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Get Ready For An ?F-ing? Election
2008-06-05 16:02:00
As Barack Hussein Obama drags himself across the finish line and becomes the apparent Democrat presidential nominee, a shocked and stunned Hillary Clinton prepares to concede defeat. So end the most bizarre campaign results ever to grace the national political stage and begins the true test of my “Three Fs” hypothesis. How did we start out ...
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The Bob Parable
2008-05-27 17:11:00
We?ve been visiting some out of town friends this week and, as you might guess, our table talk the other night eventually turned to politics. At one point, the recent comment made by Monica Lewinsky?s boyfriend?s wife about the RFK assassination became the focus of discussion. Despite my giving the remark a sphincter-factor ...
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Could It Be???
2008-05-22 18:36:00
Could Barack H. Obama really be Alfred E. Newman in blackface? Is it all part of a sinister plot to finally put the ageless Newman in The White House? Look closely! In addition to the obvious physical similarities, especially around the eyes, nose and ears, they share the same empty suit with head to match. There ...
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A Word From The Wise
2008-05-10 17:28:00
Do these words sound familiar? “You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage ...
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Barack, Bibles and Bitterness
2008-04-27 02:12:00
The former Barack Hussein Obama has earned about as much right to wear a Marine Corps T-shirt as Jimmy Carter has earned to stand anywhere in the vicinity of an American flag. Both harbor an unhealthy contempt for our country and seem to have an affinity for terrorists, dictators and other anti-Americans. If there were ...
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Jocks!
2008-04-10 06:55:00
What is it with political candidates trying to convince voters they’re ‘buff’ athletes? No-score and four years ago, John Kerry dressed up like Elmer Fudd staging a photo-op as he emerged from some woods, swaggering like he’d just bagged Bambi [now it’s Miller Time]! The other day, Barack Hussein Obama tried to impress the cameras ...
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A Matter Of Judgment
2008-04-07 03:29:00
Talking with a Liberal is a lot like driving a nail through your hand with a shoe. It’s pointless, painful and produces absolutely no satisfaction. My best friend is quite the Lib, although like most Liberals he denies being Leftist, Liberal or even a Democrat. It’s exasperating to have a political ...
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Lest We Forget
2008-03-30 00:16:00
We needed milk, eggs, a frozen vegetable and something for lunch. Just as the supermarket doors parted in front of me, a tall bearded man with a dimly lit smile bowed slightly and held out a piece of paper. I thought, “Geez they’re out early. I wonder what goofy cause this guy is ...
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So, That?s What He Means By Change
2008-03-26 14:30:00
Barack Hussein Obama is resurrecting the hatred, fear and division that most intelligent people believed was dead two or three decades ago. The “typical White person” that I know is oblivious to skin color and certainly no one was considering race when they placed Obama on a path to the United States Presidency. ...
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I?m Okay?You?re Not!
2008-03-21 15:46:00
Well, it’s working. After seven years of hacking away like a bunch of madmen with wood chippers, the Democrats have nearly brought the greatest economy the world has ever seen to its knees. Through sheer doom and gloom repetitiveness, they have managed to set a self-fulfilling prophecy in motion that started everyone peeking ...

For Love Of Country
2008-03-10 16:29:00
My dad wasn’t a corporate magnate, doctor or lawyer. He wasn’t a Black, Latino or Native American either. The son of [legal] immigrants with barely a high school education he didn’t have a career, just a job. He was an average, hard working White guy who did the kind of work others didn’t ...
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By Our Own Hand
2008-03-03 16:16:00
The energy this country spends getting in her own way would better be invested against those who would threaten her. America is dying of self-inflicted wounds. What has happened to our pride and purpose? It seems we would rather follow the easy road to tyranny than do the work required to stay on the path ...
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White House Alternative
2008-02-27 01:22:00
Between trash like the ‘planted’ photo of Obama sporting African togs, Hillary’s “celestial choirs” performance mocking Barack’s flowery speeches and John McCain actually apologizing for a subordinate’s use of “Hussein” as part of Barry O’s [rightful] name, I’ve finally had it with the petty bullslick that now dominates politics. I feel like I’ve time-warped back to kindergarten and should be penning my blog in finger paints! Each candidate is sufficiently flawed to invite attack upon his/her record, or lack thereof, on its own merit without resorting to stupid, juvenile tactics to appeal to a certain segment of stupid, juvenile voters. With rumors still rampant about New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg getting into the fray and Al Gore waiting in the wings, should the Billary-Barack brouhaha not be settled before the Democrat Convention, it has occurred to me that it is still not too late for newcomers to ...
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Late Bloomer - P.S.
2008-02-23 21:07:00
In a third attempt to set right the negative impression she created with her remark about being proud of her country “for the first time,” Mama Obama crammed the other foot into her mouth and further revealed the dynamic duo’s true colors. After backpeddling at a speed that should have required a beeping sound, ...
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Some Dust Bunnies
2008-02-22 18:00:00
Congratulations to the New York Times for trampling the facts and publishing their fabrication of John McCain’s alleged lobbying activities without documented evidence or so much as a verbal confirmation. Now that’s integrity! With a long history of journalistic fantasy, they make Dan Rather look like a choir boy and have finally ...
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Late Bloomer
2008-02-20 14:04:00
After months of hearing the empty rhetoric of hubby Barack, Michelle Obama chose to toss in her own two cents by declaring ?For the first time in my adult lifetime I am really proud of my country“. Could she be suffering from the same foot-in-mouth disease that afflicted Barry before he learned to say positively ...
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Big Mouth, Small Mind
2008-02-13 19:43:00
I guess you can remove the boy from the street but you can’t remove the street from the boy. It seems Barack Hussein Obama’s eloquence evaporates when it comes to manners and common courtesy. He could stand to learn a thing or two about both and about something called graciousness. Apparently his ...
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DUH!
2008-02-11 02:36:00
I’m beginning to think we could save substantial time and money during election season by forgoing all the debates and campaigning. Simply have anyone interested in running for office stuff as many marbles as possible into his or her mouth; then remove one per day until all the marbles are gone. The first one to lose all of their marbles becomes the candidate. Perhaps we’re already doing this and I’ve missed it. A few days before Romney departed the White House fracas, John McCain made some negative remarks about Mitt having business experience and running several companies which had produced a profit. Profit? Terrible! Barack Hussein, Hillary Mrs. Clinton and a Hollywood cast of thousands have been deriding business for making profits since they first donned their official Marxist caps and even want to penalize such activity with higher taxes. The crowning touch was added by Billary’s sometime spouse declaring that we need to slow down the economy...

Why Select When You Can Settle?
2008-02-08 01:12:00
“Super Tuesday” was a day when the American people separated the wheat from the chaff…trouble is, they threw out the wheat! Only a few months ago, we had a choice of more presidential aspirants, with more diverse views, on more critical issues than ever before in our history. Now that wide selection has been narrowed to the worst of the worst, each promising similar acts of vandalism against our Constitution and our nation. The same people voting to empower this small band of snake oil salesmen will most likely be the ones to complain loudest, once they realize all they’ve bought is some flavored water. Well sports fans, the time to examine your options is when you have some, not when all you have left are consequences. Now, with Mitt Romney leaving the race, that time may have passed. We’re fresh out of Conservatives. To make matters worse, the remaining ‘chaff’ has made no secret about what we’re getting. Monica’s X-boyfri...
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The Three Little Libs
2008-01-30 23:20:00
A Political Fairy Tale Once upon a time there were Three Little Libs: Billary, Barry and John. They each constructed a campaign because he or she wanted to be the one living in the big White House in Washington, D.C. Billary’s campaign was made out of dirt, Barry’s out of words ...
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Whussamatta? With Us, Anyway?
2008-01-26 14:52:00
A very good friend sent me the following link to a New York Slimes article and I’d like to share my response with you. It might have been nice if the writer of the piece could have found someone to offer comment aside from a past-her-prime consultant type and a guy on a bar ...

Carolina Cat Woman
2008-01-23 01:49:00
Three things occurred to me as I watched the cat fight that passed for the South Carolina presidential debate Monday night. First, I kept waiting for Michael Vick to show up to referee. He didn’t. But Billary arrived on scene with her claws fully extended, in predator mode, sniffing the air for ...
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Media Madness
2008-01-18 14:40:00
So much spin can make you dizzy! The irresponsible hacks of the lynch-mob media have never been more dedicated to the shaping of public opinion. They have, at last, completely abandoned any pretense of neutrality or intention of honest reporting. As they level their dirty little pens at the various presidential candidates ...
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Navel Maneuvers
2008-01-14 15:32:00
At a time when presidential politics, the war in Iraq and harassment of our navy by Iranian speedboats dominate the headlines, I’d like to address some really important issues that stick in my ‘craw’ the way bubblegum sticks in a beard or peanut butter to almost anything. First, let me congratulate the underrated New York Football ...
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The Fool Who Wants The Hill
2008-01-11 14:08:00
Another mostly Republican audition occurred last night and a debate broke out. This was probably the best offering from either the Right or the Left so far. It was pointed, spirited and raised a few questions worth asking. Fred Thompson was finally on his game and clearly “won” but is it too little, too late? John McCain seems to have been given a second political life but is he too liberal for the more Conservative base he’ll need to court in future primaries? Mike Huckabee is still working on his first political life but can he reconcile the differences between what he says he’ll do and what he has done as governor. Say Amen. Mitt Romney is ahead of everyone on delegates but the opposition, including the lynch-mob media, is trying to bury him by portraying his fairly positive performance as something less than impressive. Is he really so strong a candidate that he has the rest of the field [plus the Marxists on the Left] running scared? Rudy looks a...
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Who?s In The Driver?s Seat?
2008-01-09 12:35:00
It looks like that bridge between Manhattan and Brooklyn is as good as sold! When Hillary faked a near nervous breakdown at a New Hampshire coffee shop earlier this week, just enough fools and single women bought the act to place her three points ahead of Obama in the Primary, even as the last cold ...
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Tears For Fears
2008-01-07 02:33:00
The coronation never happened. Hillary’s crowning was expected to be automatic in Iowa, as she is supposed to be carried forward on the shoulders of victory in New Hampshire. It was all calculated to be a mere formality…except the Clinton political war machine forgot the year is 2008 not 1992 or 1996 and ...
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Out With The Old?In With The Older
2008-01-01 00:26:00
It’s healthy to look back…as long as you don’t stare. Let’s glance at what 2007 has wrought and where we may be headed in 2008. First of all, if you think last year was chaotic, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. The coming year will be a pivotal one in our nation’s history ...
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Hanukah Bush
2007-12-23 03:04:00
Merry Christmas! There. I said it. It felt good. With the assault upon all things Christmas during the past few years, including the very greeting itself, I’ve determined that the phrase “Happy Holidays” is to be stricken from my vocabulary forever. Anyone who might be offended by the wish of good tidings from ...
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Pass On The Left
2007-12-20 01:49:00
Before I expose another devious Democrat ploy, I’d like to go on record as saying that the worst of the Republican candidates for President is light years ahead of the best the Democrats have to offer…except for Ron Paul. I have to eliminate Paul from the equation because I don’t know what he is. ...
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