laisserai aux s...

Liberal Philosphy with Ignatieff
2009-09-05 04:43:00
It's my way or the election highway. Which phoney said that? Hint hint he's from Quebec MIKEY IGNATIEFFLiberal strategy: Say it every which way. The people will believe one of them. The masses are asses and can't be trusted with their own money as they will spend it on beer and popcorn. We didnt know before the election (oh thats provincial Liberals....lol)The Liberal approach to dealing with conservatism. Throw them out of officeWhy the Liberals want to get the Conservatives out of office.. The Liberal approach to economics...tax and spend out grandchildren's, grandchildren's income Sale at Libertal headquarters. Oh well lets have an election and say that we could do it better a Conservative pond.....awwwwwwwThe reality to come.... Am I a crook?

Ignatieff the phoney American carpet begger and con
2009-09-05 04:27:00
Here's a joke, " Canadians should vote the Liberals in power to slay the Conservative government’s mounting deficit, Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff said Friday. " LOL Give me your money, trust me I'm a Liberal....lol I'm an American disguised as a Canadian Liberal. Give me your money....lol You can drive and text with me. Im a Liberal....lolI supported Bush and the war in Iraq. Trust me Im a Liberal. Liberals have many masks. Don't I look trust worthy

Laisse Font les Libéraux une Faveur
2009-07-30 08:18:00
Laissez-nous comme les Canadiens ramènent le groupe libéral courant à une poignée et s'éteignent presque les. Faisons aux libéraux ce que nous avons fait aux conservateurs après Mulroney. Cela les forcera de nouveau à leurs bases et les forcera à se réinventer du fond vers le haut par opposition à leur culture courante du droit. Dans toute l'honnêteté, si on regarde les parties, le conservateur, le libéral, le NDP et le bloc courants, vous devez admettre que trois d'entre eux sont du fond vers le haut. Trois d'entre eux représentent les personnes. Trois d'entre eux ont des politiques qui ont été créées et basées sur ce que les personnes disent à la porte, tête à tête.Les libéraux ont leurs idées des intrigants, des initiés et d'autres libéraux bien reliés. Ils reçoivent leur appui par fraude et duperie. Leurs politiques sont dessus en baisse tandis que les trois autres partys sont hauts inférieur. Après Mulroney les conservateurs ont dû revenir...
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Shmoo Report: Ignatieff the Liberal
2009-06-25 07:48:00
Since Iggy learned his stuff in the States, I wanted to know what he learned down there so I did some research . This is what I found with help from Mike my American friend.The History Of The WorldFor those that don't know about history . Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:1. Liberal s, and2. Conservatives.Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiti...
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Beauty dulls the intellect-Jasmine MacDonnell
2009-06-09 01:49:00
The picture of Jasmine MacDonnell, a beautiful lady who obviously is dumb. She is THE picture of that concept that beauty can hide stupidity....lol And shes not even blond but in this day of gender and sexual equality.Ms. Raitt made comments to her former aide, Jasmine MacDonnell, in a conversation that appears to have been inadvertently (no consent by Ms Raitt) recorded by Ms. MacDonnell on Jan. 30, while the two were being driven to an event in Victoria, B.C. This recording was left in the hands of a journalist negligently or lazily (the recorder was left behind in a bathroom) and now the gossipy contents are in the news. What garbage! So much about a reporter asking is that on the record....lolMaybe if Jasmine had to work the streets for a while, she wake up her brain and care about someone besides herself. Ms. Raitt on the other hand will likely have to pay a public price for Jasmine's negligence again and again. Harper got rid of the right lady.
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Fallen Canadian Soldiers
2009-05-19 02:09:00
The names, ages and the home towns of fallen Canadian soldiers are found here. As well the incident givin grise to their demise. A vast majority died from improvised explosive devices. God bless them all.Fallen Canadian Soldiers

NHL Fraudulent
2009-05-12 06:41:00
The NHL games are fixed. That was apparent by the series between Chicago and Vancouver. The refs should be charged with FRAUD. Never mind holding up a white flag. I have written the RCMP and tried to lay a complaint after witnessing the nonsense by Leggo and O'Hallaran tonight. (not to mention the fraud by Devorski in game 5) One sided nonsense.And the Victoria police turned me aside saying it was the Canucks that must lay the complaint. They say if there has been fraud, then only the Canucks can do something about it. I need to hear that the Canucks are doing something about this. After some 38 years I have had enough of this robbery by the NHL refs Refs like Paul Devorski, Dan O'Hallaran and Mike Leggo all of whom are one sided frauds. They are crooked. I don't believe that one must suffer a loss before one can charge the NHL with fraud. There is a public interest in fairness in sport that transcends the game. The position that I will pursue with Crown Counsel if the RCMP won'...

Conservative majority needed in this Country
2009-03-06 07:06:00
The only way to get the reforms needed in the Criminal Law System that will protect the people instead of the Criminals and gangs is with a Conservative majority. Then we get the improvements in sentencing, with minimum sentences, bail reform, and provisions to enable the Crown to go after the proceeds of Crime. NO more weeping heart Liberals like in Ontario. The Liberals both in the House of Commons and the Senate are always stalling legislation and blocking reforms
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REAL Canadian Heros
2009-03-05 06:23:00
Warrant Officer Brown Corporal Kenneth Chad O'Quinn, Warrant Officer Dennis Raymond Brown, Corporal Dany FortinIt is time to seriously give Pakistan notice that they are at war with the world. I am getting tired of lunatic Islamic terrorists based in Pakistan killing innocents in countries around the world be it the USA, England, Indonesia, India, Russia, Spain; be it sport teams, or children in a school like happened in Beslan or young people dancing in a night club like in Bali. When do we hold the country of Pakistan responsible for what eminates from Pakistan? How many Canadian heros do we need to see die before we go to war with Pakistan?. The reality is that Pakistan is the problem in Afghanistan and I am tired os seeing young brave Canadian lads lose their life because of some insane Muslim terrorist fighting to preserve nonsense. When does Pakistan get confrounted? It is a good job I'm not in charge of the Canadian army in Afganistan cause I'd go bomb and completely eradi...
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Barack Obama Inauguration Speech
2009-01-20 19:41:00
Transcript: Inaugural Address of Barack Obama Jan. 20, 2009 PRESIDENT OBAMA DELIVERS INAUGURAL ADDRESSJANUARY 20, 2009SPEAKER: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA[*] OBAMA: Thank you. Thank you.CROWD: Obama! Obama! Obama! Obama!My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors.I thank President Bush for his service to our nation...(APPLAUSE)... as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath.OBAMA: The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.OBAMA: S...
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And the Fourth LOSER... Ignatieff
2008-12-12 07:33:00
And Harper said to Ignatieff listen to the people or welcome to a minority status. Force a coalition of Separatists and Socialists on the Canadian people and we will have an election, you arrogant asshole. Which University did you go to?Ignatieff replies, We are the Liberals aka scoundrels who believe in top down leadership as is "We's" at the top and the "people" are at the bottom. aka the family compact and no one else is welcome. WE decide who can and who won't. We are the entitled in crowd and you are nothing. We are the Liberals who deserve public funding of our election expenses and our retirement. You will waste your money on beer and popcorn and can not be trusted with your own money. You believe that a GST reduction is a stimulus like some expert economist. WE know better, as we are Liberals. Trust me. If you lose your trust we will change faces. WE believe the masses are asses. WE are Liberals and believe in power to the Liberals not power to the people. We will not comp...
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The biggest Canadian losers
2008-12-03 05:01:00
The three losers: Dion who didnt win , Jack Layton who couldn't outdo Dion and win the left wing vote and Duceppe who hasn't got anything to lose? Dion has likely been conned by Layton, being the weakling he is? I can remember Layton telling Dion to get out of the way in the televised debates and Layton won that point? The only way Dion can do it is by way of an underhanded back door illegitimate power grab being the loser he is. Layton and Duceppe have nothing to lose, so they think. Roll those dice gentlemen because you have been out maneouved again. It is with great concern that I find it necessary to write this. I truly hope that the left wing CBC will not simply endorse the left wing power grab by the Liberals with NDP and BLOC support simply because it is a Left wing power grab. It would be a government by scoundrels, socialists and separatists. This is as close to an armed revolution as I want to see in Canada and of course it is being carried out by the left wingers. It ta...
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The Three LOSERS: Dion, Layton and Duceppe
2008-12-02 03:45:00
The three losers: Dion who didn't win , Jack Layton who couldn't outdo Dion and win the left wing vote and Duceppe who hasn't got anything to lose. Dion has likely been conned by Layton, being the weakling he is. I can remember Layton telling Dion to get out of the way in the televised debates and Layton won that point. The only way Dion can do it is by way of an underhanded back door illegitimate power grab being the loser he is. Layton and Duceppe have nothing to lose, so they think. Roll those dice gentlemen because you have been out maneuvered again.It is with great concern that I find it necessary to write this. I truly hope that the left wing CBC will not simply endorse the left wing power grab by the Liberals with NDP and BLOC support simply because it is a Left wing power grab; but I doubt that. It would be a government by scoundrels, socialists and separatists. This is as close to an armed revolution as I want to see in Canada and of course it is being carried out by the...
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LAZY RCMP- Dziekanski murderers
2007-11-16 07:01:00
TO the left is the Richmond RCMP officer who after the killing of Dziekanski said " I know for certain that only three members were involved and that they could not use pepper spray because there were so many people in the area. " Facts that shown to be blatantly untrue. So how much credibility does he have? Zilch., Like most of the RCMP.With over 30 years of doing Criminal law as a lawyer in 15 different municipal jurisdictions in and around Vancouver and the Fraser Valley, in Kamloops and in Victoria, I can say without any reasonable doubt that the best police force in BC is the Vancouver City Police. The worst police forces in British Columbia, bar none, are the RCMP. The RCMP are an incompetent, lazy and unproductive police force. The only reason many City's use the RCMP is because in large measure the Federal level pays a part of the cost of policing to the municipality. If it were not for that fact most City's would hire their own force.The Taser killing by the lazy RCMP of ...
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Christiane Amanpour of CNN
2007-08-22 09:56:00
Her recent expose called "God's Warriors" on CNN is really what Ted Turner visualized when he created CNN in the first place. It is high time such was exposed in the USA. Maybe the American Congressmen can be embarrassed into being righteous again and start to oppose Israel's settlement process. Refusing to send them 3 billion dollars every year until the settlements come down would be a good start.

ALEC BALDWIN...Right ON
2007-05-01 06:51:00
Alec Baldwin has called it right on and put Parental Alienation Syndrone on full display in the clearest fashion possible. He is a hero....and it is the mothers fault combined with a judicial system that will not deal with this evil. The father, no matter what he does, can not win when a mother plays this "poison-minded" game and the Canadian courts, coast to coast, let her play this game with inpunity. Kim Bassinger is an evil uncaring bitch. I agree with Bill Maher.The unfortunate reality is that the feminists in the media will do over time to blame Alec for the situation caused by Kim. The media need to be honest. Every father who has been treated as a disposable piece of shit by the mother, and by the courts , will relate to Alec.
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Vimy Ridge: The Birth of a Nation
2007-04-10 07:12:00
Wow. The rededication of the Vimy Ridge Memorial had an emotional tinge to it all day. It had me in tears at points It can not be described any better then the way that Prime Minister Steven Harper did. It must be remembered that Hitler toured the memorials built after the First World War during the Second World War and demolished all of them. However he did not tear down the one at Vimy built for the Canadians who died there because it celebrated the dead not victory over Germany. No bombs ever fell near the Vimy Memorial. It survived the Second World War untouched. Harper said, "Your Majesty, Mr. Prime Minister of the Republic of France, distinguished guests, veterans, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all for honouring us with your presence today.We Canadians here today are a long way from home but there may be no place on Earth that makes us feel more Canadian, because we sense all around us the presence of our ancestors.If we close our eyes we can see them, dressed in their oliv...
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WAR Declared on Iran
2007-03-30 07:44:00
A headline in the not too distant future. Just like Argentina, a third rate power, learned in the Falklands conflict, Iran will learn it can pluck the feathers of an eagle with hostages and a USA President like President Jimmy Carter but it CAN NOT fuck around like that with a country like Great Britain.
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PROOF OF GLOBAL WARMING
2007-01-13 21:07:00
Just in case anyone needs proof, the picture above confirms that global warming is accelerating and the next picture confirms it needs immediate attention. In fact I think the problem also includes global tilting. Hopefully the middle east will wind up as the new North Pole.
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Happy New Year
2007-01-06 08:43:00
And just for fun. (put on your headphones)Try this one for a real political trip or a non liberal sense of faith or a fearless existence that enables a bonifide economic success that only conservatives can enjoy.THE SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE A tendency to think and act spontaneously (Conservatives)rather than from fears(NDP) based on past experiences (Liberals).An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
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American Peacemakers
2007-01-05 06:59:00
TO all of those Liberals who are conned by the CBC and think only Canadians are peacemakers and heros, please have a boo at this Youtube. I am proud of the Canadian Soldiers and Canada's approach. I am equally as proud of the America n soldiers who are peacemakers; something the CBC would never portray.The pictures that follow show a bravery, a provident and a providential manner that can not lose. Youtube is the American version and, of course, a little more Hollywood but the same story. Now if I were really creative I'd do a Youtube Canadian version with song etc. The pictures are the Canadian version.One picture is worth a thousand suicide bombers.
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Maher Arar?
2006-12-11 05:52:00
Maher Arar, a Muslim from Syria, is bound and determined to prove the benefits of living in a Christian democrazy like Canada. In which Muslim country could he get the justice he has got in Canada? Certainly, by the looks of this picture, not in Egypt.Three Egyptian cops teach a Christian his place in an Islamic social system. Note the beaters feet are off the ground. That ain't a love tap
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Liberal Farce:The Face Of Dion
2006-12-01 06:06:00
Bob Rae or Dion will be the new leader of the Libera l Party. When one knows the nature of the beast it is easy to predict. The Liberals are socialists. Bob Rae is a socialist. Dion is the typical francophone catholic socialist that is the essence of the Liberal Party. Ignatieff doesnt have a hope in the Liberal Party as he is too Protestant. Therefore the socialists Liberals will elect a socialist Rae or Dion.
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Muslim Crusade
2006-11-26 09:18:00
Hey Jack Layton. Whose side are you on? It is liberals like you that motivate the extreme Islamists. These crazy Muslim s want you dead. They use drills on their victims, cut off their heads,burn them alive. If Liberals like Louise Arbour want to investigate war crimes why not take a look at Muslims as an entity?You, Jack Layton, need to listen to this. This applys to Bob Rae as well...You know the left's Joe Clark. When Rae has to make a big decision, he makes the wrong one. And of course, it's expensive.I ask you both to have a listen. I appreciate that the Liberal Party is the place for retired NDPers or is that the NDP's rejectshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5C pDqBNOtM
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Global Warming Totally Destroying BC Forest
2006-11-15 08:16:00
The pine beetle used to be killed off each winter by the freezing cold. No more. They survive each winter now thanks to global warming. And the beetle population grows and grows and eats more and more trees....destroying an entire Provincial forest.You may think we can ignor global warming. Not so! It has brought about the destruction of the BC forest and which invasion will cross the pine tundra west to east from the Yukon to northern Quebec by the year 2010. The pine beetle is coming along with the pineapple express. That red area of the middle of British Columbia has been destroyed and killed by the pine beetle; turned into dry cinder, a standing fire hazard; an entire forest gone, divestated, completely and totally gone, dead. Trees that took a hundred years to grow have been ate up like candy in a dozen years; pine beetle candy.Take a look at the critter coming to you real soon. Thank you Buzz Hargrove! Thank you Ford. Thank you Chevrolet. Thank you GMC.
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A Different Christmas Poem
2006-11-11 09:35:00
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,Transforming the yard to a winter delight.The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,And I crept to the door just to see who was near.Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.Alone i...
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Remembrance Day
2006-11-11 09:12:00
In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian ArmyIN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below.We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields.Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. Meanwhile in Afghanistan...
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Liberals wake up to "Bush-like" American Left
2006-11-11 08:15:00
WATERLOO REGION (Nov 9, 2006)Former U.S. president Bill Clinton urged Canada to keep its soldiers fighting in Afghanistan in a talk in Kitchener yesterday.Pulling out of the country now could allow the repressive Taliban regime to take control again, he warned.The Taliban would again offer protection to the terrorists who attacked the U.S. on Sept. 11, 2001 and who are now in hiding, he said."That would have direct implications for your security," Clinton said.He spoke yesterday to almost 1,000 people at a hall at Bingemans. They spent $500 each to attend a fundraiser for the Catholic Family Counselling Centre, which is expanding its campaign against family violence.He said NATO allies must stay in Afghanistan to support its democratic, pro-western government, and he said the U.S. should put up to 8,000 more troops there."If we lose in Afghanistan and the Taliban come back, it will not only be a nightmare for the Afghan people," Clinton said, "but it will create greater options of m...
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Pakistan here we COME
2006-11-10 08:38:00
Pakistan here we COMEWE are tracking the crazies Spiritual leader.
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