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Sub-Marine Warfare
2007-06-14 16:29:00
Some kids, oh say about 12-13, are sitting on the porch talking about the new baby in the neighborhood. They asked me if I had seen it and what I thought it looked like."Well," I say, "to me all newborns look like Winston Churchill." I am met with blank stares. Now think of it,-- newbies are mostly bald, and round and wrinkled -- you know, like WC, except newbies don't have the stogie hanging off their lips as they stare down the Luftwaffe. Obviously, the 12-13ers did not get the joke."Like what?" says one.I ask them if they know who Churchill was:"Oooh, oooh, oooh, wait," says one, "Yes I think I know this one...He's the voice of Mermaid Man on Spongebob, right?"How, I wonder, could any soul confuse Winston Churchill with the great American Oscar winning actor, Ernest Borgnine (think fast who plays Mermaid Man's sidekick on Spongebob -- hint -- think McHale's Navy [yes a Borgnine TV show] and who played McHales's sidekick?)."Churchill", I say, "you know the 'We shall fi...
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Courtresy of Real Estate Humor
2007-06-13 23:09:00
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate agent who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a real estate agent!"The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a real estate agent!"
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