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Got a Nasty Virus? Sweep That Crap On Boot Up!
2012-01-26 09:00:00 I am a huge fan of Microsoft?s latest antivirus programs. I have used many antivirus programs over the years, Norton, McAfee, Symantec, AVG, Sophos, TrendMicro, etc. I have had the best results from Microsoft Security Essentials, and it?s corporate counterpart Microsoft Forefront Endpoint Protection. Microsoft has stepped up to the security plate again, this time offering a really cool free tool that is based on Microsoft Security Essentials product that will allow you to boot to a USB drive, and run an offline malware scan. The tool is called Microsoft System Sweeper. From the download page: Microsoft Standalone System Sweeper Beta is not a replacement for a full antivirus solution providing ongoing protection; it is meant to be used in situations where you cannot start your PC due to a virus or other malware infection. Check out this video showing System Sweeper in Action: What do you think about this tool? Sounds awesome? Perhaps you know of a better tool. Let us know ...
By: Bauer-Power
Playing God and taking 'Crap Detection 101' at the same time
2011-11-20 17:09:00 I’m taking a wild guess here…. Waking up with a headache or a backache is all too common, right? Two more reasons Americans last year filled 254 million prescriptions for pain killing drugs like OxyContin and Percoset. That’s enough to medicate every American adult around the clock for an entire month. Lot of pain out... Read more »
Fuel Economy Standards ? It?s Time to Crap or Get off the Pot
2011-07-25 19:33:00 Remember when I said the Alliance for Automobile Manufacturers had cancelled their radio ad campaign against the proposed increase in fuel economy standards? Yeah, turns out that?s back on ? in addiction to a competing ad trumpeting the benefits of pushing fuel economy standards to 60 mpg! According to an article published by the Detroit ...
Jerome Dineen: fusion improv crap
2011-04-01 01:38:00 This guy is 15 years old... need to find some more of this :) Jerome Dineen - fusion improv crap
Detoxing... For Real or Fad? Get rid of the CRAP!
2011-03-23 02:09:00 Detoxing is all the craze right now, but does it work? Is it for real? Do you know how your body works internally so that you can keep it functioning properly? Most people don't, which is why we jump on any "fad" diet that comes to us. We all want a "quick fix" or a "miracle cure." I ask you this, though... why search really hard for a cure for something you could have prevented in the first place?
Yeah It's a Crap Song, But Why That Hatin' On This Poor Kid?
2011-03-19 04:51:00 -By Warner Todd Huston Rebecca Black has been, like, totally taken aback by the, like, amazing fame her little YouTube song has brought her... but she is bummed by all the h8ters, too. She shouldn't be too surprised that people hate her song though. It really is crap of the lowest... or is it highest... order. But, I have to agree with the poor kid. The vitriol she's faced is simply unfair and unnecessary. It is times like this that I h8te the Internet, myself. Now, I won't burden you with the song here on RightPundits.com. Here is a YouTube link to the song if you dare to click on it. This pop tune will drain every ounce of intelligence...
Hi, I'm AJ. This is the sort of crap that I write.
2011-02-02 23:24:00 Could Reed Johnson help the Cubs in 2011?
Traction Control Is A Piece of Crap
2011-01-19 09:01:00 So our family weekend has had some obstacles, we decided to power through and make the best of it.It seems however that we cannot escape driving to or in Galena in absolutley awful weather. Last year when we came here with friends I spent the car ride (typically 3 hours- that morphed into 6 hours) praying we did not die. This time- the drive out was fab. We made great time. It was the drive to the "mountain" (yes, I know, its Illinois but it is decent skiing for the Midwest)We got stuck on a 16% grade the poor sexy minivan just could not get traction. We were almost REALLY screwed. Those people who had 4 wheel drive SUVs just...
Good news - SIDS isn't a crap shoot
2010-12-30 01:03:00 A study came out last week that incidents of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) rise 33% on New Years Day. Why? Because that's when parents drink.The Tribune ran an article December 12 revealing crib bumpers and other obstructions in cribs are rarely reported or factored into SIDS reporting.Apparently the crippling fear that my baby was just going to suddenly die for no reason was probably not warranted because the convenient fact that parental negligence is ignored in SIDS case reporting. Wow. I wasted my life in 2009.I'm not saying that all cases of SIDS are total crap, but it's obvious the character of the phenemenon is vastly skewed in the available resources. Supposedly the scare goes like this: No one...
Holy crap, I'm busy...err something.
2010-12-03 18:49:00 I've been quiet lately here on cubicle dad runs, lately. Part because I haven't known what to blog about lately, part I've been really busy and part feeling run down/ bummed out/ wanting to quit. While I've felt like that a couple of times since the marathon, the past week or so has been the worst. Up until yesterday I haven't really talked about it much, I've just put on a good face, tried to just deal with it and ride it out...like the last few times. I decided to blog about it again, more for me, so I can try and sort it out.So if you don't want to read about it, head out now. Yesterday was craptastic, I...
More crap from NPR
2010-10-29 22:58:00 Leave it to the tax-supported National Public Radio to see boogeymen working secretively to get Arizona's illegal immigration reform law passed in order to make a pile of money by building and operating prisons.Here's how NPR described the boogeymen: It was last December at the Grand Hyatt in Washington, D.C. Inside, there was a meeting of a secretive group called the American Legislative Exchange Council. Insiders call it ALEC. [Emphasis added.]Secretive? NPR would have us believe that discovering this evil cabal was like discovering the Klan plotting, in the dark backwoods, a government coup. It's so secretive that the council has a web site.As you might expect from such a "secretive" group, it openly lists its leadership, one of which...
Aw crap, Notre Dame...you aren't going to lose to Navy again are you?
2010-10-22 07:12:00 I was all set to write a piece about how this is the year that a deeply flawed but competently coach Notre Dame team with all its uber-talent would finally give us the easy dispatching of recruit-less Navy we've been craving for about...what? Four years now? I had a title picked out, an analysis of Ricky Dobbs' declining numbers quarterback, and clips of head coach Ken Niumatalolo trying to eat a referee and "In the Navy" cued up. But now? I don't feel the same. For the 8 millionth year in a row, Navy has a well-coached team that's going to execute the hell out of a tricky game plan, and I have no idea how our team is going to respond to it.
Jessica Alba talks crap for GQ
2010-10-07 04:53:00 This brings the LOL’z Jessica Alba told GQ that she thinks she has saggy boobs, cellulite and Big hips. Â What land does she live on anyway? If she thinks she’s jiggly where does it leave us normal people? Really.
By: Music Juice
Millan's Theory - It's Dog Crap
2010-10-06 23:06:00 Pet expert and dog behavior consultant Steve Dale comments on Cesar Millan's criticism of President Obama's dog Bo pulling on the leash
Holy Crap Phil Rogers! Really?!?!?
2010-07-28 04:25:00 Ever since I first picked apart something utterly nuts Tribune baseball writer Phil Rogers said, I realized it to be a crutch; an easy-to-write, obvious set-up for a blog post. Eventually, I knew, people would realize that any jackass with an internet connection could point out that a crazy person is saying crazy things, or a dumb person is saying dumb things, etc. I went so far as to make it my mission every day to not write the enraged-at-Phil-Rogers piece. Well, today's a wash, because here goes.
I just glanced at some stats and HOLY CRAP SHOULD WE HAVE KEPT JIM THOME?!?
2010-07-02 08:20:00 I was happy when the White Sox decided to not sign Jim Thome before this season. Not because I disliked Jim in any way. He was a great player who gave the White Sox some very great years, and from all accounts was an exceedingly great guy (I mean, how many times has the media fallen for the humble white guy from a rural area? Never happens, right?) But I believed the Sox hype, and the Sox hype was that the team was moving in a new direction. They were to become a team based on speed, pitching, and defense, and were disavowing the tradition of slower-than-the-effects-of-the--health-reform-bill sluggers that they confusingly re-avowed in 2006 after winning the World Series in 2005 where they had disavowed it to some degree except not really because Carl Everett was pretty darn slow, especially in his acceptance of modern science.
Random NU crap you find on eBay - June 29, 2010
2010-06-30 00:00:00 Who would really spend $149 on a jersey of someone that may have never played a down?
Your Own Box of Crap
2010-03-21 18:55:00 Came across this work of art today, a public toilet made entirely of one-way mirrors installed at a construction site in Britain. Photos are below. It was originally unveiled as an artistic response to the reluctance of people at art exhibits to leave the room for fear of missing a key entrance or comment. The ...
Rob Chappers: buy the Monkeylord's CRAP!
2009-11-03 21:13:00 Monkeyfest 2010 Shred Senior begs forgiveness... Lord knows I try... but sometimes I miss the Monkeylord videos... maybe too many subscriptions... anyway my apologies to the Chappers... check out these Monkeylord Vignettes! Orange Rockerverb 50 for sale - £800 Your chance to buy the Monkey Lord's Orange Rockerverb 50 (Handwired reverb). The amp is battle scarred but sounds great. **It is... This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more!
Holy Crap, I am a Tattoo!!!! How Cool is this!
2009-11-03 02:24:00 It happened!!! I feel like a proud Blogger Daddy!!!About three years ago, I wrote an article for Triathlete Magazine entitled, I Have The Wrong Tattoo. From this article several things happened, people went nuts over the topic, a guy named Charlie Yu managed to make everyone mad and the international triathlon community tdottriathlon was born.T-Dot is my baby. The idea is simple, if you have ever crossed the finish line you are a member of the T-Dot community, no matter what the distance or speed. There is no international symbol for triathlon, so I took it upon myself to create one, a T with three "dots" over the T to symbolize the three disciplines of the sport. Earlier this year,...
Chronicles of the Cursed: Hades Emerges will scare the crap out of you
2009-10-09 20:00:00 We stopped by one of the hottest haunted houses of the year: Chronicles of the Cursed: Hades Emerges last night and it scared the crap out of us.I was fortunate to hang out with the hosts of Feast of Fun as they recorded a "sound seeing tour" of the house, so I didn't have to experience it alone. It is scary, so scary that t'll scare the crap out of you - literally. They have Depends right by the door and fortunately I had a clean pair of manties in my murse because my mother always told me to make sure I have clean underwear with me.Chronicles of the Cursed is a walk-through haunted house (well really it's a HUGE...
Utter Crap about Nottingham Forest
2009-09-21 18:40:00 This article in the Telegraph by Jonathan Liew is complete rubbish. Notts County are about five years away from being near the standard of Forest, Forest may not be the best side but County are still crap, the injection of cash from Qatar and the media hype surrounding Sven and the washed-up Sol Campbell do not make County a decent side, defeat to Morecambe at the weekend should confirm that. It just shows a level of ignorance and sensationalism that is so common in football (and all) press nowadays."Nottingham Forest seek to escape shadow cast by Notts County"It has been over fifteen years since Nottingham Forest and Notts County played each other competitively, and a good deal longer since the city’s bragging rights have beengenuinely open to debate.
By: toomuchtime
CVS Transaction: Made $4 Thanks to Crap I Didn't Need
2009-08-29 21:04:00 Note: The deals in this post are good through store closing tonight. Recently I was showing a friend how to make money and get free stuff at CVS. During that week, I got a couple packs of highlighters for free after a coupon, in order to boost my total up to $20 so I could use a $4/$20. "Don't you end up getting a bunch of crap you don't need?" she asked. Well, yes. But the crap always seems to find people who do need it. In that case, highlighters turned out to be on Nutmeg's new teacher's supply list, so I was able to score brownie points by sending in two packs. This week, the crap I don't need...
Rider: Pigeons make station look like 'crap'
2009-08-14 00:11:00 Kevin Black of Rogers Park wrote to "Going Public" to complain about the Howard Station."How about asking the CTA why I have to run the gauntlet of pigeon crap on the north end of the Howard Street Red Line station, you know, the one they just spent millions of dollars renovating so that the pigeons could have a nice place to roost under the underpass and crap on people as they try to enter the station?The sidewalk looks like a minefield. I thought about calling up the city and reporting it as a health hazard.Also, more than a year after it opened, why is there still leaking at the south end of the station as you go down to the...
crap day
2009-08-05 22:11:00 Wed 5: What a completely diabolical day for technology issues. No printer, inability to scan as the antivirus fails to execute, error messages re Bluetooth. And now there are possible problems re the art gallery with horribly slipping timescales. Customer service with PC Security Shield is virtually nil and I am in limbo on all other ...
Crap I missed it!
2009-05-20 18:16:00 Fisker Karma is a plug-in hybrid luxury sports sedan manufactured by Fisker Automotive which is a joint venture of Quantum Technologies and Fisker Coachbuild. It was announced in September 2007, introduced in 2008 and to be sold in the summer of 2009. This eco friendly design and engineering masterpiece is available for only $87900 Up next: ...
Katie Holmes dressing like crap again
2009-04-18 01:59:00 Splash News Online Once again Katie Holmes was seen without makeup and dressed down while going to dance rehearsal. And even though she is going to a place to get all sweaty, it still shocks me that Tom Cruise would let his trophy wife go out like that. Plus you would think Katie would get a ...
The America?s Fair is Dead & Other Crap
2009-04-15 19:52:00 Long Live the (return of the) Erie County Fair. (And it'll be free for kids under 12). I also caught the fact that Chris Collins is taking a page from the petty Machiavellian machinations of the Brown/Casey/Pigeon cabal. Chris Collins ran for CE pledging to be a chief executive, ...
By: BuffaloPundit
Do Annuity Issuers Really Give a Crap About Plaintiffs?
2009-03-21 01:44:00 I am going to go out on a limb with this one because I, for one, want to know how many structured annuity issuers really give a crap about plaintiffs? One can read the brochures, look at the web sites and the marketing hype, but... Are you angry at me for posing this seemingly outrageous question yet friends? GOOD.The Halpern Group, an undisputed friend of plaintiffs, has strong anti-assignment language in the qualified assignment agreements for its United States Treasury Bond Structured Settlement Trust. The company has recently been endorsed by the American Association for Justice whereas no structured annuity issuer or intermediary has. My sources tell me that cash now pusher companies such as J.G. Wentworth have tried but now hardly bother going after Halpern clients because they're going to be shut down by the Halpern anti-assignment language. Halpern Group anti assignment language is available to resourceful members of the structured settlement industry, including structure...
Today - My Life Is Crap!!!
2009-01-07 07:10:00 Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday January 6, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Today - My Life Is Crap!!!Technorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspotBe sure to submit your nominations early.Thank you,Bill Austin
The Crap Economy Hits Luxury Markets...
2008-12-30 20:26:00 Silly sounding headlines like "Sales of Luxury Yachts Down Last Quarter" or "Billionaire Selling Private Jet for $28 Million" are becoming more common. Now the giant luxury brand CHANEL is also starting to feel the pinch...Chanel, one of the grandest French fashion names, is to lay off 200 Paris staff in an unmistakable sign that even the world's top luxury brands are feeling the pinch in the global recession. A week ago Chanel, privately owned and secretive about its affairs, called off a glitzy art show as it was about to arrive in London from New York. Over the weekend trade unions reported that the fashion house was to lay off all of its 200 Paris staff who are on fixed-term or temporary contracts.The company employs 16,000 people worldwide. ?In the little world of luxury goods, the news has had the impact of a bombshell,? said Le Parisien newspaper. By coincidence, French television was showing the first part of an Italian-American mini-series on the life of Coco Chanel last n...
By: Hip Candy
Love Languages and All That Crap
2008-12-03 18:40:00 So, I haven’t read the book - Don’t even know exactly what the title is - but I understand the basic concept… People have ways that they accept love as love, and everyone is different. Perhaps it’s works, or in other words, when people do things for you. Perhaps it’s affirmations, like being told they’re wonderful. Etc. When those things happen, whatever they are, that person feels loved. Oftentimes, people will act out in the ways they feel loved. Sort of doing how they want to be treated. The trick is, learning what the other person’s language IS, so you can make THEM feel loved instead of acting out how YOU feel loved. We have a basic rule in our house, both with parenting, and with household tasks. Butt out. In other words, if I’m doing the task, you don’t tell me how to do it, I’ll do it my way. That’s not a one-way street, both Poe and I do this. Early on in our marriage, he told me I wa...
Buggering Crap Monkies
2008-10-31 00:17:00 I took a bold step today and met up for lunch with another blogger whom I had never before met. This is a hard thing for me to do, because, believe it or not, I am shy. People are terrifying, unpredictable freaks. Except for you, of course. You are totally approachable. And do you know who else I do not find terrifying anymore? May-B from Buggering Crap Monkies, that cute person pictured on the left.I was terrified beforehand, of course, because she was an Unknown Person. I don't know what it is that I think UPs are going to do to me, because I always meet them in well-lit, public venues where there are lots of witnesses, but I worry and breathe funny and break out in pimples like a hormone-imbalanced teenager anyway, which I did, especially the breaking out part. My chin usually has some sort festering pore on it, because I am a bad person, but several previously mostly unnoticeable zits blossomed into these red and purple babboon-butt-looking things this morning. I spack...
Skank Kathleen Parker Writes Crap Article…
2008-10-24 18:10:00 From Ace of Spades via Conservative Grapevine Today, Kathleen “Look at Me! Look at Me!” Parker has authored the most juvenile and catty piece of tripe I have ever seen published outside of the New York Times. Or Wonkette. It’s hard to tell the difference sometimes. I hesitate to link it, because I don’t want to give her ...
When Cars Were Crap
2008-10-15 16:14:00 From TreeHugger: There are two different viewpoints on the green front when it comes to new and old vehicles. Some people believe that newer vehicles are a waste of money, while others see them as more technologically advanced (better fuel economy, less emissions, etc.). Some peopl
More on Minority Tongues
2008-10-07 22:05:00 Ploni Almoni, a really smart Jewish Israeli who is also a fairly sensible sort of White nationalist, asks about the Migration and Language Policy post: A question, which you may have already addressed in other postings on the subject: Why should we care? That's not a cynical or smart-ass question. What's so important about a language?Seems to me, we care about languages mostly as proxies for something really important: nations, in the original sense of the word (ethnoi).But it's a truism of political science that language is a poor proxy for nationhood. The Irish are a nation even though their mother tongue is English. The Jews are a nation even though they've got dozens of mother tongues, and most Jews probably don't speak Hebrew. I do care a lot about the survival of the nation--my nation, that is, not all those funny other ones.Why do people care about all those funny nations and languages not their own? My guess is, for the same reason they care about those funny species l...
By: Robert Lindsay
Same Crap. Different Day.
2008-09-17 18:11:00 Yeah, I know the last thing a wrote about was a giant floating turd breaking loose and wreaking havoc, and I'd really rather not have two back-to-back poop stories, but remember when Shaun the Homeless Black Guy and Sandra Bernhardt left a present in front of our office? Well, it happened again. Of course, we can't be certain exactly who's been laying bricks out there, since everyone's a suspect.
By: Random Squeegee
Same Crap. Different Day.
2008-09-11 13:44:00 Yeah, I know the last thing a wrote about was a giant floating turd breaking loose and wreaking havoc, and I'd really rather not have two back-to-back poop stories, but remember when Shaun the Homeless Black Guy and Sandra Bernhardt left a present in front of our office? Well, it happened again. Of course, we can't be certain exactly who's been laying bricks out there, since everyone's a suspect. But somebody did it. And it's been there since Monday. That's not really a smell that you want to start your week off with. The guilty party did have enough shame to cover it with the foil wrapper from a burger. I didn't really examine the thing to see if it was from McDonalds or Burger King, but regardless of what the wrapper said, underneath was definitely a Whopper. Again, in addition to our little graphic design outfit, this building houses, an art gallery, two salons (one of which is called Isoci, which I guess is pronounced EE-SO-SEE, but I always say it as i-socky) and whate...
By: Random Squeegee
EcoJohn - A John That Burns Your Crap Instead of Flushing
2008-09-04 16:09:00 From Newlaunches.com: We don't usually think about what happens to the waste we produce and flush down the drain, but one thought to keep in mind is that every time one flushes a considerable amount of water is wasted. This is because no one has yet come up with a better solution f
POP: Large Hadron Collider Rap
2008-08-25 14:00:00 This video is as informative as it is creepy. It’s very informative.
By: Gormanfilms
Holy Crap! Hole in the Wall is coming to Fox!
2008-08-19 16:08:00 Fox is adding Hole in the Wall aka Human Tetris to its lineup on September 11th! I can’t wait for this show!!! This is what I thought I Survived a Japanese Game Show was going to be, so seeing that Fox is going to have a whole hour dedicated to Human Tetris gives me something to ...
Holy crap!
2008-07-30 17:27:00 I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe I spend all my time in front of a computer. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.I am busy with work, personal projects, just generally being of great concern to my employer, my day starts from when the nightclubs close to early afternoon. I am totally exhausted. but who cares.I won't promise anything to you but I will make more of an effort to blog more often. Promise! I really, truly promise!.
By: Lookin For DVD
I thought I was done with this crap?
2008-06-30 12:09:00 I went to a baby shower on Saturday. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, we played “Baby Bingo” and some other cutesy games that the New-Mom-to-Be’s family made up. No we didn’t play the dirty diaper game. That’s just friggin’ gross. I used to work with the New -Mom-to-Be. I saw a lot of my old work friends ...
Can I outsource all that social media marketing crap to affiliates?
2008-06-27 11:32:00 This Tuesday I spoke at the social media panel of SES Hamburg. While I enjoyed the great session for some people in the audience social media and blogs are not as enjoyable. The contrary seems to be the case. The last question asked at the end of the panel was the most striking. A man ...
By: SEO Blog
SEO Tip 21: Removing All The Crap
2008-06-27 10:15:00 It’s beeen a while since we dropped something here, so we guess it time to hit you with another SEO tip from our SEO tips series. Today we will take a look at what search engines want? They want words, they want lots of words, they want lots of original words, the want lots of ...
Can I outsource all that social media marketing crap to affiliates?
2008-06-27 06:32:00 This Tuesday I spoke at the social media panel of SES Hamburg. While I enjoyed the great session for some people in the audience social media and blogs are not as enjoyable. The contrary seems to be the case. The last question asked at the end of the panel was the most striking. A man ...
By: SEO Blog
More Crap Music From Heidi Montag
2008-06-23 18:17:00 “It’s the greatest song of my life,” says Spencer Pratt. So you know it’s going to suck ass . .
By: Celebrity Smack!
Holy Crap
2008-06-23 07:00:00 God poos. It is not for negotiation. The bible says He made us like Him and so He must shit. Also, He must wank and piss and lie and cheat and think about inappropriate sexual adventures from time to time. This is God. He made you like Him. SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Holy Crap", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/06/2-3/holy-crap/" } );
By: Mister Poo
Awwwwwwwwwww Crap.
2008-06-18 22:03:00 Just in time for the White Sox series. ST. PETERSBURG -- Four different players drove in a run in a four-run third inning to spark the Rays to a 5-4 Interleague victory Wednesday over the Cubs and Carlos Zambrano, who was pulled after 6 2/3 innings because of discomfort in his right shoulder. It was hard to tell what happened EXACTLY, but it looked like, after Z walked Carl Crawford, Soto noticed something and summoned both Lou and Mark O'Neal out to the mound. From there, Lou held out his hand at least twice, and Carlos just stood there and refused to give Lou the ball. Twice. At that point, I was scared. Because honestly, as tough as Z is, I'm not sure who wins if Lou decides to throw down. Finally, Z stomped off the mound and Lou muttered something under his breath and shook his head in disgust. High drama. To recap: we're screwed. In other news, Butters also left the game with a gimpy foot or something. Whoop-de-freakin'-do. |
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