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Bipasha Basu wears burkha for the first time
2010-05-12 20:35:00 Bipasha Basu wore a burkha for the first time. Apart from this, she also experimented with her hairstyle and changed the colour of her eyes. The actress plays a character called Aziza, who is a modern politically active and aware, Kashmiri girl. Bips says, “She is not dainty so don’t expect a Kashmir-ki-kali kind of look.” In the ... Related posts:Ranbir – Bipasha spotted having fun together at nightspot John-Bipasha Split!!!! Bipasha had a bad day!!
Liberalism, Islam style!
2007-11-24 18:09:00 h/t LOLJesus.com Aw man, this sort of stuff should appear on our blog first!
Preity went in a burkha just for SRK
2007-08-16 09:55:00 Patriotic Preity Zinta slipped into a cinema hall to whistle and cheer for Shah Rukh Khan in his new film.Mallika Sherawat famously wore one last year to dodge the media when she was coming out of the airport in Mumbai from a foreign jaunt.And singer Himesh Reshamiyya daringly got into one last month to slip into the Ajmer Sharif dargah incognito. We are talking about the burkha.Which the attractive Preity Zinta wore on Independence Day eve so as not to attract attention when she went into a Bandra cinema hall to see Shah Rukh Khan’s hit movie Chak De India with the junta.Preity tells the story, “I could have seen the movie in the safety and comfort of a multiplex, but to gauge the reaction of the audience, I had to sit among the masses.I went along with my mom and cousin, hidden in a burkha, and because nobody could see me, I was at my buoyant best!”According to the vivacious actress, in her disguise, she was able to scream, whistle and cheer along with the ...
The Blue Burkha song!
2007-07-23 05:56:00 This is bizzare! Frickin Germans! The accent sounds a little like fobby indians’ too, though.
School photograph of Hijabans
2007-06-24 19:36:00 The intuition behind the Hijab (and the more extreme case, the Burka) is that the woman will be seen for her personality, and not her looks (something stupid like that). Well we here at Towelianism wanted to see how that would turn out. Here’s one such example.
Affects of economic development on Muslims
2007-05-26 23:27:00 As you can see that the women in Afghanistan are suffering: See? They are wearing the third world naqaab! Hopefully with the aid of NATO, the country will soon progress into a booming economy and with it, bring a truly 1st world fashion sense, transforming the above into: Let us all bray that all women in the world ...
Off Like a Prom Burkha
2007-05-05 16:31:00 Author: Jules Crittenden Saudi women stripping on the Internet. Because they just can?t take that gunnysack thing any more: ?Behind closed doors and far from any supervising eyes, they remove their shame and turn their backs on all customs and traditions. Girls display their bodies in chat rooms on the Internet, in most cases, free of charge. As soon as one of these girls places the camera in front of her, she begins to strip, displaying her seductive charms to more than 300 young men of different ages.?h/t SolomoniaView Original Article
By: Munaeem's Blog
Is a sense of humor allowed in Islam?
2007-05-02 00:38:00 Luckily for the forehead-slamming, pious-to-the-degree-of-being-co-nstipated-prudes, the answer is a resounding yes! This gem of a find gave us the answer. And as always with Islam, nothing is “allowed” without a bit but following it. For example, the above pdf document explains that you are allowed to, as a Muslim, have a sense of humor, BUT you ...
George Carlin on religion
2007-05-01 23:08:00 Almost everything he says applies to Islam as well. Muslim “scholars” and clergy also hunger for money.
Hilarious Brooklyn-er abusing Muslims
2007-05-01 17:30:00 Introducing the “Big Man” from Brooklyn. Rabidly racist + absolutely abusive = Tear jerker-hilarious!!!
?Islamosapien? behavior
2007-05-01 07:54:00 For those of you not familiar with the term ?Islamosapien?, it?s a Towelie term used to describe fanatical anti-human behavior among some Muslims. Here are 10 ways to know that you are a ?Islamosapien? You refused to shake hands with a female human, and if by some rare event this happens, ...
Women, know thy limits!
2007-04-30 00:40:00 First, watch this video: and then check this actual video out, made by an Arab Muslim: What this guy said and did is considered a preposterous and hilarious joke in the non-Muslim, progressive and civilized world! How they can remain so backwards as to actually try to propagate their misogynistic beliefs is beyond our understanding! Though we ...
Top Ten Signs You?re a Typical Muslim
2007-04-28 02:40:00 Shamelessly plagiarized and modified from www.EvilBible.com But we couldn’t resist! Why should only Christians be the butt of the joke!? In any case, I’m sure the following don’t apply to the typical Muslim reading our blog. We’re hoping most who come here are the smart ones! 10 - You vigorously deny the existence ...
Some Muslims are in denial
2007-04-27 20:12:00 Every now and then we Towelians come across some “chumpoos” (silly people), who are in total and absolute denial of reality. For example, I told this guy that I am an apostate of Islam and he denied the possibility that anyone could leave Islam! :D What’s more amazing is the way in which he denied it: “Abd ...
Pakistanis create Towelian style satire on Islam!
2007-04-27 01:49:00 A Pakistanis theatre group staged a satirical play about the burqa, the all-covering head-to-toe garment worn by conservative Muslim women!!! But alas, extremist Muslims pressured the government to shut it down. But that says something about Pakistani society and about progressive changes in the country!! w00t!
War, what is it good for?
2007-04-26 01:13:00 Our apologies to Bill Watterson for modifying two words in this comic strip. We’re just updating it to the current times! We know you would appreciate it!
?How to convert? - a step by step conversion guide
2007-04-25 23:16:00 For the convenience of our audience(who are probably lazy bastards like me), the guide is in picture format. So you won’t have to do any reading. Unfortunately you might have to do some wrist moving and click this to begin with. But since you’re already here, it’s safe to assume that you’ve probably successfully mastered ...
Muslims polled on terrorism and US foreign policy
2007-04-25 20:41:00 The following are poll results carried out primarily by WorldPublicOpinion.org, a respected public opinion polling company. The numbers tell the truth, which go a long way to ratify our claims that online community is horribly biased against Islam and Muslims. For example, the source of these poll results was the one used by “people biased ...
?Biryani stinking? Muslims & ?cheeseburger wielding? Islamophobes
2007-04-25 00:14:00 There are established World-Views that stubbornly pervert reality to very parochial points of view. In Muslims it is a profoundly deep rooted inferiority complex which we Towelians shall henceforth call the “Biryani stinking” complex (More on this below!). We could have called it the “Falafel snorting” complex but in light of the extreme anti-Arabism going ...
Why worship God?
2007-04-22 01:12:00 I’ve never understood why theists (especially Muslims) worship God. If you’re a theist, then I implore you to come to my “rescue” and tell me why it is so important to worship God. Here are some reasons that might come to your mind, but they are unsatisfactory: “We must worship God because he is the creator.” I can’t see ...
Applause for our viewers!
2007-04-21 22:30:00 Mash-al-Towelie our blog’s been doing so well that we’ve been getting hits from literally all over the world: Data provided by Clustrmaps.com Happily enough we’ve been getting a lot of hits from India and Pakistan! But unfortunately only a few from the Middle East and almost none from North Africa, which are the “Muslim Lands”. We ...
When Hindus wear the burkha
2006-10-02 00:27:02 Are we all gone crazy? India a Secular country or Islamic Country? Malti Laad is looking forward to going shopping with her friends next week. It’s Ramzan after all, and, she points out, “Hamari Diwali bhi to hai.” As the group of veiled women samples the goodies on Mohammed Ali Road, they will help Malti buy what’s on top of her Diwali shopping list: a black burkha. The one she wears now belongs to the school where she teaches. As Malti talks to me inside the school’s air-conditioned audio-visual room, a middle-aged, bearded male enters announcing his presence with a loud “excuse me”. Without a pause in the conversation, Malti pulls down her double-layered naqaab (face veil). As I try to adjust to the pair of kohl-lined eyes that this jovial 23-year-old has suddenly transformed into, the man walks towards us with glasses of water, his head turned firmly away from us. The Al-Jamiatul-Fikriya Islamic English School in central Mumbai, which ... |
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