Chuck Norris Can Blow Bubbles With Beef Jerkey? And Other Funny Google Sear
2009-08-26 23:00:00 There are many things that are certain on the Internet. One of those things is that Chuck Norris is a cyber-idol. Another is that people will never cease to surprise me with how creative they can be. You may or may not know it, but Google offers up some very helpful (and ...
By: JoeTech.com
Chuck Norris saves healthcare (or at least talks about it)
2009-08-12 20:41:00 Texas Ranger Chuck Norris said it better than we ever could.In the eyes of a ranger,The unsuspected strangerHad better know the truth of wrong from right.Now, the guy who can supposedly (read: definitely) heal the world with his bare hands is blasting the Democratic Party's proposal for healthcare reform at townhall.com."What I discovered is that there are indeed dirty little secrets buried deep within the 1,000-plus page health care bill.''There's Chuck Norris the Republican and then there's CHUCK NORRIS. We don't have space to cover 1,000 pages, but @redeyechicago we have space to ask for your thoughts on how Chuck Norris should fix health care. @bradsmit Wind from one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick eliminates 85% of the germs in the...
Far-Right Winger And Birther Chuck Norris Sends Insincere ?Happy Birtday? W
2009-08-05 03:55:00 44’s 48th Brings More Of The Wackos Out Of The Woodwork… Dear Chuck “Charlie” Norris, Thank you so much for your well-wishes for my 48th birthday celebration and please keep up the great work, Sir! Without you keeping the “Birthers” stirred up, loud, proud and... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
Video de la vida de Chuck Norris
2009-03-31 13:37:00 El otro dia pudimos contactar con Chuck Norris y conseguimos una buena entrevista de su vida, gracias a dios, nadie sufrio heridas, ni se quedo ciego, ni paralitico os dejamos este video... [[ Esto es un pequeño resumen, pulsa en el enlace para poder ver el video. ]]
Super Chuck Norris bros
2009-03-28 20:10:00 Jajajaja menudo video mas bueno me he encontrado en Youtube. Todos conoceis el juego de Mario Bros ¿verdad? pues imaginaros si en vez de ser el protagonista Mario, fuese Chuck Norris. ¿Como creeis... [[ Esto es un pequeño resumen, pulsa en el enlace para poder ver el video. ]]
Chuck Norris TV Ad Obama Campaign Threatens Legal Action VIDEO
2008-10-28 18:57:00 Chuck Norris: An Outlaw's Worst Nightmare?Obama Campaign Threatens Legal Action Over NRA AdsFairfax, VA-Sen. Barack Obama's presidential campaign has sent threatening letters to news agencies in Pennsylvania and Ohio to stop airing ads exposing his anti-gun record sponsored by the National Rifle Association Political Victory Fund (NRA-PVF).The kicker? NRA-PVF's Ohio?s ads have not yet begun running.?Barack Obama and his campaign are terrified of the truth,? declared Chris W. Cox, Chairman of NRA-PVF. ?Sen. Obama's statements and support for restricting access to firearms, raising taxes on guns and ammunition and voting against the use of firearms for self-defense in the home are a matter of public record. NRA-PVF will make sure that everyone knows of Obama's abysmal record on guns and hunting.?The Obama campaign sent cease and desist letters to news outlets in Pennsylvania and Ohio, denouncing the ads and demanding their removal from the airwaves. All stations where NRA-PVF has...
La cámara de Chuck Norris
2008-10-02 16:39:00 La Rollei X-8 Sports está hecha para resistirlo todo. Agua, frío, grandes profundidades? Y para prueba de ello el sello de calidad de Chuck Norris, sello indiscutible de durabilidad Vía |NPC SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "La cámara de Chuck Norris", url: "http://www.paranoias.es/la-cam-ara-de-chuck-norris/" });
Chuck Norris Facts
2008-09-08 14:05:00 Vor einiger Zeit habe ich mal eine Seite mit Chuck Norris Facts angelegt; aber Chuck Norris Fakten sollten nicht auf irgendwo auf einer Subdomain schlummern. Daher gabs gestern endlich eine eigene Domain: http://chuck-norris-facts.net Booya!
By: DiTTES.iNFO BLOG
Chuck Norris fact
2008-06-17 00:35:00 “It doesn’t matter where Chuck Norris sits, Chuck Norris is always at the head of the table.” - Matthew Sweet
Chuck Norris fact
2008-06-17 00:35:00 “It doesn’t matter where Chuck Norris sits, Chuck Norris is always at the head of the table.” - Matthew Sweet
If Chuck Norris Gets the Veeps Spot?
2008-05-21 22:47:00 Chuck has written another article, this time describing what happens if he gets named as Vice President…for either ticket: If he continues to develop nuclear weapons, I will change the last name of the Iranian president from Ahmadinejad to Smith or Johnson — just because I can. For as long as I’m in office, his country will be renamed from “I-ran” to “You’d-better-run.&-#8221; I will force all government leaders and agencies to follow the Constitution and Bill of Rights or deport them immediately to their new “Guantanamo Bay offices” in the newly incorporated U.S. territory of the North Pole. Because America will be a Chucktatorship and because I’m tired of the bickering of partisan politics, I am going to unite the Republicans and Democrats into one party, called the “Republicrats.” In order to slash the deficit, instead of Congress receiving cushy pensions that are more like lotteries, I will turn back the s...
Fist Bumping Rules
2008-05-15 19:00:00 We’ve all done the fist bump. Maybe your team just scored, maybe you just bowled a strike, maybe you just won a rap battle. These are all acceptable times to bump fists with a friend. The picture on the right, however, illustrates a time where it is definitely NOT okay to bump fists. In case you’re ...
[Daves Blog] Not even Chuck Norris is that badass
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Die Top 10 Fuckin#8217; Awesome Moments der alten Indiana Jones Filme. Wie bei einigen anderen Sachen derzeit (GTA IV, Ironman, etc. ) kann ich die Massenhysterie nicht ganz nachvollziehen, ansehen werde ich mir Kingdom of the Crystal ...
By: BlogNews
... chuck norris LOL
2008-05-05 20:05:00 Azi am auzit o faza tare cu Chuck Norris =))..Q: Ce se intampla daca chuck norris intra in apa?A: Se chucknorizeaza apa! :))
By: You Got 'sNap'ed
Chuck Norris May Want to Learn More About Killing People
2008-05-02 08:25:00 Chuck Norris political idiot, in the role of Chuck Norris, Republican policy wonk: If these solutions don’t stop the tides of illegal flow in and out of our borders, a friend of mine has a Texas-tough alternative and answer to replace the government’s virtual fence failure. In fact, he says, we don’t need a security fence ...
Chuck Norris Facts - Mozinor
2008-05-01 22:10:00 Est-ce que tu dors Chuck Norris….je ne dors jamais….j’attend !! :) Merci Mozinor…tu fais mes journées!!
Chuck Norris no SuperDownloads
2008-04-30 21:38:00 Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso ...
By: PutsGrilo!com
Chuck Norris no SuperDownloads
2008-04-30 21:38:00 Parece que o Chuck Norris é mesmo o queridinho da internet. Quando se fala em erro, medo, susto, qualquer coisa, lá está ele. Depois da piada usando o layout do Google, descobri agora que o site SuperDownloads criou uma página de erro 404 - aquela de página não encontrada - bem legal, usando o famoso ...
By: PutsGrilo!com
Chuck Norris is so lame that even teens want to kill him
2008-04-12 15:48:00 According to CBS News: "Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris." The students said the list was a joke, and no weapons were found.
By: Bad Thinking
High School Students Plotted to Kill Chuck Norris
2008-04-11 05:28:00 New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called “hit list” that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Was Walker, Texas Ranger really that bad of a show? I love the “Charlie Brown” font they use in the image above… too funny! The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn’t ...
By: Gone Hollywood
[Asinine] Two NJ teens arrested for hit list that included?..Chuck Norris?
2008-04-10 01:55:00 (phillyburbs.com)
Random Chuck Norris Facts Gadget
2008-04-02 21:55:00 if(showGadget){document.write("-[inline]");}[/inline]Google Gadget Description:Collection of my favorite bullet-proof facts about Chuck Norris :-).Author:Jan AdamovicAdd to iGoogle | Add to your webpage | View Source | About Author
Chuck Norris Remembers Bruce Lee
2008-04-01 15:13:00 Chuck Norris says people want to know one thing - could he have beaten Bruce Lee: Many have opined about the answer. Some even indicted what I haven’t said. For example, contrary to the Toronto Star’s recent report, I have not admitted that I “would be no match for Lee in a real fight.” The truth is Lee was a formidable opponent with a chiseled physique and technique. I totally enjoyed sparring and just spending time with him. He was as charismatic and friendly in the ring and at home as he was on film. His confidence and wit were dazzling and sometimes even debilitating to others — saying things to others, such as: “A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.” Lee was lightning fast, very agile and incredibly strong for his size. He was also a master marketer — a fact demonstrated by his ability to talk the world karate champion at the time (me) into being defeated on-screen! However, many tod...
Chuck Norris Park - Keep on Chuckin’
2008-04-01 05:04:00 Poor Chuck, he’ll do anything to get attention. Even resorting to vandalism. Despite the best and most recent efforts by vandals, the new Albury suburb is nowhere to be found on maps and Albury Council has no intention of making the name change permanents. But for now the sign stands clearly named after the Walker Texas Ranger star at the suburb’s entrance at the Union and Burrows roads intersection - at least until the next vandal has a go. Related posts Chuck Norris Facts and Anti Chuck Norris Facts (0)
By: Fun Mint
Who is the next Internet Icon? Chuck Norris jokes are dead [Digg]
2008-03-25 12:26:00 Place a vote on what crappy pop culture reference is going to become the next chuck norris.
Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq
2008-03-11 06:06:00 Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces. A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait, soldiers say. "The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist," reads one message at the shrine, which consists of a signed photo of the actor surrounded by similar statements.
By: Attuworld
Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops
(Reuters)
2008-03-10 11:13:00 Reuters - Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.
By: EasyElement
Chuck Norris jugando al Tetris
2008-03-03 09:46:00 ¿Cómo es posible que un ser vivo sea capaz de hacer algo así? Parece imposible... bueno, imposible para alguien normal, claro está. A pesar de que al individuo sólo se le ven las manos, he llegado a la conclusión de que tiene que ser Chuck Norris. Sólo él podría llegar a ese nivel de virtuosismo con el Tetris:
New Articles About Mike Huckabee By Janet Folger & Chuck Norris
2008-02-26 17:35:00 Don't count your delegates before they're hatched Posted: February 26, 2008 1:00 am Eastern By Janet Folger WorldNetDaily.com Don't count your delegates before they're hatched. Let me... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Chuck Norris Action Jeans - Amazing!
2008-02-24 16:33:00 Truly fantastic! With a "unique hidden gusset" for extra flexibility - Denimology: Chuck Norris Action Jeans. Thanks to Geektronica for the link.
By: Sponge Project
Biography Channel - Chuck Norris
2008-02-20 18:39:00 A biography of the great Chuck Norris....you know...the guy that could tap Fedor and out counter punch chuck.C h u c k 1C h u c k 2C h u c k 3
DVD Review: ?Walker, Texas Ranger? S4
2008-02-18 22:29:00 This DVD contains all 27 episodes of Season Four of this 1990s television starring Chuck Norris in the title role.
By: Geeks of Doom
Pérolas do Google: Chuck Norris é quem busca você e ?Experimente Maconha? a
2008-02-16 19:00:00 Encontrei junto com alguns amigos pérolas inenarráveis da busca do Google e quero compartilhar com vocês: São casos bastante peculiares que me chamaram atenção, como o exemplo do ator Chuck Norris. Quando você coloca na busca as seguintes palavras: “Find e o nome do ator” e clica em “estou com sorte”, aparece os dizeres: “O Google ...
By: EitaPiula!net
Chuck Norris is an idiot -- Daily Show covers...
2008-02-14 20:24:00 After Chuck Norris came out for Huckabee and was with him at every turn, I finally realized how much I really didnt like Chuck, even after a few years of college full of laughing at Chuck Norris jokes and the much loved Walker Lever on Conan Obrien. The Daily Show finally seemed to give me some closure to my anger with Chuck for being such a political toolbag... You may enjoy as much as I did..
By: Hot Fresh Now
The Truth About Chuck Norris
2008-02-14 17:41:00 Have You ever hear about Word’s greatest human Chuck Norris? How about Texas Ranger Tv - Series..? He is the one who can save the world from all th bad people around..and he dont even need no weapons against army! So there are people who made picture gallery about him, a bit funny, but very ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Truth About Chuck Norris", url: "http://ivoland.com/movies/the--truth-about-chuck-norris/" });
Creative Marketing - Chuck Norris / A-Team
2008-02-12 03:18:00 Earlier today I was sent this link Mandles.com and I found it to be pretty creative so I thought I’d share it with you. It’s an advertisement for Bluefish TV Check them and and see what they have to offer.
Você acha que pode achar Chuck Norris?
2008-02-10 21:55:00 Então tente achá-lo agora mesmo!, vá no Oráculo (vulgo Google) digite: find chuck norris clique em estou com sorte, e veja o resultado!Ou clique na imagem para fazer a pesquisa direto.bacana heim, Google sempre mostrando seu senso de humor.Onde achei isso? Claro que na Mãe Joana!Obrigado por assinar o RSS do Blog aHomba.com, Visite-nos e deixe seu comentário.
By: aHomba!
chuck norris truth
2008-02-10 14:31:00 Do you know shocking facts about Chuck Norris? check them all.
By: Attuworld
Ian Spector - The Truth About Chuck Norris (400 Facts About The World's Gre
2008-02-09 13:21:00 Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the Chuck Norris meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:? A cobra once bit Chuck Norris?s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.? Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.? When an episode of ?Walker, Texas Ranger? aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.? Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.? Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.? Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris?s house is a Total Gym.View some of the book's pagesBuy it hereIan Spector, webmaster of the site which started the Chuck Norris meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself,...
Find Chuck Norris
2008-02-08 12:53:00 Via eskimokaka.be Surf naar www.google.be en typ “find chuck norris” (zonder de haakjes). Druk dan op “Ik doe een gok” (niet op “zoeken” want dan werkt het niet).
google vs. chuck norris
2008-02-08 11:08:00 google ‘da chuck norris ‘i find chuck norris olarak “kendimi ?ansl? hissediyorum” da aray?n. google bir ?aka daha yapm?? bize.. s?r?tt?m ben durduk yerde.. ç?kan k?rm?z? uyar?n?n türkçesi: google chuck norris‘i aramaz, çünkü biliyor ki, siz chuck norris‘i bulmazsiniz, o sizi bulur. adam bruce lee’yi bile tan?yor..püü.. combo: apocalyptica sos - anything but love
By: pOrtiblog
Piadas: Chuck Norris no Google
2008-02-04 20:07:00 Brincadeira! kkkk Um site sobre o Chuck Norris, chucknorrisfacts.com, fez uma brincadeira pra lá de engraçada. Eles são os primeiros a aparecerem na lista da busca do Google. Quando você clica em “Estou com sorte”, o Google te encaminha imediatamente ao primeiro site da lista, sem mostrar a lista da busca. Os caras se aproveitaram disso e ...
By: PutsGrilo!com
Chuck Norris Search I?m Feeling Lucky
2008-01-31 18:57:00 Chuck Norris Search I’m Feeling Lucky? They is something crazy going on with Google today. If you go to the Google homepage and you type in “find Chuck Norris” you will get a big surprise. The Chuck Norris search I’m feeling lucky combination has apparently been setup as some kind of joke today. It is so ...
By: TheNewsLeak
Even Google Fears Chuck Norris
2008-01-31 15:14:00 Type "Finding Chuck Norris" into the Google search bar.Click "I'm Feeling Lucky".Now go hide.technorati tags: Google Chuck Norris
By: café de soirée
No One Messes With Chuck Norris
2008-01-26 15:46:00 If there’s one person on God’s green Earth in the entire Universe you wouldn’t want to mess with, it’s Chuck Norris. No one messes with Chuck Norris! As we all know Chuck Norris is a freak of nature, as such “facts” have been written about him frequently: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck ...
By: Daily Brew
Chuck Norris' martial arts program
2008-01-26 02:58:00 25 January 2008James D. Brasher, the former chief executive of Chuck Norris' martial arts program for inner-city children has pleaded guilty to stealing from the charity. He admitted taking at least $130,000AP
By: Gossip Artis
Google Can?t Find Chuck Norris!
2008-01-25 13:48:00 Hey all, this is just a quick one, but rather funny! Load www.google.com and type in ‘Find Chuck Norris’ and click the I’m Feeling Lucky button.. The result is classic.. :)
Neanche Google riesce a trovare Chuck Norris
2008-01-25 12:59:00 Veramente esilarante questa ricerchina di Google, appena l’ho provata mi sono pisciato addosso dalle risate! Andate su Google e digitate find chuck norris poi cliccate su “Mi sento fortunato” e….. cominciate a correre! via Accius.net
By: Mefisto's Blog
Eclectic philippics: Spring, shopping, a dog and Chuck Norris
2008-01-24 10:58:00 Yesterday I was walking on the street, minding my own business, which is going to the mall to do some discount shopping, of course, and baaam!!!, it stroke me. Spring is coming, y'all! Evidence: exhibit A, here. A blooming tree. Yes, I know it's january, you might call it a miracle, but it happens. Now, the image of a blooming tree can melt even the most wretched of the hearts, don't you agree? It's the promise of the rebirth, the hope of a better future. Like, for example, I'm gonna have to work extra hard for those abs, who are reluctant to show up after three whole weeks of gym class. Wow, come to think about it, this puts a lot of pressure on me! Shit! Back to shopping. Yesterday it was the birthday of a friend who recently got his heart broken by a mean woman. Had to go. We bought him a Simpsons clock. Marge and Homer doing the tango. I mean, who doesn't like that? He has a huge terrace on the top of his building. We stayed there all night, eating chocolate and whip-cr... |
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