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Dave Barry On Economic ?Stimulus? Payments
2008-04-29 20:49:00 Well, it looks like the first of the economic ?stimulus? payments are arriving in the mailbox (and being spent at the gas pump). The other day I noticed that Dave Barry had added his two cents on the tax rebate checks. For those of you who aren?t familiar with Dave Barry, he is ...
By: Boom2Bust.com
Dave Barry quotes Gadget
2008-03-10 23:13:00 if(showGadget){document.write("-[inline]");}[/inline]Google Gadget Description:Famous quotes by Dave Barry.Author:David OlsenAdd to iGoogle | Add to your webpage | View Source | About Author
MUSIC TO GET RICH BY - Dave Barry
2007-11-01 15:56:00 Music Lessons---------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC TO GET RICH BY -- Dave Barry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~~~~Basically there are two kinds of music:: "CLASSICAL" music, which is the kind written by dead German guys and played by people wearing tuxedos.: "REGULAR" music, which can be written by anybody and played by anybody and gets on the radio a lot.If you want to make large sums of money, you should get into regular music. These days classical music is popular with only about three hundred people, the same ones who contribute voluntarily to public television. Classical music tends to go on for days, which is why it is played by "orchestras," or groups of four hundred fifty to five hundred people whose parents made them practice classical music when all the other kids were out learning how to french-kiss. Orchestra people divide up the labor: one group will play a batch of music,or "movement," then everybody sits back and ...
Open Letter to Dave Barry
2007-06-19 19:44:00 Dear Dave,I regret that I will be unable to attend the NSNC conference. I know that you are pretty darn depressed at my not attending because I was planning to offer you some fashion tips for your presidential campaign. Since I have chosen to go to the beach with my family, I want to offer you the tips and I hope it helps your campaign. 1. I know that in my NSNC online column, I sort of made fun of your hair and suggested you color it. But, I think the way you are styling it gives you an updated "Stephen King" kind of persona. Ignore my previous advice and keep the current hairstyle. Unless of course, it is a toupee.2. Your maroon suit on your Web site has a sort of "Napoleon Dynamite" feel to it and Gosh, I think that is so in touch with the common folk. However, I don't think maroon is your color. I suggest that you consider a bright red, with patriotic blue and white stripes. Do wear a matching bow tie. Of course, you should wear white patent leather shoes...patent leather is Al...
Dave Barry’s words of wisdom
2007-06-19 14:48:00 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” There is a very fine line between hobby and “mental illness.” People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. You should not confuse your career with your life. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. Never lick a steak knife. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthd...
Sixteen Things That it Took Me 50 Years to Learn ? Dave Barry
2007-05-29 00:34:00 You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she?s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. The ...
By: Age Ventures
Dave Barry?s 2006 Year-End Review
2007-01-01 22:12:01 Dave Barry has emerged from his secret hiding place to remind us of the year that was. It was a momentous year, a year of events that will echo in the annals of history the way a dropped plate of calamari echoes in an Italian restaurant with a tile floor. Decades from now, our [...]
By: Gone Hollywood
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