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The Second Commentary Contest Winner:
2008-05-23 15:16:00 Congrats, Tara! Send me your email and I'll get a book out to you! Oh, and here's your banner:Second place went to Poke:"And for the love of God, cover up your melons, Shiela!"Third place went to Eric P.:"Crushed by the negative reviews, "Exodus: The Musical" closed later that week."I'll post another contest on Monday. In the meantime, to make up for yesterday's absence, some more crumminess:------------------------------ ------------"It is not the the length of life, but the depth of life. -R.W. Emerson"submitted by frequent contributor Chris H.Look, all I wanna know is this: Does size matter or not?!?----------------------------------- -------------------------------------"God is like Alka Seltzer. Try Him, you'll like Him."submitted/originally posted by new contributor AliceThis sign gives me heartburn.------------------------------- -----------------------------"God is like Bounty. He is the quicker picker upper, can handle the tough jobs and He won't fall apart on you... More About: Contest , Commentary , Winner
Spit Is Finished
2008-05-21 13:18:00 "Salavation is the miracle of a moment. Growth is the labor of a lifetime."submitted by new contributor Sarah B.Correct spelling is "the miracle of a moment" anymore. Sheesh.---------------------------------- ------------------------"The Big Bang Theory. Your kidding."submitted by new contributor Matt S.Those scientists and their crazy senses of humor! Is there a hidden camera around here somewhere?!?----------------------------- ----------------------------"It's never too late to be what you might have been."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney...as long as you've got enough open road to get 'er up to 88 mph.------------------------------------- ----------------------------"Weather? God reigns and His Son shines!"submitted by frequent contributor Sammi H.What does the first question mean? Do I have weather in my life? Yes, pretty much every day some sort of weather manifests itself outside my back door. Amazing, really.----------------------------... More About: Spit
Boo!
2008-05-20 14:00:00 "What's around that corner?"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatToday's guest preacher: Stephen King------------------------------------- ------------------------"Faith grows best when rooted in tests."submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatUhhh...."False"??---------------- ----------------------------------------- ----"Mother: God's angel of love"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatI knew it! I knew they weren't human!----------------------------------- --------------------------"Is Jesus your friend?"submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y....because you should have heard some of the things He was saying about you.------------------------------------- -----------------------Voting began yesterday...be sure to get your choice in by Thursday. I've seen Poke, Quilly, and Kadi asking for votes...but what about the rest of our candidates?------------------------------ ----------------------------This post cross-posted on:--------------------...
Vote for your favorite comment!
2008-05-19 13:19:00 Poke:"And for the love of God, cover up your melons, Shiela!"St. Schizophrenia:"Actually, I have no use for songs about milk and honey, crab apples or not."Tara:"Unfortunately, this month's potluck was not the success everyone had hoped for."Quilly:"Because you're pissing off the bees and curdling the milk."Dan:"Unfortunately, the sign committee broke cardinal rule #1: Never vote on a sign when you're hungry."Kadi:"Join the Wadded Panties Choir and lay your burdens at the cross (and on the ears of the congregation!)msforster:"I think we're living more in the land of beer and corn chips these days.Eric P:"Crushed by the negative reviews, "Exodus: The Musical" closed later that week."Wes K.:"...because you can't participate in the produce competition and the talent show at the same time; they're on opposite ends of the fairground."gridlock:"Only ladies with coconuts or larger are allowed to sing."Opinion Polls & Market ResearchMore crumminess all week! Stay tuned!This pos... More About: Vote , Comment , Favorite
Showtime at the Appalling:
2008-05-16 13:11:00 Sign 1: "Who was the greatest female financier?"Sign 2: "Pharoah's daughter. She drew a prophet from the bank"submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Rev. Steve K.These signs may cause people to lose interest.-------------------------------- ----------------------Warning Sign: "Crew working in trees"Church Sign: "God promises a safe landing not a calm passage."submitted by frequent contributor Chris J.File this one under "You know it's time to take a day off from work when..."Note: Yes, I know I can blow the pictures up to see the signs better. What's funny about this one is the juxtaposition of the church sign and the working sign. No emails about this particular one, please. It's on purpose.--------------------------------- ------------------------------"Of all the things (I) wear, my expression is the most important"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Chris J.Really? 'Cause I was kinda hoping you'd say "pants".--------------------------------- ----------... More About: Showtime
Yes, Youk.
2008-05-15 16:14:00 "Who, Meek?" Galations 5:22submitted/post title by frequent contributor Poke"Galations" must be in that Mormon bible or something......and, by the way, it's Galatians 5:23 that talks about meekness.-------------------------------- ----------------------------------------" W.W.J.D. Your website for eternity."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor PokeThe church for people who know nothing about the internet.-------------------------------- ---------------------------------------"S oft soap in the pulpit won't clean the sinner in the pew!"submitted by new contributor Aaron C.It's true: Lava goes nicely with all that hellfire and brimstone.------------------------------- -------------------------------"The people who do their best today are the ones to beat tomorrow."submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.Because beating people is what it's all about.----------------------------------- ------------------------RC of StrangeCulture is running a neat series on a particular ...
Twice the Crumminess:
2008-05-14 15:37:00 "No one is poor who has had a Godly mother.""Nobody is poor who has had a Godly mother"both signs submitted by frequent contributor MJThese signs were seen within a mile of each other on the same road.Didn't their Godly mothers teach them never to copy someone else's work??----------------------------------- ------------------------------------"Heav en, don't miss it for the world."submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyI've seen the trailer, and it does look pretty sweet.----------------------------------- ----------------------------"Keep using My Name like that and I'll make traffic worse!"submitted by new contributor Matt P.Exodus 20:5: "For I, the Lord your God am a jealous God...and sort of spiteful, with a bit of a mean streak as well..."--------------------------------- --------------------------------------"If wishes were fishes we'd live in the sea."submitted by Christopher S.And if Crummy Church Signs were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.WTF ...
Just say whatever comes to your mind...
2008-05-13 15:50:00 "Say it til it sticks"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombat"Don't make crummy signs....don't make crummy signs...don't make crummy signs..."-------------------------------- ------------------------"A woman that fear the Lord she shall be praised"submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatAnd a woman who utilizes correct subject-verb agreement shall not be mocked mercilessly.----------------------------- --------------------------------"There's a miracle in the house!"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatQuick! Shut the doors! Call the exterminator!---------------------------- ----------------------------------------- -----------------------------------"God is never too busy to listen"submitted by frequent contributor PokeHuh? I'm sorry, did you say something?------------------------------- -------------------------------"Is your Bible red or read?"submitted by new contributor Curtis F.Mine's plaid. Does that count?What are they talking about??... More About: Mind
The Second CCS Commentary Contest!
2008-05-12 13:40:00 "No use singing about milk and honey if all you have to show is crab apples."This week's sign comes courtesy of frequent contributors Chris and Sharon Bridges.If you're new to the commentary contest, you can read the rules here.Have your comments in by Thursday at midnight, and I'll post a Top Ten poll next Monday. We had 83 different comments (some with multiple commentaries) for our first ever contest, so let's see if we can beat that next time!Once again, I have a copy of the Crummy Church Signs book for the winner! You might also notice that in the right-hand sidebar I've established overall standings for these contests. If you've been paying any attention at all, you can probably figure out the scoring system....I've got a bunch of crumminess lined up, so stay tuned all week!This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Contest , Commentary
The First Commentary Contest Winner!
2008-05-09 13:53:00 Congrats to DJ Williams, our first ever commentary contest winner! It was a very close vote, but DJ pulled it out in the end.Second place goes to Steve Sensenig, with:"The gospel according to Van Gogh"Third place goes to Poke with:"Sadly, the flame war between the Christian Otologist Federation (COF) and the League of Christian Dentists (LCD) will never end."Congrats to all three excellent entries, and to everyone who participated!DJ: Email me with your mailing address, you win a copy of the Crummy Church Signs book!Also, here's an award badge you can post on your blog:I'll have a new commentary contest Monday, but in the meantime here is some more crumminess:------------------------------ ------------------------------"Pentecost Sunday/ Sermon/No Comma Momma/Happy Mother's Day"submitted by new contributor Trevor P.Well at least this church sign admits they're not going to bother with punctuation.On the other hand: Does anybody know what the &^%$ they're talking about??--... More About: Contest , Commentary , Winner
The Wombat Wins
2008-05-08 23:52:00 BRWombat rocked the house with the new header. Thanks, pal!!Also, due to popular demand, I will now post captions of each sign below each picture to help people read the sign. I liked Daniel #2's idea of an tag, but that doesn't help those who can't read the picture either.Crummy Church Signs: Soliciting free work from other bloggers with nothing better to do since 2004. Oh, and also helping out people with crappy eyesight and terrible employment situations (c).(I think that slogan is too big for a business card). More About: Wins
Behold, our omnipresent God:
2008-05-08 13:46:00 submitted/originally posted by Susannah P.Look, kid: He'd really like to come to your soccer game and all, but there's a universe that needs to be run...----------------------------------- --------------submitted by MJOf course, God coming to you in a vision is always helpful...------------------------------- ------submitted by MJSiign mee uup for soome of thaat!----------------------------------- --submitted by MJHe can, however, be mostly a failure.--------------------------------- ----submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixTurn the car around!! TURN THE CAR AROUND!!--------------------------------- ----------------"Laughter is God's sunshine"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor TaraSnarking is God's little lightning bolt.------------------------------------ --------------"God's grace is dripping like honey"submitted by frequent contributor Tara...though sometimes it might feel stuck, like ketchup.--------------------------------- ------------------Reader Sc... More About: Behold
Work in progress.
2008-05-08 01:21:00 I've been working on some new headers and color combinations.I have to leave now, and this is where I have stopped. I don't know if I'm keeping it. More About: Work , Progress , Work In Progress
It's sort of a 50:50 relationship:
2008-05-07 14:07:00 submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneySola Factum.---------------------------------- ----------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneySo does this sign, since it falls flat.------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyBut if your Armor of God is made of wool, you have much bigger problems.Like this kid, for example.--------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyDo I hear one? One wasted experience in the life God controls? Thank you sir! How about two? Two wasted experiences?? Thanks, ma'am...THREE wasted experiences?!? Do I hear three??This sign isn't that crummy...but it is quite a guilt trip.------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyBut really, are either of those are the best option?---------------------------------- ----------------In case you never read who submits each sign, today wa... More About: Relationship , Sort
Proof That This Blog Isn't Helping (or, "Three of the Worst Signs Ever Subm
2008-05-06 13:47:00 submitted by new contributor Rev. David T.Don't mind us, folks. We'll just be over here lighting the witches on fire and watching the sun revolve around the earth.And we wonder why Rolling Stone writes articles like this.------------------------------------ ----------seen on Nicholas Casey's blog. Originally posted on the Church Sign Generator's collection of church signs.Do it, by all means. Just don't let Him catch you.------------------------------------- ------------submitted by frequent contributor Julie S.Someone there is that doesn't like a church sign.------------------------------------ -----------800+ church signs, 3-and-a-half years of blogging, one book published...and I still get three church signs of this epically low quality submitted within days of each other.Excuse me for a moment whilst I go and slam my head repeatedly on my desk for a while.----------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- -------------------OK, I'm back.Remember y... More About: Blog , Signs , Proof
VOTE for the BEST COMMENT!
2008-05-05 15:29:00 Steve Sensenig:"The gospel according to Van Gogh"D.J. Williams:"But honestly, your face as a whole isn't your best tool."Allen's Brain:"Why the Winged Victory of Samothrace is so lonely."Alli:"What?!?! I just spent 4 grand on braces!!"Saint Schizophrenia:"Yeah, only those who like aural sex."Bruce:"However if you don't want any friends at all, try using a sign."Eric P:"From "Too Polite Euphemisms, Vol. 7". Listed under 'Shut Up'. "Poke:"Sadly, the flame war between the Christian Otologist Federation (COF) and the League of Christian Dentists (LCD) will never end."Diesel:"On the other hand, it's not really about quantity, is it?"Scott Gordon:"Perhaps God should have thought of that when He made Eve for Adam."Opinion Polls & Market ResearchIf you vote, feel free to leave a comment about who you voted for, why you liked their comment, and anyone else you considered. Remember that the winner receives a signed copy of the Crummy Church Signs book. I also might make a little web... More About: Vote , Comment
Watch for Water in Roadway:
2008-05-02 13:57:00 submitted/post title by frequent contributor BRWombatIs must be the rogue Shakespearean troupe performing near the water that's hindering you.(Bible verses are normally OK. But could we please give it some context....and a translation from the past 250 years?)---------------------------------- --------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOh, good. Now that I know what it isn't I'll be sure to recognize it when I see it.BRWombat and I agree: Why wouldn't they finish that verse?!? Or just put the last half??----------------------------------- -------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatIt means someone should proofread your signs?----------------------------------- ------------"At the end of your inning, don't strike out."submitted by frequent contributor Rachel H.But if you pop out to the shortstop, that's OK.-------------------------------------- -------Commentary has ended on the contest. I have a pretty good idea of the Top Ten already, but I'll revie... More About: Watch , Water
It's Hard Out There For A Church Secretary...
2008-05-01 14:10:00 submitted by Glacial SpainWell instead of trying to change the sign daily, they should move to weekly.(Except that most church signs are already done "weakly".)HAR!--------------------------- -------------submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.Their preacher must get really tired.----------------------------------- -----------submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.Your character, maybe.----------------------------------- -----------"We are open between Easter and Christmas"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain...but from Christmas to Easter, we're closed.---------------------------------- -----------Get your comments in by midnight! I'll choose the best ones over the weekend and post a poll on Monday's post. Remember, the winner receives a copy of my book!Back with more crumminess tomorrow!-------------------------------- -----------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Church , Hard
No...I don't wanna.
2008-04-30 15:33:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneUh oh...I see a Valley of the Shadow of Death in your future...-------------------------------- -------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneC U L8R.------------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneI'm pretty sure that they're spies and this is a code to America's enemies.Somebody stop them!!----------------------------------- ----------------submitted by new contributor Kevin W.Winter is God's way of saying "I'm through with you people for a while."---------------------------------- ----------"The best songs come from broken hearts"submitted/asst. reviewed by new contributor Sammi H.Only if you're a fan of emo and country.--------------------------------- -------------The commentary contest is still open! Get your best comments in by midnight tomorrow (Thursday). There are some hilarious ones so far, but there's some low-hanging fruit left over for anyone who...
The First CCS Commentary Contest!
2008-04-29 14:00:00 Stealing a page from my good friend Diesel's book, I'm going to do occasional "Commentary Contest s" here on CCS. It's like a caption contest, but it's just basically seeing who can come up with the best, most snarkiest commentary on a particular church sign. These won't be weekly contests like Diesel's, just every so often when the whim strikes me. Mostly, they'll happen whenever I find a sign that people will have a field day with. This week is the first!!Here are the rules:- leave your commentary in the comments section- leave as many different commentaries as you like- Have all comments in by Thursday at midnight CST.- Next Monday, I will post the top ten (or less) entries here on the blog. Voting again ends Thursday at midnight.- The person with the most votes wins a signed copy of the Crummy Church Sign Volume 1 book.The shorter the comment, the sweeter. Long, theological diatribes probably won't get chosen. Short, snarky, and clever will get the job done.OK, ...
Step One: Dismantle Church Sign
2008-04-28 15:47:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.----------------------------------- ----------------"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"submitted by Glacial SpainOr just stay home and watch church on TV.-------------------------------------- -------------"Pick a hand. Any hand."submitted by Glacial Spain...as you can see, there's nothing hidden in my vestments....---------------------------- -----------------------Thanks to everyone who voted and helped me win my third caption contest. You can see the award in the sidebar to the right.I have a lot of crumminess this week, and tons with pictures (Thanks, everybody!!). And I might have a special surprise tomorrow...stay tuned!!---------------... More About: Church , Sign , Step
So they work all the time?
2008-04-25 16:08:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.------------------------------------- ----------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.---------------------------------- --------------------"Loyalty is one thing leaders canno't do without."submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.A sign that truly inspires confidence in the leadership. Sometimes I canno't believe these signs....-------------------------------- --------------------------"To walk on water, you must first get out of the boat."submitted by frequent contributor Aubree R.Depends which boat. ----------------------------------------- ----------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Time , Work , The Time
So are church signs messages:
2008-04-24 14:00:00 submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.------------------------------------- ---------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:Christ: Is He in you?!?----------------------------------- ----------"God's Transfer of AuthorityDr. Nasir SiddikiMay 2-4"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Nice of God to let us know about that.(Jennifer also passes along this website related to the event. Heck, now that I know an eagle is involved, I'm there!)---------------------------------- ---------"God made you. God claimed you. You are special."submitted by frequent contributor Jamie D.Rev. Stuart Smalley, preacher.-------------------------------- ---------Don't forget to vote, vote, vote!!----------------------------------- ------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Church , Signs , Messages
Artificial Intelligence:
2008-04-23 13:45:00 submitted by frequent contributor Steve S.So you're saying it's my humility that makes me so genuine? Why, I couldn't possibly accept such an accolade. There are so many people more deserving of such praise, and you choose to recognize lil' ol' me?!? Why, I am so honored, but never in a million years did I imagine...------------------------------- ----------submitted by frequent contributor Steve S.And for some reason, Charlie Sheen is on top.------------------------------------- ----We'll wrap up today with what has been an increasingly popular submission. Signs that aren't church signs, but signs for other businesses that seek to purport (extort?) their Christian "virtue":submitted by Ron G.A sale on piercings for Easter? Ballsy!---------------------------------- -----------submitted AND reviewed by QuillyFinally a church I can sink my teeth into!------------------------------------ -----------submitted by new contributor Bob A.God is awesome...but not as awesome as our n... More About: Intelligence , Artificial Intelligence
Humm....are you idiots??
2008-04-22 14:00:00 submitted by f.c. Katherine Trexler. Originally posted here.I hope the federal government rips their tax exempt status right out from under them. Jerks.I wonder if they'd ever post "McCain Hussein...Hummm are they cousins?" (Not that they should, mind you.)Note: This sign was submitted by at least three other folks, but Katherine was first so she gets credit.---------------------------------- ---------------submitted/asst. reviewed by new contributor Anne W.Above all.Including salvation, redemption, etc...Also: Is this church named after the pastor?? Really?!?-------------------------------- -----------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes. KenneyWhat kind of battles to Godly alliances produce?--------------------------------- ------------------"New teaching service: You drive me crazy"submitted by frequent contributor ChristineNew learning service: You didn't have all that far to go.-------------------------------------- -------------"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasting... More About: Idiots
Happy Blue Monday
2008-04-21 14:00:00 submitted by new contributor Adam H.Wow...I've heard of God's chosen people, but that's just ridiculous.(Adam says: "In their defense, it did snow on Easter". But seriously...with as many wrong ways as there are to take that sign, why bother?)--------------------------------- ---------------submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixUmmmmm what if we used proper punctuation.----------------------------- ---------------------submitted by Chris H.Well, at least it's not another PowerPoint.------------------------------ ----------------"The birds are back. The grass is green. God did it again." submitted by frequent contributor Tara, OHYeah, I just wish He'd stop taking the winters off.------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- "Even Jesus had a fish story." submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH-"I'm telling you, Peter, it was THIS BIG!"-"Sure, Lord"------------------------------------ -------... More About: Blue , Happy , Monday , Blue Monday
Not great timing...
2008-04-17 07:01:00 ...but I'm out of town with a field trip the next couple of days. I'll have no time to throw a post out there. I hate that with all the new readers, but oh well. Visit back on Monday for more new crumminess. Hey, spend some time in the archives in the meantime, or maybe visit one of my favorite humor-blogs, likeMattress Police - Seriously: Diesel should have been Farked way before me. And I sincerely mean that in every way imaginable.Clay Pigeon - Joint-effort comedy magazine, now in a holding pattern. We'll get back to this some day. Great stuff, though.I Don't Think It's Going To Rain - My favorite blog by a 20-something Canadian girl. Also, one of my favorite blogs, period.See Mike Draw - Great little cartoons.The Ominous Comma - Oddly addictive.The Frog Bog - Well, I would link to this one, but he got hacked. Oh well.Peace. See you all Monday.-Crummy Joel More About: Timing
Most don't need any leading:
2008-04-16 13:44:00 submitted by new contributor Jonathan E.Seriously...have you met these kids?By the way, Jonathan's friend(s) decided the sign needed some rearranging:----------------------------- --------------------submitted by new contributor Garth K.What, no orphans??-------------------------------- -----------submitted by new contributor Glen M.You can't make this stuff up.-------------------------------------- -------"Tomb available.Used only 3 days.Inquire within."submitted by new contributor Lisa J.It's more of a "flipper", though. Needs a whole new rock in front of the entrance.-------------------------------- --------------Well, yesterday was an interesting day around here. 25,000 unique visitors, for starters. Fark.com linked my way, which sent most of the free world over here. Thanks for all the new submissions and comments, and I hope most of you will come back regularly!This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Leading
Some restrictions apply:
2008-04-15 14:55:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatThe government bail-out has officially gone too far.------------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Allen's Brain...because your old life off-line sucks.----------------------------------- --------------"Spring washes away the dark and dingy world"submitted by frequent contributor Ironic CatholicApparently Satan is like the witch in the Wizard of Oz. All it takes is a little water...--------------------------------- -------------------A couple of interesting tidbits from CCS world. First, some may have missed the comment left by "Anonymous" on last Thursday's post (the post that Emily guest-posted):"Joel your a #1 jerk these churches has done nothing to you. I AM PERSONAL GOING TO NOTIFY THE PASTORS OF THESE LOCAL ASSEMBLIES AND HAVE LEGAL ACTION TAKING AGAINST YOU AND THIS SITE FOR UNEXCUSED ACTS TO DESTROY THE CHARACTER OF THESE CHURCHES AND THERE CONGREGATIONS"I post this partly to show ...
Uh oh...I'm allergic to feathers.
More articles from this author:2008-04-14 14:00:00 submitted by new contributor The Poke ShowFlap, dammit!! FLAP!!!---------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Miss KittyLemme guess...it has something to do with a Potluck??Seriously: 180 years. Congrats!!------------------------------- --------------------"God is like General Electric. He brings good things to light."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor TaraI hear He also makes stellar side-by-side refrigerators.--------------------------- -------------------------"Evolution yells 'survival', but does not explain arrival" -M.B.submitted/asst. reviewed by new contributor Dan B.If Johnnie Cochran represented Creationists...(...but who's M.B.??)---------------------------------- ------------------And speaking of evolution....A tip of the hat to fellow Nashvillian (and Faith Blogger on Nashville is Talking) Gavin from Hit the Back Button to Move Forward for the following wonderful find, originally posted on his blog:---------------------... More About: Feathers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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