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Is that the book between Genises and Levitucis?
2009-06-03 02:36:00 "Unsettled lives in Gods hand. Exudos 3:7"submitted/post title by Jeremy M.I'd hate to see what they'd do to "Deuteronomy"---------------------------- ------------------------"God's name may not be in it, but it is on it"submitted by David T.So...God's basically a glorified graffiti artist??--------------------------------- ---------------------------"Over comer or luke warmers?"submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyThis sign makes me want to spit out of my mouth.----------------------------------- -------------------"Christ is my stringth"submitted by Talia K.If I pastored my own church sign, I'd go to great 'lingths' to not look like a bunch of dumb-arses on our sign...---------------------------------- ----------------"Maintain a spirit of peace and you'll save a thousand souls."submitted by Alissa G.Live a perfect life and die a substitutionary death, you're likely to save quite a few more souls than that...---------------------------------- --------------------So... More About: Book
And the greatest of these is....huh?!?
2009-05-29 14:24:00 "Faith goes up the stairs love has built & looks out the window hope has opened."submitted by LauraWell, tell Hope to close the window; I've got the air conditioning on down here.------------------------------------ --------------------"God Is"submitted/reviewed by frequent contributor SK SuttonPlease give generously so that we may purchase a new sign with room for a third line of text.------------------------------------ -------------------------------"Remember! Those who died so we can have freedom!"submitted by Maria C.Yes Sir! You mean Jesus, sir?------------------------------------- ------------------------I could use your votes in the Mattress Police caption contest...head over here and pick out your favorite.-------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ---------------------------------
Please ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for church...
2009-05-21 14:03:00 "Maximized Manhood"submitted by f.c. Katherine T.Matt 4:19 : "Come after me, and I will make you fishers of well-endowed men..."---------------------------------- -----------------------------"Have you asked God for afesis today"submitted by Aaron L.Was someone dictating this sign, but then sneezed? What's 'afesis'?-------------------------------- -----------------------------"Angel food ministries"submitted/asst. reviewed by f.c. S.K. SuttonTransubstantiation taken to a whole new level.----------------------------------- ---------------------"Garden for God. Turnip for church"seen here on Flickr by f.c. Ironic CatholicSo funny I nearly soiled myself...(Note...visit the Flickr site linked above to see some pretty funny puns submitted by users. Turns out there's no end to veggie jokes.)---------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ---------------------------------- More About: Church , Heart , Healthy
Here are the these church signs:
2009-05-12 14:15:00 "What are the these"submitted/reviewed by f.c. S.K. SuttonSo the sign guy has a stutter?--------------------------------- ----------------------------"Heavon or hell? It is all your choice"submitted by frequent contributor Joe G.However, the ability to spell correctly is completely providential...(Yep...it was misspelled on both sides again...see the previous post for another example from the same church...)------------------------------- ---------------------------"Love is a fruit in season at al times"submitted/reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyIn the off-season, we make sure to ship it in from Mexico and South America...------------------------------- ------------------------------"Check us out at smvag.org"submitted/reviewed by Andy C.What an unfortunate website url....---------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ------------------------------ More About: Church , Signs
O For a Thousand Tougns to Sing...
2009-05-02 14:29:00 "One day every knee will bow and every tougn confess that Jesus Christ is Lord"submitted by frequent contributor Joe G.And as long as we don't have to confess with a written statement, it appears that much of Christendom will be OK...Note: Joe says it was misspelled on both sides.----------------------------------- --------------------------"God wants to know ya'll better. If you have time. If not, He loves you anyway!"submitted by Alissa G.Aw, shucks...and when we die we all get to go to Mayberry, right?----------------------------------- ----------------"Always remember that hell is uncool"submitted by neatofxReally? I heard it was one of the hottest places to be...------------------------------------ ------------------"Free coffee, everlasting life - yes, membership has its priveleges"submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.'Come to me, all ye who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you -- caffeine?'------------------------------- ------------------------"Prayer: The ... More About: Sing , Thousand
Do you mean "Jeebus Chirst"??
2009-04-21 03:15:00 "If you must compare yourself with someone compare yourself with Chirst."submitted by Tasia A.Point of comparison #1: I exist. "Chirst" doesn't.Also, I love that this exchange apparently took place at some point:SIGN COMPANY: What font would you like your church name in?PASTOR: Comic Sans, baby!!----------------------------------- ----------------------"Your son: your mother. My God. My God."submitted by Becky S.I always do terribly on these analogy tests...--------------------------------- -----------------------"God said, 'I am who I am!' Follow me."submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyOr Popeye? Maybe it was Popeye who said that...---------------------------------- --------------------------"We don't read palms here: We wave them - on Palm Sunday, Hosanna to the King of Kings!"submitted/asst. reviewed by Gene A.We may not read palms on Palm Sunday, but you should see the sanctuary after Entrail Tuesdays...------------------------------ ---------...
Praized and Confused...
2009-03-26 21:59:00 "God loves weed, too"submitted by Doug L....and we finally have an explanation for the platypus!-------------------------------- -----------------------"We practice human sacrifice"submitted by Leslie O.We're still practicing because we're not very good yet...we keep only maiming instead of sacrificing.----------------------------- -------------------------------------"Com fort the disturbed. Disturb the comforted."submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy D.To finish the quote: Should I bury the dead and roast them afterwards, too?------------------------------------- -----------------------"I had something different in mind"submitted/asst. reviewed by Gene A.Pastor: 'About our church sign; I had something different in mind...'Deacon: 'OK, got it!'------------------------------------- ----------------------"Remember you are dust"submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy D.No wonder I keep sneezing; I'm allergic to myself.---------------------------------- ------...
Harry Potter and the Church Signs of Crumminess
2009-03-18 16:37:00 "God is the Potter . Not Harry."submitted by Katie G.Also, God plays a kick-ass game of Quidditch.------------------------------- -----------------------------"God knit not knots but you. Psalm 139"submitted by Mandy B.The Psalms, as interpreted by Dr. Suess.----------------------------------- --------------------------------"Failing to forgive someone let's them live in your head rent free."submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.Well, as long as they take their extraneous apostrophes with them when they leave...--------------------------------- ------------------"Be Our Guest. Pastor Disney"submitted by Norma K.Put our service to the test. Tie a napkin 'round your neck, cherie...(Not so crummy a sentiment, but surely they're asking for it, right?)---------------------------------- -----------------------------Finally, what is it with all the chocolate signs lately? First of all there was the single sign I included in last week's post, and now these:"The spirit of chocolate"su... More About: Church , Harry Potter , Signs , The Church
What's going on?
2009-03-06 05:18:00 Hi all. Sorry for the lack of posting lately. I had the flu for a while, baseball season started for me (I coach), things got really busy at work....etc. I'll be back sometime, but wanted you to know I'm not dead.Also, commenting is turned off because some d-bag spammed about 300 of my posts with comments. So comments gone until further notice. Sorry. Thanks, 'zhu'! Hope that was a rewarding few hours you spent. Anyhow, here's some crumminess to tide you over until I'm back full time; it comes to us courtesy of frequent contributor Rev. Charles S."Buy Jesus Chocolate!"Is Jesus the subject of this sentence, or an adjective modifying the subject?
Super Bowled-Over by Stupidity:
2009-02-04 17:14:00 "Exodus 20:15 says it is a Cardinal sin to be a Steeler."submitted by Alicia H.Exodus 20:16 talks about how bad is to be 'a Lion', too.Note: You guessed it, this sign is from AZ.-------------------------------------- --------------------------"God's weariness remedy is a full dose of Himself."submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.So serving God has the same medicinal benefits as caffeine?(Virgins who are pregnant or could become pregnant should consult a doctor while taking 'Himself'...)---------------------------- ------------------------------"The 'party' in hell has been cancelled due to fire."submitted by Phoebe N.Shoot...that was gonna be the best part!!----------------------------------- -------------Long time readers might remember this sign, from frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney:Well, now Wes sends us in a partner church to the above "Blue Baptist". It is, of course, named "Pink Baptist":Nice to know we have His & Hers churches in Oklahoma.(Note: They're... More About: Super , Stupidity
The Gospel According to Tony Hawk:
2009-01-29 15:47:00 "Raise up a child in the way he should go. Extreme Sports Videos every Sat. 7 PM"submitted by Susan McQWhen Jesus entered my life, dude, he made me do a complete 360...----------------------------------- ------------------------"Engage a new life with Hope Peace Joy"submitted and asst. reviewed by f.c. S.K. SuttonHope, Peace and Joy?!? What is this, "Big Love"?----------------------------------- -------------------"Live the revelation of the cross, blood, and DNA of Jesus."submitted/asst. reviewed by f.c. S.K. SuttonThis week, on CSI Jerusalem...----------------------------- -------------------------"Acts of kindness are gifts we give God."submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.More like bribes...that way He owes you.------------------------------------- -----------------"Snowmen came from heaven unassembled"submitted by frequent contributor Megan W.Ahhhh!!! It's raining down carrots and coal! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!-------------------------- -----------------------------"Check out Jesus... More About: Gospel , Hawk , Tony
Actually, I haven't seen Him since Easter...
2009-01-22 04:01:00 "Did you pack Jesus away after Christmas?"submitted by new contributor Dan S.What?!? I poked air-holes in the top of the box!------------------------------------- ------------------"Don't be snowed under by sin. Turn to Jesus."submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.While you're at it, spread some of your "salt of the earth" on the parking lot for the rest of the world, please...-------------------------------- ------------------------"Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher."submitted by Matt B.He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried??Note: I swear I've seen this one like this on the web before, but Matt says he took this picture in Alabama. If you find a similar picture online, let me know so I don't think I'm crazy...--------------------------------- ------------------------------"Christ has come."submitted by Jonathan J.You juuuuust missed him, by about 2000-odd years.I'm more interested in how a church claims that they're the "Head of Tennessee". Especially since ... More About: Easter
Thanks, Tonto.
2009-01-17 01:07:00 "He who buries his talent makes grave mistake."Sure, they say that now, but just try belching the alphabet during the church service...------------------------------- --------------------------"If God seems far away, who move?"submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes K.I'd say He did, considering He's supposed to be everywhere.------------------------------ ----------------------------------"Jesus is Lord. Heaven is a cool place."submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Christopher E.Can I interest you in a destination with a more "tropical" climate?--------------------------------- ---------------------------"God is like Coke. He's the real thing."submitted by Benoit C.Have a God and a smile!----------------------------------- ----------------------"A good reputation is a future."submitted by Emily S.Just ask Mary Magdalene!------------------------------- ---------------------------"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."submitted by Emily S.So I make everyb...
That's What She Said.
2009-01-14 04:16:00 "Beginning is easy. Finishing is hard."submitted AND reviewed by Gene A.Great...another endless sermon.---------------------------------- -----------------------"Resolve to let God solve your problems."submitted by Peter K.He's particularly good at quadratics.------------------------------ ---------------------------"Read the Bible.: Tech support here."submitted by Megan H.You'll spend most of the service on "hold".---------------------------------- -----------------"Follow the grain in your own wood."submitted by BookgruntIf you experience 'following the grain in your own wood' for longer than four hours, please call a doctor...-------------------------------- ---------------------------"God hates whoremongers"submitted by Tammy G....but He looooves Him some...Wait! No!!!!----------------------------------- --------------------------Serious question...would I get more picture submissions if I gave my phone number so people could text me pictures of the signs? I mean...how can my...
Because You Need To Know These Things...
2009-01-13 04:00:00 I could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor More signs and reviews mid-week. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ---- More About: Things
The Gospel According to Yoda:
2009-01-08 04:42:00 "Jesus 1st is He!"submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyDo...or do not give your heart to Him. There is no "try".----------------------------------- -------------"Faith Changes Things"submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixTires, Diapers...those sorts of things...-------------------------------- ------------------"Behold, I am making all things new"submitted AND reviewed by f.c. S. K. SuttonSo I'm not gonna need one of those converter boxes for my television after all?------------------------------------- --------------------------"Give God all the pieces of your broken heart"submitted by frequent contributor S.K. SuttonIn fact, He could use a couple of spare aortas if you know anyone else who's giving them away...---------------------------------- --------------------------"Need a reboot - remember God saves!"submitted AND reviewed by f.c. Minh N.Do you want to save this sign writer?Yes/No/Cancel--------------------- ---------------------------------------I t... More About: Gospel
Vote for Mattress Police!
2009-01-06 00:28:00 I suppose if I posted more often (or if I were funny more often...) I might be nominated for the WebLogs Best Humor Blog of 2008 Award.However since I'm NOT nominated, I feel strongly that you should vote for Mattress Police , as Diesel is a friend, has done a lot to help promote Crummy Church Signs, and is funnier than all of the other nominated blogs combined.Feel free to vote once a day, as the rules allow one vote per day per IP address.Seriously...go read Mattress Police, and then go vote for it. Daily. More About: Vote
Everybody hide!
2008-12-31 15:29:00 "The Spirit of Jesus is here!"submitted by Nicholas K.Wait...Jesus is dead?!?---------------------------------- ------------------"Santa didn't die for sins"posted here on Flickr//submitted by Ironic CatholicWait...Santa is dead?!?---------------------------------- -------------------"Jesus is the rizzle for the sizzle"posted here on Flickr//submitted by Ironic CatholicIn excelsis dizzle...-------------------------------- ------------------"The best gifts come wrapped in people"submitted by Eaquae LegitThe worst gifts come wrapped in people parts...--------------------------------- ----------------"God placed his greatest gift on the tree, not under it"submitted by Kimberly I.And since you forgot to look for it there, it's now packed with the ornaments and lights up in the attic.----------------------------------- -------------------"Wilberforce fought for justice - his guide? The Bible. It can help you too"submitted by Kimberly I.Timely!!(While people should know who Wilberforce is, ...
Merry Christmas from Crummy Church Signs!
2008-12-24 17:57:00 "What God wants for Christmas is you."submitted by Peter K.Funny...that's the same thing Mariah Carey said she wanted...EDIT 12/29: I had to add this to this post...I found it today on the FailBlog. Enjoy:----------------------------------- ----------------------------------------M erry Christmas, everyone.Romans 5: 12-17 (NLT) :"When Adam sinned, sin entered the world. Adam’s sin brought death, so death spread to everyone, for everyone sinned. Yes, people sinned even before the law was given. But it was not counted as sin because there was not yet any law to break. Still, everyone died—from the time of Adam to the time of Moses—even those who did not disobey an explicit commandment of God, as Adam did. Now Adam is a symbol, a representation of Christ, who was yet to come. But there is a great difference between Adam’s sin and God’s gracious gift. For the sin of this one man, Adam, brought death to many. But even greater is God’s wonderful grace and his gift of forgiven... More About: Church , Signs
But is it crummy-proof?
2008-06-10 15:10:00 "Lifetime Warranty. Vandal Resistant. Graffiti Resistant. Our 40th Year."submitted/post title by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyRev. Kenney saw this one in the convention hall at the SBC Annual Meeting.I think next year I should get a booth and sell my book. How do you think that would go over?------------------------------------ ------------------------"Conscience is the root of all truth."submitted by frequent contributor Ryan DeVriesSorry Jesus, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad.------------------------------------- -------------------------"Holy Family Festival (sponsored by Bud Light Lime)"submitted by Brandy H.The Eucharist: Tastes great, less filling.--------------------------------- -----------------------------"The best mirror is an old friend"submitted by frequent contributor Tracy R.Though be warned: If it's a really old friend, there might be cracks in the mirror.---------------------------------- -------------------------------In response to yesterday's pathetic use of... More About: Proof
At least they're admitting it.
2008-06-09 13:59:00 "Delaying God's Work. 9:30 & 11:00"submitted by frequent contributor Fold My Laundry Please...not to mention the time it took for somebody to put this sign up.-------------------------------------- -------------------------"Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back"submitted by new contributor Sarah A.So it's kinda like herpes, except for the "difficult" part.------------------------------------ ------------------------"The Bible or Ripley's: Believe it or Not!"submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.Maybe if the Bible had lame museums in tourist traps, I might be more inclined to buy in to the whole thing.Oh. My bad.------------------------------------- --------------------------And now, another installment of "funny/crummy Christian/church things that aren't necessarily signs"First, from frequent contributor Ryan DeVries in Chennai, India (who provided the hilarious caption as well):"Please, we do not want to pray for Jenny's Aunt Matilda again."-...
Third Commentary Contest WINNER
2008-06-06 13:12:00 Congrats to Kadi, this week's winner! Email me your address, and I'll get a book out to you! Also, you can put this up on your blog:Second place went to newcomer Keva:"Hey, as long as you're on your knees you might as well do double duty."(That one was somewhat controversial, as it was likely the edgiest review yet in the history of CCS. Sorry to those of you who thought it crossed the line. I guess that's the danger with these contests. But once a review that funny is submitted, it's not like I can't include it in the top 10. Thanks, Keva!!)Third place went to Eric P.:"Overheard in the Sign Committee meeting: 'Sure, that's a great slogan. It's inspirational, and Joel and his friends couldn't possibly find any double entendres in a simple garden implement.' "I'll update the standings on the sidebar.I'm taking a break from the contests for a week or two. For one thing, Kadi just won the last copy of the book that I have on hand. Of course, if some of you wanted ... More About: Contest , Commentary , Winner
I'll have Decaf:
2008-06-05 14:35:00 "Free coffee. Eternal Life. Membership has its privileges."submitted by new contributor Danny M.We listed them in order of importance.------------------------------ ---------------------"If we don't talk you don't have a prayer. -God."submitted by new contributor Laura R."Seriously, Gabriel: If he doesn't call me soon, it's over between us!"------------------------------------- ------------------------"Conscience is a faults alarm. God is the battery."submitted by new contributor Laura R.Of course, the battery is only there in case the real power goes out.------------------------------------- ------------------------"See the world's strongest redneck!"submitted by frequent contributor ChristineThis Sunday at St. Barnum and Bailey's Baptist Church!That's one of those signs where there almost has to be a picture to even believe it exists.---------------------------------- -------------------------Last day to vote!!----------------------------------- ----------------------This po...
We'll never tell!
2008-06-04 14:07:00 "Wonder what goes on here between weddings and funerals?"submitted by The GrammarphilePreparation for the next wedding or funeral?--------------------------------- ------------------------------"Love will come with God"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor S. K. SuttonBut does it come with fries?----------------------------------- -----------------------"Dare to live without limitations!Sun 8, 10:30 AM & 6 PM"submitted/asst reviewed by frequent contributor S. K. SuttonThe rest of the week you should probably know your boundaries.------------------------------ ---------------------------------"Despera te House Lives"submitted by new contributer BibberlySundays following Extreme Church Makeover.-------------------------------- ---------------------------------"You asked 'Why Hell?' "submitted by frequent contributor Sarah R.Why Hell? Have you seen the real estate prices in Heaven? Pretty soon it'll cost somebody their firstborn to get into there!Oh...never mind...--------...
I knew I shoulda turned left at Albuquerque...
2008-06-03 14:40:00 "What Baptists Believe.How to get to Heaven from LA"submitted by frequent contributor Trevor P.Next Sunday: How to get to hell from Detroit.(Hint: It's a much shorter trip).----------------------------------- ------------------------"Now That's Temptation!Matt 4: 1-11"submitted by new contributor Sean H.Now That's Temptation! : It's the wacky new reality show from Fox!------------------------------------- ----------------------"Whatever you say!"submitted by new contributor Sarah H.After seeing his first church sign, Joseph Smith wondered how he could effectively put its message into practice...------------------------------ -----------------------"Deceit is designed to look like the truth."submitted AND reviewed by Sarah R....and crummy church signs are designed to look insightful.------------------------------ ------------------------"Total trust in times of tumult"submitted by frequent contributor SusannahTerribly trite...try telling truths to transform instead.---------------... More About: Left , Albuquerque
VOTE for your favorite comment!
2008-06-02 13:52:00 D.J. Williams:"The Rahab Story: Misapplication 2,564"Keva:"Hey, as long as you're on your knees you might as well do double duty."Allen's Brain:"Oh yeah, planting helps too."Rev. Arnold Hendrix:"This sounds like a job for...Santa Claus!"Brad:"Who knew you could harvest penicillin?"given:"Well, except for you Sally. You're the virgin sacrifice in case the "hoeing" doesn't pan out."Kadi:"Just make sure to avoid fertilization."kq:"Hosea's admonition to Gomer during a season of drought."Eric P:"Overheard in the Sign Committee meeting: 'Sure, that's a great slogan. It's inspirational, and Joel and his friends couldn't possibly find any double entendres in a simple garden implement.' "Poke:"Because God always has a few Tricks up his sleeve."Opinion Polls & Market ResearchI'd like to thank Poke and Brad, whose various comments made me laugh out loud no less than three times each. Of course, I had to pick their best ones to be represented in the contest. There were lots o... More About: Vote , Comment , Favorite
This is the Crumminess:
2008-05-30 14:33:00 "These are the words"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatThat's right, Johnny. Those are the words. Now can you point to the numbers??-------------------------------- -------------------"Still old fashion. Come and see."submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Rev. Jim P.Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.-------------------------------- -----------------------------------"Looki ng for an old fashion Bible preaching church? You just found it."submitted by new contributor Rev. Jim P.Great! What's next on the scavenger hunt?!? Hurry!!---------------------------------- ------------------------------"Avoid mixing the narrow mind and the wide mouth."submitted by frequent contributor Ironic CatholicSo I shouldn't ever put a televangelist and a lake bass in the same room? I think I can manage that.------------------------------------ -----------------------------"God remembers ISA 49:15 and forgets JER 31:34"submitted by frequent contr...
Make mine a double:
2008-05-29 15:36:00 "Tent revival with Jack Daniels. May 4-7 6:30"submitted by new contributor Philip R.I'd like my Tent Revival shaken, not stirred.--------------------------------- -----------------------"We don't change the message, the message changes us."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor PokeBecause we are the message's baby.------------------------------------ ------------------------------"Final warning. Terrible Times ahead & only Jesus can save us."submitted by new contributor Chris S.Seriously, this is our last warning before we open up a whole can of whoop-ass on this community.------------------------------- ---------------------------------------"W e determine our eternal destiny"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Beau S.God used to, but ya know...layoffs.-------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ---"Obtaining freedom is not difficult. Keeping freedom is not easy."submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.Obtaining freedom is not r... More About: Double , Mine , Make
New Oral Salvation!
2008-05-28 14:06:00 "Open mouth. Insert Grace."submitted AND reviewed by new contributor AmberSwan R.I just hope you know where that grace has been.------------------------------------ ------------------------------"Have faith in Christ. He put His faith in you."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Scott G.And Jesus, don't forget to wake us up before you go-go.----------------------------------- --------------------------------"Isaiah 63: 7-9. A thin line between love and hate"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatGod is love. Just don't push Him over the line.------------------------------------ ---------------------------------"When your light breaks forth like dawn"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatSorry to single you out, Dawn, but would it kill you to use a little Clearasil?------------------------------- ---------------------------------"We only fail when we quit"submitted by new contributor Chris R."Enter in, thou good and faithful servant. At l... More About: Salvation , Oral
Commentary Contest Round Three!
More articles from this author:2008-05-27 13:24:00 "Pray for the harvest but don't stop hoeing."submitted by new contributor Grant J.You all know the drill. Add your funniest comments by Thursday midnight. I'll post a poll next Monday and we'll all vote to determine a winner.One advantage to these contests is that I have a LOT of material saved up. Stay tuned for a great week of crumminess ahead.This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Contest , Commentary , Round 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




