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The First CCS Commentary Contest!
2008-04-29 14:00:00 Stealing a page from my good friend Diesel's book, I'm going to do occasional "Commentary Contest s" here on CCS. It's like a caption contest, but it's just basically seeing who can come up with the best, most snarkiest commentary on a particular church sign. These won't be weekly contests like Diesel's, just every so often when the whim strikes me. Mostly, they'll happen whenever I find a sign that people will have a field day with. This week is the first!!Here are the rules:- leave your commentary in the comments section- leave as many different commentaries as you like- Have all comments in by Thursday at midnight CST.- Next Monday, I will post the top ten (or less) entries here on the blog. Voting again ends Thursday at midnight.- The person with the most votes wins a signed copy of the Crummy Church Sign Volume 1 book.The shorter the comment, the sweeter. Long, theological diatribes probably won't get chosen. Short, snarky, and clever will get the job done.OK, ...
Step One: Dismantle Church Sign
2008-04-28 15:47:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.----------------------------------- ----------------"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"submitted by Glacial SpainOr just stay home and watch church on TV.-------------------------------------- -------------"Pick a hand. Any hand."submitted by Glacial Spain...as you can see, there's nothing hidden in my vestments....---------------------------- -----------------------Thanks to everyone who voted and helped me win my third caption contest. You can see the award in the sidebar to the right.I have a lot of crumminess this week, and tons with pictures (Thanks, everybody!!). And I might have a special surprise tomorrow...stay tuned!!---------------... More About: Church , Sign , Step
So they work all the time?
2008-04-25 16:08:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.------------------------------------- ----------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.---------------------------------- --------------------"Loyalty is one thing leaders canno't do without."submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.A sign that truly inspires confidence in the leadership. Sometimes I canno't believe these signs....-------------------------------- --------------------------"To walk on water, you must first get out of the boat."submitted by frequent contributor Aubree R.Depends which boat. ----------------------------------------- ----------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Time , Work , The Time
So are church signs messages:
2008-04-24 14:00:00 submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.------------------------------------- ---------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:Christ: Is He in you?!?----------------------------------- ----------"God's Transfer of AuthorityDr. Nasir SiddikiMay 2-4"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Nice of God to let us know about that.(Jennifer also passes along this website related to the event. Heck, now that I know an eagle is involved, I'm there!)---------------------------------- ---------"God made you. God claimed you. You are special."submitted by frequent contributor Jamie D.Rev. Stuart Smalley, preacher.-------------------------------- ---------Don't forget to vote, vote, vote!!----------------------------------- ------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Church , Signs , Messages
Artificial Intelligence:
2008-04-23 13:45:00 submitted by frequent contributor Steve S.So you're saying it's my humility that makes me so genuine? Why, I couldn't possibly accept such an accolade. There are so many people more deserving of such praise, and you choose to recognize lil' ol' me?!? Why, I am so honored, but never in a million years did I imagine...------------------------------- ----------submitted by frequent contributor Steve S.And for some reason, Charlie Sheen is on top.------------------------------------- ----We'll wrap up today with what has been an increasingly popular submission. Signs that aren't church signs, but signs for other businesses that seek to purport (extort?) their Christian "virtue":submitted by Ron G.A sale on piercings for Easter? Ballsy!---------------------------------- -----------submitted AND reviewed by QuillyFinally a church I can sink my teeth into!------------------------------------ -----------submitted by new contributor Bob A.God is awesome...but not as awesome as our n... More About: Intelligence , Artificial Intelligence
Humm....are you idiots??
2008-04-22 14:00:00 submitted by f.c. Katherine Trexler. Originally posted here.I hope the federal government rips their tax exempt status right out from under them. Jerks.I wonder if they'd ever post "McCain Hussein...Hummm are they cousins?" (Not that they should, mind you.)Note: This sign was submitted by at least three other folks, but Katherine was first so she gets credit.---------------------------------- ---------------submitted/asst. reviewed by new contributor Anne W.Above all.Including salvation, redemption, etc...Also: Is this church named after the pastor?? Really?!?-------------------------------- -----------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes. KenneyWhat kind of battles to Godly alliances produce?--------------------------------- ------------------"New teaching service: You drive me crazy"submitted by frequent contributor ChristineNew learning service: You didn't have all that far to go.-------------------------------------- -------------"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasting... More About: Idiots
Happy Blue Monday
2008-04-21 14:00:00 submitted by new contributor Adam H.Wow...I've heard of God's chosen people, but that's just ridiculous.(Adam says: "In their defense, it did snow on Easter". But seriously...with as many wrong ways as there are to take that sign, why bother?)--------------------------------- ---------------submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixUmmmmm what if we used proper punctuation.----------------------------- ---------------------submitted by Chris H.Well, at least it's not another PowerPoint.------------------------------ ----------------"The birds are back. The grass is green. God did it again." submitted by frequent contributor Tara, OHYeah, I just wish He'd stop taking the winters off.------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- "Even Jesus had a fish story." submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH-"I'm telling you, Peter, it was THIS BIG!"-"Sure, Lord"------------------------------------ -------... More About: Blue , Happy , Monday , Blue Monday
Not great timing...
2008-04-17 07:01:00 ...but I'm out of town with a field trip the next couple of days. I'll have no time to throw a post out there. I hate that with all the new readers, but oh well. Visit back on Monday for more new crumminess. Hey, spend some time in the archives in the meantime, or maybe visit one of my favorite humor-blogs, likeMattress Police - Seriously: Diesel should have been Farked way before me. And I sincerely mean that in every way imaginable.Clay Pigeon - Joint-effort comedy magazine, now in a holding pattern. We'll get back to this some day. Great stuff, though.I Don't Think It's Going To Rain - My favorite blog by a 20-something Canadian girl. Also, one of my favorite blogs, period.See Mike Draw - Great little cartoons.The Ominous Comma - Oddly addictive.The Frog Bog - Well, I would link to this one, but he got hacked. Oh well.Peace. See you all Monday.-Crummy Joel More About: Timing
Most don't need any leading:
2008-04-16 13:44:00 submitted by new contributor Jonathan E.Seriously...have you met these kids?By the way, Jonathan's friend(s) decided the sign needed some rearranging:----------------------------- --------------------submitted by new contributor Garth K.What, no orphans??-------------------------------- -----------submitted by new contributor Glen M.You can't make this stuff up.-------------------------------------- -------"Tomb available.Used only 3 days.Inquire within."submitted by new contributor Lisa J.It's more of a "flipper", though. Needs a whole new rock in front of the entrance.-------------------------------- --------------Well, yesterday was an interesting day around here. 25,000 unique visitors, for starters. Fark.com linked my way, which sent most of the free world over here. Thanks for all the new submissions and comments, and I hope most of you will come back regularly!This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Leading
Some restrictions apply:
2008-04-15 14:55:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatThe government bail-out has officially gone too far.------------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Allen's Brain...because your old life off-line sucks.----------------------------------- --------------"Spring washes away the dark and dingy world"submitted by frequent contributor Ironic CatholicApparently Satan is like the witch in the Wizard of Oz. All it takes is a little water...--------------------------------- -------------------A couple of interesting tidbits from CCS world. First, some may have missed the comment left by "Anonymous" on last Thursday's post (the post that Emily guest-posted):"Joel your a #1 jerk these churches has done nothing to you. I AM PERSONAL GOING TO NOTIFY THE PASTORS OF THESE LOCAL ASSEMBLIES AND HAVE LEGAL ACTION TAKING AGAINST YOU AND THIS SITE FOR UNEXCUSED ACTS TO DESTROY THE CHARACTER OF THESE CHURCHES AND THERE CONGREGATIONS"I post this partly to show ...
Uh oh...I'm allergic to feathers.
2008-04-14 14:00:00 submitted by new contributor The Poke ShowFlap, dammit!! FLAP!!!---------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Miss KittyLemme guess...it has something to do with a Potluck??Seriously: 180 years. Congrats!!------------------------------- --------------------"God is like General Electric. He brings good things to light."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor TaraI hear He also makes stellar side-by-side refrigerators.--------------------------- -------------------------"Evolution yells 'survival', but does not explain arrival" -M.B.submitted/asst. reviewed by new contributor Dan B.If Johnnie Cochran represented Creationists...(...but who's M.B.??)---------------------------------- ------------------And speaking of evolution....A tip of the hat to fellow Nashvillian (and Faith Blogger on Nashville is Talking) Gavin from Hit the Back Button to Move Forward for the following wonderful find, originally posted on his blog:---------------------... More About: Feathers
How To Capture a Crummy Church Sign While Riding In an Autorikshaw...
2008-04-11 16:24:00 ....an instructional video, with commentary, by Ryan DeVries, Chennai, India:"The things I will do to get the shot of a CCS (Crummy Church Sign ) for Joel to ridicule. I realized why risk a one shot miss of the illusive Ashram of Sri La Sri of Pighill sign when I could take a video... then a screen shot...": And the resulting screen shot:Joel' comment: Well, at least they're not out of toilet paper.Thanks to Ryan and his wife Nancy for their efforts on the other side of the globe. And not just efforts in gathering crumminess, though that is appreciated as well. :)--------------------------------------- --------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Capture , Riding
Guest Reviewer: Emily, the non-crummy sister
2008-04-10 14:24:00 Today, we have a special guest reviewer of church signs....Emily , the non-crummy sister. Emily is an up-and-coming artist, scroll down below the church sign reviews to check out some of her work.Emily is also an up-and-coming snarker....actually, I take that back. She's got me beat in that area, too. Here are today's signs and reviews, all submitted and reviewed by Emily:"You are on Heaven's Most Wanted list" Does John Walsh host that, too? "Clear your mind of can't" Okay, as long as 'won't' is still acceptable. "If love was a crime would you be found guilty" Well, it is a battlefield, and I do give it a bad name... "Sin has no minimum wage" And if it did, it would definitely be higher than $5.85 an hour. "The path with no obstacles usually leads nowhere" Video game theology for our modern times. ----------------------------------------- --As I mentioned, Emily is an up-and-coming artist. You can see samples of her work on her MySpace page, but for those of you wi... More About: Guest , Sister
There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure, 'cause you know somet
2008-04-09 14:00:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane BrownIt really makes me wonder....------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownHow about a burning bush? Does God still do those?----------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownI can't tell if this is a crummy sign or a cry for help.------------------------------------ ----------------"Saturday is Bag Day!"submitted by frequent contributor TaraWe can only hope this goes much better than last Saturday, which was "Hag Day".And the Saturday before that...yeesh, don't even ask about that PR nightmare....---------------------------- ----------------------"Extreme makeovers start here!"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Eric P.All together now: "Move that sign! Move that Sign ! ...."------------------------------------ ----------------Thank you for your help in clicking banners yesterday. Sorry for my grouchiness, I just h... More About: Wall , The wall
Whatasaviour.
2008-04-08 14:00:00 submitted and originally posted on Signs of IntellectCan I talk to Him through the drive-thru? Is that what they mean by that "Still, Small Voice"?"Yes, I'll have the 'Loaves & Fish' extra value meal, please...."------------------------------ ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyUnderstanding Ladies Day? Uh, yeah....good luck with that one.------------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixIn other words, whatever you "recieve" is what you deserve.--------------------------------- ----------------------"Jesus loves ASU. He still isn't sure about U of A."submitted by Jared H.And you can forget all about USA.Wait...------------------------------ ------------------------"Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody else does."submitted by new contributor Barbara B.They really shouldn't take their complaints with their pastor public like this...---------------------------------- ------------...
Thank Geezus!
2008-04-07 14:36:00 originally posted on Flickr. Seen/asst. reviewed by f.c. Ironic CatholicFlorida's governor has the power over death?!?!?------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Gavin R.Does this "culture of the cross" require me to wear one of these?? Or these?? If so, I'll pass.This church sign isn't a bad sentiment, I'm just a little leery when Christians ask if people can "see" I'm a Christian. I sure hope they can tell when they meet me, but that's a little different. ----------------------------------------- ---submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixIt's my choice whether or not hell is a reality?!? Sweet deal!------------------------------------ --------------------"Signs, Wonders, Miracles. This is a spirit filled church!"submitted AND reviewed by Sarah R.How do they ever have time for a sermon?---------------------------------- ----------------------"Promise only what you can deliver, then deliver more than you can promise."submi...
Red hots! Get your red hots here!
2008-04-04 14:22:00 submitted by frequent contributors Chris and Sharon BridgesProbably a legit event to raise money for something. I just love the thought of "Synergy Hot Dogs"...I wonder how they're different from regular hot dogs??----------------------------------- --------------------Sign says "Faithfulness is a race with no finish line"submitted by frequent contributor Katherine TrexlerWhereas faithlessness is a race with no starter's pistol??--------------------------------- -------------------Sign says "Live to Love. Love to Stay Alive. Give to stay humble. Stay humble to meet Jesus."submitted by frequent contributor Katherine TrexlerMeet Jesus to Live. Live to Love. Love to Stay Alive.....Hey...our Bible is a recursive loop!!----------------------------------- -----------------"A going church for a coming Jesus"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Katherine TrexlerWhat if they miss each other that way?------------------------------------- --------------"We never met anyone who cou... More About: Hots
We're not from Mars after all?
2008-04-03 15:03:00 submitted by frequent contributor ChrisNext Sunday's sermon: "Lies About Women".---------------------------------- ----------submitted by Bonnie M.Dear You,I have a problem. It also happens to be you.-God.-------------------------------- --------submitted by new contributor Marie H.In the body of Christ, this church is the stomach.--------------------------------- ------------submitted by new contributor Lois H.Huh. So that's how He did it.-------------------------------------- ---"God is like v05 hairspray. He holds in all kinds of weather."submitted by frequent contributor Tara, OHGod is also like a righteous judge, who expresses His wrath every day (Psalm 7:11). I doubt they'll ever put that on their sign.(Joel's note: Nor should they. There's not enough space to give it the proper context. Just sayin').--------------------------------- ---------"SufferingSunday 8 AM."submitted by new contributor MaresiWell, at least they're up front about it.-----------------------------... More About: Mars
No, and I didn't get this sign either:
2008-04-02 15:08:00 submitted by frequent contributor MicahOn my forehead?Here's the verse referenced. Micah and I can't figure this one out at all. Any help??----------------------------------- -------------submitted by frequent contributor MicahJesus won the victory...and now He's the Last Comic Standing here at Holy Humor Sunday! Congratulations, Jesus! Do you have anything to say?!?Jesus: "Take my life....please!"(Audience guffaws loudly...)------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor MicahEasiest of all is finding a way to avoid both options.--------------------------------- ---------------submitted and asst. reviewed by new contributor Rev. Jim ParsonsNotice that they didn't put "Jesus Saves". That's because even He pays close to $3.50 for gas nowadays.-------------------------------- -----------------------"No disciple left behind."submitted by SusannahWell...maybe Judas. But that's all.------------------------------------- ------------------"Raising... More About: Sign
A turkey of a church sign:
2008-04-01 14:49:00 submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixAnd lust is like cranberry sauce...(I'll censor myself here. If you feel like completing this joke, feel free to use the comments section. I feel there's a pretty obvious one hanging out there, just waiting for someone to knock it out of the park. Have at it...)----------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by new contributor Christy F....and you'll be sure to get to heaven!Note: I thought at first this church was the "Seafood Church of Christ". That would've been better.---------------------------------- ------------submitted by frequent contributor Alli T.No wonder I'm always late.------------------------------------ --------submitted by frequent contributor Alli T.Are they positive?-------------------------------- ------------"Get ready for the Easter frog."submitted by new contributor Christy F.Easter eggs aren't nearly as pretty when they come from a frog. Ew.Oh, and....what the ^%&$ are they ... More About: Turkey , Sign
Our Bible is a recursive loop.
2008-03-31 15:49:00 submitted/post title by frequent contributor BRWombatI prefer to keep things out of my end, if at all possible. Especially beginnings.------------------------------ ----------------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatUnfortunately, it is to be followed by Miserable May.------------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jennie SowersExcept on the West Coast, where He will be appearing on tape delay. And don't forget to turn in next month for Jesus Live II!!------------------------------------- -------------submitted by new contributor Melanie W.--------------------------------------- ---------"The Prince of darkness grim, we tremble not for him."submitted by new contributor Linda PotsmaTheir church sign is a bulwark constantly failing.--------------------------------- ---------------"The road to the Kingdom of God is always under construction."submitted by frequent contributor ChristineIf that's the case, then Jesus' last wo... More About: Bible , Loop
How much can YOU bare?!?
2008-03-27 14:15:00 originally posted by Bethany on Unnecessary Quotation MarksSometimes nothing I write can be funnier than the sign itself. This is one of those times.----------------------------------- -----------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyAll right, who took Mother Goose off of her Zoloft?!?-------------------------------- ------------------------submitted by new contributor Bonnie MorrisIn honest pursuit of Jesus and a delicious breakfast!!------------------------------ ----------------And, finally, our first sign in a foreign language!submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy Devries, Chennai, IndiaTranslated:"Jesus rose from the dead just like he said come and see the place where they laid him"Can't say I disagree with the sentiment at all....however, I must admit that I am thrilled to death at the thought of a steady diet of crummy signs in another language! (Ryan assures me that the Tamil letters are interchangeable).Thanks, ... More About: Bare
2 Crummy.
2008-03-26 14:48:00 submitted by new contributors Chris BridgesOMG! We rly do. 2 true. CU l8r.------------------------------------- ----------------submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, IndiaIsn't that a slogan for a bra company??-------------------------------- --------------------------"Women in the pulpit. Join us."submitted by new contributor Eric P.Hey ladies...how YOU doin'? Come here often?? Y'know...those vestments would look good on the floor next to...Oh....not like that? My bad.------------------------------------- ------------------------"Authentic. Sundays at 11:00."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OHCompletely ingenuous the rest of the time.------------------------------------ ---------------------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- --------
The toom is empty!
2008-03-25 14:55:00 submitted/originally posted by Nikki at Red Pen Inc.Thankfully, he "ressurected" to forgive spelling mistakes, right?!?--------------------------------- ------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyPoor Job. On top of everything else, he couldn't spell either.---------------------------------- -------------------"Salvation served daily. No reservations needed."submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchToo late. I already have reservations about this church.---------------------------------- ---------------"Here I come, ready or not! -God"submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchOlli Olli Omnipotent Free!------------------------------------ ---------------"Park your keester here this Easter."submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.I wonder if they also tell you to "Get your butt here this Christm-ass"----------------------------- ------------------------Thanks for all the submissions lately. I have, however, decided that... More About: Toom , Empty
bleah.
2008-03-24 15:41:00 I'll have a new post tomorrow (Tuesday). Sorry for the delay. I need submissions, also. If you're holding on to them, now would be a great time to send them along.
Shouldn't He know?
2008-03-19 14:51:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatSo much for Omnipresence.---------------------------- --------------------------submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatCome celeb-ate the Esu--ection!----------------------------- -------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Lincoln J"Some thought that we could come up with a non-crummy sign..."insert sign text here"...turns out those people were right"----------------------------------- -----------"Sin is the leading cause of death."submitted by new contributor Bryany D.We should hold a fundraiser of some sort...---------------------------------- -----------"After the darkest night, perhaps the brightest dawn"submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Catherine C.Because nothing says hope like uncertainty!----------------------------- ----------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- --------
Coming soon to a gaming console near you:
2008-03-18 14:26:00 submitted/post title by new contributor Jamison SmithI wonder if there's a cheat code I can use instead.--------------------------------- ----------------------submitted by frequent contributor Lincoln JSend in the clowns? Clowns in the send?(This one has me completely stumped. Anybody?!?)------------------------------ -----------------"Time to think of your source of power."submitted by frequent contributor Chris JSays Chris: "Not too terribly funny until I saw one of these trucks a minute later:"(PG&E = Pacific Gas & Electric)-------------------------------- ---------------"The cross: God's way of turning a minus into a plus."submitted by new contributor Jane F.The noose: The old west's way of turning a zero into a one.------------------------------------- ------------Remember to check out this week's version of The Clay Pigeon humor magazine if you haven't already.This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Gaming , Console
Clay Pigeon, the Online Humor Magazine!
2008-03-17 14:09:00 It's Monday, so that means the new issue of the online sensation, The Clay Pigeon humor magazine is out!In this week's issue:- A special CP news report: The children of Darfur find hope in Japan's attempts to fly paper airplanes in space.- The CP interview: A brief chat with Ben Wallace's Subconscious Mind.- The CP Op-Ed piece: A disgruntled ice cube speaks out.- Hey, NYC: Shut. Your. Mouth.- Ask the Pigeon: Harry's brother Larry's questionable invitation to a wedding. What is one to do?!?Plus, a new Pigeon Hole that suggests new names for Carrot Top if he were beheaded, a new See Mike Draw, a new Crummy Church Sign of the week, and more: All in this week's edition of the Clay Pigeon!More crumminess tomorrow. Stay tuned!----------------------------------- --------------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Humor , Magazine , Online
Was that really only last Monday?!?
2008-03-14 13:58:00 submitted by Chris HobeckOr as we know it, "Fulfilled".----------------------------- ----------------submitted by Chris HobeckI am much more comfortable with traditional arguing with Jesus.----------------------------------- ----------submitted by Chris HobeckAll in favor, say....oh, never mind.------------------------------------ ---------"Mighty men of God Conference!"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Bruce BezaireTopic: Humility--------------------------------- ---------------"Bkfst with the Easter Bunny"submitted by frequent contributor Bruce BezaireBunny Bacon? Or perhaps just mixed up into an omelette...------------------------------ -----------------"Your Bible is the best alarm clock."submitted by frequent contributor Bruce BezaireIt comes with its own "snooze" function...(See...I don't believe that. But it's too easy. Toooooo easy. If they set it on a tee for me, I'm gonna hit it out of the park.)----------------------------------- -----------This post cross-... More About: Monday
Hey is for horses.
More articles from this author:2008-03-13 14:57:00 submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr you could swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.---------------------------------- ---------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Scott GordonDid anybody consult Jesus about this plan?!? I'm not so sure He's in favor.----------------------------------- --------------submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Scott GordonMasses are welcome. Individuals: Stay away!------------------------------------ -------------"God is like Bayer aspirin. He works wonders."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor TaraUse as directed, keep out of reach of children and consult your doctor before using the Almighty if you have asthma, ulcers or are pregnant.-------------------------------- ----------------Thanks to everyone who responded to my call to arms yesterday! I've got enough crumminess for the rest of the week, and I'm sure some of the usual suspects will have submissions for me as we go on this month. I really appreciat... More About: Horses 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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