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Al Gore To Lead The Super Delagates
2008-02-28 20:32:00 "I told tipper that we are gonna have to tevo Lost this Thursday so I can meet with the super delegates," Gore said this weekend. Gore did not specify which Super delegates are considered the most Super, but Big Al thinks he can sway them. Aquaman, is expected to be part of this meeting, and like Gore he is a very big uncommitted Super delegate. So far Gore has had a very low presence, but throughout the democratic contest for president he has been a sought after voice. Gore, who has been focusing on trying to keep his neck fat from taking over his face, has spent most of his days thinking of new inventions. This year he has had mixed success from his invention the iphone, but now Gore has turned his attention to the super delegate crises. Gore is a party man and does not want to go into the convention without a nominee, "If necessary me and Tipper will make out until O... More About: Al Gore , Lead , The Super
Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama
2008-02-28 20:29:00 Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama Hillary Clinton was in a cleaning frenzy last night. Like most women, much to husband Bill’s chagrin, Hillary resorts to obsessive housework when unfairly offended. Arriving home after an arduous day of supporting his wife’s presidential campaign, Bill found Hillary stifling hot tears while mopping their kitchen’s already pristine hardwood floors. “She tried to pretend she just got some sort of cleaner in her eye,” Bill told a friend, “but I know Hillary. When she tells Consuela to take the day off... More About: Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama
2008-02-28 20:29:00 Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama Hillary Clinton was in a cleaning frenzy last night. Like most women, much to husband Bill???s chagrin, Hillary resorts to obsessive housework when unfairly offended. Arriving home after an arduous day of supporting his wife???s presidential campaign, Bill found Hillary stifling hot tears while mopping their kitchen???s already pristine hardwood floors. ???She tried to pretend she just got some sort of cleaner in her eye,??? Bill told a friend, ???but I know Hillary. When she tells Consuela to take the day off?... More About: Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama Gets Kind Words From The Pope
2008-02-28 20:27:00 "I loved him in "fresh prince of bel air," Said the Pope in an interview with Playboy magazine. "Hillary Clinton reminds me of Carlton, totally lame!" said the amused Pontiff. The Pope went on to talk about many issues but had very kind words for Obama . "I see Hillary as a more of Carlton type, not cool like Barack ." Said the Pope. The Pope also has sent Barack an autographed photo of himself in his youthful days. "I used to be pretty excited about politics when I was a youth, I even was part of a very special club, but I had to quit when sadly when our leader committed suicide. It was a very hard time in my life." More About: Barack Obama , Words
Barack Obama Gets Kind Words From The Pope
2008-02-28 20:27:00 "I loved him in "fresh prince of bel air," Said the Pope in an interview with Playboy magazine. "Hillary Clinton reminds me of Carlton, totally lame!" said the amused Pontiff. The Pope went on to talk about many issues but had very kind words for Obama . "I see Hillary as a more of Carlton type, not cool like Barack ." Said the Pope. The Pope also has sent Barack an autographed photo of himself in his youthful days. "I used to be pretty excited about politics when I was a youth, I even was part of a very special club, but I had to quit when sadly when our leader committed suicide. It was a very hard time in my life." More About: Barack Obama , Words
McCain Just Can't Win
2008-02-28 20:25:00 McCain famous temper comes out after McDonald's gets his order wrong "I am not lovn it!Things just can't go right for Republican nominee John McCain. From rumors of affairs to the new disappointing season of "Prison Break" it has been a bad last couple weeks for the Senator....
McCain Just Can't Win
2008-02-28 20:25:00 McCain famous temper comes out after McDonald's gets his order wrong "I am not lovn it!Things just can't go right for Republican nominee John McCain. From rumors of affairs to the new disappointing season of "Prison Break" it has been a bad last couple weeks for the Senator....
Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy, Millions Don't Care
2008-02-28 20:20:00 Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy , Millions Don't Care Ralph Nader Unsafe at Any SpeedMan that many Democrats say cost Gore the 2000 election, enters 2008 race.Ralph Nader, who has spent the last 4 years completing construction of giant hand gliding wings that he hopes will resemble a giant bird of the prehistoric era, announced on Sunday that he would again run for President. "You see," Nader told , ... More About: Ralph Nader
Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy, Millions Don't Care
2008-02-28 20:20:00 Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy , Millions Don't Care Ralph Nader Unsafe at Any SpeedMan that many Democrats say cost Gore the 2000 election, enters 2008 race.Ralph Nader, who has spent the last 4 years completing construction of giant hand gliding wings that he hopes will resemble a giant bird of the prehistoric era, announced on Sunday that he would again run for President. "You see," Nader told , ... More About: Ralph Nader
Star Wars C-3PO finally comes out of the closet
2008-02-28 20:17:00 In the biggest coming out surprise since Nathen Lane, Star Wars Droid, C-3po admits to being gay and is now living with his lover Bicentennial man. 3po also plans on writing a tell all bio in which he reveals all the straight Star Wars characters he had sex with."Well, let me tell you one thing, Han did not always like it Solo, he sometimes needed a little Droid drool, if you know what I mean," said the very caddy C-3PO. In C-3PO's tell all bio "Into the Golden Rain", Han Solo is not the only one who gets the golden rod, according to the Droid many of the almost all male Star Wars universe needed a little lovn. "I won't say any more about the book, but believe me, Chewbacca, oh yeah it's big." 3po said with a knowing grin. C-3PO and Bicentennial man live in a trendy part of London, and spend there days shopping and signing autographs for the occasional fan. The book is just a chapter in C-3PO's life that was recently on hold due to dep... More About: Finally , Closet
Star Wars C-3PO finally comes out of the closet
2008-02-28 20:17:00 In the biggest coming out surprise since Nathen Lane, Star Wars Droid, C-3po admits to being gay and is now living with his lover Bicentennial man. 3po also plans on writing a tell all bio in which he reveals all the straight Star Wars characters he had sex with."Well, let me tell you one thing, Han did not always like it Solo, he sometimes needed a little Droid drool, if you know what I mean," said the very caddy C-3PO. In C-3PO's tell all bio "Into the Golden Rain", Han Solo is not the only one who gets the golden rod, according to the Droid many of the almost all male Star Wars universe needed a little lovn. "I won't say any more about the book, but believe me, Chewbacca, oh yeah it's big." 3po said with a knowing grin. C-3PO and Bicentennial man live in a trendy part of London, and spend there days shopping and signing autographs for the occasional fan. The book is just a chapter in C-3PO's life that was recently on hold due to dep... More About: Finally , Closet
Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public
2008-02-28 19:21:00 "Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public " Al Roker demanded this Morning on the Today Show."Listen to these words leaving my lips Law and Order detectives, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her. Like many Americans Al Roker just can not accept that Heath Ledger is dead. Also like many Americans Al Roker believes that fictional characters on T.V. are as real as the clown that performed at his sweet 16 birthday party so many wasted years ago. "I know that Heath is on Lost island" Roker said. Roker has become obsessed with idea of going to live on Lost island, and on his last vacation he flew back from L.A. to Australia half a dozen times hoping he would crash and finally be with his ...
Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public
2008-02-28 19:21:00 "Heath Ledger 's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public " Al Roker demanded this Morning on the Today Show."Listen to these words leaving my lips Law and Order detectives, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her. Like many Americans Al Roker just can not accept that Heath Ledger is dead. Also like many Americans Al Roker believes that fictional characters on T.V. are as real as the clown that performed at his sweet 16 birthday party so many wasted years ago. "I know that Heath is on Lost island" Roker said. Roker has become obsessed with idea of going to live on Lost island, and on his last vacation he flew back from L.A. to Australia half a dozen times hoping he would crash and finally be with his ...
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 18:55:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At thi... More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 18:55:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At thi... More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Steven Spielberg 'there Will Be No Hook 2"
2008-02-28 00:27:00 Hundreds of people around the country were devastated today by the news from Holly Wood. There will be no sequel to the 1989 smash hit Hook . It has been nearly 20 years since the dream pairing of Robin William's and Dustin Hoffman in the epic Hook. "Hook changed how movies were made" Said Francis Ford Coppala, "you see before Hook many british actors had played jewish people, but never before did a Jewish actor play a british person. Perhaps the hardest hit by all this sadness is local Subway shop sandwich artist Robert Parker. Parker is currently in an on going law suit with Subway. Mr. Parker contends that dressing up like Dustin Hoffman from Hook is his sexual identity, his employers see it differently. Robert was hoping that the sequel would reveal intimate detail in the love life of Hook, finally proving that dressing as a 17th century pirate indeed is a gender. More About: Steven Spielberg , Steven , Spielberg
Steven Spielberg 'there Will Be No Hook 2"
2008-02-28 00:27:00 Hundreds of people around the country were devastated today by the news from Holly Wood. There will be no sequel to the 1989 smash hit Hook . It has been nearly 20 years since the dream pairing of Robin William's and Dustin Hoffman in the epic Hook. "Hook changed how movies were made" Said Francis Ford Coppala, "you see before Hook many british actors had played jewish people, but never before did a Jewish actor play a british person. Perhaps the hardest hit by all this sadness is local Subway shop sandwich artist Robert Parker. Parker is currently in an on going law suit with Subway. Mr. Parker contends that dressing up like Dustin Hoffman from Hook is his sexual identity, his employers see it differently. Robert was hoping that the sequel would reveal intimate detail in the love life of Hook, finally proving that dressing as a 17th century pirate indeed is a gender. More About: Steven Spielberg , Steven , Spielberg
McCain Just Can't Win
2008-02-27 20:20:00 McCain famous temper comes out after McDonald's gets his order wrong "I am not lovn it!" Things just can't go right for Republican nominee John McCain. From rumors of af...
McCain Just Can't Win
2008-02-27 20:20:00 McCain famous temper comes out after McDonald's gets his order wrong "I am not lovn it!" Things just can't go right for Republican nominee John McCain. From rumors of af...
Easter Lost
2008-02-27 16:05:00 Approximately 2000 years ago St. Stephen became the first man in history to die for his belief in Jesus Christ. Among the many observing his brutal death by stoning was the Pharisee Saul, who according to the Acts of the Apostles looked on and, ???entirely approved of the killing.??? Not terribly long after this martyrdom, as the bible tells us, Saul made his spectacular conversion to Christianity forever imprinting his image on the world as St. Paul. It is a fitting story of redemption for this recent Easter Season. As the holiest day in the Christian calendar passed preachers all over the world were given the opportunity to address larger, and perhaps more attentive audiences. Many would recall the hope of the resurrection and deplore the continual allowance of injustice in the world. Even Pope Benedict XVI simultaneously called people to hope for new life in Christ while denouncing the violence permitted throughout the world: particularly in Darfur and Iraq. However, as the man... More About: Lost
Easter Lost
2008-02-27 16:05:00 Approximately 2000 years ago St. Stephen became the first man in history to die for his belief in Jesus Christ. Among the many observing his brutal death by stoning was the Pharisee Saul, who according to the Acts of the Apostles looked on and, “entirely approved of the killing.” Not terribly long after this martyrdom, as the bible tells us, Saul made his spectacular conversion to Christianity forever imprinting his image on the world as St. Paul. It is a fitting story of redemption for this recent Easter Season. As the holiest day in the Christian calendar passed preachers all over the world were given the opportunity to address larger, and perhaps more attentive audiences. Many would recall the hope of the resurrection and deplore the continual allowance of injustice in the world. Even Pope Benedict XVI simultaneously called people to hope for new life in Christ while denouncing the violence permitted throughout the world: particularly in Darfur and Iraq. However, as the man... More About: Lost
THE CATHOLIC FACTOR
2008-02-27 15:57:00 ENTER THE SPIN ZONE: O'Reilly plagiarizes Pope's book so he can denounce the Catholic Church! (And such a nice boy too!!) (For those of you that JUST DON'T GET IT, are confused, and perhaps don't care about this article, please direct your attention to our Talking Points memo post...Especially you Catholics who seem so very passive in this our "Culture War")Recently Bill O’Reilly announced that his book, Culture Warrior, had entered its tenth printing, putting it on pace to sell over 1,200,000 copies. With this tremendous success in the conservative market place, it is difficult to imagine that bound within its pages is found anti-Catholic plagiarism. Yet, such is the case with this self-proclaimed Catholic’s guide to life for all traditional people. The sad truth is that the “no-spin” champion of conservative values has committed a text book case of plagiarism. It may be worth informing Mr. O’Reilly that any work that uses, quotes, or paraphrases another ... More About: Factor
THE CATHOLIC FACTOR
2008-02-27 15:57:00 ENTER THE SPIN ZONE: O'Reilly plagiarizes Pope's book so he can denounce the Catholic Church! (And such a nice boy too!!) (For those of you that JUST DON'T GET IT, are confused, and perhaps don't care about this article, please direct your attention to our Talking Points memo post...Especially you Catholics who seem so very passive in this our "Culture War")Recently Bill O???Reilly announced that his book, Culture Warrior, had entered its tenth printing, putting it on pace to sell over 1,200,000 copies. With this tremendous success in the conservative market place, it is difficult to imagine that bound within its pages is found anti-Catholic plagiarism. Yet, such is the case with this self-proclaimed Catholic???s guide to life for all traditional people. The sad truth is that the ???no-spin??? champion of conservative values has committed a text book case of plagiarism. It may be worth informing Mr. O???Reilly that any work that uses, quotes, or paraphrases another ... More About: Factor
Gary Busey Supports Cheney for President
2008-02-27 13:43:00 CHENEY '08 GETS THE BUSEY BOOSTMomentum for the draft Cheney '08 movement picked up some serious celebrity clout when actor, and war enthusiast, Gary Busey became the self-proclaimed Cheney campaign "Secretary General". Yesterday Busey brought his message to a family restaurant in Los Angelos ("Bob's Big Boy") for what appears to have been an unannounced campaign stop. The star of such films as, "Hider in the House" and "The Buddie Holly Story", rolled into the parking lot in what witnesses described as: an out of date school bus painted in psychedelic colors. "This is it baby! You can't stop the bear from growling!", Busey yelled to a crowd of confused restaurant patrons as he did a summer-salt from a bus window. The rally took off after Busey had collected all the abandoned cigarette butts he could find on the ground and ran back to the bus with a can of paint. "Hey McCain!" Busey began as a crowd of curiou... More About: President
Gary Busey Supports Cheney for President
2008-02-27 13:43:00 CHENEY '08 GETS THE BUSEY BOOSTMomentum for the draft Cheney '08 movement picked up some serious celebrity clout when actor, and war enthusiast, Gary Busey became the self-proclaimed Cheney campaign "Secretary General". Yesterday Busey brought his message to a family restaurant in Los Angelos ("Bob's Big Boy") for what appears to have been an unannounced campaign stop. The star of such films as, "Hider in the House" and "The Buddie Holly Story", rolled into the parking lot in what witnesses described as: an out of date school bus painted in psychedelic colors. "This is it baby! You can't stop the bear from growling!", Busey yelled to a crowd of confused restaurant patrons as he did a summer-salt from a bus window. The rally took off after Busey had collected all the abandoned cigarette butts he could find on the ground and ran back to the bus with a can of paint. "Hey McCain!" Busey began as a crowd of curiou... More About: President
Barack Obama Gets Kind Words From The Pope
2008-02-27 13:27:00 "I loved him in "fresh prince of bel air," Said the Pope in an interview with Playboy magazine. "Hillary Clinton reminds me of Carlton, totally lame!" said the amused Pontiff. The Pope went on to talk about many issues but had very kind words for Obama . "I see Hillary as a more of Carlton type, not cool like Barack ." Said the Pope. The Pope also has sent Barack an autographed photo of himself in his youthful days. "I used to be pretty excited about politics when I was a youth, I even was part of a very special club, but I had to quit when sadly when our leader committed suicide. It was a very hard time in my life." More About: Barack Obama , Words
Barack Obama Gets Kind Words From The Pope
2008-02-27 13:27:00 "I loved him in "fresh prince of bel air," Said the Pope in an interview with Playboy magazine. "Hillary Clinton reminds me of Carlton, totally lame!" said the amused Pontiff. The Pope went on to talk about many issues but had very kind words for Obama . "I see Hillary as a more of Carlton type, not cool like Barack ." Said the Pope. The Pope also has sent Barack an autographed photo of himself in his youthful days. "I used to be pretty excited about politics when I was a youth, I even was part of a very special club, but I had to quit when sadly when our leader committed suicide. It was a very hard time in my life." More About: Barack Obama , Words
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Gets Hipanics In An Upr
2008-02-27 13:21:00 Hispanics Protest Over New Indiana Jones Movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Has George Lucas Finally Gone Too Far?to Far?George Lucas has made a career of cashing in on racial stereotypes, from the British gay man C-3PO, to the generic-Asian homosexual boy, Short Round (Temple of Doom), Lucas has run the gambit of racially offensive characters. But Lucas may have gone too far with his latest character in the new Indiana Jones movie. Alfredo Menendez Gonzalez is a hard drinking, 15 hour a day working, tequila loving, daughter raping, wacky and Mexican, that helps Indy and serves as comic relief. Lucas got the idea for the character while he was watching his gardeners on the Lucas ranch. "I saw my gardeners eating apricots from a tree on my land and was very angry. But when I went to confront them they did something, they made me laugh. In their backwards unintelligent way they inspired a new character for the new Indiana Jones film." Said a very subd...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Gets Hipanics In An Upr
2008-02-27 13:21:00 Hispanics Protest Over New Indiana Jones Movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Has George Lucas Finally Gone Too Far?to Far?George Lucas has made a career of cashing in on racial stereotypes, from the British gay man C-3PO, to the generic-Asian homosexual boy, Short Round (Temple of Doom), Lucas has run the gambit of racially offensive characters. But Lucas may have gone too far with his latest character in the new Indiana Jones movie. Alfredo Menendez Gonzalez is a hard drinking, 15 hour a day working, tequila loving, daughter raping, wacky and Mexican, that helps Indy and serves as comic relief. Lucas got the idea for the character while he was watching his gardeners on the Lucas ranch. "I saw my gardeners eating apricots from a tree on my land and was very angry. But when I went to confront them they did something, they made me laugh. In their backwards unintelligent way they inspired a new character for the new Indiana Jones film." Said a very subd...
Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy, Millions Don't Care
More articles from this author:2008-02-26 20:04:00 Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy , Millions Don't Care Ralph Nader Unsafe at Any SpeedMan that many Democrats say cost Gore the 2000 election, enters 2008 race.Ralph Nader, who has spent the last 4 years completing construction of giant hand gliding wings that he hopes will resemble a giant bird of the prehistoric era, announced on Sunday that he would again run for President. "You see," Nader told , &nbs... More About: Ralph Nader 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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