Badass Office Worker Ignores Making New Pot of Coffee
2009-09-03 14:30:00 Photo credit: Morguefile.com In my office, there's a sign above the coffee pot that says: "Drink a Cup? Make a New Pot!" This sign is in place to make sure that people who enjoy the office coffee take the time to make a new pot for those who want to enjoy a cup later -- but without the hassle of brewing a new pot. You know what I say to those people? Suck it. That's right. Because you know what I did the other day? I walked right into the break room and saw that there was exactly enough delicious coffee left in the pot for just one more cup. I took my mug, tossed in a couple of...
Surprise: Elusive Duke Nukem Forever Looks Kinda Badass
2008-06-06 04:49:00 New footage of former vaporware title Duke Nukem Forever surfaced today, and it looks pretty good. Next step: launch date! Maybe I'll pull this off yet... There's still no release date, and the console version is as-of-yet unconfirmed, but nevertheless new footage sprang up today of Duke Nukem Forever.The big surprise? It looked somewhat decent. Maybe not 10-year delay decent, but worthy of a look.The footage, found at Shacknews, is the first new media to be released for the game since a teaser was released in December. The trailer is part of a larger collection of clips, so be patient or fast forward to find it."This was a snippet from one level inside Hoover dam, for a few minutes. There are large outdoor environments, too, and tons of stuff not seen here," said Duke Nukem curator and director George Broussard. "I wasn't even sure they were going to show game footage as the original deal was to just film Jason playing the game, and a reaction. They cut in a few scenes here and...
By: Sports Legends
[Amusing] The 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science (some
2008-05-30 08:04:00 Cracked
The 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science
2008-05-29 20:51:00 From Cracked.com: Scientists have a PR problem. If TV is to be believed, doctorates are awarded in the form of fishbowl glasses and a tendency to stutter. Sometimes movies try to help out by portraying action scientists, like in The Core, but usually do more harm than good since it
DJ Crystal Ellis: She Gets Cool Points For Being a Badass and For Being Ho
2008-05-27 12:20:00 You guys know how I feel about the DJ’s. Well, Crystal Ellis is not only a DJ, she’s a model and a go go dancer. It really doesn’t get much better than that (unless she was previously a gymnast and starred in a porn film like DJ Colleen Shannon). But you know what I ...
Original 1989 Batmobile Was For Sale On Ebay
2008-05-06 23:00:00 Not sure what happened between yesterday and today but the auction for this 1 of 5 Batmobile made for Tim Burton’s Batman in 1989 has been pulled off of Ebay. I wouldn’t shed too many tears over missing out on the opportunity to own this kick ass movie prop unless of course you had a ...
MMA Highlights - UFC, PRIDE, Etc.
2008-05-06 06:00:00 This is a compilation of mixed martial arts footage with the song “Bring da Ruckus” by Wu Tang Clan. Includes: Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, Aleksander Emelianenko, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, Mirko “CroCop” Filipovi?, Fedor Emelianenko, B.J. Penn, and more. I made this because I think YouTube has a serious lack of ...
[Daves Blog] Not even Chuck Norris is that badass
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Die Top 10 Fuckin#8217; Awesome Moments der alten Indiana Jones Filme. Wie bei einigen anderen Sachen derzeit (GTA IV, Ironman, etc. ) kann ich die Massenhysterie nicht ganz nachvollziehen, ansehen werde ich mir Kingdom of the Crystal ...
By: BlogNews
Badass
2008-05-05 09:20:00 If there's such a thing as a metal fetish, I don't have it. But you have to admit that that Iron Man suit is pretty goddamn sexy. Perhaps that's why Iron Man is one of the comic books I read as a kid and kept underneath my bed alongside my beach volleyball magazines.Aside from having a uniformly terrific cast, the film version of Iron Man also boasts cool effects (who knew suiting up would be so entertaining to watch?), a nifty script (the stripper plane!), and a sharp, wry performance by a suddenly hunky Robert Downey Jr. (yeah, I'd tap that).Thank you, Hollywood, for not fucking this one up and getting Summer 2008 off to a good start.
By: Bamboo Nation
SKDubs Gold boombox looks beautiful & badass
2008-05-02 06:09:00 This boombox is an awesome mix of music and sculpture built into the body of a double bass by artist David Ellis. He incorporated a four-way stereo speaker system, two vaccum tube preamps, a Crown power amp, and a Behringer equalizer. In case you’re wondering, there is no iPod dock, but it does come with ...
By: SlipperyBrick
Trampformers: More Than Meets The Eye
2008-05-01 19:30:00 When searching for a potential female to mate, three things I don’t look for: 1) Bigger biceps than me 2) Bigger penis than me 3) Transformers Tramp Stamp This one’s a keeper. Some lucky guy gets to look at that while Superman-ing that ass! What a boner maker.
WHO’S MORE BADASS?
2008-05-01 19:29:00 If you don’t know who either of these people are you’re stupid as all hell. Who’s more badass, Chris Farmer or Glen Danzig? Farmer: Pros:Really good at skating Cons: More people talk about his clothes than his skating Danzig: Pros: Started the Misfits Cons: Is a comic nerd and got KNOCKED OUT YOU DECIDE
Seagalogy: A Study Of Ass Kicking
2008-04-28 17:00:00 You can bet your sweet ass I have already pre-ordered this on Amazon. If the Uzi and the ponytail in the cover art aren’t enough to sell you then the book description should be able to seal the deal. Now, finally, Vern is ready to unleash his magnum opus: an in-depth study of the world’s only ...
Badass Glasses
2008-04-22 20:01:00 Oh my god, I don't think I ever showed you my new eyeglasses!Since my glasses are so tied into my very identity and since they are the very things that give me my superpowers (you should see what I could do with a cucumber!), I spent many days a few months ago searching for the perfect pair and agonizing over my narrowed-down choices.I finally selected frames made by Chrome Hearts in a style called "Cooze." These glasses probably cost more than your car. Seriously (click to enlarge): Behold the enticing description:Chrome Hearts utilizes a combination of Japanese and Italian Zyl to make this laminated black and baby pink handmade acetate frame. And to finish this piece of "optical jewelry" are .925 sterling silver hinge accents with a cross motif laser etched detail. For the final detail is a laser etched laminated pink cross on the temples ends. The exquisite Japanese craftsmanship is unmistakable.Yes, my new glasses are badass, and you wish you were me. (Although maybe you can do...
By: Bamboo Nation
Drunk Fails To Notice Stabbing?Of Himself
2008-04-19 00:21:00 Yuri Lyalin, a Russian electrician, was out drinking vodka with some co-workers when an argument broke out. One of his co-workers, a watchman, ended up stabbing him in the back with a six inch kitchen knife. Yuri was so goddamn drunk he failed to notice the wound and passed out in the watchman’s office. When ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Drunk Fails To Notice Stabbing…Of Himself", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-drunk-fails-to-notice-stabbingo-f-himself/" });
Blow Energy Drink
2008-04-09 19:38:00 Now that I have your attention, what’s with all the energy drinks that reference cocaine? A few months, or maybe even a year ago, there was a big hoopla over Cocaine (the energy drink). Now there is an energy powder. Yes, you can cut the shit with a credit card, then add it to the ...
Hardcore Bulletproof Hoodie
2008-04-04 21:00:00 Last week we had a post about a shirt that would be great for knife fights. Now, we have the perfect outer layer for that outfit. The bulletproof hoodie. Developed by a company named Bladerunner, “The Defender Hoodie” has a special removable, bullet-proof insert that you can roll with when you want to put your hood ...
New G.I. Joe Movie?
2008-03-26 00:45:00 I was not a fan of the original cartoon series…well, to be honest I was not allowed to watch it actually. My parents were a little hippy-ish. The only GI Joe action figure I was allowed to have was the medic guy. But anyway, it seems that Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, Van Helsing) is making a ...
Come In My House, You Get F?ckin? Netted!
2008-03-21 16:00:00 Ever since I saw the below episode of Rob & Big I have wondered where I can find a net gun of my own. Ask and you shall receive. Behold the Net-2000 Rod a compressed C02 powered net gun with a high strength resuable nylon fiber net. What doesn’t look fun about this? Sure $419.99 ...
The Speed Racer Theatrical Trailer Emphasizes How Badass The Mach 5 Really
2008-03-15 03:43:00 Ok so the theatrical trailer has arrived and it looks to establish itself as a full fledged movie with serious politically correct family safe entertainment value, (Hurray right?). But lets be serious here fellow constituents, this is not a movie that your attending for any kind of engrossing plot value, or character development, or even ...
By: Nerd with Swag
Video: Iran's Badass, Wall-Crawling Female Cops
2008-03-11 04:05:00 Women, generally speaking, may be badly oppressed in Iran's Islamic republic. But the country's female police officers are free -- free to climb walls, free to fire AKs from moving cop cars, free to set off bombs, free punch someone in the grill, and,
By: mini wisdom
Army Captain Has Doctors Re-Amputate Re-Attached Leg
2008-03-05 23:43:00 British Army Captain Bernie Bambury is one tough son of a bitch. He has already survived six months in Iraq and now he has had doctors re-amputate his lower right leg. He lost the leg the first time around while bombing down an icy tobaggon track. Bambury was flying down the track at 80+ MPH ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Army Captain Has Doctors Re-Amputate Re-Attached Leg", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/03/-army-captain-has-doctors-re-amp-utate-re-attached-leg/" });
Rock of Love: How To Be A Badass Whore As Taught By Daisy De La Hoya
2008-03-05 00:54:00 Every boxer needs a slutty niece. It’s just the way it works. Rock of Love’s Daisy is no exception. Daisy De La Hoya may be doing her family and her fellow famous boxer uncle, Oscar De La Hoya, proud. ‘Controversy’ if you could call it that, has recently arisen after TMZ.com discovered (and by discovered I ...
By: BuzzKilled
10 of the Most BadAss Disco Shirts as Found on Ebay
2008-02-19 13:31:00 As many of you know I love to stay ahead of the fashion curve. As a man of wealth and culture, occasionally I have to take a step back in time to stay ahead of future trends. I’m getting a jump on Soho and starting to rock the hard core vintage 70’s ...
Badass
2008-02-16 20:31:00 Hasbro has finally revealed photos of the Cloverfield Monster action figure. check them out above. It can be yours for $99.99. Pretty bad ass I say.Here's the specs:70 points of articulation and incredible life-like detail Authentic sound 14” tall 10 parasites Two interchangeable heads Statue of Liberty head accessory Special Cloverfield collector’s edition packaging
By: The Ugly Cow
Indiana Jones back and more badass than ever...
2008-02-14 20:51:00 This actually looks pretty sweet...
By: Hot Fresh Now
My Father, The Badass
2008-02-07 20:11:00 As the anniversary of my father's death has passed recently, I've been thinking of some of his stories (Don't get worried, you won't leave here in tears). One story in particular demonstrates who my dad was a nutshell, and often leaves the people I tell it to either wishing they had met him . . . . or very glad they hadn't.When I was very young, we lived in a small lake community. Our side of the lake was more sparsely populated. The road separating our front yard from the lake was a straightaway, that led to many drivers being transformed into Mario Andretti and acting accordingly.One fateful day, as Dad was taking out the trash, a car came down the 30 mph road at about 60. Dad patiently held the trash bag until the car was right in front of our house, and then threw it in front of the car. Needless to say the driver slammed on his brakes, jumped out of his car and proceeded to puff up and demand an explanation. My dad silenced him with "Well now, you didn't see me stan...
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Chuck Norris hates people thinking he?s badass
2007-12-24 18:00:00 Chuck Norris sued the publishers of a book that collects all the ?mythical facts? about him from the Internet. The book The Truth about Chuck Norris was compiled by Ian Spector who started the popular website about Chuck Norris. He?s also named in the suit which was filed on Friday. The Associated Press reports: “Some of ...
Reminder: Only 20 Hours Left To Enter The FREE TimothySykes.com Badass Tie
2007-12-20 00:00:00 Remember, you only have until noon tomorrow to leave a comment on this post in order to be entered to win a FREE $65 badass "HedgeHogs" tie. (Or repost that post on your blog and get 5 entries)You know you want one, so just do it--only in the blogging world can you get a really cool product that absolutely won
By: TimothySykes.com
Don " The Predator " Frye
2007-12-15 21:00:00 Don " The Predator " Frye highlight, showcasing some of his most infamous brawls and featuring various clips from different movies to capture the feel of the man, the myth…the legendary Don Frye.
Tweet Better: 9 Unconventional (and Slightly Badass) Ways to use Twitter
2007-12-04 09:52:00 I jumped on the Twitter bandwagon pretty early on, but only recently have I begun to use the service regularly. As it turns out, Twitter can be used for more than simply tracking friends' status updates and pursuing other various forms of cyber-stalking. There are many other great uses for Twitter, so I would like ...
By: JakeBouma.com
Lotus And Hot Wheels Create Badass Concept
2007-11-24 04:49:00 Lotus makes a sexy car on their own, but teaming up with die-cast maker Hot Wheels they’ve really outdone themselves. A 1:5 scale model created for SEMA, one of its most distinctive characteristics is the exposed center spine which incorporates switches and gear linkages while supporting that massive wing you see sticking out the back. ...
By: Gadgets Are Us
Mason Casey: Sofa King Badass [2007]
2007-11-20 17:19:00 Track List: 1. You Make It Hard 2. Nine Times A Man - (with Don Covay) 3. It's That Time Of Year Again 4. Chesterfield County Jail - (with Aaron Turner) 5. Blue Hair Woman 6. Don't End Our Love 7. Sofa King Badass 8. Taxi Love 9. Let Me In - (with Steve Cropper) 10. Take Me To The Airport - (with Aaron Turner) 11. It Takes A Lotta Love 12. That's My Heart - (with Glen Heffner) 13. Done Crying -
Milo Ventimiglia aka Peter Petrelli has Turned into a Badass
2007-10-11 14:42:00 Fans of Heroes will notice this season the amount of time that Peter's shirt has been off. Apparently someone go to the gym in the off season and wants to show off for the ladies. Maybe by the 4th or 5th week he might find a way to keep his shirt on. Who knows. Popular: 5 hours 2 minutes ago source: (justjared.buzznet.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
Phil Jackson: Hall of Famer, Badass?
2007-09-08 05:53:00 By: Jeff Girouard Congratulations go out to Phil Jackson. Today Jackson, former Houston Comets head coach Van Chancellor, former NBA official Mendy Rudolph, North Carolina coach Roy Williams, European coaches Pedro Ferrandiz and Mirko Novosel, and the 1966 Texas Western team were all enshrined in
By: A Wikia Wiki
A-1 Badass Sniper
2007-08-22 00:11:00 This sniper manages to shoot a pistol out of the bad guy’s hand without injuring the douche bag. It is pretty amazing. Related PostsTactical AssassinI stumbled upon this game the other night and ended up burning an hour before I even reali...There is badass and then there is BADASS.This guy has definitely hit the BADASS level. ...
The 10 Weakest Songs by Badass Bands
2007-08-07 08:22:00 Like athletes, comedians and dungeon-porn actors, time takes its toll on badass musicians. And inevitably, you?ll catch your favorite crew of leather-clad/whiskey-swilling/v-agina-liking sons of bitches cranking out a song that?s suitable for the closing montage of a Grey?s Anatomy episode. Here are the 10 most disappointing examples of badass bands playing nice?and subsequently looking like douchebags.
By: Attuworld
Bourne is Back, Badass in ?Ultimatum,? Still Unrealistically Unbreakable
2007-08-02 20:37:00 CHICAGO ? Matt Damon as Jason Bourne never thinks. He just does.Bourne?s always armed with the right devices and brainwaves to foretell his next move. Should he need a rag because he?s about to rooftop hop in Morocco and his hands need protection from random glass shards, Hollywood obliges.Matt Damon (left) and Joey Ansah in ?The Bourne Ultimatum?Photo courtesy of Universal PicturesAs badass as Bourne is, though, the film tends to forget it isn?t ?Unbreakable?.Bourne ? or, as he learns in ?The Bourne Ultimatum,? really David Webb ? is no Bruce Willis. He?s human without supernatural CGI. While the character is designed to just be a man, the third in this series especially takes his body to the extreme. There?s no way in hell he?d still be standing at this one?s conclusion.Matt Damon in ?The Bourne Ultimatum?Photo courtesy of Universal PicturesThink of Rocky being pummeled by the Russian and living to tell the tale. Bourne shows a little bit of blood, utters a few ?ow? growls and alw...
My Badass Blog Picks for July 23, 2007
2007-07-24 02:10:00 ZenZoomie is starting a series called How the Great Blogs Began! Zen is going to research the beginnings of famous bloggers Darren Rowse, John Chow, Rand Fishkin, and Jeremy Shoemaker. Can't wait. Scott at Self Made Minds published Website plagiarism the myths and facts dispelling myths of internet plagiarism. Ole Joshua started a series called Josh Spaulding's Internet Marketing Don'ts over at Make Money Blog. Spaulding is a seasoned internet marketer (from Warrior Forum) who has already began pumping out some great advice. It's going to be a very nice series, friend. Darren Rowse wrote Write a Tip Post with an actual method behind writing tips posts. Great advice. Must read.
Badass Martial Arts Kid
2007-07-06 07:04:00 Nothing to do with engineering, but you've just gotta see this!
One of the Closest Times a Punter Could Be Considered Badass
2007-06-22 16:01:00 With the exception of the rare occurrence when a punter actually has to make a tackle, the position itself is without a doubt one of the wussiest in all of sports. Because of that fact, when an ex-NFL punter is arrested with dealing with stolen merchandise, we must consider him to be one of the closest things the position has to a badass. There is something inherently funny about the fact that rather than floating into oblivion, like most other retired punters in the world, Rick Tuten fell into the headlines for purchasing stolen televisions.Overall Tuten had approximately $30,000 worth of stolen merchandise which he planned to resell in Georgia. So how did the cops get him? Seemingly right out of a movie...Investigators borrowed a 42-inch flat-screen TV and a 32-inch flat-screen TV from a local store and had an informant - who was familiar with the former NFL player - to telephone Tuten on his cell phone Thursday to see if he was interested in buying them. Sheriff's officials ...
By: WBRS Sports Blog
One of the Closest Times a Punter Could Be Considered Badass
2007-06-22 16:01:00 With the exception of the rare occurrence when a punter actually has to make a tackle, the position itself is without a doubt one of the wussiest in all of sports. Because of that fact, when an ex-NFL punter is arrested with dealing with stolen merchandise, we must consider him to be one of the closest things the position has to a badass. There is something inherently funny about the fact that rather than floating into oblivion, like most other retired punters in the world, Rick Tuten fell into the headlines for purchasing stolen televisions.Overall Tuten had approximately $30,000 worth of stolen merchandise which he planned to resell in Georgia. So how did the cops get him? Seemingly right out of a movie...Investigators borrowed a 42-inch flat-screen TV and a 32-inch flat-screen TV from a local store and had an informant - who was familiar with the former NFL player - to telephone Tuten on his cell phone Thursday to see if he was interested in buying them. Sheriff's officials ...
By: WBRS Sports Blog
There is badass and then there is BADASS.
2007-05-10 23:00:00 This guy has definitely hit the BADASS level. For about eight minutes on Tuesday, through the streets near downtown, police chased a driver who had no arms and one good leg. He got away. He is used to this sort of thing. Michael Francis Wiley is called ?Pasco County?s most accomplished traffic violator? with so many violations ...
Badass Pigeon
2007-05-08 12:09:00 Yesterday I saw something peculiar. I had to run out to the store at lunch time and as I was leaving I saw a pigeon standing out in the road. The road is a small side street but has several businesses and an apartment complex on it so it sees somewhat regular activity. It is also very wide so the pigeon wasn't out in the middle, but it was pretty far away from the side. Anyway, this bird was one strange character. When cars would come by it wouldn't budge. I mean, it wasn't dead or anything. I saw it walking around and it was clearly a real bird (or the most incredible knock-off ever). So, no biggie, I avoid the bird and go to the store. On the way back the bird is now on my side of the street. So I slow down and avoid him but in the rearview I see that the Ford Explorer behind me has decided to either: a) run over the bird or b) scare the bird into flight. Well, this bird is suicidal or stunned or just stupid because it doesn't move. The Explorer swerves...
By: Piperworld
E = MC Hawking ? / Stephen Hawking Now Officially A Total Badass
2007-04-30 14:24:00 Good Old College Days - I'm thinking about old college and Physics! CUT the Crap eh?Hawking, 65, perhaps the most renowned theoretical physicist of his time, has long suffered from a motor neuron disorder called amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), better known as Lou Gehrig's disease. Unable to move his hands and legs, he has been wheelchair bound for nearly four decades. In the mid-1980s, he also lost his ability to speak naturally after a tracheotomy following a bad bout with pneumonia.As a result, Hawking, who is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge in England, communicates by making small facial expressions, using the muscles around his eyes, eyebrows, cheek and mouth, raising an eyebrow, for example, to signal "yes." Technology has allowed him to communicate more extensively through a computer that talks for him in a synthesized voice while he chooses words on the screen through an infrared sensor on a headpiece that detects motion in his chee...
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