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Rob Chappers: buy the Monkeylord's CRAP!
2009-11-03 21:13:00
Monkeyfest 2010 Shred Senior begs forgiveness... Lord knows I try... but sometimes I miss the Monkeylord videos... maybe too many subscriptions... anyway my apologies to the Chappers... check out these Monkeylord Vignettes! Orange Rockerverb 50 for sale - 800 Your chance to buy the Monkey Lord's Orange Rockerverb 50 (Handwired reverb). The amp is battle scarred but sounds great. **It is... This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more!
Holy Crap, I am a Tattoo!!!! How Cool is this!
2009-11-03 02:24:00
It happened!!! I feel like a proud Blogger Daddy!!!About three years ago, I wrote an article for Triathlete Magazine entitled, I Have The Wrong Tattoo.  From this article several things happened, people went nuts over the topic, a guy named Charlie Yu managed to make everyone mad and the international triathlon community tdottriathlon was born.T-Dot is my baby.  The idea is simple, if you have ever crossed the finish line you are a member of the T-Dot community, no matter what the distance or speed.  There is no international symbol for triathlon, so I took it upon myself to create one, a T with three "dots" over the T to symbolize the three disciplines of the sport. Earlier this year,...
Chronicles of the Cursed: Hades Emerges will scare the crap out of you
2009-10-09 20:00:00
We stopped by one of the hottest haunted houses of the year: Chronicles of the Cursed: Hades Emerges last night and it scared the crap out of us.I was fortunate to hang out with the hosts of Feast of Fun as they recorded a "sound seeing tour" of the house, so I didn't have to experience it alone.  It is scary, so scary that t'll scare the crap out of you - literally.  They have Depends right by the door and fortunately I had a clean pair of manties in my murse because my mother always told me to make sure I have clean underwear with me.Chronicles of the Cursed is a walk-through haunted house (well really it's a HUGE...
Apple approves 1,400 iPhone apps in one day, mostly crap
2009-09-23 00:32:00
The flood of iPhone apps hitting the AppStore doesn’t seem to be abating anytime soon. While the likes of the BlackBerry (NSDQ: RIMM) App World and webOS App Catalog add…
HOLY CRAP I?M IN OTTAWA
2009-09-06 04:09:00
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CVS Transaction: Made $4 Thanks to Crap I Didn't Need
2009-08-29 21:04:00
Note: The deals in this post are good through store closing tonight. Recently I was showing a friend how to make money and get free stuff at CVS. During that week, I got a couple packs of highlighters for free after a coupon, in order to boost my total up to $20 so I could use a $4/$20. "Don't you end up getting a bunch of crap you don't need?" she asked. Well, yes. But the crap always seems to find people who do need it. In that case, highlighters turned out to be on Nutmeg's new teacher's supply list, so I was able to score brownie points by sending in two packs. This week, the crap I don't need...
Rider: Pigeons make station look like 'crap'
2009-08-14 00:11:00
Kevin Black of Rogers Park wrote to "Going Public" to complain about the Howard Station."How about asking the CTA why I have to run the gauntlet of pigeon crap on the north end of the Howard Street Red Line station, you know, the one they just spent millions of dollars renovating so that the pigeons could have a nice place to roost under the underpass and crap on people as they try to enter the station?The sidewalk looks like a minefield. I thought about calling up the city and reporting it as a health hazard.Also, more than a year after it opened, why is there still leaking at the south end of the station as you go down to the...
crap day
2009-08-05 22:11:00
Wed 5: What a completely diabolical day for technology issues. No printer, inability to scan as the antivirus fails to execute, error messages re Bluetooth. And now there are possible problems re the art gallery with horribly slipping timescales. Customer service with PC Security Shield is virtually nil and I am in limbo on all other ...
Crap I missed it!
2009-05-20 18:16:00
Fisker Karma is a plug-in hybrid luxury sports sedan manufactured by Fisker Automotive which is a joint venture of Quantum Technologies and Fisker Coachbuild. It was announced in September 2007, introduced in 2008 and to be sold in the summer of 2009. This eco friendly design and engineering masterpiece is available for only $87900 Up next: ...
Katie Holmes dressing like crap again
2009-04-18 01:59:00
Splash News Online Once again Katie Holmes was seen without makeup and dressed down while going to dance rehearsal. And even though she is going to a place to get all sweaty, it still shocks me that Tom Cruise would let his trophy wife go out like that. Plus you would think Katie would get a ...
The America?s Fair is Dead & Other Crap
2009-04-15 19:52:00
Long Live the (return of the) Erie County Fair. (And it'll be free for kids under 12). I also caught the fact that Chris Collins is taking a page from the petty Machiavellian machinations of the Brown/Casey/Pigeon cabal. Chris Collins ran for CE pledging to be a chief executive, ...
Do Annuity Issuers Really Give a Crap About Plaintiffs?
2009-03-21 01:44:00
I am going to go out on a limb with this one because I, for one, want to know how many structured annuity issuers really give a crap about plaintiffs? One can read the brochures, look at the web sites and the marketing hype, but... Are you angry at me for posing this seemingly outrageous question yet friends? GOOD.The Halpern Group,  an undisputed friend of plaintiffs, has strong anti-assignment language in the qualified assignment agreements for its United States Treasury Bond Structured Settlement Trust. The company has recently been endorsed by the American Association for Justice whereas no structured annuity issuer or intermediary has. My sources tell me that cash now pusher companies such as J.G. Wentworth have tried but now hardly bother going after Halpern clients because they're going to be shut down by the Halpern anti-assignment language. Halpern Group anti assignment language is available to resourceful members of the structured settlement industry, including structure...
8 Reasons ValleyWag is Full of Crap & Flat Out Wrong About Second Life
2009-02-23 18:49:00
Update: - It looks like ValleyWag may have just been regurgitating an article on Feb. 20 from Forbes.com The Second Life Hype Has Fizzled ?Is Twitter Next?. Yesterday ValleyWag wrote a poorly constructed post declaring Second Life dead and trashing education and teachers with the opening lines: “Those who can’t do, teach. Second Life, the most ...
Video Games Grow Despite Crap Economy
2009-02-15 07:35:00
The U.S. market for video game software and hardware registered another month of year-on-year growth in January. PS3 sales down from 2008 The U.S. market for video game software and hardware registered another month of year-on-year growth in January adding further weight to the theory that the sector is relatively insulated from recession.The total market was worth US$1.3 billion in January, which is up 13 percent on January 2008, according to data from NPD Group. Software sales accounted for just over half of the market at $677 million, a rise of 10 percent on the year, while hardware sales rose 17 percent to $445 million. The remainder of the market was accounted for by accessory sales."At this point in the console lifecycle, we would expect to see a greater percentage of total industry sales generated by software sales, but the continued strength in hardware sales is changing that scenario a bit," the company said in a statement. "This will have a long-term positive impact on th...
Today - My Life Is Crap!!!
2009-01-07 07:10:00
Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday January 6, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Today - My Life Is Crap!!!Technorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspotBe sure to submit your nominations early.Thank you,Bill Austin
The Crap Economy Hits Luxury Markets...
2008-12-30 20:26:00
Silly sounding headlines like "Sales of Luxury Yachts Down Last Quarter" or "Billionaire Selling Private Jet for $28 Million" are becoming more common. Now the giant luxury brand CHANEL is also starting to feel the pinch...Chanel, one of the grandest French fashion names, is to lay off 200 Paris staff in an unmistakable sign that even the world's top luxury brands are feeling the pinch in the global recession. A week ago Chanel, privately owned and secretive about its affairs, called off a glitzy art show as it was about to arrive in London from New York. Over the weekend trade unions reported that the fashion house was to lay off all of its 200 Paris staff who are on fixed-term or temporary contracts.The company employs 16,000 people worldwide. ?In the little world of luxury goods, the news has had the impact of a bombshell,? said Le Parisien newspaper. By coincidence, French television was showing the first part of an Italian-American mini-series on the life of Coco Chanel last n...
By: Hip Candy
Love Languages and All That Crap
2008-12-03 18:40:00
So, I haven’t read the book - Don’t even know exactly what the title is - but I understand the basic concept…  People have ways that they accept love as love, and everyone is different.  Perhaps it’s works, or in other words, when people do things for you.  Perhaps it’s affirmations, like being told they’re wonderful.  Etc.  When those things happen, whatever they are, that person feels loved.  Oftentimes, people will act out in the ways they feel loved.  Sort of doing how they want to be treated.  The trick is, learning what the other person’s language IS, so you can make THEM feel loved instead of acting out how YOU feel loved. We have a basic rule in our house, both with parenting, and with household tasks.  Butt out.  In other words, if I’m doing the task, you don’t tell me how to do it, I’ll do it my way.  That’s not a one-way street, both Poe and I do this.  Early on in our marriage, he told me I wa...
Buggering Crap Monkies
2008-10-31 00:17:00
I took a bold step today and met up for lunch with another blogger whom I had never before met. This is a hard thing for me to do, because, believe it or not, I am shy. People are terrifying, unpredictable freaks. Except for you, of course. You are totally approachable. And do you know who else I do not find terrifying anymore? May-B from Buggering Crap Monkies, that cute person pictured on the left.I was terrified beforehand, of course, because she was an Unknown Person. I don't know what it is that I think UPs are going to do to me, because I always meet them in well-lit, public venues where there are lots of witnesses, but I worry and breathe funny and break out in pimples like a hormone-imbalanced teenager anyway, which I did, especially the breaking out part. My chin usually has some sort festering pore on it, because I am a bad person, but several previously mostly unnoticeable zits blossomed into these red and purple babboon-butt-looking things this morning. I spack...
Skank Kathleen Parker Writes Crap Article…
2008-10-24 18:10:00
From Ace of Spades via Conservative Grapevine Today, Kathleen “Look at Me! Look at Me!” Parker has authored the most juvenile and catty piece of tripe I have ever seen published outside of the New York Times. Or Wonkette. It’s hard to tell the difference sometimes. I hesitate to link it, because I don’t want to give her ...
When Cars Were Crap
2008-10-15 16:14:00
From TreeHugger: There are two different viewpoints on the green front when it comes to new and old vehicles. Some people believe that newer vehicles are a waste of money, while others see them as more technologically advanced (better fuel economy, less emissions, etc.). Some peopl
More on Minority Tongues
2008-10-07 22:05:00
Ploni Almoni, a really smart Jewish Israeli who is also a fairly sensible sort of White nationalist, asks about the Migration and Language Policy post: A question, which you may have already addressed in other postings on the subject: Why should we care? That's not a cynical or smart-ass question. What's so important about a language?Seems to me, we care about languages mostly as proxies for something really important: nations, in the original sense of the word (ethnoi).But it's a truism of political science that language is a poor proxy for nationhood. The Irish are a nation even though their mother tongue is English. The Jews are a nation even though they've got dozens of mother tongues, and most Jews probably don't speak Hebrew. I do care a lot about the survival of the nation--my nation, that is, not all those funny other ones.Why do people care about all those funny nations and languages not their own? My guess is, for the same reason they care about those funny species l...
Same Crap. Different Day.
2008-09-17 18:11:00
Yeah, I know the last thing a wrote about was a giant floating turd breaking loose and wreaking havoc, and I'd really rather not have two back-to-back poop stories, but remember when Shaun the Homeless Black Guy and Sandra Bernhardt left a present in front of our office? Well, it happened again. Of course, we can't be certain exactly who's been laying bricks out there, since everyone's a suspect.
Same Crap. Different Day.
2008-09-11 13:44:00
Yeah, I know the last thing a wrote about was a giant floating turd breaking loose and wreaking havoc, and I'd really rather not have two back-to-back poop stories, but remember when Shaun the Homeless Black Guy and Sandra Bernhardt left a present in front of our office? Well, it happened again. Of course, we can't be certain exactly who's been laying bricks out there, since everyone's a suspect. But somebody did it. And it's been there since Monday. That's not really a smell that you want to start your week off with. The guilty party did have enough shame to cover it with the foil wrapper from a burger. I didn't really examine the thing to see if it was from McDonalds or Burger King, but regardless of what the wrapper said, underneath was definitely a Whopper. Again, in addition to our little graphic design outfit, this building houses, an art gallery, two salons (one of which is called Isoci, which I guess is pronounced EE-SO-SEE, but I always say it as i-socky) and whate...
EcoJohn - A John That Burns Your Crap Instead of Flushing
2008-09-04 16:09:00
From Newlaunches.com: We don't usually think about what happens to the waste we produce and flush down the drain, but one thought to keep in mind is that every time one flushes a considerable amount of water is wasted. This is because no one has yet come up with a better solution f
POP: Large Hadron Collider Rap
2008-08-25 14:00:00
This video is as informative as it is creepy. It’s very informative.
Holy Crap! Hole in the Wall is coming to Fox!
2008-08-19 16:08:00
Fox is adding Hole in the Wall aka Human Tetris to its lineup on September 11th! I can’t wait for this show!!! This is what I thought I Survived a Japanese Game Show was going to be, so seeing that Fox is going to have a whole hour dedicated to Human Tetris gives me something to ...
I thought I was done with this crap?
2008-06-30 12:09:00
I went to a baby shower on Saturday. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, we played “Baby Bingo” and some other cutesy games that the New-Mom-to-Be’s family made up. No we didn’t play the dirty diaper game. That’s just friggin’ gross. I used to work with the New -Mom-to-Be. I saw a lot of my old work friends ...
Can I outsource all that social media marketing crap to affiliates?
2008-06-27 11:32:00
This Tuesday I spoke at the social media panel of SES Hamburg. While I enjoyed the great session for some people in the audience social media and blogs are not as enjoyable. The contrary seems to be the case. The last question asked at the end of the panel was the most striking. A man ...
By: SEO Blog
SEO Tip 21: Removing All The Crap
2008-06-27 10:15:00
It’s beeen a while since we dropped something here, so we guess it time to hit you with another SEO tip from our SEO tips series. Today we will take a look at what search engines want? They want words, they want lots of words, they want lots of original words, the want lots of ...
Can I outsource all that social media marketing crap to affiliates?
2008-06-27 06:32:00
This Tuesday I spoke at the social media panel of SES Hamburg. While I enjoyed the great session for some people in the audience social media and blogs are not as enjoyable. The contrary seems to be the case. The last question asked at the end of the panel was the most striking. A man ...
By: SEO Blog
More Crap Music From Heidi Montag
2008-06-23 18:17:00
“It’s the greatest song of my life,” says Spencer Pratt. So you know it’s going to suck ass . .
Holy Crap
2008-06-23 07:00:00
God poos. It is not for negotiation. The bible says He made us like Him and so He must shit. Also, He must wank and piss and lie and cheat and think about inappropriate sexual adventures from time to time. This is God. He made you like Him. SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Holy Crap", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/06/2-3/holy-crap/" } );
Awwwwwwwwwww Crap.
2008-06-18 22:03:00
Just in time for the White Sox series. ST. PETERSBURG -- Four different players drove in a run in a four-run third inning to spark the Rays to a 5-4 Interleague victory Wednesday over the Cubs and Carlos Zambrano, who was pulled after 6 2/3 innings because of discomfort in his right shoulder. It was hard to tell what happened EXACTLY, but it looked like, after Z walked Carl Crawford, Soto noticed something and summoned both Lou and Mark O'Neal out to the mound. From there, Lou held out his hand at least twice, and Carlos just stood there and refused to give Lou the ball. Twice. At that point, I was scared. Because honestly, as tough as Z is, I'm not sure who wins if Lou decides to throw down. Finally, Z stomped off the mound and Lou muttered something under his breath and shook his head in disgust. High drama. To recap: we're screwed. In other news, Butters also left the game with a gimpy foot or something. Whoop-de-freakin'-do.
E-Commerce is a World of Shit
2008-06-14 02:48:00
Updated June 18:I really feel that e-commerce has shot itself in the foot. I would much rather buy about any product at a brick and mortar store any day of the week. My experiences with e-commerce have typically been horrible.I just got a spyware infection from a site that sells fake spyware apps to consumers. Why are these sites even legal?First they try to load trojans (in this case, one called Zlob) on your site, then they install malware on your computer without even asking for it, then it runs and "finds" all this fake spyware on your system that doesn't even exist, then tries to make you buy the program to fix the nonexistent spyware problems.Then they make it impossible to remove it from your system, and I'm a computer expert. Now I have a popup all the time in my tray and no way to get rid of it.The program was uninstalled via Add Remove Programs and I deleted some Registry entries and went through and found more crap afterwards, and deleted it from Registry and Programs....
World O' Crap, Meet World O' Lies
2008-06-12 23:15:00
Updated June 18:Super-commenter James Schipper responds to the Problems of Democracy Under Capitalism post with this insightful comment. My comments follow:James Schipper: There are two serious restraint on capitalism: competition and the need to make a profit.Competition between capitalists insures that the power of capital over consumers and labor is limited. Capitalists have a common interests in the preservation of the capitalist system, but at the same time, capitalists compete against other for the favors of the consumer and to get the best employees.Always remember that what makes capitalism work is not so much private property but competition. Private property without competition combines the worst of socialism and capitalism.The need to make a profit sets a limit on what the corporate media can do. Newspapers have to find readers and radio and TV stations have to find listeners and viewers. This implies that they can't be too overtly propagandistic, otherwise the readers, ...
Man takes a crap in Wal-Mart water fountain
2008-06-07 22:13:00
I will never drink from a H2O fountain in China Mart again!1 Vote(s)
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Holy crap big brother was watching, and tracking 100,000 people!
2008-06-05 05:50:00
You know while girls around the world worry about the small stuff like mineral makeup and geeks worry about net neutrality. It might be the privacy paranoid advocates getting what they were thinking. You see in an “industrialized nation” ya that's all their giving us no specifics. A group of researchers secretly tracked the location of 100,000 people to determine the pattern of their movements. The 100,000 people were chosen at random from a lot of 6 million wireless subscribers in the mysterious country. Now the US is an industrialized country, but as far as i know something like this is considered breaking our privacy rights and completely illegal. I mean where ever this took place through the use of cell tower triangulation and other “tracking devices” on the bright side the studies author says that it didn’t betray the users privacy because the study did not know the peoples identity or their phone numbers, in essence they were just blips moving on a screen. On ...
NVIDIA's Tegra makes you say... HOLY CRAP
2008-06-04 05:51:00
You guys might recall the uber sexy 3d accelerated mobile system that NVIDIA had coming and their were rumors of it running even Quake 3 on a PC somewhere between the size of a PDA and a NetTop. But it gets better the fact it plays Quake is only the beginning with it also boasting miniscule energy needs as well as HDMI output, and a fancy 3d interface just to top things off all hardware accelerated. I mean we're talking a handheld device that's able to playback HighDef video with the full output to HDMI TVs for 30 hours on battery! Quake 3 playing at 35fps and a well for lack of a better way of saying it BAD ASS interface this little device puts just about every other mobile platform I've seen to shame, from Windows based devices, to even the iPhone. I really doubt that when it ever does come to becoming a consumer product and actually buying it it will be a lot more than you pay for child insurance and probably more than most nettop's as well, but theirs always hope that the...
No Wonder the Scottish Rugby Team are Crap
2008-06-02 06:47:00
Not much weight in that scrum.Editors Note. I was just joking. There must be other reasons. My nephew is third from the left on front and was asked to leave the field after the photograph.
This crap continues to just write itself.
2008-05-29 22:15:00
I’m often asked what I think Armageddon will look like. Why everyone always asks me this, I don’t know. I assume it’s because I kind of look like Jesus. But up until recently, my answer has always been lots of flames, blood running through the streets, and maybe just a little gnashing and grinding of ...
By: SodBlog
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2008-05-28 19:09:00
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Six Degrees? misunderstood or crap?
2008-05-28 01:32:00
Another American import this week on ITV, and like the Bionic Woman which was also aired on ITV it has already been cancelled by the American network from which it originated, ABC… for the second time! In addition to the fact that ABC TV in the good ol’ US of A cancelled this show after ...
Why Top Make Money Online Bloggers Have Crap Blogs
2008-05-28 00:00:00
I’m writing this after having a good read on various different blogs around the internet as a catchup really as I haven’t been reading much these past few weeks. Why Top Blogs Are Crap I was really dissapointed with content produced by many “top bloggers” which was a waste of time I won’t name names unless ...
Lindsay Lohan's bikini- holy crap, WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?!
2008-05-27 08:25:00
Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you'd figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked = meh. Lindsay Lohan in a bikini = meh meh. But Lindsay Lohan rocking the push-up bra =...
What a load of crap. And you can be sure it's all ...
2008-05-23 17:47:00
What a load of crap. And you can be sure it's all going to be the Protestant versions!
Het nieuwe paspoort?
2008-05-21 14:52:00
Het moet niet gekker worden, als je 20 jaar geleden had gezegd dat je kon internetten via een telefoon, tegelijketijd foto’s en video’s kan maken, dan zou je waarschijnlijk hard uitgelachen worden, met in samenwerking van de makers van samsung gaat het Duitse Bundesdruckerei (gespecialiseerd in productie van beveiligde identiteitsdocumenten) nog een stapje verder. Het ...
By: CrapWeb
Video of Angelina Jolie sitting around talking crap while her friends get h
2008-05-19 10:23:00
The video discussed below can be viewed on The Sun’s website A previously unreleased video has come out of Angelina Jolie in 1999 sitting around talking crap with an unknown man and woman. The man and woman are shown smoking what The Sun claims is heroin. Jolie is not shown doing drugs in the video, although...
950 posts of crap
2008-05-18 11:44:00
Hooray, this is my 950th's post of crap!Time to celebrate! :)Also Mr. Dew's beconfused blog celebrates - 1800 posts of nonsense. We have so much in common maybe we should start doing a blog together! :PTechnorati Tags: Nafcom, blog----Wanna discuss this post? Then do it in my forum! :)----No more ICQ Support? Get active! Complain now!
Tool Time Friday | Oh crap, what time is it in?.
2008-05-16 15:00:00
Since we’re all dealing in a global market, it would be great to know the exact time in Hawaii, or let’s say Paris, or someplace in the middle east or wherever, especially if you want your post, email, phone call to arrive at an appropriate time for the receiver. Well, what if there was a way ...
Edward N. Luttwak Smokes A BIG MUSLIM BONG - Obama Article Full Of Crap
2008-05-13 05:17:00
That's what I think of Edward N. Luttwak's waste of time example of a total Big Bong of an op-ed in the New York Times. Give me a break. Edward N. Luttwak's just trying to say that Obama's something he's not. If his father is not Muslim, and he's not, then he's not. Period.
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