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Pimp My Bride
2008-05-24 13:53:00
Fox News Weekend bonehead anchorbabe Courtney Friel's husband (left with Kevin Spacey) is hired by CNN. TV NewserFrom his website: Carter Evans is a high energy storyteller. "Slick TV storytelling is a craft," Carter says. "I don't just tell you what's happening... I take you there with me!" Carter is a high energy TV reporter with 12 years of Live on air experience at network affiliates. From breaking news, to complicated court cases, Carter always tells compelling stories. Watch the network feeds and you'll see Carter live in the middle of a brush fire one day and Skydiving with the Flying Elvi the next. In New York City, Carter's a freelance reporter and anchor. Look for him on My 9 News (WWOR) and CBS Newspath. Perhaps CNN's hiring him to relieve burned-out cruise ship jumper daredevil LIVE stuntman Rick "tase me, bro'" Sanchez. TV Newser also reports David "Pimped Out Chelsea" Shuster is sliding into MSNBC's 4 p hour.
Graceful Kelly
2008-04-14 15:44:00
Fox News brass trotting out blonde, beautiful lawyer/anchorbabe and rumored Brit Hume honey Megyn Kelly (she's married now & in NYC) to negate Fox's bikini bimbo blonde, beautiful anchorboneheads. Howard Kurtz Wash PostCaught Fox's latest tinkering with Fox & Friends Weekend. Liked the Boston sports guy David Briggs trying out Saturday. Cute. Love the dimples. My jury's out on the bombastic Clayton Morris. Ainsley Earhardt's million-dollar smile and bubbly personality acquitting herself nicely. The anchors dancing in their seats to a live band was a bit disconcerting...Quintessential- news quack Courtney Friel fronted the scripted newscasts. Even with a script she effs up. Miz Courtney stumbled over several words in the bit I watched and uttered "s**t" instead of "ship."
G Spout
2008-04-09 18:45:00
Heinous gasbag Marty Davis continues her envy-fueled denigration of FNC's Courtney Friel for the third time in four days (and the sixth time in the past nine!) on her painfully wretched blog. Marty, we know your best days are far behind you. We know Courtney has reached heights in this business that you only approached in your misguided dreams. We know that while she spends her days working for the most powerful name in news, you are relegated to blogging in your "adorable" pink bathrobe. How could you not be envious? Why would you not lash out on a daily basis? Can we expect more poison from you the higher she climbs, which seems to be in direct relation to the lower you sink? 'Tis a bitter pill, Ms. Davis, but you best swallow anyway, though it never seemed to help your career advancement. For once the day comes that your little blog no longer spreads hate across the world, our planet will only be all the better for it. And I say all of this not out of hate, but out of sadness, ...
TV News Boobs
2008-04-09 16:07:00
An intrepid Gawker staffer edits a 2:46 funny reel of TV News bozos getting A) blown up; B) run over; C) falling; D) driving into walls; E) attacked by dogs, and more. It's hilarious. Gawker vidAnd definitely check out Fox News anchorbabe bikini bonehead Courtney Friel (right) getting creamed in a manner towhich she's not accustomed. Red Lasso vid
Ain't Nothing Like The Friel Thing, Baby
2008-04-08 23:49:00
I saw Fox Weekend's new luscious anchorbabewithabrain. Ailes, hire Megan Henderson out of Fox in Dallas/Fort Worth. She went to J-school. Not a beauty queen, red carpet potted plant, on-air wrestler wrangler, card shark anchorslut. Or bonehead. She doesn't have 58 half-naked photos of herself on the Internet a la Miz Courtney Friel. Miz Megan coyly insists she's just "visiting" the Fox set and denies the "audition."Tee Vee curmudgeon Uncle Barky breathlessly reports his communique from Miz Megan. I'm barking up Uncle Barky's tree for this: "Courtney Friel can't even be characterized as a bimbo because that would be an upgrade... During one of Saturday's periodic news breaks, the former World Poker Tour host termed herself a "total ghetto princess" after breaking a few moves. On Sunday Friel fittingly went to the circus, where she gleefully wore a low-cut sequined circus outfit while feeding an elephant an apple through his trunk. This was accompanied by a series of orgasmic-e...
New Fox On The Block
2008-04-02 15:18:00
"FTV Live is scooping that FNC will be giving KDFW?s Megan Henderson a looksie this weekend on Fox and Friends Weekend. FTVLive also says that FNC is looking to shake up Fox and Friends weekend. Well, duh. Anyone who has been watching the past couple of months already figured that one out. Whether they?re on the right track or not is another matter however." Inside Cable News is Back!!!!!!!!!!! KDFW (Dallas Fort Worth) is a Fox O&O. Miz Megan A) Isn't a beauty queen. B) Doesn't have a raft of nearly naked photos proudly displayed on her web site. C) Has a journalism degree. D) Worked her way up to Dallas from Wichita. Read her bio here. She's got that Kieran Chetry thing going on... Courtney Friel: There IS a God! Bye bye, Miss American Piehole... P.S. Bonehead Courtney took the 58 photos of her off the first page after I set off a barrage of bad publicity by counting them, but kept 56 in her "gallery" including two provocative MAXIM shots.
Media Buzzzz
2008-04-01 19:12:00
Hating fired "Early Show" execproducerbitch Shelley Ross didn't protect the jobs of six CBS News "Early Show" grunts. JossipShelley's once-presumptive heir, Harvard Rhodes scholar and universal a-hole Ben Sherwood, is skewered in an ancient Spy mag piece. The piece de resistance? "His parents paid kids to play with him." CBS: Don't pay this creep to play with your ratings-bereft show.It's a bad time to be in TV news. Unless you're a blonde booby brainless beauty queen (see TV anchorbabes, boneheads, Courtney Friel). CBS O&O's cleaning house in a bloodbath of epic proportions. WBZ Boston hammered. But wait, there's more! B&C The long arm of CBS News "layoffs" claims two veteran WCBS NYC reporters. Richard Huff NYDNThe "Today" show's flighty Ann "Coffee, Tea, Or Me?" Curry should lay off the bungee-jumping. I would've asked him about his size 12 bowling shoes. NewsBusters vidCURRY: Coffee or tea?OBAMA: Tea.CURRY: Beatles or Rolling Stones?OBAMA: Rolling Stones.CURRY: ...
Kathie Lee: The Bitch Is Back
2008-04-01 17:31:00
What matters is getting your name out there. What doesn't matter is why. Especially, to be frank again, when you're hosting the fourth hour of "Today," because who even knew "Today" had a fourth hour? David Hinckley NYDN Lisa de Moraes Wash PostThe addition of zany, oversharing Kathie Lee at least provides more of a reason to watch the fourth hour than there is now, namely, that you were vacuuming during the third hour of the Today show, had a seizure, and are now prostrate on the floor awaiting medical help. TIME mag Tee Vee critic"I hope you'll tune in each day to watch. Who knows what might happen?" Kathie Lee ponders on her website. I am prostrate on my prayer rug in hopes Howard Beale "Network" terrorists hired by Faye Dunaway to kill him on live Tee Vee interrupt Kathie Lee's "second act" and put "Today's" fourth hour out of its and our misery. Ah, to be Frank again! There's eunuch Frank (emasculated after Kathie Lee caught him with his dick in a chick's panties) perman...
Win One For The Gifford
2008-03-31 18:50:00
Quell horreur! Matt Lauer's "great" Today show "announcement" promised this a.m - the annoying narcissistic bonehead hostess Kathie Lee Gifford rears her surgeried head April 7th in the fourth hour. NYP MSNBC
Yesterday
2008-03-30 17:26:00
The fourth hour of the "Today" show sucks. "The Total Woman" circa 1973 greeting her husband at the door with a martini wearing only a garter belt, stockings, and a Frederick's of Hollywood bullet bra with circular stitching molding mammaries into Lana Turner deadly sweater girl projectiles. Vicki's Nylons TIME mag 1977 The Atlantic Monthly 2003"It has been six months since NBC tacked on a fourth hour to "The Today Show." And those excruciating additional 60 minutes might best be described as a women's magazine -- pre-"Feminine Mystique" -- brought to life. It is an hour dominated by extreme weight-loss stories, ambush makeovers and recipes for carrot cake so good that it will make a man propose... Anchor Ann Curry slips into the lower registers of her voice trying, through sheer gravitas of tone, to lend these segments a hint of dignity. Yet when the insufferable pedagogue Dr. Laura Schlessinger, in the aftermath of the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal, whined about the mischaracteriza...
Ain't Nothin' Like The Friel Thing
2008-03-25 19:16:00
Here's a mutually satisfactory solution to rid America's Tee Vee airwaves of beautiful bonehead bikini anchorbabes clamoring for bodily attention: Naked news. New Zealand's looking for a news anchor with "no inhibitions on reporting on the facts that matter, delivering hard hitting commentary and showing their 'assets' in front of a large news hungry audience." TV3 NZCourtney Friel: The first newscast is April 28th. "Lip gloss quotient (it works for both genders) has become more important than IQ," decries ex-CNNer Catherine Crier
PW Olbermann Sleeps With The Dishes
2008-03-21 12:22:00
If you can stomach dating MSNBC blowhard Keith Olbermann, the role does have its perks. We hear Olbermann's live-in girlfriend, Katy Tur, 24, just landed a news anchor job on CW11, allegedly with his help. Many are whispering about her qualifications, considering she once professed she didn't go to journalism school and she's simply been referred to as a "freelance cable producer" in New York and LA. We tried to reach Tur for comment but reps at CW didn't return calls." NYP Page SixWhat's Olbermann? 48?
Fox News Gretchen Carlson: Yoo Hoo! You're Dead!
2008-03-20 23:26:00
Fox News bonehead anchorbabe Gretchen "Miss America" Carlson out of the Fox & Friends news gate with a "It's the first day of spring. Yoooo hoooo!" over B-roll of floods that have killed 13 people. Gawker vid BTW Gawker has purloined my OTHER longtime label for these bozos: "anchoress." Apparently the young bloggers liked it after picking up Chickaboomer's piece about Fox's brain dead standard bearer: piece-of-work nonpareil Courtney Friel.
Fox News Ainsley Airhead
2008-03-20 19:21:00
Fox News bonehead anchorbabe Ainsley "Hitler Did Great Things" Earhardt (yeah, she really said that ON THE AIR! Jossip video)was taken to the woodshed this morning and spanked on Roger Ailes's lap for blabbing to bloggers. TV Newser?Please be patient with us, while the bosses decide who will be the best fit for the Fox and Friends weekend show: I?m sure they will make the right decision and you will be happy with the final selection.? She added, ?But your guess is as good as mine.? Carpe DiemRoger: Carpe Diem. Latin translation: "Let The Buyer Beware."Oh, and Earhardt is a German surname... Maybe she's got old Nazis in the family tree spontaneously combusting and regenerating in an enternal circle jerk with Josef Mengele. Or perhaps Miz Ainsley was a Hitler Youth fanatic in a previous lifetime...
Obama's Monster Mashup
2008-03-08 11:56:00
It was fortuitous that a now Power-less Obama discovered early on that the Harvard babe and Pulitizer Prize-winning author lacked tact and judgment. It wasn't the first time Obama's foreign policy guru Samantha "Monster" Power stepped on her tongue. For those who don't get how a reporter could be so dumb about the rules for "off the record", consider this. The worst court witnesses are lawyers. They can't shut up. For the record, our man in Washington, Howard Kurtz, reviews how off the record works. Wash Post
Win One For The Gifford
2008-03-07 11:02:00
It appears the annoying serial narcissist Kathie Lee Gifford will rear her obnoxious empty head in the "Today'" show's fourth hour filling in for a pregnant Natalie Morales due in September. NYP Perhaps a subversive sound guy could arrange for a Kathie Lee bungee jump with a faulty cord...
The Night Of The Living Dead
2008-03-06 23:33:00
Plastic doll Victoria Beckham lured into the Fox den with reality Tee Vee show "Fashion Nightmares." Marie Claire UK I'm having M.C. Escher flashbacks uploading her ghastly size 0 costume.
Fox News Pants Rant
2008-03-04 02:47:00
Fox News bonehead Ainsley Earhardt refuses to wear pants. TV Newser
Courtney Friel: "The Britney Spears Of TV News" Update
2008-02-21 16:01:00
Bikini bonehead Courtney Friel on Fox's "Red Eye" pulling falsies out of her skimpy halter frock and pleading with The Universe to send her a "virus to make fat grow" bigger boobs. GawkerThe Universe has already pumped the boob's head full of helium.
The Britney Spears Of TV News
2008-02-20 08:28:00
Gawker, staffed with a Cecil B. De Mille cast of thousands, takes the Courtney Friel flap to heights this lone straight shooter in the wilderness couldn't imagine. Gawker"First Marty Davis, a conservative former TV anchor, smacked Friel again, calling her "a blank canvas constitutionally incapable" of becoming a real journalist. Then another less-than-friendly observer of Friel emailed Gawker with photos apparently removed from the talking head's website after she was hired at Fox." The smoking gun photos at Gawker. [photo Gawker]The piece de resistance: Friel on Fox News' Red Eye: "I have a problem with horse male genitalia. They need to wear diapers, because I feel violated... They are setting young girls up for high expectations, because none of their men are going to be like that." Gawker has the smoking gun videoAfter analyzing the above, four out of five doctors agree: The manipulative anchorbabe faking it on her looks could have been sexually abused, perhaps as a child, an...
What Ailes Fox News?
2008-02-19 18:54:00
UPDATE 2-20-08 The Britney Spears Of TV NewsGawker picks up my story "Friel of Fortune" on Fox News one-dimensional narcissist Courtney Friel's banal blog brimming with 58 photos of herself on one page.Gawker's Terrifying Blog Of Fox News "Bikini Bonehead": Fox News talking head Courtney Friel was recently called a "bikini bonehead" (yeah, that would be me), and a walking non-sequitur (ditto), but Friel tried to juice all the hate for what it was worth on her blog, writing "any publicity is good publicity."I did not break this story out of "hate." As a former network radio and TV news anchor with a master's degree in journalism, I just call it as I see it with absence of malice. Dear Courtney: It's nothing personal. Fox News suits, news and image consultants, voice and speech coaches, have taken on an impossible challege transforming you into a credible television journalist. You're a blank canvas constitutionally incapable of emerging from the TV news cocoon reborn infused wit...
Jeze (Dumb) bel
2008-02-13 20:49:00
Headline: "Monica Still Dressing Like A Hooker" Jezebel Vacuous vixen slutmeister Jezebel apparently hasn't looked up her "nom de guerre" in a dictionary.
The Amazing Randi
2008-02-08 10:57:00
Something dreadful happened to Air America hostess Randi Rhodes when she "fell walking her dog" last October and was off the air for days. Apparently she told her lawyer she couldn't remember what happened. Scenario #1: Miz Randi was abducted by space aliens spiriting her human form to home planet Zwyk where she was prodded and probed in an experiment to find the source of American political liberalism to concoct an antidote. The aliens' efforts to isolate the radical gene failed and Miz Randi was returned to Earth intact with no memory of the abduction. Something went awry during the experiments. Randi's brain spun into paranoiac overdrive with bizarre visions of crazed Mitt Romney robots vowing mass killings if John McCain is the Repub nominee. Radio Equalizer has the transcript and audio. (Miz Rhodes's "parody" ad aired before Super Tuesday.) #2 (most likely scenario): Miz Randi swooped up by the Mothership and called on the carpet by an angry intergalactic council ticked tha...
What's Black and White and Red All Over?
2008-01-30 23:33:00
What does this photo look like to you? To CNN bonehead anchorbabe Kyra Phillips it's a "reverse Oreo." Huff Post video Kyra: are you planning on eating the inside first?Rupert Murdoch's NYP endorses "Oreo" Obama: "Obama represents a fresh start. His opponent, and her husband, stand for déjà vu all over again - a return to the opportunistic, scandal-scarred, morally muddled years of the almost infinitely self-indulgent Clinton co-presidency. Does America really want to go through all that once again? It will - if Sen. Clinton becomes president. That much has become painfully apparent. Bill Clinton's thuggishly self-centered campaign antics conjure so many bad, sad memories that it's hard to know where to begin. Suffice it to say that his Peck's-Bad-Boy smirk - the Clinton trademark - wore thin a very long time ago. Far more to the point, Sen. Clinton could have reined him in at any time. But she chose not to - which tells the nation all it needs to know about what a Clinton II p...
MSNBC's New Wrinkle
2008-01-24 16:33:00
Contessa Brewer, ARE YOU BLIND? The MSNBC Tee Vee anchorbabe thinks Hillary has "beautiful skin?" MSNBC gets conned by a young conservative flamethrower into a lame segment yesterday on the kid's new book, Project President: Bad Hair and Botox on the Road to the White House: "The only woman running in this case, Hillary Clinton, I was watching the debate the other night, looking at her beautiful skin, wondering if she's had any work done because I know that Botox and chemical peels and laser work and a little nip-tuck can make a world of difference." [Yeah, she's had a TON of work done: plastic surgery, Botox, Restylane - to no apparent avail] The Debate Hillary Face is primed: Botox, Restylane, laser resurfacing, IPL lasers. When she exits the stage her face folds like the Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch. 23-year-old Harvard Law grad, the wispy Ben Shapiro's pedestrian opinions on Hillary have appeared on conservative websites TownHall.com The Conservative Voice National Review World...
You Don't Need A Weatherman To Know Which Way The Wind Blows
2008-01-24 16:02:00
Philadelphia mag deconstructs the self-destruction of psycho Tee Vee anchorbabe Alycia Lane. The Golf Channel Tee Vee babe who advised up-and-coming golfers to "lynch Tiger Woods" to get him out of the way is back off suspension covering the Buick Open. San Diego Union-Tribune.Bible-thumping Jesus freaks are protesting outside ESPN's HQs tomorrow to force the network to fire non-Christian Dana Jacobson for yelling "F**k Jesus!" at a roast for that darling ESPN radio guy, former footballer, and NutriSystem weight-dumping spokesdude Mike Golic. There IS video of Jacobson's bizarre rant but CNS News reports ESPN obviously isn't alerting the Media...For more Anchorbabes Gone Wild check out today's Chicago Tribune. "You love 'em. You hate 'em. You rant and rave about them. You praise them for good weather, and blame them for bad. They are your local TV weather forecasters. And four of them have have predicted Washington weather for so long they've become household names. They've ...
Radio & Wretched Redux
2008-01-23 17:16:00
Phil Boyce, WABC Radio PD on R&R's withdrawing a lifetime achievement award to septuagenarian conservative flamethrower Bob Grant: "We made lemonade out of a lemon."Boyce doesnt believe respected publisher Erica Farber "had much to do with the decision." Talk radio host Jim Bohannon told me the same thing during this morning's "Chickaboomer Does..." interview. Nielsen, R&R's parent company (2006 acquisition), is getting fingered as wimping out after a disgruntled lone psycho - who apparently hates everyone from what media insiders tell me - emailed a laundry list of Grant's racial slurs to Nielsen execs. Nielsen caved to appease race baiter Al Sharpton who will be blowing toxic fumes up the probably sparse audience's asses at the R&R thing. Phil tells the NYDN's David Hinckley "he doesn't know yet" whether he will attend the March R&R convention at which Grant was to have been honored."It will be interesting to see if attendance there is affected." Yeah, I sai...
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
2008-01-23 15:21:00
Tee Vee News Suits giveth and taketh away: Confirmed: The adorable CNN Headline babe Erica Hill to Anderson Cooper's 360 Feb. 1st. Michael Starr NYPConfirmed: ESPN Tee Vee anchorbabe Dana Jacobson nets a week suspension for vituperative vulgar Jesus-bashing venom she spewed at a roast for ESPN radio's Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg. Jacobson, a Michigan State alumna, has sparred before with rival Notre Dame grad and Irish-Catholic Golic. Robert Feder Chicago Sun-Times FTV Live reports Jacobson bellowed F*** Jesus! Bloated alcoholic actress Kathleen Turner dumps on her 1981 "Body Heat" co-star William Hurt in her autobiography guaranteed to yellow and mold under the dust jacket. "In those days, he was pretty wild. He drank a great deal and took a lot of recreational drugs - he loved those magic mushrooms. He loved women, too; I don't know how many he went through during filming. Bill always wanted to stay in character . . . [He] thought I wasn't taking my acting seriously enough."...
Hazmat
2008-01-23 12:08:00
I was speechless when I saw this ghoulish, appalling offhand comment from the mouth of a young gossipbabe on MSNBC late yesterday on Heath Ledger's death. Courtney Hazlett: "In a lot of ways, this reminds me ? we've almost had a dress rehearsal for this with Owen Wilson." Watch it at Huff Post Moral: Never hire anyone named Courtney. The out-of-her-league blabbermouth (last gig OK! mag) replaced the highly regarded MSNBC "The Scoop" columnist Jeannette Walls (left to write more books) a little over three months ago. Huff Post
Natalie Morality
2008-01-15 08:43:00
NBC's Today show anchorbabe Natalie Morales lives up to her last name. Miz Natalie snidely quizzes enchanting Golden Globes winner Amy Adams on her pre-fame stint as a Hooters waitress. Defamer videoThere's righteous Natalie, right, flashing Madonna hooters with Today show Halloween 2006 sluts. It would take a village of globes to round out the massive coneheads. I wonder if washboard Natalie stuffed the empty suit with plastic dry cleaner bags. That works every time! I was more fascinated with Miz Natalie's blinding diamond and Mary Tyler Moore Dick Van Dyke era new coif.
Media Matters
2008-01-03 16:10:00
Clear Channel Tee Vee prez & ceo Don Perry bails (or is pushed) from his gig after two years to "pursue the next phase of his broadcast career." Fox BusinessRadio Daily News names no one as 2007 radio person of the year. But 2008's winners, the envelope please, are: The fired and laid-off employees of Clear Channel, CBS Radio, Citadel, Emmis, Cumulus and other large, medium and small market radio stations who have devoted their immense talents to broadcasting.""The recipients of this year's award are not victims, although many have suffered from poor management and programming decisions in an industry that, as a whole, but not necessarily individually, has lost its way in the dizzying maze of technological advances in audio, video and the Internet that have occurred during the past five or more years...The streets of the broadcasting industry are paved with stories of individual and collective failures that have led to great successes. It is the hope of RDN that those who hav...
Jackie Oh
2008-01-01 18:00:00
NYC's doyenne of the radio airwaves, Valerie Smaldone, is on the beach. The R & R 2007 Radio Personality Of The Year walked over a contract dispute. NYPJackie Clarke (right) was pimped as a "radio personality" on last night's "Hannity & Colmes." She shills herself as a "comedy genius" and offers an "Update On My Vagina". Clarke is a portly, loud, aggressive, obnoxious, air-hogging bitch who won't be invited back. Ever. Miz Jackie's photo on her website hardly resembles the flabby-armed double-chinned porker in an ugly white printed low cut sleeveless frock. The girl has SKINNY arms on her MySpace.Why tacky Jackie was booked is beyond me. Alan Colmes got REALLY nervous after the "comedy genius" took a shot at Fox's penchant for hiring brain dead bikini babes. The panel was serving up videos of the year. Making the predictable cut: Miss Teen USA contestant's head-scratching NBC live ramble on why a fifth of Americans can't find the U.S. on a blank world map: "I personal...
Chickaboomer's Boneheads Of 2007
2007-12-31 16:05:00
People I'd love to see disappear this year: 1. Courtney Friel. Fox News hired this incompetent bikini boob (left) as a news anchor. Right out of the box the babe proved she wasn't smarter than a 5th grader. Miz Courtney was banished to celebrity red carpet Siberia but recently has reared her empty head on the news set.2. Rick Sanchez. The CNN reporter has made a dubious name for himself taking "reporter involvement" to an absurd level. Sanchez famously had himself Tasered to see how it "feels." Tricky Dick jumped off a cruise ship to report firsthand how it "feels" to fall off. 3. Alycia Lane. Philadephia's KYW Tee Vee anchorbabe's bikini photo emails to married sports dude Rich Eisen intercepted by his angry wife Susie. Lane set her sights on married but supposedly separated WCBS anchor Chris Wragge inexplicably hitched to a busty blonde centerfold. NYC gossip tongues wagged over Wragge. But the pyscho really outdid herself by decking a NY lady cop in a drunk ego-fueld rage. Mi...
Paris Is Burning
2007-12-31 14:56:00
MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski, interviewing some Tee Vee bonehead "Kelly" on 2007 "celebrity meltdowns" just wondered on-air if in 2008 she'll have to "rip up more scripts." Recall Mika's meltdown during a newscast where she snapped and dramatically refused to read a Paris Hilton story. Mika's phony gambit garnered her worldwide admiration. There she is with a lighter, jaw set, intent on BURNING the Paris news. As for the bonehead Kelly, I cringed as she butchered simple grammar blathering about Jamie Lynn Spears's pregnancy. "Her and her boyfriend." SHE and her boyfriend, moron! More than a million viewers bailed on Katie Couric in 2007 following the lead of her boyfriends. NYPThere is still hope for Katie and her 17-years-younger boy toy. Unless he wants a "breeder." Jimmy Fallon married a woman seven years older. NYDNHow humble! ABC's Charlie Gibson hosts back-to-back Repub & Dem debates Saturday night and promises: "It's not about me." Maybe that's why he was the only Bi...
Wack n' Jill
2007-12-26 15:23:00
Jill Nicolini. The future of cable Tee Vee anchorbabes. The Long Island long-haired traffic reporter fakes and dances her way through weather in a ghastly costume of ratty low-rise jeans and a boobalicious low-cut top that makes the empty-headed Fox News bikini babe Courtney Friel appear smarter than a 5th grader. Watch this if you don't believe me. To be fair a couple of bonehead male backup "dancers" jump into Jill's bizarre routine.Unlike bonehead Courtney who tops the list of Chickaboomer's TV anchorbabe Hall Of Lame, Miz Jill is the evil twin of the the MBA Jill (dubious unknown college) and Pilot Jill. Like Courtney she's confined to "entertainment" reporter. Jill's WPIX TV (CW11) bio.
Letterman Sweater
2007-12-22 17:36:00
Why is this news? Playboy makes an offer to psycho TV anchorbabe Alycia Lane. Every lady trainwreck finds a place on Playboy's dance card. NY Post Page SixDavid Letterman's dancing with striking writers hoping to manuever them into letting him resume his show. No news yesterday. The Mexican hat dance continues next week. NYP
The Walking On Airfoot Contessa
2007-12-22 16:33:00
NBC's Brian Williams was supposedly grabbed in the hall by MSNBC bonehead anchorbabe Contessa Brewer December 19th - the day before National Regifting Day or whatever - and went on air with her - and the video finally hit YouTube. I happened to be watching Wednesday and wrote this. MSNBC spins it like the Bri Wi/Contessa encounter was chance. It smacks of staging to make Brian look human. Contessa looks like she's on the verge of an orgasm with her glistening eyes and adoring smile. "Regifting." A word and practice crying out to be waterboarded from American lexicon.
Ah, Glum Slugs
2007-12-18 21:17:00
The Universe sends a message to Scrooge McMurdoch by triggering a chemical explosion and fire at Fox News NYC NQ yesterday at the same time chemical-sniffing inspectors were in the house doing their yearly thing. Newsday Yesterday I half-seriously suggested it was anchorbimbo bikini babe Courtney Friel's head exploding emitting noxious fumes. I was mistaken. Courtney Friel "reported" today on that "Shawshank Redemption" jail break where the crafty inmates covered the holes in the walls with Playboy centerfolds. "It's my favorite movie!" she breathlessly gushed. The two cunning prisoners even left a thank-you note like Tim Robbins in "Shawshank" with a smiley face.
Bungee Discord
2007-12-18 15:44:00
DC Tee Vee anchor sucked into the violent vortex of a galactical black hole but spins it like it's HER idea. WUSA's Tracey Neale is off the 6 and 11 January 4th. Replaced by a younger anchorbabe. Wash PostThe Today show pimps barf up 19 paragraphs on Ann Curry's on-air bungee jump in England. VideoCurses! Foiled again! Those MI6 spooks I hired to sabotage the cord blew it. The Today show scribe likened Curry to "James Bond." Actor Tom Hanks branded Ann "Superwoman." Chickaboomer doesn't cast too many woman in the "Dickhead" category. Curry's one of them. "Good Morning America's" Robin Roberts cooling her jets until after New Year's. NYPWhat do Katie Couric and A-Rod have in common? They're both detested divas raking in $15 mil a year. NYDN Katie's presidential one-note-samba continues Wednesday night. NYDN The question du jour paraphrased by me and set up like a vise by the ball-busting Katie: How can anyone trust guys who cheat on their wives?
Like It Never Happened
2007-12-18 15:27:00
Philly's KYW Tee Vee brass sanitizing the presence of Alycia Lane like that ServiceMaster promise: "Like It Never Happened." NYP NYP photos The bikini babe is beached on an "extended vacation." NYDN Dumped from station promos. Philly Will Do videoDelusional egomaniac Alycia thinks that her phone call to Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell will save her bony psycho rear and $700,000 a year gig. Philadelphia Daily NewsI'll be shocked if the station keeps this wack job. Already the Dump Alycia spin is leaking from anonymous suits. In CIA parlance, the crazy babe is "beyond salvage."
Anchor's Away
2007-12-18 01:34:00
The New York tabloids are all over the TV anchorbabe Alycia Lane meltdown. NYP Page Six NYDNThere's the mug shot courtesy of Philly.com. The lunatic is on an "extended vacation" probably never to return. My guess.
Strife In The Fast Lane
2007-12-18 00:45:00
Fox newsdude Shep Smith was getting practically orgasmic today - over a woman! The anomaly: Alycia Lane. Shep was all over the Philly Tee Vee anchorbabe's arrest for clocking a NYC lady cop early Sunday morning. Philly.com has the legal complaint against the lunatic Lane beached without her notorious bikini.
Alycia Lane: Book Her
2007-12-17 19:54:00
Bikini anchorbabe Alycia Lane beached on "vacation" by TV station brass. Prediction: she's history. "Unless she's completely stupid she's not going to talk about this. But her stupidity is in question." Dan Gross Philadelphia Weekly gossip columnist on Foxy's Martha McCallum's "Live Desk." Dan reports the Philadelphia KYW Tee Vee honchos are also hacking Alycia out of the holiday special. The CBS station was forced to report on Alycia's latest public meltdown. Miz Alycia and her latest conquest, NYC DJ Chris Booker, were both arrested. The sorry sage thus far: Alycia and Booker were in a NYC taxi behind a slow-moving police car at 2 a.m. Sunday. Booker got out and asked the cops to move it. Alycia gets out and starts snapping photos. A lady cop tells her to knock it off. Alycia bitchslugs the lady. They're both arrested. Mug shots still to come...Last spring the wife of network sports dude Rich Eisen intercepts Alycia emails to Eisen with enticing bikini shots. Wife goes ba...
The Thigh's The Limit
2007-12-17 18:42:00
Fox News bikini bonehead Courtney Friel's head explodes, releasing foul chemicals at Fox News NYC HQ. Reuters"My name is Courtney and I'm a Googleholic." That's her big story of the day. She's blabbing now on how she Googled Fox News talent Uma and John Scott. Uma: "Courtney, filled with so much information..." So little brains, so much time.Oh, and Fox anchorbabe Megyn Kelly had on a red dress so short this a.m. that it barely covered her right thigh. Let's concede she has great legs. And at least a brain to go with them.
Skewered Brewer
2007-12-14 01:41:00
This is better than when I inadvertently said "orgasm" for "organism." The MBNBC chick who did the news in Don Imus's old show (we hear he thought she was dumb as a brick) mangles the word "statistical." How, you implore, could bonehead Contessa Brewer screw up that word and make it dirty? Hot Air Hint: her gaffe has nothing to do with tits.See more Contessa at Anchorbabes.
Boob Tube
2007-12-11 14:07:00
"The perkier they are the easier they are to dress." Puzzled Fox & Friends bonehead Gretchen Carlson on why Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham would take out her grotesque boob implants. Now that the Spice Girls are back on the concert block Victoria avoids flopping wardrobe malfunctions by removing the implants she claims she never had. What puzzles me is the media hand-wringing over whether Miz Posh had implants. You don't need to be a plastic surgeon to SEE the implants (left) pushed up. Real boobs don't "lift and separate" like that. Gretchen, the woman is anorexic with Pamela Anderson implants. It's hard to fit a D cup into a size zero. We report. You decide. Implants in or out? Daily Mail UK Entertainment WiseNow I'd like to turn to a real life news boob on the Fox News payroll hired earlier this year. Courtney Friel.TV Newser's Chris Ariens (ex-MSNBC) sparked this after posting anonymous Fox complaints last week: Most of the reactions were a defense of other Fox News pers...
Raising The Bar
2007-12-10 15:46:00
CBS honcho Les Moonves is getting into the sports bar biz. CBS into the "CBS Scene" bar deal with the New England Patriots' owners. WBZ TVFox News has a new toy. A SUV capable of broadcasting live via satellite. Political reporter Carl Cameron kills two birds with one stone reporting while shuttling from presidential campaign events. NYT The super SUV was put into service early during that phony Hillary NH hostage thing. Carl, have it at the ready when Hillary stages the phony assassination attempt. Usually it works the other way. Beauty pageant winner seamlessly segues into TV news. Over the weekend a young Columbus, Ohio reporter wins Miss Ohio USA to compete in the Miss USA pageant. It's okay, broadcast purists. Monica Day is only a traffic and entertainment reporter and knows her place, unlike the Fox News brass forcing that bikini bonehead Courtney Friel into legitimate news the brain dead babe has no business covering. Some horny benefactor high up at Fox is courting Courtne...
Friel Of Fortune
2007-12-08 15:00:00
TV Newser's Chris Ariens: "The women at Fox are not happy with Courtney Friel's rise to Multi-shows & Multiface/airtime. Courtney Friel may be making men tune in but she is leaving a bad taste in the mouth's of other Fox women! To go a little further they are being forced to basically work with her and can't say anything cuz they are afraid Courtney will just take their place with their jobs."Fox girls: Who is Miz Courtney boinking? I've written about her since she reared her moronic bonehead on Fox News. The woman is dumb as a brick. Click on the "Courtney Friel" label below. It's all there. After a disasterous brief stint on the weekend Fox & Friends the babe was relegated to a beat suiting her limited abilities: standing around on celebrity red carpets. Miz Courtney appeared once on "Hannity & Colmes" and she was like a deer caught in the headlights. Alan Colmes was so put out having this bonehead on his set that he practically had her for dinner. The bimbo's b...
Bite Me
2007-12-07 15:45:00
Donald Trump denies leaving a 10 grand tip at a California restaurant. Donald claims the restaurant doctored the $82 receipt. NYP Page Six It just doesn't make sense that the restaurant would do this knowing they'd get busted straight away. Donald hasn't been in the press lately. I think the media whore deliberately did it himself to get press. Did you notice that Fox News anchorbabe Uma Pemmaraju hasn't graced the anchor desk since late October? Why? Simple. She's not a big-boobed bonehead blonde. Boston HeraldHave you caught Fox's new Supreme Court babe Shannon Bream? She and "Fox & Friends" babe Gretchen Carlson were separated at birth. Like Gretchen, Miz Shannon was a beauty queen before she got smart (Miss USA finalist). Unlike Gretchen, Shannon is not a bonehead. The 36-year-old is a lawyer. Her last gig was at WRC TV DC. Wash Post Ultimate News BabesFor 10 grand the annoying, cloying NBC Today show media slut Ann Curry will jump off a bridge to pimp the new segment ...
What Would Jesus Do?
2007-12-07 01:55:00
About dumb as a brick ABC "The View's" Sherri Shepherd. The bonehead raised eyebrows in September when she insisted the Earth was flat. Later she claimed she really knew the Earth is round but she was flustered. Get yourself out of this one, Sherri. Miz Sherri blurted on the air yesterday that Jesus and Christianity were around before the Greeks. Watch the Huff Post vid here. Jesus would roll the stone himself in front of your tomb.
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