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How Do You Make Boner Pills Better?
2008-04-24 20:28:00 Dip those little blue bastards in chocolate of course! Tibor Liska was indicted by a federal judge on mail fraud charges for selling a food supplement called “Boom”. Apparently Boom was just chocolate laced with Viagra and some herbs. Tibor was mailing some 12,000 packets a month to countries like the U.S., Australia, Japan, Argentina, Russia and a few others. I guess the problem was the Boom was marketed as a plant-based food supplement. Tibor’s company didn’t bother to mention that it contained boner medicine that requires a prescription and could have side effects like a four hour boner. Original Story: Yahoo News
Backflip Boner
2008-04-15 21:30:00 I love gymnastics tricks gone wrong. I don’t know if this quite qualifies as gymnastics, but the talent is there. He just needs to try that one a few more times and I’m confident he’ll stick the landing. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Backflip Boner", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-backflip-boner/" });
Ham Boner
2008-03-03 15:19:00 Just WHAT does annoying Mary Katharine Ham not get about this billboard? Townhall.com Miz MK whines: "I just can't get my head around the message." It's not for YOUR head, sweetie.
By: Chickaboomer
What Would Jesus Do With A Boner?
2008-01-12 00:10:00 A Chinese-born artist named Terence Koh has created a plaster sculpture that depicts Jesus with a raging boner. That is him in the center surrounded by 73 other figures that range from Michelangelo?s David to ET. The artwork is going to be displayed in the U.K. and evangelical Christian groups are outraged about it. Here ...
Poor Matt umm Boner is it?
2007-12-12 11:43:00 Life must be pretty easy backing up Tim Duncan. Not too much pressure or responsibility. Just come in, play your 15 minutes a game, go sit on the bench, and at the end of the season go get your championship ring. Seems simple enough….unless your name is Matt Bonner. I’m sure Matt was ridiculed a lot growing up for having a last name so close to the underrated word “boner”, so by now at age 27 he’s probably used to this sort of thing. Yes, you guessed it, Matt was mistakenly called Matt Boner in a photo caption. Specifically, the correction points out: ATTENTION EDITORS: Matt Bonner #15 of the San Antonio Spurs was incorrectly identified as Matt Boner within the captions of the following photos: GYI0051088925.jpg GYI0051088947.jpg GYI0051088955.jpg We apologize for any inconvenience. Corrected versions will follow. The fact that a retraction was issued has to be somewhat disconcerting for Matt. I mean how many people do you think really noticed ...
By: ShakedownSports
Ouch...Tlusty's boner finds way onto internet!
2007-11-15 02:06:00 19-year old Maple Leafs prospect Jiri Tlusty is in a little bit of a of a raunchy mess, as pictures of him showing off his boner taken with his camera phone are all over the internet (and the one you see here is one of the milder ones).They were, however removed due to potential legal action by the Leafs organization, claiming that the webiste invaded Tlusty's private life, and they had no right to broadcast the pictures he took of himself, since they are "his property".And they're right, and thank God they're gone (since a reader had the bright idea of sending me the pics by email), but sadly, I've read they're still splattered here and there on the net.Originally reported by Is This Happening?, a Canadian-based online gossip website, Tlustly reportedly took several pictures of himself stripped down, posted them on his facebook account and emailed them to this girl he apparently liked, to give her more than just a small glimpse of his body.They were taken last year, according ...
Boner
2007-10-15 16:58:00 Inadvertent weather graphic gives new meaning to "extended forecast."
By: Chickaboomer
Mary Kate Olsen: ?A Boner is Part of God?s Love Too?
2007-09-11 16:29:00 Mary-Kate Olsen on the Showtime series ‘Weeds‘ plays ?good Christian girl? Tara Lindman, Silas? (played by Hunter Parrish) new love interest. Mary-Kate?s character utters to Parrish?s character: ?I can see your boner. Don?t be embarrassed. That?s part of God?s love too.? Share This
By: Gone Hollywood
Little Tommy's Boner
2007-08-28 14:52:00 Rat-a-tat-tat! The banging on the back door could only mean one thing, Tommy was here to play with Jimmy. Without waiting for an answer, Tommy popped open the screen door and marched into the kitchen. "Jimmy around," he asked? "I'm sorry, Tom, but Jimmy and his dad went shopping for a new bike," replied Marion Overton, "he should be home in an hour or so if you care to wait." The eighteen year old stood in the middle of the kitchen and pondered for a few seconds and answered back, "Yeah, I will wait, is it okay if I watch television in the basement," he asked? "Sure," she replied, "go right on down, I'll tell Jimmy you're here as soon as he gets back!" Tommy slipped quietly down the stairs, picked up the remote and flicked on the set, and in seconds he had tuned into a cable channel that was showing a steamy sex video. Looking around to make sure no one else was around, he pulled out his pecker and slowly began jerking it off to the hot scenes on the screen. He and Jimmy spent ho...
Don?t Mess with Donkey
2007-08-09 17:37:00 This guy is stupid. Donkey owns him with his mega boner. Fuctweb - Share This
Baseball Oddities [J. Mark English]
2007-08-04 01:01:00 Baseball is a unique sport. Unlike most other sports, every baseball game offers see something you've never seen before. Take for example the Cincinnati Reds second baseman, Brandon Phillips, who stole two bases yesterday on the same play. This from Michael Phillips of MLB.com:During the fourth inning of a 7-2 loss to the Nationals, Phillips was on first base when left-handed hitter Adam Dunn came to the plate. Nationals first baseman Dmitri Young held Phillips on the base while the rest of the defense shifted over one position, leaving third baseman Ryan Zimmerman in the position normally occupied by the shortstop. Phillips noticed this formation often, and had been plotting to steal two bases at just the right opportunity.So yea, thats pretty strange. In basketball you can shoot a hoop in a multitude of ways. No doubt, you'll see some impressive shots, but on the score card, even if you made a half court shot, it still goes down as a three point field goal. Baseball is pr...
By: American Legends
BONER TEKN?K
2007-07-05 00:00:00 m?knat?s.sanayi tekerlekleri, kompresörler, hava stoperleri
By: Kuzey Ruzgari
John Legend + Boner
2007-07-03 21:59:00 Hahahahaha…. JL couldn’t handle himself when he brought this girl up on stage: Do it do it. Source
By: THE RAD REPORT
iPhone Week is Here! Let the Boner Popping Begin!
2007-06-26 01:34:00 The yellow arrows to the right are pointing at the first two douches to get in line for an iPhone at the Apple store in Manhattan. Keep in mind it is only Monday. That means these two jackasses have got about 100 hours to go before they get their dick beaters on a brand new ...
Tony Soprano: Take Your Boner Somewhere Else
2007-06-11 14:31:00 Now that you've been dumped in Witness Protection Program Land with me. Yes, I've slunk back from New York. Hold on! I'm comin'!!!!!
By: Chickaboomer
SOME BONER
2007-06-07 06:58:00 UN-BREAKING NEWS? Are you following the story about the guy who had a sports drink, went to bed for the night and woke up with a “woody?” So, maybe no “big deal,” but somehow he managed to maintain the thing for two years, and now he’s suing the beverage manufacturer. I dunno, for me, there’s just ...
By: OuteasY
CARBONEROS -LA IDENTIDAD EN LA MEMORIA-
2007-05-06 18:21:00 Cuadernos de Cazarabet nos informa de la presentación del documental CARBONEROS: Se realizara mañana en la Biblioteca de Aragón, calle Dr. Cerrada numero 22, de Zaragoza a las 19.15 Presentación del documental CARBONEROS -La identidad en la memoria...
By: MOSICA Y PAROLAS
Google Search: Grinding Boner
2007-05-01 23:25:00 I came across something this weekend that I thought was pretty funny. Like most websites we use a couple of different tools to track the traffic that comes into Tasty Booze. One of those tools shows us where people have come from. For example Bored Dude has a link to Tasty Booze on their referral ...
Feel as Good as a Boner Mix
2007-04-27 17:46:00 It?s hard to believe I haven?t written anything since SXSW 2007, otherwise known as the 2007 Bad Hair Convention. It?s been the perfect storm for me ? four out of town trips, long hours at the office, and a recent move, all punctuated by some sort of severe case of malaria/scurvy that I?m just getting ... |
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