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Sexymunro.com site down.
2008-06-02 11:17:00 Edit: ignore this, it’s back up…“Just to let people know my sexymunro.com site is down, apparently there was a fire in a transformer in Houston. Fabulous. I can be contacted via the contact link at the top of this blog in the meantime.” 8 degrees here in Christchurch. I had the happiest chap Taxi driver I believe I’ve ever had. Good start. Hotel room is older than I wanted and only has 4 piddly longlife milks. Barely enough for one coffee. Longlife milk in Hotels is just wrong. Pleased to be here though.
Winds of change turned cyclone
2008-05-20 07:37:00 1. Wednesday last week find out I have a sick Grandmother. She had a fall. 2. Thursday morning last week I decide to become “New Zealand and Australia Escort” 3. Thursday afternoon last week (amid packing to come North) shit hits fan with Paul. 4. Shortly thereafter Im driving North somewhat homeless. Another day in the life of Sally. Its now Tuesday. Grandmother is on the mend. The xrays I took her for on Friday showed 2 fractures in her spine. Shes also had serious stomach problems. I was able to to spend plenty of time with her until yesterday morning when I woke up with my own dreaded lurgy. Now we’re both feeling sorry for ourselves and I need to keep my distance so she doesnt add what Ive go to her list of ailments. Ive set up the phone in my room so we can chat though . I dearly love my Grandmother. At nearly 95yo the reality of her not being with us for too much longer is getting closer to home. She’s decided she’d like to be around another 2 ...
My changes in Escort Services
2008-04-22 16:16:00 Ahh, the winds of change, love it! Ive just made necessary changes to my website so its all official. Firstly Im getting out of my apartment. Ive been here 2 years which is my record since leaving home at 18. It scared the bejeebles out of me signing a 12 month lease on this place but it has been wonderful and giving it up hasnt been entered into lightly. Ill seriously miss my pigeons, Emily Pl park, Sierra cafe (my supermarket) and my Fort st. Where am I going? 3 kms up the road to Pauls place. Its madness, we’re going to drive each other batty. Ive not lived with anyone for any relevant amount of time since my husband and have vowed that I couldnt. This will be interesting . I also enjoy having my bed to myself most nights but Pauls place is a one bedroom, with one bed, so we’re stuck with each other or one of us is on the couch. This will be interesting . We get along well. Paul is unoffendable, my favourite kind of person. He’s strange which makes me feel les...
Serious neglect
2008-04-18 03:16:00 …I apologise. Poor blog. Ive missed it. Just wanted to say Im back in the land of the living with changes brewing. Nice. I need change. Will make necessary updates to my website before official announcements though. All good. Onward and upward. How are you all?
KiaOra magazine bright ideas
2008-03-31 11:45:00 If you’ve ever travelled with Air New Zealand you’ll be aware of their KiaOra magazine stuffed in behind their emergency instructions at the back of each seat. Did you know you’re allowed to take it with you? . The evening I recently spent with MrUsa there was a copy on the hotel room coffee table. He suggested running an ad in aforementioned magazine would be a good idea. He wasnt wrong! Brilliant. Now all I need to do is come up with one which disguises the “Hooker” element while still registering with those I need it to. Ive been thinking about it. What do you think of this? I took the KiaOra pic during my flight back from Queenstown. The things I point my camera at?!
The Pork Sword
2008-03-31 04:42:00 I googled Pork Sword after FoggyKiwis comment here. From Urbandictionary.com: Pork sword: penis, cock, dick, knob, dong, schlong, wang, meat, whistle, mutton, dagger, prick, spam, javelin, tube, steak, bologna, pony, boner, giggle, stick, junk, love stick, truncheon, meat club, meat spike, member, pocket rocket, pole, rod, salami, sausage, shaft, shlong, skin flute, tool, wee-wee, willy. 1. The spam javelin. When i was a lad i was a cavalier amongst pork swordsmen! 2. The large fleshy thing between a man’s legs. More commonly known as a penis. A whore would say “Whoa, you are hung. That’s the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer” 3. The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis. I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip. 4. A man’s pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs. Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody’s eye out with it! 5. Penis; boy parts; tube st...
Its raining (great) men
2008-03-31 03:20:00 Where to start? Following on from a fantastic night with MrUSA Ive had a string of great dates starting with a Gent at his home out of Auckland. Over four hours, a variety of fresh seafood barbequed for dinner, perfect weather, no city noise and very good company. Ill call him Horse Man. This rendezvous has been a number of months in the planning. Some people just click and we did. Im hoping this isnt the last we hear of him. Pudding Man called last weekend. Im always thrilled to hear from him and was able to book flights to Wellington for Tuesday. We started with a leisurely lunch at Coyotes. Thereafter it was off to investigate a cake shop we’d spotted which happened to have Tiramisu! Required customary stocks of said dessert was purchased before heading home. His home cooked food (yes, the way to this girls heart in definitely through her stomach), tlc and laughing at my jokes are always a treat. But, the orgasms continue to match and exceed any Ive ever had…in my li...
Auckland Escorts News
2008-03-30 05:00:00 One times diabolically neglected blog. Bad Sally. Some news to get rolling again: Victoria Duvel has headed to Perth, with friends, for an undecided amount of time. They’re thinking 4-5 months but who knows. Good luck girls! With Victoria heading off Ace Escort Agency has come to a close too. Chanel Delecroix now has a website (again). Im really happy with it after some serious artists block. Chanel is the first to sign up for my Escorts Website Rental. So far so good, thanks Chanel. She should be calling in shortly for a cuppa. Ginga Gangbang has put her plans on hold indefinitely. She’s keeping her domain alive so options stay open. I have been looking forward to working with her. Im out tonight for Sunday Roast with Paul. Nice. Pork, vege and gravy aside Im in the mood for some drinks and his penis.
My Diaries, a new blog
2008-03-09 15:31:00 Ive just got back from Sunday roast night with Paul. I didnt stay the night because Im supposed to be building a blog for Shantell, Escort some may remember. After Thursday night dinner, drinks and talk till the wee hours with Fashion Man Ive been a recluse all weekend. Phone off, head down, bum up…and I have something to show for it! Id like to introduce you to…drum roll please…A Hot Bath, my Teenage Diaries I kept a diary (on and off) for 9 years from when I was 15 yo. I wrote my diaries expecting that no-one, probably not even me, would ever read them. I outwardly cringe reading them and no-one, not even closest friends, have even been allowed a peek until recently. Im turning them into a blog firstly so I can relive it all piece by fabulous piece, just flicking through I realise how much Ive forgotten. Secondly to record them in a format other than pen on paper, and thirdly because there is little scarier than sharing ones raw account of life with an ent...
We didnt start the fire
2008-02-14 23:58:00 This is a great video. It is well worth the time for a couple minutes of enjoyment. It takes a few seconds or so to load but very entertaining. Turn up volume, sit back and enjoy a review of 50 years of history in less than 3 minutes! Thanks to Billy Joel and someone from the University of Chicago with too much time on Google! Just click on the link below. When the song starts it helps to click on Lyrics in the lower right. Full screen option is recommended. Yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html
Happy Valentines day to...
2008-02-14 06:23:00 Ben, for being a wonderful husband, lover, friend and father. James, for the adventures, for the years and for loving me like you do. Paul K, for calling me princess and making me feel less normal. Richard, for dancing with me when we’re drunk. Voyager, for the talk, play, real food and friendship. Garry, for never forgetting about me. Paul P, for watching me sleep. Ricardo, for singing and dancing and rarely wearing clothes. Evan R, for endless hours of being a friend, inspiration and everything you’ve done. Evan D, for cycling 60 kms a day, rain or shine, to spend every night with me. Don, for many great days and nights and for bringing me fish in the middle of nowhere. Jason, for bringing out the kid in me and all of the bruises. M, for arriving on my doorstep in an Arab costume. Buddy, for offering a shoulder, for listening, answering and waiting. Jeff, for being so precious. Phil, for wanting me and telling me. And most of all to all of you for l...
Escort Robyn is coming to Auckland
2008-02-09 06:07:00 Guys, keep some time in your diary free for the week (ish) starting March 5th. Robyn will be gracing our shores! Id suggest getting in touch with her sooner rather than later. She hasnt booked her return ticket and will be able to extend her trip as required but still, we cant keep her so dont miss out. If you’ve visited the Escort Forum lately you’ll already know she’s got alot to say . What.a.woman. Im looking forward to meeting her. All of her details are now up at Elite and she’d love to hear from you. Robyn, Touring Auckland from March 5th »
Kentucky Fried immorality
2008-02-06 17:04:00 The night I got back from up North I headed to Pauls, picking up KFC on the way. Ive read all of the literature on why the consumption of KFC isnt good: Kiwi for Cruelty Kentucky Fried Cruelty PETA KFC Archives Yes, ALL, and feel very grotty when ever I indulge but…I like it and no amount of cussing myself for my failings has worked thus far. I will continue to try. KFC on Aucklands Quay St has great staff. I always leave with warm fuzzies having received a smile which would light up a black hole and a “have a good evening” sincere enough it almost guarantees you will. This particular visit I had one helluva brainwave. I always get an Ultimate 1/4 Pack, no upsize, regular chicken and pepsi, takeaway. The drinks are always curse but in all my years of purchasing drive through beverages it has NEVER occurred to me to ask them not to fill it up so much. Im stunned. What a concept. It was wonderful. An incident at KFC on Quay St highlights a particu...
Technology, wildlife and meet my Eels
2008-02-06 14:09:00 Returned from my occasional disappearing act. Was nice. A week spent North, primarily helping Nana learn the ins and outs of her CD player and repetitive lessons on how one retrieves their messages from telecoms message centre. We did shopping which included a new digital clock for beside her bed only to discover it didn’t work. I hate that and begrudgingly returned offending technological advancement to the store. Technology has advanced, it would seem, to digital clocks having dimmer dials which one is supposed to turn up if you want to see the “not working” display. Hmpf. I also got some gardening done. One of our wild ducks is still the proud Mum of 5 thriving cuties, no small feat when you’re in the real world. The half dozen young wild rabbits residing in Dads old vege patch look like they’ll also reach adult hood. What wont reach adult hood is the dozen eggs our daft chook has now sat on forever. Shes been clucky since I can remember which is fi...
Billy Corgan
2008-01-31 01:57:00 …if you need a neck rub, back rub, foot rub, ANYTHING rubbed, on March 22nd…Call me x Id far rather give you your Valentines day card in person
Honey, Im home!
2008-01-26 04:37:00 Literally…over 48 hours early. Need I say more? With 1x sufficient box of beers under my arm Im heading out shortly for an evening with Paul, if anyone can stop you from feeling sorry for yourself he can. I didnt get many of your requested pictures Chris but nice to get a taste of Queenstown. I dont know if its stunningly beautiful or extremely ugly. Definitely has some jaw dropping views but it felt quite barren to me. I loved the activity though, adrenalin sports in every direction! Blackspots imagination has been running away with itself, Ive had a week of celibacy (sorry, boring I know). With exception of the celibacy, no condolences required, I feel good I received an email this afternoon from an enquiring gent, “I have been reading your blog…I have this vague feeling that this contact may be intruding.” Absolutely not intruding , guaranteed x
He cometh unto me...
2008-01-21 15:03:00 …and Im a bit… My friends know him as Queenstown Guy. Queenstown Guy was a booking 18 months ago. Visiting Auckland for the weekend he requested my company at the Hilton for 36 hours. A fantastic 36 hours. Mid 30’s, I cant remember exactly how old, we hit it off immediately. It’s a very rare day when you can comfortably shop for a top of the line (with digital display) electric toothbrush or ice crushing kitchen wizz with someone you’ve just met, let alone a man. We ate in and out, watched sport on TV and relaxed. He got under my skin…and I his….which presented a dilemma. Ive probably mentioned that Im a very content single. Committed, in fact, to singledom for some years yet. I have no room in my life for a man and not willing to give up what I enjoy about having nought but myself to answer to. Unfortunately its not that simple. We went separate ways when he was due to fly out but I knew I had a problem. I felt like Id met my near per...
The measure of success
2008-01-15 03:04:00 “There is nothing more genuine than breaking away from the chorus to learn the sound of your own voice.”Po Bronson Firstly apologies for being a bit scarce. Ive had too much going on in my head to make sense of any one thing enough to be able to write it…until this. Clarity is a treat. Im responding to Pauls post on modern day slaves and Blackspots recent comment. Over the years Ive given alot of thought to what success means to me. Ive needed to. I couldn’t choose, or justify, my preferred paths without knowing. Ive lived in the center of Aucklands CBD for nearly 2 years paying $355 a week rent. My apartment is minimally furnished but my things are nice and I enjoy them, quality over quantity. Water runs hot with high pressure, I dont hand wash dishes and barely cook. Theres no mud, rain is of no consequence. There is prestige attached to living in the city. The bach up above is in Mangawhai Heads. Antique 1950’s with large gaps between the top of ...
Edmund Hillary plus allsorts of nothing
2008-01-12 15:53:00 Ive had about half a dozen posts running around in my head the past 2 days but none of them made it to virtual paper. Its 3:51 am so just a few things before I head to bed: Sir Edmund Hillary ~ Thank you from me for everything, and for this quote, which finished me off this morning as I fought a lump in my throat for some time. It struck a chord: “In some ways I believe I epitomise the average New Zealander: I have modest abilities, I combine these with a good deal of determination, and I rather like to succeed.” Less interesting ~ Can anyone recommend an accountant in Auckland who, preferably, has a good understanding of Working Girls vs IRD? Im over doing my own books. Another request ~ Can someone please recommend a good restaurant near the Westin Hotel in Auckland’s Viaduct. Ideally walking distance. Last of all ~ Can everyone please go and flag this spammer blog as objectionable, they somehow hacked my Technorati account: freeringtonessentviat19680.blog-sp...
Show your office
2008-01-10 06:06:00 The other day Nicole challenged everyone to show off their office, an idea she got from someone else. I promised to do so the day after tomorrow (ie. today) once Id done my housework. She called me a chicken but would have understood had she seen the state of it! I have a date tonight so housework was required . Yes, this is the table that was center stage in one unfortunate incident. In fact, the featured leg was the very one inadvertently “removed". Not a great pic but you get the gist. Hopefully my landlords dont see this, they believe Im a webdesigner!
Launched! My new photography blog
2008-01-08 05:43:00 Woohoo. Another job well done Sally. You will see a new link in my navigation bar above which reads Photography. Ive now got somewhere to post all of my photos. Not that Ive got alot to show you yet given the neglect my camera has suffered but I WILL, and its going to be fun. Id put off getting this Photography blog together undecided as to which domain I should attach it to or whether it should have its own entirely. Advantages and disadvantages to everything. Ive gone this way for now. Ill be posting decent sized images because photos look so much better when you can see them and I think our internet speeds are increasingly up to it. Along with launch of said blog today is the first of many for Daily Photo (inspired entirely by Nicole, thank you). The image just to the right should, all going to plan, change every day (that I do it). Click it . Ill be cheating a little by scrounging through archives occasionally (like today) but Im looking forward to pushing myself on this one...
2008, its gonna be great
2007-12-30 14:23:00 Orapiu Jetty, Waiheke Island : Photo by Evan New Zealand is 144 minutes into the final day of 2007. There’s something about seeing out an old year and beginning a new that has a tendency to find one reflecting. I dont know how Im feeling about it. Ive been working hard to tie up loose ends so 2008 could kick off with nothing in the road but Im not quite there and its irking me. I am looking forward to it. I always look forward to a new year. The same as the birth of a new day. Every morning I wake up anticipating, and excited about, what ill have achieved by the end of it. New things I may learn or friends I may make. Ive always loved it. A new year is exactly the same only bigger, potentially scary depending on what you have riding on it, and alot more to think about. Particularly when you dont feel like you have much to show for yourself from the previous. Since 18yo Ive lived a life that saw me in a position at the end of every year about as far removed from where I exp...
Merry Christmas my world
2007-12-25 00:47:00 Here we are again! Wishing everybody a great one and thoroughly thrilling, prosperous, sexually charged 2008! Mine is going to be, I can feel it in my bones! Hopefully nobody upset Santa too much » Despite being happy to do the “Many Happy Returns” Im barely doing Christmas this year. As kids it was always a huge event shared with family from Kerikeri and Nana. We’d either go there or they’d come to us. Mum would give us the choice of getting more from Santa and less under the tree or vice-versa. Because anticipation makes presents much more exciting we always opted for the latter. Our tree was always huge! Dad had planted pines towards the back of our property, at that time an 8 acre, mostly bush, block just out of Whangarei. Our house was two storey and completely open from the dining area on ground floor to the ceiling of level two. Even the roof had retained its high V (flip vertical, as one would say in photoshop). It meant our tree could be metre...
Merry Christmas my world
2007-12-25 00:47:00 Here we are again! Wishing everybody a great one and thoroughly thrilling, prosperous, sexually charged 2008! Mine is going to be, I can feel it in my bones! Hopefully nobody upset Santa too much » Despite being happy to do the “Many Happy Returns” Im barely doing Christmas this year. As kids it was always a huge event shared with family from Kerikeri and Nana. We’d either go there or they’d come to us. Mum would give us the choice of getting more from Santa and less under the tree or vice-versa. Because anticipation makes presents much more exciting we always opted for the latter. Our tree was always huge! Dad had planted pines towards the back of our property, at that time an 8 acre, mostly bush, block just out of Whangarei. Our house was two storey and completely open from the dining area on ground floor to the ceiling of level two. Even the roof had retained its high V (flip vertical, as one would say in photoshop). It meant our tree could be metre...
The beauty of brains
2007-12-24 07:37:00 Last night was “Sunday Roast” night (aka Pizza) with Paul (aka Apauling). Not our first and undoubtedly not our last. Sunday Roast night includes drinks, music, candles and street light throwing colours on the dimly lit walls. Paul has records, glorious old records, and the system to do credit to their sound. Makes for an all but perfect evening. Marilyn Monroe has more than one pride of place in Paul’s apartment, last night we talked about her. Ive always believed that, despite the flak our celebrities face, none achieved what they have without true intelligence and drive. Admittedly they dont always make the best decisions but, they are only human as are we all. Contrary to the ditzy, bimbo Marilyn Monroe portrayed, no one would dispute the great mind behind the image. Nor could she have become who she did without it. Confidence is the single sexiest thing one can possess. Confidence is born, first and foremost, from intelligence. I dont believe that someone tr...
The beauty of brains
2007-12-24 07:37:00 Last night was “Sunday Roast” night (aka Pizza) with Paul (aka Apauling). Not our first and undoubtedly not our last. Sunday Roast night includes drinks, music, candles and street light throwing colours on the dimly lit walls. Paul has records, glorious old records, and the system to do credit to their sound. Makes for an all but perfect evening. Marilyn Monroe has more than one pride of place in Paul’s apartment, last night we talked about her. Ive always believed that, despite the flak our celebrities face, none achieved what they have without true intelligence and drive. Admittedly they dont always make the best decisions but, they are only human as are we all. Contrary to the ditzy, bimbo Marilyn Monroe portrayed, no one would dispute the great mind behind the image. Nor could she have become who she did without it. Confidence is the single sexiest thing one can possess. Confidence is born, first and foremost, from intelligence. I dont believe that someone tr...
My Madeline May
2007-12-22 17:47:00 Yesterday I made a change to the 101 things on my About page. When I started this blog I had mentioned Maddy in this list but removed her a few days later. Ive remained aware there was a crucial piece of Sally missing…my daughter. Madeline was born in August 1999, just before my 23rd birthday. Her Father and I were dairy farming. Preparing for her was one of the best times of my life. I sewed, I read, I painted furniture, prepared frozen dinners and washed and washed again all of the little clothes and blankets that would be hers. I wanted them soft. I remember telling an acquaintance I couldnt wait to meet her. She suggested that once she was out Id want her back in. Sour old bat. I never did, we were completely happy with each other from day one. We moved to Waiheke Island when Maddy was 10 mo. Her father and I separated 6 weeks later so I went solo-mum. We were fine, he was a great Dad and never far away. I ran a stall at the local market which was one of our antic...
My Madeline May
2007-12-22 17:47:00 Yesterday I made a change to the 101 things on my About page. When I started this blog I had mentioned Maddy in this list but removed her a few days later. Ive remained aware there was a crucial piece of Sally missing…my daughter. Madeline was born in August 1999, just before my 23rd birthday. Her Father and I were dairy farming. Preparing for her was one of the best times of my life. I sewed, I read, I painted furniture, prepared frozen dinners and washed and washed again all of the little clothes and blankets that would be hers. I wanted them soft. I remember telling an acquaintance I couldnt wait to meet her. She suggested that once she was out Id want her back in. Sour old bat. I never did, we were completely happy with each other from day one. We moved to Waiheke Island when Maddy was 10 mo. Her father and I separated 6 weeks later so I went solo-mum. We were fine, he was a great Dad and never far away. I ran a stall at the local market which was one of our antic...
Adios Ricardo Viera
2007-12-18 14:37:00 View 3 Pictures Hot on the heels of losing Emma Rose Ive fare welled another friend. Ricardo has flown back to his homeland. The pictures above, and a third if you enlarge them, were some I took towards the end of last year. We met at Swashbucklers during one of our Girls lunches. I spotted him (couldn’t take my eyes off) at the door. One of the most exquisitely attractive men Id ever seen. Next minute he was at our table being introduced by Victoria, she’d met him a few nights earlier after hiring him to strip. The ladies squirmed! Hilarious to watch the affects of a good looking man on a group of horny women, all Escorts. By the end of lunch it came out that Ricardo was between residences. I was planning to head North that evening so offered him my apartment for the week Id be away. He accepted. I didnt leave town that night. We talked till 4am then played (and slept) till mid afternoon. I was more than a little impressed that this particularly fine specimen of male ...
Buskers and cockatoos
2007-12-06 14:59:00 I always loved Australia for the atmosphere in its cities. Buskers, performers, contortionists, all varieties of entertainment. New Zealand is sorely lacking. This afternoon I was in Queen St and thrilled to see a young guy with custom Didgeridoo, drum between his knees and various other instruments. What a talent! All of his limbs had a job and he sounded fantastic. I love it. After listening awhile I realised id seen no one donating to his collection box. I always give to buskers, regardless of their talent, because I appreciate them being there and admire the courage. Someone putting on a real show is an extra treat. This guy had a crowd of well over a hundred. I wonder if this works against performers, heading up in front of a group like that can be a tickle daunting? I did as I was leaving, as I do. Sad to see no more than a few coins in his box as I dropped my note in. Im hoping others followed suit. Give a little people…its good for you both! I was reminded of one Aus...
Born to or sex is the best job you can get?
2007-12-03 14:31:00 It left me always wondering if she’d been born to be a whore or economic circumstances put her in a position where sex was the best job she could get? Born to be a Whore?Sexyads Blog Despite talking to her friend, a self proclaimed call girl who, as I read it, didnt mention unemployment or desperation, this lady still cant get past this question. It must be one or the other mustn’t it? Why else would you? I dont stricly understand ‘born to’. Perhaps if Id found my calling yet I would, but, as it is Id suggest I was born to Live, and live I am. Ive talked before about how I started: Before becoming an escort I was living in Mangawhai, my ‘6 months itchy feet’ were kicking in and I was broke. I had just read a book - Bent not Broken by Lauren Roche - and was thinking about next steps…. I had moved to Auckland with the idea of giving the Sex Industry a go (very much with the attitude that I would be out as quickly as id started if it di...
Hooray for boys....
2007-08-30 09:20:00 Suffice to say that Emma is smiling.... Thank you toy-boy. Twinkle twinkle... |
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