In the Name of Towelie In the Name of Towelie We, the Towelians, are assorted apostates of Islam, gathered here to contribute ,with attempted comic relief, our voice on issues both philosophic and social relating to Islam. In other words we're a motley crew of absurd idealists aiming for the Umm Articles
Christians attack ?The Golden Compass?
2007-12-09 04:08:00 In yet another stunning display of rampant stupidity, religious folks decry the latest blockbuster movie as denigrating to religion! “Every single religious character is a terror in these books,” said McCaffrey. “There isn’t one who isn’t. And the heroes of the book ? the children ? are taught that churches are all the same and ... More About: Hollywood , News , Movies , Atheism , Religion
Young Pakistanis: Bin Laden Is A CIA Creation
2007-12-08 18:26:00 Good Morning America gets more than it bargained for in a feature on young people in Pakistan Tuesday, Dec 4, 2007 An ABC news piece that ran yesterday morning attracted attention after four Pakistanis who were being interviewed about the attitudes and life of young people in Pakistan declared Osama Bin Laden to be a creation of ... More About: News , Politics , Terrorism , Religion , Islam
CIA destroys interrogation tapes
2007-12-08 07:42:00 The CIA destroyed interrogation tapes of a few Al Qaeda people it captured. And this news is being reported in Pakistan, which breed mistrust and resentment. Couple that with US support for a dictator, overlooking his human rights abuses… and you get a pretty hostile public to US interests. The situation is so bad that the moderate ... More About: Politics , Interrogation , Tapes
Religious Indian Sikhs do something stupid
2007-12-08 04:22:00 India’s most powerful business man, Mr.Ambani has been charged with insulting the Sikh people and their religion!What was his blasphemous debacle? His cell phone company’s network was used to distribute jokes about Sikhs! Which anyone from the sub-continent will tell you are one of the most popular joke-formats around. Kind of like the “A Rabbi, ... More About: News , Religion , India , Indians , Indian
Islamist terrorists drinking alcohol!??
2007-12-07 23:40:00 Islamists make for poor Muslims. Here’s why; An Islamist’s compound was dynamited in Pakistan, revealing: “small machine guns, pistols, hand-grenades, rocket-launchers, computers and, surprisingly, some liquor bottles.” source Alcohol is clearly forbidden in Islam, yet these inquisitors of Islamic morality and jurisprudence don’t obey their own laws. Hah. It kind of makes sense. In Pakistan, you will often see these ... More About: Terrorism , Terror , Drinking , Terrorists
Proofs of God?s Existence
2007-12-07 10:09:00 Over Three Hundred Proofs of God ?s Existence is one of the most brilliant attempts to show the irrationality of such proofs, and as a bonus, they are all hilarious! Do check out the original article… meanwhile, for the more busy souls, here are some selections: 5. MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (1) God is either necessary or unnecessary. (2) God is ... More About: Atheism , Funny , Humor , Articles
Mitt Romney talks religion
2007-12-06 17:13:00 Losing in the polls mostly due to his religion of Moronism, the presidential wannabe gave a speech about it. This caught my eye: “I believe that every faith I have encountered draws its adherents closer to God. And in every faith I have come to know, there are features I wish were in my own: I love ... More About: Politics , Religion , Christianity , Republicans , Faith
The problem(s) with religion?
2007-12-06 16:52:00 This comic illustrates the difference between a Muslim/Christian and a nut. The following illustrates how theists feel after apostatizing: More About: Atheism , Terrorism , Religion , Christianity , Islam
Off to Hajj with Viagra and Porn!
2007-12-05 23:05:00 Dhaka: Customs officials at the Zia International Airport have seized large quantities of Viagra, other banned drugs, pornographic material and precious stones that Haj pilgrims were trying to smuggle out of the country. Reports of seizures and arrests have come even as authorities are struggling to send the pilgrims on the journey to Saudi Arabia amidst ... More About: News , Religion , Islam , Funny , Humor
Another apostate joins Towelianism!
2007-12-05 19:29:00 Say hello to The Saint! He’s yet another Pakistani apostate of Islam and will be blogging for us regularly. (He already has been, actually!) It seems these days you find a Muslim turning apostate every corner! I meet one every week or so, it seems! Post 9/11 Islam was in the spotlight; even though terrorism brought ... More About: Religion , Apostate , Apostate of Islam
A-L-L-A-H in name blocked e-mail
2007-12-04 18:00:00 This news was published on msnbc almost two years ago. Yahoo says it was effort to protect against hateful speech updated 8:24 a.m. ET Feb. 23, 2006 FOUNTAIN CITY, Wis. - A man says his attempts to sign up for an e-mail account with Yahoo failed when he used his name, which includes the letters a-l-l-a-h ? as ... More About: News , Terrorism , Religion , Islam , Mail
Islamists make Islamic Teddy Bears!
2007-12-04 08:33:00 The reasoning of the Islam ist’s outrage over naming a teddy bear “Muhammad” has been revealed: there is nothing inherently wrong in teddy bears themselves, it’s just disrespectful to name a Western looking teddy bear Muhammad. Therefore Islamists have made their own versions of teddy bears, which can now be named any Muslim name! The Arab Muslim ... More About: Religion , Islamic , Funny , Humor
Arguing against Theists; an effort in?
2007-12-04 07:02:00 This picture hilariously demonstrates the problem with arguing against theists about the existence of god: More About: Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Christianity , Islam
Islamic Madressahs under terrorist attack!?
2007-12-04 05:16:00 A madressah has been bombed… terrorist style, in Pakistan. So not only are Muslims the greatest victims of terrorism, but so is Islam? Weird though. No one took responsibility for it. Police in southern Pakistan say a powerful bomb ripped through an Islamic school Monday, killing six students and wounding at least four others.” source The source is ... More About: News , Terrorism , Terror , Moslem
Teddy Bear Blasphemy Case
2007-12-03 09:06:00 The end of November has witnessed the emergence of yet another international blasphemy case, which revolves around a Sudanese teddy bear and a British school-teacher Gillian Gibbons working at Unity High School in Sudan. She was arrested by the authorities under the accusation of insulting Islam and its Prophet by allowing her class to name ... More About: Politics , Human Rights , Case , Blasphemy
Obnoxious new Muslim TV show
2007-12-02 22:29:00 Friggin Diet Muslim s are at it again… My opinion: These guys need to get better writers. The dialog is cliche, the stories are cliche and the moral of the story is cliche`. I appreciate this sort idea but man, they gotta execute this right! The way it is now, you’d think it was meant for 10 year ... More About: Islam , Moslem , Koran , Muhammad
The sufi who would destroy Islam
2007-12-02 16:47:00 From my favorite blog, Lame Crab Walks Straight I will incinerate this creed and religion, and burn it. Then I will put your love in its place. How long must I hide this love in my heart? What the traveler seeks is not the religion and not the creed: Only You. - Ayn al-Qozat Hamadani, executed at the age 33, on the charge of ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Islam , God , Moslem
Muslims the new Jew?
2007-12-02 16:11:00 An Australia n TV show exposes the blatant racism, bigotry and general Islam ophobia in Australia. How about that? Two yardsticks? Fair play? Principled justice? Terrorism sure has changed the free world… or are Muslim s the new Jew? More About: Videos , Muslims
A few words to mark the occasion?..
2007-12-02 10:34:00 On reaching a 100,000 hits we sent our imp T.aulia around to record the reaction of Towelians. Here is what he got-: A 100,000 hits? Of what? Blog? Whats that? Some kinda new really trippy drug or somethin? - Lord Towelie Towelianism has grown from a satirical practical joke to an elite ... More About: News , Humor , Articles , Words , Apostate of Islam
The Muslim Stand-up comic & the Mullah!
2007-12-01 18:01:00 Whoa! Check this out-: More About: Religion , Islam , Funny , Humor , Comic
Quran ?verses? Bible - episode 1
2007-12-01 17:39:00 Which is the real book of God? We compare, you decide! In this series of posts, we will pit select Quranic and Biblical verses against each to see which book’s claim to a divine author are credible. The criteria for determining that is self-evident, but here are a few guidelines: Which one is more scientific? Which verse is ... More About: Comedy , Jokes , Religion , Christianity , Islam
?Islamic? Free thinkers
2007-11-30 11:28:00 “The world would be astonished if it knew how great a proportion of its brightest ornaments, of those most distinguished even in popular estimation for wisdom and virtue, are complete sceptics in religion.“ John Stuart Mill Nothing to say of the Western scholars, where, of course, atheism and agnosticisim reigns supreme, but people are little aware of ... More About: Philosophy , Religion , Islam , Islamic , Free
Musharraf takes off uniform
2007-11-30 07:34:00 On request of the nation, Musharraf took off his uniform: Yeah, that’s what the world wanted all along. Read more about it here. More About: News , Politics , Pakistan , Democracy
Imran Khan?s ex-wife, an ex-Jew, defends Islam
2007-11-30 00:58:00 She’s Pakistan’s biggest celebrity, was once married to millionaire playboy Imran Khan who recently protested against Musharraf’s dictatorship, was arrested, escaped and was caught again as he was turned over to the authorities by Islam ists. But that was just recently. He is best known in Pakistan for winning it the cricket world cup in 1992. And ... More About: Articles , Wife , Muslim , Islamophobia
British Muslims? attitudes
2007-11-30 00:00:00 A fellow Towelian writes: So there I am messing around with a couple of young Muslim s heads. Just for kicks, with a few friends of mine… I didn’t say anything blasphemous, but outrageous like “Alcohol is allowed in Islam ”. It’s not but I thought I’d ruffle a few feathers with that one. Obviously I get ... More About: Moslem , Quran , Muslims
Muslims build their own Islamic Car!
2007-11-29 20:39:00 To you, your car, to me, my Holy Islam ic-bat-mobile! Malaysia, Iran and Turkey plan to build an ‘Islamic car’ fitted with a compass to find the direction of Mecca and a compartment to keep the Koran in, the Malaysian state news agency said.Malaysian automaker Proton’s managing director, Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir, said during a ... More About: Religion , Funny , Humor
Imran Khan?s ex-wife, an ex-Jew, defends Islam
2007-11-29 00:58:00 She’s Pakistan’s biggest celebrity, was once married to millionaire playboy Imran Khan who recently protested against Musharraf’s dictatorship, was arrested, escaped and was caught again as he was turned over to the authorities by Islam ists. But that was just recently. He is best known in Pakistan for winning it the cricket world cup in 1992. And ... More About: Articles , Wife , Muslim , Islamophobia
We?ve crossed the 100,000 mark!
2007-11-28 20:28:00 With 2,686 hits the first month in March, 6,585 the next and then an average of 12,000 hits since then every month… we’ve been relatively happy with our blog’s growth! Our average hits per day varies but if we put our effort in, we easily get about 500 hits per day. The best day we ... More About: Mark
Religion to the Rescue!
2007-11-28 13:11:00 It is more amusing to find elders employing more or less the same logic in their lives; i guess believers find it hard to grow up. More About: Religion , Funny , Humor , Rescue
Russell and Hell
More articles from this author:2007-11-28 12:57:00 Nothing would be more apt for my first post than the remembrance of a small, yet very significant moment of early adolescence: The discovery that Bertrand Russell was an atheist by coming across a quote of him. I can clearly recall my reaction to it at that time. I was horrified, and i felt a knot in my stomach and ... More About: God , Faith , Apostate of Islam , Hell 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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