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CNN Aborts Correspondent's 'Celebrity' Baby Shower
2012-05-05 16:22:00 Meet Naibe Reynoso. CNN's equivalent of the Secret Service's Colombian hookers. A journalist WHO covers . . . CNN covering its ass after Gawker got what it calls a "press release" (CNN calls it a "blog post") from "two-time Emmy winner CNN Espanol correspondent" Reynoso's (CNN calls her a "freelancer") PR whores pimping her baby shower as a chance to get free media coverage and a for corporations willing to fork over hundreds of dollars for "Company Logo Placement on Step/Repeat Red Carpet," and stuff "celebrity gift bags." Gawker quotes from the "blog post": "This will be a great opportunity to introduce your products to the mass media as she pitches many of her own stories to the networks and blogs about her favorite products." In other words, Naibe Reynoso would like to use her baby shower as an opportunity for professional graft."It didn't take long for CNN to issue this, claiming the PR rogues sent out the press release without Reynoso's "knowledge."...
By: Chickaboomer
Pimp My Bride
2008-05-24 13:53:00 Fox News Weekend bonehead anchorbabe Courtney Friel's husband (left with Kevin Spacey) is hired by CNN. TV NewserFrom his website: Carter Evans is a high energy storyteller. "Slick TV storytelling is a craft," Carter says. "I don't just tell you what's happening... I take you there with me!" Carter is a high energy TV reporter with 12 years of Live on air experience at network affiliates. From breaking news, to complicated court cases, Carter always tells compelling stories. Watch the network feeds and you'll see Carter live in the middle of a brush fire one day and Skydiving with the Flying Elvi the next. In New York City, Carter's a freelance reporter and anchor. Look for him on My 9 News (WWOR) and CBS Newspath. Perhaps CNN's hiring him to relieve burned-out cruise ship jumper daredevil LIVE stuntman Rick "tase me, bro'" Sanchez. TV Newser also reports David "Pimped Out Chelsea" Shuster is sliding into MSNBC's 4 p hour.
By: Chickaboomer
Fox News Reporter : Courtney Friel?s Sexy Bikini Photos
2008-05-22 01:07:00 Fox News Entertainment reporter Courtney Friel hates the fact that she has bikini photos out there now that she has a "real" job. She even pulled all the photos from her website. She was a bikini spokes person for the World Poker Tour and she also did a photo shoot for Maxim magazine. Check ...
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Fox's Fringe Benefits
2008-05-16 04:08:00 We're not talking the hot Tee Vee anchorbabes with more boobs than brains. Fox's new TV show "Fringe" where there are fewer commercials in "Remote Free TV" Land. Media Week B&C TV Week TV Week has a look at Fox's programming crystal ball. [FTVLive graphic]I presume the idea is to get people to keep their hot little hands off the channel changer like McDonald's conditioned humans to dump their own trays.
By: Chickaboomer
Graceful Kelly
2008-04-14 15:44:00 Fox News brass trotting out blonde, beautiful lawyer/anchorbabe and rumored Brit Hume honey Megyn Kelly (she's married now & in NYC) to negate Fox's bikini bimbo blonde, beautiful anchorboneheads. Howard Kurtz Wash PostCaught Fox's latest tinkering with Fox & Friends Weekend. Liked the Boston sports guy David Briggs trying out Saturday. Cute. Love the dimples. My jury's out on the bombastic Clayton Morris. Ainsley Earhardt's million-dollar smile and bubbly personality acquitting herself nicely. The anchors dancing in their seats to a live band was a bit disconcerting...Quintessential- news quack Courtney Friel fronted the scripted newscasts. Even with a script she effs up. Miz Courtney stumbled over several words in the bit I watched and uttered "s**t" instead of "ship."
By: Chickaboomer
G Spout
2008-04-09 18:45:00 Heinous gasbag Marty Davis continues her envy-fueled denigration of FNC's Courtney Friel for the third time in four days (and the sixth time in the past nine!) on her painfully wretched blog. Marty, we know your best days are far behind you. We know Courtney has reached heights in this business that you only approached in your misguided dreams. We know that while she spends her days working for the most powerful name in news, you are relegated to blogging in your "adorable" pink bathrobe. How could you not be envious? Why would you not lash out on a daily basis? Can we expect more poison from you the higher she climbs, which seems to be in direct relation to the lower you sink? 'Tis a bitter pill, Ms. Davis, but you best swallow anyway, though it never seemed to help your career advancement. For once the day comes that your little blog no longer spreads hate across the world, our planet will only be all the better for it. And I say all of this not out of hate, but out of sadness, ...
By: Chickaboomer
TV News Boobs
2008-04-09 16:07:00 An intrepid Gawker staffer edits a 2:46 funny reel of TV News bozos getting A) blown up; B) run over; C) falling; D) driving into walls; E) attacked by dogs, and more. It's hilarious. Gawker vidAnd definitely check out Fox News anchorbabe bikini bonehead Courtney Friel (right) getting creamed in a manner towhich she's not accustomed. Red Lasso vid
By: Chickaboomer
Ain't Nothing Like The Friel Thing, Baby
2008-04-08 23:49:00 I saw Fox Weekend's new luscious anchorbabewithabrain. Ailes, hire Megan Henderson out of Fox in Dallas/Fort Worth. She went to J-school. Not a beauty queen, red carpet potted plant, on-air wrestler wrangler, card shark anchorslut. Or bonehead. She doesn't have 58 half-naked photos of herself on the Internet a la Miz Courtney Friel. Miz Megan coyly insists she's just "visiting" the Fox set and denies the "audition."Tee Vee curmudgeon Uncle Barky breathlessly reports his communique from Miz Megan. I'm barking up Uncle Barky's tree for this: "Courtney Friel can't even be characterized as a bimbo because that would be an upgrade... During one of Saturday's periodic news breaks, the former World Poker Tour host termed herself a "total ghetto princess" after breaking a few moves. On Sunday Friel fittingly went to the circus, where she gleefully wore a low-cut sequined circus outfit while feeding an elephant an apple through his trunk. This was accompanied by a series of orgasmic-e...
By: Chickaboomer
New Fox On The Block
2008-04-02 15:18:00 "FTV Live is scooping that FNC will be giving KDFW?s Megan Henderson a looksie this weekend on Fox and Friends Weekend. FTVLive also says that FNC is looking to shake up Fox and Friends weekend. Well, duh. Anyone who has been watching the past couple of months already figured that one out. Whether they?re on the right track or not is another matter however." Inside Cable News is Back!!!!!!!!!!! KDFW (Dallas Fort Worth) is a Fox O&O. Miz Megan A) Isn't a beauty queen. B) Doesn't have a raft of nearly naked photos proudly displayed on her web site. C) Has a journalism degree. D) Worked her way up to Dallas from Wichita. Read her bio here. She's got that Kieran Chetry thing going on... Courtney Friel: There IS a God! Bye bye, Miss American Piehole... P.S. Bonehead Courtney took the 58 photos of her off the first page after I set off a barrage of bad publicity by counting them, but kept 56 in her "gallery" including two provocative MAXIM shots.
By: Chickaboomer
Media Buzzzz
2008-04-01 19:12:00 Hating fired "Early Show" execproducerbitch Shelley Ross didn't protect the jobs of six CBS News "Early Show" grunts. JossipShelley's once-presumptive heir, Harvard Rhodes scholar and universal a-hole Ben Sherwood, is skewered in an ancient Spy mag piece. The piece de resistance? "His parents paid kids to play with him." CBS: Don't pay this creep to play with your ratings-bereft show.It's a bad time to be in TV news. Unless you're a blonde booby brainless beauty queen (see TV anchorbabes, boneheads, Courtney Friel). CBS O&O's cleaning house in a bloodbath of epic proportions. WBZ Boston hammered. But wait, there's more! B&C The long arm of CBS News "layoffs" claims two veteran WCBS NYC reporters. Richard Huff NYDNThe "Today" show's flighty Ann "Coffee, Tea, Or Me?" Curry should lay off the bungee-jumping. I would've asked him about his size 12 bowling shoes. NewsBusters vidCURRY: Coffee or tea?OBAMA: Tea.CURRY: Beatles or Rolling Stones?OBAMA: Rolling Stones.CURRY: ...
By: Chickaboomer
Heard It Through The Grapevine
2008-03-30 17:03:00 "What top cable news executive is repeatedly cheating on his wife with younger women? He even recently made a play for one of his on-air babes." NYP Page Six Would the Murdoch NYP out one of its own? Like Roger Ailes with, say, that bikini bonehead Courtney Friel? Her presence on Fox News defies logic. Attempting to teach her to commit journalism is akin to teaching NY's new blind guv David Paterson to see. Maybe we're talking CNBC or MSNBC... CNN?
By: Chickaboomer
Ain't Nothin' Like The Friel Thing
2008-03-25 19:16:00 Here's a mutually satisfactory solution to rid America's Tee Vee airwaves of beautiful bonehead bikini anchorbabes clamoring for bodily attention: Naked news. New Zealand's looking for a news anchor with "no inhibitions on reporting on the facts that matter, delivering hard hitting commentary and showing their 'assets' in front of a large news hungry audience." TV3 NZCourtney Friel: The first newscast is April 28th. "Lip gloss quotient (it works for both genders) has become more important than IQ," decries ex-CNNer Catherine Crier
By: Chickaboomer
Courtney Friel: Bimbo City
2008-03-25 00:57:00 "There's lots of good gossip on all of us online." Bonehead Fox News Tee Vee anchorbabe Courtney Friel on Fox & Friends weekend. TV Newser I'll bet Miz Courtney was blabbing on air about the F&F fracas where bonehead Brian Kilmeade walked off the set. Courtney is not your "typical white person." She's dumb as a brick. I'd just like to know who she blew...I wouldn't be so pissed off if Fox paid her in Bimbo Dollars. UK Times MissBimbo.com The Miss Bimbo game for ages 9 and up: 1. Find your own cool place to live.2. Find a fun job to pay for your needs and all the clothes a Bimbo could possibly want. 3. Shop for the latest fashions and become the trendsetting bimbo in town !4. Become a socialite and skyrocket to the top of fame and popularity.5. Date that famous hottie you've had your eye on and show the Bimbo world the social starlet you are !6. Even resort to meds or plastic surgery. Stop at nothing to become the reigning bimbo !7. Tackle your 104 tasks as quick as pos...
By: Chickaboomer
Fox News Gretchen Carlson: Yoo Hoo! You're Dead!
2008-03-20 23:26:00 Fox News bonehead anchorbabe Gretchen "Miss America" Carlson out of the Fox & Friends news gate with a "It's the first day of spring. Yoooo hoooo!" over B-roll of floods that have killed 13 people. Gawker vid BTW Gawker has purloined my OTHER longtime label for these bozos: "anchoress." Apparently the young bloggers liked it after picking up Chickaboomer's piece about Fox's brain dead standard bearer: piece-of-work nonpareil Courtney Friel.
By: Chickaboomer
Courtney Friel: "The Britney Spears Of TV News" Update
2008-02-21 16:01:00 Bikini bonehead Courtney Friel on Fox's "Red Eye" pulling falsies out of her skimpy halter frock and pleading with The Universe to send her a "virus to make fat grow" bigger boobs. GawkerThe Universe has already pumped the boob's head full of helium.
By: Chickaboomer
The Britney Spears Of TV News
2008-02-20 08:28:00 Gawker, staffed with a Cecil B. De Mille cast of thousands, takes the Courtney Friel flap to heights this lone straight shooter in the wilderness couldn't imagine. Gawker"First Marty Davis, a conservative former TV anchor, smacked Friel again, calling her "a blank canvas constitutionally incapable" of becoming a real journalist. Then another less-than-friendly observer of Friel emailed Gawker with photos apparently removed from the talking head's website after she was hired at Fox." The smoking gun photos at Gawker. [photo Gawker]The piece de resistance: Friel on Fox News' Red Eye: "I have a problem with horse male genitalia. They need to wear diapers, because I feel violated... They are setting young girls up for high expectations, because none of their men are going to be like that." Gawker has the smoking gun videoAfter analyzing the above, four out of five doctors agree: The manipulative anchorbabe faking it on her looks could have been sexually abused, perhaps as a child, an...
By: Chickaboomer
What Ailes Fox News?
2008-02-19 18:54:00 UPDATE 2-20-08 The Britney Spears Of TV NewsGawker picks up my story "Friel of Fortune" on Fox News one-dimensional narcissist Courtney Friel's banal blog brimming with 58 photos of herself on one page.Gawker's Terrifying Blog Of Fox News "Bikini Bonehead": Fox News talking head Courtney Friel was recently called a "bikini bonehead" (yeah, that would be me), and a walking non-sequitur (ditto), but Friel tried to juice all the hate for what it was worth on her blog, writing "any publicity is good publicity."I did not break this story out of "hate." As a former network radio and TV news anchor with a master's degree in journalism, I just call it as I see it with absence of malice. Dear Courtney: It's nothing personal. Fox News suits, news and image consultants, voice and speech coaches, have taken on an impossible challege transforming you into a credible television journalist. You're a blank canvas constitutionally incapable of emerging from the TV news cocoon reborn infused wit...
By: Chickaboomer
What Ailes Fox?
2008-02-11 15:58:00 No surprise. Psycho Tee Vee bikini anchorbabe Alycia Lane's assault case against a NYC lady police officer will be dismissed if she's a good girl for six months. Dan GrossCNN's Carol Costello was spotted sniffing Alycia's former anchor chair at Philadelphia TV station KYW. Philadelphia InquirerWinston-Salem TV anchoress answers cell phone on the air crimping her pimping. Live Leak Fox News crimping the career of media critic Eric Burns. Why? The weekend "Fox News Watch" ratings are good. I've admired Burns since his NBC News days. He's likable, professional, objective, smart, thoughtful, soft-spoken. No blowhard. Refreshing, eh? This sucks. So Fox claims it wants the show to go in "a new direction?"Roger Ailes paging Courtney Friel...From Eric's Fox News bio: For his work with NBC, Burns was named by the Washington Journalism Review as one of the best writers in the history of broadcast journalism, joining such luminaries as Edward R. Murrow, Charles Kuralt, Eric Sevareid, Ha...
By: Chickaboomer
CNBC Takes The Plunge
2008-02-04 14:32:00 Call it "The Mika Brzezinski Effect." Joe Scarborough's nagging on-air "wife" wears nothing but low cut Spandex costumes. Don't get me wrong - she looks fabulous, not Jenna Jameson tarty like those blonde Fox News Tee Vee anchorfemmes Courtney Friel and Ainsley "Airhead" Earhart. The Fox biz chicks' garb is somewhere between Diane Sawyer and Miz Jenna. CNBC brass adjusting a wardrobe malfunction, in my humble opinion, is no big deal. Rupert Murdoch's gleeful NYP sticks another needle in the Goliath competition's voodoo doll. The suits at CNBC are said to be so worried about their blonde Fox Business Network competition that they've brought in a new wardrobe stylist to re-dress their anchorbabes, an inside source reports. Gone are the business suits that on-air cuties Becky Quick, Erin Burnett and Michelle Caruso-Cabrera used to wear. "All of a sudden, they wear nothing but form-fitting V-necks in bright colors and they've gotten all new clothes," said our source. "Pants a...
By: Chickaboomer
Hazmat
2008-01-23 12:08:00 I was speechless when I saw this ghoulish, appalling offhand comment from the mouth of a young gossipbabe on MSNBC late yesterday on Heath Ledger's death. Courtney Hazlett: "In a lot of ways, this reminds me ? we've almost had a dress rehearsal for this with Owen Wilson." Watch it at Huff Post Moral: Never hire anyone named Courtney. The out-of-her-league blabbermouth (last gig OK! mag) replaced the highly regarded MSNBC "The Scoop" columnist Jeannette Walls (left to write more books) a little over three months ago. Huff Post
By: Chickaboomer
Napolitano Boned Apart
2008-01-19 00:15:00 What catches Fox News boss Roger Ailes's eye? Blonde hair, great legs, short skirts, perky boobs. In Judge Andrew Napolitano's case, he possesses none of these attributes. But then again, Ailes was still at CNBC and hadn't been Rupertized.He caught Roger's attention in a 1995 press conference denouncing the lousy pay of New Jersey judges. Napolitano had just bagged a cushy lifetime gig on the NJ Superior Court because he was "tired of being poor" making a paltry 100 grand a year. The ex-judge tells the Washington Times: "About a week after that, Ailes reached out to me and said, 'We are about to cover this trial in California. Why don't you come in and see if the camera likes you and you like it?' Of course, it was the O.J. Simpson case."Napolitano went to Fox News in 1998 and is Fox's "senior judicial analyst." The Princeton and Notre Dame law chool grad opines daily on Papa Smurf John Gibson's show (wins the worst hair in the world contest hands down).I submit for your co...
By: Chickaboomer
Jackie Oh
2008-01-01 18:00:00 NYC's doyenne of the radio airwaves, Valerie Smaldone, is on the beach. The R & R 2007 Radio Personality Of The Year walked over a contract dispute. NYPJackie Clarke (right) was pimped as a "radio personality" on last night's "Hannity & Colmes." She shills herself as a "comedy genius" and offers an "Update On My Vagina". Clarke is a portly, loud, aggressive, obnoxious, air-hogging bitch who won't be invited back. Ever. Miz Jackie's photo on her website hardly resembles the flabby-armed double-chinned porker in an ugly white printed low cut sleeveless frock. The girl has SKINNY arms on her MySpace.Why tacky Jackie was booked is beyond me. Alan Colmes got REALLY nervous after the "comedy genius" took a shot at Fox's penchant for hiring brain dead bikini babes. The panel was serving up videos of the year. Making the predictable cut: Miss Teen USA contestant's head-scratching NBC live ramble on why a fifth of Americans can't find the U.S. on a blank world map: "I personal...
By: Chickaboomer
Chickaboomer's Boneheads Of 2007
2007-12-31 16:05:00 People I'd love to see disappear this year: 1. Courtney Friel. Fox News hired this incompetent bikini boob (left) as a news anchor. Right out of the box the babe proved she wasn't smarter than a 5th grader. Miz Courtney was banished to celebrity red carpet Siberia but recently has reared her empty head on the news set.2. Rick Sanchez. The CNN reporter has made a dubious name for himself taking "reporter involvement" to an absurd level. Sanchez famously had himself Tasered to see how it "feels." Tricky Dick jumped off a cruise ship to report firsthand how it "feels" to fall off. 3. Alycia Lane. Philadephia's KYW Tee Vee anchorbabe's bikini photo emails to married sports dude Rich Eisen intercepted by his angry wife Susie. Lane set her sights on married but supposedly separated WCBS anchor Chris Wragge inexplicably hitched to a busty blonde centerfold. NYC gossip tongues wagged over Wragge. But the pyscho really outdid herself by decking a NY lady cop in a drunk ego-fueld rage. Mi...
By: Chickaboomer
Wack n' Jill
2007-12-26 15:23:00 Jill Nicolini. The future of cable Tee Vee anchorbabes. The Long Island long-haired traffic reporter fakes and dances her way through weather in a ghastly costume of ratty low-rise jeans and a boobalicious low-cut top that makes the empty-headed Fox News bikini babe Courtney Friel appear smarter than a 5th grader. Watch this if you don't believe me. To be fair a couple of bonehead male backup "dancers" jump into Jill's bizarre routine.Unlike bonehead Courtney who tops the list of Chickaboomer's TV anchorbabe Hall Of Lame, Miz Jill is the evil twin of the the MBA Jill (dubious unknown college) and Pilot Jill. Like Courtney she's confined to "entertainment" reporter. Jill's WPIX TV (CW11) bio.
By: Chickaboomer
Ah, Glum Slugs
2007-12-18 21:17:00 The Universe sends a message to Scrooge McMurdoch by triggering a chemical explosion and fire at Fox News NYC NQ yesterday at the same time chemical-sniffing inspectors were in the house doing their yearly thing. Newsday Yesterday I half-seriously suggested it was anchorbimbo bikini babe Courtney Friel's head exploding emitting noxious fumes. I was mistaken. Courtney Friel "reported" today on that "Shawshank Redemption" jail break where the crafty inmates covered the holes in the walls with Playboy centerfolds. "It's my favorite movie!" she breathlessly gushed. The two cunning prisoners even left a thank-you note like Tim Robbins in "Shawshank" with a smiley face.
By: Chickaboomer
The Thigh's The Limit
2007-12-17 18:42:00 Fox News bikini bonehead Courtney Friel's head explodes, releasing foul chemicals at Fox News NYC HQ. Reuters"My name is Courtney and I'm a Googleholic." That's her big story of the day. She's blabbing now on how she Googled Fox News talent Uma and John Scott. Uma: "Courtney, filled with so much information..." So little brains, so much time.Oh, and Fox anchorbabe Megyn Kelly had on a red dress so short this a.m. that it barely covered her right thigh. Let's concede she has great legs. And at least a brain to go with them.
By: Chickaboomer
Boob Tube
2007-12-11 14:07:00 "The perkier they are the easier they are to dress." Puzzled Fox & Friends bonehead Gretchen Carlson on why Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham would take out her grotesque boob implants. Now that the Spice Girls are back on the concert block Victoria avoids flopping wardrobe malfunctions by removing the implants she claims she never had. What puzzles me is the media hand-wringing over whether Miz Posh had implants. You don't need to be a plastic surgeon to SEE the implants (left) pushed up. Real boobs don't "lift and separate" like that. Gretchen, the woman is anorexic with Pamela Anderson implants. It's hard to fit a D cup into a size zero. We report. You decide. Implants in or out? Daily Mail UK Entertainment WiseNow I'd like to turn to a real life news boob on the Fox News payroll hired earlier this year. Courtney Friel.TV Newser's Chris Ariens (ex-MSNBC) sparked this after posting anonymous Fox complaints last week: Most of the reactions were a defense of other Fox News pers...
By: Chickaboomer
Raising The Bar
2007-12-10 15:46:00 CBS honcho Les Moonves is getting into the sports bar biz. CBS into the "CBS Scene" bar deal with the New England Patriots' owners. WBZ TVFox News has a new toy. A SUV capable of broadcasting live via satellite. Political reporter Carl Cameron kills two birds with one stone reporting while shuttling from presidential campaign events. NYT The super SUV was put into service early during that phony Hillary NH hostage thing. Carl, have it at the ready when Hillary stages the phony assassination attempt. Usually it works the other way. Beauty pageant winner seamlessly segues into TV news. Over the weekend a young Columbus, Ohio reporter wins Miss Ohio USA to compete in the Miss USA pageant. It's okay, broadcast purists. Monica Day is only a traffic and entertainment reporter and knows her place, unlike the Fox News brass forcing that bikini bonehead Courtney Friel into legitimate news the brain dead babe has no business covering. Some horny benefactor high up at Fox is courting Courtne...
By: Chickaboomer
Friel Of Fortune
2007-12-08 15:00:00 TV Newser's Chris Ariens: "The women at Fox are not happy with Courtney Friel's rise to Multi-shows & Multiface/airtime. Courtney Friel may be making men tune in but she is leaving a bad taste in the mouth's of other Fox women! To go a little further they are being forced to basically work with her and can't say anything cuz they are afraid Courtney will just take their place with their jobs."Fox girls: Who is Miz Courtney boinking? I've written about her since she reared her moronic bonehead on Fox News. The woman is dumb as a brick. Click on the "Courtney Friel" label below. It's all there. After a disasterous brief stint on the weekend Fox & Friends the babe was relegated to a beat suiting her limited abilities: standing around on celebrity red carpets. Miz Courtney appeared once on "Hannity & Colmes" and she was like a deer caught in the headlights. Alan Colmes was so put out having this bonehead on his set that he practically had her for dinner. The bimbo's b...
By: Chickaboomer
Fade To Black
2007-11-23 19:24:00 Fox News Headline: "Natalie Portman Might Not Marry." (Read: she's probably gay.) From the same fine folks who brought us "Britney's Blackout Drops Out" and "Geezers Vie For Grammys." (Springsteen & McCartney)And the ill-advised one-episode "Anchorwoman" starring wrestling hostess Lauren Jones as a budding anchor on a REAL TV station in Texas. Don't get me started...
By: Chickaboomer
The Bird's The Word
2007-11-23 15:09:00 Fox News anchorbabes got even with me yesterday for slamming them as a turkey in a bikini. My dead bird flipped me the bird as the unpardoned 20 pounder was crisp upon delivery. I overcooked him. Never in the history of Marty's Famous Holiday Dinners ("You outdid yourself again!") has the turkey come out looking like charred trees after the California wildfires. My gravy sucked, too. But the rest of my traditional creations negated the turkey hard enough to qualify as a hockey puck and the lumpy gravy that resembled the brains of vacuous vapid TV news vixens. My equal opportunity poison pen moves on to Fox's Bill O'Reilly. The delusional egomaniac went to Afghanistan at the behest of the USO and once there blasted the org for not sending enough celebrities to dazzle the troops. O'Reilly opined that only Himself and country singer Toby Keith were worthy of the celebrity mantle in the last year. The USO brass wrote the self-centered creep a letter contesting his uninformed spin. T...
By: Chickaboomer
Wanna Be A TV News Reporter?
2007-11-13 22:11:00 Mediabistro's offering a $450 course. TVNewser If you aspire to Fox News, pass GO, do not pay $450 by becoming a) a beauty queen; b) a bikini model; c) a wrestling hostess. Instead of news chops, d) implant fake boobs; e) dye hair blonde; r) practice pronouncing "alleged" like "allege-ed." ("Anchorwoman" Lauren Jones; Fox Newsboob Courtney Friel)
By: Chickaboomer
Unreal Time W/Courtney Friel
2007-11-11 15:39:00 Fox News is letting bikini babe bonehead Courtney Friel read the news on the weekend Fox & Friends. Or maybe it's the other bubblehead Ainsley Earhardt. They could be twins. I just happened to catch one segment today where she fumbled over a story about a dog that had "both legs" amputated. Miz Courtney quickly amended her gaffe to "two legs." The cantaloupe brain just did an entertainment segment where she referred twice to the "allege-ed" DC Madam. It's "alleged." Courtney lists Jane "Pauly" [sic] as her TV news idol. Ironically it was Chicago Tribune TV critic Gary Deeb who pasted Pauley when NBC's WMAQ hired the green Jane as an anchor in the 1970s. She has "the IQ of a cantaloupe," he hissed. If Jane's cranium was cantaloupe, Courtney Friel's head is filled with foam rubber. The TV suits' rolling orgasms over Jane dripped on me when a Tee Vee news consultant dressed in a black cloak reminiscent of Dracula swooped in and made me wear my hair pulled back "like Jane."
By: Chickaboomer
The Primrose Path
2007-11-08 18:49:00 Tom Brokaw: "Katie, God bless her, was the first woman to go out there and become a solo anchor. It's not worked out as well as she would have liked it to. That's the result of a combination of issues. [But] we have female ceos, females in the Senate and a prominent female running for President. I think the country was ready for a female anchor. I don't think this was a gender thing." TIME mag I agree with Tom. Katie's clicking stiletto diva reputation is coming back to haunt her. Miz Katie's unpopularity has nothing to do with her sex and everything to do with her fear-driven narcissism. Tom's quaint 1970s advice to Tee Vee news wannabes: "Get a broad base of education. I'm not a big fan of journalism schools except those that are organized around a liberal arts education. Have an understanding of history, economics and political science?and biology, these days?and then learn to write." Tom, Tom, Tom. Fox News has a harem of TV anchorbabes who don't know much about his-tor-...
By: Chickaboomer
Babes In Boyland
2007-11-07 17:04:00 Fox News pimping sexy chicks to distract from the Iraq war? That's the assertion of Fox watchdog News Hounds. To prove the hypothesis News Hounds assembled this collage of foxy babes on Fox. Dear News Hounds: I hate to burst your bubble but I don't think this is an insidious plot concocted by Fox and Bush. Fox is obsessed with sex. It has nothing to do with the Iraq war. Bill O'Reilly is a sex deviant and probably a misogynist getting his rolling orgasms from phone sex and harassing women. Neil Cavuto fantasizes over the Hooters babes he has on his show. Let's deconstruct the Fox femme fixation, shall we? Witness the stable of hot young anchorbabes in thigh-high skirts on Fox News and Fox Business Network. Rupert Murdoch is on a mission to front his news fare with enticing young ladies not averse to shooting a crotch shot or two on live Tee Vee. Fox hires bikini babes, World Wrestling hostesses (the canceled-after-one-episode "Anchorwoman"), brain dead beauty queens. Still skept...
By: Chickaboomer
Anna Nicole "Anchorwoman"
2007-08-22 14:26:00 Anna Nicole is back! In the booby body of Lauren Jones, the tarty star of Fox's new "reality" show "Anchorwoman" on your boob tube tonight. Some Tee Vee critics previewing the first episode want to see more. The New York Post owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp that owns Fox points out that the pukey Tyler, Texas Tee Vee station playing along with this charade loses any shred of credibility it might have had. Newsday. LA Times. The Washington Post blows off criticism from legitimate journobabes. Like does anyone take this seriously? Here's the larger picture on the small screen: Check out the REAL moronic short-skirted plunging-shirted anchorbabes Fox News puts on the air. Like bikini bozo Courtney Friel (right). I've written reams on this babe and others. The latest: Fox Cox Box Rox. Friel was exiled to red carpet Siberia after several embarrassing attempts to fit in with guys like Sean Hannity, Alan Colmes, and the Fox & Friends team. Other critics are seeing the trend. [P...
By: Chickaboomer
Send In The Clowns
2007-08-20 15:17:00 Just in time for Wednesday's dubious debut of bikini babe and former WWE hostess Lauren Jones Fox reality show "Anchorwoman." Fox News brings a bonehead blonde anchor recently hired for overnights from under her rock to face the best disinfectant - sun - on Fox & Friends this am. Ainsley Earhardt, easy on the eyes in her tight white long-sleeved T shirt and short, body-hugging camel skirt, but hard on the ears, Valley-Girled her way through the news with her high-pitched, tinny, non-credible sing-song canter. The South Carolina girl has never anchored an evening newscast in her thin career as a "journalist." The flat-ironed flaxen-haired girl awkwardly attempted to engage the seasoned veterans in her vapid banality on the new Fox News sofa set. The one who needs to be on the couch is the guy who hired this bimbo. It appears that the new Tee Vee anchorbabe uniform of mini skirts and plunging necklines adorning blonde boneheads with virtually no journalism experience is the Dress For...
By: Chickaboomer
Fox News' Courtney Friel With 'Idol' Stars
2007-05-23 00:00:00 Courtney Friel caught up with Paula Abdul, Melinda Doolittle, LaKisha Jones, Brandon Rogers, Phil Stacey, Chris Richardson, and Taylor Hicks ahead of tonight's 'American Idol' performance finale. Watch the segment, aired on 'Fox & Friends' on Tuesday |
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