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The Price on Your Life
2009-11-04 10:51:00 Unfortunately, the title is not referring to a skilled sniper waiting on the top of a building targeting you because your own government leaked your CIA ?secret? identity to get to your husband; that would have been a really cool story if it could have ever happened in real life?.I am referring to guys sitting at the top of tall buildings wearing fancy suits and sitting around board room tables talking about how to save their company big bucks, putting more money in their own wallets, and denying you health care coverage, all at the same time. At the moment, everyone is focusing on what they think is wrong with the new health care reform bill so I thought I would take some time to focus on what is totally faked up with the current private insurance business. read more More About: Health , Life , Americas , Price
My Little Slice of Hell
2009-11-03 18:38:00 To document the passing of another Halloween, it is only appropriate to talk about the ?Hell House? craze which was originally started by Jerry Fallwell and has now spread throughout the US. Thanks religious fanatics for another awesome scare tactic/guilt trip to send more people into religion-induced states of brain inactivity! The more crap like this starts to pop up around the US the less it becomes ?fanaticism? and the more it becomes the ?norm? which to me is scary as hell! Congratulations to these Christians for actually frightening an atheist with some of your contrived bullsh*t. Ok, it didn?t scare me into being religious and worrying about ?being saved? but now I?m faking terrified about my actual life, the one I have now! read more More About: Religion , Americas
What do Choppers, Jihadists & Anti-Depressants Have in Common?
2009-10-30 02:09:00 So here I was on a lazy Saturday morning barely awake switching on my brand new Bravia for the latest international news as I was smelling the freshly brewed Colombian coffee. It seemed very pleasant outside and I was looking forward to the nice warm weather and a walk by the beach. I was thinking about the fun I'd have for the rest of the day far away from my cubicle when all of a sudden my tranquillity was interrupted by something that sounded like a big explosion. For a microsecond I felt like I was in the middle of Kabul. I looked at the TV in case BBC was showing the latest Taliban attack, but to my avail, it was showing the latest results from the Ashes. Then another loud bang almost made me dropped my precious coffee on my Polo robe. ?What The Flying FAK', I thought? I was neither living in Kabul nor in Baghdad and BBC was just showing freaking cricket! read more More About: Science , Religion , Health , Technology , Political
You Terrify Me - A Rebuttal to "You Scare Me"
2009-09-17 23:30:00 The completely juvenile and unintelligent open letter written by Lou Pritchett to President Barack Obama speaks for itself. However, if you were looking for a few good arguments to sock those republicans at the office around with, I thought I would offer a rebuttal to Mr. Lou?s faking joke of a letter. read more More About: Political , Americas
The Business of Healthcare
2009-09-13 14:55:00 If you are reading this blog site you are probably thinking the exact same thing, I?ve had enough of these faking people equating health care reform with the complete destruction of the US! Guess what? The US is already in shambles! The only thing that healthcare reform aims to do is improve the quality of life for everyone in the nation. Though, if you want to keep paying your high insurance premiums and risk the chance of being dropped as soon as you get an illness that will actually cost money to be cured, then have fun! Let?s make healthcare optional for those idiots. read more More About: Business , Health , Healthcare , Americas
Right America is Good for the World
2009-09-09 01:13:00 I know what you are thinking: Pericles is on drugs. Well, not quite. I am not on drugs. Actually, I've never done drugs but I think that cannabis should be legalized. Anyway, I think that the Republicans are actually good and the rest of the world should do its best to support people like Palin. They are good because only when they come to power, their faking stupidity and ignorance will bring the US down and the rest of the world can live happily ever after. read more More About: America , World , Political , Americas , The World
Why Wouldn?t You Want The Government In Between You and Your Doctor?
2009-08-05 18:42:00 Most people I meet ask me why the fak I decided to move to the tiny little land of Denmark. This article will explain my reasons? but my basic thesis is why the fak wouldn?t I? Disclaimer: After reading this you might be booking the first flight over here so don?t jump on Expedia or Travelocity or whatever travel site best suits your fancy all at once. read more More About: Government , Political , Americas , Doctor
Christianity: Made in USA
2009-07-24 01:15:00 Here we go yet again. At the 40th anniversary of the Moon landing the Christian right does it again. The moment we thought that Creationism has almost lost the war, they have a come-back. It seems that you cannot just get rid of those morons, just like we will never be able to completely eradicate bugs. read more More About: Religion , Christianity , Americas , Made
Could the Real America Please Stand Up?
2009-07-22 03:58:00 I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that the title refers to a new song by EMINEM and for some reason, I decided to comment on it. Granted, he has a new album out but this is not what I am referring to. Perhaps I have been influenced by his new album which I like because it is completely politically incorrect. As usual, I bet, that everybody is going to attack EMINEM for his homophobic and misogynist lyrics. You know what, I actually like his album not because I dislike homosexuals or women. On the contrary, I actually think that homosexuals are great and bright people. As for women, I do like them a lot even if they are a pain in the bum, at times. read more More About: America , Education , Political , Americas , Human Rights
Welcome to Monolithic Insanity
2009-07-22 03:38:00 Like many others these days, I had to move because of my job. So I ended up in a cubicle. Naturally, I instantly got interested in who came up with that monstrosity. A few months ago, I happened to read an article in Fortune regarding this issue so after a quick search of my bookmarks, I found the story. Interestingly, the inventor of the cubicle, before his 2000 death denounced his creation by calling it 'monolithic insanity.' read more More About: Corporate , Editorial , Worldwide , Insanity
Bigotry In The Highest
2009-07-16 22:34:00 One day you wake up a fully-grown adult to find you have no parents. It isn?t because of a tragic accident or because of fatal illness; it isn?t even because you had a tremendous falling out over them running over your beloved pet ?Cuddles? with the car. It is simply because you exist. They brought you into this world and now they want you out! They might even tell you it would have been easier if you had never existed. So what is their problem? Well, that is my question, what the fak is their problem? Maybe they are super religious or bow easily to societal pressures of ?normality? but whatever their excuse, they are homophobic bigots. They are hateful and intolerant and it has to stop! read more More About: Religion , Editorial , Bigotry , Worldwide
Hetero Gender Identities Are Totally Queer
2009-07-16 20:54:00 What is the problem with hetero gender identities? Why do the majority of people in the world feel threatened by a ?man? in a skirt or a ?woman? in a suit? If I wear a tie (I would be labeled a ?woman? when defined through the binary) does this somehow offend you? Ok, maybe if I was wearing an orange tie with a purple shirt, that might be offensive, but who wants to clash anyway? So what the fak does it matter to you? read more More About: Editorial , Human Rights , Gender , Worldwide
Abuse, Violence and Lies
2009-05-23 19:24:00 So here we are again. I guess some things never change on this poor planet; like the constant onslaught and abuse of young and innocent kids by the Un-holy Catholic Church. Unless you live on Mars, you must have heard about the huge scandal in Ireland where priests and nuns were abusing and raping kids for years. It has finally been exposed and people are screaming for justice. I doubt if anything happens. Most probably, the Vatican will pay a few millions and that will be the end of it. Welcome to hell. read more More About: Religion , Europe , Abuse , Violence , Lies
What's in a Name?
2009-04-06 18:27:00 In its attempt to more successfully market the cheap and plentiful cod substitute, pollack, British supermarket Sainsbury's will now call it by its French name ?colin.' While pollack caught in British waters is in great demand with the French as ?colin,' British consumers aren't as impressed. Retailers believe shoppers are embarrassed to ask for pollack because of its widely known reputation as a cheaper white fish than cod in the same way people may not be proud to show off their generic or private label goods over well-known national brands. I don't know how much sense this revamped marketing plan makes though. read more More About: Europe , Corporate , Cultural
From Which Universe Is She?
2009-04-02 02:11:00 No one could accuse Miss Universe , Dayana Mendoza, of failing to fulfill her duties as Miss Universe if she had been tasked with representing universal stupidity. Mendoza shocked the public with her gushingly complimentary review of her visit to the US prison camp at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba, a camp now synonymously defined by its reputation for harsh treatment (ie torture) inflicted upon those unlawfully detained as suspected terrorists. read more More About: Political , Human Rights , Worldwide , Incompetence
If I could change the world, I would turn the sea blue again
2009-04-01 04:37:00 I was listening to a song by Philippos Pliatsikas, going like this: "If I could change the world, I would turn the sea blue again. If I could change something in the world, I would turn the sea blue again." read more More About: Religion , World , Political , Change , Editorial
When Religion Claims a Friend
2008-05-26 19:08:00 Tragically I must report I?m mourning the loss of my oldest and dearest friend?s brain ? not to illness or accident but rather to religion. Yes, I?m beside myself with grief over the news that my once logical, sensible, intelligent, parallel-thinking friend has fallen prey to societal pressures and joined a Catholic church. OH THE HORROR! What?s even worse is that she actually believes this is good for her and will make her a better person. I?m still trying to figure out what was wrong with the person she already was. Upon read more More About: Religion , Editorial , Friend , Claims , Cultural
Oh, what a world Daddy!
2008-05-02 00:19:00 First of all, I would like to apologise to all of our regular readers (are there any?) about the lack of action from our part. We haven't written anything for quite some time now. I personally blame the weather. After a long, cold and miserable winter, spring is finally here. That means that it is time to get out, try to have some fun, feel like a normal human being. read more More About: World , Daddy , Editorial , Worldwide
Oh, what a world Daddy!
2008-05-02 00:19:00 First of all, I would like to apologise to all of our regular readers (are there any?) about the luck of action from our part. We haven't written anything for quite some time now. I personally blame the weather. After a long, cold and miserable winter, spring is finally here. That means that it is time to get out, try to have some fun, feel like a normal human being. read more More About: World , Daddy , Editorial , Worldwide
When the Easter bunny and Cadbury eggs simply aren't enough.....
2008-03-23 19:16:00 Beware this Easter : Crucifixion could be hazardous to your health. read more More About: Religion , Health , Asia , Eggs
When the Easter bunny and Cadbury eggs simply aren't enough.....
2008-03-23 19:16:00 Beware this Easter : Crucifixion could be hazardous to your health. read more More About: Eggs , Cadbury , Easter Bunny , Simply
Could you please stop bending over backwards for China?
2008-03-18 01:28:00 read more More About: China , Stop , Backwards
Could you please stop bending over backwards for China?
2008-03-18 01:28:00 read more More About: Asia , China , Political , Corporate , Human Rights
Environ--de-mentalists
2008-03-04 04:08:00 When the term ???environmentalist??? comes to mind, I think recycling, water conservation, reusable shopping bags NOT setting fire to luxury homes because the homebuilders claim the homes were built in an environmentally-friendly fashion yet you don???t think so. This seems to be the story behind fires set by a group protesting the environmental-friendliness of a group of luxury homes in a Seattle suburb. read more
Environ--de-mentalists
2008-03-04 04:08:00 When the term ?environmentalist? comes to mind, I think recycling, water conservation, reusable shopping bags NOT setting fire to luxury homes because the homebuilders claim the homes were built in an environmentally-friendly fashion yet you don?t think so. This seems to be the story behind fires set by a group protesting the environmental-friendliness of a group of luxury homes in a Seattle suburb. read more More About: Science , Technology , Environment , Americas , Incompetence
Casting a Spell of Impotence
2008-02-21 03:42:00 Guys: Can???t get it up? Blame a woman ??? at least that seems to be what???s happening in the story of this woman Fawza Falih who???s been sentenced to death for witchcraft in our favorite faked-up place: Saudi Arabia where a man???s problem is ALWAYS a woman???s fault. read more More About: Casting , Spell
Casting a Spell of Impotence
2008-02-21 03:42:00 Guys: Can?t get it up? Blame a woman ? at least that seems to be what?s happening in the story of this woman Fawza Falih who?s been sentenced to death for witchcraft in our favorite faked-up place: Saudi Arabia where a man?s problem is ALWAYS a woman?s fault. read more More About: Religion , Middle East , Political , Human Rights , Casting
What do Valentine's Day, Saudi Arabia and the Philippines have in comm
2008-02-15 00:26:00 I am sure you are wondering what two far-away countries have in common with each other and Valentine 's Day. Perhaps the regular readers of this blog (if there are any) already know the answer because they can understand how I think. For all the others, keep reading until it becomes apparent to you that, indeed, Valentine's Day, Saudi Arabia and the Philippines do have something in common. read more More About: Saudi Arabia , Comm
What do Valentine's Day, Saudi Arabia and the Philippines have in common?
2008-02-15 00:26:00 I am sure you are wondering what two far-away countries have in common with each other and Valentine's Day. Perhaps the regular readers of this blog (if there are any) already know the answer because they can understand how I think. For all the others, keep reading until it becomes apparent to you that, indeed, Valentine's Day, Saudi Arabia and the Philippines do have something in common. read more More About: Religion , Middle East , Health , Pacific
When MySpace insults my intelligence
More articles from this author:2008-02-05 02:58:00 Perhaps, you have read my previous story on MySpace deleting its atheist and agnostic group together with 35,000 members. If not, it is available here. Anyway, I decided to send them an e-mail to complain about what happened: read more More About: Intelligence , Myspace , Insults , Insult 1, 2, 3 |
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