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The Best Way To Stop Breast Cancer! Give Head and Swallow!
2008-03-25 22:38:00 Murdz Place (AP) — Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, ...
By: Thought-Blender
Cuisinart BFP-10CH Blender Processor Food Processor
2008-03-24 02:06:00 The Cuisinart PowerBlend BFP-10CH Duet Blender Processor is actually two appliances in one. You get a large a large 7-cup blender carafe, plus a separate 3-cup food processor which attaches to the base similar to how a blender jar does.
Cuisinart BFP-10CH Blender Processor Food Processor
2008-03-24 02:06:00 The Cuisinart PowerBlend BFP-10CH Duet Blender Processor is actually two appliances in one. You get a large a large 7-cup blender carafe, plus a separate 3-cup food processor which attaches to the base similar to how a blender jar does. Along with the two main components, it comes with a slicing and shredding disc, a chopping ...
Pakistan Bans YouTube! Hopefully Thought-Blender Too!
2008-02-26 02:43:00 Well, this one will make T-Blender extremely happy! It seems that the country of Pakistan has officially banned YouTube from being surfed in their country. The reason? There?s too much anti-Muslim content on the site, and that can?t be tolerated by the Pakistanis. It?s good to know though that Pakistan will ...
By: Thought-Blender
Teamsters Boss Calls For Firing Of Secretary Of Transportation!
2008-02-09 15:13:00 Teamsters are launching a nationwide campaign to fire U.S. Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters for what they say is her “unlawful decision” to keep the American border open to Mexican trucks. As reported, the Bush administration has decided to ignore a provision passed by Congress and signed into law by President Bush as part of the ...
By: Thought-Blender
Newsertainment=Proof U.S. Citizens Want To Be Stupid!
2008-02-08 14:28:00 There is a pretty big election coming up in this country, right? It?s kind of big news that Republican hopeful candidate Mitt Romney is stepping aside to clear the way for former POW John McCain to represent the Republican Party in the 2008 election; an election widely regarded as one of the most important in ...
By: Thought-Blender
The Clinton?s Prepare To Fuck America?s Well-Worn Ass!
2008-01-30 18:17:00 I just got the news bulletin that John Edwards has officially dropped out of the race for the Democratic nomination to be the next President of the United States. It’s funny, when you look at things, because once again it just goes to prove that the political machine continues to be run like a mafioso ...
By: Thought-Blender
3 Little Pigs ?Too Offensive? For Muslims - - Fuck That!
2008-01-24 20:48:00 bbc news: A story based on the Three Little Pigs fairy tale has been turned by a government agency’s awards panel as the subject matter could offend Muslims. The digital book, re-telling the classic story, was rejected by judges who warned that “the use of pigs raises cultural issues”. Becta, the government’s educational technology agency, is ...
By: Thought-Blender
The Real Reason People Won?t Pay For Radio!
2007-12-24 05:06:00 ORBITCAST: According to data released by Digital Music News and media tracking firm BigChampagne, one-third of all PCs worldwide have LimeWire installed.For those who are among the other two-thirds, LimeWire is the top P2P file sharing software - the iTunes of “stealing” music so to speak. Usage comes in at exactly 36.4% of all PCs ...
By: Thought-Blender
Margaritaville DM1000 Frozen Concoction Maker
2007-12-15 04:39:00 The Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker makes perfect consistency margaritas and any other frozen drinks you can think of. While it may look similar to a blender, This Margaritaville machine actually shaves the ice instead of chopping it like a blender would do It’s geared for making ice beverages in a way that blenders can barely ...
Margaritaville DM1000 Frozen Concoction Maker
2007-12-15 04:39:00 The Margaritaville Frozen Concoction Maker makes perfect consistency margaritas and any other frozen drinks you can think of. While it may look similar to a blender, This Margaritaville machine actually shaves the ice instead of chopping it like a blender would do It’s geared for making ice beverages in a way that blenders can barely ...
Omaha Shooting Proves EVERYTHING Wrong With Society Today!
2007-12-06 15:33:00 I just finished reading the Thought Blender post regarding the Omaha Mall Shooting, and felt the need to actually scribble something out instead of just commenting on it. From reading it, as well as watching news accounts of what happened, it appears that yet another young person snapped in the wake of his less than perfect ...
By: Thought-Blender
The Blenders Presented by Hennepin Theatre Trust
2007-12-05 03:44:00 The Blenders Presented by Hennepin Theatre TrustDec 7 - 12, 2007Pantages Theatre America's hottest vocal band, The Blenders, returns for a 4 show run with their wildly successful "Holiday Soul Tour."On sale now! Purchase tickets for The BlendersPick Your Seats & Tickets Here!
The Blenders Presented by Hennepin Theatre Trust
2007-12-05 03:44:00 The Blenders Presented by Hennepin Theatre TrustDec 7 - 12, 2007Pantages Theatre America's hottest vocal band, The Blenders, returns for a 4 show run with their wildly successful "Holiday Soul Tour."On sale now! Purchase tickets for The Blenders Pick Your Seats & Tickets Here!
?Teddy Bear? Teacher Found Guilty, Will Do Jail Time
2007-11-29 22:21:00 cnn.com: KHARTOUM, Sudan (CNN) — A Sudanese court found a British teacher guilty of inciting religious hatred and sentenced her to 15 days imprisonment Thursday for allowing a teddy bear to be named “Mohammed,” British authorities and her lawyer reported. Gillian Gibbons also faces deportation from Sudan after her prison term, her lawyer told CNN. He ...
By: Thought-Blender
168 Million To The Ex-Mrs. Jordan?And I?m Good With That!
2007-11-13 18:29:00 So it came down today that Juanita Jordan, the wife of 17 years to the greatest player in the history of basketball, Michael Jordan, will receive $168 million dollars in her divorce settlement. Given my past postings about the gold digging cunt Heather Mills, you can imagine what exact opinion will be coming next, ...
By: Thought-Blender
Being Too Cunty Costs Mills Her Legal Team!
2007-11-09 14:34:00 From Yahoo.com: LONDON - Heather Mills has parted company with the law firm that had represented her in her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney, the firm said Friday. Shimon Cohen, of Mishcon de Reya Solicitors, confirmed news reports that the firm was no longer representing her, but declined as a matter of policy to say why ...
By: Thought-Blender
62% Cheapskates = More Cash In Pocket For Radiohead!
2007-11-08 17:27:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r8asQsfn82E And so it goes…the first ever major band to come out and say, “hey, download our music and pay us whatever you think it’s worth” has emerged in the form of the weirdos known as Radiohead. With that, the statistics are in to see just how people reacted to this proposition. If you think the ...
By: Thought-Blender
Clinton Supports Writer?s Strike! Duh!
2007-11-06 18:01:00 ?I support the Writers Guild?s pursuit of a fair contract that pays them for their work in all mediums. I hope the producers and writers will return to the bargaining table to work out an equitable contract that keeps our entertainment industry strong and recognizes the contributions writers make to the success of the industry.? - ...
By: Thought-Blender
Paul McCartney?s Daughter Mocks Heather Mills Missing Leg!
2007-11-06 14:43:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCDIvqRFS1M www.hollywoodrag.com: Stella McCartney has mocked her disabled stepmother Heather Mills by designing a necklace featuring a single leg. The 36-year-old daughter of Paul McCartney reportedly created the $600 silver pendant in an apparent dig at her father’s estranged wife, who had her left leg amputated below the knee after being hit by a motorbike in 1993. A ...
By: Thought-Blender
Dear ?Sir? Paul McCartney?
2007-11-02 14:56:00 In case you can’t figure it out, this Heather Mills/Paul McCartney bugs me. It really, REALLY bugs me that this horrific stumpcunt is going to end up living like royalty when all the dust settles. This greedy pig wants it all though, and is now threatening to play dirty with Sir Paul because he won’t ...
By: Thought-Blender
The Blenders
2007-11-02 04:13:00 The BlendersDecmber 7 - 12, 2007Pantages TheatreTicket Price: $34.00buy ticketsPick Your Seats & Tickets Here!
God Hates Fags, But The Court Hates Protesters!
2007-11-01 18:12:00 It’s about time! It’s really about time that the courts of America have taken a stand against the members of Kansas’ Westboro Baptist Church for their verbal attacks on soldiers that have died in the Iraq War. In case you haven’t been following along, the members of this church congregate close to funeral locations of soldiers ...
By: Thought-Blender
Dip The Muzzle Of The Shotgun In Chocolate, Ms. Mills!
2007-10-31 18:59:00 Poor, poor Heather Mills! I feel so sad for her! Apparently Ms. Mills went on UK TV this morning crying and stating that she’s considered committing suicide because of the “mean things” that have been said to and about her since she filed for divorce from Beatle Paul McCartney. Well Ms. Mills, ...
By: Thought-Blender
Why Have The Fag Films Dried Up?
2007-10-25 19:09:00 In a recent article in Entertainment Weekly, it was brought up that there hasn’t been a single movie greenlit for production where the premise of gayness is the central point of the movie. They pointed to the fact that BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN made $178 million dollars, yet the premise has not been revisited. The ...
By: Thought-Blender
Britney Spears - Propaganda Agent Of The Bush Administration!
2007-10-19 16:54:00 As I normally do, I went to Yahoo.com early the other morning to catch up with the latest news. What was the #1 headline on their “quick news” portion of their website? Was it Vladimir Putin visiting Iraq? Maybe it was the news about the record amount of spending that is scheduled ...
By: Thought-Blender
Too Young for Birth Control? School: Contraception for 6th Graders
2007-10-17 22:59:00 MAINE: Portland middle school in Maine is considering a proposal that would allow students to access a broader range of contraceptives from the school’s health center. Parents and school officials will do battle tonight in a debate about the sexual health of children at school. Part of the proposal will allow prescriptions for birth control pills and ...
By: Thought-Blender
6 Reasons The ?Twat-Terrorist? Ticket Shouldn?t Happen!
2007-10-17 16:09:00 The media is spinning now at the highest speeds, and it’s clear that the direction they want to go with the upcoming election is to ensure that the Democratic ticket for the 2008 election is one comprised of Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama. These two moneymaking machines are clearly what is wanted by the ...
By: Thought-Blender
Video | See Pope John Paul II in the Bonfire? You?re an Idiot
2007-10-17 03:23:00 No, the Virgin Mary on a toasted cheese sandwich just wasn’t enough for you whack jobs. Now, you see Pope John Paul II waving at you from a bonfire. Somebody shoot me in the fucking head, already! Get a grip people. Find a happy place, do something positive with your life, do anything with your life ...
By: Thought-Blender
StirrdUp: New Site Wants to Legitimize ?Social Bookmarking?
2007-10-14 20:10:00 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Digg. Fuck off, scumbag. Okay, that’s not quite the message that Stirrdup.com is pushing, but the recent entrant into the ‘Social Bookmarking’ medium does have a message, passive voting, and it’s a message that rings loud and clear. Why? Because it’s fair. What is passive voting? For starters, it’s nothing ...
By: Thought-Blender
Sir Paul Ordered To Pay 102 Million To One-Legged Hooker!
2007-10-12 18:04:00 Reading through the news today, the story has broken that Heather Mills will receive approximately $102 million dollars in her divorce from legendary musician Sir Paul McCartney. Yes, that number is correct - $102,000,000. Almost singlehandedly, decisions like this prove exactly why people should never, ever marry in 2007. To rob someone ...
By: Thought-Blender
Cook for the Cure?Think Pink
2007-10-12 01:36:00 Cook for the Cure is a program where kitchenAid will donate up to $50 to the Susan G Komen breast cancer foundation for every pink kitchenAid appliance purchased. The color pink represents the pink ribbon that serves as a symbol of the fight against breast cancer. The foundation is named for Susan Komen who died of breast ...
Cook for the Cure?Think Pink
2007-10-12 01:36:00 Cook for the Cure is a program where kitchenAid will donate up to $50 to the Susan G Komen breast cancer foundation for every pink kitchenAid appliance purchased. The color pink represents the pink ribbon that serves as a symbol of the fight against breast cancer. The foundation is named for Susan Komen who died of breast ...
Who Causes More Murder - Vivaldi or Marilyn Manson?
2007-10-11 23:38:00 “Don’t make me have to make an example today, and blow one of you crazy motherf*ckers away!” - Eazy-E It has to happen with every single act of violence performed by a kid in a school. Every time, be it Columbine, Virginia Tech or yesterday’s school shooting at Success Tech Academy in Cleveland, Ohio; the media ...
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Horrible Tragedy | Heartless Ignorance
2007-10-08 21:11:00 Opinion: As I was scanning the popular social bookmarking sites today I came across an article that immediately caught my attention. Apparently, a 10 year old boy from Moscow had committed suicide after his parents had banned him from playing video games. The upset child jumped to his death from his 19th floor apartment. Share This
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In The Wake of Racism . . .
2007-09-26 01:30:00 In light of the recent ‘JENA 6′ controversy and, moreover, the terrorist attacks it seems a once creaky and ajar door has been slammed wide open. Are we moving backwards? Is it once again acceptable to unleash sheer intimidation upon another race? Share This
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Brutal Welcome for Iranian President . . .
2007-09-24 20:44:00 NEW YORK - The president of Columbia University welcomed Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today in an unorthodox fashion: He handed his ass to him via brutal criticism, as well as, referring to the Iranian president as “a petty and cruel dictator”. Share This
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You Got Me Seeing Red
2007-09-22 23:16:00 As one of America’s top small kitchen appliance manufactures, its nice to see that KitchenAid can not only capture our attention with there innovative appliances, but also lure us in with a great collection of fashion appliance colors. So you wanna know what’s got me seeing red… KitchenAid appliance sets do! They’re red hot! Empire Red that is ...
You Got Me Seeing Red
2007-09-22 23:16:00 As one of America’s top small kitchen appliance manufactures, its nice to see that KitchenAid can not only capture our attention with there innovative appliances, but also lure us in with a great collection of fashion appliance colors. So you wanna know what’s got me seeing red… KitchenAid appliance sets do! They’re red hot! Empire Red that is ...
Top 8 Countertop Appliances We Can?t Do Without
2007-09-15 02:23:00 With few exceptions, the top 8 countertop appliances we used 10 or even 15 years ago are still among the ones that we use the most today. The makes and models may have changed, and the features may be more advanced, but the core use of the appliance is still very much in use today. Responding to ...
Are Blenders Evil?
2007-06-04 20:50:00 Click on the link above to watch the videoThis video is funny, but also teaches a very good lesson. There have been times when God has told me to do something, and I ignored it because it seemed too trivial. Its always better to do what He says:)Kurt
Blenders For The Modern Kitchen
1969-12-31 19:00:00 The modern kitchen without a blender is incomplete. It helps in performing various task of grating the food, whipping the cream and many more. To choose from the endless options is a real tough job as there are The Gas Powered model, The Immersion model, the Electric model, the Cordless one, Portable Blender, Battery Operated version, ...
High Performance Blenders Review
1969-12-31 19:00:00 Or in this case, some are better and others are worse. When it comes to blending your own smoothies, it’s wise to investigate the many types of blenders available for doing so. While they all will do the basic work of making your favorite smoothie drink, they all have specific features unique to their model type. Whether it’s for healthy eating or for your weight loss regimen mixing smoothies and concocting your own smoothie recipes requires a dependable blender. Some blenders will mix fruits and vegetables in mixed vitamins through their high-speed rotations and cutting power. Others won’t even crush ice or melt almonds into butter. Speed matters, just as much as size matters. The sustainable power associated to speed relates to longevity. The following is a comparison of five types of blenders, their capabilities, price, and main characteristics: Blendtec HP3 Tabletop Blender: Blendtec is a K-Tec production of Orem, Utah. The 3 Horse Powers Blender with over 30,0...
Blenders For The Modern Kitchen
0000-00-00 00:00:00 The modern kitchen without a blender is incomplete. It helps in performing various task of grating the food, whipping the cream and many more. To choose from the endless options is a real tough job as there are The Gas Powered model, The Immersion model, the Electric model, the Cordless one, Portable Blender, Battery Operated version, ...
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