In the Name of Towelie![]() In the Name of Towelie We, the Towelians, are assorted apostates of Islam, gathered here to contribute ,with attempted comic relief, our voice on issues both philosophic and social relating to Islam. In other words we're a motley crew of absurd idealists aiming for the Umm Articles
?Muslims against Sharia? ?
2007-10-09 22:53:00 “Muslim s against Sharia” What the…!? At first glance these guys look dubious. You know, one of those moderately clever Diet Muslims who put up an “organization” or blog to win a few PR battles in the war of taking back Islam ’s image from Islamists. That is, I suspect they don’t have an adequately developed theology to back ... More About: Moslem , Koran , Quran
Islamist ?Hamas-ter? Caught!
2007-10-09 18:06:00 Click to enlarge! More About: Comedy , Terrorism , Pictures , Islam , Funny
A Paparrazi photo: Burqa Brigade sisters
2007-10-07 01:10:00 courtesy: Eagle’s Pearls of Wisdom More About: Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Islam , Funny
New Islamic Magazine launched
2007-10-05 07:05:00 courtesy More About: Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Islam , Islamic
The God Questionnaire
2007-10-05 05:31:00 All theists are urged to fill out this personally crafted questionnaire by GOD himself! More About: Atheism , Religion , Islam , Funny , Moslem
Muslim woman seek suitors online!
2007-10-01 04:02:00 I just stumbled across yet another Muslim person’s blog. I was so stunned to see what she had written that I simply had to take the time out from my currently very busy schedule, to post it: First of all, it’s bloody online!!!! LOL! Secondly, the first question - how will you bring me closer ... More About: Islam , Funny , Humor , Marriage , Koran
Does Abstinence Only Sex Ed. work?
2007-09-28 20:35:00 An interesting article in the Economist recently caught my eye. The writer asks-: THERE can be no surer way of averting a sexually transmitted infection such as AIDS than avoiding sex. That much is obvious. And it is also convenient for religious lobbyists who believe that premarital sex is a sin. But is it realistic? This is what ... More About: America , Bush , Religion , Articles , Beliefs
Why did he say it?
2007-09-24 20:54:00 Watched an awesome cricket match today. Supported my country Pakistan as they lost in the thrilling final of the twenty20 World Cup. In the post-match interview the Captain Shoaib Malik starts off by saying-: First of all I?d like to thank people back home and all the MUSLIMS around the world. Why did he have ... More About: Cricket , Islam , God , Articles , Beliefs
Ramazan: The dreaded month for closet apostates!
2007-09-21 22:00:00 Ramazan is the holy month of Islam during which Muslims keep fasts. This is supplemented by an increase in other religious activity such as regular prayer and recitation of the Koran. For closet apostates this is quite problematic. In order to keep their apostasy a secret and deflect awkward questions they have to pretend to do the same. As one Towelian Haris relates-: I ... More About: Articles , Bigotry , Apostate , Apostates , Apostate of Islam
Man Sues God!
2007-09-20 13:30:00 Finally some accountability! LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week.The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere. Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made ... More About: Atheism , Funny , Humour , Articles
Will Europe never learn from its past?
2007-09-17 17:13:00 When the Europe ans first came to the US continent, they stereo typed the natives as either being the “Noble Savage” - in order to justify trading with them - and then as “the Savage barbarian”, almost demonic, in order to justify slaughtering them. They did the same when they colonized most of the world. It came ... More About: Islam , Bigotry , Islamophobia , Extremism
Ethnocentric Ignorance sponsored by gods
2007-09-14 22:29:00 A liberal American, Frederick Voorhees writes: America is snagged on the same trap that cripples our so-called enemies. For all of our differences, there is one fundamental commonality between America and radical Islam : we see the world in terms of hypocritical dichotomies. Just like Osama bin Laden, we see ourselves as loving, good, and right; and ... More About: Politics , Moslem , Beliefs , Muslim
Why the atheist is the hero, and the theist is not
2007-09-14 17:03:00 Conversing a theist on a blog recently, I received the following comment: This is the stereo typical argument theists forward, when they completely fail to understand the Atheist perspective. I felt that it’s so stereo typical that I just had to share it with everyone! This is not to pick on Rami or anything, but to ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Islam , God , Articles
To Crusade or not to Crusade?
2007-09-14 02:23:00 This interesting article by Micheal Wienstein and Reza Aslan draws attention to the Pentagon using Christianity to motivate soldiers in Iraq and the links between fundamentalist Christian groups and the Pentagon. Here are excerpts from the article-: Last week, after an investigation spurred by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, the Pentagon abruptly ... More About: America , Religion , Culture
Article of Apostasy(Part 1): The Conversation
2007-09-12 19:33:00 It wasn?t easy for me to finally sit down to write this article and reflect upon who I used to be. Who-I-used-to-be is not something I am particularly proud of. I do find it surprising, now that I reflect upon it, how far I have managed come since then, especially considering that it started only ... More About: Islam , Articles , Article , Agnostic , Apostate
Religion is obsolete
2007-09-12 17:46:00 Of course, the issue really is this: More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Agnostic
The problem with ?creation? argument?
2007-09-10 22:52:00 I haven’t really rolled up my sleeves against Christian creationists, but I have dealt with Muslims who argue about “god’s necessary involvement in bringing about existence”. I have to commend Muslim theologians for having a way more respectable argument than the creationist (with which I am generally familiar). This is how the argument goes: Koranist “Diet Muslim” Khan ... More About: Religion , Christianity , Islam , Funny , Humor
A Creationist F.A.Q
2007-09-10 17:53:00 Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism? A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is it likely that the author of the Universe would be mistaken about its age? Q: But isn?t the Bible religion and not science? A: Truth is truth. It?s a poor sort of science that ignores truth. Q: But isn?t there a lot ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Humor
First Government Sponsored Arabic Teaching School Opens its Doors in NYC
2007-09-10 15:19:00 From The Economist The school, which will teach Arabic as well as Middle Eastern history and culture and will inevitably discuss Islam Ok so now there is a school that the government of America will pay for, which is good, it is very good. On top of everything else its in New York, which I imagine ... More About: Government , Articles , Osama Bin Laden , Teaching
Sufis; friends of ?god? and of atheists!
2007-09-08 20:20:00 My favorite blog’s latest blurb: The Believers Appoint Themselves Elect In addition to being fully humane, why must we be religious? Because it is about our own self interest isn?t it, to get that place in heaven, or feel sustained by some Higher Power. Weird then, to congratulate ourselves based on this unnecessary induced obsession. More About: Atheism , Religion , Friends , Beliefs , Sufism
?Don?t respect my beliefs?
2007-09-08 20:09:00 The following is take from BitButter.com. I found it interesting but I’m not sure I agree with it. Don’t respect my beliefs. Be courteous and patient towards me while you do your best to demolish them, and I’ll try to do the same. Imagine that you’re carefully explaining to a member of the flat earth society why you’re ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Articles
Is Islamophobia declining?
2007-09-07 17:33:00 I see a new trend arising on the blogosphere. The heyday of Islam ophobic attempts at discrediting Islam and causing enimity, hatred and even violence against Muslims/Islam is slowing down. The liberal Atheist, Frederick Voorhees wrote articles about how Americans have “gone too far” in their War Of Terror. Even a conservative Christian is out there trying ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Agnostic , Bigotry
A Modern Muslim?s perspective
2007-09-07 16:55:00 A modern Muslim , Falastine Dwikat (a Palestinian no less!) writes about her point of view of Islam and the current social perspective of it by non-Muslims: “…a friend recommended I read Irshad Manji’s book The Trouble with Islam Today. My instant reaction was that Manji must be another stupid critic who offers no solutions. But my ... More About: Articles , Moslem , Beliefs
Study reveals Psychiatrists least religious
2007-09-06 18:47:00 The following has been shamelessly ripped off from Mind Hacks. A just published study that looked at the religious beliefs of different types of medical doctors in the US has found that psychiatrists are the least religious among the medical specialities. The study also found that non-psychiatrist physicians who were religious, were least likely to refer ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , God
Jews, Christians & Muslims
2007-09-05 18:33:00 Jews: God is my real estate agent who has authorized me to violently oppress and even terrorize others for some piece of land in a useless, dry and pathetic neighborhood. Christians: God is like the guy who took my SATs for me; he helped me cheat on the final judgement day by dying for my sins. ... More About: Pictures , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Funny
Abraham, prophet of schitzophrenia
2007-09-04 22:37:00 God asked a father to slit the throat of his own son. Never mind that he stopped them, the fact that he asked such a horrible thing to begin with is effing disturbing. What kind of a god demands fealty/loyalty like that? A very petty one. It’s like you asked your special someone to slit ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Jesus
The OC Apostate has disappeared
2007-09-04 21:36:00 She was in touch with us until recently. Her blog’s gone and her email as well. She probably deleted it herself, which saddens us. If you’re out there and reading this, please get in touch with us again to let us know you’re alright. More About: Islam , Apostate , Apostates , Apostate of Islam , The O
The Islamophobic perspective of ?ex-Muslims?
2007-09-04 18:27:00 This post was a long time coming. In our experience of dealing with all kinds of people with all kinds of views online, this particular experience stands out the most: A Towelian meets an Islam ophobe, criticizes his/her politics or dissents with their point of view about Islam. Usually these Islamophobes are “never-been-muslims” and “never-had-muslim-friends”, yet consider themselves ... More About: Christianity , Articles , Faith , Beliefs
A Good Muslim
2007-09-03 20:37:00 THAMEEM left a comment in this post. MR. ISSAC, I SUGGEST YOU LEARN A THING COMPLETELY BEFORE COMMENTING ON IT. I suggest you learn to spell Isaac properly. IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE POORLY INFORMED ABOUT ISLAM. A COMMUNITY CANNOT BE BLAMED FOR THE ACTION OF A FEW INDIVIDUALS.MANIACS DO EXIST AMONG ALL COMMUNITIES.IF YOU THINK THAT EVERY MUSLIM REJOICES ... More About: Islam , Muslim , Muhammad , Allah , Good
Scientists induce out-of-body experiances
More articles from this author:2007-09-02 11:47:00 Out-of-body experiences can now be created at will. Studying them sheds light on the nature of consciousness ?I HOPE to convince you that the time has come to take up consciousness as a strictly biological problem.? So rang out the opening address at the 1902 meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS). ... More About: Articles , Body , Scientists , Peri 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




