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Thanh you for allowing us to serve you
2011-01-17 17:32:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com
Free Trip
2011-01-16 19:34:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Free , Trip
Google doesn't have all the answers
2011-01-16 10:16:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Google , Answers
Good grades on the cross
2011-01-15 19:35:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Cross , The Cross , Grades , Good
The art to being wise
2011-01-15 19:30:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com
The best gift in the World was wrapped
2011-01-15 02:26:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: World , Gift , The World
Nothing says Praise the Lord like a weenie roast!
2011-01-14 14:07:00 Submission: Melissa Windham ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Praise , Lord
Fee beer
2011-01-14 08:25:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Beer
The Bible
2011-01-14 08:17:00 Read it through Work it out Pass it on ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Bible
A grudge is way too heavy for a Christian to carry
2011-01-14 08:15:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Christian , Heavy
Fuego
2011-01-12 20:08:00 "Fuego" = Spanish for "Fire". ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com
Greenwood Bible
2011-01-12 20:07:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Bible , Greenwood
Kids love slim
2011-01-12 20:01:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Kids , Love
Free Thinker Satan's Slave
2011-01-12 20:00:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Free
Do not let yesterday use up too much of today
2011-01-11 20:13:00 Especially all that ancient history, like the Bible and stuff. ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Today , Yesterday
Bring your cup. We will fill your soul
2011-01-11 17:09:00 If you're going to fill my soul, why do I need the cup? ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Soul , Fill
What about a morgue for the devil?
2011-01-11 17:06:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Devil
I'll be leaving now...
2011-01-10 20:12:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com
Life is a puzzle
2011-01-10 20:04:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Life , Puzzle
Gossip started by good people
2011-01-10 20:03:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: People , Gossip , Good
LORD help me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am
2011-01-09 19:47:00 ----- Submit your church signs at crummychurchsigns@gmail.com More About: Lord , Person
A time to Snark...
2009-07-23 21:29:00 Almost five years after the launch of this blog, it's time to announce the official closing of Crummy Church Signs. I'll leave the archives posted here at the Blogspot address for all to enjoy (I haven't renewed crummychurchsigns.com), but I won't be updating with new signs any more.Why? Well, there are a few reasons. First, submissions are few and far between these days; more importantly, fresh crumminess is practically extinct. There are over 1000 church signs on this website; at some point, we were bound to run out of "new" signs. We've come very close to reaching that point.Secondly (and more importantly), I'm at a different point in my life now than I was five years ago. While I'm still extremely frustrated with contemporary Christian culture and its many foibles, I'm more interested in being a part of the solution than simply pointing out the problems. As such, I have a new musical project releasing this fall, a new independent record label that I've launched, ... More About: Time
But all of womankind is fair game...
2009-07-03 13:53:00 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. Leviticus 18:22"submitted/post title by Dennis M.Maybe this is Ellen's favorite Bible verse?----------------------------------- -------------------"Where the wild things are!"submitted by Rev. Charles S.Special music by Tone Loc.------------------------------------- -------------------------"RUMMAGE SALE. Bag sale this Saturday 9-12. Bake sale Saturday"submitted by Rev. Charles S.In related news, tithing is down recently...------------------------------ --------------------------"When the King of Pop meets the King of Kings."seen here on Flickr//directed by Ironic CatholicOooohhhh....maybe they'll have a dance-off!!------------------------------ -------------------------------Finally, I need your help...I've hinted at it a bit, and those of you following me on Twitter know that I'm working on recording an album this summer. I'm recording all parts (guitar, bass, drums, keys, producing, engineering, mixing, etc.) except for the ... More About: Game , Fair
Please practice safe friction:
2009-06-22 14:23:00 "When there is friction between two people a smile is a good lubricant."submitted by frequent contributor Gavin R....and friction between three people is just plain sinful.---------------------------------- ---------------------------------"Don't wait on a hurst to take u to church"submitted by M.M.Actually, you can wait all you want. You're pretty much guaranteed a "hurst" will never take you anywhere.-------------------------------- --------------------------------"Changing churches? Does it matter which one you stay home from?"submitted by Glacial SpainI think somebody's a little bitter about their declining attendance.------------------------------ -------------------------------"Help is on the way."submitted by S.K. Sutton...by.----------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- More About: Practice
Take off, eh?
2009-06-15 14:37:00 "We salute our men & women who hose to serve"submitted by L. L.Isn't wearing hose when one serves part of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy?---------------------------------- -----------------------"Dinner & Movie Mar. 27. 'Passion of the Christ'"submitted by Dee W.The menu: Skewered Lamb------------------------------------- ----------------------------"Practice make sperfect so be carful what you practice"submitted by f.c. Chandler C.For example, don't waste your time practicing things like spelling and spacing.--------------------------------- ------------------------------"Out of your gourd and into the world"seen here on Flickr. Directed by Ironic CatholicMatt 5:13: "You are the squash of the earth. But if a squash loses its squashiness, how can it be made squashy again?"---------------------------------- ----------------------------------And finally, this fun little juxtaposition sent in by Shelley:--------------------------------- --------------------------------...
Guest Posting Today
More articles from this author:2009-06-09 02:59:00 Today I'm over at Home Studio Corner with a review of some guitar pedals. Go give it a read (especially if you play bass or guitar!)In news along those lines, look for some news in the next few weeks about my next creative project. Don't fear: I'm not abandoning the CCS blog, but I've got other big things in the works this summer.Back soon... More About: Today 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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