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Michael Jackson Sighted, The Return of The King
2009-08-09 23:08:00 Michael Jackson is not dead. Reports of Michael Jackson sightings have been coming in from around the world. A glove reaching out of a McDonald's ball pitt in Romania, a strange looking stewardess giving out "Jesus Juice," to children on a flight to Japan. Most recently children were treated to a fantastic show at a Chucky Cheese in Omaha Nebraska. It was little Lee Widner's tenth birthday party, and things were getting pretty boring, until suddenly from out of the kitchen a masked pale man came moon-walking out of the kitchen and treated all the kiddies to a performance of Billie Jean. The man who called himself Herman Batman, then treated Lee and two of his best friends to trip around the state in a private jet, that "Herman" claimed to have acquired in a "cash for clunkers" deal. The event left town folks scratching their heads and wondering, was Herman Batman, really Michael Jackson. More About: Michael Jackson , The King , Michael , King
Michael Vick, Unforgivable Blackness
2009-08-09 22:32:00 Michael Vick , Unforgivable Blackness Will any NFL team sign Vick?In a recent episode of NBC's "30 Rock," Alec Baldwin says to Tracey Morgan's character, "You're a celebrity you can do anything you want and the public will forgive you, except for dog fighting, they seem to not like that."Here are just a few sins that celebrities and athletes have been convicted of, but were able to over come and continue lucrative careersDrug Possession; To list all the celebrities would take too much time, but family movie star Tim Allen served prison time for possession and distribution of cocaine, if he was unforgiven we have never of had the wonderful movie, "Wild Hogs."Statutory Rape; Another minor sin soon forgiven by the public, again daily headlines of celebrities involved in the indiscretion are so numerous that it would be silly for us to hold any anger towards them. Just let Ben Rosenberger play, he is a Super Bowl champion, the girl must be lying or wanted it.Rape; I wish women woul... More About: Michael , Michael Vick
Freedom of Information Act Request pending on Obama's Health Care Spy Progr
2009-08-08 18:13:00 (***DISCLAIMER ON BEHALF OF THE MOTHERLAND:In the interest of full disclosure it is our duty here at Black Dog Press to inform you that the following article may be considered "fishy" information, or even as dastardly as, "disinformation." Understanding that this makes us ungrateful citizens, we ask our readers with what patriotic duty we have left to report this article to flag@whitehouse.gov.***) As the Obama administration begins to figure out that, not only do a large number of American's disagree with the type of Health Care "reform" he seeks to implement, they may have yet another thorn in their side. American's don't like people spying on them. I refer of course to the White House blog, which has been widely reported of late, for asking Americans, to turn in those, who even in "casual conversation" differ from Obama's policy on Health Care . Even more shocking than the fact people could dissent from the Obama administration, and be so ungrateful for the gifts h... More About: Freedom , Information
OBAMA ASKS AMERICANS TO SPY ON EACH OTHER
2009-08-05 18:48:00 The Obama Administration is trying to save its unpopular health care reform bill through what can only be described as "Soviet style" tactics. Indeed, the White House blog has asked American's to inform, the administration about any dissenting persons, or information. "There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov." Without jumping into a debate on the merits of the health care proposal, or indeed just what the administration is after here, we simply want to pose a question to anyone listening. Are you comfortable knowing that our President and his advisers, want to kn... More About: Americans
Michael Jackson's Doctor Is Not a Suspect
2009-07-24 22:44:00 MTV is reporting that a spokeswoman for Edward Chernoff, an attorney representing Michael Jackson's interests, says that Jackson's personal Doctor Conrad Murray is not a suspect in any homocide investigation. Murray's behaviour has been highly scrutinized by many in the media, focusing on the pain killers, and perscriptions that Jackson was ingesting in his final days. Much speculation has concluded that he was negligent in the least, and perhaps even acted criminally by perscribing and administering drugs drugs in California, where Murray is not liscensed to do so. However, the Jackson attorney spokesperson insisted that Murray's statements were sought by police investigators only insofar as he is a wittness to the death of the King of Pop. "I do not know what they are looking for, and I can't possibly tell you how anything they took in any way connects with the death of Michael Jackson," Chernoff told the times. Dr. Murray had been hired as Jackson's personal physician,... More About: Suspect
OBAMA REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE TO CAMBRIGE POLICE
2009-07-24 21:30:00 Professor Gates Scandal Continues as Obama Calls Cambridge Officer but Offers NO Apology: Today president Barack Obama made a surprise appearance at the White House press briefing in an attempt to address the political firestorm of the "Professor Gates Scandal", or as we like to call it, "Gates Gate".... This morning, July 24th, Cambridge police officials held a press conference demonstrating unfettered support for Sgt. Crowley, the arresting officer in the Gates case. The Police Union demanded apologies from President Obama and Mass. Governor Deval Patrick, a close friend to the president, following their quick criticism of Crowley. "The Cambridge Police acted stupidly". The President said on Wed. Night. Following the Police Union's public call for apology Obama made his own surprise pitch to gain control over the situation. He explained to the White House Press Core that he had spoken with officer Crowley and finds him to be an outstanding individual, suggesting the unfortunat... More About: Apologize
OBAMA CELEBRATES HITLER
2009-07-22 05:53:00 President Barack Obama announced today that he is adding one more portrait to the White House, bringing the former chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler to the America for the very first time... In a move sure to stun critics and supporters alike President Obama has decided to mark the birth of the Adolf Hitler, albeit 3 months late with a portrait to be hung in the White House lobby. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained the decision in this morning's press conference, saying, "While some people like to focus only on Hitler's personal difficulties with members of his own people...the President understands that in order to move forward and make the right desicions in our own country we must all appreciate the positive aspects of the Chancellor's administration." When pressed by reporters what those positive aspects could be Gibbs explained that as the Obama administration is trying to accomplish "Hitler had the most comprehensive health care and enviornmental initiatives o...
GORE TO MAKE AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH PART 2
2009-07-14 21:01:00 GORE TO MAKE AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH PART 2Gore to Make An Inconvenient Truth Part 2, or ICT2J. Gore promises more action in the sequel, which he says is part De Vinci Code, part National Treasure.Gore will star along with his friend and long time political intellectSTEVEN SEAGAL!The two friend met at a Hooters sponsored fat guy wet t-shirt contest, in which Gore won what he calls his first Noble prize. The movie will be directed by Michael Bay, and promises Lava flowing through New York City, and Polar Bears being forced into concentration camps by an evil Republican administration. There will also be a love scene between Gore and Jessica Alba that very reminiscent of the romantic Al and Tipper Gore make out session of the 2000 election. "Al makes love making look like a mother bird feeding her young baby," said Bay. It's just so disgusting, I think it's why actresses are regarded as such whores, I mean really, she would F#ck Gore if we paid her en... More About: An Inconvenient Truth
OBAMA BUYS HIS FIRST BILLY JOEL CD
2009-07-14 20:53:00 OBAMA BUYS HIS FIRST BILLY JOEL CDIn an attempt to bridge the gap he has with uneducated white voters, Barack Obama went into a West Virginia Wall mart and bought his very first Billie Joel CD. Billie Joel's Greatest Hits. "Wow it was really awesome, Barack said after only 40 seconds of listening to it."Barack also bought the first five seasons of Friends and some new ammo for all the deer hunting he plans on doing in the next week."Barack really is loving his new white lifestyle," said a senior Obama staff member. "He even did the tomahawk chop at the Washington National game yesterday, and the braves weren't even playing!"Ignorant whites everywhere are taking a second look at Barack. "I thought he was too much like that bad Ni#^ER Malcolm X, but I think he might be more like that nice colored boy Will Smith," said an ignorant non college educated white, who still loves Hillary. More About: Billy Joel , Billy
STEVEN SPIELBERG 'THERE WILL BE NO HOOK 2"
2009-07-14 20:48:00 STEVEN SPIELBERG 'THERE WILL BE NO HOOK 2"Hundreds of people around the country were devastated today by the news from Holly Wood. There will be no sequel to the 1989 smash hit Hook .It has been nearly 20 years since the dream pairing of Robin William's and Dustin Hoffman in the epic Hook. "Hook changed how movies were made" Said Francis Ford Coppala, "you see before Hook many british actors had played jewish people, but never before did a Jewish actor play a british person.Perhaps the hardest hit by all this sadness is local Subway shop sandwich artist Robert Parker. Parker is currently in an on going law suit with Subway. Mr. Parker contends that dressing up like Dustin Hoffman from Hook is his sexual identity, his employers see it differently. Robert was hoping that the sequel would reveal intimate detail in the love life of Hook, finally proving that dressing as a 17th century pirate indeed is a gender. More About: Steven Spielberg , Steven , Spielberg
MICHAEL J FOX ADMITS TO PARKINSON'S HOAX
2009-07-14 20:42:00 MICHAEL J FOX ADMITS TO PARKINSON'S HOAX.Michael J Fox admits to Parkinson's hoax.“I don’t have Parkinson's disease,” said the star of Doc Hollywood and, The Hard Way. “I just do to much cocaine, and I really wanted to get off that shitty show Spin City.Fox who has been riding the coat tails of the debilitating disease for nearly a decade, decided to come clean now that he feels people have gotten over the shock. “It’s just not helping my career as much as it used to, and now that stem cell research is getting to be a non political issue, it really sucks to pretend to have Parkinson's.” Said the star as he rocked back in forth in now what is known to be a cocaine come down.Perhaps the greatest victims in Fox’s decade of lies are his immediate family. “I pretty much gave him open access to vagina land” Said his wife, “Now I somehow feel used.” His children also feel the sting of his deception, as they were constantly gilt tricked into watching old episodes... More About: Hoax
A Clearly Aroused Anderson Cooper Interviews Obama
2009-07-14 20:37:00 BARACK OBAMA CONFIDENT, TALKS CANDIDLY ABOUT DRUG USEBarack Obama Confident, Talks Candidly About Drug Use."Yeah last night I was snorting cocaine off Tara Reids thighs." Obama told a cleary aroused Anderson cooper. "Look" Barack Continued, "I did regret my drug use as a youth, I regretted that I didn't have enough money to party like I need to. You how cocaine is Anderson, it runs out, I don't have that problem any more.""And listen up white people I not a muslum, I'm Malcolm fucking X, I'm outside your high school recruiting your daughters to be in my rap videos, Anderson either change those panties or take them off, because that river running under your chair could provide water for all my brothers in Africa." At this point Cooper took his pants off, and CNN was forced to go to commercial. More About: Interviews , Anderson Cooper
PRESS HOUNDS OBAMA OVER ASS-GATE
2009-07-14 07:31:00 OBAMA LOOKS AT SWEET SWEET ASSObama Looks at Sweet Sweet AssThe leader of the Free World and his French wing man, President Nicolas Sarkozy taking in the sweet sweet ass of Brazil’s junior G8 delegate Mayora Tavares."She may be 16 but that ass has no legal age of consent as far as I'm concerned," Obama joked with reporters.Other asses in Obama's life are not pleased about the President's recent obsession with the young Brazilian's booty. While Michell Obama, who herself has a very fine ass, could not be reached for comment, Obama-phile, and fine ass ed actress Scarlett Johansson fired off this picture to the president through their email relationship. More About: Gate , Press
STAR WARS C-3PO FINALLY COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET
2009-07-14 07:21:00 STAR WARS C-3PO FINALLY COMES OUT OF THE CLOSETIn the biggest coming out surprise since Nathen Lane, Star Wars Droid, C-3po admits to being gay and is now living with his lover Bicentennial man. 3po also plans on writing a tell all bio in which he reveals all the straight Star Wars characters he had sex with."Well, let me tell you one thing, Han did not always like it Solo, he sometimes needed a little Droid drool, if you know what I mean," said the very caddy C-3PO. In C-3PO's tell all bio "Into the Golden Rain", Han Solo is not the only one who gets the golden rod, according to the Droid many of the almost all male Star Wars universe needed a little lovn. "I won't say any more about the book, but believe me, Chewbacca, oh yeah it's big." 3po said with a knowing grin. C-3PO and Bicentennial man live in a trendy part of London, and spend their days shopping and signing autographs for the occasional fan. The book is just a chapter in C-3PO's life that was recently on hold due ... More About: Finally , Closet
Al Roker Breaks Down on The Today Show
2009-07-14 07:16:00 HEATH LEDGER'S BODY MUST BE VIEWED BY THE PUBLIC"Heath Ledger's Body Must Be Viewed By The Public" Al Roker demanded this Morning on the Today Show ."Listen to these words leaving my lips Law and Order detectives, or by god I will hunt down Hannah Montana and impregnate her. Like many Americans Al Roker just can not accept that Heath Ledger is dead. Also like many Americans Al Roker believes that fictional characters on T.V. are as real as the clown that performed at his sweet 16 birthday party so many wasted years ago. "I know that Heath is on Lost island" Roker said. Roker has become obsessed with idea of going to live on Lost island, and on his last vacation he flew back from L.A. to Australia half a dozen times hoping he would crash and finally be with his friends. Roker who now only calls himself the Weatherman has also been in an ongoing feud with Hannah Montana star Mile... More About: Today Show , Breaks , The Today Show
SCARLETT JOHANSSON Blasts President Obama Over Ass-Gate
2009-07-14 07:08:00 The Bazillion Ass-gate has angered many americans,including incredibly hot ass-ed actress SCARLETT JOHANSSON.Johansson 's contributions to hot asses on film have beentremendous. Remember the very first scene of "Lost in Translation?" Some people even went to see the terrible movie "The other Boleyn Girl" just to see her ass,next to Natalie Portman's ass. Some of those people include President Barack Obama , who until recently was a favorite of JohanssonThe leader of the Free World and his French wing man, President Nicolas Sarkozy taking in the sweet sweet ass of Brazil’s junior G8 delegate Mayora Tavares."She may be 16 but that ass has no legal age of consent as far as I'm concerned," Obama joked with reporters.Other asses in Obama's life are not pleased about the President's recent obsession with the young Brazilian's booty. While Michell Obama, who herself has a very fine ass, could not be reached for comment, Obama-phile, and fine ass ed actress Scarlett J... More About: Gate , Scarlett Johansson
All Gay High School opens the door for Hooks.
2009-07-14 06:50:00 NEW HOOK HIGH SCHOOL OPENS IN CHICAGOAll Gay High School opens the door for Hooks.They call themselves Hooks; People who are sexually orientated to the 1991 Steven Spielberg movie "Hook"The new sexual orientation first got national attention when Subway worker, Robert Parker, successfully sued the company for discrimination. Parker who lives his life dressed as Captain Hook, felt oppressed by the gender restrictions of the subway uniform.There are four main subgroups in Hook culture; Pans, Tinks, Hooks, and Lost Boys. They make love to each other while reciting lines from the academy award winning film.BDP More About: High School , Door
Heath Ledger's Shocking Gay Film
2009-07-14 06:43:00 The movie that Heath Ledger's family doesn't want you to know about,an Independent soft gay porn film called "Brokeback Mountain". Heath made the film early in his career when he was desperate for work.The movie is about 2 gay cowboys, and the scenes of Heath humpingan other man in a tent are both shocking and graphic.The gay exploitation film is a far cry from Heath's Oscar winning performance as the "Joker".For years the family of Heath Ledger has denied the existence of the film,at the same time as buying copies from collectors and destroying them. More About: Film
Harry Potter Sex Scandal On Eve of The Half Blood Prince
2009-07-14 02:24:00 THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTERHarry Potter Sex Scandal On Eve of The Half Blood Prince An Important Story From The Daily ProphetThe Wizard community just can not get enough of the Lucius Malfoy bath house scandal, as Malfoy gets help from Muggle sex offender Tom Fulley.Earlier this week Lucius Malfoy was arrested in a Muggle bath house in London that is well known for the practice of trading sexual favors for what Muggles call money. The story much to Malfoy's dismay just will not die. The Death Eater, now has turned desperately to Muggle reformed Homosexual Tom Fulley for help. The former U.S. congressmen who is no stranger to the danger of young boys has volunteered to help Lucius get "Cured." To the great surprise of the Wizard community Malfoy has excepted.Using the strange muggle magic called "Jesus", Malfoy now claims to be reformed from his former unnatural attraction to young hot men. He is also trying to convey himself as a strong family man, and he has circulated the picture ...
DEMOCRATS HAVE SMALLER BREASTS THEN REPUBLICANS
2009-07-14 02:18:00 DEMOCRATS HAVE SMALLER BREASTS THEN REPUBLICANSStudy confirms what has long believed to be true, Liberals have smaller breast then Conservatives.Can you tell how these women vote?(Hint the one on the right is a liberal)According to insurance call service technician, Robert Parker, small breasted women tend to be more liberal, sometimes even lesbians. "I have lived in Portland, OR for four years and I have only met two kinds of women," says Parker, "Lesbians and tinny titties." Parker who was kind enough to grant us interview on his lunch break elaborated further on his theory that is taking the country by storm. "You see I did not notice the phenomenon until visited home in Boise, suddenly I was surrounded by big breasted women." Parker goes on to explain that the combination of riding bikes and being a vegetarian not only makes a woman liberal it also gives them very small breasts."Mr. Parker makes a very good point." Said former Bush administration physician, Dr. Zecca. "Women... More About: Democrats , Republicans , Breasts
Albus Dumbledore Under Investigation
2009-07-14 02:15:00 LATEST HARRY POTTER NEWSAn important story from the Daily ProphetAlbus Dumbledore 's name has been leaked in ongoing investigation of the Lucius Malfoy bath house Scandal.It has been reported that the famous wizard, and supporter of Harry Potter has been implicated in unnatural acts against Muggles, in private testimony from Malfoy himself. Hogwarts is in a state of shock.No word yet if Professor Dumbledore will be charged with unnatural crimes against muggles, but some parents have already pulled their children out of Hogwarts. " Great man Dumbledore," said magical creatures teacher Rubeus Hagrid. " I never knew him to fool around with muggles in that way, but come to think of it, I never known him to be married or show much interest, in witches."Dumbledore is not the only Hogwarts teacher under suspicion, Professor Serverus Snape has had to deal with years of speculation about were he likes to put his wand. All this can only be good news for the beleaguered Lucius Malfoy, who is i... More About: Investigation
BARACK OBAMA'S SECRET GIRLFRIEND
2009-07-14 02:03:00 BARACK OBAMA'S SECRET GIRLFRIENDBarack Obama today neither confirmed or denied that he is madly in love with Alexis Bledel."I think everybody in America is in love with Alexis," Barack said to students in North Carolina, "But the idea that just because I own every season of Gilmore Girls, and only make love to Michelle when Alexis's face is freeze framed, well the idea that that makes me in love with her, is absurd." Michelle Obama has lived with this for years, and has privately admitted that Barack's problem began when the movie Tuck Everlasting came out. "He likes to call it, well you can guess, everlasting,"Michelle told a close friend.The Republicans have always hinted that Barack might go after white girls once he is President, and they will use this latest scandal to reintroduce the idea. "We all know that his father liked little white girls," Sen. Jeff Sessions of Alabama said to supporters, "But I for one am not gonna let Senator Obama get mixed up with Alexis. "... More About: Girlfriend , Secret
Obama Looks at Sweet Sweet Ass
2009-07-14 01:45:00 Obama Looks at Sweet Sweet AssThe leader of the Free World and his French wing man, President Nicolas Sarkozy taking in the sweet sweet ass of Brazil’s junior G8 delegate Mayora Tavares."She may be 16 but that ass has no legal age of consent as far as I'm concerned," Obama joked with reporters.Other asses in Obama's life are not pleased about the President's recent obsession with the young Brazilian's booty. While Michell Obama, who herself has a very fine ass, could not be reached for comment, Obama-phile, and fine ass ed actress Scarlett Johansson fired off this picture to the president through their email relationship. More About: Obama
Shia LaBeouf Speaks about Megan Fox
2009-06-29 11:15:00 ACTUAL QUOTES FROM SHIA LABEOUFActual Quotes From Shia LaBeoufThe actor who gets to be in Transformers with Megan Fox seems to only be able to focus on phallic images and Steven Spielberg, as demonstrated from a quote from one of his latest interviews."When I was a kid I used to dress up as a clown and do "tricks" in front of my fathers hot dog stand. I was helping to sell the "hot dogs".Now I basically do the same thing except Steven Spielberg is sellingthe hot dogs." -From the mouth of Shia.Now for all who were forced to read that, a hot picture of Megan Fox. More About: Shia Labeouf
Greatest celeb hook-up, since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
2009-06-29 11:13:00 HOLLYWOOD ROMANCE?Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell may be more than just castmates, say some on the set of the new movie overboard. "This could be the greatest celeb hook-up, since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ." said an unnamed source on the set.Romance is in the air on the set of the new movie "Overboard". The movie staring new comer Kurt Russel and vetern comic actress Goldie Hawn has set tongues awagging, as sourses speculate on the reletionship between the two stars. Reps from Hawn and Russell are mum on the rumor, but teast audiences can not deny the the chemistry between them. Watch out Brad and Angelina it looks like there is a new it couple in Hollywood. More About: Celeb
Chewbacca Comes Out of The Closet
2009-06-28 06:43:00 GAYS PULL ANOTHER FAST ONE ON THE STRAIGHTSPORTLAND, OREGON — A STATE LAW ALLOWING GAY COUPLES TO REGISTER AS DOMESTIC PARTNERS BELATEDLY TOOK EFFECT AFTER A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THE STATE'S PROCESS OF DISQUALIFYING PETITION SIGNATURES WAS CONSISTENT ENOUGH TO BE VALID. GREAT NEWS FOR LOCAL COUPLE HARRY, FROM HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS, AND HIS LONG TIME PARTNER CHEWBACCA. They first met at a Star Treck convention in 1993, and have been together since. "It's just so hard to find a guy my size," said Chewbacca. Chewbacca was inspired to come out of the closet by long time friend and gay activist, 3-cpo. "I used to date girls who didn't know why I was so moody," laughed the mighty Chewbacca.Harry on the other hand has being openly gay for years. "Oh, honey I was the little SASQUATCH at school who listened to Cher , and hung out with the girls in the bathroom," said the flamboyant Harry. "I knew Chewy was gay when I saw him, I just had to... More About: Closet
Angelina Jolie Speaks Out About Brad Pitt And Reveals Shocking News About T
2009-06-28 06:35:00 Angelina Jolie Speaks Out About Brad Pitt And Reveals Shocking News About Their Split:Earlier today actress Angelina Jolie, known for her critically acclaimed performances in both Tomb Raider movies, and for wearing a vile of Billy Bob Thornton's Blood during that shame of a marriage, spoke about her failed relationship with superstar Brad Pitt on the Oprah Winfrey talk show."I just realized, he didn't wear that Pirate outfit to bed for me," Jolie said, "he wore it because George Clooney had sat on it at a party." Jolie went on to discuss how what she at first saw as Pitt's friendship with actor George Clooney was really a growing obsession."He would stand naked in front of the mirror, sometimes for hours flexing his muscles in different poses, asking which I thought George would like best."However the pirate costume Pitt became obsessed with, and according to Jolie, came to wear under his regular clothes finally pushed the actress over the edge."He just had to feel clo... More About: Angelina Jolie
The Sluttly Girl Scout Sells Cookies for Universal Healthcare
2009-06-27 14:16:00 "I just love universal healthcare," the slutty girl scout said when announcing her support for Barrack Obama's new planDEARBORN, Mich. – Jenny Shaffer knows how to sell Girl Scout cookies. She sold them to friends. She sold them to strangers. She even convinced her orthodontist to buy the popular sweet treats."Do you want eat my cookie?" Jennifer would ask would be male buyers.15 year old Jennifer Sharpe has been a Girl Scout for 5 years, but the 15 year old got something for Christmas last year that gives her an edge. She grew into some big tits and a sweet ass. The flavor she sold the most of was caramel coconut. The words just rolled off her tongue. GIRL SCOUT SETS RECORD FOR COOKIE SALES WITH 17,321 BOXES SOLD More About: Healthcare , Cookies , Universal
Michael Jackson, King of Pedophiles, Dead
2009-06-27 14:04:00 Michael Jackson , King of Pedophiles, Dead Fans across the globe mourn the amazing artist,and we can only imagine the great music he will never create,as we can only sit in wonderment of all the little boys he willnever be able to rape.Here are Just a few of Michael's "Lost Boys."The Jonas Brothers,With just 3 diet cokes filled with Jesus juice,beautiful music could have been made.The Young Haley Joel Osment,Michael never went to bed without masturbating,to one of Haley's films.Ben Seaver,He always gave Michael "growing pains,"(in his penis) More About: Michael Jackson , Michael
NEW MEL GIBSON MOVIE OFFENDS!
More articles from this author:2009-06-23 07:24:00 NEW MEL GIBSON MOVIE OFFENDS!CONTROVERSIAL DIRECTOR TO HEAD LONG AWAITED BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE IIIMel Gibson has started production on the mother of all trilogies. The star of "What Women Want" states this will be the most important project since his culturally diverse Lethal Weapon 4. Which Gibson himself sees as a hard act to follow, stating, "Ya know that LW4, ain't no crow to stone...I acted with both blacks and Chinese in that one."Unlike the first 2 installments of Big Momma's House the stars of this latest edition including franchise name Martin Lawrence will be facing ground breaking challenges during production. "The entire film" Gibson insists, "will be shot in ancient Ebonics" and the director hasn't decided whether or not to include subtitles for suburban white kids.However, in classic Gibson form, the script has already gathered some criticism from concerned Rabbias throughout the nation. The Rabbias suggest that a scene depicting "Big Momma's" trip to a restaurant h... More About: Movie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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