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Bill Clinton Meets With Boss Hogg To Fix Southern
2008-02-28 22:20:00 Bill tries to fix Southern Vote for Hillary, but the Duke boys support Obama.Uncle Jesse has gone into hiding as speculation grows over Boss Hog's and Bill Clinton 's plan to fix the election. But don't worry folks the Duke boys are gonna put on a fire works show at a secret location in support of Barak Obama. Daisy Duke and her friends plan on having a wet T shirt contest in the Bayou for Obama. But watch out Dukes Bubba and Boss Hogg are tricky fellas they might telling people outrageous lies about Obama More About: Bill
Bill Clinton Meets With Boss Hogg To Fix Southern
2008-02-28 22:20:00 Bill tries to fix Southern Vote for Hillary, but the Duke boys support Obama.Uncle Jesse has gone into hiding as speculation grows over Boss Hog's and Bill Clinton 's plan to fix the election. But don't worry folks the Duke boys are gonna put on a fire works show at a secret location in support of Barak Obama. Daisy Duke and her friends plan on having a wet T shirt contest in the Bayou for Obama. But watch out Dukes Bubba and Boss Hogg are tricky fellas they might telling people outrageous lies about Obama More About: Bill
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 22:16:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric."Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Katie took her panties off, and ABC was forced to go to commercial. More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 22:16:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric."Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Katie took her panties off, and ABC was forced to go to commercial. More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 22:14:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Katie took her panties off, and ABC was forced to go to commercial.&nbs... More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 22:14:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Katie took her panties off, and ABC was forced to go to commercial.&nbs... More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 22:11:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Katie took her panties off, and ABC was forced to go to commercial.&nbs... More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use
2008-02-28 22:11:00 Barack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use. "Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Katie Couric. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Katie, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Katie either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Katie took her panties off, and ABC was forced to go to commercial.&nbs... More About: Barack Obama , Barack , Drug Use
Bill Clinton Meets With Boss Hogg To Fix Southern
2008-02-28 20:59:00 Bill tries to fix Southern Vote for Hillary, but the Duke boys support Obama.Uncle Jesse has gone into hiding as speculation grows over Boss Hog's and Bill Clinton 's plan to fix the election. But don't worry folks the Duke boys are gonna put on a fire works show at a secret location in support of Barak Obama. Daisy Duke and her friends plan on having a wet T shirt contest in the Bayou for Obama. But watch out Dukes Bubba and Boss Hogg are tricky fellas they might telling people outrageous lies about Obama More About: Bill
Bill Clinton Meets With Boss Hogg To Fix Southern
2008-02-28 20:59:00 Bill tries to fix Southern Vote for Hillary, but the Duke boys support Obama.Uncle Jesse has gone into hiding as speculation grows over Boss Hog's and Bill Clinton 's plan to fix the election. But don't worry folks the Duke boys are gonna put on a fire works show at a secret location in support of Barak Obama. Daisy Duke and her friends plan on having a wet T shirt contest in the Bayou for Obama. But watch out Dukes Bubba and Boss Hogg are tricky fellas they might telling people outrageous lies about Obama More About: Bill
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-28 20:57:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning . Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment. More About: Hillary Clinton , Hillary
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-28 20:57:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning . Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment. More About: Hillary Clinton , Hillary
Castro Resigns Due To Depression Over Heath Ledger's Death
2008-02-28 20:54:00 Castro Resigns Due To Depression Over Heath Ledger's Death "I knew Heath was special since I first saw him in 10 Things I Hate About You" Castro said in his address this afternoon. Like most of us Fidel Castro has been in a major funk since Heath Ledger's death. "Poor Fidel has been in almost constant conversation with Mary Kate Olsen," said Castro's Brother Raul. Castro has been holed up in his master bedroom with an unending supply of rum and the movie a "Knights Tale" on repeat. "Just let me be taken to Heaven so I can be with Heath again" Castro was overheard saying to his priest. But maybe that's why God took Heath so soon, as long as we had him on earth there was no need to think about heaven. More About: Castro
Castro Resigns Due To Depression Over Heath Ledger's Death
2008-02-28 20:54:00 Castro Resigns Due To Depression Over Heath Ledger 's Death "I knew Heath was special since I first saw him in 10 Things I Hate About You" Castro said in his address this afternoon. Like most of us Fidel Castro has been in a major funk since Heath Ledger's death. "Poor Fidel has been in almost constant conversation with Mary Kate Olsen," said Castro's Brother Raul. Castro has been holed up in his master bedroom with an unending supply of rum and the movie a "Knights Tale" on repeat. "Just let me be taken to Heaven so I can be with Heath again" Castro was overheard saying to his priest. But maybe that's why God took Heath so soon, as long as we had him on earth there was no need to think about heaven. More About: Castro
Bill Clinton Calls Himself The First Latino President While Campaigning In
2008-02-28 20:51:00 "I have lived most of my life like as a Mexican, I am the first Latino President ," Clinton said while campaigning in Texas for his wife. Wearing a poncho and sombrero and armed with his new invention, the Doritto Burrito, Former President Bill Clinton continues his downward spiral into disgrace. "Hey Hombres," Clinton, yelled to a random group of young Latino's, "Uncle Bill is here with the "Doritto Burrito, and it tastes so good it will make you want vote for my wife." The Hillary Clinton campaign will not comment on the actions of the former President. "The truth is," Bill said to anyone who would listen, " Barack Ombama hates Our Lady of Guadalupe, he worships El Diablo" More About: Calls
Bill Clinton Calls Himself The First Latino President While Campaigning In
2008-02-28 20:51:00 "I have lived most of my life like as a Mexican, I am the first Latino President ," Clinton said while campaigning in Texas for his wife. Wearing a poncho and sombrero and armed with his new invention, the Doritto Burrito, Former President Bill Clinton continues his downward spiral into disgrace. "Hey Hombres," Clinton, yelled to a random group of young Latino's, "Uncle Bill is here with the "Doritto Burrito, and it tastes so good it will make you want vote for my wife." The Hillary Clinton campaign will not comment on the actions of the former President. "The truth is," Bill said to anyone who would listen, " Barack Ombama hates Our Lady of Guadalupe, he worships El Diablo" More About: Calls
Al Gore To Lead The Super Delagates
2008-02-28 20:32:00 "I told tipper that we are gonna have to tevo Lost this Thursday so I can meet with the super delegates," Gore said this weekend. Gore did not specify which Super delegates are considered the most Super, but Big Al thinks he can sway them. Aquaman, is expected to be part of this meeting, and like Gore he is a very big uncommitted Super delegate. So far Gore has had a very low presence, but throughout the democratic contest for president he has been a sought after voice. Gore, who has been focusing on trying to keep his neck fat from taking over his face, has spent most of his days thinking of new inventions. This year he has had mixed success from his invention the iphone, but now Gore has turned his attention to the super delegate crises. Gore is a party man and does not want to go into the convention without a nominee, "If necessary me and Tipper will make out until O... More About: Al Gore , Lead , The Super
Al Gore To Lead The Super Delagates
2008-02-28 20:32:00 "I told tipper that we are gonna have to tevo Lost this Thursday so I can meet with the super delegates," Gore said this weekend. Gore did not specify which Super delegates are considered the most Super, but Big Al thinks he can sway them. Aquaman, is expected to be part of this meeting, and like Gore he is a very big uncommitted Super delegate. So far Gore has had a very low presence, but throughout the democratic contest for president he has been a sought after voice. Gore, who has been focusing on trying to keep his neck fat from taking over his face, has spent most of his days thinking of new inventions. This year he has had mixed success from his invention the iphone, but now Gore has turned his attention to the super delegate crises. Gore is a party man and does not want to go into the convention without a nominee, "If necessary me and Tipper will make out until O... More About: Al Gore , Lead , The Super
Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama
2008-02-28 20:29:00 Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama Hillary Clinton was in a cleaning frenzy last night. Like most women, much to husband Bill’s chagrin, Hillary resorts to obsessive housework when unfairly offended. Arriving home after an arduous day of supporting his wife’s presidential campaign, Bill found Hillary stifling hot tears while mopping their kitchen’s already pristine hardwood floors. “She tried to pretend she just got some sort of cleaner in her eye,” Bill told a friend, “but I know Hillary. When she tells Consuela to take the day off... More About: Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama
2008-02-28 20:29:00 Hillary Clinton Truly Hurt by Barack Obama Hillary Clinton was in a cleaning frenzy last night. Like most women, much to husband Bill???s chagrin, Hillary resorts to obsessive housework when unfairly offended. Arriving home after an arduous day of supporting his wife???s presidential campaign, Bill found Hillary stifling hot tears while mopping their kitchen???s already pristine hardwood floors. ???She tried to pretend she just got some sort of cleaner in her eye,??? Bill told a friend, ???but I know Hillary. When she tells Consuela to take the day off?... More About: Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama Gets Kind Words From The Pope
2008-02-28 20:27:00 "I loved him in "fresh prince of bel air," Said the Pope in an interview with Playboy magazine. "Hillary Clinton reminds me of Carlton, totally lame!" said the amused Pontiff. The Pope went on to talk about many issues but had very kind words for Obama . "I see Hillary as a more of Carlton type, not cool like Barack ." Said the Pope. The Pope also has sent Barack an autographed photo of himself in his youthful days. "I used to be pretty excited about politics when I was a youth, I even was part of a very special club, but I had to quit when sadly when our leader committed suicide. It was a very hard time in my life." More About: Barack Obama , Words
Barack Obama Gets Kind Words From The Pope
2008-02-28 20:27:00 "I loved him in "fresh prince of bel air," Said the Pope in an interview with Playboy magazine. "Hillary Clinton reminds me of Carlton, totally lame!" said the amused Pontiff. The Pope went on to talk about many issues but had very kind words for Obama . "I see Hillary as a more of Carlton type, not cool like Barack ." Said the Pope. The Pope also has sent Barack an autographed photo of himself in his youthful days. "I used to be pretty excited about politics when I was a youth, I even was part of a very special club, but I had to quit when sadly when our leader committed suicide. It was a very hard time in my life." More About: Barack Obama , Words
McCain Just Can't Win
2008-02-28 20:25:00 McCain famous temper comes out after McDonald's gets his order wrong "I am not lovn it!Things just can't go right for Republican nominee John McCain. From rumors of affairs to the new disappointing season of "Prison Break" it has been a bad last couple weeks for the Senator....
McCain Just Can't Win
2008-02-28 20:25:00 McCain famous temper comes out after McDonald's gets his order wrong "I am not lovn it!Things just can't go right for Republican nominee John McCain. From rumors of affairs to the new disappointing season of "Prison Break" it has been a bad last couple weeks for the Senator....
Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy, Millions Don't Care
2008-02-28 20:20:00 Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy , Millions Don't Care Ralph Nader Unsafe at Any SpeedMan that many Democrats say cost Gore the 2000 election, enters 2008 race.Ralph Nader, who has spent the last 4 years completing construction of giant hand gliding wings that he hopes will resemble a giant bird of the prehistoric era, announced on Sunday that he would again run for President. "You see," Nader told , ... More About: Ralph Nader
Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy, Millions Don't Care
2008-02-28 20:20:00 Ralph Nader Announces Candidacy , Millions Don't Care Ralph Nader Unsafe at Any SpeedMan that many Democrats say cost Gore the 2000 election, enters 2008 race.Ralph Nader, who has spent the last 4 years completing construction of giant hand gliding wings that he hopes will resemble a giant bird of the prehistoric era, announced on Sunday that he would again run for President. "You see," Nader told , ... More About: Ralph Nader
Star Wars C-3PO finally comes out of the closet
2008-02-28 20:17:00 In the biggest coming out surprise since Nathen Lane, Star Wars Droid, C-3po admits to being gay and is now living with his lover Bicentennial man. 3po also plans on writing a tell all bio in which he reveals all the straight Star Wars characters he had sex with."Well, let me tell you one thing, Han did not always like it Solo, he sometimes needed a little Droid drool, if you know what I mean," said the very caddy C-3PO. In C-3PO's tell all bio "Into the Golden Rain", Han Solo is not the only one who gets the golden rod, according to the Droid many of the almost all male Star Wars universe needed a little lovn. "I won't say any more about the book, but believe me, Chewbacca, oh yeah it's big." 3po said with a knowing grin. C-3PO and Bicentennial man live in a trendy part of London, and spend there days shopping and signing autographs for the occasional fan. The book is just a chapter in C-3PO's life that was recently on hold due to dep... More About: Finally , Closet
Star Wars C-3PO finally comes out of the closet
2008-02-28 20:17:00 In the biggest coming out surprise since Nathen Lane, Star Wars Droid, C-3po admits to being gay and is now living with his lover Bicentennial man. 3po also plans on writing a tell all bio in which he reveals all the straight Star Wars characters he had sex with."Well, let me tell you one thing, Han did not always like it Solo, he sometimes needed a little Droid drool, if you know what I mean," said the very caddy C-3PO. In C-3PO's tell all bio "Into the Golden Rain", Han Solo is not the only one who gets the golden rod, according to the Droid many of the almost all male Star Wars universe needed a little lovn. "I won't say any more about the book, but believe me, Chewbacca, oh yeah it's big." 3po said with a knowing grin. C-3PO and Bicentennial man live in a trendy part of London, and spend there days shopping and signing autographs for the occasional fan. The book is just a chapter in C-3PO's life that was recently on hold due to dep... More About: Finally , Closet
Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public
2008-02-28 19:21:00 "Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public " Al Roker demanded this Morning on the Today Show."Listen to these words leaving my lips Law and Order detectives, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her. Like many Americans Al Roker just can not accept that Heath Ledger is dead. Also like many Americans Al Roker believes that fictional characters on T.V. are as real as the clown that performed at his sweet 16 birthday party so many wasted years ago. "I know that Heath is on Lost island" Roker said. Roker has become obsessed with idea of going to live on Lost island, and on his last vacation he flew back from L.A. to Australia half a dozen times hoping he would crash and finally be with his ...
Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public
More articles from this author:2008-02-28 19:21:00 "Heath Ledger 's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public " Al Roker demanded this Morning on the Today Show."Listen to these words leaving my lips Law and Order detectives, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her. Like many Americans Al Roker just can not accept that Heath Ledger is dead. Also like many Americans Al Roker believes that fictional characters on T.V. are as real as the clown that performed at his sweet 16 birthday party so many wasted years ago. "I know that Heath is on Lost island" Roker said. Roker has become obsessed with idea of going to live on Lost island, and on his last vacation he flew back from L.A. to Australia half a dozen times hoping he would crash and finally be with his ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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