In the Name of Towelie In the Name of Towelie We, the Towelians, are assorted apostates of Islam, gathered here to contribute ,with attempted comic relief, our voice on issues both philosophic and social relating to Islam. In other words we're a motley crew of absurd idealists aiming for the Umm Articles
Keep Jesus off my penis
2007-09-02 08:46:00 This song made me laugh More About: Videos , Jesus , Vids , Penis
The Dragon in my garage by Carl Sagan
2007-09-01 19:01:00 “A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage”Suppose (I’m following a group therapy approach by the psychologist Richard Franklin) I seriously make such an assertion to you. Surely you’d want to check it out, see for yourself. There have been innumerable stories of dragons over the centuries, but no real evidence. What an opportunity!“Show me,” you ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Garage
10 Misconceptions about Atheism
2007-08-31 18:41:00 1) Atheists believe that life is meaningless. On the contrary, religious people often worry that life is meaningless and imagine that it can only be redeemed by the promise of eternal happiness beyond the grave. Atheists tend to be quite sure ... More About: Atheism , Articles , Misconceptions
smut (religion) for smut (porn)
2007-08-31 18:38:00 WEEEOOOO!!! Nice! Picked up from la bonne musique More About: America , Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Christianity
Science vs Islam
2007-08-31 18:19:00 A tribute to con man “Doctor” Zakir Naik: More About: Science , Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Islam
Psychopathic Pathan Muslims
2007-08-30 18:25:00 A conversation by an Economist’s reporter with a Pathan Muslim leader: “Can the maulana tell me anything about two corpses, allegedly of American spies, that according to newspaper reports turned up in North Waziristan yesterday? Pausing for a moment?s reflection, he shakes his head. The maulana knows nothing about this. Around him, his ... More About: News , Terrorism , Islam , Terror , Beliefs
Muslims, multiculturalism & fascism
2007-08-30 18:16:00 I recently stumbled upon another great blog. The blog author calls for tolerance and acceptance of multiculturalism. Surprise surprise it’s a liberal blog! Who’d have thunk that the philosophy of embracing diversity - the positive philosophy, instead of the profound derision spewed by neo-con right wing crusaders - would be propounded by liberals? DuH! Here’s an ... More About: America , Articles , Muslims , Fascism , Multiculturalism
Fred pwns ?em, yet again!
2007-08-29 21:20:00 Frederick Vorhees a liberal atheist America n recently wrote a blog entry I simply adored. Naturally that post totally pissed off right wing nuts. Here’s a comment from them: Infidelesto said 13 hours ago: um, propaganda? LOL ok, then where?s your facts? Please tell me where in the Koran it preaches PEACE?links? references? didn?t think so. ... More About: Islam , Funny , Agnostic , Islamophobia
Bin Laden/Jesus shot dead!
2007-08-29 20:06:00 It’s okay if it were Jesus anyways; we’d start off on a clean slate again, eh? Honestly then Christians should be the greatest mortal threat to any “second cumming” of Jesus. More About: Atheism , Pictures , Religion , Christianity
Dialog between an Agnostic & God
2007-08-28 23:52:00 This was an “article” I wrote on December 5, 2006. Long time ago. Recently though, Ali Eteraz made a post asking people to “share their story about god“. His own story was in dialog form which immediately reminded me of this. So I thought I’d post it here and share it with Ali. Do you ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Islam , God
A brief history of religion
2007-08-28 07:06:00 So how about we take a break from all that bullshit and try to believe in something different: LMAO!!!! More About: Pictures , Religion , Christianity , Islam , Funny
Arab-Muslims aroused by sheep: hardcore proof
2007-08-28 04:50:00 This video shows a translator explaining the perverted customs of ethnic Arabs in Iraq. Namely that they believe in putting panties on sheep because their genitalia is exposed. And here I thought only Pathans were aroused by sheep! Enjoy! link More About: Videos , Funny , Humor , Afghanistan , Moslem
A REAL American speaks
2007-08-27 17:21:00 Frederik Vorhees relates his opinion pre and post 9/11. I loved his post! He explains his background: I love the United States. As an 80?s and 90?s kid growing up in America I was blessed with a number of luxuries, including perhaps the best education system of any country in the world. My American education taught me ... More About: Terrorism , Islam , Islamic , Terror
Eastern Mystical Bullshit
2007-08-25 22:24:00 I stumbled upon this delightful little blog. Robert Priddy (check his own wikipedia page!) blasts a guy called “Sathya Sai Baba”, an Indian mystic. Check out his blog. Here’s a great excerpt that reflects the profoundly idiotic claims of mysticism: This magnetism ?does not come from anywhere outside? but then it is in temples? Sathya Sai Baba ... More About: Atheism , Funny , Beliefs , Bullshit , Eastern
Was Mother Teresa an Atheist?
2007-08-25 05:26:00 The Atheist Revolution blog asks this interesting question. My initial reaction was nahhh… but check out the source of this intriguing story: The Times! Wow. Jesus has a very special love for you. As for me, the silence and the emptiness is so great that I look and do not see, listen and do not hear. ? Mother ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Christianity , Articles , Faith
CNN?s Documentary: God?s Warriors
2007-08-24 17:40:00 So Christiane Amanpour recently finished a 3 part documentary that took her 8 months to finish. It’s about holy warriors of Judaism, Islam and Christianity. I saw parts of all three and here are my thoughts: The documentary on the Jewish terrorists was great. It exposed how bad those guys get, which is no less than their ... More About: Documentary , Warriors , Warrior
Blood-sucking Capitalists. Literally.
2007-08-22 22:51:00 Ever wondered about the reasons for genocide in Sudan? Wonder no more — a reader emailed this in: Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: “The West, and the America ns in particular, have been planning this for years.” Interviewer: “The West or the Americans?” Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: “The Americans in particular. The reason is that they studied this region ... More About: Funny , Humor , Beliefs , Picture
Why mysticism is irritating bullshit
2007-08-21 18:18:00 In this entry I will detail why I find mysticism irritating bullshit. It bloody well makes no sense on its own merits. Smug mystics (who don’t believe they are arrogant but are one of the most arrogant & pretentious bastards in the world) smile to themselves in their condescending way, thinking; “You just don’t get ... More About: Atheism , Islam , Articles , Agnostic , Beliefs
The Celebrity Atheist List
2007-08-21 17:13:00 The Atheist and the Materialist those who have no need for gods and some who have no need for the supernatural Douglas Adams, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Darren Aronofsky, Isaac Asimov, Dave Barry, Ingmar Bergman, Lewis Black, Richard Branson, Berkeley Breathed, Warren Buffett, George Carlin, John Carmack, Adam Carolla, John Carpenter, Asia Carrera, ... More About: Atheism , Celebrity , List , Theist
Turkey bans Wordpress.com!
2007-08-20 22:24:00 Holy shit and here I thought they were on their way to liberalism!!! The ban is because of the sway a particular sect of Muslims hold over the government: the Harun Yahya nipple suckers. Here’s the whole story: “the attorneys of the cult leader Adnan Oktar aka Harun Yahya, a 51 year old former interior design student known ... More About: Wordpress , News , Politics , Religion , Islam
Laying down the gauntlet
2007-08-20 22:13:00 This idiot is somewhat justifiably pissed at Islam . Although he went beyond “reason” to bash it beyond belief. So I thought I’d have a little fun with him with a one liner: “selective reporting” I said. He replied with the following, showing off his “elite knowledge” of all things Muslim by informing me of ... More About: Politics , America , The G
Muslims express their sense of humor @ ISNA!
2007-08-19 18:39:00 ISNA is an annual Islam ic conference that takes place in Chicago. It’s a great conference because it support almost all the diverse interpretations of an “Islamic life”. ”I feel that if people go to ISNA to do the party scene, they will definitely hit some awesome and wild parties. If people go to ISNA to learn ... More About: News , America , Funny
Religion of Peace Speaks
2007-08-19 01:34:00 Associated Press of Pakistan via LFG: Taslima Nasreen, an exiled controversial Bangladeshi writer, who is in India, has asked the Indian government to provide her security in the wake of the Fatwa for death to her, issued by Indian Muslim scholars for writing a blasphemous book. Media reports quoted Majidulla Khan Farhad of Hyderabad-based Majlis Bachao Tehriq ... More About: Religion , Islam , Peace , Islamic Jihad
Costly Religion
2007-08-17 04:00:00 The Vancouver Sun via LFG: A blind Vancouver man who was shunned by a taxi driver who didn’t want a guide dog in his cab has reached a $2,500 settlement with North Shore Taxi. Dang. […] Saidy, the cab driver, claims he also suffered discrimination because he was told by a citizenship judge 15 years ago that he ... More About: Religion , Islam , Beliefs , Picture , Satire
Book Review: Secularism Confronts Islam by Olivier Roy
2007-08-16 09:26:00 This week’s Economist has a review of Secularism Confronts Islam by Olivier Roy. Dr. Roy has a masters in Persian language and culture and a PhD in political science. His other works are: Globalized Islam: The search for a new ummah, Today’s Turkey: A European State? and The Illusions of September 11. His book L’Echec ... More About: America , Atheism , Christianity , God
Atheists SPEAK OUT!
2007-08-15 23:44:00 The following is from The Out Campaign by Richard Dawkins. Atheists have always been at the forefront of rational thinking and beacons of enlightenment, and now you can share your idealism by being part of the OUT Campaign. Atheists are far more numerous than most people realize. COME OUT of the closet! You’ll feel liberated, and your ... More About: Atheism , Religion , Agnostic , Beliefs , Speak
Does the West REALLY stand for tolerance?
2007-08-15 19:27:00 So everyone’s blaming Islam and Muslims for being intolerant to other faiths etc. They claim (truthfully) that Islamic countries institutionally oppress their religious minorities. As if to imply that the Western civilization (or should I say “Christian Civilization”) is somehow actually tolerant! From De-Conversion.com: “Norway is a constitutional monarchy without separation of Church and State. The constitution declares ... More About: Politics , Atheism , Religion , Christianity
Kauffman on Proof of God
2007-08-12 21:20:00 I rediscovered a book I bought many months ago, lying in some lost corner of my room: Walter Kauffman’s Critique of Religion & Philosophy . Critique of Religion and Philosophy (Paperback) by Walter A. Kaufmann (Author) It’s a great book. Basically it’s a list of essays on almost every major category of thought within ... More About: Atheism , Christianity , Islam
What do you want to see them do?
2007-08-11 03:13:00 What do you want Cobra Commander of Islam & Dr. Zakir “Socrates” Naik talk about in the videos? They are now taking questions and would like you all to ask. Have a question about Islamic history, theology or the Holy Truth? Ask and it will be answered. Please be selectively hilarious in your questioning…
Classic Towelianism at work
More articles from this author:2007-08-09 18:44:00 On a FaceBook forum called “Muslim Philosophers”, the topic of love was being discussed. This guy Tholhath thought he would start with a Sufistc poem… to which the upcoming new Towelian Ashraf Mohamed replied: hahahahahahah More About: Islam , Funny , Humor , Hilarious , Work 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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