In the Name of Towelie In the Name of Towelie We, the Towelians, are assorted apostates of Islam, gathered here to contribute ,with attempted comic relief, our voice on issues both philosophic and social relating to Islam. In other words we're a motley crew of absurd idealists aiming for the Umm Articles
The case of Musharraf and the drunk uncle
2007-11-09 22:43:00 So I got this as a forward in my email the other day. I don’t know the source of this, but I suspect it’s rediff.com. Anyways, I’m going to paste it. Here is the case of Musharraf and the drunk uncle. Pakistan’s General Pervez Musharraf deserves our sympathy. Not because he has been forced to ... More About: Politics , Documentary , Satire , Drunk
Allah Ho Ackbar!
2007-11-07 17:01:00 PS: “ho” means “is”. More About: Comedy , Politics , Pictures , Jokes , Religion
A Muslim calls Heaven
2007-11-06 23:31:00 Heheheh. We are after all, equal opportunity offenders! More About: Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Christianity , Islam
Malaysian Muslims unable to sleep!
2007-11-06 19:59:00 “Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Malaysia’s Muslim men are suffering sleepless nights and cannot pray properly because their thoughts are distracted by a growing number of women who wear sexy clothes in public, a prominent cleric said.” source This is what they’re dreaming off: More About: News , Religion , Islam , Funny , Humor
The condom song
2007-11-06 07:42:00 Inspired by all the songs the indian media produces, this one is supposed to educate you. More About: Videos , Funny , Humor , Marriage , Culture
Majority of Muslims are irrational dolts
2007-11-03 22:15:00 So how does one make a sweeping generalization like that, you may wonder? This is perhaps the only general statement one can make about Muslims. Oh and these as well: There are more irrational Muslims than Christians and Jews combined. And that’s because of their religion, without doubt! While I have always asserted that Christianity , Judaism and Islam ... More About: Jesus , Articles , Magic
Muslim Axe Murderer!
2007-11-01 16:35:00 And she’s caught on tape too! Just look at her swinging her ax at the poor innocent African American! She is nuts, I tell you! And it’s all Islam s fault! Spread the news everybody; Islam teaches Muslims to ax African Americans! And don’t give me the crap that he was trying to rob her or something! ... More About: Video , Videos , News , Religion
Madrid bombers face jail time
2007-11-01 05:17:00 How much jail time, you ask? Umm…43,000 years. That’s right. lol That is SUCH a brilliant punishment!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7070827 .stm From the URL: Victims’ groups were furious at the acquittals and perceived leniency of some of the sentences. Yeah, maybe they should extend it to a billion years. That’s clearly going to help. More About: Terrorism , Madrid , Time , Face , Jail
The Problem with Muslims
2007-10-30 23:50:00 (Please take the article below to be in a mock angry tone, like Jack Black! It’s not real anger… ) Problems with the rational Muslim: There are a lot of problems with Muslims. The first thing is obviously that from the three Abrahamic adherents, they’re the most irrational. And yes that’s a general statement and ... More About: Religion , Islam , Europe , Humor , Articles
The World Is Insane - 23rd October 2007
2007-10-23 18:24:00 Below is my satirical spin on current happenings in some parts of the world. Nothing related to Islam directly. Benazir Bhutto the former two term Prime Minister of Pakistan who led the country in to extreme corruption (which led Pakistan to be the world’s second most corrupt country after Nigeria - the locals joke that they ... More About: News , Politics , Funny , Humor
?Prayers give me hard ons? says a devout Muslim
2007-10-22 19:41:00 As you all know we Towelians are all about satire, right? But it’s hard to satirize when the title of this post is an actual statement of a very disturbed Muslim: “It has been over 16 years since I embraced Islam and I?m still fighting with one of the basics: salah. It started off badly. For ... More About: Religion , Funny , God , Articles
Dialog between an imp & ?The Last Believer?
2007-10-22 02:41:00 Some words from our great imp, T. Aulia, in a conversation with the only Towelian who (until recently) believed there was a god: The Last Believer says: I don’t want to sound selfish, but in reality, you have to be selfish and keep yourself happy and healthy in order to give of ... More About: Atheism , Religion , God , Faith , Agnostic
Buddhists terrorizing Muslims?
2007-10-21 22:52:00 Some Buddhists like some Muslims , have been bad apples it seems. I would say Buddhism has a tradition of peace and pacifism whereas Islam has a tradition of peace through submission and vindictive and barbaric retaliation masquerading as justice. But that’s just me. However that still doesn’t stop us from noticing that Islam is another “great” religion ... More About: Religion , Articles
Islamic Rage Boy!
2007-10-18 16:23:00 courtesy: Lame Crab More About: Pictures , Islam , Islamic , Funny , Humor
A child questions god!
2007-10-18 05:28:00 Now don’t answer for god you guys… let him speak up for himself for a change. I’ll count till ten… More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , God
Funny: Car salesman declares jihad on prices!
2007-10-16 05:15:00 A funny guy with extremely satirical and sarcastic facial expression tells us the latest news: A car salesman declares “jihad” on prices, amongst other stories. Kind of cliche` at times but overall entertaining! It’s a video. More About: News , Comedy , Jokes , Funny , Humor
Sign this Petition: Principles of Peace!
2007-10-16 05:11:00 Principles of Peace Please sign this petition. If you own a blog, please copy paste this in to your blog! Spread the word! Let’s get thousands of signatures on that petition! More About: Philosophy , Politics , Religion , Faith
?An open relationship with Jesus?
2007-10-15 04:08:00 The Onion pwns again! “I’m in an open relationship with the Lord” writes Bonnie! LOL! More About: Atheism , Christianity , Christian , Church , Jesus
?Re-branding and re-packaging Islam??
2007-10-15 02:15:00 A Muslim writes to the OIC (Orginization of Islam ic Conference) leaders: “Let’s re-brand and re-package Islam!“ Well whaddya know. Conscientious Muslims! w00t! Not to disparage their positive objectives or anything, but uh… I have a few ideas about re-packaging Islam. How about praying in this direction: Makes sense, right? Or how about an altogether new way to pray? Something more hip ... More About: Comedy , Religion , Funny , Humor
T. Aulia goes to an Eid party
2007-10-15 01:38:00 Our legendary mascot, the imp T. Aulia recently went to a private Eid party he was invited to. The following account by T. Aulia elaborates an experience both Diet Muslims and anti-Islam critics can learn from. The Diet Muslims can benefit from a few theological lessons in this article and the anti-Islam critics can experience the ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Theology , God
Politically incorrect jokes about everyone
2007-10-14 18:21:00 I like these… What did the Salafi Muslim man say to the Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! He told her twice already! How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it! What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? ... More About: Comedy , Jokes , Funny , Humor , Hilarious
?I am a disco dancer? w00t!
2007-10-14 00:52:00 Here’s the quota of one post un-related to religion and politics for three months: This is a hilarious 70’s disco song from a Bollywood movie! Comments by non-desis most welcome! I’m curious what you all think of this hilarious insanity! I plan on downloading this song and blaring it n my car all day long today… Disco ... More About: Videos , Comedy , Funny , Indian
A Muslim responds to Salman Rushdie and Ayaan Hirsi
2007-10-13 10:01:00 She writes with meaningful sarcasm but poor English. But her point is well made: She quotes Salman Rushdie: As you read this, Ayaan Hirsi Ali sits in a safe house with armed men guarding her door. She is one of the most poised, intelligent and compassionate advocates of freedom of speech and conscience alive today, and for ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Islam , Muslim
Muslim Cybersex!
2007-10-12 18:45:00 The following has been copy pasted from a hilarious blog! cameldong: as salamu alaykoum, desertflower, what are you wearing? desertflower: I am wearing a blue woolen hijab and underneath that a black burqa and underneath that a flannel robe and underneath that a sexy pink blouse, a tight miniskirt, and a hot pair of 6 inch high ... More About: Islam , Funny , Humor , Muslim , Apostate of Islam
Stephen Colbert ?I am America (And so can you!)?
2007-10-11 21:09:00 http://www.makemeamerica.com/ Hilarious guy! Although I’m beginning to get a little freaked about his egotistical mania. I mean it’s funny and everything but it’s not long before comedians start buying in to their own satire, especially as well constructed and quintessential as this. More About: America , Funny , Satire , Book , Colbert
Muslims scholars think world peace!
2007-10-11 20:34:00 Well whaddya know! They’re still alive and kickin’! “World’s future hinges on peace between faiths, Islam ic scholars tell Pope” yay! So has our satire on the so-called “religions of peace” been repudiated!? While we think the gesture is a step in the right direction, it’s still not good enough to earn our respect for Islam & ... More About: News , Christianity , Peace , Articles
How Muslims get their freak on?
2007-10-11 18:12:00 courtesy: Lame Crab Edited by Towelians More About: Pictures , Islam , Funny , Humor , Love
Jesus, after turning water in to wine
2007-10-11 17:38:00 This is what happens when you’re an adolescent son of god with magical powers… More About: Atheism , Christianity , Jesus , Funny , Humor
Yet another Burqa for the 21st century!
2007-10-11 06:52:00 Coming on the heels of the recently developed unisex burqa, we’ve recently discovered yet another burqa made especially for these times, with the limited edition TriSimian BurqaTM! While it’s still unreleased, our mischievous little imp T’Aulia snuck into their secret office (in Timbuktu, of course) and got a look at their upcoming advertising campaign. This ... More About: Funny , Humor , Satire , Century
Debunking ?Muslims against Sharia?
More articles from this author:2007-10-11 04:21:00 The authors of this blog have no proclamation of being Muslim as of 10th October, 2007. They also have nothing positive to say about the religion they claim to follow. Nothing on their blog makes it “religious”, nor do they have any theological backing for their desired “reform” of Islam . Their entire blog is a collection of anti-Islamic ... More About: Articles , Muslims , Sharia , Shari 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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