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O.J. Simpson is a Prankster
2008-10-06 09:00:00
Today’s Big Thing This is so disturbing. The last thing anyone wants is O.J. Simpson pulling a prank on them.  How terrifying! Related Smacks WTF of the Day: “My Fake Baby” Michael Jackson’s Dirty Underwear For Sale Howard Stern to Auction Off Woman’s Virginity Never Give a Random Guy Your Business Card.. Hot or Not?
O.J. Simpson Found Guilty on ALL Counts!
2008-10-04 08:25:00
O.J. Simpson was found guilty on all 12 counts for the armed robbery that took place in Vegas last year. Charges included including conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault and kidnapping with a deadly weapon. He is facing possible life in prison.  Wouldn’t that be a beautiful thing? From CNN: Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, ...
Britney Spears Sex Tape Does Exist
2008-09-29 21:53:00
Britney Spears‘ ex-boyfriend, paparazo Adnan Ghalib, says he owns a sex tape of he and the pop star doing the nasty. Earlier this year we told you about the alleged video, which shows Britney donning her infamous pink wig while completely naked. The tape, which was shot in Mexico, reportedly contains two hours of footage including about ...
Alex Rodriguez Settles Divorce
2008-09-19 20:37:00
Alex Rodriguez is finally free to do whatever and whomever he’d like. The NY Yankee settled his controversial divorce with wife Cynthia “peacefully” - meaning Cyn got what she deserved.  Besides his dick on a  platter.. A-Rod’s attorney released the following statement, “Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings.  They deliberately engaged in ...
?Sex and the City? Actor is an Animal Abuser
2008-09-18 22:09:00
Joseph Petcka, a small time actor who had bit roles in ‘Sex and the City’ and other TV shows, is on trial for felony animal cruelty after savagely killing his girlfriends cat on March 27th, 2007. Petcka’s defense is that he killed his girlfriend’s cat, Norman, in self defense. However, those claims were shot down ...
Has Simpson Found an ?Out? in the Armed Robbery Trial?
2008-09-18 21:03:00
“If the gloves don’t fit - you must acquit.” Of course everyone remembers the infamous sentence (spoken by Johnny Cochran) that may have spared O.J. Simpson a lifetime in jail. Although seemingly obvious to many that Orenthal James brutally murdered his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her male friend, that one sentence convinced Judge Ito ...
Levi Johnston Bio, Pics
2008-09-12 16:41:00
Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol Palin's baby, is now engaged to the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, boasts that he's a "fucking redneck" who doesn't want any kids. This young man is classy. This marriage is definitely going to work out.Levi also claims he enjoys shooting the sperm, "shooting the shit." Explains everything. Levi seems like the kind of tool who'll tell ya he doesn't need to use a condom because he's gonna pull out and everything will be fine. Of course Bristol got knocked up. In Alaska people fuck to keep warm.The New York Post has excerpts from Johnston's MySpace page:On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes."But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess.""Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don...
Beyonce?s Sister is a Bitch
2008-08-28 20:43:00
I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks. The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show. Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister.  So anyone interviewing her is not to ...
Someone Finally Kicked OJ?s Ass
2008-08-28 18:37:00
And it was his own daughter! OJ Simpson’s oldest daughter, Arnelle, 39, reportedly knocked her father on his ass after getting into a fight with his girlfriend, Christie Prody, 32. She has grown tired of Christie’s excessive drinking and the fact that OJ, 61, gives his girlfriend more money than Arnelle’s mother who works at Walmart.  ...
Happy Birthday, Nick!
2008-07-23 21:07:00
You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday. Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys! It’s said to be an ...
Alex Rodriguez?s Wife to File for Divorce
2008-07-07 07:01:00
Cynthia Rodriguez is set to file for divorce from husband of six years, Alex Rodriguez. Her attorney, Earle Lilly, confirmed that she will be filing papers in Miami this morning. She says, “I’m sure you’ve heard rumors of the relationship he’s had with Madonna - that’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. She’s been fighting these ...
Is A-Rod Slippin? It to Madonna!?
2008-07-01 20:20:00
So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird. Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it?s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days. A source told Us Weekly that Alex has ...
Is A-Rod Slippin? It to Madonna!?
2008-07-01 16:39:00
So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird. Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days. A source told Us Weekly that ...
Lindsay Lohan?s Secret Sister!
2008-06-27 13:29:00
Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan. The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married - although separated - Michael ...
Dr. Jan Adams Popped for DUI
2008-06-26 17:24:00
Remember the slimy doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother before she died? Dr. Jan Adams is back on the scene, this time for yet another DUI. His third time since 2003.  Impressive. Our sources say he loves them Heinekens! The dumbass was arrested at 2:45 am after being spotted in his ‘04 gray Jaguar XJ8 ...
Malibu Mayor Wants New Paparazzi Laws
2008-06-24 02:16:00
Malibu Mayor Pamela Ulich has asked Ken Starr (yes, that one) to draw up new city laws involving the paparazzi who work in the celebrity-filled city. Her plan is to make “buffer zones” for photographers who follow celebs to the beach, she also wants to tax them. She is hoping that the cameramen will ...
Denise Richards is a Liar
2008-06-17 11:04:00
If Denise Richards were a color in the Crayola box of life, she would be . . . wait, what’s the color of puke? All along, Denise has said that her new reality show, “It’s Complicated”, has been an attempt to tell her side of the story, or “Setting the Record Straight.” However, multiple people are secretly ...
There are days
2008-06-08 22:18:00
when I wish I could shoot lightening bolts at people. Today is one of them. Reason? Well, I just read an opinion piece that takes the gold, silver and bronze metal when it comes to loathing Hillary Clinton. She would never be content to be vice president. She’d be plotting against him from day one. She’d put ...
By: Bligbi
Nick Hogan Out of Solitary Confinement
2008-06-06 18:24:00
Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s bitching and moaning about solitary confinement seems to have paid off for him. Hogan’s legal team requested earlier in the week that he be let out of seclusion and into house arrest with his mother, but that request was denied by a judge. Instead, Hogan has been moved into to a cell with three ...
Rotten, Rambo and a C*nt
2008-06-05 20:33:00
[Photo: Distortrait] John Lydon, a.k.a. ‘Johnny Rotten‘ of The Sex Pistols, is being sued by a former female assistant who claims she was assaulted by the legendary punk icon. Roxane Davis, who was employed by the show Lydon was working on at the time, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles today claiming he hit her and verbally ...
Nick Hogan Wants Out of Solitary Confinement
2008-06-02 23:20:00
Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s attorneys requested that the courts allow him to be released from solitary confinement in which he spends 16-17 hours a day. They’re playing the cruel and unusual punishment card. “Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement,” his attorneys claim in court papers. Nick’s legal team is trying to ...
Might as well report that the sky is blue
2008-05-30 16:05:00
Can someone tell me why it’s news that the Catholic church is still a bigoted institution? For example, a day or so after California declared that it was unconstitutional to ban homosexuals from legally marrying, it was considered “news” when Pope Ratface declared that the Catholic church still considers homosexuality to be icky. And today ...
By: Bligbi
Christian Marines evangelizing Iraqi Muslims
2008-05-29 20:28:00
As if the situation in Iraq wasn’t bad enough it appears that American marines are contributing to the problem by attempting to convert the Muslim residents of Fallujah to Christianity. According to this report, unidentified Marines are said to have passed out evangelical coins at the gates of Fallujah while serving as guards. One side of the ...
By: Bligbi
The New Nick Hogan?
2008-05-29 17:20:00
Hulk Hogan is all set to rescue his little boy after the spoiled sh*t gets out of jail. You see, the Hogan’s are doing everything in their power to restore the family’s reputation, especially Nick’s. And they are doing it the only way they know how - with a new reality show, of course! It seems daddy ...
Michigan Democrats pass abortion legislation
2008-05-28 16:37:00
One of the arguments for supporting the democratic nominee this fall is that a failure to put a democrat in office will result in the further erosion of reproductive freedom. This argument annoys and angers me because 1) it’s fear-based and 2) democrats have been selling out women for years now. If there’s one ...
By: Bligbi
Shania Twain?s Husband Left Her For This Broad!?
2008-05-22 16:43:00
As soon as Shania Twain and husband of fourteen years Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange split up, rumors of his infidelity ran rampant. The world wondered, who on earth could possibly take a man from the beautiful and talented Shania Twain? Sadly for Shania, it was good friend and employee, Marie-Anne Thiébaud . . . who is ...
Will the Mole Save the Day?
2008-05-21 18:31:00
R. Kelly’s trial is finally underway after 6 years of his attorneys successfully delaying the court process. Opening arguments were Tuesday and Kelly’s legal team claims that the man in the video couldn’t possibly be their client as he has a prominent mole on his back. They claim the mole has been there since Kelly’s ...
Adnan Ghalib Shopping Britney Spears Sex Tape
2008-05-20 16:53:00
Adnan Ghalib, the photographer who leeched onto Britney Spears during the midst of her apparent breakdown, claims to have a sex tape with the pop star and is shopping around for the highest bidder. Of course he is. Like this is some sort of surprise? We all knew he was using her, and Britney ...
Surprise, Surprise . . Spencer and Heidi are Terrible Tippers
2008-05-19 22:34:00
Heidi Montag and self important boyfriend Spencer Pratt treated themselves to a nice dinner with a couple of friends at a Los Angeles restaurant Saturday night…camera crew in tow, no doubt. Their bill came to a total of $783. Included on the tab was 12 shots of Platinum Patron which runs $60 a shot! ...
Bush gives up golf for troops
2008-05-14 16:15:00
It is said that whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness - great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy. Our esteemed president is not on the path to greatness however. In fact, he’s well on his way to being considered one of the most self-centred, arrogant and ...
By: Bligbi
Nick Hogan Sentenced to 8 Months in Jail
2008-05-10 01:50:00
Nick Hogan was sentenced today for the car accident that nearly took his best friend’s life. John Graziano is still in vegetative state and hasn’t left the hospital since the crash last August. Graziano’s sister, Christian Carson, says that Nick has never apologized for the accident. Graziano’s father told the judge that the Hogan’s have never ...
Vote Smart ? Let?s Not Get Bushwacked Again in 2008!
2008-05-06 17:10:00
Bush: Worst Ever, McCain: More War, Answer: OBAMA! As voters consider their choices for the democratic party nominee in North Carolina and Indiana, they might want to consider the past eight years under Bush and who is most likely to flip the script on the disasterous policies that have brought us to this point in history.
Note to Linguistic Fascists
2008-05-06 02:38:00
If you’re going to demand that people speak English, you should make it a priority to learn how to spell English. via: Immigration Chronicles: Perhaps spell check is in order … addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fbligbi.com%2F2008-%2F05%2F05%2Fnote-to-linguistic--fascists%2F'; addthis_title = 'Note+to+Linguistic+Fascists';- addthis_pub = '';
By: Bligbi
God made Spring
2008-05-04 20:18:00
Just ask my five year old. Where’d she hear that gem? At school and it’s the truth because her teacher said so. We should have known that something like this was bound to happen sooner or later. The teacher has made it extremely obvious she’s one of those Christians who assumes everyone else is ...
By: Bligbi
Scott Weiland Sentenced to 8 Days Jail
2008-04-29 14:15:00
Scott Weiland, 40, has been sentenced to eight days in jail for his November DUI arrest. He was represented by his attorney in court who entered a no contest plea. Weiland was also ordered to attend and complete an 18-month alcohol education class and must shell out $2000 in fines. He must serve serve his jail ...
In case you thought women were human
2008-04-29 00:31:00
The state of Oklahoma would like to inform you that you are wrong. Under the guise of obtaining informed patient consent, this new law requires doctors to withhold pregnancy termination until an ultrasound is performed. The law states that either an abdominal or vaginal ultrasound, whichever gives the best image of the fetus, must be done. ...
By: Bligbi
Keith Olbermann - worst person in the world
2008-04-24 19:50:00
Last night Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman decided to get together for a chit chat about Hillary Clinton. As you may know she hasn’t dropped out of the race and certain people are none to happy about it. In fact the recent tone of things can be best summed up as “how do we ...
By: Bligbi
Obama: abortion is never a good thing
2008-04-14 15:47:00
Barack Obama is getting on my nerves. First he gave that asinine interview in The Advocate where he pretty much told the gay community that explicitly fighting for equal rights via marriage was a bad political move that could upset the bigots on this side of the sexual identity fence. Now he’s went ...
By: Bligbi
?Bad Day? the cause of anti-atheist rant
2008-04-10 19:45:00
Monique Davis has apologized citing that she was upset and was, according to another Illinois representative, having a “bad day”. Well, I’m having a bad day myself. I’m catching a cold or something and I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to break one of my toes. My five year old is home sick and is doing ...
By: Bligbi
How much is your daughter worth?
2008-04-07 19:21:00
I bet you’re thinking “priceless”. Well, you’d be wrong. Just ask the parents of Tressa Gross. You see, Tressa went to a club back in April of 2002 where she met a man by the name of John Berger. He raped her and killed her with a fatal dose of GHB. He ...
By: Bligbi
Atheists have no rights in Chicago
2008-04-07 18:24:00
Just ask Representative Monique Davis, a Democrat mind you, who recently went off on Rob Sherman as he was speaking before the House State Government Administration Committee about the governor’s recent grant of $1 million to a Baptist church.   Representative Davis had this to say: …it?s dangerous for our children to even know that your philosophy ...
By: Bligbi
Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But Book
2008-04-05 22:45:00
Bobby Brown's explosive new book is juicy! He's blowing the lid off of his relationship with Whitney Houston, alleging she led him to drug addiction. He also claims he had sex with Madonna and disses Karrine Steffans, aka Supahead. Bobby Brown is a class act. In his upcoming autobiography, "Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But," Bobby Brown proves he's an a-hole by exposing his ex and baby mama, Whitney Houston. Bobby alleges that Whitney's the headcase and he was only trying to do good, with the exception of having sex with other women. He also claims that Whitney drove him to drug addiction. Yep, he's claiming responsibility for nothing. He's a saint. "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice.At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."As far as his 15-year ma...
Absolut Assholes!
2008-04-05 21:27:00
Absolut: THEIR way! Absolut: As It Should Be! Trackback URL: http://texasfred.net/archives/1-056/trackback/
Feith: Not So Nice Talking About Torture
2008-04-03 19:00:00
By- Suzie-Q @ 10:00 AM MST Feith: Only “Assholes” Fret about Torture By Paul Kiel - April 2, 2008, 3:32PM It won’t surprise anyone that the least sympathetic portrayal in Phillipe Sands’ Vanity Fair piece is of former Undersecretary of Defense Doug Feith. Not only did Feith play a major hand in promoting the ...
By: Suzie-Q
Oh Yeah? If You Don?t Like it, Sue Me!
2008-04-02 19:34:00
Okay, it’s not really newsworthy at this point, as I am sure many of you are already aware that David Kuzminski of Preditors & Editors fame is defending himself against not one, but two separate libel suits. The first lawsuit was filed on September 20, 2007 in a New Jersey District Court by literary ...
Spencer Pratt To Give Advice?
2008-03-13 15:05:00
Heidi Montag’s annoying boyfriend Spencer Pratt somehow managed to score his own advice column in Radar magazine. The column is called “YO SPENCER!” and debuts in the April issue of Radar. Radar editor Maer Roshan said, “Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind. When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally ...
Anti-free speech Liberal assholes on college campuses, this time U of Iowa
2008-03-10 16:51:00
 84 Year-Old Veteran Attacked at Karl Rove Speech   As soon as Rove entered the room, boos, shouts of “traitor” and “war criminal,” and occasional cheers emanated from the roughly 900 audience members - and lasted the entire hour and a half in which Rove took questions- Des Moines Register. The Leftist mob also screamed down an 84 ...
I?m John Erianne, Who the Hell Are You? or, Shits ?N? Giggles on Amazon.com
2008-03-10 15:59:00
The other day I solved a mystery of sorts. You may recall an incident I wrote about last year in which some anonymous turd trashed me on Amazon.com. Although, to be honest, I was much more bemused by the incident than angry, I have wondered about the indentity of Maxites D. ever ...
Rick Salomon Hounded By Paparazzi
2008-02-27 21:44:00
The folks over at Hollywood.tv posted this video of the paparazzi following Pamela Anderson’s ex Rick Salomon as he heads to his car after leaving Club Villa in WeHo. This clip is f*cking hysterical! The paps throw outrageous questions at Rick, who sometimes comments and sometimes laughs them off. “Was it the ...
Adnan Bragging He Knocked Up Britney
2008-02-27 19:53:00
Is Britney Spears really pregnant with Adnan Ghalib’s baby? That’s what he is telling everyone. “Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” a friend of Adnan’s tells Star magazine. I bet! He probably did her in every position, tipping and shaking ...
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