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Where is the Bastard?
2008-06-06 22:57:00 If your wife is fooling around with the pool boy, make sure to look everywhere for him. Where is He? Oh, turn the radio off too!
By: Just Whatever
AA?s boss is a dirty bastard
2008-06-06 22:42:00 Did you hear American Apparel’s founder and owner Dov Charney has been sued by his employee for sexual harassment, “an employee called Jeneleen Floyd who alleges that, in the course of a telling-off, he ordered her to pretend to masturbate in front of him. When she didn’t, he turned to her line manager and asked ...
By: Ma Petite Chou
David Gahan's bastard son ?
2008-05-29 09:41:00 I failed to mention this earlier but when I was watching Indiana Jones 4, I couldn't help but noticed the glaring similarities between Shia LaBeouf and Dave Gahan, frontman of Depeche Mode. To see what I mean just have a look at these two side by side (below): Shia Labeouf (left) David Gahan (right)Now you see what I mean ? I wonder if anyone else noticed the similarities. If there is any biopic movie to be made about Dave Gahan, Shia would be the top choice.
By: Borneo Blues
Alton Towers ban PDA usage on park yet scrotish teenages and your bastard k
2008-05-28 11:56:00 I wouldn't say I was bitter from my Alton Towers experience, I'd say I was seriously fucked off. I mean, I haven't been back since yet surprisingly didn't write a letter of complaint, nor did I blog the event (although it was a couple of years ago when I didn't vent so much), so to hear that they're planning on banning PDAs on park is just fucking ridiculous... let me tell you my tale. read more
Who is a bigger liar fraud bastard, Obama or Hillary? It’s a damm coin fl
2008-05-28 04:31:00 WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama admitted on Tuesday he was wrong to say his uncle helped liberate the Nazis’ Auschwitz concentration camp after Republicans said Soviet troops freed the camp. Obama’s campaign said the candidate meant to say that his great-uncle, Charlie Payne, had helped liberate a part of the Buchenwald camp, not Auschwitz. “Yesterday he ...
Don't quit Hillary!!!!! Fight that Evil Bastard Obama Hussain and hid Past
2008-05-07 07:50:00 Fight'em Hillary! Keep the chaos running. I just sent you money!!! Fight you sexy Mama! Fight!! You'll win babay. I want a riot in Denver!! I want chaos. I want you bastards made fools of! Do not quit Hillary. I will never forgive your pink pantsuit fat ass! Never. You fight like a raging teenage hormone!Powered by b2evolution.
By: My Point
Sick Bastard!!!!
2008-05-05 14:58:00 From Moonbattery Troy Buswell of the Liberal Party has survived a challenge to his position as Western Australian Opposition Leader after admitting to sniffing the chair of a female colleague.
Cheeky Bastard Artist Showcase
2008-05-01 16:00:00 Those Cheeky Bastard guys are taking a break from their usual hipster-electro-ladden format this evening for a new artist showcase featuring Enon, Men, Children and Women, & Blonde Acid Cult. DJ's round out there night and there's an open bar to kick it of... 21+ Read More...Digg this | Email to a friend | Reddit
By: FreeNYC
10 Signs You Are Ninja Riding Bastard aka Stoafasaki
2008-04-24 22:52:00 you ride a 2007 Ninja 650R in passion red you bought your riding jacket within a week of getting your motorcycle driver license and bought a motorcycle 6 months from then your bike has a weak high pitch stock exhaust note your son has a mohawk on his helmet you wear matte finish helmet despite your more experienced rider friends advice to get a brighter one you call a beautiful bike “smart looking” Ewan McGregor is your mate you know the true meaning of the words cooker, napper and malki you work out and drink shakes made out of ice cream and three spoons of peanut butter nightly and the last but not least you can read all of the above with a Scottish accent If you want to learn more about the Stoafer go check out his blog - http://www.stoafer.com/blog/.
Sick Bastard of the Day
2008-04-22 20:48:00 Whether this man, if you want to call him that, is true ornot. Ths is sick beyond anything a normal human being could do. If this is true theyshould string him up by his balls and let him die in...
By: Stix Blog
YOU FAT BASTARD!
2008-04-20 15:05:00 So former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott suffered from Bulimia. Without wanting to make fun of serious personality/psychological disorders, I don’t feel I can let this little story pass by the radar. John Prescott/eating disorder! You couldn’t make this shit up!! Let’s face it, he’s had his head in the trough for years, £4,000 of cash payers money a year for him to stuff his face. Never mind making himself sick, his antics over the years have made me sick, and this latest one, well….is it any coincidence he’s got a book coming out? This story isn’t in the public interest, just his private interest, I’m sure people would rather have known about it when he was second in command of the country, after all it couldn't have done him any damage; what with him punching members of the public, we all thought he was a bit unstable and unsuitable anyway. Perhaps I’m being a bit harsh, after all he hopes that he will be able to use his experience to raise awareness with ...
How to be a lucky bastard
2008-04-15 12:38:00 I?ve had two trips recently, first my 2 week vacation to the Canaries closely followed 4 days in San Francisco for Elite Retreat. The two experiences were absolutely poles apart, but both enjoyable and enlightening in different ways. My vacation was spent with 5 other adults, one of whom is retired (my partner?s mother (girlfriend ...
By: Self Made Minds
Beer Review Friday - Arrogant Bastard Ale
2008-04-11 16:00:00 Welcome to Beer Review Friday. Each week a different Tasty Boozer is going to pick a beer, drink it (obviously) and then write a review about it. Hopefully we can introduce you to some new beers that you can add to your weekend getting-fucked-up repertoire. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Beer Review Friday - Arrogant Bastard Ale", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-beer-review-friday-arrogant-bas-tard-ale/" });
Alright? You Got Me, Bastard
2008-04-02 04:09:00 I’ve fell for at least four April Fools jokes today, this one on PTI being the best. Shout out to Awful Announcing for the vid.
By: Sportaphile
OL DIRTY BASTARD - GOT UR MONEY FT KELIS
2008-03-10 17:01:00 Copyright © 2008 khairulazmi.com. Visit the original article at http://www.onlinebisnes.com/blo-g/2008/03/11/ol-dirty-bastard-g-ot-ur-money-ft-kelis/. U give me ur number, I call u up U act like ur cari duit dont interrupt I don’t have no problem with u cari duit me But I have a little problem wit u not cari duit me Baby u know ima take care of ...
Barnsley, Not The Giant Killer, But The Lucky Bastard!
2008-03-10 07:24:00 Gara-gara Barnsley, piala FA sudah tidak menarik lagi untuk ditonton.Gara-gara Banrsley, piala FA sudah tidak menarik lagi untuk diliput. Kenapa? 2 tim papan atas sudah ditekuk Banrsley, Liverpool dan Chelsea. Dan Gara-gara Banrsley, FA Cup sudah tidak perlu dibahas lagi. Kekalahan yang dialami Chelsea menghadapi Barnsley adalah sebuah keberuntungan. Tidak diperkuat Lampard, dan tidak jitunya perotasian ...
By: Bolanova
OL CLEAN BEAST - GOT UR MONEY FT KELIS
2008-03-09 21:54:00 Copyright © 2008 khairulazmi.com. Visit the original article at http://www.onlinebisnes.com/blo-g/2008/03/10/ol-dirty-bastard-g-ot-ur-money-ft-kelis/. U give me ur number, I call u up U act like ur money do not interrupt I don’t have no problem with u taking care of me But I have a little problem wit u not leaving me Baby u know ima take care of ...
Which Corporate Bastard Do You Hate The Most American Consumer?
2008-03-08 00:00:00 Is there a corporation you really hate right now? Is it just me or is there no such thing as customer service anymore? Do you feel like you pay these companies but then you have to beg for customer service and support from them? There are a few on my list. Wal-Mart, Wildblue Satellite, AT&T and ...
Dear Wildblue Satellite-Rot In Hell Bastard Scammers
2008-03-08 00:00:00 Do you use or are considering using Wildblue Satellite Communications? Wildblue Satellite has the worst customer service and does not give a damn about their customers. If you cannot get DSL, Broadband or whatever else is available to the civilized world, you probably have heard of Wildblue Satellite. Don’t get Wildblue! I told them I was ...
LAzy Cafe Au Lait Or Is That OLE! You Lazy Bastard!
2008-02-21 15:22:00 I was flying along the interstate at 70 mph this morning to take my son to swim practice. The car was warm. The sky was still an inky black. The sounds of Harry Potter floated from the DVD speakers. The quiet sounds of thoughtful chewing of Noah's bagels with cream cheese surrounded us. Ah! The morning commute cocoon.I took my first sip of coffee.In my mouth went some creamy, slightly sweetened, superstrong coffee. Mmmmm...I took my second sip...I got a chunk of cream.Blek! I tried not to spew as we hurtled down the freeway. With no recourse, I swallowed the liquid around the chunk and then gingerly drooled/wiped my tongue/spit out the chunkiness onto the top of my mug. I turned on the overhead light and saw a disgusting chunk. I open my mug and there layed a field of chunkiness.Ugggh. My thoughts went to CG's less than diligent dishwashing. Then my thoughts went to the time this weekend when I might have left the milk out for too long. Bingo! Double yuck.I called up CG on my cell...
David Flores - Ol? Dirty Bastard & Linda Evangalista Prints
2008-02-11 19:47:00 David Flores with his signature “stained glass” art style has created some new prints including one on Ol’ Dirty Bastard aka ODB and the other on Linda Evangalista, a supermodel during 1980s and early 1990s. Both print versions can be found on-line at his website. ImagesInfo: Hypebeast Tags: David, Flores, -, Ol', Dirty, Bastard, &, Linda, Evangalista, ...
By: Individual Sole
Clay Aiken: Look at This Fruity Bastard
2008-01-29 12:54:00 The American Idol star says he's "shut off" his urges, but sources tell OK! otherwise! In a new interview with New York Magazine, Clay Aiken speaks openly about his personal life. Well sort of. I wouldn't let this guy near any children, ever. Popular: 6 hours 56 minutes ago source: (www.ok-magazine.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
Pudgy Little Bastard Decides to Run Away
2008-01-25 14:35:00 By now the tears streaming down his chubby face had created a damp circle around the shoulders where he rested his head. His sobs slowed down and he gently raised his round little head for the first time since he ran to his bedroom sobbing an hour ago, feeling devastated by yet another parental ...
Dennis Kucinich recount travesty - hang the bastard for treason
2008-01-11 06:47:00 Hang Kucinich for treason, for disgracing the great USA. Hang Ron Paul too.
Ghislain Poirier - ?Bastard Bass? Mix
2008-01-08 10:39:00 11. ?No More Blood? [ft. Face-T]2. ?Road Ride Riddim?3. ?East Montreal Riddim?4. ?Propaganda Riddim?5. ?Exils? [ft. Abdelhak Rahal]6. Dizzee Rascal: ?Fix Up, Look Sharp (Ghislain Poirier Remix)?7. ?City Walking? [ft. Abdominal]8. ?Hit & Red?9. ?La Ronde?10. ?One Hand Can?t Clap?11. ?Bounce-moi?12. ?Robe Riddim?13. ?Ladies & Gentleman? [ft. Ambitieux, DJ Netik]14. DJ C / Zulu: ?Darling (Ghislain Poirier Remix)?15. ?Go Ballistic? [ft. Zulu]16. ?Outkast Riddim (Ghislain Poirier Refix17. ?Blazin (DJ C Remix)? [ft. Face-T]18. ?Blazin? [ft. Face-T]19. ?Pampa Pimp?20. ?Mangnen l?boulé? [ft. Nik Myo]21. ?ESG Riddim (Ghislain Poirier Refix)?22. ?Diaspora?23. Bunji Garlin & JMC Triveni: ?Doi Festival (Ghislain Poirier Remix)?24. ?Jusqu?en haut? [ft. Face-T]25. Lil Wayne: ?Dopeman (Ghislain Poirier Remix)? [ft. Birdman]26. ?Pour te réchauffer? [ft. TTT, Omnikrom]27. ?Close The Newsvia groove.ro
By: Can of Thought
Romney is a Heartless Bastard
2008-01-07 08:02:00 The people of Iowa know a lot about pigs. And one thing they know is that you can slick up and color the hair of a pig, but you still got a pig. And so they sent slick Mitt Romney packing-- off to see if he could pull one on the people of New Hampshire. He won't be able to. This is because Mitt is the most hypocritical transparent fuckface in the presidential contest.It’s hard to come up with any policy positions Mitt Romney hasn’t changed over the last few years, to reposition himself as the most right-wing candidate.But the worst thing is, he is a heartless bastard.A couple of months ago he showed how sensitive he is with the disabled:Then he hauled up everyone's favorite hardass clown , Joe Arpaio, to stump for him in Iowa and New Hampshire.Most recently, the Mitt has been attacking Huckabee because, as governor of Arkansas, he granted too many pardons.How many pardons is too many for Mitt?One. As governor, Mitt never ran into one person convicted by our infallible judicial...
Bastard Speaks
2008-01-03 08:14:00 You people call me a tainted soulJust for being a drunken bloke,Flying with soaring cocaine doseAnd mingling with low-cost whores-What else I do, would you tell me please…I never peeped at your house,Never thought to torture your broodNor spent a night with your spouse-Hey, you’re talking of Jen!Do you know her man?She deserved that one night stand,Jen was of that midnight brand-And you call me the fatherOf what she had hatched!My throat was alcoholic then, soDidn’t give her the mother’s badge-She was a headless bitch to bearThe silly pregnancy headacheAs I did never make a vowTo be a committed cock of her chick-Another bastard born from blueAnd I curse Jen for the mishap;And now you’re pleading for Julie?Of all I met, she was the most silly-She left her job at the roadside pubAnd dived in the lunacy of settlingWith a hooked sex-freak like me;The later tragedy is known to thee-Living the life of a stray dog,Hiding my face in dark sectionOf society untouched by civilian-For...
Prince Will is a cheap bastard!!
2007-12-24 17:58:00 Prince William went out shopping for his ol' lady's Christmas present, but I guess he wanted to save some cash for gas instead of getting her some real bling. Popular: 5 hours 52 minutes ago source: (www.pagesix.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
The Bastard Language Tour Bonus 1/3
2007-12-13 12:20:00 This is an interesting video of D-Styles and Ricci Rucker experimenting by recording the different sounds objects can make to be used as scratch samples for the Bastard Language Tour.
Pudgy Little Bastard
2007-12-11 16:03:00 He took pudgy little steps with his pudgy little legs until he reached the top of the beige carpeted stairs where he would find his new classroom. Standing at the top, panting from the climb, he stood and stared at one end of the hallway at the closed classroom door that was bursting with other ...
Sick Bastard
2007-12-08 00:02:00 Timber Falls demonstrates why I have never been camping and never will. When you go camping, you often slip and fall onto sharp, stray branches that puncture your arm; you step into bear traps that practically tear off your leg; you get creeped out by Bible-thumpin' park rangers; you get taunted by local gun- and moonshine-totin' rednecks who sniff the crotch area of your jeans and declare, "Like a peach!"; and, of course, you get tied up, beaten, cut, and tortured by a trio of evangelical Christians-cum-psychopaths who want you to have children so that they can raise them to be evangelical Christians-cum-psychopaths too. I mean, when the guy in the Timber Falls trailer says the words "deep in the hills of rural West Virginia," that's all I need to hear to know that I should stay the fuck away and enjoy the comforts of city life?you know, like a nice dinner at Applebee's and a stroll through the mall.Tony Giglio's tight, taut, and assured horror movie mashes up low-budget slash...
By: Bamboo Nation
Ol Dirty Bastard - The Dirty Story: The Best of ODB [2001]
2007-12-06 05:18:00 Review by J. Wimmer Finally, all of ODB’s hits on one album. As opposed to two albums. Which is how many he’d released up till now. We appreciate that the ODB has increasingly mounting legal costs to cover. We appreciate that he must pay more in annual child support than most of us make in a year. ...
Stoopid Bastard Party Hat
2007-11-24 13:41:00 Stoopid bastard party hat Uploaded by pjkproductions Click Here To Download for Ipod How to make a balloon hat rather than one of those flimsy paper hats you get in crackers. More comedy coming from Nottingham's Finest Award Winning Internet Video Creators.
By: pjkproductions
Stoopid Bastard Party Hat
2007-11-24 13:38:00 Stoopid bastard party hatUploaded by pjkproductionsClick Here To Download for IpodHow to make a balloon hat rather than one of those flimsy paper hats you get in crackers.
By: pjkproductions
Little Bastard - Lexmark Spot
2007-11-23 14:15:00 Lexmark Printer Spot You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video
Throwback Thursdays?Shimmy Shimmy Ya? Ol? Dirty Bastard
2007-11-23 00:59:00 Wanted to throw this up last week but we gonna make it work now.
The Feed Bag - The Magnificent Bastard Is A Cowardly Blog
2007-11-17 01:58:00 CREN Blog: How I Sold My Active Rain Profile for $6,750.00 Required Reading. News just for Bristol Connecticut… Leaf collection extended and O M G got this be true?!?!?? Arby’s coming to Bristol YES! Bernice Ross thinks showing homes is a $20 an hour job. You know, I thought Magnificent Bastard was funny when it did Hillary Clinton — The Garanimals ...
The Bastard Fairies, en Los Angeles no todo es superficial
2007-11-16 20:57:00 Esta banda californiana manifiesta que su música es mas que sonidos, es una forma de vivir. Directores audiovisuales, músicos, y una bella poeta indoamericana hacen este crew de genios musicales. Demuestran que la música no tiene que ser complicada, ni mucho menos difÃcil de tocar, la escogencia de buenos instrumentos, buenas armonizaciones, producción de estructuras inusuales, y mezcla de géneros con estilo propio, acompañados de letras irreverentes e irónicas, son la receta de estas adas bastardas.Además saben venderse, las fotografÃas lo confirman. El Single "We are all going to hell" es un cuento muy gracioso, sobre la hipocresÃa de la religión, la polÃtica, el ser de sociedad en general, al final todos vamos al infierno.Mucho antes que Radiohead, Los Bastard Fairies publicaron 100% gratis el total de tracks de su disco "Memento Mori" y lo puedes bajar directamente y de forma gratuita en:www.thebastardfairies.comY recuerden, "coman mas carne que Hitler era vegetaria...
Keira Knightley: ?I?m A Moody Bastard?
2007-11-07 00:00:00 Head?s up to Keira Knightley?s boyfriend Rupert Friend: Don?t go renting The Notebook on that next date night. In December?s Elle, the actress, 22, admits, ?I love romantic films ... But I don?t like being raped by sugar.? She also opens up about being moody, shooting a sex scene in her new ...
Keira Knightley: 'I'm A Moody Bastard'
2007-11-06 00:00:00 Stick-thin starlet Keira Knightley graces the December issue cover of Elle Magazine. In the in-depth feature story, the feisty 22-year-old...
By: SnagWire
Cam Cameron is a Selfish Bastard
2007-11-05 19:21:00 Yeah I said it. I know I try to keep it fairly clean around these parts so pardon my “more obscene than normal” post title. Cameron has finally done it. He has shown the Dolphin fans that he cares more about saving his job then looking towards the future. Look, I ...
By: SporTech Matter
Subway To Sally - Bastard
2007-10-28 18:56:00 Subway To Sally es una banda alemana de Folk Metal con influencias medievales y que utilizan instrumentos poco comunes dentro del rock como por ejemplo, el Laud o la Zanfona. son mayormente conocidos en los paises germanos pero tocan bastante bien. la primera que los escuche me engancharon de inmediato. y este es su ultimo trabajo; Bastard del 2007.Lista de canciones:1. Meine Seele Brennt2. Puppenspieler3. Auf Kiel4. Umbra5. Voodoo6. Wehe Stunde7. Die Trommel8. Unentdecktes Land9. Hohelied10. Canticum Satanae11. Tanz auf dem Vulkan12. Fatum13. In der Stille© SonataRock | Este feed es de uso personal, sí quieres hacer un uso comercial contacta con nosotros.
By: SonataRock
Bastard in Video Rape of 3 Year Old has Been Arrested
2007-10-16 16:13:00 usatoday.com: LAS VEGAS (AP) ? A fugitive accused of raping a 3-year-old girl on videotape was arrested quietly during a traffic stop, telling the officer, “I’m tired of running,” police said. Chester “Chet” Arthur Stiles, 37, was pulled over late Monday in Henderson for not having a license plate. He admitted his identity after police said ...
By: Thought-Blender
eMule 0.48a ZZUL BastarD v1.9.1
2007-10-04 21:04:00 26.09.07Version 1.9.1Based on ZZUL 0.48a code by zz * ADD: BestShare payback. * ADD: conditional compilation * ADD: Green back color for collections in SharedList * ADD: 4-way sorting for rating/U-D in client queue & upload queue * ADD: sorting on upload conditions column is now possible * ADD: shortcut [CTRL]+[F] to immediately assign a Friend Slot * REM: PushSmallFile option for collections * CNG: Old PowerRelease is now called SuperRelease and the priority given to a file is dynmic depending on the shared ratio value. Quick description: - priority is set at max (100) when share ratio - at each share ratio unit increase file upload priority is decreased of 10 (so at 2 it becomes 90, at 3 is 80... at 9 is 20 and at 10 is 10) - minimum priority for SuperRelease file is however 10 whatever the share ratio * CNG: NiceHash parameters tuned a little bit (at higher load the CPU is now used a bit more) * FIX: friend slot assignment & interface...
Robin Wins it, but Fat Bastard Distracts?
2007-10-03 00:27:00 It never really was going to be an all-out thrashing, even with a manager sacked within the past few days, but Arsenal did just enough to beat Steaua Bucharest 1-0 on a dark Romanian night. Having not seen the game, and highlights not exactly forthcoming at this moment in time, I can only go by what ...
By: third-gen
The First Wind of the Bastard Winter Blows: Off Season News, Notes, and Tho
2007-10-02 20:23:00 Fuck... I'm a little hung here. At least, I think I am. It could just be the Taco Bell that I dominated last night on my way down to the Rhino (which, now that Parkes has validated my suspicions that... Foul-mouthed, booze-loving and "smarter than you" fans of the Toronto Blue Jays follow their team's progress in the American League East.
By: Drunk Jays Fans
The Bastard Fairies 'A Venomous Tale' Video
2007-10-02 00:00:00 The Bastard Fairies are out with the video to their new single 'A Venomous Tale', featuring Yellow Thunder Woman and Robin Davey, from the band's debut album 'Memento Mori'. Watch it below the fold.
Eyes Open Vegas! This bastard may be in town . . .
2007-09-30 01:23:00 msnbc: RENO, Nev. - The search for the suspect in the videotaped sexual assault of a little girl was shifted Saturday from a rural county to Las Vegas, where the man was last known to live and where it’s believed the chilling tape was made. Chester “Chet” Arthur Stiles was referred to Friday as a ...
By: Thought-Blender
Eyes Open Vegas! This bastard may be in town . . .
2007-09-30 01:23:00 msnbc: RENO, Nev. - The search for the suspect in the videotaped sexual assault of a little girl was shifted Saturday from a rural county to Las Vegas, where the man was last known to live and where it’s believed the chilling tape was made. Chester “Chet” Arthur Stiles was referred to Friday as a ...
By: Thought-Blender
Let The Bastard Rot In Jail
2007-09-22 05:09:00 Icky Sean Stewart has learned that he will have to stand trial for an alleged assault against a married couple. The June incident, which took place after a party, saw Sean and his hooligan friends attacking an SUV belonging to Tobalus and Ericka Stein, who happened to be inside said vehicle during said assault. ... |
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