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Fed Up With Ann Coulter
2007-06-29 15:48:00
I'll be blatantly honest from the outset here...I've never liked Ann Coulter (a fact I'm sure she'll lose quite a bit of sleep over, lol). Aside from her general abrasiveness and crass remarks, I'm even more offended by her occasional attempt at whining...not unlike her article posted today on WingNutDaily. While she was on the MSNBC show Hardball, Elizabeth Edwards called in to basically ask Ann to stop her attacks on her husband and presidential candidate, John. Here was some of what Ann had to say in her WND article today..."For the first time in recorded history, the show's host did not interrupta guest, but let Elizabeth Edwards ramble on and on, allowing her to browbeat mefor being mean to her husband.Say, did any TV host ever surprise AlFranken, Bill Maher or Arianna Huffington with a call by the wife of someonethey've made nasty remarks about? How about a call to John Edwards from the wifeof a doctor he bankrupted with his junk-science lawsuits?"Is anyone feeling s...

Dems Pushing 'Fairness Doctrine' And Making a Huge Mistake
2007-06-28 14:50:00
John Kerry, among other democrats, is attempting to revive a law that was suspended (but left on the books, unfortunately) in 1987 which would require equal time for opposing viewpoints on radio and television. In a report by WND, Kerry is quoted as saying..."These are the people that wiped out ? one of the most profound changes in thebalance of the media is when the conservatives got rid of the equal timerequirements and the result is that they have been able to squeeze down andsqueeze out opinion of opposing views and I think its been a very importanttransition in the imbalance of our public eye," What Kerry isn't telling you is that the FCC provision was suspended with the support of a Democrat-controlled Congress. He's also omitting the fact that the reason the provision was enacted in the first place was because there were, at the time, only three media networks from which a person could get information. Obviously, times have changed, and the average person has numerous so...
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Blair Wasn't Bush's 'Poodle'...He's "Much More Kind of Lofty"
2007-06-27 15:07:00
I love it when I don't have to work to make a joke about the Chimperor! Here's some of what Bush had to say about outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair ..."I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle," the president said of Blair,who has been heavily criticised in Britain for his decision to stand by theUnited States first in its invasionof Iraq in 2003, and later in its refusal to criticise Israel for itsbombing of Lebanon last summer."He's bigger than that. This is justbackground noise, a distraction from big things. This kind of thing is justsilly ridicule and that's how I treat it."Okay, so Blair is bigger than a poodle? I'm just saying, lol. It gets better, though..."Tony's great skill, and I wish I had it, is that he's very articulate. Iwish I was a better speaker. This guy (Blair) can really ... he can talk," Bushsaid."He's given some really good speeches here on US soil. He's a verygood writer, obviously, and he's a very good speaker too."The presidentacknowledged,...
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Harry Potter Nonsense
2007-06-27 15:01:00
Apparently, the folks over at WingNutDaily have found yet another reason for the impending downfall of civilization...Harry Potter . Referring to another fundie author, WND says..."But, contends author Steve Wohlberg, what many people don't know is thatwhen Harry Potter and his Firebolt whoosh off the shelf, he's not alone. Avictory for Harry Potter means a victory for Wicca, a religion that practicesvarious forms of witchcraft."Because so many kids (and adults who are fans of the series) have embraced witchcraft since the first installment of the story, right? Wohlberg offers this in the way of supporting that assertion..."Wohlberg's new book "Exposing Harry Potter and Witchcraft: The MenaceBeneath the Magic," asserts that "Harry Potter" purchases are often accompaniedat the sales counter with materials on Wicca. Increasing numbers of youngreaders also frequent Wicca websites, cast "Love and Money Spells," and practice "white magic."My question, as always...where's your proof, M...
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AFA Responds To Snopes.com
2007-06-26 16:26:00
**Warning...this post will be much more sarcastic than usual, LOL!The American Family Association has posted a response to an article by Snopes .com, a site that debunks urban legends and general stupidity. The subject...hate crimes legislation and how it will virtually end civilization as we know it. The AFA states..."American Family Association remains steadfast in our claim that if thisbill passes, we are confident that liberal judges will rush to make it a federalcrime to publicly criticize the homosexual lifestyle."Well, that makes sense, right? After all, the hate crimes legislation that is already in place makes it a federal crime to use a racial slur in public, right? Absolute nonsense! It gets better, though..."Can?t happen, you say? In Canada, one cannot legally criticizehomosexuality in public. Because of a ?hate crimes? law that includes sexualorientation, even the quoting of Scriptures that condemn homosexuality can beillegal.Because of ?hate crimes? legislation in...

Tuesday's This and That
2007-06-26 14:30:00
**Paris is out of prison, and is claiming to have found God. I suppose among the many things a person could find while in prison, God is better than others, lol, but I'm not buying this...despite what Barbara Walters says. Paris got scared, and I imagine this newfound redemption may last for a week or two...we'll see.**In case you haven't heard about it, two gay New Jersey students had their yearbook photo removed because it showed them kissing. There's been a whole bunch of hoopla over the entire censorship issue, but what I find most fascinating is that this morning, on WingNutDaily, there is a link where readers can "see the kiss." If you follow the link, you'll have to scroll down the page to find the "Photonetdaily" reference. Funny that such a bunch of homophobes would give such a link.**That ridiculous 54 million dollar lawsuit filed over a pair of missing pants from a dry cleaner's was thrown out of court yesterday. I'm still laughing over what the presiding judge had...
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Bush's Supreme Court Rules And Consequently Violates The First Amendment
2007-06-25 19:49:00
A group by the name of "Freedom From Religion Foundation," has lost its suit against the various taxpayer funded, faith-based initiatives that the Chimperor has imposed upon us since he took office. According to the Associated Press...The Supreme Court ruled Monday that ordinary taxpayers cannot challenge aWhite House initiative that helps religious charities get a share of federalmoney.The 5-4 decision blocks a lawsuit by a group of atheists andagnostics against eight Bush administration officials including the head of theWhite House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives.The taxpayers' group, the Freedom From Religion Foundation Inc.,objected to government conferences in which administration officials encouragereligious charities to apply for federal grants.Let's just start with a little history lesson, shall we? The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution covers free speech, but one other thing it covers is the establishment of a single religion. That said, Bush's...
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Dear those who chastise gay existences:
2007-06-25 18:45:00
**Note: This is a repost of an excellently written letter by Jeremy Hooper of Good As You.When this writer was younger, a very important person in his life made more than a few rules and judgments that were, even looking back through adult eyes, truly unjust. Never one to hold my tongue when I feel I've been wronged or misjudged, I always challenged these unfair regulations with passionate pleas and reasoned scrutiny. More often than not, my questioning the inappropriateness of said rules would lead to one claim: That I was "defensive."In actuality, I would've had no reason to dispute the arguments brought forth, had the offensive not been so offensive. But in order for my sparring partner to forge a claim for the upper hand, the "defensive" line was dealt out freely. And you know what? It's really quite genius (if spineless). After all, if one protests such a claim, they are only said to be defensive about being defensive. It's basically a slightly more intellectual way of putt...
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Elizabeth Edwards Supports Gay Marriage
2007-06-25 17:03:00
Finally! I was so hoping that my favorite candidate would come out (pardon the pun) and publicly support gay marriage. Okay, so it was the candidate...it was his wife, but hell, it's a start. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, in its report on the Gay Pride Parade, Elizabeth Edwards said the following..."I don't know why somebody else's marriage has anything to do with me,''she said. "I'm completely comfortable with gay marriage.''Again...FINALLY...someone in the public/political arena has taken a stand and said what we've all been saying! The only thing that still bothers me is that Edwards, himself, still has issues with gay marriage..."But that position differs markedly from her husband, the former NorthCarolina Senator. Edwards said her husband, though having a '"deeply held beliefagainst any form of discrimination,'' supports gay civil unions, but does notsupport gay marriage."Elizabeth maintains that her husband is feeling conflicted because the idea of gay...
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A Little This and That...
2007-06-19 15:59:00
You know that even while on vacation I had to poke fun at a few things, right? So here we go...**Doesn't this sound like fun? Those lovable little wingnuts are having themselves a 10th anniversary cruise. Forgive me...I'm trying to contain my laughter here.http://sovereigncruises.org/wnd08/in dex.htm**I can't make this stuff up. Apparently, an Illinois woman's mare kicked a stallion to death. Why, you ask? (Again, I'm trying to contain my laughter) The stallion was making unwanted sexual advances. ABC News reports..."Ruth Kay, of Bartlett, Ill., said in court papers that a stallion namedVinny violated her mare's "personal and private space" by resting his head onthe mare's rear end, a common romantic come-on among horses.The mare, namedGabby, kicked Vinny, eventually killing him, according to a lawsuit filed lastyear by Vinny's owner, Collette Sorensen."I'm an animal lover, and I certainly do not relish the stallion's death and I do realize that such horses can be wo...
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The Terminator Will Be On Vacation Next Week
2007-06-14 21:29:00
I'll be taking next week off...unless, of course, I find myself compelled to terminate someone, lol. While I'm gone, take some time to check on these things...* Take my blog survey. You can follow the link at the top of my blog's front page, or go here. This will give me a better idea of who my readers are and where your interests lie.* Visit the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and consider donating. They help protect the rights of bloggers and, by extension, the truly free press we now enjoy since the explosion of blogging.* Help support The Term inator by either donating or simply signing my guestbook. There are several buttons there on the sidebar which will give you a chance to subscribe to this blog, rate what I've written, etc. Take a look and have some fun!* Visit some of the blogs on my blogroll. * Stop by the Human Rights Campaign's site and either donate or subscribe to some of their email publications. They've got alot to offer, and they'll help you stay ...
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General Pace Now Considered A Victim Of That Damn Homosexual Agenda
2007-06-14 20:49:00
When I first heard that Gene ral Peter Pace was retiring, I wondered how long it would take for the homosexual community to be blamed. It turns out I didn't have to wait long, because One News Now is reporting that a military watchdog group has done just that. You may remember that Gen. Pace made some comments calling homosexuality immoral, and made it clear that homosexuals shouldn't serve in the military, or, as Elaine Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness put it..."General Pace made statements that were opposed by the homosexual activistcommunity, and that issue is why the administration chose not to fight for hisreconfirmation," says Donnelly. "The administration chose to switch rather thanfight -- and in this case, I think that is mistaken."Ms. Donnelly couldn't be more wrong. Sure, the homosexual community was incensed over Gen. Pace's statements (I posted on them earlier), but let's consider the far more probable reasons for his replacement. First, while he's onl...
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FRC's Latest Marriage Hoopla
2007-06-14 15:21:00
You know, I'm not sure where to file this one because it's either a case of profound ignorance or a blatant attempt to sideline any further attempt at creating same sex marriage laws and upholding existing ones. The Family Research Council issued an alert entitled, "Taxation Without Representation," aimed at Massachusetts lawmakers and their scheduled vote today on whether to send an amendment to the voters. Here's a snippet of what the alert has to say..."On Thursday, June 14, Legislators will be voting on whether to send theamendment defining marriage as between one man and one woman to the people ofMassachusetts. This is due to the fact that VoteOnMarriage .org collected 170,000 signatures, themost ever collected in state history, in support of traditionalmarriage.""We encourage you and your friends to phone your state representatives andsenators today at (617) 722-2000. Your legislators must hear from you now.Demand your right to be represented - demand your right to vote!"Not...
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Just For Fun...A Look At The AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List
2007-06-13 19:18:00
Readers who frequent AfterEllen.com were asked to nominate women for their own list of 'hotties,' and while I won't make my own list of 100, I will pick my personal top 10. Consider this an open thread and comment away!Here's my top 10...**Celebrities, of course, lol...my real number one is another story.10. Jordana Brewster9. Melinda Clarke8. Lauren Lee Smith7. Neve Campbell6. Kate Beckinsale5. Mia Kirshner4. Sarah Shahi3. Karina Lombard2. Paula Patton1. Jennifer Beals
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A Gay Bomb?
2007-06-13 17:32:00
I picked this up from Jeremy over at Good As You, and it just puts an exclamation point on what many of the gay rights advocates have been saying about those opposed to our equality in this society. MSNBC has a video up where a supposed military plan to develop a chemical spray which would render enemy troops incapable of fighting by making them gay. You'll have to scroll down a bit to find the video listing, but it's definitely worth watching. Jeremy had this to say about the concept as a whole, and I agree 100% with him..."Homosexuality: Is there anything with which this country is more obsessed?Turning people gay, speculating about who is and who is not gay, gay marriage --Love or hate the 'moness, it's on people's minds and tongues more than justabout anything else in this world! It's just...bizarre.Perhaps what wereally need is a bomb to force gay unfriendly people to turn their attention totheir own bodies and desires, rather than focusing so damn much on that whichthe...
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Same Sex Marriages Oppress Children?
2007-06-13 16:49:00
You read that right folks. According to Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council, two people of the same sex who want to make a commitment to one another through marriage will inevitably oppress any children the couple may produce by not providing them with both a mother and a father..."Meanwhile, as homosexuals seek to claim marriage as a civil right of anycombination of people, they risk oppressing the youngest among us. One of theprimary civil rights honored by marriage is that of children to have a lovingmother and father. To deny them that benefit is not Loving at all."Where is the outrage over heterosexual couples who end up leaving children with just one parent? If the crux of this argument is to be based on the denial of civil rights to children according to the parenting situation, then where is the outrage? The answer is that Mr. Perkins is groping for an argument against that which he loathes...plain and simple.
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WND's Shapiro Misses The Point...Again
2007-06-13 16:35:00
I'm going to warn all of you, first, that this wingnut article is so unhinged that it's going to take a while to wade through it all...so bear with me, lol.Benjamin Shapiro has written a rather lengthy diatribe that starts out calling the "American left," godless..."There is a curious void in the modern American left. That void is theempty spot where God should be. The American left ? and the Democratic Party, asits political representative ? has worked tirelessly over the course of decadesto cast God from the public square, all the time disclaiming their mission byinvoking "tolerance" for all beliefs."Right off the bat, I have to say to Mr. Shapiro that there is no "mission," and our constant mention of being tolerant of all beliefs has no underlying agenda or hidden meaning. I need to point out, also, that by making this opening statement, Mr. Shapiro has positioned himself and his cohorts as the intolerant ones attempting to force their personal belief system upon everyone else...
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UPDATE: Montgomery County MD School Board Passes New Curriculum
2007-06-13 16:09:00
In a report today from the Washington Post, the Montgomery County School Board did approve the unnecessarily controversial addition to middle and high school health curriculum. The article did take a bit of a swipe at the school board..."Much of the nation is moving toward an "abstinence-only" approach to sexeducation, which emphasizes the advantages of confining sex to marriage. Butschool systems in liberal communities are heading in the opposite direction,teaching more about sexual orientation, as well as contraception and abstinence,in what is termed "comprehensive" sex education."I suppose the generally conservative staff of the Post sees the mere mention of the fact that people have varying sexual orientations is enough to earn the board the label of "liberal." Personally, I think the board acted responsibly in adopting this curriculum. Congratulations, Montgomery County...you've made a huge step in the right direction.
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Barber Can't Protect His Own Children?
2007-06-12 15:58:00
After reading his comments today, I'm beginning to wonder if Matt Barber thinks the FCC is responsible for the moral protection of his children. Referring to a ruling yesterday by the Second Circuit Court of Appeals, Barber said..."Matt Barber, Concerned Women for America?s (CWA) Policy Director forCultural Issues, said, ?With this ruling the Second Circuit has essentiallydeclared a profanity free-for-all on primetime network television, a time whenchildren are most likely to be viewing. The court ruled that it was ?arbitraryand capricious? for the FCC to restrict the ?fleeting? use ? whatever that means? of the harshest of expletives, including the F-word. The Fox TelevisionNetwork has said, and the court apparently agreed, that the FCC regulation,?serves no purpose other than to chill artistic expression in violation of theFirst Amendment.? So it now ?chills artistic expression? to place even the mostreasonable and limited of protective barriers between a four-year-old and theF-...
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'Pro-Homosexual Curriculum' Causes an Uproar in Maryland
2007-06-11 19:31:00
The Family Research Council has issued one of their infamous action alerts pertaining to the Montgomery County School Board in Maryland and their meeting scheduled for tomorrow. The subject of this particular action alert...a vote that would approve a new sex education curriculum for middle and high school students. Here's a little of what FRC had to say..."The Montgomery County (MD) Public Schools apparently remain determined tospread pro-homosexual propaganda throughout the school system--ASAP. TheMontgomery County Board of Education has scheduled a vote on the final approvalof new pro-homosexual sex education curriculum for next Tuesday, June 12. Thenew curriculum replaces one that was thrown out by a federal judge in 2005, butexhibits a number of the same grave flaws, including:Unlawful "viewpoint discrimination" which excludes all mention of theharms of homosexual behavior and the fact that most Americans disapprove ofit;Omission of important data concerning the health risks...
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Friday's This and That
2007-06-08 18:21:00
Consider this an open thread and add your thoughts...* Bush was confined to his hotel room due to a stomach illness according to an AP report . Maybe he didn't want to continue the family tradition of vomiting then passing out in front of foreign leaders, but at least German Chancellor Merkel won't have to worry about being groped...for today, that is, lol.* Tony Perkins from the Family Research Council has come up with another reason to be against same sex marriage, and you won't believe it. It seems Tony is all upset about homosexual partners sharing a common, married name..."Now, state leaders are hoping to elevate the status of these relationshipsby making it easier to "appear" married. As Assemblyman Van Tran (R) toldreporters, "Name change is a big, symbolic, important step for marrying a manand a woman... It's one of the longest held traditions for the woman to take thename of her husband's family... I just don't see any hard, compelling reason tochange that." Liberal a...
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Scarborough Said Something Stupid...Nothing More
2007-06-08 15:48:00
Joe Scarborough 's stupid remark about Fred Thompson's wife working a "pole" has become the topic of discussion over at CWA. According to Wendy Wright...?Joe Scarborough?s banter reduces an accomplished and respectable woman toa ?bimbo? and reflects attempts to mainstream porn into every day culture.Pornography shapes people?s view of women ? and not just the women in thepictures ? as objects to be used for sexual pleasure. The proliferation ofpornography and strip clubs does have an effect. It results in men viewing womenas sexual objects instead of capable and intelligent human beings. Mainstreamculture, from TV to clothes, has become saturated not with flirtatious sex, butcrass, debasing, dehumanizing porn that encourages judging women by pornstandards.??Scarborough?s comments reflect and reinforce the normalizationof porn. Scarborough owes Mrs. Thompson an apology.?Wendy's right...Mr. Scarborough said something really, really stupid, and if I were Fred Thompson, I'd want a pr...
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Pharmacist's Refusing To Do Their Jobs?
2007-06-08 15:38:00
A young woman, facing the very real possibility that she might have become pregnant following her previous night's activity, goes to her pharmacy to get the morning after pill. She didn't intend to get pregnant, and doesn't want to have to face the decision about abortion later, so she thinks she's doing the responsible thing, by preventing this possible pregnancy. Little does she know that the pharmacist has his/her own moral objection to the idea of the morning after pill (MAP), and refuses to make it available. Would that outrage you? It outrages me too, but not the Concerned Women for America. Wendy Wright, who seems to be on a roll today, had this to say about proposed legislation which would fine pharmacists who refuse to make the MAP available...?Pharmacists are professionals, not vending machines. The FDA hasbeen known to make mistakes in approving drugs, and doctors have made mistakesin prescribing. Pharmacists provide a line of defense to ensure that patients?lives and...
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So...Gumbel Can't Express His Opinion?
2007-06-08 15:30:00
I just love it when fundies get all upset about having one of their own spoken to in a derogatory manner, and I can't believe this story is still around. Back in June of 2000, Bryant Gumbel referred to fundie maniac Robert Knight , who now heads the Media Research Council, as a "fucking idiot." Granted, Gumbel brought some of this on himself when he bragged about the comment while filling in on the Regis and Kelly Show yesterday, but I am just amazed at the double standard..."Concerning Mr. Gumbel's recent remarks, MRC President Brent Bozellcommented: "Bryant Gumbel is a crude, left-wing reporter who has now confirmedwhat we documented and CBS denied for seven years-CBS claimed 'it is unclearwhat the comment was'-and for which Mr. Gumbel refused to apologize. Mr.Gumbel's words and lack of decency and decorum, then and now and as confirmed onthe broadcast today, show that he is grossly biased and sees absolutely nothingwrong in smearing people he disagrees with politically as ...
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Westboro's Shirley Phelps Roper Gets Arrested
2007-06-07 16:40:00
I was wondering how long it would take for something like this to happen. Since the members of Westboro Baptist, especially Shirley (daughter of church leader Fred Phelps), almost always involve their children in the various protests they conduct, it was only a matter of time..."Shirley Phelps-Rope r, 49, of Topeka, Kan., was arrested on suspicion ofcontributing to the delinquency of a minor."I think "suspicion" is putting it mildly, but here's what her son was seen doing during a protest in Nebraska..."Phelps-Roper acknowledged that she allowed her 10-year-old son, Jonah, tostand on the flag ? an action that she says is protected by the U.S.Constitution."Honestly, she's right...that action, I believe, does fall under the free speech allowances of the Constitution, but does anyone really think a 10 year old child needs to be involved in such demonstrations? It's one thing for an adult to stomp on the U.S. flag in protest, but to involve a child in such behavior (and this is just...
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Are Your Remote Controls Broken?
2007-06-07 15:15:00
I suppose there's been a conspiracy surrounding the television remote controls of all WingNuts...they're suddenly not functioning! Quick...someone alert the conspiracy police and stop the madness! What? You mean there's nothing wrong with their remote controls at all? Well, to read this morning's article, you'd think that the liberals of the world had snuck in and disabled them..."A new decision from a federal appeals court in New York has tossed out arule by the Federal Communications Commission that cracked downon "fleeting expletives" on television airwaves, and a media monitor says it'sanother setback in the battle for clean entertainment."Vulgarity hasliterally exploded," Robert Peters, chief of Morality in Media, told WND."Perhaps it's not the remote controls that are the problem...perhaps it's those sneaking liberals coming in and holding guns to the heads of innocent fundies, forcing them to watch programs they don't find appropriate because of those damn "fleeting ...
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Wednesday's This and That...
2007-06-06 16:21:00
Feel free to add to this and give me your thoughts.* The G-8 summit is beginning today in Germany, and aside from the usual protests, I sincerely hope the Chimperor keeps his hands to himself this time. You'll remember the less than appropriate and impromptu backrub he gave to the German Chancellor at an earlier G-8 meeting...hopefully Chancellor Merkel has brought extra security this time, LOL.* I suppose I should give CWA some credit for allowing a woman to write this very brief account of the NH Civil Unions Bill, rather than letting Matt Barber hog all the press as usual, lol, but what Heather Hogue wrote was rather weak. Her headline suggests that the NH bill, "targets marriage," but she makes no attempt to show how, exactly, the bill compromises any heterosexual marriages...a problem most fundies have when they try to attack these civil union and same sex marriage laws.* The American Family Association is all upset about commercials being run by Hardee's and Carl's Jr. Sinc...
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Another Day...Another Dose of Matt Barber Ridiculousness
2007-06-06 15:42:00
I have run across a few truly pitiful arguments, but this one from Matt Barber of Concerned Women For America is by far one of the worst. In addressing the eHarmony lawsuit, Barber opens with the following..."Luigi is living the American dream. He?s finally saved up enough money tocome to America ? the land of freedom and opportunity ? to pursue his lifelonggoal of owning and operating his own pizzeria. Based on his grandmother?s oldfamily recipe, his pizza pie quickly becomes known as the best in town.Bruce is hungry. As he strolls down the boulevard, he decides he?s got ataste for Chinese food. Bruce walks past three Chinese restaurants and goes intoLuigi?s. Bruce has seen too many episodes of The Sopranos, so he doesn?t like Italians.?I?ll have an order of Egg Foo Yung,? Bruce says to Luigi. ?Egg Foo who?? Luigireplies. Bruce promptly sues Luigi for unspecified damages, seeking aninjunction to force him to add Egg Foo Yung to his menu."Um...what the hell is Matt talking about her...
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Call It What You Want...Edwards Is Telling The Truth
2007-06-06 15:33:00
WingNut writer, Benjamin Shapiro, has written a rather wordy condemnation of John Edward s and the comments he made during Sunday night's debate. Shapiro referred to Edwards, in the text of his headline, as a, "slimy demagogue," and tries to solidify his position by addressing the comments Edwards made concerning the war in Iraq..."But it was John Edwards, outflanking Obama, who provided the mostmemorable moment of the evening, summing up nearly six years of liberal thoughtwith a single paragraph:"[W]hat this global war on terror bumper sticker ?political slogan, that's all it is, it's all it's ever been ? was intended to dowas for George Bush to use it to justify everything he does: the ongoing war inIraq, Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib, spying on Americans, torture. None of those thingsare OK. They are not the United States of America."Call Edwards what you like, but he was the only one who had the temerity to speak the truth on the subject of Bush's war and the atrocities that have ...
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Family Research Council Chimes In On NH Civil Unions
2007-06-05 16:23:00
I suppose that Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council has decided that if he and his organization continue to insist that homosexuality is a choice and ignore all evidence to the contrary, he'll wake up one day and find that his fight against civil rights for LGBT individuals has succeeded. Fortunately for the residents of New Hampshire, Mr. Perkins' disillusioned ideas haven't gotten a foothold...something that has Tony confused about the civil rights aspect of this newly signed law..."Homosexuals have experienced disapproval, but they have not enduredcenturies of violence, abuse, segregation, and slavery. Unlike ethnicity,homosexual behavior is a choice. A person can choose to either participate inhomosexual behavior or not to participate. An African-American cannot choose toparticipate in having black skin; they are born with it. Lynch's suggestion thathomosexuals who want to marry are oppressed or victims of discrimination issimply outrageous. No person is being denied...
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