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Pamela Anderson Is From Canada
2008-06-10 00:30:00 No, today is not some sort of Canada Day at TastyBooze. But I saw these pictures of Pamela Anderson, one of Canada’s finest exports (although she had to import her breasts, if you know what I mean), representing the red-and-white Maple Leaf on The Superficial and thought it was a good pairing with the news ...
Canadians Love Their Beer, Eh
2008-06-09 19:25:00 Canadians get shit for a number of reasons, maybe that’s what leads them to drinking so much alcohol or it could just be that there isn’t much else to do when it’s cold as fuck outside 10 months of the year. The Canadian Press (Canada’s version of the Associated Press, I assume) is reporting today that ...
Golf Course Pissing Just Got Easy
2008-06-07 20:00:00 I have never understood golf courses. They love to send cute chicks around to sell you beer, but if they catch you watering their foliage after you’ve had 4 or 5 beers they get their panties all in a bunch. As a result booze loving golfers end up in a jam. You can’t pee outside ...
Calvin Schmidtke: the Booze Wins
2008-06-06 05:04:00 Lets face it sports people aren't famous for their intelligence : and here is the latest idiot from football: Calvin Schmidtke has lost his contract because of his multiple pending criminal charges. Idiot: even if the law hadnt caught up with him how did he expect to stay fit enough to be a quarter back while consuming that a15 Zoom(s)
Man Charged With DWI on Cruzin Cooler
2008-06-05 21:17:00 The Man has struck again. Although TastyBooze was originally all over the Cruzin Cooler a couple months ago, we suggested driving it to parties, not home from them. Well, that’s what Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr did over the Memorial Day Weekend. After having a couple beverages, he was seen cruisin’ on top of his Cruzin Cooler ...
London Booze Ban sparks Tube Chaos
2008-06-05 01:03:00 The ban on alcohol on the London Tube has sparked a massive final party which led to multiple arrests and tube stations being closed on the last day that alcohol could legally be consumed on London's public transport. What a shame that England is going the way of the US in their puritanical approach to booze. Much more effe17 Zoom(s)
?Douchebag? Party Canceled Before It Pops-Off
2008-06-04 21:00:00 What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category. For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last ...
Breaking Booze: No More Drinking On Subway
2008-06-04 20:00:00 London officials decided recently that it was no longer legal to drink alcohol while riding the city’s subway system because of the resulting “antisocial behavior” and “minor crime”. I guess my first question would be, why was this OK in the first place? But since it was OK, and then later banned, I ...
Know Your Booze!
2008-06-03 03:37:00 89%DRUNKARD I guess I did rather well. How about you? Leave your score in the comments. alcohol quiz
By: Miss Cellania
Blotto Bye-Bye to Booze On the Tube
2008-06-01 04:59:00 LONDON, May 31 -- Pete Duffell stood on the subway platform late Saturday, swigging a cold beer and ready to party.
By: Get rich
Old Man Attempts Beer Pong Slam Dunk
2008-05-26 00:34:00 The thought of slam dunking during a beer pong game has probably crossed the minds of many who have played. In fact, yesterday Diggles and I were representing on the beer pong table during a BBQ pre-funk, and it crossed my mind after a few too many frustrating throws were effected by the wind. The ...
Memorial Day: Time For Grilling & Chilling
2008-05-23 19:24:00 Diggles, I don’t care if you have to weld them yourself but if you don’t have a couple of these at your BBQ tomorrow I am going to be severly disappointed. By “disappointed” I mean that I will call you a derogatory name and then proceed to get piss-ass drunk. Product Page
Simon Cowell Off The Booze To Save The Beer Belly
2008-05-19 08:24:00 X Factor judge, Simon Cowell, has reportedly given up alchoholic drinks in a bid to beat the middle aged beer belly. Fellow Britain?s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan, 43, told The Daily Star: ?After the show we normally go and chat in the green room. ?The conversation usually involves me tormenting Simon, him tormenting me and Amanda ...
By: Unreality TV
R/C Booze Cruze
2008-05-18 11:08:00 Are you cruisin' for a boozin'? The only drinking and driving you should be doing this Christmas is with the radio controlled Booze Cruze. Simply fill up with your choice of tipple and drive it over through the obstacle course and enjoy your reward. £16.95.Available Here Original article: R/C Booze Cruze
By: podflower.com
Bikini lines promote Brazilian booze
2008-05-12 23:00:00 These ads for Cabana Cachaçam decided to skip over the usual tag line of "the national spirit of Brazil" in favor of a more prominent type of "line". Speaking of the one-piece-bikini tan lines of course, the series seems to be a better promotion of waxing your privates than having some hooch.
When Children Drink
2008-05-07 20:00:00 Mom: So cute! Look, he?s wearing a bandana, and he?s holding a beer just like daddy. A cigarette, kids can?t smoke! Hahahahaha. Abused child: (tears welling behind terrible sunglasses) Mom: Oh, I wish daddy was still here. I remember when he used to fix his bike in the kitchen, and make fun of me ...
Booze before Brownies?
2008-05-07 00:00:00 This has been a real shit day ! It started with the alarm going off an hour late because we forgot to set it last night and it hasn?t gotten any better. To make this day last even longer I have to take Allison to a Brownie meeting this evening from 6:30 to 7:30 and I have no way of getting out of it. Not when my daughter is this weeks troop speaker and has plans to talk all about her trip to Europe. I guess it would make me a pretty bad mom if I made her miss that because I am having a bad day. How bad of a mom would I be if I showed up at Brownies smelling of booze? Would that be any better? Nah, I guess I can suck it up and race home and get my self together, splash some water on my face and throw some jeans on before her meeting. She only has one more meeting after tonight and then the troop is done for the year.
Drunk Guys Falling Down Today
2008-05-06 19:00:00 During my morning work break - you know, those 15 minutes you take to search through your favorite sports/celebrity/gossip/video/p-orn sites before hunkering down on the job until lunch - I came across two videos, both of which involved drunks falling down. First, a classic with a drunk twist, involves a guy attempting to get on a ...
Top 125 Places to Drink Some Tasty Booze
2008-05-01 17:30:00 All About Beer Magazine published a list of 125 Places to Have a Beer Before You Die. The list seems to be pretty thorough, although the top is heavily populate with Euro trash European establishments, the good ol’ U.S. of A. represents at the No. 1 spot with the Great American Beer Festival in Denver, ...
The 10 Unmanliest Drinks In The World
2008-05-01 16:00:00 A couple of weeks ago Holy Taco put together a list of the 11 manliest cocktails in the world. We thought we would take it the other way and put together a list of the ten drinks you shouldn’t be caught dead with. Whether you are out with the boys or trying to scam on ...
A Bar Hopping 20-Something v2
2008-04-28 21:00:00 Another weekend, another night on the town. No surprise. If you remember from v1 of this series (A Bar Hopping 20-Something), weekends are exclusively reserved for bar activity with the guys. Anyways, I like to call this episode “Girl Fight”. It started out as a pretty standard night for myself, T Miz and the rest ...
Greatest Mini-Mart In The World
2008-04-27 21:14:00 Boones Farm and Mad Dog 20/20 as far as the eye can see. It’s a thing of beauty. You wouldn’t expect to find the greatest mini-mart in the world in a small town like Ellensburg, WA but that is where it is. The Happy Market is the one stop shop for anything and everything you could ...
Amy Winehouse + booze = HEADBUTT RAMPAGE
2008-04-24 09:00:00 Saying that Amy Winehouse fell off the wagon would be a gross understatement. She basically turned into the Incredible Drinking Hulk, smashed the wagon to pieces then downed a water silo filled with Jack Daniels. And, judging by her activities last night, that's probably the most accurate metaphor to ever be written since the invention of...
Good News For All Tasty Boozers
2008-04-22 21:00:00 For as long as I can remember people have been telling me that I shouldn’t drink and antibiotic. Well it turns out that’s a complete load of bullshit. Dr Keith Hopcroft, GP, recently wrote an article for the TimesOnline debunking the top 10 medical myths and mixing alcohol and antibiotics happened to be one of ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Good News For All Tasty Boozers", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-good-news-for-all-tasty-boozers-/" });
Lindsay Lohan Loves Booze
2008-04-22 17:06:00 Photo from Claude Pate (Not a photo from the weekend, just FYI) Ya know how Lindsay Lohan was in rehab for all those weeks in Park City, Utah for her boozin’ habit? Well apparently she didn’t learn anything. Lindsay Lohan loves the booze. On Sunday at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square, (Sunday ...
By: Daily Brew
Jessica Simpson loves her booze
2008-04-19 04:31:00 Do you remember a couple of weeks ago when Jessica Simpson when into the hospital for what was called a kidney infection? Well reports are coming out that the busty blonde that make awful movies might have boozed her way into the hospital. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” ...
By: Celebridiot
Drunk Fails To Notice Stabbing?Of Himself
2008-04-19 00:21:00 Yuri Lyalin, a Russian electrician, was out drinking vodka with some co-workers when an argument broke out. One of his co-workers, a watchman, ended up stabbing him in the back with a six inch kitchen knife. Yuri was so goddamn drunk he failed to notice the wound and passed out in the watchman’s office. When ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Drunk Fails To Notice Stabbing…Of Himself", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-drunk-fails-to-notice-stabbingo-f-himself/" });
Garter Belt Flask - Sorority Girls & Bridesmaids Everywhere Rejoice
2008-04-18 21:23:00 Check out this little slice of genius. A garter belt with a small pouch that holds a 2 oz flask. Nothing says class like hiding booze under your dress, but don’t let your imagination stop you at just the booze. As the company website suggests you can also use the pouch for “cigs, lipstick, keys ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Garter Belt Flask - Sorority Girls & Bridesmaids Everywhere Rejoice", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-garter-belt-flask-sorority-girl-s-bridesmaids-everywhere-rejoic-e/" });
HILLARY CLINTON IS A BOOZE HOUND?
2008-04-16 10:00:00 Is the former First Lady and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton a booze hound? Watch Senator Clinton down whiskey shots and beer chasers! Classy...See Hillary throw back the beers like she's at a frat house party. Hillary makes sure to tell everyone she's having fun and is not driving before she throws back and downs her booze. Click here to watch the video. Barack Obama called Hillary Clinton's beer drinking and whiskey swillin' stunt a staged photo op. Is it possible that Hillary Clinton is a lush? It was mentioned on Fox in the clip that Hillary's behavior was " typical". The correspondents stated "She will sit down with reporters at the end of the day and have a drink either red wine or blue moon. Hillary is no stranger to late night drinks with the press and her staff." We found a few instances on video when Hillary is caught conducting interviews with the press sounding intoxicated and holding a beer in her hand. photo source Watch S...
By: Binside TV
PRINCE HARRY'S WILD BOOZE FILLED NIGHT
2008-04-15 01:01:00 Britain's royal Prince William dropped his trousers during a 72-hour booze-fuelled stag party for his cousin Peter Phillips over the weekend.The Prince got so drunk on the first night of the boys only trip to Britain's Isle of Wight, which was held to celebrate Peter's impending marriage to Autumn Kelly, he flashed his blue boxer shorts during a drinking game at his exclusive hotel in the early Saturday morning. In the evening, William's brother Prince Harry got the party started when the 23-strong group, who boarded a ferry from Southampton to Cowes on Friday morning, headed to the Anchor pub. Local Sophie Beak told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I was sitting watching the band when Harry came over holding a funnel and a pint of beer and said I had to have a drink. "He put the funnel in my mouth and began pouring lager down it, but after two gulps I had to give up. He laughed, gave me a big hug and told me to have a good night."At one point the night took a nasty turn when the ...
D-Bag Of The Week Hates Beer
2008-04-11 20:30:00 Californian Assemblyman Jim Beall Junior is no Mr. Cool Ice, but he surely is deserving of being the Douche Bag of the Week. The Democrat from the San Jose area has proposed a tax on beer that would raise more than $2 billion for costs associated with alcohol-related emergencies like traffic accidents, beer goggles domestic ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "D-Bag Of The Week Hates Beer", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-d-bag-of-the-week-hates-beer/"- });
Don?t Drink and Photo: But Who Tagged That Ass?
2008-04-10 19:45:00 Follow the jump to see the rest of the action. original photos from (NSFW) xpotting.com SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Don’t Drink and Photo: But Who Tagged That Ass?", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-dont-drink-and-photo-but-who-ta-gged-that-ass/" });
Drunk Man Crossing A Tough Bridge
2008-04-10 14:45:00 I think this one would be hard for me even if I was sober, but forget about it if I’m drunk. No handrails is rough. I wonder how far out the crocs are? SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Drunk Man Crossing A Tough Bridge", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-drunk-man-crossing-a-tough-brid-ge/" });
Antipoleez Let?s You Hide Your Boozing Habit
2008-04-10 00:16:00 Unlike breath fresheners and gum AntiPoleez does not just mask the unwanted odor with heavy mint or fruit sent, it eliminates it and does not leave any other. The unique combination of components work to increase the consumption of odor producing molecules by the epithelium of the mucous coat of the upper respiratory passages resulting ...
Tasty Booze Wants You, Actually Your MySpace Skills
2008-04-09 17:00:00 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Tasty Booze Wants You, Actually Your MySpace Skills", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-tasty-booze-wants-you-actually--your-myspace-skills/" });
Cheap Booze Shoplifter: ?You?re calling the cops over four beers??
2008-04-08 03:00:00 Who out there hasn?t, while gazing upon some luxury item that is beyond one?s means ? a bottle of fine perfume perhaps, or a lady-in-a-bikini bottle opener ? thought, ?Would that it could be mine, but alas, I don?t have the requisite funds. If only I had the guts to steal it.? Barring a stint in our teens during which we may or may not have stolen anything that wasn?t nailed down, however, most of us feel that shoplifting is wrong ? even when it?s a big corporation that couldn?t possibly miss one little item ? or we just don?t want to be embarrassed by being hauled into some backroom and put under the bright lights for an interrogation by mall cops, so we either go without or go into debt when it comes to the things we want. Call it nature, nurture, or Florida, but some people are unrepentant when it comes to availing themselves of the five-finger discount. A woman in Crestview Florida walked into a Tom Thumb 81 grocery store on Sunday, went straight for the cooler, pulled out ...
By: The Shark Guys
[Sad] UK government to make supermarkets charge more for cheap booze to sto
2008-04-05 21:01:00 Daily Mail
A Bar Hopping 20-Something
2008-03-31 20:00:00 Friday and Saturday nights are very sacred in the life of a single male in his 20’s. They are and forever will be reserved exclusively for hitting the bars with the guys. No negotiations. No dates, no movies, no poker night, etc. Those things were all created in order to get ...
Junk On Top Of A Trunk
2008-03-31 19:30:00 Or maybe this is just junk on top of junk. I mean, the Toyota MR2 was a pretty sweet ride back in the day but the nostalgia has probably worn out. Once you realize you can’t put a cooler in the trunk (or a dead hooker for that matter), talk about a huge red-flag to ...
Table-Top Beer Tap: It?s About Time!
2008-03-26 17:30:00 Jeff Libby was probably thinking a thought that every guy has had while at a bar: “This long line and busy bartender is never going to get me a beer, why can’t they just put at tap at my table?” Well, the dream is alive my friends! Mr. Libby has made it happen, the Table-Top Beer ...
[Amusing] Even as 911 dispatchers party with booze and pose for pictures wi
2008-03-21 22:09:00 The Morning Call
Digging that Bronze Age Booze Find
2008-03-19 14:00:00 If Darwin were alive today, he?d be 200 years old and fielding questions about how he cheated death, perhaps on the daytime talk circuit. He would've also born witness to the 'my great aunt was Irish and now I'm going to sport a fatuous plastic hat that I can later vomit into' that passes for St Patrick's Day on these shores.Observing such debauchery would leave little doubt in anyone's mind (unless you?re Mike Huckabee) that humans are basically just like other animals. One of us actually witnessed a trail of vomit that spanned the entire length of a subway car, and though we?re not gastroenterologists, judging by the puke?s fluid state, whoever did that should likely see one?or at least supplement their diet with a bit of fiber, perhaps all-bran. By archaeological accounts, humans, prior to sullying mass transit and other public places with their innards, have been getting blotto for nearly 6000 years. The Bronze Age was a time, not only of unheeded dermatological warnings ...
By: The Shark Guys
Drink Of The Week - Rattlesnake Vodka
2008-03-18 23:30:00 Everyone has heard of the worm in tequilla but a fucking rattlesnake in vodka!? This tasty little concoction that you see below was put together by Bayou Bob?s Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch. It looks like he took some brand of off-the-shelf vodka and dropped in a 10 inch baby rattlesnake. If you were hoping to ...
It's Booze Time!
2008-03-18 06:48:00 Bedside Booze Dispenser Price: £12.99This is a perfect gift for the true blue alcoholic! Imagine drinking yourself to sleep every night. If that sounds good to you, you need one in your bedroom today!The Bedside Booze dispenser comes with the following items...* Removable vinyl stickers for your glasses* Rubber tubing* Flow regulator* Glass container* Stainless steel stand* Medical dispensing pointYou'll never have to go thirsty again! The Bedside Booze Dispenser is available exclusively at BoysStuff.co.uk.
By: A Tattooed Blog
Booze 101: A (Not-So-)Brief History Of Bourbon Whiskey......
2008-03-16 01:37:00 Like that title? I'm sure some of you are probably thinking, "Too bad they didn't offer course in college? I would've passed with flying colors." Hahahahaha. But this little history lesson isn't about recording one's own personal drinking history. LOL! It's about the history of booze itself, more specifically Bourbon whiskey.As a continuation on the previous post's theme, I decided it would fitting to write a little piece on the history of Bourbon whiskey, & in the process, learn something about a subject that, only just moments ago, I'd professed to know next to nothing about. Have to say that I learned a lot through my research. And no, not THAT kind of research! ;-) I mean actual research, as in books & online references.OK, so let's start with the basics. Many of you might already know that Bourbon whiskey is frequently associated with Kentucky, & other parts of the South. You might also know that it's typically distilled from grains like corn, ...
Thought Bubble: I Kind Of Fucked Up This Eddie Murphy Thing. Yay, booze!
2008-03-15 15:29:00 Photos: INFDaily.com More photos of Melanie Brown in a bikini are after the jump.
Butch Harmon peeved that John Daly prefers booze to golf
2008-03-12 15:26:00 Butch Harmon finally booted John Daly out of his stable of high-profile professional golfers after Daly ?made a circus? out of the PODS Championship. The last straw for Harmon was pulled as Daly was seen carousing behind a Hooters tent during ...
The Liver Is Evil, It Must Be Punished
2008-03-06 19:00:00 You are on your third liver do you: A) Stop drinking. B) Cut back to only a couple of drinks a night. C) Get your third DUI with a .40 BAC. Robert Shumaker, 47, was found in his car pulled over on the side of the road and completely incoherent. When asked to perform a field sobriety test Mr. ...
Drunk Driver Busted Driving A Car Missing A Wheel
2008-02-26 19:43:00 It is one thing to drive drunk but it is a whole other ballgame to drive drunk while your car is missing a goddamn wheel. I mean it’s not like a car missing a wheel is exactly incon-fucking-spicuous. Patrick Ho stopped at a grocery store, probably to pick up some brew, and a store employee ...
Wife Wins ?Who Is Too Drunk To Drive Argument? By Default
2008-02-22 19:42:00 If you are drunk and run over your drunk wife with the car then you have officially lost the “who is to drunk to drive” argument. Richard and Becky Zubowicz were driving home at about 11 p.m. when they pulled over in grocery store parking lot. They both got out of the vehicle and began to ... |
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