Parents: Slain anchorwoman was sexually assaulted
2008-12-01 18:32:00 Parents: Slain anchorwoman was sexually assaulted LITTLE ROCK (AP) ? The parents of the television anchorwoman who was beaten to death said Monday there is evidence their daughter also was sexually assaulted, and that she broke her hand fighting her attacker. Five days after a suspect was arrested in the Oct. 20 beating of KATV anchorwoman ...
By: TexasFred's
Beaten Anchorwoman, Anne Pressly Dies Saturday
2008-10-26 03:34:00 KATV Daybreak Anchorwoman Anne Pressly, 26 from Little Rock Arkansas was found Monday morning about a half hour before time for her to go to work by her mother. Anne?s mother tried calling her for her regular wake up call and when she didn?t get an answer she got worried and went to her apartment. She ...
TV Anchorwoman Found in Home Suffering Life Threatening Injuries
2008-10-21 02:08:00 A morning anchorwoman for KATV-TV in Little Rock Arkansas was found in her home early Monday morning suffering from life threatening injuries apparently caused by someone beating her brutally. Anne Pressly, 26, was found by her mother around 4:30 am lying on her bed and bleeding from severe injuries, according to the police. ?We do believe she ...
Ferrel Cat Claws Tom Brokaw
2008-05-23 17:06:00 "Ron Burgundy" interviews Tom Brokaw. "Have you been keeping up with your Pilates?" Brokaw: "I do heated Yoga as well... Diane Sawyer comes by but she doesn't come topless." Burgundy: "In 1989 I heard you say 'The Dow Jones just took a fist up the butthole today'... I took a crap on your lawn." Funny Or Die videoWhy Brokaw agreed to do this is beyond me...
By: Chickaboomer
Darlene Rodriguez NBC Anchorwoman Today in New York, Husband David Rodrigue
2008-03-20 02:23:00 LALATE BREAKING NEWS Husband of New York Anchorwoman Darlene Rodriguez WNBC NBC 4 (Today in New York), David Rodriguez, Arraigned on Rape Charges This is sad. A New Rochelle police sergeant today pleaded not guilty to raping a 17-year-old girl. Sgt. David Rodriguez, a nine-year veteran, is the husband of WNBC NewsChannel 4 anchor Darlene Rodriguez, anchor of Today in ...
Smooth Sailing For Dropped Anchor
2008-02-25 15:43:00 The Alycia Lane lady cop assault case goes to court today in NYC. The fired psycho Tee Vee anchorbabe skates with charges expunged IF she is a good girl for six months. Philadelphia InquirerA Michigan TV anchor hangs herself, hoisted on her own petard of crime and tragedy. Detroit Free Press Detroit NewsA tiny Texas TV station that became the laughingstock of the industry after whoring out the station to Fox which installed a brain dead bikini anchorbabe for the lame reality show "Anchorwoman" (canceled after the first episode) has been sold. Longview News-Journal
By: Chickaboomer
Down For The Count
2008-01-30 15:14:00 Psycho Tee Vee anchorbabe Alycia Lane the next Lauren Jones? Dan Gross tells us that Alycia's boyfriend, DJ Chris Booker is blabbing: "WWE boss Vince McMahon has offered Alycia a job on camera for the WWE."After her performance pummeling a cop on NYC streets, I'd find it more appropriate if McMahon bring her on as a wrestler.Backstory: Last year Fox hired brainless booby blonde Lauren Jones (right), WWE hostess, to anchor a "reality TV" newscast at a real station in Tyler, Texas. After much hype "Anchorwoman" folded after the first episode. The whole hyped horror can be found by clicking on the labels "Lauren Jones" and "Anchorwoman."
By: Chickaboomer
ESPN anchorwoman: ‘F— Jesus’
2008-01-28 22:32:00 A Catholic advocacy group charges the sports TV network ESPN has failed to respond properly to a graphic rant by anchorwoman Dana Jacobson in which she “attacked Jesus Christ.”Jacobson, reportedly intoxicated, was speaking at a celebrity roast in Atlantic City, N.J., when she unleashed a profane tirade, saying, “F— Notre Dame,” “F— Touchdown Jesus” and ...
ESPN anchorwoman: ?F? Jesus?
2008-01-24 00:33:00 A Catholic advocacy group charges the sports TV network ESPN has failed to respond properly to a graphic rant by anchorwoman Dana Jacobson in which she “attacked Jesus Christ.” Jacobson, reportedly intoxicated, was speaking at a celebrity roast in Atlantic City, N.J., when she unleashed a profane tirade, saying, “F— Notre Dame,” “F— Touchdown Jesus” ...
Napolitano Boned Apart
2008-01-19 00:15:00 What catches Fox News boss Roger Ailes's eye? Blonde hair, great legs, short skirts, perky boobs. In Judge Andrew Napolitano's case, he possesses none of these attributes. But then again, Ailes was still at CNBC and hadn't been Rupertized.He caught Roger's attention in a 1995 press conference denouncing the lousy pay of New Jersey judges. Napolitano had just bagged a cushy lifetime gig on the NJ Superior Court because he was "tired of being poor" making a paltry 100 grand a year. The ex-judge tells the Washington Times: "About a week after that, Ailes reached out to me and said, 'We are about to cover this trial in California. Why don't you come in and see if the camera likes you and you like it?' Of course, it was the O.J. Simpson case."Napolitano went to Fox News in 1998 and is Fox's "senior judicial analyst." The Princeton and Notre Dame law chool grad opines daily on Papa Smurf John Gibson's show (wins the worst hair in the world contest hands down).I submit for your co...
By: Chickaboomer
Philly Anchorwoman Charged With Assault
2007-12-19 21:01:00 Philly Anchorwoman Charged with Assault? This is bad news for the Philly Anchorwoman Alycia Lane. She was charged with assault after she punched a New York City police officer in the face last Saturday. The Philly Anchorwoman, Alycia Lane, reportedly punched the woman undercover cop after she ordered her boyfriend back into the cab. Chris Booker had ...
By: TheNewsLeak
Boob Tube
2007-12-11 14:07:00 "The perkier they are the easier they are to dress." Puzzled Fox & Friends bonehead Gretchen Carlson on why Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham would take out her grotesque boob implants. Now that the Spice Girls are back on the concert block Victoria avoids flopping wardrobe malfunctions by removing the implants she claims she never had. What puzzles me is the media hand-wringing over whether Miz Posh had implants. You don't need to be a plastic surgeon to SEE the implants (left) pushed up. Real boobs don't "lift and separate" like that. Gretchen, the woman is anorexic with Pamela Anderson implants. It's hard to fit a D cup into a size zero. We report. You decide. Implants in or out? Daily Mail UK Entertainment WiseNow I'd like to turn to a real life news boob on the Fox News payroll hired earlier this year. Courtney Friel.TV Newser's Chris Ariens (ex-MSNBC) sparked this after posting anonymous Fox complaints last week: Most of the reactions were a defense of other Fox News pers...
By: Chickaboomer
Fade To Black
2007-11-23 19:24:00 Fox News Headline: "Natalie Portman Might Not Marry." (Read: she's probably gay.) From the same fine folks who brought us "Britney's Blackout Drops Out" and "Geezers Vie For Grammys." (Springsteen & McCartney)And the ill-advised one-episode "Anchorwoman" starring wrestling hostess Lauren Jones as a budding anchor on a REAL TV station in Texas. Don't get me started...
By: Chickaboomer
The Bird's The Word
2007-11-23 15:09:00 Fox News anchorbabes got even with me yesterday for slamming them as a turkey in a bikini. My dead bird flipped me the bird as the unpardoned 20 pounder was crisp upon delivery. I overcooked him. Never in the history of Marty's Famous Holiday Dinners ("You outdid yourself again!") has the turkey come out looking like charred trees after the California wildfires. My gravy sucked, too. But the rest of my traditional creations negated the turkey hard enough to qualify as a hockey puck and the lumpy gravy that resembled the brains of vacuous vapid TV news vixens. My equal opportunity poison pen moves on to Fox's Bill O'Reilly. The delusional egomaniac went to Afghanistan at the behest of the USO and once there blasted the org for not sending enough celebrities to dazzle the troops. O'Reilly opined that only Himself and country singer Toby Keith were worthy of the celebrity mantle in the last year. The USO brass wrote the self-centered creep a letter contesting his uninformed spin. T...
By: Chickaboomer
Wanna Be A TV News Reporter?
2007-11-13 22:11:00 Mediabistro's offering a $450 course. TVNewser If you aspire to Fox News, pass GO, do not pay $450 by becoming a) a beauty queen; b) a bikini model; c) a wrestling hostess. Instead of news chops, d) implant fake boobs; e) dye hair blonde; r) practice pronouncing "alleged" like "allege-ed." ("Anchorwoman" Lauren Jones; Fox Newsboob Courtney Friel)
By: Chickaboomer
Babes In Boyland
2007-11-07 17:04:00 Fox News pimping sexy chicks to distract from the Iraq war? That's the assertion of Fox watchdog News Hounds. To prove the hypothesis News Hounds assembled this collage of foxy babes on Fox. Dear News Hounds: I hate to burst your bubble but I don't think this is an insidious plot concocted by Fox and Bush. Fox is obsessed with sex. It has nothing to do with the Iraq war. Bill O'Reilly is a sex deviant and probably a misogynist getting his rolling orgasms from phone sex and harassing women. Neil Cavuto fantasizes over the Hooters babes he has on his show. Let's deconstruct the Fox femme fixation, shall we? Witness the stable of hot young anchorbabes in thigh-high skirts on Fox News and Fox Business Network. Rupert Murdoch is on a mission to front his news fare with enticing young ladies not averse to shooting a crotch shot or two on live Tee Vee. Fox hires bikini babes, World Wrestling hostesses (the canceled-after-one-episode "Anchorwoman"), brain dead beauty queens. Still skept...
By: Chickaboomer
Anchorwoman è forse la fine dei reality ?
2007-08-29 16:52:00 Nella patria del trash televisivo a stelle e strisce il fenomeno reality show ha segnato una prima importante battuta d’arresto. Fox ha lanciato, promosso, mandato in onda e poi subito dopo cancellato un reality show dal titolo Anchorwoman, protagonista Lauren Jones. Il pretesto del reality, o meglio della serie unscripted, così par bello chiamarle, per ...
By: PocaCola blog
FOX?s Anchorwoman Cut Loose After First Silicone Enhanced Episode
2007-08-27 15:00:00 FOX’s most recently launched reality show is also its most recently canceled. “Anchorwoman” starred Lauren Jones as she attempted to become a news anchor for a local Texas TV station. Apparently good looks, lots of very revealing Internet photos, and “no journalism background”, as she billed herself on MySpace, wasn’t enough to lift ...
By: Wild Bluff Media
‘Anchorwoman’ Gets Ax After First Night
2007-08-24 18:42:00 The Fox reality show ‘Anchorwoman‘ where a beautiful model (Lauren Jones) attempts to do the nightly news was canceled after its first episode last night. The debut of the reality show about Lauren Jones’ attempt to turn herself into a news anchor for a Texas TV station drew an estimated 2.7 million viewers Wednesday, according to preliminary figures from Nielsen Media Research.That number is about a third of the viewership Fox attracted a week earlier with the finale of its popular “So You Think You Can Dance.” Jones was a Barker Beauty on “The Price is Right” Miss New York and featured WWE Diva before the series put her into the newsroom of KYTX Channel 19 in Tyler, Texas. I missed this? I was planning to start TIVO’ing this show. I am a bit bummed now.
Anchorwoman Too Tan For TV
2007-08-24 08:38:00 So I watched that new Fox reality show “Anchorwoman” last night. I didn’t think it was the worst thing in the world, and I was mildly entertained. But I kept getting confused because the star of the show, Lauren Jones, looked like she was in her late 30s, and if the whole premise of the ...
Anna Nicole "Anchorwoman"
2007-08-22 14:26:00 Anna Nicole is back! In the booby body of Lauren Jones, the tarty star of Fox's new "reality" show "Anchorwoman" on your boob tube tonight. Some Tee Vee critics previewing the first episode want to see more. The New York Post owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp that owns Fox points out that the pukey Tyler, Texas Tee Vee station playing along with this charade loses any shred of credibility it might have had. Newsday. LA Times. The Washington Post blows off criticism from legitimate journobabes. Like does anyone take this seriously? Here's the larger picture on the small screen: Check out the REAL moronic short-skirted plunging-shirted anchorbabes Fox News puts on the air. Like bikini bozo Courtney Friel (right). I've written reams on this babe and others. The latest: Fox Cox Box Rox. Friel was exiled to red carpet Siberia after several embarrassing attempts to fit in with guys like Sean Hannity, Alan Colmes, and the Fox & Friends team. Other critics are seeing the trend. [P...
By: Chickaboomer
Swimsuit Model Lauren Jones Becomes ?Anchorwoman?
2007-06-13 16:26:00 Hollywood Reporter’s Paul J. Gough (no relation, presumably, to PBS’s Paul Gigot) notes that some people are none to happy with Fox making hot model Lauren Jones a TV anchorwoman as part of a reality show. An upcoming Fox reality series about a model-turned-TV journalist is causing a stir in the East Texas city where “Anchorwoman” ...
By: Gone Hollywood
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