Essentially, getting older is sort of a bitch.
2009-09-12 16:53:00 Two months from my fortieth birthday, I’ve never looked or felt better. Considering my high school and college years, this is pretty remarkable. I used to scare people with oversized t-shirts, an abrasive attitude, and hair that could withstand fifty-knot winds. But now, after discovering exercise, obtaining a decent wardrobe allowance and growing my hair *down* instead of *out*, I’ve finally become a bit of a babe. So naturally something’s wrong. One could make an argument that Katie’s Super-Healthy status took a dive four years ago when my platelets hauled ass. More recently, I faced my first abnormal pap smear. Last Monday, I dealt with the indignity of a colposcopy without cocktails. Then, after several days of worrying and revising my eulogy, I got a call from my gynecologist’s medical assistant. She said no signs of cancerous cells can be seen up in my lovely. “The results are essentially negative.” Blink. Blink. Blink. “Essentia...
G Bitch Ducks Then Talks to NO Cops
2009-09-04 02:35:00 Both Mister and I had unsettled sleep last night, me as usual, him as usual, I said, after a neighborhood shooting. Mister and I were in the back yard, chatting at the grill, The Girl inside with a cat or 2, when we heard gunfire, close, more than 1 gun, ...
By: The G Bitch Spot
G Bitch Is Mostly?
2009-07-13 00:41:00 TIRED: Shit. Again, how tired can a person be and not be asleep? Drugless, I woke around 2, felt like falling asleep every 20 or so minutes but then I'd have an itch or a weird pain or suddenly realize I was more awake than I had just been but ...
By: The G Bitch Spot
Bruce W wrote a new blog post: My First Post (But Not Really) A Bitch Sessi
2009-05-21 01:19:00 Bruce W wrote a new blog post: My First Post (But Not Really) A Bitch Session Well I admit that I am not a good or conscientious blogger, but I did love my journalspace and my friends there, and their blogs. (I'm much more hooked and browsing and reading other's blogs than I am writing them). I had not been on here for some time, not been on line a lot ... By 'brucewla'
By: BackBeat
Janet the Bitch Must Go
2009-04-23 12:11:00 Janet Napolitano is suppose to be the Secretary of Homeland Security.  Yet Napolitano does know North from South and she does know immrigration law, National Post(CA): Can someone please tell us how U. S. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano got her job? She appears to be about as knowledgeable about border issues as a late-night radio call-in yahoo Andy McCarthy, National Review: So the question is: Is Napolitano just a dimwit or is she willfully misrepresenting the law as a rationale for not enforcing it? Drew M, Ace of Spades: [I]t’s becoming pretty clear that Napolitano is one dumb bitch. In short Napolitano is an incompetent hack, and ought to fired forthwith. BitsBlog Tags: janet napolitano, rationale, yahoo, secretary of homeland security, Ace of Spades Related posts Countdown with Eric Cartmann? (0) Eric Holder: Whore (0) Nightly Ramble: Day Two (0) Ya Say You Want a Revolution? Well, You Know…. (0) Snark of the Day: Reverend Joseph Lo...
By: BitsBlog
Bitch Slapping Janeane Garofalo
2009-04-20 12:56:00 My mama told me never to call a lady a bitch. I don’t. Attributed to Janeane Garofalo by Village Voice, via Brian Maloney, Radio Equalizer: “When Rush Limbaugh visited the set, and when Lynne Cheney visited the set, I refused to have my picture taken with them or meet them or anything,” Attributed to Rush Limbaugh, by Brian Maloney: “The last time I visited the set of 24, Garofalo had not been hired to appear in the series. She was not there, she was not a member of the cast the last time I visited. I wouldn’t have wanted to meet her anyway.” Garaofalo, or anybody, can refute Rush by producing a picture of him on the set of 24 for season seven.   Good luck. I note that Garafalo may not necessarilly be lying.  She could just be delusional. Drugs will do that to you. BitsBlog Tags: Rush Limbaugh, janeane garofalo, Brian Maloney, 24 garofalo, radio equalizer Related posts Mark R. Levin: Why We are Conservatives (0) Nightly Ramble: ...
By: BitsBlog
Time for Janet the Bitch to Go Bye-Bye
2009-04-18 11:40:00 It time for the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano,  to resign. WASHINGTON (AP) - Civil liberties officials at the Homeland Security Department did not agree with some of the language in a controversial report on right-wing extremists, but the agency issued the report anyway. The intelligence assessment issued to law enforcement last week said some military veterans could be susceptible to extremist recruiters or commit lone acts of violence. That prompted angry reactions from some lawmakers and veterans’ groups. Homeland Security spokeswoman Amy Kudwa said the report was issued before officials resolved problems raised by the agency’s civil rights division. Kudwa would not specify what language raised Hat tip and more, Gabriel Malor, Ace of Spades: Bombshell Update: Stick this in your hole and smoke it! The DHS civil rights division (DHS has a civil rights division?) apparently raised concerns about the report. The department decided t...
By: BitsBlog
The Whole Bitch
2009-04-09 11:55:00 Posts are all here. There may be some glitches here and there. I am still very sorry about all your broken links.
By: The G Bitch Spot
Interview with Sarah Wendell, A Smart Bitch
2009-04-08 15:10:00 While I have interviewed an Olympic athlete and a person I thought to be a professional NFL quarterback, I have never interviewed an author. Until now that is! Sarah Wendell is the co-founder of the website Smart Bitches, Trashy Books and co-author of Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches? Guide to Romance Novels, available everywhere* on April 14th. Never did I think I would every write the phrase "Beyond Heaving Bosoms" on my blog. Anyway, I have known Sarah, a fellow Pittsburgher, since high school and her husband Adam even longer. They are great people who I know would be there for me if I ever needed anything (and I'm not just writing this because they will read this!). Plus, if I had to rate the best weddings I attended, their wedding would rank #2 behind my own. It was so cool taking a cruise and singing New York, New York by the Statue of Liberty! In addition, Adam has won our fantasy baseball league five times, while I still have no championships (though this is my ye...
By: Sean's Ramblings
The Inglourious Basterds and a glorious bitch
2008-12-13 01:37:00 The Quentin Taratino Archives Finally the first set photos from Inglourious Basterds. BTW for all of you who were wondering why Brad Pitt has been sporting the 'stache, now you know. I have to admit it looks much better in the movie than it does on the red carpet. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fseriouslyomg.com%-2F%3Fp%3D9882'; ...
Karma is a Bitch for Volkeristas
2008-10-27 22:08:00 Recall, if you will, the fact that Volker Chief of Staff Harry Wahl told a DiPietro supporter the following some time ago: "I was at a fundraising event one night [May 31st] with my wife Laura and a man who I didn't know approached me and said 'I don't know ...
By: BuffaloPundit
MANIGAS KA BITCH!
2008-10-25 10:48:00 Isadora: Good Morning!Gen. Mgr: Good Morning Mrs. CastillejosIsadora: I'm here to encash the check.Gen. Mgr: Okay... (sigh) ayy, hindi niyo pwedeng i-encash 'to eh.Isadora: Anong ibig niyong sabihin?Gen. Mgr: (sigh) Kakatawag lang po ni Ms. Scarlet dela Rhea, pinapa-block po niya ang tseke niyo.Isadora: Ano?! Imposible yun, hindi niya kayang gawin yun!Gen. Mgr: Actually, ginawa na po niya. May pinapasabi po sa inyo. Sandali lang ho. Pinapasabi niya po na "MANIGAS KA BITCH!"Sa bahay ni Scarlet...Isadora: Traydor ka! Walang kwentang reward money mo! At anong ibig sabihin ng message mo ha? Ikaw ang manigas, mandaraya ka!Scarlet: Ahh talaga? Dinaya kita because you don't deserve that reward, you deserve to go to jail.Isadora: Ano ngayon ang ibig mong sabihin? Isusumbong mo 'ko? Sige Scarlet, subukan mo, pero sisiguraduhin kong kasama kita sa kulungan!Scarlet: Talaga? Okay lang sakin. Alam mo ba na "EVERY INMATE HAS A BITCH, THEN, YOU'LL BE MINE!"Isadora: Hindi pa tayo tapos, tandaa...
By: Portable Bitch
Patriots Bitch Slap ESPN
2008-10-24 03:07:00 Earlier today starting in the morning Sports Center with Hannah Storm (Ed. Note: MILF) and Josh Elliott a report was ran with ESPN reporter Wendi Nix that the New England Patriots were upset with Tom Brady and his family for not following their wishes and having his ACL surgery done in Boston instead of in ...
By: Random Thoughts
Skinny Bitch Author Rory Freedman speaks..Going Vegan may be for you
2008-10-23 14:46:00 " Skinny Bitch co-author and great mentor.. Rory Freedman gives you five good reasons to go vegan. " I got this from a great Youtube channel called Animal Aid.. Vegan isn't for everybody..but it might be for you. I learned...
By: Chic Ilan
Greedy Bitch Links
2008-09-08 20:51:00 Noel Gallagher attacked onstage [video] - HM Pink’s nipple tape at the VMAs -DSF Bar Refaeli at the VMAs looking smoking hot! - BST More Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Fashion Week pics - UMC I disagree, I loved PInk’s dress! But the rest, I agree.. - A! Jamie Lynn Sigler major upskirt - DSF Sam and Lindsay are Lady and ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Sarah Palin bitch slaps Obama!!!
2008-09-04 05:06:00 I writing this and the speech is not over, but folks unless George Soros can bribe someone to expose some crazy shit about this Palin, this race is over, McCain by double digits!!! U Go Gurl!!!!!!!!!!!
Liveblogging the Dem Convention Finale: Mister, G-Bitch &?
2008-08-30 03:19:00 Meet chet_hix. Here's his self-disclosure: And I'm bringing a ton of bias. When McCain decided to take the low road and employ the same tired-ass, fear-and-smear strategy the Republicans have been rolling out since Reagan, I was actually surprised. I thought he was smarter than that. They can't ...
By: The G Bitch Spot
life is a bitch
2008-08-29 01:06:00 life is a bitch life is blonde, life is too much short and god is just a blowjob Pubblicato da kinglear | Commenti (2) Tags: pensieri, dark, aforismi, senza categoria &-nbsp; &n-bsp; &nb-sp; &nbs-p; -; -
Beyonce?s Sister is a Bitch
2008-08-28 20:43:00 I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks. The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show. Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister. So anyone interviewing her is not to ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Where IS a Bitch?
2008-08-16 15:07:00 All over the damn place. But I'll only be here once, maybe twice, a week for a few months. With too many plates spinning, I got a set of saucers. Oops. photo courtesy of itsjustanalias, used under this Creative Commons license
By: The G Bitch Spot
Brooke Hogan Takes to Her MySpace Blog to Bitch at the Media
2008-07-28 23:03:00 Again. Today Brooke Hogan ranted on her MySpace blog about reports that she didn’t go see her asshole little brother in jail for his 18th birthday. Here’s what she had to say: Stupid people of the press Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be… According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Bitch Fit!
2008-07-26 20:22:00 I was surfing the net today and happen to come across a female blogger who pissed me off, and that is hard to do. Generally I am a very easy person to get along with and it takes a lot of effort to make me mad, but this woman stuck in my crawl. It really is none of my business what she says on her blog, but I won't go back it was a little to arrogant for me. Let me explain, what got me. The downing of women, she called bitches! She likes to hang with the guys; women are too bitchy for her. WTF? Of course we get a little bitchy but come on what would we do with out each other Sisters? And what got me the most is she is married; I wonder what her husband thinks about the “hanging out with the guys”. Oops I bet he doesn’t know. Needless to say I will not go back or name names, I am just bitchy like that :)So I got to thinking today is the day I am going to give out an Award that I received from a wonderful Lady and awesome blogger Health Nut Wannabee Mom. It was...
By: LadyTerri
The Bitch is Back, well, for awhile?..
2008-07-26 02:40:00 From the latest T-P articles on the voucher program and RSD schools, it seems that Jindal, Pastorek, and others (Vallas? I don't know) see the RSD as the school system of last resort and don't see that changing. I get this from the "assumption" that any school in the RSD ...
By: The G Bitch Spot
Big Brother 2008: Lisa Appleton and Mikey Have A Bitch!
2008-07-21 06:14:00 Big Brother housemates, Lisa and Mikey, were busy bitching once more last night as they faced yet another week in hell. The pair were really worried that if Rex wins head of house next week they will end up facing a third week in hell. Mikey moaned: “Rex is up next week and if he wins, I ...
By: Unreality TV
Seven Year Bitch
2008-06-24 14:54:00 A divorce between Madonna and husband of seven years, Guy Ritchie, is inevitable say sources close with the couple. The couple are said to be discussing their split in an amicable manner. Although Made and Guy still share the same mansion, word has it they are leading entirely separate lives. The source said, “They’re obviously sad ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
The Bobby Brown book cancelled?
2008-06-09 21:33:00 "Bobby Brown: The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But" has been canceled or pushed back, depending on who you ask. Whatever the deal, the book that promised to rip the lid off Bobby and Whitney's life together, as well as dish the dirt about fistfights with Usher and Janet Jackson driving him to drink after she broke his heart, is not coming out anytime soon.
Ding Dong the Bitch Is Gone
2008-06-07 20:05:00 It is a very sad day for dumpy uneducated racists dumb white women everywhere. Hillary Clinton has dropped out, but we imagine she is still privatively hoping for her magic bullet theory to play out. For the press, and especially the Blackdog press, the news is very bitter sweet. Yes we all hate Hillary but many of us were hoping that she would commit suicide on live television. Being the first women to have serious run it would have been appropriate for her down a bottle of red wine with about 30 tylenol. Personally I would have preferred that she drink a bottle of Drano. But really, who are we going to write about now? Please keep running Hillary we are all very very bored (Blackdog Fact # 7 Actor Will Smith was inducted into the white hall of fame in 1999 for his work on Willimium)
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Drunk White Bitch
2008-06-04 16:23:00 I drink so i cant feel the pain of being wanted or being excepted by family and friends. I ma the outcast of family and friends. Being drunk makes me feel better, makes me fell wanted and takes all the pain i have ever felt my whole life AWAY. I haven't drank anything since Jun 1, 2008. I know that it hasnt been that long but ya know what its a start.
The Bitch has Failed
2008-06-03 19:30:00 DING DONG the bich is dead, or at least otta the race for the Democratic nomination for President. *HOOOORAAAYYY* But mark my words, she just may make it on the ticket as the vice presidential candi...
Monday?s A Bitch: Sex And The City
2008-06-02 10:58:00 1. Do you plan to see the movie? - hmmmm I’m not sure. I’m not a very big fan of Sex and the City but I do watch it sometimes here at home. 2. Which girl do you relate to the most? -no one but I like them all coz they’re naughty 3. How much did your most expensive ...
By: Chez Francine
Alanis Morissette: It´s A Bitch To Grow Up (bunus track)
2008-06-01 20:27:00 Posledním kouskem, který souvisí s albem Flavors Of Entaglement kanadské zp?va?ky Alanis Morissette, je iTunes bonusový track It´s A Bitch To Grow Up. Album vychází 10. ?ervna, u? nyní v?echny songy unikly. Album je opravdu skv?lé, tak?e si ho jist? po?í?te. Alanis Morissette - It´s A Bitch To Grow Up
Alanis Morissette: 'It's A Bitch To Grow Up' [BONUS SONG!]
2008-06-01 06:43:00 Alanis Morissette's new album 'Flavor Of Entanglement' is nothing short of amazing, and definitely her best work in years- even since 'Jagged Little Pill'. The Deluxe Edition of the album will feature a bonus track called 'It's A Bitch To Grow Up' which is a nice song that is similar to something that would be on 'Jagged Little Pill' as well. [LINK #1] Alanis Morissette- 'It's A Bitch To Grow Up' [LINK #2] Alanis Morissette- 'It's A Bitch To Grow Up'
By: The Sweet Escape
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #20 - You Don?t Even Fucking Know Bitch.
2008-06-01 06:30:00 Yep… I’m back for a small minute to bring you show # 20. Off schedule, and off topic. This is the last show for the summer. I have way too much shit to do for awhile… So I’ll see you fuckers in september (Maybe october.) Don’t think of it as me blowing the podcast off… Think ...
By: Global Apathy
50's baby momma say's 50 burned the house down!
2008-05-31 00:20:00 Awwww shit! It's about to get real ugly and messy!50?s former girlfriend says she knows exactly who was behind her blazed up crib this morning.Click HERE to watch the footage of Shaniqua accusing 50 of trying to kill her.
A fire @ 50's baby moms crib! Who did it? 50 or Shaniqua?
2008-05-30 20:02:00 The fire broke out at the six bedroom, five bath house in Dix Hills, NY around 5:00 AM. Six people, including the rapper?s ex Shaniqua Tompkins and their 10-year-old son Marquise, were in the house. They all were transported to the hospital and treated for smoke inhalation.The Chief of the Dix Hills Fire Department tells TMZ that dogs are currently searching the burned out rubble, as the intensity of the fire made it highly suspect. The Chief says they?re searching for what substance possibly could have been used as an igniter.The house has been the subject of a bitter dispute between Fiddy, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, and Tompkins. The rapper reportedly bought the home ? one of the biggest cribs in the area ? for a cool $2.4 mil in January 2007. Last month he tried to evict Tompkins and Marquise from the house, demanding she pay him $4,500 a month in rent.Story developing ?UPDATE 10:25 AM ET: Suffolk Police tell us they received a call at 5 AM. An off-duty police officer was...
The Lying, the Bitch and the Wardrobe
2008-05-30 18:33:00 So for those of you who are anxiously awaiting your chance to see Sex and the City this weekend, here’s your sneak peek. This review was published in this morning’s The New Yorker. Of course I’m not sure I agree with it or not, as I haven’t seen the film yet, but it’s well written and ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Bacterial and protozoal causes of pregnancy loss in the bitch and queen
2008-05-30 00:00:00 Bacterial and protozoal causes of pregnancy loss in the bitch and queen.Theriogenology. 2008 May 19;Authors: Pretzer SDSeveral bacterial species...
TQ on CASH MONEY RECORDS: "Birdman's and Weezy's jailhouse love"
2008-05-29 23:54:00 By TQA Team?That always got me going. When I used to play football, my coaches always made sure we focused on that. It takes a team to win? That?s what made me jump at signing to Cash Money. It looked like a bunch of ni**as playing their part to win. A team. That?s some sh*t that I fit well in. I always have. But in my career up until that point, I never really had one. It was always me against the world ? a.k.a. me against a f**k a** record company? These ni**as rolled with their bosses. I rode on Slim?s bus, ya dig? Ni**a, I saw Tommy Mattola twice! Do the math? If my bread was late, I didn?t have to have my manager call this person to ?check on it? with that person or none of that sh*t. I could walk my a** into Popeyes with Baby and quietly ask him, ?Where the f**k is my money?? Now he could in return quietly tell me to, ?Get the f**k outta his face? which he did on several occasions, but hey it is what it is. You the boss bruh?we don?t eat seeds on the West Coast though. Like I ...
China Says Karma Is A Bitch For Sharon Stone
2008-05-29 15:02:00 After yesterday’s pisser of a rainstorm on Sharon Stone’s remarks that China somehow deserved the earthquake tragedy due to past acts , the actress has received her own whack of the karma stick. Besides her movies being forever banned in the nation’s largest chain of cinemas, French fashion house Christian Dior also dropped her from ...
By: Ecorazzi
wet laundry?s a bitch
2008-05-28 17:45:00 spotted by anna on the wall of an apartment complex in phoenix… meanwhile, in ottawa…it’s comforting to know that even when mom isn’t there to do your laundry, she can still help you guilt-trip your neighbors.
Sharon Stone Says Karma Is A Bitch For China
2008-05-28 15:21:00 Sharon Stone has managed to infuriate Chinese officials by suggesting the latest devastating earthquake was karma’s way of biting back over that nation’s treatment of Tibet. Stone, a devout Buddhist, has long been a supporter of Tibetan independence. In an interview at the Cannes Film Festival, the 50-year-old actress said, “?I’m not happy about the way ...
By: Ecorazzi
Vanessa Bryant is a bitch? She curses an journalist out?
2008-05-27 19:54:00 Last night, I got cussed out by Vanessa Bryant. Seriously. At the Lakers game. In front of her kids. In front of the Lakers locker room. It was awesome. She is mad about an article I wrote where I mentioned her. That means one of two things - she either reads the ESPN blog or she has herself on Google alerts. Both are fantastic.So as I?m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.?Laura!? she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). ?Fuck you! You fucking bitch!??Excuse me?? I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there?s not.Her daughters ? ages 5 and 2 ? are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.?Fuck you! How dare you write about me and my daughters and their schedule! You didn?t say you were writing an article! Fuck you! You fucking bitch. You have no journalism et...
Editorial: Son Of A Bitch Stole My Gas
2008-05-27 00:58:00 What a day in April it was. The prior week's light showers gave birth to new flowers and a healthy dark green lawn. Of course, as the man of the house, I found myself outside on a crisp but slightly warm morning fixing the blade of an overturned lawnmower. What do I see out of the corner of my eye? Greg Lynch, childhood friend and next door neighbor for fifteen years, crouching down nearly out of sight, siphoning gas from my Ford F-150.
By: The Butter Stick
Tech My Bitch @ X-Cave Galati --- 30.05
2008-05-26 15:19:00 NOT TO BE MISSED. I'M WARNING YOU PEOPLE. I KID YOU NOT.BE THERE.
By: Can of Thought
Sing Along With Bitch
2008-05-24 14:16:00 Watch Katie Couric's on-stage moves and mediocre singing with Bette Midler. "When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars..." What's with those white UFO disc earrings? They're waaay too big for her head...
By: Chickaboomer
Diddy not handling his business?
2008-05-22 23:05:00 So everyone knows that Diddy is the new $100 mil brand-builder for Ciroc vodka ? so why is he still downing 1800, a competing brand??Puff stands to make a fortune from his multi-year Ciroc deal, but the man does love his 1800 ? According to our sources Diddy has been ordering it everywhere he goes, and Ciroc?s parent Diageo ? who paid him to rep the brand ? isn?t happy.
Burn bitch, burn
2008-05-22 19:06:00 Urarea mea pentru o anumita petarda caruia ii place sa petreaca la greci, numai bine si foc vesnic! Mai multe detalii dupa ce termin cu BAC-ul, prietenii stiu de ce.
Gawd I Can?t Stand This Bitch.
2008-05-22 17:32:00 Denise Richards, what a completely annoying, old ass, attention whore! Geeze! If you watched any of the morning shows yesterday you definitely caught Denise on one of them, because I think she was on them all. Not surprisingly she managed to make an ass out of herself on every show. The clip above is from ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Life’s a bitch
2008-05-21 22:28:00 From Merriam Webster On-Line Dictionary: Main Entry: 1bitch Pronunciation: ˈbich Function: noun Etymology: Middle English bicche, from Old English bicce Date: before 12th century 2b: a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman -sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse Jessica, Feministing, has her knickers in twist over the following video(Language):  So what’s the bitch?  The term bitch is an old and well defined. Some people do in fact fit the definition, as does Mrs. Clinton.  George W. Bush was man eouigh to serve despite being endlessly called a chimp and being compared to Hitler. George was man enough to take the heat of the arena. Is Mrs. Clinton capable of doing the same? No way. It it not like Mrs. Clinton has delicate ears and is not accustomed to salty language.   It is not like the Clintons have any particular regard for women.   Copyright © 2008 BitsBlog. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not readi...
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