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From Chief Wiggum to Gene Hunt
2008-02-05 13:57:00 Back in the day when British policemen wore helmets inspired by mammaries, there at least was - what you could call - uniform justice.In spite of now donning different style caps, the police are probably even bigger mammaries than ever before.I was talking to a colleague today and she told me about the occasion when she was stopped and checked in public by the police for evidence of terrorism. Apparently, on no grounds whatsoever, the police searched her, appropriated her bag and emptied it, found a diary and skimmed through it (in search of lines such as "Dear Diary, today I made a failed attempt at detonating a big load of semtex strapped around my waist").In protestation, the respectable young woman asked why the police are searching her for evidence of terrorism. Without any trace of humour, charm or irony (foreign concepts to the modern bobby), they informed her that she was their young, blonde, female quotient.As my young, blonde, female colleague, and I (and everyone else) kn...
By: Sementivae
Chief Wiggum Biography
2008-01-07 05:58:00 Clancy Wiggum was possibly born in Baltimore, Maryland. He mentioned he used to sell ribbons there with his father, Iggy Wiggum. Iggy was a war veteran who died in a parade float accident in 1979, along with Arnie Gumble, Sheldon Skinner, Etch Westgrin, and Griff McDonald, all members of Abe Simpson’s Flying Hellfish. He ...
Chief Wiggums future prediction
2007-12-27 07:32:00 The episode “The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase” lightly suggests that Wiggum’s marriage will eventually dissolve, for reasons unknown, leaving Wiggum to raise Ralph on his own by starting a private investigation business in New Orleans with Principal Skinner, who was born in that city (though this would turn out to be non-canon, as Skinner was actually ...
Chief Wiggums future prediction
2007-12-24 21:47:00 The episode “The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase” lightly suggests that Wiggum’s marriage will eventually dissolve, for reasons unknown, leaving Wiggum to raise Ralph on his own by starting a private investigation business in New Orleans with Principal Skinner, who was born in that city (though this would turn out to be non-canon, as Skinner was actually ...
Police Chief Wiggum: Donuts! I got donuts
2006-12-18 22:30:04 The last post was a little serious and I thought this would be a good way to break up the funeral. cop, donuts, Simpsons, Police Cheif Wiggum, cop, police Technorati Tags: cop, donuts, Simpsons, Police Cheif Wiggum, cop, policeBookmark to:
By: Redonka
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