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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2008-04-14 03:05:00 To let five children into his secret chocolate factory, Willy Wonka makes five golden tickets. And when Charlie Bucket finds one of those winning tickets, he is in for the most fantastic day of his life.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Widescreen Edition) (DVD)
2007-12-28 03:12:00 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Widescreen Edition) (DVD)By Johnny Depp Buy new: $9.99158 utilised and new from $3.00 Customer Rating: First tagged “disney” by Corinne Winterfeld Customer tags: johnny depp(14), comedy(7), childrens ...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2006-08-06 20:09:03 I decided to watch this film with an open mind given I love the original and wondered why anyone could think it needed to be updated. My children and I know the original pretty well so we all sat down and watched this one together. Needless to say, by the end of the movie each of us preferred the earlier version for different reasons. Yet we were all disappointed at the modernisation of the Oompa Loompas - the classic song was gone and replaced with some kind of strange hip hop chorus line. Despite expectations being dampened, it is still an interesting perspective on the classic tale and you do get to find out a lot more about how it is Willy Wonka came to make the best chocolate in the world. Movie reviews, book reviews, theatre reviews
By: Footlight
Roald Dahl -Charlie and the chocolate factory- Augustus Gloop-
2006-01-28 21:49:00 Charlie and the chocolate factoryRoald Dahl (Wales, 1916-1990)Augustus GloopAugustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!The great big greedy nincompoop!How long could we allow this beastTo gorge and guzzle, feed and feastOn everything he wanted to?Great Scott! It simply wouldn't do!However long this pig might live,We're positive he'd never giveEven the smallest bit of funOr happiness to anyone.So what we do in cases suchAs this, we use the gentle touch,And carefully we take the bratAnd turn him into something thatWill give great pleasure to us all?A doll, for instance, or a ball,Or marbles or a rocking horse.But this revolting boy, of course,Was so unutterably vile,So greedy, foul, and infantileHe left a most disgusting tasteInside our mouths, and so in hasteWe chose a thing that, come what may,Would take the nasty taste away.'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is ripeTo send him shooting up the pipe!He has to go! It has to be!'And very soon, he's going to seeInside the room to which he's go...
By: Poemas en ingles
Roald Dahl -Charlie and the chocolate factory- Roald Dahl-
2006-01-28 21:41:00 Charlie and the chocolate factoryRoald Dahl (Wales, 1916-1990)Violet Beauregarde"Dear friends, we surely all agreeThere's almost nothing worse to seeThan some repulsive little bumWho's always chewing chewing gum.(It's very near as bad as thoseWho sit around and pick the nose).So please believe us when we sayThat chewing gum will never pay;This sticky habit's bound to sendThe chewer to a sticky end.Did any of you ever knowA person called Miss Bigelow?This dreadful woman saw no wrongIn chewing, chewing all day long.She chewed while bathing in the tub,She chewed while dancing at her club,She chewed in church and on the bus;It really was quite ludicrous!And when she couldn't find her gum,She'd chew up the linoleum,Or anything that happened near?A pair of boots, the postman's ear,Or other people's underclothes,And once she chewed her boy friend's nose.She went on chewing till, at last,Her chewing muscles grew so vastThat from her face her giant chinStuck out just like a violin.F...
By: Poemas en ingles
Roald Dahl -Charlie and the chocolate factory- Veruca Salt-
2006-01-28 21:33:00 Charlie and the chocolate factoryRoald Dahl (Wales, 1916-1990)Veruca SaltCharlie and the Chocolate Factory)"Veruca Salt, the little brute,Has just gone down the garbage chute,(And as we very rightly thoughtThat in a case like this we oughtTo see the thing completely through,We've polished off her parents, too.)Down goes Veruca! Down the drain!And here, perhaps, we should explainThat she will meet, as she descends,A rather different set of friendsTo those that she has left behind?These won't be nearly so refined.A fish head, for example, cutThis morning from a halibut.'Hello! Good morning! How d'you do?How nice to meet you! How are you?'And then a little further downA mass of others gather round:A bacon rind, some rancid lard,A loaf of bread gone stale and hard,A steak that nobody could chew,An oyster from an oyster stew,Some liverwurst so old and grayOne smelled it from a mile away,A rotten nut, a reeky pear,A thing the cat left on the stair,And lots of other things as well,Eac...
By: Poemas en ingles
Roald Dahl -Charlie and the chocolate factory- Mike Teavee-
2006-01-28 21:17:00 Charlie and the chocolate factoryRoald Dahl (Wales, 1916-1990)Mike TeaveeThe most important thing we've learned,So far as children are concerned,Is never, NEVER, NEVER letThem near your television set?Or better still, just don't installThe idiotic thing at all.In almost every house we've been,We've watched them gaping at the screen.They loll and slop and lounge about,And stare until their eyes pop out.(Last week in someone's place we sawA dozen eyeballs on the floor.)They sit and stare and stare and sitUntil they're hypnotised by it,Until they're absolutely drunkWith all the shocking ghastly junk.Oh yes, we know it keeps them still,They don't climb out the window sill,They never fight or kick or punch,They leave you free to cook the lunchAnd wash the dishes in the sink?But did you ever stop to think,To wonder just exactly whatThis does to your beloved tot?IT ROTS THE SENSES IN THE HEAD!IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD!IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND!IT MAKES A CHILD SO DULL AND B...
By: Poemas en ingles
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