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How To Capture a Crummy Church Sign While Riding In an Autorikshaw...
2008-04-11 16:24:00 ....an instructional video, with commentary, by Ryan DeVries, Chennai, India:"The things I will do to get the shot of a CCS (Crummy Church Sign ) for Joel to ridicule. I realized why risk a one shot miss of the illusive Ashram of Sri La Sri of Pighill sign when I could take a video... then a screen shot...": And the resulting screen shot:Joel' comment: Well, at least they're not out of toilet paper.Thanks to Ryan and his wife Nancy for their efforts on the other side of the globe. And not just efforts in gathering crumminess, though that is appreciated as well. :)--------------------------------------- --------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Capture , Riding
Guest Reviewer: Emily, the non-crummy sister
2008-04-10 14:24:00 Today, we have a special guest reviewer of church signs....Emily , the non-crummy sister. Emily is an up-and-coming artist, scroll down below the church sign reviews to check out some of her work.Emily is also an up-and-coming snarker....actually, I take that back. She's got me beat in that area, too. Here are today's signs and reviews, all submitted and reviewed by Emily:"You are on Heaven's Most Wanted list" Does John Walsh host that, too? "Clear your mind of can't" Okay, as long as 'won't' is still acceptable. "If love was a crime would you be found guilty" Well, it is a battlefield, and I do give it a bad name... "Sin has no minimum wage" And if it did, it would definitely be higher than $5.85 an hour. "The path with no obstacles usually leads nowhere" Video game theology for our modern times. ----------------------------------------- --As I mentioned, Emily is an up-and-coming artist. You can see samples of her work on her MySpace page, but for those of you wi... More About: Guest , Sister
There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure, 'cause you know somet
2008-04-09 14:00:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane BrownIt really makes me wonder....------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownHow about a burning bush? Does God still do those?----------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownI can't tell if this is a crummy sign or a cry for help.------------------------------------ ----------------"Saturday is Bag Day!"submitted by frequent contributor TaraWe can only hope this goes much better than last Saturday, which was "Hag Day".And the Saturday before that...yeesh, don't even ask about that PR nightmare....---------------------------- ----------------------"Extreme makeovers start here!"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Eric P.All together now: "Move that sign! Move that Sign ! ...."------------------------------------ ----------------Thank you for your help in clicking banners yesterday. Sorry for my grouchiness, I just h... More About: Wall , The wall
Whatasaviour.
2008-04-08 14:00:00 submitted and originally posted on Signs of IntellectCan I talk to Him through the drive-thru? Is that what they mean by that "Still, Small Voice"?"Yes, I'll have the 'Loaves & Fish' extra value meal, please...."------------------------------ ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyUnderstanding Ladies Day? Uh, yeah....good luck with that one.------------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixIn other words, whatever you "recieve" is what you deserve.--------------------------------- ----------------------"Jesus loves ASU. He still isn't sure about U of A."submitted by Jared H.And you can forget all about USA.Wait...------------------------------ ------------------------"Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody else does."submitted by new contributor Barbara B.They really shouldn't take their complaints with their pastor public like this...---------------------------------- ------------...
Thank Geezus!
2008-04-07 14:36:00 originally posted on Flickr. Seen/asst. reviewed by f.c. Ironic CatholicFlorida's governor has the power over death?!?!?------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Gavin R.Does this "culture of the cross" require me to wear one of these?? Or these?? If so, I'll pass.This church sign isn't a bad sentiment, I'm just a little leery when Christians ask if people can "see" I'm a Christian. I sure hope they can tell when they meet me, but that's a little different. ----------------------------------------- ---submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixIt's my choice whether or not hell is a reality?!? Sweet deal!------------------------------------ --------------------"Signs, Wonders, Miracles. This is a spirit filled church!"submitted AND reviewed by Sarah R.How do they ever have time for a sermon?---------------------------------- ----------------------"Promise only what you can deliver, then deliver more than you can promise."submi...
Red hots! Get your red hots here!
2008-04-04 14:22:00 submitted by frequent contributors Chris and Sharon BridgesProbably a legit event to raise money for something. I just love the thought of "Synergy Hot Dogs"...I wonder how they're different from regular hot dogs??----------------------------------- --------------------Sign says "Faithfulness is a race with no finish line"submitted by frequent contributor Katherine TrexlerWhereas faithlessness is a race with no starter's pistol??--------------------------------- -------------------Sign says "Live to Love. Love to Stay Alive. Give to stay humble. Stay humble to meet Jesus."submitted by frequent contributor Katherine TrexlerMeet Jesus to Live. Live to Love. Love to Stay Alive.....Hey...our Bible is a recursive loop!!----------------------------------- -----------------"A going church for a coming Jesus"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Katherine TrexlerWhat if they miss each other that way?------------------------------------- --------------"We never met anyone who cou... More About: Hots
We're not from Mars after all?
2008-04-03 15:03:00 submitted by frequent contributor ChrisNext Sunday's sermon: "Lies About Women".---------------------------------- ----------submitted by Bonnie M.Dear You,I have a problem. It also happens to be you.-God.-------------------------------- --------submitted by new contributor Marie H.In the body of Christ, this church is the stomach.--------------------------------- ------------submitted by new contributor Lois H.Huh. So that's how He did it.-------------------------------------- ---"God is like v05 hairspray. He holds in all kinds of weather."submitted by frequent contributor Tara, OHGod is also like a righteous judge, who expresses His wrath every day (Psalm 7:11). I doubt they'll ever put that on their sign.(Joel's note: Nor should they. There's not enough space to give it the proper context. Just sayin').--------------------------------- ---------"SufferingSunday 8 AM."submitted by new contributor MaresiWell, at least they're up front about it.-----------------------------... More About: Mars
No, and I didn't get this sign either:
2008-04-02 15:08:00 submitted by frequent contributor MicahOn my forehead?Here's the verse referenced. Micah and I can't figure this one out at all. Any help??----------------------------------- -------------submitted by frequent contributor MicahJesus won the victory...and now He's the Last Comic Standing here at Holy Humor Sunday! Congratulations, Jesus! Do you have anything to say?!?Jesus: "Take my life....please!"(Audience guffaws loudly...)------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor MicahEasiest of all is finding a way to avoid both options.--------------------------------- ---------------submitted and asst. reviewed by new contributor Rev. Jim ParsonsNotice that they didn't put "Jesus Saves". That's because even He pays close to $3.50 for gas nowadays.-------------------------------- -----------------------"No disciple left behind."submitted by SusannahWell...maybe Judas. But that's all.------------------------------------- ------------------"Raising... More About: Sign
A turkey of a church sign:
2008-04-01 14:49:00 submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixAnd lust is like cranberry sauce...(I'll censor myself here. If you feel like completing this joke, feel free to use the comments section. I feel there's a pretty obvious one hanging out there, just waiting for someone to knock it out of the park. Have at it...)----------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by new contributor Christy F....and you'll be sure to get to heaven!Note: I thought at first this church was the "Seafood Church of Christ". That would've been better.---------------------------------- ------------submitted by frequent contributor Alli T.No wonder I'm always late.------------------------------------ --------submitted by frequent contributor Alli T.Are they positive?-------------------------------- ------------"Get ready for the Easter frog."submitted by new contributor Christy F.Easter eggs aren't nearly as pretty when they come from a frog. Ew.Oh, and....what the ^%&$ are they ... More About: Turkey , Sign
Our Bible is a recursive loop.
2008-03-31 15:49:00 submitted/post title by frequent contributor BRWombatI prefer to keep things out of my end, if at all possible. Especially beginnings.------------------------------ ----------------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatUnfortunately, it is to be followed by Miserable May.------------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jennie SowersExcept on the West Coast, where He will be appearing on tape delay. And don't forget to turn in next month for Jesus Live II!!------------------------------------- -------------submitted by new contributor Melanie W.--------------------------------------- ---------"The Prince of darkness grim, we tremble not for him."submitted by new contributor Linda PotsmaTheir church sign is a bulwark constantly failing.--------------------------------- ---------------"The road to the Kingdom of God is always under construction."submitted by frequent contributor ChristineIf that's the case, then Jesus' last wo... More About: Bible , Loop
How much can YOU bare?!?
2008-03-27 14:15:00 originally posted by Bethany on Unnecessary Quotation MarksSometimes nothing I write can be funnier than the sign itself. This is one of those times.----------------------------------- -----------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyAll right, who took Mother Goose off of her Zoloft?!?-------------------------------- ------------------------submitted by new contributor Bonnie MorrisIn honest pursuit of Jesus and a delicious breakfast!!------------------------------ ----------------And, finally, our first sign in a foreign language!submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy Devries, Chennai, IndiaTranslated:"Jesus rose from the dead just like he said come and see the place where they laid him"Can't say I disagree with the sentiment at all....however, I must admit that I am thrilled to death at the thought of a steady diet of crummy signs in another language! (Ryan assures me that the Tamil letters are interchangeable).Thanks, ... More About: Bare
2 Crummy.
2008-03-26 14:48:00 submitted by new contributors Chris BridgesOMG! We rly do. 2 true. CU l8r.------------------------------------- ----------------submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, IndiaIsn't that a slogan for a bra company??-------------------------------- --------------------------"Women in the pulpit. Join us."submitted by new contributor Eric P.Hey ladies...how YOU doin'? Come here often?? Y'know...those vestments would look good on the floor next to...Oh....not like that? My bad.------------------------------------- ------------------------"Authentic. Sundays at 11:00."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OHCompletely ingenuous the rest of the time.------------------------------------ ---------------------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- --------
The toom is empty!
2008-03-25 14:55:00 submitted/originally posted by Nikki at Red Pen Inc.Thankfully, he "ressurected" to forgive spelling mistakes, right?!?--------------------------------- ------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyPoor Job. On top of everything else, he couldn't spell either.---------------------------------- -------------------"Salvation served daily. No reservations needed."submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchToo late. I already have reservations about this church.---------------------------------- ---------------"Here I come, ready or not! -God"submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchOlli Olli Omnipotent Free!------------------------------------ ---------------"Park your keester here this Easter."submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.I wonder if they also tell you to "Get your butt here this Christm-ass"----------------------------- ------------------------Thanks for all the submissions lately. I have, however, decided that... More About: Toom , Empty
bleah.
2008-03-24 15:41:00 I'll have a new post tomorrow (Tuesday). Sorry for the delay. I need submissions, also. If you're holding on to them, now would be a great time to send them along.
Shouldn't He know?
2008-03-19 14:51:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatSo much for Omnipresence.---------------------------- --------------------------submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatCome celeb-ate the Esu--ection!----------------------------- -------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Lincoln J"Some thought that we could come up with a non-crummy sign..."insert sign text here"...turns out those people were right"----------------------------------- -----------"Sin is the leading cause of death."submitted by new contributor Bryany D.We should hold a fundraiser of some sort...---------------------------------- -----------"After the darkest night, perhaps the brightest dawn"submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Catherine C.Because nothing says hope like uncertainty!----------------------------- ----------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- --------
Coming soon to a gaming console near you:
2008-03-18 14:26:00 submitted/post title by new contributor Jamison SmithI wonder if there's a cheat code I can use instead.--------------------------------- ----------------------submitted by frequent contributor Lincoln JSend in the clowns? Clowns in the send?(This one has me completely stumped. Anybody?!?)------------------------------ -----------------"Time to think of your source of power."submitted by frequent contributor Chris JSays Chris: "Not too terribly funny until I saw one of these trucks a minute later:"(PG&E = Pacific Gas & Electric)-------------------------------- ---------------"The cross: God's way of turning a minus into a plus."submitted by new contributor Jane F.The noose: The old west's way of turning a zero into a one.------------------------------------- ------------Remember to check out this week's version of The Clay Pigeon humor magazine if you haven't already.This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Gaming , Console
Clay Pigeon, the Online Humor Magazine!
2008-03-17 14:09:00 It's Monday, so that means the new issue of the online sensation, The Clay Pigeon humor magazine is out!In this week's issue:- A special CP news report: The children of Darfur find hope in Japan's attempts to fly paper airplanes in space.- The CP interview: A brief chat with Ben Wallace's Subconscious Mind.- The CP Op-Ed piece: A disgruntled ice cube speaks out.- Hey, NYC: Shut. Your. Mouth.- Ask the Pigeon: Harry's brother Larry's questionable invitation to a wedding. What is one to do?!?Plus, a new Pigeon Hole that suggests new names for Carrot Top if he were beheaded, a new See Mike Draw, a new Crummy Church Sign of the week, and more: All in this week's edition of the Clay Pigeon!More crumminess tomorrow. Stay tuned!----------------------------------- --------------------This post cross-posted on:-------------------------------------- -------- More About: Humor , Magazine , Online
Was that really only last Monday?!?
2008-03-14 13:58:00 submitted by Chris HobeckOr as we know it, "Fulfilled".----------------------------- ----------------submitted by Chris HobeckI am much more comfortable with traditional arguing with Jesus.----------------------------------- ----------submitted by Chris HobeckAll in favor, say....oh, never mind.------------------------------------ ---------"Mighty men of God Conference!"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Bruce BezaireTopic: Humility--------------------------------- ---------------"Bkfst with the Easter Bunny"submitted by frequent contributor Bruce BezaireBunny Bacon? Or perhaps just mixed up into an omelette...------------------------------ -----------------"Your Bible is the best alarm clock."submitted by frequent contributor Bruce BezaireIt comes with its own "snooze" function...(See...I don't believe that. But it's too easy. Toooooo easy. If they set it on a tee for me, I'm gonna hit it out of the park.)----------------------------------- -----------This post cross-... More About: Monday
Hey is for horses.
2008-03-13 14:57:00 submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr you could swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.---------------------------------- ---------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Scott GordonDid anybody consult Jesus about this plan?!? I'm not so sure He's in favor.----------------------------------- --------------submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Scott GordonMasses are welcome. Individuals: Stay away!------------------------------------ -------------"God is like Bayer aspirin. He works wonders."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor TaraUse as directed, keep out of reach of children and consult your doctor before using the Almighty if you have asthma, ulcers or are pregnant.-------------------------------- ----------------Thanks to everyone who responded to my call to arms yesterday! I've got enough crumminess for the rest of the week, and I'm sure some of the usual suspects will have submissions for me as we go on this month. I really appreciat... More About: Horses
Isn't God more like the original Space Invader??
2008-03-12 14:03:00 submitted by frequent contributor Sally Gates, AKJohn 20:13: " 'Dear woman, why are you crying" the angels asked her. "Because Lara Croft has taken away my Lord, and I don't know where she has put him.'"----------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Bent KangarooWho needs Viagra?!? I've got God!!------------------------------------ -------------------AAAAAND.....that' s it. I'm out of submissions. That hasn't happened in a long, long time, usually there's quite a backlog in my email folder. So, those of you who sit on large quantities of signs and send them all in at once...now would be a great time to send them my way! :)--------------------------------------- ---------------Today's short post gives me the chance to tell you more about the new Alltop Humor feed aggregator. Alltop means "All The Top..." and it's really pretty cool (and it's been sending lots of readers my way, which is nice). This has the chance to be a very, very ... More About: Space , Original , Space Invader , Invader
Then shut the %$&* up already.
2008-03-11 15:00:00 submitted by frequent contributors Nate and Heidi GilmoreWanna bet the pastor speaks for longer than 30 minutes each Sunday??--------------------------------- --------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rachel H.Be verrrrrry careful when they break out the cardboard box in this service. You might just want to sit close to the exit.------------------------------------ ------------"Some people have less than you, but give God more thanks."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchSome churches have my respect, but they don't make insulting assumptions about total strangers.------------------------------- ------------------"Have mercy. Mercy triumph's judgment."submitted by frequent contributor Les DuLunchAnd grammar.--------------------------------- -----------------Be sure to check out this week's edition of humor magazine Clay Pigeon if you haven't already!Humor-blogs.com is expensive because demand exceeds supply.Keep 'em coming. More About: Shut
Clay Pigeon
2008-03-10 13:00:00 In this week's edition of the online humor magazine Clay Pigeon ...- an in-depth study of who is stupider: the employees of home-improvement stores, or the shopping carts.- A new series at CP: Geek of the Week. This week's Geek: The Geekus Rollforinitiatious.- CP interviews another B-grade (okay...C-grade) celeb. This time it's Vladimir Putin's dog. No, not that one. The other dog.- From CP's archives: See what we were saying back in 1990 about a little Washington-based computer company. - The first ever letter to Clay Pigeon's editor!Plus a new Pigeon Hole (Least Popular Wrestlers, 1989-present), a new See Mike Draw, Crummy Church Sign of the Week, and much, much more.I'll be back with more crumminess tomorrow!Keep 'em coming.
Makes me want to give God a great, big Huggie:
2008-03-07 14:07:00 submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixHe luvs us so much, He Pampers us.-------------------------------------- ----------------submitted by Lauren BinghamThis sign is "wide right".---------------------------------- ---------------"www.getonyourknees.com"su bmitted by new contributor Susan SomersWhat are the odds that, in an effort to be clever, they unknowingly advertised a porn site?(Note: I checked. Don't bother.)--------------------------------- ------------------"Got Jesus? Come inside for a free sample."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchOne per visit, per person.---------------------------------- -------------------Sorry for the font issues this morning, blogger is just plain crazy sometimes.CCS is now a part of the aggregated feed over at Nashville is Talking. This is a nice collection of blogs written by local Nashvillians (or "Nashvillains"). It's hosted by WKRN News 2, go check it out.I've also noticed I'm part of the aggregated fe... More About: Great , Give
Yesterday, all these church signs seemed so far away....
2008-03-06 15:56:00 submitted by frequent contributor Nate and Heidi GilmoreThe day after that I will be your bus driver. Then, your pharmacist. After that we'll just sort of play it by ear.------------------------------------- ----------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatTurn your head and cough.----------------------------------- -----------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombat"Take. Eat. This is my pastel-colored chocolate egg. As often as you eat this egg and pet this bunny...do this in remembrance of Me."------------------------------------- ---------"Does your Myspace reflect His face?"submitted by new contributor Mike HaskewHe's in my "Top 8". Isn't that enough??--------------------------------- ------------Does your humor-blogs.com reflect His face?Keep 'em coming. More About: Church , Signs , Yesterday
Oh, the signs outside are frightful...
2008-03-05 03:06:00 submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownSure...the lift tickets are free, but they kill you on the concessions.----------------------------- ----------------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownThis sign is soooooooooooooo crummy!---------------------------------- -----------------submitted by frequent contributor Jamie DunbarFor those actually in attendance, it's not as inspiring.What were they trying to say there?----------------------------------- --------------"God gave us a palette of colors to keep the day from being gray" "On a rainy day, carry a smile and a bright umbrella" Two sides of the same sign submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily BezaireThis church sign is brought to you by the letter 'N', the number 6, and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.---------------------------- --------------------"When prayer goes up, the glory cloud comes down." submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH Is that Newton's long-lost 4th La... More About: Signs
I've got a 50/50 chance on this one:
2008-03-04 02:53:00 submitted/post title by frequent contributor Duane Brown(c) All of the above.(d) None of the above.(e) What the $%&* are they talking about?----------------------------------- ----------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown"Where His blood drownsAnd His body chases my blues awayAnd I'll be okay ..."------------------------------------- --------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownThat's because they're always paving it with Good Intentions.------------------------------ ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownGod's blessings aren't Targets. They're Wal-Marts. Just ask them, they'll tell you.------------------------------------- -------------- "Macrobiotics Back to the Garden Free Class 3/1" submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire Do. Not. Drink anything they give you at that class. ----------------------------------------- ---------- "Success is never final Failure is never fatal"submitt... More About: Chance
Clay Pigeon: The Looming Recession Issue
2008-03-03 14:06:00 It's Week 3 of the wildly successful new online humor magazine, The Clay Pigeon . This week, we're tackling a theme issue for the first time, with every article about the impending recession.See such hilarious and informative articles as:- CP Publisher Rusty Gibbons is back with a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the Looming Recession issue.- The CP interview with Donald Trump's hair.- Smiley Inflation is at an all time high.- A transcript of Britney Spears' recent address to the American Coal Foundation.- America's #1 Threat is a golden duck.Plus a new Pigeon Hole, which gives alternative uses for your devalued dollar bills, a new See Mike Draw, a new Crummy Church Sign of the week, and more in this weeks Looming Recession issue of the Clay Pigeon.I've got plenty of crumminess stored up for the rest of this week. Stay tuned! More About: Issue
Yeah! What?!?
2008-02-29 04:46:00 submitted AND reviewed by new contributor ZI can only imagine that at such an event one would receive communion from a Lil' John style Pimp Cup.Joel's Note: ...and here's a definition of "crunk", for those of you not in the know. Nice, huh?------------------------------------- -------submitted by new contributor Nancy, PAIn fact, isn't that the whole idea behind the five points of Calvinism?Totally Rockin'Unconditional Good TimesLimited InterruptionsIrresistible PersonalitiesPerseverance of the Party!...or something like that??(I love the fact that it's not "Presbyterians have more fun". It's "Presbyterians are more fun". Like it's inherent. Like we're born into it. Almost....predestined. :) ).--------------------------------------- -------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix, ALSo instead of sending people to www.bible.com (a real website about the Bible), they have to be "clever" and send them to a non-existent destination?Seriously...did they think... More About: Yeah
Wait...I have to stop complaining first?
2008-02-28 15:14:00 submitted/post title by frequent contributor Alli ThompsonMy favorite part of this sign: They used an upside-down "M" as a "W" on the permanent part of the sign (in the pastor's name).Sadly, this has happened once before. If someone cares to go archive-diving and find it and post the link in the comments, I'll update this post with kudos and the link.------------------------------------ ------------submitted by frequent contributor Alli ThompsonSo can "Commandment 11" be found at the church or at Diane's Beauty Shop?"Thou shalt not have split ends..."--------------------------------- ---------------"The past is gone, let Jesus guide your future"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Alli ThompsonSince when is the Bible not part of the past?------------------------------------ ------------"Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OHWhich is exactly why I went out and bought yesterday's cat.Joel's note: What t... More About: Stop , Wait
Hey! I liked 2007!
More articles from this author:2008-02-27 16:19:00 submitted by frequent contributor LaurenHe never gets invited to all the good years.----------------------------------- -------------submitted by frequent contributor LaurenRedemption Today: 11:35Baptism Today: 11:45Wayward Backsliding Today 11:55------------------------------------ --------------submitted by frequent contributor LaurenSo I shouldn't go back in my time machine and change history?--------------------------------- ---------------submitted by frequent contributor LaurenHmm...can I get a phone number for a monthly devotion instead?--------------------------------- ---------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor LaurenAs opposed to...?Joel's note: Just kiddin' Baptists!-------------------------------- ----------------"How you do anything is how you do everything."submitted by new contributor Christopher SalzmanThat's not true. I shower naked.----------------------------------- -----------------Clay Pigeon. Go. Now.2008 will be like 2007 if humor-blogs.co... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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