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The Big Breasted Men of Walmart
2009-09-01 16:12:00 This is my favourite pic from the blog “People Of Walmart”. An old man with big supple delicious looking breast implants. Im not going to sleep tonight. The site is an homage to the sometimes odd people who frequent Walmart. It?s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb ...
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The Mythical Origins of Famous Games
2009-09-01 16:06:00 Amusement Magazine has a great feature about the mythical origins of famous computer games. Nope, they didnt begin their life in some bedroom/studio but in dusty workshops…I love the romantic backstory made up to color the games background… “TetrisWhen Alexei Pajitnov first ordered a load of bricks from Karpov Abramtsevo’s workshop, workers there were wondering who ...
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Augmented Reality Alien Chestbuster T-Shirt
2009-08-30 15:42:00 I was starting to get a little bored of all the AR marketing campaigns that have sprouted up over the last few months but then i saw this… Obviously the effect is only visible whilst sat in front of your own computer, the rest of the world will just see a square…but it scores high on ...
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Spooned to Death!
2009-08-30 10:10:00 No, not in the bed-related spooning way. Litterally hit with a spoon…to death. Its “The Horrible Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon” movie! I’m hoping for a sequel featuring the dreaded “Spork”. Fork/Spoon combo. via
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Never pour gasoline over your crotch?
2009-08-21 09:38:00 Next time you pour gasoline over your crotch, dont forget that peoples natural reaction will be to stamp it out… via
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Etch A Sketch in lovely 3D wonderfulness!
2009-08-11 17:29:00 Tech/Artist Andrew Sliwinski and o2CreativeSolutions have taken the iconic Etch A Sketch into the 3rd dimension with his concept Sketch3D. He has added a 3rd wheel to the controls which allows the users to draw in new dimension. To convey the 3d’ness of the sketch, a new Anaglyphic display monitor presents the image in lovely ...
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Design Management App
2009-08-11 17:23:00 One for the creatives amongst us… try this handy app on your next job! Oh so perfect! via Core77
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Sexy chocolates. The taste of desperation!
2009-08-11 17:21:00 A bottle of wine and a box of these Karma Sutra chocolates says only one thing…but you still wont get any.via
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Donkey Kong Shelves. Genius or bad DIY made good?
2009-08-11 17:16:00 A great way to turn shoddy workmanship into a great retro gaming feature! My shelves look like that! via
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Realism on a t-shirt
2009-08-10 22:22:00 These genius t-shirt concepts, available on threadless, were created by Solange Azagury-Partridge. (what a great name!) And, along a similar vein, these pendants are also up for grabs… Great ice breakers arent they!
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Make Money Online - Make Free Money Online Easy How To Fast
2008-07-21 20:06:00 Use Adsense and the Best Affiliate Programs Plus Other Free Fast Ways To Make Money Online Working From Home The focus is on ways to make money online while still being able to work at home or from home.. Make money from home online with a blog or free website. Most affiliate programs will not ...
Porn Art with George W Bush.
2008-06-07 23:14:00 It may look just like a pic of ole bush with a photoshop effect on top but its actually a pic of George made up of cuttings from porn magazines. Its by artist Jonathan Yeo, the son of a british politician. “With Bush, I was trying to find a way to address the warped mentality of having ...
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An entire farm in a burger!
2008-06-06 16:04:00 Thanks to the guys at alanbeam.net for emailing us this great photoset that is easily a competitor to the popular bacon,bacon,bacon and bacon burger we featured a couple of weeks ago. Its a burger ordered from the Whataburger chain and includes Chicken, Egg, Cheese and Bacon. 2 parts cow, 2 parts chicken, 1 part pig. They lovingly ...
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The Plastic Wrapped Woman
2008-06-06 12:54:00 I would love to start this post off by introducing the author of this odd piece of film and, most importantly, the reason why there is a young woman being plastic wrapped in a blue rubber like material…but i cant. Sorry. Im sure its art though! Isnt everything! If anyone has any more info, ...
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2 Girls 1 Cup Birthday Cake?Tasty!
2008-06-06 10:10:00 Dare you take a slice! For those wondering about what the hell all this is about then this will answer your questions…and you may also want to take a look at the BME Olympics if your that way inclined!via Update: There is a flickr photoset here. via
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A first and last post about Euro?08. The Making of?
2008-06-06 10:05:00 ..the new Europass hi-tech ball. Im not a big follower of football (ok…soccer) but i found this video quite captivating. Its a small documentary film on how they make these new super dooper bendy wendy europass wonder balls. And that ,ladies and gentleman, concludes about:blanks coverage of Euro 08! via
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Another practical use for Lego?! Brick repair work.
2008-06-06 09:59:00 What better way to use lego bricks than to patch up proper crumbling brickwork…gives the place a bit of colour doesnt it! This work was done in Bocchignano, Italy, a village close to Rome, as part of the group project “20 Eventi”. Its called “Dispatchwork” and was created by Jan Vormann.via
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Steven Seagal returns as The Cockpuncher!
2008-06-04 15:19:00 Today sees the release of the eagerly awaited “The Onion Movie”. The Onion is featured quite regularly here at About:Blank so you guys should love this. It features our favourite (after Chuck of course) has-been action heroes, Steven Seagal in a self-mocking sketch called “The Cockpuncher” and Melissa Cherry, a Britney Spears style teenybopper with hits ...
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A Mans Guide to Folding a T-Shirt
2008-06-04 15:08:00 Im forever being told off for my untidiness around the house. Here is a simple guide on how to fold a t-shirt. She does go over it quite quickly so you have my permission to watch the video more than once…its very educational. via
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Colour Co-ordinated Y Fronts
2008-06-04 15:05:00 Those were the days eh! When you could wear your colour co-ordinated Y Fronts with pride. And man they look proud!
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50 slices of cooked bacon crammed into a tin!
2008-06-04 15:01:00 How were we ever going to resist bringing this to your attention! Its ready cooked bacon in a tin! Apparently it used to be available years ago but was shelved…well, its back! The bacon comes wrapped up in a roll of greaseproof paper jammed into the tin. Over 50 slices of the stuff! More than 2 ...
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A world without IM is a dangerous world indeed.
2008-06-04 14:49:00 Imagine if, all of a sudden, MSN, Yahoo or Facebook etc stopped working in your office and you had to resort to good ole messages in a bottle. It may look something like this… Keep your head down next time your internet connection goes kaput.via
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Extreme Acupuncture in China
2008-06-04 14:44:00 In a bizarre publicity stunt in homage to the legendary character from Clive Barker’s Hellraiser (not really), Dr Wei Sheng stuck 2008 needles into his head… It was a publicity stunt to celebrate the forthcoming Olympic games in Beijing. (Obviously!). Dr Sheng’s latest stunt was not the first time he had gained notoriety for sticking pins ...
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Newspapers can be so harsh!
2008-06-03 17:53:00 This newspaper knows how to kick a guy when hes down! via
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Nintendo should use this to advertise Wii Fit?
2008-06-03 17:52:00 There has never been a better time to get a Wii! Most Wii games make the player look like they are having some kind of fit but thats all changed since Wii Fit has been released… via A Welsh View
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Dolls Legs Tattoo job.
2008-06-03 17:46:00 Why get a traditional flower or dagger tattoo when you can get your legs tattooed up to look like dolls legs with hinge like this modblog user has done… via
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Sorry. Childish humour alert.
2008-06-03 12:53:00 Wankum is a town in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. The town’s location, near the A40 autobahn close to the border with The Netherlands, is infamous with British motorists who pass the sign to the Wankum exit shortly after entering Germany.
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Graduation photo comparison across the Pacific Ocean.
2008-06-03 11:38:00 The whole fraternity thing is a bit of a mystery to me…but i know what i would prefer and its not Banzai! (yes, you can click on the image for the uncensored version)via
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How to peal a banana?.using your ass cheeks.
2008-06-02 21:26:00 I try my best to occasionally post something that is both educational and a compulsory social skill…everybody knows how to peal a banana using ones ass…do you? Now you do! via
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Its not the mouth it comes out of?
2008-06-02 21:23:00 …its the mind it goes into! (well done George Brownridge…it was unintentional of course!) via Miss Cellania
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Geek disemboweling for the Mac community
2008-06-02 21:17:00 Yep..thats Mac OS X running there… Macboy modder (flickr user Charles Mangin) dug out his old Mac Plus, disemboweled it and crammed the innards of a modern Mac G4 Cube inside including replacing the old B&W screen with a nice shiny LCD. He even spooned out the guts of the old Mac mouse and replaced it ...
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A demotivation poster for the office drone.
2008-06-02 21:08:00 Ive tried my best to resist posting “motivational posters” here as i find them a bit repetitive but this one is perfect… via
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A slow motion punch in the face movie.
2008-06-02 14:59:00 I’m a sucker for slo mo movies. And when you can see some geezer in shades and a baseball cap getting thwacked on in the face while chatting on his mobile,all in slow motion, how could i resist posting it! Just watch those jaws ripple in the aftershock! via
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The Uncomfortable Truth. Nobody reads your blog.
2008-05-29 21:25:00 Its enough to make you cry! Dispairwear via
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The Facebook Gangsta
2008-05-29 10:33:00 We featured a great comedy sketch a few weeks back that parodies facebook. Heres another parody on the whole facebook celebrity culture, this time its the turn of the Facebook Gangsta! Some great lyrics… via
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Those pervy Enterprise crew members?
2008-05-28 15:36:00 I dont think ive laughed so hard for ages…and most of it was before anything funny happened..just the anticipation killed me… via
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Wash your hands first please!
2008-05-28 15:30:00 If we aren’t supposed to look at them, why do some girls insist on attracting our attention to them! “Look, my hands are the same size…see!” SLAP! Available from Urban Outfitters for $24 dirty cash.
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Before opening any exit, look through a window to check for:
2008-05-28 15:26:00 Leaving the worst till last obviously! via
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How to Play the Flute?without blowing.
2008-05-28 15:22:00 How could i resist not posting this educational video on how to play the flute through your arse…comedy gold! (or brown?) via
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The Filipino MILFs
2008-05-28 15:19:00 Watchout, there are a gang of 100 MILFs hiding in the jungle in the southern Philippines. I know, its all very serious and i shouldn’t really be satirizing it…but haven’t these guys seen American Pie?
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Do-It-Yourself Elf Ears.
2008-05-27 21:07:00 If youve ever fancied looking like your favourite LOTR character and you don’t mind a little self mutilation then this step by step guide at creating your own elf ears is for you… via
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A game of pong at lunch if you please.
2008-05-27 20:58:00 How cool would it be to have one of these in your front room. Forget Microsoft Surface and all its multi touch fandagery…pong is all you need! It was deisgned by a guy named Moritz Waldermeyer as part of the MoMA Design & Elastic Mind Exhibit. The tabletop has 2,400 LED’s and 2 track pads embedded ...
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Balls to that!
2008-05-19 17:28:00 That caught your eye didnt it! Check out Ernies collection of supersized animals testicals here. How can you resist!
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Indy boulder scene?LEGO style!
2008-05-19 17:11:00 Its Indy fever at the moment isnt it?! I cant wait to see the movie next week. How better to celebrate the release of the new Indy movie than to build a LEGO boulder consisting of over 5,000,000 bricks and push it down a San Fransico hill chasing after an indy lookylikey. Perfect! Indy anger greeting ...
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Gorgeous Multi-Screen HD Sony Presentation
2008-05-19 17:01:00 Keep an eye out in your local Sony Style retail store as you may be able to sneak a peak at this gorgeous looking presentation that is designed to play across 3 huge 52-inch Sony HD plasma screens! Simple but extremely effective. Take a look at the QT mov here.via
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The Smelly Bacon Tuxedo
2008-05-19 16:54:00 This is “Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo“. What a great name! Its a tuxedo that is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric and smells just like bacon cooking in the morning! Now you can party in bacon, get married in bacon, the possibilities are endless (though i doubt you’ll be able to pull in ...
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Stock Images: BAD. Santa?s Elf: GOOD!
2008-05-19 16:49:00 MSI and ASUS were recently caught out when they both used the same library stock image from GettyImages. They adapted the image to promote their own portable laptop. What confuses the hell out of me is why ASUS decided that they should photoshop the boy into a christmas elf with candy colour lipstick and blusher? They ...
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A Sexy Starbucks Competitor
2008-05-19 16:42:00 If you live in Washington and like your coffee with added steam then the “Grab’N'Go” Espresso could be just your bag. Espresso drive-through stands with bikini- and lingerie-sporting baristas are popping up from Monroe to Edmonds. In the past year, at least six of these java joints employing provocatively dressed young women have opened in the ...
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