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AN INTERVIEW WITH COOPER
2007-11-01 13:22:00
A while back Cooper and I were playing with our digital camera that will do little videos. So, when I was getting all my pictures off the camera yesterday, I found this ...
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THINGS I REMEMBER ABOUT HALLOWEEN
2007-10-31 11:47:00
Halloween was a big event around my house when I was a kid. It meant that the day after Halloween we could start begging mom to put up the Christmas tree early, and it meant candy. Mom didn't allow costumes that were about killing or death, so we dressed up as normal things like football players, firemen and hobo's. Halloween wasn't about satan or evil, it was simply about candy. Candy was something we didn't get a lot of at my house. We had a family of nine and my dad was the only one that worked outside the home, so on a single income the budget didn't include extras such as candy. I remember spending hours trick-or-treating up and down the blocks for a medium size bag of hard candy. If someone was giving out chocolate, word would spread throughout the neighborhood and we'd get there as fast as we could. No one usually gave out chocolate, so when you got some, it was a big deal. We were always reminded, "Only go to houses that have their porch lights on and never eat anythin...
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THE DIRTY LETTER
2007-10-30 15:03:00
I ran across "the" letter this week while looking for something else. It's a letter I'll never forget. When I opened it for the first time I was shocked. I'd never received a letter like this one. I'd seen letters from people complaining before, but never this angry and never actually signed by the sender. It spewed with venom and anger with each line that was written. It was cold, cruel and extremely critical. It accused me of things I'd never done. She told me that I had been unkind to her mother, I hadn't announced her father's death at church and that I hadn't shown any sympathy towards her mother when her father had died. All those things were very untrue. I sat there in my office and racked my brain trying to think if the church or myself had done anything that this lady was saying we had done. I honestly couldn't remember if her father's death had been announced. I'm sure it had, but it had been months ago and there was really no way to remember for sure. I thought...
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TOUGH MINISTRY QUESTIONS
2007-10-29 15:10:00
I have a friend who preaches in a small congregation that doesn't have any elders or deacons. A few Sunday's ago, as everyone was leaving the building, one of the men of the church told him, "You needed to be spending more time out in the community and less time sitting in the office during the week." Then, not 5 minutes later another person caught him on his way out and said, "Can I make a suggestion? You need to be spending less time out in the community and more time in the office during the week." Needless to say my preacher friend left there that day very frustrated.It's an age old question ministers have always battled. So what do you think? Would you like to see your minister spending more time during the week out in the community? Or, does your minister need to be spending more time in the office studying, etc? And, what advise would you give my frustrated friend?
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THE BOX HAS ARRIVED
2007-10-27 17:56:00
Four weeks ago I told about a box of goodies we sent Brandon & Katie who are missionaries in Ukraine. I had challenged my Sunday morning young adult bible class to help send a care package to them and the class came through with little over $100. Two weeks after we sent the package it was returned to me because the "customs" tag fell off so we went back to the post office and resent it. After four weeks of flying around the world, the package finally made it. Brandon and Katie posted a really neat video on their blog of going to get the package at the post office and opening it. You'll want to stop by there and watch it. Make sure you pay attention to the cat that walks into the post office. Also, one of the items blew up all over the box. I realized I asked the question last time but never gave you an answer to this question ... just for fun ... can you tell me what it cost to ship a box of goodies to Ukraine? $45, $75 or $115?Stop by and see their video here.

600 KIDS AND A GOOD THROW-UP STORY
2007-10-26 17:25:00
This past Wednesday, I was invited to speak at Childress Elementary for this year's "red ribbon" week. Red ribbon week is where the kids are challenged to make right choices and to be drug-free. I was a little worried about how I was going to entertain 600 kids between the ages of 5 and 11 years old, and still give them the message of "Make the Right Choice." I mean, what do you say to kids this age that will relate? So I decided to pull out the big guns and hammer them with an old story about a camping trip where a kid was trying to throw-up on me because a bear was trying to get in our tent. The kids seemed to really love the story. I guess it just goes to show you what I've always believed to be true, "You just can't go wrong with a good throwing-up story!" I had a dad catch me yesterday and tell me that they'd taken their daughter to the store to pick out shoes and she'd decided she was not going to buy any right now. When they asked her why she didn't want to buy any righ...
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SENDING VERBAL FLOWERS
2007-10-25 16:13:00
My friend's name is Caleta May, but I've always called her "the mouth of the south." She was a HUGE talker when she was a sweet but typical teenage girl. I met her when she was a young camper at the session that I directed at summer church camp. She has always had a special place in my heart. I've been blessed to eat in her home, meet her family, and I even allowed her to drive my Camaro (a no-no to most people).She has now grown up into a beautiful young woman who is currently serving our country in Germany. Before she left for Germany, she came by Childress to see me. We talked about the good old times and her future in the military. Before she left the office that day, we spent some time praying together. I hadn't heard from Caleta in about 8 months, but I received an email from her on Monday. I was SO glad to hear from her, but her email was a huge "reality check" for me that I hadn't had in a while. It was a cold reminder that life is both short and fragile. In her email s...
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CONFESSIONS OF A PREACHER'S SON
2007-10-24 17:35:00
While Lea and I were watching the Cowboys play football this past Sunday, Cooper was playing a video game in his room. Every now and then Lea and I could hear Cooper getting a little mad at the game he was playing. I had already told him once, "If it's going to make you that mad, you need to just turn it off."A few minutes later he came into the living room walking slowly, head lowered and shoulders sagging. That was so different than his usual 100 mph pace. With a sad look on his face he looked up at his mom and confessed, "Mom, I just said a bad word.""Why did you say a bad word?" Lea asked.Now unwilling to make eye contact and almost whispering from shame, "I got mad at my game," Cooper said."Cooper, I'd like to know what it is that you said," his momma replied.At this point I'm cutting my eyes around to see if I can hear the word he said. I'm thinking to myself, "He's too young to know any cuss words." I even got a little angry as I thought to myself, "He better not have le...
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7 THINGS HUSBANDS NEED FROM THEIR WIVES
2007-10-22 14:54:00
Last week I gave you part one of my bible class notes on husbands and wives. It was about "What Wives need from their Husbands ." Here's part two: "What husbands need from their wives..."HUSBANDS NEED LOTS OF ADMIRATION. Husbands love it when their wives are their biggest fan. Admiration is one of the easiest needs to meet, yet often the most overlooked. He wants to hear he's a good dad, that he's still good looking, that you're proud of him, etc. Honest admiration is a great motivator for most men. Just like you do for your kids ... go ahead, heap on the praise. HUSBANDS NEED A PLAYMATE. Not a playboy playmate (that's down in #5), but someone that will do things with him that he enjoys. Make him your best friend. Remember when you were dating and you did all sorts of things that you would never have chosen to do alone, just to be with him? God didn't make another man for Adam just so he could have companionship at a football game. He created woman as suited to be man's best f...
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A LOVE STORY
2007-10-19 16:38:00
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?" She replied: "A can of peaches". The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "6".The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. "What is it?" the Judge said.The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."(Saw this a couple of days ago and laughed hard).
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7 THINGS WIVES NEED FROM THEIR HUSBAND
2007-10-18 16:44:00
Not long ago I told you that I'm doing lessons in both class and in worship on the family. Two of the bible class lessons I just finished were: "7 Things Wives Need from their Husband s," and "7 Things Husbands Need from their Wives." My favorite part of the class has been watching the reactions of couples while I'm teaching. Elbows have been swinging everywhere :) Someone asked if I could include some notes from these two classes. So here's a brief outline for the husbands. I'll include the wives outline tomorrow.7 THINGS WIVES NEED FROM THEIR HUSBANDS...Court your wife creatively. Guys, you spent months and even years courting your wife before you married her. You brought her flowers, cards, notes and gifts as tokens of your love. Why stop after you're married? Go for a walk, go on a date, but don't stop courting. Try to plan a date night every week to "reconnect" each week. It's not important where you go or what you do as long as you are able to get away by yourselves and ...

IS IT CHRISTMAS TIME YET?
2007-10-17 17:59:00
Yea, it's that time of year again. Christmas ! At least in my book "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." I have always loved Christmas, especially as a kid. I know it's a little early for some, but not for me. Call me warped, but I actually had Christmas music going in my office last week and it sounded great.When I was young I'd always ask mom if we could put the Christmas tree up the day after Halloween. I'd beg, whine and say, "Please," at least fifty-two times, but she'd never give in. Never once did we get to put the Christmas tree up right after Halloween. I couldn't wait to get married and get away from a mean woman like that. I asked Lea yesterday, "You know what would be cool to do right after Halloween this year?" She quickly replied, "I don't know, but we're not putting the Christmas tree up right after Halloween this year. So don't even ask!"DRAT, that mean woman!!!!-------------------------------- ------------------Make sure you take the poll on the lef...
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SPIRITUAL TEMPER TANTRUMS
2007-10-16 15:38:00
1 Peter 2:2-3 "Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your salvation, now that you have tasted that the Lord is good."What a great picture for those whiny Christians, who are in every church in America. They wear their spiritual feelings on their sleeves and whine about everything. Churches just can't ever seem to get everything perfect enough for them and so they are never happy. The worship arrangements are just not what they think they should be.They have never liked one single preacher the church has ever hired.They are the ones that constantly cry, "So-in-so hurt my feelings (or did something I didn't like) so I'm just going to quit coming to church.""But we've never done it like this before."They whine, "I don't like the decision the church leaders made about this, so I'm withholding my contribution to show my displeasure." Come on people, it's one thing for my six year old son to occasionally show his immaturity and stomp his f...
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SERMON I'LL SMASH YOU
2007-10-13 15:17:00
It's been the video game Halo that has been getting all the news of late. Churches are being called out for using violent video games, such as the popular game Halo, to attract teens to youth events. The New York Times wrote a piece recently called "Thou Shalt Not Kill, Except In Church?" If you'd like to read a good article on this subject, my friend Brandon wrote a great piece on this subject.BUT ... while that may be the popular video game news right now, I think we're missing out on an even better video game called "Altar Egos - Rumble in the Pew." The game hasn't been released yet, but I'm thinking I want the first copy. The video game is set in a church where people can clobber each other with songbooks and other church items. You seek out the person you're annoyed with and whack them. It is truly a "rumble in the pew."Can you imagine ... if someone says, "Your sermon stunk," I can smack them with a microphone stand. Or, I can tell the song leader, "Oh yeah? Well your so...
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TREY & LEA'S TOP 10 INTIMACY KILLERS
2007-10-11 15:48:00
I love it when Lea and I read books together. Currently we're reading the book, "Red Hot Monogamy - Making Your Marriage Sizzle", by Bill & Pam Farrel. I'll read a couple of chapters, she'll read a couple of chapters, and then we'll talk about the things we've read. One of the things we talked about from the book this weekend was intimacy killers. You know, things that get in the way of being intimate. Intimacy killers on most lists are things like... lyingloss of trust inability to express your needs and feelingsnot listening being self-centeredangry argumentslack of touchlack of timeAfter talking about intimacy killers for a minute we decided that the above list didn't fit us very well. So we decided to make our own list of intimacy killers that we have struggled with in our marriage. So without further ado, here is the first ever top 10 list that Lea has actually helped me to comprise. Trey and Lea's top ten intimacy killers....ChildrenKidsOffspringBabies (Thankfully w...
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THE PRESSURE ON GIRLS TO LOOK PERFECT
2007-10-10 15:33:00
This jaw-dropping video called "Onslaught" will hit you right in the gut and then make you want to cry. Especially if you have little girls. This is the newest short film in the Dove “real beauty” campaign.This growing phenomenon is having a direct impact on girls’ self-image and even causing some to engage in destructive behavior. The Dove Self-Esteem Fund/Seventeen Body Image Survey also revealed: 93 percent of girls and young women report feeling anxiety or stress about some aspect of their looks when getting ready in the morningThis could explain why more than 70 percent of girls and young women avoid activities when they feel bad about their looks including giving their opinion, attending school and even going to the doctor.76 percent of girls and young women admit to partaking in unhealthy activities when they feel badly about their bodies58 percent of girls describe themselves in negative terms, including words like “disgusting” and “ugly,” when feeling badly ab...
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MY MOST IMPORTANT MINISTRY
2007-10-09 17:08:00
I got a call Monday morning from a man who was interested in my ministry in Childress. He asked if he could ask me some questions. I told him sure, ask away. He asked lots of questions about different areas of my ministry. Once we'd finished talking, there were two of his questions in particular that really made me think. The first was, "What area of your ministry are you putting your main focus on right now?" My answer was, "Easy answer, my most important ministry right now is at home. My first responsibility is to my wife and my second is to my kids." The second question was, "What do you find to be the toughest part of your ministry right now?" I answered, "I have to admit it's the same thing as above ... making my marriage and children the most important part of my ministry." I am so blessed to be working with such a hard working and Christ-like church in Childress. I absolutely adore my ministry out in the community of Childress. I wouldn't trade anything for my ministry in ...
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PRAYING BEFORE THE GAME
2007-10-08 15:37:00
I was a little nervous when they asked me to be a coach for flag football this year. I've coached t-ball for a lot of years but never flag football. So, I decided to give it a try this year. My first rule was going to be "have fun", and then after that we could focus on winning. I have to admit, I've had fun. Our little team of 4th - 6th grade boys is currently 3-2 right now.I have a mixture of kids on the team. I have Connor, my son, and three other boys who go to church with me. Most of the other kids on the team are all kids I was familiar with too. One of the boys, Kenneth, attends over at the Baptist church. I asked his family after the game on Saturday how he was enjoying playing football on my team. They said, "Since you mention it, let me tell you what Kenneth told us this week." Then they smiled and said, "Kenneth told us that it was neat having a preacher for a coach, that he really loves playing on your team, and that he's having lots of fun. But, he said that he was r...
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SEXUAL TEMPTATION
2007-10-05 17:42:00
Here are a few things I jotted down in my journal this week that I'd like to share with you. Let’s start with a quiz. These aren’t trick questions, and they're not hard. But play along if you will.Who was physically the strongest man in the Bible? (Samson)Who was the wisest man in the Bible? (Solomon)Who was the one in the Bible called “a man after God’s own heart?” (David)What did they have in common?All of them, the strongest man in the Bible, the smartest man in the Bible and arguably the most godly man in the Bible – all of them struggled with sexual temptation AND LOST. I'm literally blown away thinking about it, but it tells me something I need to pay attention to. What it's telling me is I am not so strong, I am not so smart and I am not so godly that I can defeat sexual temptation, on my own. I am NOT beyond falling into this temptation, and when I think I am, I may be the most vulnerable. "If you think you are standing strong, be careful, for you too may fal...
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MOST POPULAR POSTS
2007-10-04 15:09:00
Yesterday I asked you to give me your guess on which post gets the most hits. Most who guessed got at least one of the two right, but it was JoAnn who guessed both correctly. Way to go JoAnn! I'll be sending you your prize for winning, "Sermons to Sleep Through" by Trey Morgan :)So what is the top post that gets three times more hits everyday, from Google, Yahoo, ETC, than any other I've done. Here is the top 3 posts ...How to Make your Wife Happy: Why would this be the post still getting tons of hits everyday? Your guess is as good as mine, but here are my two guesses: (FIRST) Maybe there are a lot of good husbands out there looking for ideas on how to "go the extra mile" in their relationship with their wives. (I seriously don't think this is the reason). (SECOND) There are a lot of unhappy wives in this world whose husbands don't have a clue how to make them happy. (I'm choosing this as the best answer).Emotional Affairs: Wow, is this really that big of a problem. Okay peopl...
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POPULAR POSTS & SEXY TOOLBELTS
2007-10-03 16:42:00
Yesterday I did my 300th post on this blog. I'm about a month away from this blog's one year anniversary. I'm still amazed that in the 11 months this blog has been going, I've had just over 67,000 visitors to this site. While looking back at some of my 300 different posts yesterday I found something strangely interesting. I've done two posts over the past year that are still extremely popular. It left me asking myself, "Why would my most popular posts be these two?" I'm not talking about which posts had the most comments, but which are the most popular by the number of hits they generate. I still get tons of hits on these two posts everyday from Google, Yahoo, MSN and other search engines. One of the two, hands down, is my most popular post and the second is not far behind. Here's a random list of 8 posts. Can you guess the two most popular? 10 Traits of a Healthy ChurchEmotional AffairsWhy Ministers QuitThe Church is for Weirdos TooTen Reasons I Don't Like People who Compla...
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GOD DOESN'T QUIT
2007-10-02 14:13:00
This morning as I was looking at my blog I noticed I've got multiple articles or "posts" started, but I've never finished them. They have been sitting around for a long time waiting to be finished. Here are a few of their titles ....What happens after you die?I have a dream (about the church).Things that frustrate me.How to be a better blogger.What is a "real" man?What is modest dress?Questions about men that women want answered.Church words that aren't biblical words. What I realize is that I'm a great starter. I can start anything and everything. If you need something started, I am your man. The problem is I'm not a good finisher. I can't seem to finish all the things I start. I've started numerous books that I never finished. I've started sermons that I've never finished. I can't begin to tell you how many other projects I've started that I haven't finished. I'm glad God's not like that. God is not only a good starter, but He's an even better finisher. Do you remem...
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TAYLOR
2007-10-01 14:22:00
Eighteen years ago I wasn't really sure I wanted kids. Children seemed like so much work, and if anyone could "screw up" at raising kids, it would be me.I remember that night with Lea at the hospital well. I kept feeling sick and trying to pass-out because I was so scared. I wasn't sure I was ready for this, but it was happening. It was a "ready or not here I come" moment. I'd never seen or experienced anything like child birth. Then when my first, Taylor , was born God did a miracle in my heart. I remember what felt like an instant sense of love that came over me that I had never experienced before. The second that boy appeared in this world, I would have given my life for him. It was a special day. I remember crying right there in front of everyone, and I didn't care who saw me. The nurse wrapped that tiny baby up in a blanket and said, "Do you you want to hold him?" I remember shaking my head "no" and thinking, "He might break." She gave him to me anyway. He was the most beaut...

SERMON SERIES ON THE FAMILY
2007-09-30 01:47:00
I just wanted to share with you some of the things I'm teaching right now. I love teaching on marriage and family when it comes to sermons and bible classes. Right now my Childress family is getting a double dose. In my Young Adult class I've been teaching on marriage and family issues for the past month. Our class has nearly doubled in size over the last two months, which tells me that the issues we're covering are important. Here are the topics we've been covering in class ...Ingredients of a Healthy Family 7 Things Wive's Need from their Husbands7 Things Husband's Need from their WivesWhat are His Needs & What are Her NeedsRed Hot Monogamy (Making your Love-Life Sizzle)Making Godly KidsThings That will Ruin Your Marriage Besides the class, I'm pumped about starting a new sermon series this Sunday that will go for the next five weeks. I'm calling the series "Extreme Home Makeover.""Hiring the Right Contractor" "The Foundations You Need to Build on" "An Extreme Marriage ...
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HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF A SERMON
2007-09-28 08:15:00
Sometimes when we find ourselves bored or distracted through the sermon, or we feel like the messages aren’t impacting our lives, our natural tendency is to blame ... yes, you guessed it ... the preacher.But I’ve noticed that sometimes the problem is not so much with the preacher as it is with the hearer. If we’re not benefiting from the preaching, the fault may not always lie with the one doing the preaching. It may lie in our readiness to hear, to receive, and to respond to God's Word. The fact is that two people can listen to the very same message, and one can be bored and unmoved, and the other can be convicted and his life is transformed. Years ago after a sermon I preached on prayer I had a man tell me, "That one really didn't do it for me." I wasn't sure what he meant, but I knew it wasn't a compliment. Exactly two minutes later, a woman came to me in tears thanking me for the powerful sermon. She told me, "It was exactly what I needed in my life today." What made t...
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WE HAVE A LITTLE ROACH PROBLEM
2007-09-27 14:23:00
I've never been one of those people who get grossed out easily. Until this last Monday. Lea and I wanted something different for lunch so we decided to try lunch at one of those places "we never eat." I should have noticed something wrong when we walked in and there were a couple of dead bugs on the floor. We got our food and I unwrapped my silverware from the napkin and a very small roach fell out into my lap and scurried off. I thought that was gross so I used a different set of silverware. I tried not to give it much thought, but a few minutes after we started eating we noticed another roach on the empty table across from us. I told Lea I couldn't take much more. We decided to go ahead and finish the plate of food we'd got, when out from under the lazy-susan in the middle of our table that held condiments a roach decided to visit us. He crawled out to where I'd spilled a little of my diet coke, got a drink, and then turned and scurried back to the center of our table where he...
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MISSIONARIES ARE AWESOME
2007-09-26 08:36:00
"How, then, can they call on the one they have not believed in? And how can they believe in the one of whom they have not heard? And how can they hear without someone preaching to them? And how can they preach unless they are sent? As it is written, "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!" Romans 10:14-15I love missionaries. I love their heart for lost people. I love the fact that they are willing to give up so much to "go and make disciples." Simply put ... missionaries are my heroes! I try every Wednesday to have a special prayer for those doing foreign mission works.Some missionary's blogs I love to keep up with are:Cory & Toni Burns - Guadalajara, MexicoJames & Erin Henderson - Mexico City, MexicoTim & Kim Rush - Guadalajara, MexicoAdventures in Missi ons (and about 50 AIM Students) - Lubbock, Texas and all over the world.Philip & Jaime Murphy - American SamoaDennis & Theresa Wilson - Cozumel, MexicoBrandon & Katie Price - Mariupol, Ukra...
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A MODERN DAY PRODIGAL SON
2007-09-25 17:35:00
Over the last few weeks at Rex Boyles' blog, the theme has been the Prodigal Son . There have been some powerful post about the prodigal son's return home, the Father and the older brother. When you get time stop by and check them out. In Phillip Yancey's book "What's so Amazing about Grace," Yancy retells the story of the Prodigal Son from a modern day view point. It is a powerful story and it's definitely worth sharing. Here's the story ...THE RUNAWAY A young girl grows up on a cherry orchard just above Traverse City, Michigan. Her parents, a bit old-fashioned, tend to overreact to her nose ring, the music she listens to, and the length of her skirts. They ground her a few times, and she seethes inside. "I hate you!" she screams at her father when he knocks on the door of her room after an argument, and that night she acts on a plan she has mentally rehearsed scores of times. She runs away. She has visited Detroit only once before, on a bus trip with her church youth group to...
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MR. SOMEDAY
2007-09-24 13:33:00
In Jr. High he knew what he should do. He'd been taught in church that he needed to give his life for Christ. But right now he wouldn't, because he just didn't feel like he knew enough. "I'll wait till high school," he thought. So he waited. He would do it someday. In high school he knew what he should do. He needed to give his life to Christ, but this is high school. What would everybody think? He didn't want to be seen as a "bible-thumper," a "goody-goody" or anything like that. He thought to himself, "I have no doubt that someday I'll do it, but just not right now. Probably in college." So he waited.College came and it was fun. For the first time in his life he was out on his own, there was no one to answer to, and he was "experiencing" life. He knew he should give his life to Christ, but he thought, "This is college, and I'm supposed to be trying the new things of the world. Some day I'll give my life to Christ, but now is not the time. When I get out of college I'll set...

BIRTHDAYS, FORTUNE COOKIES & ACCOUNTIBILITY
2007-09-21 05:20:00
Let me kick things off with a "Happy Birthday" to the big Coop! Way to go Cooper - 6 years old today!!! He got to choose where he wanted to go eat for supper last night. He chose Chinese food at the Deuce. He's a smart kid ("Train up a child in the way he should go..."). Wow, Lea is sure a good sport about all this Chinese food. Recently while eating at the Deuce, one of the boys mentioned that this was just like heaven is going to be, "We're going to be eating Chinese food in heaven every day." To which Lea replied, "If I'm eating Chinese food after I'm dead ... I didn't make it to heaven." For all the 100's of fortune cookies we've opened last year, 99% of them have been really lame. Here recently we've been on a pretty good fortune cookie roll. We had a cool one the other day that said, "A rub and a tub will do a body good." Amen to that one. Then just last week Lea opened one that said, "Go ahead and be as sexy as you can." I personally think she's already got that o...
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