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Here's what the Crooks really Destroyed!
2009-08-23 19:05:00 Because of its destruction, the 647th Precinct had to be temporary put out of commission until it is restored. The C.O.P.S. team relocate to an old historical apartment building formally the 646th Precinct from 1890 to 1951. This is the home of Bulletproof?s Home Gym of Justice, a spacious apartment home located on the top floor of the 4 story rectangular, red-bricked, well-maintenance building once used by the Empire City Police Department as their main headquarters before relocating to the more familiar 647th Precinct building that?s about to experience a restoration like no other.The Home Gym of Justice is appropriately named because it serve as Bulletproof?s home turf made up of only 5 cream-colored rooms with either carpeted or wooden flooring depending upon what kind of room it is. The rooms are made up of the bathroom, the kitchen, the bedroom, the large living room which serves as a home gym, and the office den where Bulletproof works on solving crimes, managing his home and... More About: Police Station , Crooks , Berserko , Big Boss
UW Geological Museum Opens Tuesday
2009-08-23 01:00:00 From Keep Laramie Dinosaurs-- Aug. 22, 2009 --The University of Wyoming Geological Museum will be open on a part time basis beginning Tuesday , Aug. 25. The museum hours will be 1-4 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays and from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays during the 2009-0 academic year. It will be closed Mondays. The museum is able to open because the UW Foundation provided funding for a part-time security guard to ensure the safety of the collection. UW President Tom Buchanan has thanked the Foundation for its support in securing funding to make the collections accessible for public viewing. The museum closed June 30 as one of a series of steps taken to meet an $18.3 million state budget cut that took effect July 1.At least it'll be better than having it close to the public all day-- but it's not enough! Please do whatever you can to raise enough money to have the museum open to the public FULL TIME!
...or is she?
2009-08-22 03:46:00 About an hour later, Dr. BadVibes, Berserko, Turbo Tu-Tone, Rock Krusher, Buttons McBoomBoom, Nightshade, and Squeeky Kleen came back, dressed from top to bottom with the most intimidating attire Big Boss has ever seen. The boss is impressed.Big Boss: ?Great job on makin? all those get-ups, boys.?Berserko: ?Gee thanks, Uncle Big Boss. I knew you?ll like ?em?Big Boss: ?(mahh) But there?s only one thing wrong with them.?Krusher: ?Yeah? What?s that??Big Boss: ?(mahh) Why are there price tags hangin? from the sleaves of your gangsta suits??Squeeky: ?Sorry, Big Boss but the sewing machine broke down and I have make due with these Roaring Twenties costumes we stole from Show Stop Costumes.Big Boss: ?Why didn?t you fix it??Squeeky: ?I didn?t have time. You gave us one hour to make all this stuff, remember??Big Boss: ?Yeah I did, didn?t I? (mahh) And I also remember the time I took you and??Squeeky: ?Gasp!?Big Boss: ?..shake yer hand for a job well done (mahh). A good ol? delinquent knows w... More About: Jewel , Instruments , Arts
A Fallen Companion...
2009-08-21 17:53:00 The 647th precinct suffered extensive damage. The cost of the damage is estimated to $90,000. So many police officers were forced to evacuate the building. Some were treated for injuries after being pelted by falling debris as they rushed out of the precinct as fast as they can. All of them survived?. except one. One COP lays battered on the floor. One COP whom his partner bolted towards the office door in a desperate attempt to save her. But, by the time he grabbed the doorknob to open the office door? ?SMASH!!? goes the wrecking ball ?and it was all over. Slowly Bulletproof opened the door and saw the horror: Stunned and speechless at first, he stooped down to look at the carnage. He slowly took hold of the battered badge, the cracked, split pillar, the strings, the broken neck, bent and scattered mechanisms, the shattered soundboard?Bulletproof: ?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!? *slumps down to the floor and starts sobbing*And that?s how the team found him crying over what the... More About: Fallen , Companion
Assault on the precinct!
2009-08-21 04:34:00 Continues from last post?. ?. gasps loudly when he sees a large wrecking ball machine coming right at them. Operating the machine is Big Boss ? personal handyman Louie The Plumber. Flanking him is Hyena, the long haired practical joker and Rock Krusher, one of Big Boss? closest henchmen? all 3 crooks bent on demolishing the precinct with the C.O.P.S. inside! Reason: the 3 crooks heard a rumor that their crime boss is in custody inside the precinct! Louie the Plumber: *shouting through a megaphone* ?ATTENTION, ALL FLATFOOTS! LISTEN UP AND LISTEN WELL! WE?VE JUST GOT WORD FROM THE GRAPEVINE THAT THE BIG BOSS IS STUCK IN A CAN SOMEWHERE IN THIS HERE BUILDING AND WE FOR ONE ARE DETERMINE TO WRECK THIS PLACE TO FIND HIM!!? Hyena: *grabs the megaphone* ?HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AND WE?LL DO IT, TOO UNLESS YOU SPRING ?EM OUT LIKE A BUNNY RABBIT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!? Sundown: ?Big Boss? Stuck in a can? Here!??Long Arm: ?But we haven?t arrested him, yet?? Krusher: *catches the megapho... More About: Crime , Assault , Berserko
Bulletproof shows Whitney his beautiful harp, LadyHarp.
2009-08-20 20:00:00 Bulletproof: ?Whitney Morgan, this is LadyHarp . My own personal harp.? Whitney: *feeling enthralled by the instrument* ?She?s beautiful!? Bulletproof: ?Very unique isn?t she?? Whitney walks over for a closer look. Whitney: ?Why yes. And look! She has a C.O.P.S. badge decorated on her.? Bulletproof: ?This harp is custom made to bore the badge proudly. My musical partner will serve the C.O.P.S. unit as our official mascot, making music through my hands while I?m not fighting crime in a future time.? Whitney: ?Where in the world did you get this one-of-a-kind harp?? Bulletproof: ?I purchased her from Empire Harps, a excellent harp outlet best known for selling the world?s most elegant and gorgeously sounded harps. I?m taking harp lessons over there right now. Soon, I?ll play just as good as anybody who can skillfully play this wonderful instrument.? Beamer: ?So this is the harp Ms. Morgan talked about. I heard it makes a beautiful sound.? Bulletproof: ?Precisely, Beamer. As a... More About: Instruments , Bulletproof , Arts , Beautiful
Another bust made and the surprise that followed
2009-08-20 04:35:00 Bulletproof: ?I think I know what Hardtop?s plan is. Scatter! Give Hardtop room!!?And scatter they did!Turbo: ?Now what in the world is that COP doin? in that big jalopy of his??Berserko: ?Is he gonna use it to climb up here??Turbo: ?If he is, he?s crazy. *shouting down to the C.O.P.S.* Hey, you Coppers! You?re stupid in trying to climb this thing! Your black, whites, n? blues can?t climb up this old tower worth a darn hoot!!But that?s not what Hardtop have in mind. Inside the Ironsides, Hardtop gets into position.Hardtop: ?Let?s see how long will this ?tree? stand after I chop it down!?Putting pedal to the medal, Hardtop, going in at over 200 MPH, in his Ironsides, charge at full speed ? and ram right though the building?s foundation.Turbo and Berserko: *stumbling* ?Whoooaaaa!!?Berserko: ?That?s not climbing up!?Turbo: ?No, but I got a bad feeling this is the only way for him to get us down!?Turning around, Hardtop tries again and ram through the foundation, repeating the process a... More About: Bust , Made
A Harrowing Standoff
2009-08-19 22:50:00 Soon as they?re ready to take on the C.O.P.S. below, Bullseye arrives in his Air Raid Copter to take them head on.Bullseye: ?There they are! Two bogeys right within my range!?Berserko: *spotting Bullseye in his Air raid copter* ?Uh oh! Don?t look now, Turbo! We got a flyin' COP hoverin? in our faces!?Turbo: ?It?s Bullseye!! I?ll ground him and that whirly bird of his in a matter of minutes!?Bullseye: *turning on the speaker* ?Freeze! I?m a COP and you?re under arrest!!?Berserko: ?That?s what you think copper!?Turbo aims.Turbo: ?I?ll blow this big turkey right out of the sky!!!?Bullseye: *seeing Turbo aiming his guns* ?Uh Oh! Better dodge before??Too Late! Turbo pulls the trigger and blasts out an array of bullets that took out the Air Raid?s chopper blades in no time at all.Bullseye: ?EEEYOOOWW!! Looks like I'm outta here!?Instantly, with a press of a button, Bullseye ejects from the Air Raid copter. Within seconds, the copter crashed in the middle of the road and burst into flame...
The investigation and the chase that followed.
2009-08-19 21:53:00 Whitney and Beamer arrived at the Mall and went inside to find LongArm and Highway querying some people who have witnessed the incident.Citizen 1: ?There were two of them, see? One of them had short yellow hair, orange tank-top and a blue jacket, the other had some type of large handlebar-shaped mustache on his face, a small beard, large shades, and bulgy pants.?Citizen 2: ?Both had 2 large guns each. We were ordered not to move a muscle until after they leave or else we?ll get blasted. They were holding large bags and stuffing it with the entire display of jewels. Then they took off and left the building. That?s when we had to go and call in you guys.?Citizen 3: ?Those jewels are worth 1 billion dollars. They belong to the Maharajah of India. If he doesn?t have them back soon, there?s going to be international turmoil like you wouldn?t believe. You gotta get those jewels back!?LongArm: ?Don?t worry, sir. We?ll cuff those crooks in no time at all.?Highway: ?Looks like Berserko and T... More About: Investigation , Chase
The Case of the Big City Rescue
2009-08-19 17:44:00 The Case of the Big City Rescue C.O.P.S. File #470470A huge attack on the 647th precinct was made after the Crooks heard a rumor that the Big Boss was arrested and taken into custody. The rumor was false as it was set up by the Big Boss himself who did it to seek revenge on the C.O.P.S. team for thwarting another criminal heist. When the smoke cleared and the Crooks got away, a tragic scene was left behind? and a musical mascot finding herself deep within the clutches of a band of crooks straight out of the Prohibition era! Here?s how the caper came down.Whitney Morgan: ?Good Morning, everyone! Whitney Morgan here, giving you the latest scoop on what?s happening in Empire City???..where right at this moment, I?m standing in front of the famous 647th Precinct....where everyday, inside this special building, these brave men and women, who made up the C.O.P.S. team, loyally serve this great city of ours. As always, they are proud and dedicated in their duty to keep the streets of Empire...
The Sinister Six
2009-08-19 04:40:00 How do young earth creationists fit dinosaurs in their dogma? Simple. They do what I call The Sinister Six (updated from here). The following is the only way they can fit dinosaurs into their dogma: The Sinister Six 1. Fabricate dragon and monster legends and distort animals, real and mythical, depicted in ancient art and literature (i.e. The dragon sections in Paul Taylor's The Great Dinosaur Mystery and the Bible, Bill Coopers' After the Flood, and the alleged "stegosaurus" carving found in the ruins of an ancient temple.) 2. Mis-identify whale and shark carcasses on purpose (i.e. Beak whales and basking sharks creationists deliberately mistaken as dead plesiosaurs) 3. Forged dinosaurs into caricatures of dragons and vice versa (i.e. Baryonyx as illustrated on page 29 in Ken Ham's The Great Dinosaur Mystery Solved, Buddy Davis' When Dragon's Hearts Were Good and Duane Gish's Dinosaurs by Design on page 81.) 4. Borrow extensively from science fiction literature ...
Parents, Teachers, Talk to your children!
2009-08-19 04:34:00 There is a strong dire need for all parents and teachers to talk to their children about what Ham and his crackhouse does to everyone's minds and how will they brainwash them into following their dogma that will delude them into never telling dinosaur from dragon, shun out historical facts that speak of atrocities committed even by Christians themselves before Darwin has ever learned how to write let alone was ever born, and calling lie, "truth" and truth, "lie." Not saying anything about it will increase their vulnerability towards this kind of dangerous dogma. I refuse to marry and have children because I would be a bad mother, a bad wife, and land in situations I would not like being in if I do choose to do these things. But I feel for families everywhere nonetheless who will have to deal with this kind of thing every time they go to church, every time they watch TV, every time they travel down the road, and every time they surf the web. Punch up words like "dinosaur," "dating ... More About: Christianity , Children , Talk , Parents , Teachers
Sarah Palin's Dino Idiocy
2009-08-19 03:20:00 I don't like Sarah Palin one bit. Remember when she ran for Vice President? If she did become Vice President, then knowledge and intellect on dinosaurs is doomed to fail if she has her own way. Look at what Sarah Palin stupidly said about dinosaurs a few years ago, "God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats." She's nuts! Proof that she knows completely nothing of dinosaurs! How are dinosaurs "lizards of Satan" when they are completely everything but that? Didn't God created all things, including dinosaurs, to be "very good?" If so, then how are dinosaurs "ultimately flawed creatures?" Where did she ever get such bogus, untruthful, idiotic claims from other than her head? It's unbelievable to know that she advocates creationism and all the stupid lies therein. If she and McCain really ... More About: United States , Government , Alaska
Links for 2008-12-10 [Digg]
2008-12-11 07:00:00 Stupid Dinosaur Lies They're No Biblical Behemoths! This blog is created to expose the lies, deceit, and hypocrisy of young earth creationism and their false beliefs on dinosaurs and debunks them in an unbiased way and also pays homage to the late 80s’ animated TV series C.O.P.S. too. More About: Links , Digg , 2008
Links for 2008-12-02 [Digg]
2008-12-03 07:00:00 Snowball the Dancing Parrot! Here's a parrot dancing to Christmas Music! More About: Links , Digg , 2008
Links for 2008-11-17 [Digg]
2008-11-18 07:00:00 A Dinosaur Extinction Theory-- Comic Style From Bizarro Comics More About: Links , Digg , 2008
A Few Blog Updates and What?s coming up on Wednesday
2008-10-26 20:30:00 Fixed more broken links and a missing post while making more improvements on my blog. Revised Part One of Jesus Dinosaurs and More Drivels. And just out on YouTube is the preview of Jurassic Fight Club’s season finale– Armageddon! Don’t miss it! More About: Blog , Updates , Wednesday
Byet Servers Have Shut Me Down!
2008-10-25 20:23:00 My big apologise to you all for downtime again. My byet server shut down my blog and I have to relocate my blog back to blogetery.com which I regret leaving. In a way it’s a good thing because that way I can access the Broken Links Checker wordpress plugin that shows me which link need ... More About: Servers , Shut
Ready!
2008-10-21 08:25:00 As far as I know, I?m all set. My blog is built and ready to go. There?s a great WordPress plugin called Broken Link Checker which I downloaded and installed on my blog. I used it to correct every broken link I had in all my posts. I put in all my favorite javascripts and ... More About: Website , Blog Carnival , Ready
I Hate WordPress!
2008-10-20 08:16:00 Well no, not really. It?s just that it?s very difficult to find an excellent WordPress server that allows people to do javascripts, upload plugins, themes, and other files worth sharing to the world. That?s the reason why my site is mostly down for the past few days. My apologies to all of you. I?ve decided ... More About: Wordpress , Hate
George and Ping Pong (Update)
2008-10-13 21:10:00 This morning before I went bowling with a mental health group, I look into the nest box and saw 3 eggs. Ping Pong has laid 3 eggs. She’ll have a good clutch by the time she laid all the eggs she has. Then she’ll have to incubate them for up to 18 days until ... More About: Update , George , Ping Pong
George and Ping Pong
2008-10-11 19:30:00 Many blogs out there show no shame in posting their favorite pets online for everyone to see. Gumbythecat, The Lippard blog, and Grrlscientist is just of few of the great multitudes of blogs that post stories about their favorite pets and update their readers on how their pets are doing. And LOLcats is certainly one ... More About: Pong , George , Ping Pong , Ping
Dinosaur Tracking
2008-10-11 01:57:00 Just out on the Smithsonian Institute website. This is Dinosaur Tracking , blog all about dinosaurs and nothing else. Many interesting articles are found there including an article about Albertonykus written and contributed by Brian Switek of Laelaps who wrote about this small dinosaur with stubby one fingered arms it probably used to scrape open tree ...
AiG?s Nine No-Good Reasons To Why Christians Must Bow To Their Dogma
2008-10-10 08:12:00 This is not dinosaur related but, worth noting. Answers in Genesis creationists in this article gives out about 9 reasons why should Christians reject the adhoc phrase “millions of years” and conform to their young earth dogmatic ways while ignoring empirical evidence which says there’s truth to the adhoc phrase. Written by Terry Mortenson for Ham’s updated Answers Book, these 9 no-good reasons are really no reasons at all. They’re just empty excuses made up to explain why Christians is to bow to their ways and be ignorant of the truth surrounding it and make them deal with controversies that’s really non-existent. To start off the article Terry writes, “There is an intensifying controversy in the church all over the world regarding the age of the earth. For the first 18 centuries of church history, the almost universal belief of Christians was that God created the world in six literal days roughly 4,000 years before Christ and destroyed the... More About: Reasons , Good , Dogma , No Good
Two Dinosaur Shows, One latest report, Same theme
2008-10-09 06:40:00 It seems all three forms of media are connected with one theme: fossil remains of arctic dinosaurs unearthed from the arctic regions of Alaska in Tuesday night’s episode of Nova on PBS to the regions of Alberta, Canada to tonight’s episode of Jurassic Fight Club. In both locations paleontologists have unearthed fossil remains of dinosaurs that lived 70 million years ago in an surprising cold arctic region a cold-blooded reptile won’t live in but a warm-blooded dinosaur will. One of the arctic dinosaurs unearthed is a horned dinosaur known as Pachyrhinosaurus, the “thick nosed lizard” famous for having bony bosses on their nose that some scientist believe to have served as a base for a large horn made of keratin. A large herd made up of a new species of Pachyrhinosaurus was unveiled after 25 years of excavation and research. Called P. Lakustai, this dinosaur is discovered to have horns sprouted among juvenille forms before being reduced to thick bony bo... More About: Report , Theme , Dinosaurs
Jesus, Dinosaurs, and More Drivels Part 2
2008-10-08 21:59:00 [BPSDB] The section “Dinosaurs and the Bible?” is where we’ll begin. The webmaster claims there are over 20 links on dinosaurs and the bible, but I only counted 17. The first link is of course deals with Behemoth being a sauropod dinosaur while engrossing in ignorance of the dinosaur’s lack of a naval and its ... More About: Science , Jesus , Evolution , Hypocrisy , Creationism
Boneyard#24 now out!
2008-10-08 17:30:00 The 24th edition of The Boneyard Carnival is now out at The Other 95%. Coming soon on November 4th, Boneyard #25 will be hosted by yours truly. Stay tuned.
Introducing, The Big Dinosaur Lie!
2008-10-04 23:48:00 Ta-Da!!!! This is my new version of The Great Dinosaur Mystery and the Big Lie, renamed The Big Dinosaur Lie and featuring a brand new address everyone can easily remember! Go update your bookmarks (Ctrl+D) with, http://bigdinosaurlie.co.cc ‘cuz this is the actual web address I will be using for this site from now on!
Changes Coming Soon!
2008-10-04 07:04:00 UPDATE: I’m still chugging along even though it’s extremely frustrating…. If what I’m doing works out, expect changes to take place!
Changes in hosting the Boneyard carnival
More articles from this author:2008-09-30 18:05:00 Remember the last post I made that I’ll be hosting Boneyard #24 next week? I hate to say it, but there will be no Boneyard carnival held here for right now. There has been a mistake. Brian Switek of Laelaps have just inform me that he totally forgot that The other 95% blog will ... More About: Hosting , Carnival 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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