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...or the person reading this sign.
2007-12-13 13:46:00 submitted/post title by Jennifer NelsonDuring Palm Sunday the sign says, "If you're not worshipful, you must be a jackass".-------------------------------- -----------------submitted by Cindy Tucker...preferably in the middle of the sermon.What makes it even better is what's next to the church sign:As Cindy said on her Flickr page: "Say whatever... just say it loud and proud."---------------------------------- ---------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney"Dear Heavenly Father. My toilet is clogged. I was wondering how I should go about fixing it..."----------------------------------- --------------"Heavenly Insurance. Inquire Inside."submitted and asst. reviewed by Allen's BrainIn the unfortunate case that you ever end up in heaven, we have you covered.--------------------------------- ---------------- "Christmas is more than getting new underwear and eating candy out of a big sock"submitted and by Allen's BrainNo wonder they're grumpy about Christmas..... More About: Reading , Sign , Person
I returned it for one that fit me better:
2007-12-12 14:03:00 submitted by frequent contributor Chandler CarrikerGood thing I peeked early....poor little guy couldn't breathe.--------------------------------- ---------------------"If you love God, Yule love his Son."submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Jordan W.Nothing says "Jesus" like pagan traditions and bad puns.------------------------------------ ------------------ "Miracles don't just happen on 34th street. They happen right here on Main Street."Apparently their cable guy showed up on time.------------------------------------ -----------------While we're in the holiday mood with this post, new friend of CCS Jackie Williams Bennett sends in this interesting Chanukah anecdote ...Also in case you weren't aware, take this warning: Reading Crummy Church Signs has been known to cause vomiting and nightmares. Read further at your own risk.------------------------------------ --------------If you love this blog, Yule love humor-blogs.comKeep 'em coming.
Snark: Season Two!
2007-12-11 14:50:00 I have resumed my writing duties over at The Snark, so be sure to check out today's entry! At least somebody is doing some writing out there!----------------------------------- ------------------Also, check out this letter I received last week from new friend of CCS Darcy Plymire:I don't have a new church sign to share with you, but looking at your list of most-often submitted signs, I could not help but remember the first time I saw such a sign. It was April or May of 1969 and my family had just moved to the little town of Linville, NC. It was our first time living in the South, and we were completely unaccustomed to southern ways. So, imagine our delight when we came across a roadside church sign, in the little hamlet of Foscoe, NC, (a place that does not show up on maps but rests along NC 105 between Boone and Linville). The message was simple, and quite familiar, now. Yup, you guessed it, "What's missing in CH_____CH? UR."I am writing not just to share that nostalgic moment... More About: Season
It's All About Tha Tribe of Benjamin...
2007-12-10 15:16:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneHonestly...there are no commercial considerations in the holiday whatsoever.Really.We mean it.-------------------------------------- ---------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneExcept for you...I'm not going to tell you. I'm going to make you guess.----------------------------------- ---------------"Swallowing pride won't cause indigestion."submitted by frequent contributor Emily BezaireIt might give you a nasty case of Dianetics, though...-------------------------------- ------------------"Save face. Keep the lower half shut."submitted by frequent contributor Emily BezaireSave the rest of us and cover up the upper half, too.------------------------------------- ------------Emily reports that the last two messages were on opposite sides of the same sign. So you're supposed to keep your mouth shut but swallow something while doing that. Nice advice!Speaking of Emily, anyone else disappointed that one of our top reviewer... More About: Tribe , Benjamin
So that MySpace in Heaven is secured:
2007-12-07 13:54:00 submitted by new contributor Clayton MauritzenYes, but I'm just there for the dating scene.----------------------------------- --------------"Gas is high. Faith fill-ups are free."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchFaith might move mountains, but it doesn't seem to work on my car.------------------------------------- -------------"Holiday musical December 15"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunchYou're a church! Couldn't you at least call it Christmas?!?----------------------------- ----------------------"Are you challenging the ordinary? Live the extraordinary!"submitted by Anna GravierI challenged the ordinary.It won.------------------------------------- --------------Thanks for everyone who responded to yesterday's request for advice regarding the Atheist website. One of the things that I like about CCS (and, quite frankly, one of the only reasons I keep it going) is that it turns into a neat confluence of people with vastly differ... More About: Myspace , Heaven
I feel a Praise Chorus coming on...
2007-12-06 15:52:00 submitted by new contributor Rebekah HammettPsalm 118: 24. "This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and not ^&%$ it up."------------------------------------- ----------submitted by frequent contributor Brett McNewAm I supposed to call that number to say my angry words? Are they just trying to prove that they can never be unsaid by recording our conversation?---------------------------- --------------------"Give thanks always. Order Christmas cookies now!"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OHI know I always feel more thankful after a Thin Mint.------------------------------------ -----------"Happiness is knowing what happiness is."submitted by new contributor Carolyn BomgaarsI know: Let's just get a huge freaking inflatable Charlie Brown and stand it up next to our church sign.------------------------------------ -------------Sorry for the no-show yesterday. On top of teaching 12 and 13 year olds and being a best selling author, I am also purs... More About: Praise , Feel
Lost in Translation?
2007-12-04 15:56:00 submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, INDIAYou should also be humble in veal. I think.Nancy says that it originally said "be strong and humble and woe will heal", and it changed to this the next day. Perhaps it was a sign vandal, but one thinks they would have changed it back immediately rather than leave it up for a while:I wonder which definition of "weal" they were referencing.----------------------------- --------------------submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, INDIADirect quote from the Bible...not bad. Except that I originally thought they were claiming they will wait until Christ returns. The context is actually God speaking to Gideon, though. Still not a bad sentiment, but perhaps misleading because of the lack of context.--------------------------------- -------------"Prayer for 250 members who never come, never give"submitted by frequent contributor Beth P.I can't imagine why they would all want to stay a... More About: Lost , Translation , Tran
Don't make me call Vinny....
2007-12-03 16:02:00 seen here on Flickr. Directed and asst. reviewed by Ironic Catholic.At last, the plot to the long-rumored Sopranos movie is revealed.-------------------------------- --------------------------seen here on Flickr. Directed by Ironic Catholic.Only if He promises to take the top bunk.And only if He knows what a tie on the doorknob means.----------------------------------- ---------------"Beat the Christmas rush. Stop in now!"submitted by frequent contributor Stefanie SpruillIf I drive past this church at 4:30 on a Tuesday morning, do you think they still mean it?-------------------------------------- -------------------I know I promised a weekend post with pics of the new Casa Crummy...but it rained all weekend, so I'll try and do it some time this week.In the meantime, check out the all new Humor-blogs.com. Diesel has made some great changes, there are a lot more sites in the aggregated feed, plus now you can browse your favorite humor sites by category. Check it out!--------------... More About: Make , Call
A Porpoise-Driven Life.
2007-11-30 14:02:00 submitted and Post Title by frequent contributor Tracy RoachNot a church sign, but a nativity scene. A fairly normal nativity scene, at that. Except for the fact that there are dolphins accompanying the wise men to the manger. Did I miss something somewhere?------------------------------- ---------------------"Praise loudly. Blame softly."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jamie...and carry a BIG stick.----------------------------------- -----------------" 'That 'Love your neighbor' thing? I meant it.' - God."submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Bonnie MaisenYou can pretty much ignore the rest of the Bible, but I was being serious on this one...----------------------------------- ---------------------"Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Chandler CarrikerWhat's the blue book value on a wretch like me?-------------------------------------- --------------------"Thanks and giving go together."submitted AND reviewe... More About: Life
Maybe He'd prefer a Cruise instead?
2007-11-29 13:48:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jenny SowersI suppose it could be worse...they could have left out the "h" instead of the "t".------------------------------------- ------------submitted by frequent contributor Jenny Sowers"The Bible"...or some reasonable facsimile thereof.Bethany...care to take this one?------------------------------------- --------------- "Life: Your only chance. Eternity: Payback time."submitted by frequent contributor Steve Sensenig....starring Chuck Norris as God, with special appearances by Vin Diesel as St. Peter & Sly Stallone as the angel Gabriel.--------------------------------- ------------------"Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OHNext week, on a very special Dancing With The Stars...--------------------------------- -------------------"God blesses us all the time; why do we only thank Him some of the time?"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contrib... More About: Cruise , Refer
OMG. R U 4 Real?
2007-11-28 13:54:00 Sign says: "Going 2 Church Doesn't Make U A Chris ti an Anymore thang o ing 2 McDonald's makes U A Hamburger."submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyI think I'd like to kick the writer of this sign right in the McNuggets.------------------------------- --------------------- "Life stinks. We've got a pew for you."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Ironic CatholicIt's not exactly "Life. What a beautiful choice." is it?-------------------------------------- -------------"When you do good, you do God."submitted by new contributor Michelle WatsonYou know what they say: Once you go God, you'll never go back.------------------------------------ -----------------A big thanks to friend of CCS (and humor-blogs member) Frogster from the Frog Bog Blog for his extremely positive review of my book. The comments section said some really nice things as well, so thanks to everyone over at the Frog Bog. If anyone else posts a review of the book on their site, send me ... More About: Real
"I sez 'It is finished', 'cuz I et me Spinach, I'm Jesus the Saviour Man!"
2007-11-27 01:54:00 submitted and asst. reviewed by new contributor Julie SesnovichBut I'm an adult and I still hate spinach.And really...who "loves" spinach? Tolerate? OK. Likes? Maybe. Loves?!? No way.------------------------------------- ---originally posted on Gavin's blogI could go on and on and on about this sign...but Gavin already did it so very well, just go over there and read his thoughts on it.-------------------------------------- -----"If you don't believe in Hell you should come hear our preacher."submitted by frequent contributor Joy Cook...AND you should see his wife.------------------------------------ ------WWJD? WWUD?submitted by new contributor Tammie GittI'm pretty sure he'd give us no need to fear because, after all, he's here.Seriously, though...who are they talking about?!?--------------------------------- --------"Relief comes in the morning when you've been on your knees in the night." submitted by new contributor Erik The InternIf it takes 'til morning, then som... More About: Jesus , Spinach , Saviour , Nish , Nach
Admittedly, "...in which joy thrives" doesn't make for a much better sign.
2007-11-26 13:40:00 submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyI think they used one of those Magnetic Poetry sets for this sign......and I think some of the words were missing.--------------------------------- ---------------------submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix--"I" will, thanks for the advice.Also appropriate for Bethany's blog.------------------------------------ --------------"Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position."submitted by frequent contributor Joy CookToday's message brought to you by Nike.------------------------------------ -------------"Press prayer until something happens."submitted by frequent contributor Joy CookAnd if nothing happens, it helps if you start hammering on it repeatedly while cursing a lot.------------------------------------- -----------"A key to failure is to try to please everyone."submitted by frequent contributor Joy CookEspecially that God fellow. He's darn near impossible to make happy.----------------------------------- -----... More About: Sign , Make
West Bank Story?
2007-11-20 14:32:00 submitted, reviewed, and post title by f.c. Bruce BezairePerhaps it's "The King and I"?For their encore, they could perform "I Don't Know How To Love Him"------------------------------------- -----------submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Aaron LeeYou mean it's not Tony Danza?!?--------------------------------- ----------------"Too many people get married for better or worse but not for good."submitted AND reviewed by Rev. Bill BeattySigh...So, divorced people, don't come to church here...---------------------------------- --------------CCS will be going on Thanksgiving break for the rest of the week. Joy from NC recently sent me a big batch of crumminess, but it will have to kick off next week. Also by next week I hope to have pictures of the new Casa Crummy to share with you all! Yep, that's right: On top of signing dozens upon dozens of books and shipping them to all corners of the world (India, Iceland, Canada, and 20+ states), we moved this weekend. It's been...bu... More About: Story , West , Bank , West Bank
Not tonight, honey...
2007-11-19 13:44:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jerry WebberJudging from the title of this newspaper that's not what these people did....Props to Jerry for the post title as well.EDIT: Indie points out in the comments section that, basically, I'm an idiot. She said it much nicer than that, but it's true. Apparently I needed to read the article closer...-------------------------------- ---------------submitted by frequent contributor Jerry WebberBut that church down the road......(shudders)--------------------- -------------------------------"Children are like wet cement, what ever falls on them makes an impression" submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries ...so put caution tape around them until dry THEN walk all over them.------------------------------------ ---------------THE BOOKS HAVE SHIPPED. If you ordered a CCS book, look for it to arrive shortly. With the holiday week this week, it might be a bit longer than normal, but they are all out the door and o... More About: Honey , Tonight
"Posterior" Would Have Been Better
2007-11-15 16:35:00 submitted by new contributor Complain AwayWhat if I'm in a wheelchair? Thanks for asking.---------------------------------- ------------submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold HendrixHow does one become an official "Prophecy Expert"? Is it like baseball, where batting .300 will get you into the Hall of Fame? Or is it more like a field goal kicker where closer to 80% is expected?Wouldn't it be better to be an expert in Scripture or theology or something? Then you could prophecy based on your expertise.To me, "Prophecy Expert" sounds a lot like "Fortune Teller".--------------------------------- -------------------------- "Have breakfast with God- Start your day off right!"submitted AND reviewed by increasingly frequent contributor ChrisThe kid in me likes the frosted side, but the adult likes the omnipotence!----------------------------- ------------------------------?Calvinism is heresy! It will be welcome here when pigs fly.?submitted by frequent contrib...
The Laying On Of Hands:
2007-11-14 13:36:00 submitted by new contributor John FletcherIs this the answer to the question "What can we get our pastor for Christmas?"To be fair, John says this church is in a strip mall with other businesses. But still...--------------------------------- ------------submitted by frequent contributor LincolnGoing up....4th floor....women's clothing, bathroom accessories, and avoidance of eternal damnation.....--------------------------- -----------------"Have you watched your DVD?"submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Have you any idea how confusing your sign is?-------------------------------------- ------"A note from Jesus. Went to visit my father. Back soon."submitted by new contributor Rob CorsoNOW he tells us, some 2000 years later....What's that you say? Oh...------------------------------------ --------The books have arrived!! I will be sending them out in waves this week, so if you ordered one (or ten...) yours will ship out by the weekend! Keep your eyes peeled for yours some... More About: Hands
Guest Reviewer: Emily, the Not Crummy Sister
2007-11-13 13:32:00 Things are crazy around Casa Crummy right now. I'm busy addressing envelopes, in preparation for sending out the books once they arrive (any day now...). They've all been addressed, and are just ready for signed books to be placed in them, which should speed things up once they get here.You might recall last week that I mentioned the place we were going to move into burned...well we were able to transfer our earnest money to a different property, so now it's looking like we might be able to move in this weekend! Don't let the jaded snark I post on here daily fool you: the truth is God really is good and faithful and provides for His children. Some might call it lucky, I call it blessed, but I really don't deserve all the breaks I catch.All this to say there's sadly no time for a Tuesday guest post at The Snark...and barely any time to post any crumminess here.So, today's reviews are courtesy of my sister Emily . She's the heir apparent to this whole operation here at CC... More About: Guest , Sister
Who me? Yes you. Couldn't be! Then Who?
2007-11-12 13:44:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jenny Sowers"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's Oreos, nor thy neighbor's Chips Ahoy, nor his Milanos, nor his 'Nilla Wafers, nor his Fig Newtons..."What's that? Fig Newtons are OK to covet?Oh.....---------------------------- ---------------------------"You can't have a well-fed church by serving fast food."submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.Next thing you know, they're going to tell me that I can't use my fingers to eat the Lord's Supper anymore...------------------------------- -------------------------"So you aren't being fed? Pick up your fork. - God"submitted by Scott WallaceSigh.----------------------------- ------------------------A very food-themed post today."Yum".The books didn't arrive this weekend, but should show up any day. I'll sign 'em and get 'em out the door as quickly as I can, for those of you waiting on your copy (copies). Thanks for your patience!Humor-blogs.com stole the cookies from the cookie jar.Keep ... More About: Then
Order Update
2007-11-09 15:50:00 The books have shipped from the printer and should arrive shortly at Casa Crummy. I will sign them and ship them out as quickly as I can after receiving them. I'm hosting an envelope/box stuffing party at my place, I'll try and remember to post pictures.Thanks for your patience, and thanks to everyone who ordered one.Have a great weekend! More About: Update , Order
It's why Electric Christians are so much better.
2007-11-08 13:34:00 submitted by UberSchatzTake, for example, how this sign falls "flat".---------------------------------- -------------"Correction does much, but encouragement does more."submitted by new contributor Liana...but we're still for maximum-term jail sentences.------------------------------- ----------------?If Jesus could get his ass to church on Sunday, so can you.?submitted by new contributor Christie O'BrienI'm gonna go ahead and guess that Jesus actually got his ass to church on Saturdays...----------------------------- -----------------Humor-blogs needs frequent tuning-into.Keep 'em coming. More About: Christians , Electric
A Pictureless Wednesday and Book Sale Update
2007-11-07 14:08:00 There's plenty of submissions to go through, but no pictures this time. Here we go: ?Heaven is no trick? Hell is no treat.? submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Jack MagruderAnd there will be Thanksgiving on my end now that we?re past Halloween and don?t have to see this every time I drive by.-------------------------------------- --------"Jesus wouldn't use Powerpoint and a rock band."submitted by new contributor Jack Magruder"Verily I say unto thee...(ahem)....verily I say unto thee.......NEXT SLIDE, Andrew!!"-------------------------------- -------------"What's black and white and red all over? You, in His Word, covered by His blood!"submitted by new contributor Jack MagruderIf you're also green, it just means you threw up all over yourself when you read this sign.------------------------------------ ----------Thanks to Jack, who was saving these signs up to start a website of his own. Once he found CCS, he just sent them my way.I have recently received a lot of submiss... More About: Book , Sale , Update , Wednesday
LAST DAY!
2007-11-06 13:41:00 Today is the last day to purchase my book at the discounted price of $10.99 with free shipping. After today, the price will go up to $12.99 plus shipping. Remember, all proceeds get donated to Compassion.No guest post for me at the Snark. I'm fighting a respiratory illness, and I'm also not in the mood to be very snarky after the place we put a down payment on 18 months ago and were already supposed to be living in caught fire last night, so who knows when we will finally stop living with my inlaws over an hour away from our jobs and church.Sigh.Keep 'em coming.
To boldly go where dozens of churches have gone before...
2007-11-05 13:43:00 seen here on Flickr. Submitted by frequent contributor Ironic CatholicIllogical, captain.--------------------------------- ----------------submitted by new contributor Tim BrownHe's our profit, priest, and king.(Here's a little primer on where that joke came from for those that don't get it)-------------------------------------- ------"God is crafting you for eternity."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Kelly QuinnI hope he isn't using macrame on me. I hate macrame.--------------------------------- -----------"God wants a bride, not just a one night stand."submitted by new contributors Joanie and/or BillIf anyone present sees reason why this sign should not be properly ridiculed, speak now or forever hold your peace.----------------------------------- ----------ONE DAY LEFT to order the book at a special discounted rate. Only $10.99 with free shipping!! The books are being printed and will be sent to me shortly, after which time I will autograph them and send them on... More About: Churches
Grace? Huh? What?!?
2007-11-02 13:06:00 submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyBut probably, it'll just seem like an eternity while you're doing it...------------------------------------ ----------------submitted AND reviewed by April Sellers."This sign is an abomination" - God.I think I've reviewed this sign before (in fact...I know I have). I just like April's review a lot, so I included it again.----------------------------------- ------------I need your help! I'm a finalist in a caption contest...but this time it's not Diesel's, it's Dorky Dad's contest to find a tagline for his blog. There's a $20 prize for the best one, which I need to help offset the fact that I'm donating all the money from my book sales to Compassion.What?!? You haven't heard about my book sales and that I'm donating all the money to Compassion? Well, the special reduced-price-with-free-shipping offer ends on Tuesday, so better purchase one soon!!----------------------------------- -------------Don't make ... More About: Grace
"Free Beer"
2007-11-01 13:26:00 seen on Flickr. Directed by frequent contributor Ironic Catholic.Doesn't this sign sort of sum up this whole website and idea? My guess (and one of the reasons I started this 3 years ago) is that the saying on a church sign almost never influences church attendance. Usually crazy things like members actually going out and inviting people, or the church having a reputation as a place where positive things are happening, those are the things that cause increased attendance. Maybe if the sign advertised a message on a topic that lots of people wanted to hear about it would increase attendance, but how many pithy slogans or witty puns have actually caused people to want to visit? My guess is not very many.This sign is the new Official Crummy Church Sign of Crummy Church Signs Dot Com. And, yes, it's probably unwitting on their part.------------------------------------ -----------Remember to pre-order my book! The printer will start the order this weekend based on how many pre-... More About: Beer , Free
Why I autumn....
2007-10-31 12:22:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van Horne...and you'll get sent to the Rake of Fire.------------------------------------ -----------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneHe's just fuzzy.----------------------------------- ------------?None live so pleasantly as those who walk by faith.? submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain Um, yeah? That?s what Hebrews 11 is all about: the pleasant lives of those who live by faith.----------------------------------- ------------"Be a firefighter. Put out slander."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's Brain"Put out" as in "distribute; emit; produce"?-------------------------------- ----------------Have you bought my book yet? The special prices last until next Tuesday (Nov. 6). Only $10.99 with free shipping!I will be placing my order for books this week based on the number of sales I have so far (plus estimating a few extras for those of you waiting until the last minute)...it should tak... More About: Autumn
Return of the Crummy Letters.
2007-10-30 12:40:00 While my guest posts at the Snark have continued unabated, it's been quite a while since the traditional "Crummy Letter". Well, they're back, baby!! Be sure to check out today's.More crumminess tomorrow!Keep 'em coming. More About: Letters , Return , Return of the
Well, you're off to a great start.
2007-10-29 12:54:00 submitted by frequent contributor Jerry Webber...than to have people love God because they actually were saved.Oh, and welcome to our church.---------------------------------- --------------submitted by new contributor Louie G.If the Spirit's the ready one, why is He leaving the choice up to me?!?------------------------------------ --------"For every sin, Satan has an excuse"submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Caroline Morrow...so be sure to ask him for suggestions.----------------------------- ----------------8 more days are left in the pre-ordering period for my book. Have you bought your copy yet? Only $10.99 with free shipping!!------------------------------- --------------I've got more crumminess to fill the week, so stay tuned!Humor-blogs.com is ready, but the flesh is weak...Keep 'em coming. More About: Great , Start , Well
...and "The Most Confusing Sign Ever" Award Goes To:
More articles from this author:2007-10-26 13:45:00 submitted by Richard Steffy, PA...and Lions Club members leave their shoes off. And everyone knows that the Shriners don't go to church.Does anybody have any idea what they were trying to say with this sign? Seriously, leave a comment because neither Richard nor I have a clue.------------------------------------ -----------"Eternal life insurance: You are the soul beneficiary."submitted by frequent contributor Kelly QuinnJesus' premium was a b**ch, though.---------------------------------- -----------------Like signs and review like these? Then you'll love my new book. There's still a week and a half left on the pre-order special of only $10.99 per book with free shipping. Take advantage now, and do your Christmas shopping early!----------------------------------- ----------By the way, I was kidding about the Shriners earlier. It's the Freemasons that don't go to church.edit: (...still joking...)------------------------------- --------------Optimists put their shoes on whe... More About: Award , Sign , Goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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