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GOOD NEWS FOR MODERN MAN: There's a NEWS WAR Going On
2007-02-28 07:40:00 Frontline has done an in depth, thought provoking investigative documentary titled "NEWS WAR: Secrets, Spin and the Future of News " This PBS Special examines some basic questions that are threatening,changing and morphing the way the public get our news, the way we report our news, ingest, digest, and regurgitate our new news mediums. The questions being raised by this intense 240 minute, 4 part series are guaranteed to change the way one looks at the bona fide journalists,(college educated, dilbert cubicle dwellers employed by a bona fide newspaper) vs. people like me who do what they do because they love it, and enjoy it and would do it for free(and do) because we are that passionate about the creative aspects of writing. With the 6 month jailing+ of Josh Wolf, citizen journalist, whistle blower extraordinnaire who the authoritarians claim "wishes he was a bona fide journalist" this 4 part series will leave one with the open ended question fresh in their minds "What IS a journalis... More About: A News , Good News , War , Modern
BackTracking from the Trailhead, Links, RSS, and Other New Stuff ..........
2007-02-25 20:04:00 Learning as you go. That's what I call it, On the Back tracking Happy Trail. Finding a Link to a Link to a Link to a Link to a Link to a Link to a Link to a Link ......WOW......and then you get to a EUREKA place.... That "I've found it place"(for that day) and you have to backtrack like you are on a hiking trail to see where the trailhead started. Make sure you mark it, tag it, put it in your Fav's and keep it for later to see how you got there in the first place or copy it it to your URL's. Sometimes it can become quite a mystery...as one tracks one's ownself, let alone, wondering who's tracking you. Everyday, with an ever increasing amount of info and this ever-changing, ever-morphing new medium, All this blogging stuff can be be daunting. What is it up to now 50,00 new blogs a day and counting And you want yours to stick out amongst the masses.. Good f'n Luck there buddy. You had better be doing something very different and very unusual than the same old, same old. And... More About: Other , Links , Stuff
Listening In: AS DUMB LIKE A FOX # 1 blogsite reported on 12/15/06
2007-02-12 19:03:00 Has Barack Obama been listening to the Dumb Like a Fox news channelists on the clear as a freedom bell Channel Network? As reported on this first blogsite in politics and other mass communication media systems on December 15, of 2006 the script for the "Bash Obama Brigade" was in full swing on December 15 2006. Backtrack to Cheyanne's Campsite 12-15-2006. Apparently the Faux News Radio reporter Sean Hannity had gotten his orders from on high way before Barack officially announced his candidancy for president on Saturday. While setting the Fox Radio audience up like bowling pins to make the future presidential hopeful "appear" to be a) A Muslim, aka terrorist, and b)get his early schooling at a religious private school wrong and blame it on Hillary, the writers of the Fake News script were intentionally on the verge of a mass media Fox blitz. The warrior trail and "Bash O'bama Brigade" had only just begun.Well, The Sleuth, (Washington Post) is now telling eveyone that Senato... More About: Blogs , Blog , Site , Report , Port
Goodbye Earl and Other COUNTRYversial Domestic Terrorism Stuff
2007-02-12 15:53:00 Well, the Dixie Witches got their brooms out and swept the Grammy's. 5 to be exact. I've followed these little sassy smart mouths and their career and have pondered long and hard as to just exactly when this fight, this battle with the Country Music Academy and Country Music itself all began for the Dixie Chicks. I am almost convinced it began with their highly contraversial song "Goodbye Earl" that was banned from the radio on all the twangy radio stations. It just didn't epitomize the true heart of country and Jeeezus. I am almost convinced.To understand country music one has to know that what the wholesome family values, all the rural little churches in the backwoods of America, sometimes complete with Rattlesnakes to prove the "believers" faith in ahhhh Jesus and any or all other Jim Joneslike cult mentality. All you got to do is go there. They prey upon these country bumpkins Deliverance like ignorance. Ignorance and "the rest of the world" is key here. Of course every... More About: Terrorism , Terror , Other , Stuff
Recognizing Afro-American Spirituals in American Culture
2007-02-07 17:42:00 I was moved........ As part of the UnderGround Railroad system, "back in the day", before civil rights, when negro slaves would belt out a tune to "the others" working in the plantation fields all day long,sweating their asses off, backs abreaking, giving "the others" clues as to which way the hard workers should go to freedom, the United States House of Representatives has thought it worthy that these moving songs of freedom should be part of the archives of our America n culture and heritage. Our country is known for blues and jazz and now we can add one more song to the list Negro Spiritual s, the predecessor of blues and jazz no doubt."Back in the Day" slaves had to have some way to tell the other workers, I mean slaves, which way to go to freedom. Hence, songs like Wade in the Maxine Waters, became very popular in the working fields because it secretly held a message. The Water. Go to the Water. The hounddogs and bloodhounds can't find you or smell you wading through the wate... More About: Culture , Cult , American
He's Got The Whole War in his Hands(A mere mortal similar to Oppenheimer, p
2007-02-05 12:54:00 Sung to the Gospel Tune Of "He's Got The Who le World In His Hand s "He's Got The Whole War in his HandsHe's Got The Whole Wide War in his HandsHe's got The Whole War in his HandsHe's Got The Whole War in his Hands.He's Got The Holy Oil and LandIn His HandsHe's Got THe Holy Oil and LandIn His HandsHe's Got The Holy Oil and LandIn His HandsHe's Got The Whole War of the Worlds in His HandsHe's Got The Itty, Bitty Baby Iraq an IranIn His HandsHe's Got The Itty, Bitty Baby Iraq and IranIn His HandsHe's Got The Itty Bitty Baby Iraq and IranIn his HandsHe's Got All The Holy Oil in The Holy Land in His HandsHe's Got You and Me and The Stock MarketIn His Hands He's Got You and Me and The Stock MarketIn His HandsHe's Got You and Me and The Stock MarketIn His HandsHe's Got The Whole War of the Oil Worlds In His Handshttp://360.yahoo.com/Cheyanne http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-dHQx_2Yyc6 NkG5XIgrbJRhetN3k-;_ylt=AiOATwagMyWiUBH5L Tx3Gji0AOJ3?cq=1 More About: Hole
Class Warfare and Other People's Time
2007-02-02 20:52:00 As if we have nothing else better to do nowadays, add yet another topic to the list of those to find fault with, or put on the official "I'm offended" list. For those of us who do not operate or work inside the confines of a Dilbert Cubicle, and have no desire to ever do so let me inform you as to how ordinary people, walk, talk and chew gum all at the same multi-tasking time: 1)With the multi- ethic, multi- racial, multi- diverse, multi-sexual, multi-religious nature of our country it is impossible to be all things to all people without having a bias against somebody, somewhere, over something in this country. As if we were all born yesterday. We all got something. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO BE PREJUDICED OR BIASED.2)After listening and absorbing all the cultural diversity one immigrant nation up to this point in time is it any wonder we still have that "We're Movin' On Up" song floating through our collective psyches like so many worn out slaves toiling in the plantation fields?... More About: People , Time , Other , War , Class Warfare
A Warning Letter To A Future Jesus Christ: Do Not Come To The United States
2007-02-01 12:30:00 With all this current adminstrations gov't secrets and this administrations total control of info and documents and whistleblowers and people who speak up and out, my letter to a future Jesus , if he's coming that is, would read as follows:In light of certain evidence that this current administration has for covering up, blacking out, and controlling every shred and sound byte of useful information to the American people, I would think twice J.C. before entering U.S. air space, U.S. terra firma, or anything else remotely controlled by this current government. They just would'nt be on your side J.C. They'd railroad you, call you a paranoid schzoid for even thinking you're the real thing, put you in a strait jacket,and dope you up with Thorazine till you really did'nt know your name or who you are. Furthermore, they'd throw your Saviour ass into a Gitmo Baylike prison or some other secret compound operated by Blackwater Soldiers of Fortune, America's new privatized Army and sm... More About: Jesus Christ , United States , Future , United
American Sues God for Not Providing Enough Oil
2007-01-31 08:15:00 In the fake news headlines of the day, A lawyer in the Outrageously Sue Happy nation of America has brought a lawsuit against God . First posted and broke on "The Onion"(that vegetable that makes you cry when you peel it and also happens to be well-read magazine for people that love the outrageous, sarcastic and satirical that lampoons everyone and everything and nothing is sacred) reported that Alan Greenbacks Esq. had indeed filed a lawsuit against none other, than the one, the only, God. When God was served with the supoena, his address listed on the supoena as 777 Heaven Way, Greenbacks said he knocked on the door and heard only music playing from inside the house "I hear you Knocking, but you can't come in." Whereby, Greenbacks the Sue Happy lawyer representing America, turned and walked away very angry and invaded the Middle East instead.http://360.yahoo.com/Cheyanne http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-dHQx_2Yyc6 NkG5XIgrbJRhetN3k-;_ylt=AiOATwagMyWiUBH5L Tx3Gji0AOJ3?cq=1 More About: American , Enough , Ovid
Wade In The Maxine Waters, Children (A Negro Spiritual)
2007-01-30 00:16:00 For those of us keeping an eye on the underreported, not reported, or news that just doesn't make the radar screen of Main Street America,or Mainstream T.V., a double committee meeting hearing was held today known as "The Out of Iraq Caucus, Bring the Troops Home" and "The Iraq Sovereignty Restoration Act" who are being co-chaired by none other than the "intrepid" Maxine Water s and Lynn Woolsey. Since "the change" has come these two fearless warrior women representatives who have "ice water in their veins" have decided along with Barbra Lee to take on this good ole' boy adminstration. These women warriors have no fear when it comes to the scare tactics, terrorist threats, and other lynch mob type hidden violence that has accompanied and occurred in the past to whistleblowers and those who have threatened this adminstrations power base. This sassy uppity representative, Maxine Waters, was heard recently saying at the March in Warshington "I am not afraid of George Bush. I am not ... More About: Children , Spiritual , Ritual , Wade
A woMANDATE With The American People
2007-01-28 05:51:00 Remember the line our great decider in chief used to describe his last re-election. "I have been given a mandate by the America n people to ......blah, blah, blah. Well, today as we mark yet another March on Washington D.C. that will get so little airplay on mainstream T.V.(while the rest of the world shows the whole day of civil disobedient people enmasse as if it might matter, and no, we are just talking AlJeezra here, we're talking major civilized 1st world country's)let us as American s not forget this one little democratic truth. Free Assembly is part of the deal. Free Press is part of the deal. Free Speech is part of the deal. That essentially is the bottom line in the now of nows that is happening in the nanosecond of the space/time continum line.A whole bunch of women attended todays March.The Raging Granny's.....they sang a hilarious Manure song about the B.S. and lies of the current War Powers Act Machine. Eve Ensler of the Vagina Monologues Fame.(I think her vagina w... More About: People , With , Woman
Reproduction Rights Organizations? Are We Talking Google or Women's Body Ri
2007-01-24 14:05:00 This future baby will be written at another productive and reproductive Time.The time is now.....So there I am reading The Writers Workshop Copyright laws and this that and the other thing about nanotechnology stuff and laws that have yet to be written because they're making it up as they go along and..... the biggest name of all in copyright land today non other than said blogsite fronm which I blog.. At first this was an eye-opener. What....every ounce and fiber of being exclaimed... Google can do that? nah....Gooogle can't do that.....whatever that was....concerning copyright laws. Serious writers if they are not careful to copyright all their stuff can and will end up some Google monopoly law that sez, they own everything you write and blog and say..Gives new meaning to "Why Don't you Go Google Yourself" or Go F yourself.http://360.yahoo.com/Cheyanne http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-dHQx_2Yyc6 NkG5XIgrbJRhetN3k-;_ylt=AiOATwagMyWiUBH5L Tx3Gji0AOJ3?cq=1 More About: Women , Body , Organization , Men
The Writing On The Wall
2007-01-24 13:37:00 I'm one of those people when they find a good newspaper article that's interesting tacks it up on the inside of her Camper Wall s. MySpace.com you might say. Recently, an article that appeared in the Sunday paper was titled The Writing On the Wall. I had to read on. Apparently teachers are spending a mere 15 minutes a day teaching kids the age old art of penmanship. I was aghast. How could it be the little urchins could get away with not knowing how to write? Where is all the painfulness it took in learning how to make sqiggles and curves and loops? Some of us took our penmanship very seriously and coming from a Catholic grade school, even more so..Those nuns were the epitomy of perfect handwriting. Wanna see how perfect penmanship is done.... ask a nun. Catholic R's no problem. What is a Catholic R you say, gotta ask a Catholic and see for yourself. This is not the new math we're talking about here. Oh, I hate this I'm dating myself again, like some old schooler. ... More About: The wall , Portage
"I'm A Whore This Week......What Can I Say."
2007-01-23 13:59:00 Word for Word, verbatim the title of today's blog article is the exact quote by a Spins Program director to a Sony Executive. For all the "dirty deeds that are done dirt cheap" the memos and E-mails and conversations of a lewd and lasivious nature go the NPR website and listen to the full correspondence provided by the N.Y. Attorney Generals Office. Ohhhhh......O... It is not nice children! PAYOLA! Strikes again. Ain't that a blast from the past for those of us who do not suffer from CRS (Can't remember shit) old-timers, sometimers, or Alzheimers. "I'm a Whore This Week , What can I say"? Spin this, Spinmeisters. Ahhhh, forget it. I'll do it myself.........Here goes. Elliot Spitzer opened a can of Spinning the Discs Whoop Ass on the Radio Industry. In a very lengthy investigation into Payola(the art of taking money to play favored tunes over all others on the Radio) the former attorney general turned governor made the Radio Stations and Music Industry pay up. ... More About: Hat
Psssssst............SSShhhhhhhh It's A Big Secret.....Pass it On!
2007-01-21 13:02:00 I've always thought the Sun was way high up there in the sky with a big bold bodacious voice, It was saying "Use me..... use me, please use me, I'm begging you to use me, I'm free!" With that thought in mind could the big secret be out now? Could Nancy Pelosi and this Congress actually be talking about Global Warming, bringing it to the forefront of American Thought? Develop some committees on Alternative Energy sources and get 4 new energy bills to pass? Wonders never cease, children. 200 bills in the House and Senate right now concerning global warming. This is a record. Now remember this.And this is very pertinent, the last Energy Committee Head, Inhoffe, a Rebuplican, was fond of saying "Global Warming is the greatest hoax ever pulled on the American Public." "The Liberal Media,(as they so fondly refer to anybody who does not agree with them)has manipulated the facts. "Foul, they screamed from the Congress floor. Fowl,fowl,fowl language. (insert chicken noises) here. Al... More About: Secret , Pass
I Wanna Know ......... But Not That Much ( (Can Huge Pharmaceutical Compan
2007-01-12 20:00:00 OVERDOSED + OVERTHROW = OVERLORD..... 2 books...... 2 real books...... 2 real books written by real people....... 2 real books, written by 2 real people telling their 2 real American stories their way. I made up the 3rd..... OVERLORD.I guess these 2 books would be my version of Amazon's book couplings that the website is so fond of suggesting to it's readers. Or......A + B = See. As I write this, a bill is attempting to be passed in congress that would make it the law of the land to enable the federal government to negotiate the prices of RX prescription drugs regarding Medicare. Very similar to what the Veteran's Administration does, Medicare officals would have the power to negotiate drugs prices to keep the overall cost down. If passed this would be a triumph for the peoples interest over special interest .Thereby saving you money, Mr. and Mrs. Senior Citizen. $89.9 million dollars has been spent(I mean donated) by Big Lobby PhARMA for campaign contributions to federal candida... More About: Mac , Comp , Hat , Pharmaceutical , Pharma
Divine Intervention and Nancy Pelosi
2007-01-06 00:35:00 Being a registered Catholic and knowing all things Catholic, I went to Catholic grade school, I attended mass 2 times a week for 8 years, I can recite the 512 saints names we have on the saint roster to pray for divine intercession, my patron saint is Saint Anne(the mother of Mary--as in the Blessed Virgin), I know the Catholic Way. I can write about it, talk about it and however tongue in cheek it may be, I can safely, without being sacrilegious project the best power tripping Holy Trinty deal I could imagine happening.........Considering Nancy Pelosi is 3rd in line to the Presidency, should anything happen to the President and the Vice at the same time and they cannot fulfill their duties, say George chokes on a pretzel and Dick Cheney simultaneously walks past a microwave oven and has a heart attack--- Nancy Pelosi becomes President. That's a pretty powerful position. It may be the only way we are ever gonna see a woman preident, become president. In case no ones noticed we'r... More About: Inter , Elos , Divine Intervention
Entertaining and Amusing Ourselves Till Death Do Us Part
More articles from this author:2006-12-20 15:22:00 Ever been married? Ever been married unofficially? Have you ever experienced the idea of being virtually married to an idea or concept in your head ? This is not an online SWF seeking anything blog or anyone blog. This is a piece about Baby Einsteins. In Baby Einstein land everyday is Christmas. Preferring not to specifically not to mention any copyrighted names, I'll refer to this huge conglomerate company as Baby E=mc2 Land. According to KidFluence, not to be confused with Affluenza(there's a lotta flu's goin'around today on the Free Speech and Link T.V. docudrama T.V.) they claim we are turning kids into screens and screens only kids. Screens and Screen only! I just had to repeat that line so it would sink in there. Which only leads me to believe that my grandsons and granddaughters will be amusing, and entertaining themselves till death as like no other time in history (that's human history, not just My Country Tis' Of Thee his... More About: Death , Ourselves , Sing , Part , Amusing 1, 2 |



