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Challenge David Caruso
2008-04-06 06:11:00 I watch CSI Miami every week, just to laugh at how bad David Caruso's "sun-glass" acting is. ............anyone becomes an emmy deserving actor when 1 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
David Caruso - Carusofied
2008-04-06 05:52:00 David Caruso's acting is so bad on CSI: Miami that I thought their writers had gone on strike early and the actors were just making it up as they wen1 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
David Caruso Is Every Directors Nightmare!
2008-03-17 18:28:00 David Caruso?s ego has grown just as big as the ratings for his hit CBS show, ?CSI: Miami.? On-set sources say he rewrites every scene he?s in and instructs the director on how to do his job. According to e-mails sent to Defamer.com, ?[Caruso] can?t walk and talk at the same time - you should see ...
David Caruso Is Every Directors Nightmare!
2008-03-17 12:06:00 David Caruso’s ego has grown just as big as the ratings for his hit CBS show, “CSI: Miami.” On-set sources say he rewrites every scene he’s in and instructs the director on how to do his job.According to e-mails sent to Defamer.com, “[Caruso] can’t walk and talk at the same time - you should see ... Related Entries: OAN Talks With Grindhouse Directors Quentin Tarantino & Robert RodriguezOpen All Night chatted with "Grindhouse" directors Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez at their in-store signing event on Saturday. ...Budding film directors, YouTube will pay you!Any frustrated film directors working on a low budget will be delighted to hear that YouTube could be paying you ...Nightmare on Elm StreetIt was that time of year again, the annual checkup at the Gynocologist. Location: Elm street, Everytown USA. The same ...On useless corporate beauty websitesMarketing directors, new media directors, and others who are in charge of corp...
David Caruso: Vixen's Grave Deepens!
2008-03-15 21:00:00 Our gratitude to Bennu (inthewind) and Sara for keeping us apprised of the bunk submitted in the name of humor(?) at the expense of David Caruso and 1 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
David Caruso inaugura la Lexicon Digital Communication
2008-01-21 22:33:00 David Caruso, alias Horatio Caine di “CSI: Miami”, è stato da molti visto aggirarsi la settimana scorsa al CES, la più importante fiera dell’elettronica di consumo che si è tenuta a Las Vegas. Una visita non solo per piacere ma probabilmente anche per affari. Con più tempo a disposizione del solito, dal momento che le riprese della serie sono state sospese causa sciopero sceneggiatori, Caruso si è impegnato in un nuovo progetto. Si tratta di una società che dovrebbe occuparsi di media e comunicazione, la “Lexicon Digital Communications”, ma a quanto pare a nessun è ben chiaro di cosa dovrebbe occuparsi. Nemmeno il sito, su cui è possibile visionare un enigmatico video di Caruso e altri due personaggi che camminano nel deserto, volano in un jet privato o se ne vanno in giro per Las Vegas, illumina più di tanto. Ci vorrà una squadra di detectives per capire di cosa si tratta? (Fo...
Vixen and David Caruso and urban legends....
2007-12-06 14:39:00 We just can't resist. We have tried to but this is becoming so hilariously funny (and since snarking is one thing we are very proficient in) we have1 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
Jim Carrey... al estilo David Caruso
2007-08-12 11:08:00 Si hay un tipo duro en el panorama televisivo actual, ese es David Caruso (alias "Horatio Caine") de CSI Miami.Sus frases de una línea en la introducción del capítulo se han convertido en un clásico tal que en YouTube hay incluso videos recopilatorios: CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners. Hoy también he encontrado un curioso video en el que Jim Carrey le parodia. Enlace a este video en YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/-v/glvGfQnx3DIPor cierto, a mi la última me ha costado cogerla. Al parecer "I did tee a putty tat" es una de las típicas frases que decía Piolín al ver al gato Silvestre:¡Me pareció ver un lindo gatito! (I thawt I taw a putty tat!).¡Es cierto! ¡Es cierto! ¡Vi un lindo gatito! (I did, I did, a putty tat!).
Reasons To Hate David Caruso
2007-05-08 18:28:00 Oh, David Caruso, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. It's been a long relationship, for many seasons of CSI:Miami I didn't realise what you were doing. It didn't occur to me to actually pay attention to you. I was blinded by the greatness of the Vegas series, and eventually the New York incarnation.I can remember the exact moment it happened. It was like a switch being flicked in my head. I thought to myself: "You're SHIT!!". The next thing I know I recognised every cheesy line, every time you moved your glasses, your hero complex, and finally the fact that you're ONLY A CSI. You're not in SWAT, you shouldn't clear a house on your own, or lead in a team of heavily armed and armoured policemen into a criminal's home. You should be sitting outside, with the other CSIs, waiting for the scene to be cleared. You're a twat, and it's time people knew.1. Now watch this video...2. ...and again...3. ...and again...4. ...and again...5. ...and again!!!Does that not just grate ...
Reasons To Hate David Caruso
2007-05-08 18:28:00 Oh, David Caruso, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. It's been a long relationship, for many seasons of CSI:Miami I didn't realise what you were doing. It didn't occur to me to actually pay attention to you. I was blinded by the greatness of the Vegas series, and eventually the New York incarnation.I can remember the exact moment it happened. It was like a switch being flicked in my head. I thought to myself: "You're SHIT!!". The next thing I know I recognised every cheesy line, every time you moved your glasses, your hero complex, and finally the fact that you're ONLY A CSI. You're not in SWAT, you shouldn't clear a house on your own, or lead in a team of heavily armed and armoured policemen into a criminal's home. You should be sitting outside, with the other CSIs, waiting for the scene to be cleared. You're a twat, and it's time people knew.1. Now watch this video...2. ...and again...3. ...and again...4. ...and again...5. ...and again!!!Does that not just grate ...
David Caruso and girlfriend are expecting
2007-03-29 09:22:00 CSI: Miami star David Caruso, 51, and his girlfriend, Liza Marquez, are expecting a second child together. Their son Marquez Anthony is 18-month-old. Caruso also has daughter, Greta, 22, from his second marriage to actress Rachel Ticotin. The actor split from his third wife, Margaret Buckley, in 2005. Source: etonline.com David Caruso:
David Caruso on CSI Miami
2007-03-02 11:51:02 HOLY FUCK!! Is their possibly a worse actor in T.V. Land than David Caruso, “star” of CSI Miami?? HELL NO!!! This BAG SNIFFING CUMSHOT has all of the “acting abilities” of your average loaf of bread!! This MORON is STALER THAN DRY RYE TOAST!! No matter what the scene is or what emotion is supposed to be implied, this GENITAL WART of an actor has the same MONOTONE charisma. Stiff, often painfully thought out motions!! This guy overacts just PUTTING HIS FUCKIN’ SUNGLASSES ON!! William Shatner… you have been DETHRONED!!! All hail the new GRIEF, Mr Caruso!! |
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