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Sardar jokes-Santa & Banta go out Fishing
2008-05-13 09:04:00 Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."Santa says, "Good idea", and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot....Seeing that Banta shouted, "Why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!"
Signos: Banta ng Nagbabagong Klima Videos
2008-04-21 09:10:00 Here is a video capture of the recently shown documentary by GMA 7 regarding Climate Change. GMA 7 is the leading television network in the Philippines. The documentary was produced together with the country's leading experts as well as organizations like World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) and Green Peace.For the rest of the video CLICK HERE.
Signos: Banta ng Nagbabagong Klima
2008-04-18 11:27:00 Signos: Banta ng Nagbabagong Klima (Signs: Threat of Climate Change) will be airing on April 20, 2008, Sunday after Ful Haus on GMA Channel 7 in the Philippines.Global warming is the most serious threat the world faces today.The warning signs are present , even here in the Philippines . Drought is felt during the rainy season and typhoons strike in the summer months. Sea water level is on the rise and more areas experience flooding . These are only some of the symptoms of a serious and growing global phenomenon: climate change. This environmental crisis puts the lives of millions at risk, hitting the poor countries hardest.In response to the call for environmental awareness, GMA Public Affairs presents Signos (Fatal Signs), Philippine television’s first full-length documentary on what is considered the most pressing environmental issue today – the world’s changing climate as a result of decades of unchecked human activity. Following in the tradition of Al Gore’s “An Inconv...
Y DID ENGLISH TEACHER SLAPPED BANTA 4 ASKING HIS DOUBTS
2008-01-05 23:26:00 COZ HIS DOUBTS WERE " WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR WHEN IT COVERS 2" & ""PANTIES" PLURAL WHEN IT COVERS JUST 1"
By: FILTHY JOKES
A letter to Bill Gates from Banta Singh
2007-12-31 15:09:00 Dear Mr Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.3. There's a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that b...
Santa Banta -6
2007-12-14 18:24:00 Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai============================-===============Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'==========================-==========================Santa-: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.==========================-===============================-=Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.===========================-==========================Santa-: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !==============================-======================Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name f...
By: Mobile Funny SMS
Santa Banta Jokes
2007-12-05 05:19:00 Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta haiSanta was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers onlySanta: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASASanta apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I'm falling in love.Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?Santa: Suicide karne ke liyeBanta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?Santa: Kahin inf...
Santa Banta?s SMS jokes
2007-12-01 19:23:00 Titanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction?Santa: Downwards! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* How did santa tried to kill a bird??He took ...
By: hiren4u
Sardar joke - Santa banta fishing
2007-12-01 10:31:00 santa singh & banta singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to banta."There's lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come heretomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,santa asked banta , "Did you mark that spot?" banta replied,"Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!" santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
Sardar jokes-Santa and Banta
2007-11-20 04:46:00 Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?Santa says, "Oh sure."The boss asks how deep underground he worked.Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. "The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? "Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
Santa Banta SMS Collection
2007-11-05 11:07:00 Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him. 1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted ...
By: hiren4u
santa banta - 5
2007-11-01 19:27:00 What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi.What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.=========================-=========================Master-ji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..=========================-=========================Preeto-: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.=========================-========================= Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?=========================-==========================Santa-: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"=========================-==========================Lady- doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji ...
By: Mobile Funny SMS
Pentolan Dewa 19 Membantah Telah Melakukan KDRT
2007-10-27 15:27:00 Pentolan Dewa 19, Ahmad Dhani membantah telah melakukan Kekerasan Dalam Rumah tangga (KDRT). Katanya, semua itu hanya alasan yang dibuat-buat oleh istrinya Maia Estianty. Kendati membantah melakukan KDRT, Dhani mengakui telah menoyor kepala Maia."Itu karena saya menghukum dia. Dia sudah kurang ajar dengan merokok di depan anak-anak. Dari dulu saya tidak suka dengan rokok. Tapi ketika saya larang, dia malah membantah," kata Dhani saat ditemui di studio Dewa 19, kawasan Pondok Indah Jakarta, Senin kemarin.Dhani juga menjelaskan kalau istrinya itu suka minum minuman keras. Hal ini didukung dengan kelakuan Maia yang kerap pulang larut pagi. "Bagaimana mungkin dia bisa mengurus anak, sedangkan dia suka minum-minuman keras. Makanya saya tidak pernah izinkan dia pulang pagi," kata Dhani.
By: Artis News
Santa banta sardar jokes
2007-10-25 13:45:00 Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn?t have fit into her clothes!
Short sardar jokes - santa banta
2007-10-23 07:41:00 Enjoy 5 short sardar jokes !? Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.? Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.? Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.? Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.? The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.
Fernando Montiel still WBO Junior Bantamweight Champion
2007-10-09 21:18:00 Fernando Montiel stopped Luis Melendez by technical knockout in the 12th round. He retains his World Boxing Organization junior bantamweight championship at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. He hurt Melendez early in the 12th with two rights to the head. A left to the body seconds later dropped Melendez for a seven-count. He then landed ...
By: Pabaon Sports
Jenderal Sonthi Jadi Wakil PM Thai, Bantah Haus Kekuasaan
2007-10-03 12:10:00 Jakarta - Akhirnya pimpinan kudeta damai Thailand Jenderal Sonthi Boonyaratkalin resmi menjadi Wakil PM Thailand. Namun dia membantah jika jabatan barunya itu untuk mempertahankan kekuasaannya selama ini. Dilansir dari Bangkok Post, Rabu (3/10/2007), Sonthi membantah jika pengangkatan dirinya sebagai Wakil PM karena haus kekuasaan. Menurutnya, apa yang dilakukannya adalah yang terbaik untuk kerajaan Thailand. “Untuk saat ini, ...
Bantalan Kayu Sudah Diganti Beton, KA Sapu Jagad Aman
2007-10-03 12:10:00 Jakarta - KNKT menilai rencananya penggunaan KA Sapu Jagad untuk mudik lebaran dapat membahayakan keselamatan. Namun pendapat itu dibantah oleh Dirjen Perkeretaapian Departemen Perhubungan Soemino. Saat ini, jalur KA sudah kuat. Menurut Soemino, bantalan kayu di jalur KA sudah diganti dengan beton. “Kita sudah melakukan penggantian bantalan kayu menjadi bantalan beton sepanjang 350 km,” kata ...
Pasha Ungu Bantah Pisah Ranjang
2007-10-01 06:10:00 Pasha ‘Ungu’ (yla/hot) Jakarta, Setelah aksi bogemnya pada Idea ‘Marvells’, rumah tangga Pasha ‘Ungu’dikabarkan retak. Pasha disebut-sebut pisah ranjang dari istrinya. “Aduh gosip apalagi nih,” bantahnya. Pasha menyebut gosip tersebut sama sekali tak benar. “Gue masih satu rumah kok,” tegasnya saat ditemui detikhot di kawasan ...
Manajemen Sahrul Gunawan Bantah Korupsi
2007-10-01 06:10:00 Sahrul Gunawan (ebi/hot) Jakarta, Dituding korupsi Rp 500 juta, bekas manajemen tempat Sahrul Gunawan bernaung membantah habis. “Sahrul kalau bicara itu lebih hati-hati.” Kisruh antara Sahrul dan bekas manajemennya yaitu D’Astro Management bermula dari pemutusan hubungan kerja yang dilakukan pimpinan manajemen tersebut Putri Intan Sari. ...
Letter to Mr.Bill Gates from Banta singh...
2007-09-29 16:38:00 Dear Mr Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button.We request you to check this.We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.One doubt is that any 're-sco...
By: RayOfHope
ABG Pembantai Ibu dan 2 Anak Diperiksa Psikolog
2007-09-28 06:10:00 Jakarta - Tersangka pembantaian Elis Sunarti (28) dan 2 putrinya, Iin Sutisna (17), akan menjalani pemeriksaan psikologis. “Hari ini psikologis tersangka akan diperiksa,” kata Kapolres Garut AKBP Eko Budi saat dihubungi detikcom, Jumat (28/9/2007). Ketika ditanya tentang dugaan Iin psikopat, Eko menyerahkan hasil pemeriksaan pada psikolog. Elis Sunarti yang tengah mengandung 5 bulan dan dua putrinya, Indri Apriliani ...
Kandidat Anggota KPU Theofillius Bantah Menjadi Titipan Parpol
2007-09-27 21:10:00 Jakarta - 21 Nama calon anggota KPU yang diseleksi pansel menuai kritikan. Salah satunya adalah adanya kecurigaan kandidat Theofillius Waimuri yang diduga anggota Partai Demokrat. Theo mengakui dirinya pernah menjadi anggota parpol, tapi bukan Partai Demokrat (PD), melainkan Partai Golkar. Tapi keanggotaannya pun sudah berakhir lama. “Benar saya pernah caleg dari PD. Tapi kalau mau jujur, saya ...
Saat Istri dan Anak Dibantai, Tubuh Deni Tiba-tiba Lemas
2007-09-27 12:10:00 Bandung - Beberapa jam sebelum dibunuh, Indri Apriliani (11), sempat menelepon ayahnya, Deni Wahyudin (34). Di telepon, dia sempat minta dibelikan biskuit Oreo dan sepatu pantofel. Tidak dinyana, itulah percakapan terakhir antara Deni dengan Indri. Menjelang tengah malam, putri sulung, istri Elis Sunarti (28) dan putri bungsunya, Dela Amelia (4) tewas dibantai Iin Sutisna (17). “Sehabis Magrib ...
3 Korban Pembantaian di Garut Dimakamkan
2007-09-26 06:11:00 Garut - Korban pembantaian di Garut, Elis Suniarti (28) dan dua putrinya, Indri Apriliani (11) dan Dela Amelia (4), dimakamkan di TPU Bungbang Rabu pagi (26/9/2007) pukul 08.00 WIB. Kematian ibu yang sedang hamil 5 bulan dan dua anaknya ini membuat warga Kp Pulo Rt 1 Rw 13 Desa Kertajaya Kec Cibatu Garut, geger. Ratusan warga ...
Santa and Banta
2007-09-20 20:45:00 Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?Banta : I give up.Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music*********Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."*********From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."*********Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."*********
By: Mobile Funny SMS
DIRJEN POSTEL BANTAH ADA ?MAIN MATA? DI TENDER SLI
2007-08-30 18:47:00 Jakarta - Dirjen Postel Basuki Yusuf Iskandar membantah isu pemenang tender Sambungan Langsung Internasional (SLI) telah ‘dikantungi’. Menurutnya, isu itu tidak berdasar karena proses tender dilakukan transparan dan terbuka.
By: angga.web.id
DIRJEN POSTEL BANTAH ADA ?MAIN MATA? DI TENDER SLI
2007-08-30 18:45:00 Jakarta - Dirjen Postel Basuki Yusuf Iskandar membantah isu pemenang tender Sambungan Langsung Internasional (SLI) telah ‘dikantungi’. Menurutnya, isu itu tidak berdasar karena proses tender dilakukan transparan dan terbuka.
Banta's Hello Tune
2007-08-03 20:00:00 Santa:I tried calling you up so many times. I always got a message saying, “Switched off’. Banta: Nahi Pape that’s my ‘Hello Tune’. Ek baar ek train chalte-chalte achanak kheton mein ghus gayi... Sub upar niche ho gaya... sare log idhar dar gaye... Koi idhar gira koi udhar gira... Subko laga pata nahin ab kya hoga... magar thodi der mein train wapas patri par aa gayi aur thodi der mein ruk gayi. Logon ne socha driver se jaakar poochhte hain kya hua tha... Jaakar dekha to driver ek sardar tha... Jub usse poocha ki gaadi achanak kheton mein kaise ghus gayi to papaji bole, "O ji kuchh nahin, ik banda haath khade karke patri vich khada si... “logon ka dimag kharab ho gaya... Ek bola "Aur tune ek aad mi ko bachane ke liye itne saare logon ki jaan khatre mein daal di... Kuchal dena tha saale ko... " Sardarji bole... "Main te wohi kar rea si... par wo banda khetan wich ghus gaya." It was Santa's wedding anniversary. Preeto: Shal...
By: Fun About Sex
Carl Kennedy & Johnny Gleeson - Banta Boom 07
2007-07-05 04:48:00 This is the rip fellas...LOVE ithttp://www1.zippyshare.com/v/-10861896/Carl...emix__.mp3.html-
Santa Banta Jokes Collection (in hindi)
2007-05-30 16:26:00 Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Bachtiar Effendi: Bantahan SBY Wajar
2007-05-26 16:09:00 Bantahan Presiden SBY atas tuduhan Amien Rais bahwa tim kampanye SBY-JK pada pemilihan umum 2004 menerima aliran dan nonbujeter DKI dinilai Bachtiar Effendi sebagai tindakan wajar.
Defisit AS, China Bantah Tudingan Yuan Pemicunya
2007-05-26 11:13:00 China membantah tudingan pemerintah Amerika Serikat yang menyatakan anjloknya perdagangan AS, akibat kebijakan China yang mematok rendah nilai mata uang Yuan.
PD bantah Aliran DKP ke Presiden
2007-05-25 21:01:00 Ketua Umum DPP Partai Demokrat Hadi Utomo memastikan pasangan SBY-JK dalam pilpres 2004 lalu tidak mendapat aliran dana DKP ataupun dana Asing.
PT Acset Bantah Ada Kesalahan Prosedur
2007-05-25 10:26:00 Jatuhnya tower crane di kawasan SCBD kemarin disebut-sebut karena kesalahan prosedur. Namun salah satu pimpinan dari proyek ini membantahnya. Dia mengatakan seluruh prosedur sudah dipenuhi.
Bantayan Island, Cebu, Part 2
2007-05-21 15:39:00 What happens in Bantayan Stays in Bantayan? ?Or not, as I?m obviously about to share the things we did during our 4-day 3-night stay at Kota Beach. Here?s a day-by-day account of our list of activities, which as I?m sure you?ll find out after reading, will tell you that you won?t get bored in Bantayan Island. Read ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Bantayan Island, Cebu, Part 1
2007-05-20 11:20:00 Situated north-west of Cebu province is Bantayan Island, whose charm lies in its friendly locals and serene white sand beaches. The island has yet to become an extremely popular tourist destination, so its beauty, simplicity and tranquility are wonderfully preserved. Read about the rest of our trip to Bantayan Island at [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Santa Banta 2
2007-05-05 20:39:00 Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am***********************-*******************************-**********************A man to Santa: Aao ji chess kheleinSanta: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.**************************-*******************************-*******************At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?************************-*******************************-*********************In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Inteviewe-r shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...************************-*******************************-*********************Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!********************...-
By: Mobile Funny SMS
Mabes Polri Bantah Tangkap Teroris di Merak
2007-04-17 20:48:00 Kepala Detasemen Khusus (Kadensus) 88 Mabes Polri Brigjen Bekto Suprapto membantah adanya penangkapan terhadap tersangka teroris di Pelabuhan Merak, Banten, Senin (16/4/2007) malam.
Kapolda Bantah Kejahatan di Jabar Marak karena Penarikan Senpi
2007-04-17 19:31:00 Kapolda Jawa Barat Irjen Pol Soenarko membantah maraknya kejahatan yang terjadi di wilayah hukumnya terjadi akibat penarikan senjata api aparat.
HB X Bantah Bahas Keistimewaan DIY Saat Bertemu JK
2007-04-16 16:33:00 Gubernur DIY Sri Sultan Hamengku Buwono X mengaku tidak membahas tentang RUU Keistimewaan (RUUK) Yogyakarta, saat bertemu Ketua Umum DPP Partai Golkar, Jusuf Kalla, kemarin.
Bupati Simalungun Bantah Tuduhan Korupsi
2007-04-16 02:50:00 Bupati Simalungun Zulkarnaen Damanik membantah tuduhan korupsi kepada dirinya dalam kasus penggunaan Anggaran Penerimaan dan Belanja Daerah Pemerintah Kabupaten (Pemkab) Simalungun 2005-2006.
Foke Hadiri Pengkaderan NU Jakarta, Bantah Curi Start
2007-04-15 15:58:00 Acara sertifikasi pengkaderan Nahdlatul Ulama (NU) yang digelar di aula tenis indoor Senayan, Minggu (15/4/2007) menarik perhatian berbagai pihak. Apalagi acara ini dihadiri balongub DKI Fauzi Bowo.
Bantayan, Island
2007-04-15 07:43:00 Bantayan Island is an island in the Philippines located at the western portion of the northern tip of Cebu. The island can be reached by ferry from Hagnaya Wharf in San Remigio, Cebu, or from Cebu City, or from Cadiz City in Negros Occidental.Bantayan island, the shining tropical paradise in Asia is commonly known as an island paradise in Philippines. Tourists as far as Europe fall in love with its fine white sand and crystal clear blue waters. Many of these foreigners even settled down on the island to spend the rest of their lives. They build single-cottage beach houses along the shore but as time went by, construct a couple of new cottages instead to accommodate the growing number of tourists who seeks safe haven on the splendid island paradise. Two of the main attraction of the island is its crystal-clear waters and it's long stretch of powdery white sand. The stunning sunset will really spice those romantic walks on the beach. One of the reasons the island is famous is its pea...
Honda Bantah Akan Membajak Brawn
2007-04-14 09:03:00 Rumor berhembus, Tim Honda akan membajak mantan Direktur Teknik Ferrari Ross Brawn. Lama diam, Honda akhirnya bicara seputar hal itu.
snata banta
2007-03-26 13:53:00 Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
By: jokes&yaari
Sant banta Jokes
2007-03-17 10:41:00 Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabh...
By: Mobile Funny SMS
Signings: 49ers add former Pats linebacker Banta-Cain
2007-03-07 12:29:04 Tuesday’s NFL free-agency signings roundup. Read More: ESPN.com news services
By: NFL Connection
Breaking News:Bantaba With Our Own Omar Bah-Ambass
2007-01-14 08:22:01 Breaking News:Bantaba With Our Own Omar Bah-Ambassador Essa Sey Speaks! BANTABA WITH OMAR BAH ESSA BOKAR SEY Retired diplomat In our maiden edition of The Bantaba column, Omar Bah interviews Essa Bokar Sey, a former Gambian gerdamorie officer, diplomat, a bilingual, prosateur and social commentator. Mr Sey, now based in the US, who is a senior management member of [...]
Mendadak Nikah, Nova Eliza Bantah Hamil Duluan
2006-09-27 16:41:00 Kapanlagi.com - Artis cantik Nova Eliza telah mengumumkan tanggal pernikahannya dengan seorang sutradara bernama Mirwan Suwarso. Terkesan mendadak memang dan Nova pun menepis anggapan kalau dirinya telah terlanjur berbadan dua."Aku sudah antisipasi hal itu. Pengumuman pernikahan ini memang mendadak. Ya, siap aja menerima resiko digosipin yang nggak-nggak," kata Nova, saat menggelar jumpa pers di gedung Indovision, Jakarta, Kamis (6/9) kemarin.Diakui Nova, dirinya memang sudah mantap untuk menjalani bahtera rumah tangga bersama duda beranak dua itu. Bulan Ramadhan, menjadi salah satu pertimbangan Nova untuk menikah."Punya keluarga yang baru, menikmati indahnya bulan Ramadhan adalah impian semua orang. Mudah-mudahan kita bisa menjalaninya dengan baik," ujar mantan kekasih DJ Riri dan Surya Saputra ini.Soal sang suami sendiri, Mirwan, dikenalnya gara-gara syuting film SUSAHNYA JADI PERAWAN. Dalam film itu Mirwan bertindak sebagai sutradara dan Nova sebagai pemain, penyanyi soundtrack d...
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