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Tucker Carlson on Spitzer: "A lot of us are like him."
2008-03-11 02:00:00 "You know, big deal, married man goes to prostitute! In Europe, this wouldn't even make the back pages of the newspaper. It's a uniquely american story. We?re a uniquely, you know, pandering society and hypocritical society, when it comes to sex." Alan Dershowitz spinning to MSNBC's Contessa Brewer and Tucker Carlson on his former Harvard law student Eliot Spitzer. NewsBusters Dershowitz also blamed "men" (as a group) for thinking with their private parts. Tucker Carlson agreed with that line, and said that Spitzer is sleazy, but this is "one of the least sleazy things he?s done." Brewer: "As I said, he said he was going in to clean up Albany, he said that it was ethics reform. Talk about unethical, he's got a wife he's been married to for more than 20 years and three daughters and the public trust." Dershowitz: "At worst, he's a john, he's a customer. And a customer can't be held responsible for whether or not the ring pays their taxes or launders money. I mean, let?s not t...
By: Chickaboomer
Media Buzzzzzz
2008-02-25 17:22:00 Flatlining Westwood One's $100 mil defibrilation. Media Week Fox tinkering with "America Idol" audition segments. B&CThat obnoxious white trash racist Doug Chapman's exile is over. A&E's highest-rated lame show "Dog The Bounty Hunter" is returning to annoy me. TV Week The sun sets on Nielsen's Big Brother centralized ad tracking venture named after Greek Sun God Apollo bombs. Jossip Media Post Why is MSNBC Tee Vee anchoress Contessa Brewer lapsing into a bad French accent? And won't stop? Oh, she's INSPIRED by the French chick who won Best Actress. Contessa forgot to take her Valium. Again.
By: Chickaboomer
MSNBC's New Wrinkle
2008-01-24 16:33:00 Contessa Brewer, ARE YOU BLIND? The MSNBC Tee Vee anchorbabe thinks Hillary has "beautiful skin?" MSNBC gets conned by a young conservative flamethrower into a lame segment yesterday on the kid's new book, Project President: Bad Hair and Botox on the Road to the White House: "The only woman running in this case, Hillary Clinton, I was watching the debate the other night, looking at her beautiful skin, wondering if she's had any work done because I know that Botox and chemical peels and laser work and a little nip-tuck can make a world of difference." [Yeah, she's had a TON of work done: plastic surgery, Botox, Restylane - to no apparent avail] The Debate Hillary Face is primed: Botox, Restylane, laser resurfacing, IPL lasers. When she exits the stage her face folds like the Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch. 23-year-old Harvard Law grad, the wispy Ben Shapiro's pedestrian opinions on Hillary have appeared on conservative websites TownHall.com The Conservative Voice National Review World...
By: Chickaboomer
Great Balls Of Ire
2008-01-17 22:30:00 MSNBC's Contessa Brewer: "This story really has balls. Red balls, green, balls, yellow balls. (pause) Blue balls." Plastic balls. Cute. Fire the writer. Brass-balled Keith Olbermann went after the Fox & Friends trio for blabbing on-air about the Men's Journal Keith piece where some unnamed MSNBC honcho claimed Keith runs the ratings bereft network. TV NewserI must say that Keith's send-up last night of Fox's Gretchen Carlson as a mere "beauty pageant winner", Brian Kilmeade (sports), and Steve Doocy (weatherman), wasn't off the mark. And the Fox trio's anger that "partisan" Olbermann anchored debates when Fox boss Roger Ailes - in another incarnation - was a Republican political hack. TV Newser video MSNBC's pimp disguised as a TV news blogger, former MSNBCer Chris Ariens, duly reports the offending leaker was Davidson Goldin let go in the latest purge.Back to Contessa Brewer: ..."Trousseau. I speak French." [read: you f**king callow morons] "They just said it in my ear. ...
By: Chickaboomer
Contessa Brewer Might?ve Just Said Testicle Instead of Statistical
2007-12-13 18:40:00 You know, I hate to be unprofessional and dip off subject while making a post, especially a post concerning a major announcement like the previous one, but I felt it needed to be done just to express the shock of the moment. I’m sitting here, innocently typing about the next big step in U ...
By: U Suxxors.com
MSNBC - You Cannot Make This Up
2007-12-10 21:38:00 So I’m sitting here finishing up the previous story and as I’m doing so, Norah O’Donnell is on MSNBC talking about a story where a woman was arrested for disorderly conduct after cussing out her toilet. I was half paying attention, I don’t know the details. All I know is when they cut ...
By: U Suxxors.com
Contessa Brewer Makes Me SOUR Again
2007-12-04 19:35:00 Speaking of Contessa Brewer, with two simple words this morning she has managed to make me completely ditch the peace and love routine. I’m back to being annoyed and my heart is once again filled with venom. Only Contessa. You may have heard about this UK man who went out on a canoe five ...
By: U Suxxors.com
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