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Why I Shouldn't Speak to Retail Clerks
2008-06-06 04:01:00 So I was about 5 months pregnant with the Monkey when Mr. Honeybell and I were at the grocery store. It was June, hot as hell, and I was wearing a tank. Being my second baby I was definitely showing, but probably tipping the scales at about 135. I hadn?t quit smoking as early in the pregnancy as I would have liked, but by this time I was on my second month of wearing a nicotine patch. (Yes, I know Nicotine isn?t good for babies, but it?s better than smoking). While checking out the clerk looks at my arm and asks ?Is that that new weight loss patch?? It wasn?t until I got into the parking lot when I realized ?I?m not fat bitch! I?m pregnant!!? I?m at the gas station after hitting Starbucks with the Monkey. He?s gnawing away at a chocolate chip cookie when the clerk asks ?Did your mommy bake that cookie for you?? I laughed and replied that the friendly folks at Starbucks made it for him. She continued looking at Monkey and said ?Wow, that?s an expensive cookie. Your mommy m...
Zack & Miri Make A Porno
2008-05-31 17:20:00 Yieha bald kommt der neue Kevin Smith (u.a.Clerks 1&2, Dogma, Jersey Girl) Film ins Kino. Ich freue mich wahnsinning darüber denn ich bin der totale Kevin Smith Fan. In Zack und Mirir spielt u.a. Seth Rogan (Beim Erstem Mal, Superbad) mit. Hier der neue Teaser Trailer:
By: Julis Blog
Goodlife Movie: Clerks
2008-04-07 03:34:00 ?Clerks? is one of those movies that after watching you want to expose to everybody. The movie is so entertaining and funny that you wonder why the world hasn?t seen it. The movie tells the tale of a day in the life of a number of weird and wonderful characters who either work in, or ...
By: Live A Good Life
[cine] 10 de las películas que no hay que ver antes de morir (1ra parte)
2008-02-10 21:48:00 Siempre te las recomiendan, siempre te decepcionan. Comienzas a cuestionarte el criterio de tus amigos. Comienzas a darte cuenta de su manera de pensar. ¡debe estar bromeando! ¡Quería joderme 1 hora y media para luego decirme que era un juego! ¿no? En serio, dímelo ¿Realmente te gustaron estas bazofias????? Clerks Aliens versus depredador Chacotero sentim….. ¡todas las películas ...
By: ameba blog
Clerks DVD (Collector's Edition) $6.50
2008-02-10 19:13:00 Clerks DVD (Collector's Edition) $6.50If you're in the market for what The Detroit News called a lively comic adventure, Clerks delivers with wholesale hilarity! It's one wild day in the life of a pair of overworked counter-jockeys whose razor-sharp wit and on-the-job antics give a whole new meaning to customer service! Even while braving a nonstop parade of unpredictable shoppers, the clerks manage to play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home, and straighten out their offbeat love lives. The boss is nowhere in sight, so you can bet anything can - and will - happen when these guys are left to run the store!
By: cheapdanny
Clerks II
2008-02-04 09:53:00 Il signore degli anelli! Tre film da tre ore con un gruppo di stronzi che fanno trekking verso un cazzo di vulcano! Related Posts
Clerks: Escenas perdidas y encontradas
2008-01-19 16:03:00 El domingo pasado estuve viendo Clerks II y una de mis escenas favoritas es indudablemente esta, número musical al ritmo de ABC de los Jackson Five. Cuidado, porque si no habeis visto la peli, el video contiene un spoiler importante.Enlace a este video en YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sD_uMlmGEZEEl caso es que buscando esta escena encontré también una escena perdida de Clerks, que explica por qué salen corriendo del funeral. Se ideó para el guión original, pero debido a restricciones presupuestarias nunca se llegó a rodar. Posteriormente se convirtió en este corto de animación, creado en el mismo estilo que la serie de animación que no llegó a cuajar. Si os fijais sale ta Amy y algunos personajes de Dogma.Enlace a este video en YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ufd_-rRwVc0En otros blogs también hablaron de: La serie: Clerks: La serie animada... en Ojo de BueyEl comic: Kevin Smith: Clerks... en La librería
Hotel Front Desk Clerks
2007-11-29 19:47:00 Reply to: debbie@centralphoenixinn.com The Best Western Central Phoenix Inn has an immediately opening for FT and PT Front Desk Clerks. Candidates for this position must be courteous and have excellent customer service skills. Must be able to stand for an extended period of time. Uniform will be provided. Hotel experience is a must!!!!. Please email your resume or ...
By: Arizona Jobs
The Water Clerks Doughnuts
2007-10-09 02:12:00 The agent kindly brought some doughnuts on board! Not that the Captain had asked him to, or that we were all dying for a sickly sweat lump of dough but it was a kindly gesture and appreciated after a long voyage at sea! A welcome port in a storm!The Agent was large, indistinguishable amongst his co-workers but here on this lean vessel it would not have surprised the crew to see the ship leaning over, listing in accordance with where this flabby bear stood, port or starboard, forward or aft! Five decks, 10 flights of stairs, lots of pauses, grunts and groans, he was completely exhausted, sweating rivers, when he finally stood in-front of the agile Captain!Agents typically have a function in life. They provide the link to ashore; they are the directors for obtaining food, stores and water! They arrange hotels for departing seafarers, transport pick-ups for those joining and they occasionally bring doughnuts and the daily newspaper! They have the local knowledge and connections; the li...
The Water Clerks Doughnuts
2007-10-09 02:12:00 The agent kindly brought some doughnuts on board! Not that the Captain had asked him to, or that we were all dying for a sickly sweat lump of dough but it was a kindly gesture and appreciated after a long voyage at sea! A welcome port in a storm!The Agent was large, indistinguishable amongst his co-workers but here on this lean vessel it would not have surprised the crew to see the ship leaning over, listing in accordance with where this flabby bear stood, port or starboard, forward or aft! Five decks, 10 flights of stairs, lots of pauses, grunts and groans, he was completely exhausted, sweating rivers, when he finally stood in-front of the agile Captain!Agents typically have a function in life. They provide the link to ashore; they are the directors for obtaining food, stores and water! They arrange hotels for departing seafarers, transport pick-ups for those joining and they occasionally bring doughnuts and the daily newspaper! They have the local knowledge and connections; the li...
Size? x New Balance 577 Fruity Clerks Pack
2007-10-08 23:23:00 The Size? and New Balance Fruity Clerks Pack has finally dropped at Size? The New Balance 577 model has been flipped in a fruity array of pinks, purples and cyan teamed with a splattered sole. They are inspired by the old school fruit pull machines. Instore and online with a limited 250 ...
By: Individual Sole
Size? x New Balance 577 “Clerks Pack”
2007-09-19 00:00:00 Not that long ago we posted info on the upcoming Size? and New Balance collabo. Now we have more info on the NB577 Clerks Pack. The theme was inspired by older style slot machines which explains the “money bag” jackpot image on the tongue. Only 4 slot machine 577’s were ...
By: KicksOnFire.com
New Balance 577 x Size? Clerks Pack
2007-09-18 00:00:00 Back again is the New Balance Clerks pack, and what we have is the Size? addition. Size has designed the New Balance 577 with colors to resemble the old Slot Machines. Along with the initial release, Size? stores which include the Covent Garden and Carnaby St. (also the ...
By: Sneakerfiles
Something for the touts, the nuns, the grocery clerks, and you
2007-08-31 06:06:00 we have everything and we have nothingand some men do it in churchesand some men do it by tearing butterfliesin halfand some men do it in Palm Springslaying it into butterblondeswith Cadillac soulsCadillacs and butterfliesnothing and everything,the face melting down to the last puffin a cellar in Corpus Christi.there?s something for the touts, the nuns,the grocery clerks and you . . .something at 8 a.m., something in the librarysomething in the river,everything and nothing.in the slaughterhouse it comes running alongthe ceiling on a hook, and you swing it ?onetwothreeand then you?ve got it, $200 worth of deadmeat, its bones against your bonessomething and nothing.it?s always early enough to die andit?s always too late,and the drill of blood in the basin whiteit tells you nothing at alland the gravediggers playing poker over5 a.m. coffee, waiting for the grassto dismiss the frost . . .they tell you nothing at all.we have everything and we have nothing ?days with glass edges and the i...
By: O Melhor Amigo
New Balance 577 Clerks Pack x Size?
2007-08-28 00:00:00 Size? a sneaker spot in the UK has unmasked the New Balance 577 Clerks Pack. Two new colors are used: Purple, Green, Grey on one pair and Blue, Purple, Navy Blue and Grey. Each New Balance 577 Clerks Pack has a mesh toe box and speckled midsole by ...
By: Sneakerfiles
Clerks 2 - Dir: Kevin Smith
2007-08-09 10:58:00 I have to admit that I wasn't a great fan of the first one and didn't rush to see this one. The first one had it's moments but it was a bit too cheap and rough for my liking. The sequel however is an absolute joy. Supremely funny and very well written and acted, it meshes the absolute gross with some pretty honest relationship stuff. Highlights include a scene with a donkey (you'll know what I mean when you see it!) and a brilliant Silence of the Lambs pastiche! This is a JM RECOMMENDS.
Clerks 2
2007-08-06 22:16:00 Clerks II (2007) Director: Kevin Smith Interpretes: Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Trevor Fehrman, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Kevin Weisman, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck El inicio del siglo XXI le sentó muy mal a Kevin Smith. El estrepitoso fiasco de Jay y Bob el Silencioso contraatacan y Jersey Girl le restó buena parte del ...
Clerks
2007-08-06 22:15:00 Clerks (1994) Director: Kevin Smith Interpretes: Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith Algunas veces he comentado por aquí que los 90 fueron, indiscutiblemente, los años ?indies? del cine americano (bueno, no sólo del cine, la verdad sea dicha). Las salas se poblaron, súbitamente, de películas con aspecto trapero y hechas con ...
Kevin Smith Gets Fired Up
2007-08-02 18:09:00 Kevin Smith gets fired up at the 2007 Comic Convention when an audience member gives him a hard time. Fuctweb - Share This
CLERKS 2 NOW AVAILABLE
2007-07-25 00:47:00 CLERKS 2 IS NOW AVAILABLE ONLINE HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE MOVIE CLERKS 2 FROM IMDB The sequel picks up 10 years later. "It's about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it's time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex," Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. "It's: What happened to these dudes?" Written by UnknownCLICK HERE IF YOU WANT READ THE REST OF THE SUMMARY FOR THIS MOVIE. HERE IS A REVIEW OF THE MOVIE CLERKS 2 FROM DVDTALK Let's rewind to the year 1994. If anyone had told you that Kevin Smith's breakout hit, Clerks, would be granted a sequel twelve years later---and on top of that, it'd be a romantic comedy---what would you have thought? Looking back at Smith's résumé, though, it almost seems all too obvious: we saw hints at his softer side during Chas...
CLERKS NOW AVAILABLE
2007-07-24 00:56:00 CLERKS NOW AVAILABLE ONLINEHERE IS THE SUMMARY FOR THE MOVIE CLERKS FROM IMDBDante Hicks is a clerk at a local convenience store in New Jersey. On one particular Saturday morning, he gets called in on his day off. Once there, he must deal with multiple problems. The shutters outside won't open. His ex-girlfriend, whom he is still in love with, is getting married. His girlfriend, who bugs him about starting college, has revealed certain, uh...stuff about her past. His boss hasn't come in to take his place. He has a hockey game at 2 o'clock. Another ex has died, and today's the last day he can go to her wake. He must deal with customers that aren't so intelligent. His friend, Randal, a clerk at the video store next door, is even less dedicated to his job than Dante, and is always bothering Dante's customers. And the biggest problem of them all: HE'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TODAY!! Can Dante manage it all? Written by MTRodaba2468CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO READ THE REST O...
From the enemy playbook: Here's how ramen-eating real estate clerks are spi
2007-06-21 13:33:00 1) How dumb do these guys think we are?2) How dumb are these guys?Here's a random laugh-out-loud sampling from den of thieves Realty Times. Post more gems here...________If you are looking to buy, there may not be a better time than NOW! Prices are softening due to the current excessive inventory. Buyers are able to negotiate on homes, including price, home warranties, and closing costs in today's market. There are many anxious sellers waiting for an offer.________GREETINGS FROM PHOENIX! Indicators show that Phoenix currently is a neutral market. Real estate is ALWAYS a great investment and time ALWAYS proves me right!________Finally a normal market. Don't believe all of the gloom and doom you here in the media about the housing market. If the home looks good, smells good & is priced good it will sell.________With prices evening out we are now at the bottom of this buyers market. Many homes are priced at or below appraised value. So, if you have been waiting on the sidelines ...
By: Housing PANIC
Clerks 2, DVD Review
2007-05-31 21:21:00 Clerks 2 opens ten years after the original concluded. Dante and Randall pull up to the Quick Stop to find it burning down… apparently because Randall left the coffee pot on. Their lives as they know them are over… or are they? Flash to a year later and they are now working at Mooby’s - a fast food chain restaurant - with ...
Trooper Clerks
2007-05-29 23:21:00 Con tanto Star Wars en todos los sitios me he acordado de este curioso video de la productora de Kevin Smith (al menos lo he encontrado en su canal de YouTube)Enlace a este video en YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/v/o-Qiha--1GsYY es que uno de los momentos más memorables de la pelicula es aquel famoso diálogo sobre la Estrella de la muerte con la canción Chewbacca de Supernova de fondo:Enlace a este video en YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3ZNqtfMbxEY aquí la versión original.Más información:Kevin Smith (English/Español) (Wikipedia)View Askew Productions (Web oficial)
Fleet Service Clerks
2007-04-10 22:42:00 Our Fleet Service Clerks are responsible for loading and unloading cargo as well as transporting cargo to and from the aircraft. Fleet Service Clerks also clean and service cabin interiors with equipment and supplies by reaching, bending and twisting in confined spaces. Fleet Service Clerks hand clean the interior of aircraft including meal trays, lavatories, ...
By: JetEmployment
Poster de Clerks en versión japonesa
2007-04-08 22:23:00 Sabía que según el país las versiones de los posters promocionales de las películas varían, pero esta versión japonesa del poster de Clerks me ha impresionado. Se pueden ver otros posters de la película en IMDB.Vía: DQM!
CLERKS Director Kevin Smith Reveals Next Project
2007-04-08 07:51:00 Hey everybody, Ryan here… Funny man Kevin Smith has been on the scene for a long time now and has gained many, many fans with his smart dialogue and brilliant humor. But now it seems the mastermind behind CLERKS and MALLRATS has decided to take on a different genre, horror. His new movie, entitle RED STATE, follows ...
By: If It's Movies
Open thread to make fun of mortgage brokers and real estate clerks
2007-03-30 13:06:00 By popular demand... Fun on a Friday...Go ahead, dance on their graves, get it out of your system, keep it clean
By: Housing PANIC
Freelance Jobs Created: Web Programmer, Web Designer, Clerks - Permanent Po
2007-03-11 15:22:00 The below is new freelance jobs offered at iamfreelancer.com:- JOB INFORMATION ============== JOB ID: 293671 Job/Project Title : Web Programmer, Web Designer, Clerks - Permanent Positions Summary of Job description: VACANCIES AVAILABLE A diversified company with nationwide and worldwide affiliation, has the following vacancies: 1. Junior Web Programmer. 2. Junior Web Designer cum Technician
Clerks II - Numero 23
2007-02-27 00:04:01 Torno a parlare di Kevin Smith perchè attendevo da tempo il suo ritorno e soprattutto perchè questo nuovo film mi ha convinto molto. In realtà non è solo il film ad avermi convinto è l’intero progetto che Kevin Smith sta portando avanti. Infatti quando uno vede un film di solito si affeziona al personaggio principale. Diventa un amico, un personaggio conosciuto e lo spettatore vorrebbe sapere quello che gli capita dopo. Ed ecco che Kevbn Smith ci tira fuori la genialata: porta avanti contemporaneamente tutti i personaggi che crescono in tutti i suoi film. Quindi in “Jay e Silent Bob fermate Holywood” quando i protagonisti entrano in un Mooby’s chi trovano come commessi? Ma naturalmente i nostri affezionati Dante e Randal! E gli esempi sono svariati in tutta la filmografia di Kevin Smith. La ricetta è la stessa del primo Clerks ed è la stessa che ha caratterizzato i primi film di Kevin Smith. Tutta la storia è ambientata nello stesso posto, ai tempi di Clerks ...
Clerks II - Review
2007-02-11 08:39:01 *** Spoiled Alert: I may give away a plot or two. Read on! *** Memory is a fickle thing. First off, my memory forgot that I had Clerks II on my Blockbuster Online Que, so it is sitting in my mailbox right now (according to the email notification that it shipped) while I was otherwise preoccupied writing yet another blog in my head when I rented Clerks II via the net-->brick-->net exchange method (nm). Memory is a fickle thing. First off, I only vaguely recall the original Clerks. Iconic Slackers Jay & Silent Bob were, naturally, front and center cortex. A fragment of a hockey game on a roof. A Quickie Stop Soap Opera. In B&W. After all, we're talking around 13 years since Clerks was released (1994). I sort of remember the 'buzz' about the movie, seeing it (eventually) and thinking "well, it was kind of funny but certainly not groundbreaking". Along the way we got spinoffs "Mallrats&quo...
By: GorillaSushi
Good Thing You Don't Tip Target Clerks
2007-01-26 10:15:02 I turn 34 in a little less than a week. Come Wednesday, I will have outlived both Jesus Christ and Alexander the Great. As has been pointed out, my achievements probably don't match theirs. But I won't (presumably) be dead, either, so I've got that going for me.Today, I stopped off at Target to pick up some Robitussin (for medical, not recreational, use) and got carded (a first for me -- I realize I was an innocent teenager, but you get carded for Robitussin?). Upon providing my DOB, the clerk said "wow, you're a lot younger than you look."And I died a little bit inside.
Automation Creates Demand for More Tech-Savvy Shipping and Receiving Clerks
1969-12-31 19:00:00 According to the U.S. Department of Labor, shipping, receiving and traffic clerks familiar with computers and other electronic and business equipment will find more ready employment due to an increase in the automation of the system. Depending on the size of the establishment for which they work, shipping, receiving and traffic clerks typically could handle ...
County clerks tell Spitzer to take a hike
0000-00-00 00:00:00 In a mind boggling dumb move, which drew the warth of the blog. New York Governor Eliot Spitzer ordered the state to issue driver licenses to illegal aliens. While New York State's governor may be willing to insult the citizens of the state whom elected him, thirteen elected county clerks professed ...
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