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Popular Rock Music Of The 90s - The Songs That Defined A Decade
2008-08-31 23:31:00 Rizzo Music is back with a new article from the "Popular Music of the 90s" series. Last week I made a list of some of the best pop music of the decade and today I am going to share with you my list for the most popular rock music of the 90s. Out of all the lists and playlists I have created in the past, this was by far the hardest to come up with. There are so many great artists and songs that originated in the 9os and deciding on just 5 songs for every year was tough. I tried to get representation out of all the key rock artists and hopefully I didn't forget anyone.After much debate I was able to compile this list. There are so many songs that I really like that could not be included due restrictions on space but there are 50 great singles here for your enjoyment.How it works:For each genre of music I will rank the top 5 singles from each year in the 90s. I will provide a link for each song (either imeem or youtube, depending on availability) for your listening pleasure.Disclaimer...
By: Rizzo Music
vba excel user defined
2008-07-25 09:26:00 How to create excel user defined function and to delete.?
The Universal Laws: Defined
2008-06-09 15:28:00 There are three Eternal Universal Laws that we want to assist you in understanding more clearly so that you may apply them intentionally, effectively, and satisfactorily through your physical expression of life. The Law of Attraction is the first of the Laws that we will offer, for if you do not understand, and are not ...
Dogs of the Dow Screen Defined
2008-06-02 01:46:00 I began running the Dogs of the Dow investment strategy a few cycles back, and the scores for it will begin to show after at least 5 screens hit the 10-week maturity mark. I have added a page under the Investment Strategies section which defines the Dogs of the Dow, and how the screen is run ...
By: Sum of Some
God's Grace Defined
2008-06-01 18:17:00 I posted this on my friend's forum www.freebelievers.com It was in response to a discussion on God's grace.What cheapens grace is the dilution of its power to change. I have often been accused of giving my children too much freedom by people who barely know me. Once people get to know my family they realize that my children are very well behaved. I have learned as a father that restricted freedom creates a desire for freedom, but granted freedom is most often not used in its entirety. It is a fact that God grants us the freedom to learn the hard way (by mistake). His law was given as grace to protect and insure a long life. When we disobey His law we bring condemnation upon ourselves, but this does not mean God isn't forgiving us. Look at the story of Samson. Did God condemn Samson or did Samson condemn himself? Read Deut chapter 4 as coming from a loving father's voice and you will see what I mean. Sin is anything that separates us from ourself, God or others. Sin is the opposi...
Ecommerce Defined
2008-05-26 23:57:00 by: Jimmy Mayon In its simplest terms, Ecommerce or E-commerce or eCommerce ? how ever which way the word shows up, is an interchange of goods or commodities (products or services) that is very similar to any kind of commerce that exists. It differs from the other types of commerce such as foreign commerce and domestic commerce on only two attributes. One, ecommerce can be both accomplished on foreign and domestic scales; and two, it accommodates every kind of trader, from those trading in small, medium and large scale businesses, to those in micro businesses. Foreign and domestic commerce both happens on a large scale basis. Foreign commerce is between different countries, while domestic commerce happens with business entities between different parts of the same country. Ecommerce is a fusion of the words ?electronic? and ?commerce.? This basically means that all transactions happen over the electronic systems like the Internet or other computer networks - a good example of which i...
Marketing Lingo Defined: Multi Level Marketing
2008-05-13 23:04:00 Last week a client asked me what multi level marketing was and I thought “That’s odd. I thought EVERYONE knew what an MLM is.” Lesson: Never assume! So, here is my attempt at defining multi level marketing (MLM) in plain English. MLM goes by many other names, but the most popular are “network marketing” and “direct sales.” MLM ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Marketing Lingo Defined: Multi Level Marketing", url: "http://blog.cristinafavreau.co-m/2008/05/marketing-lingo-defin-ed-multi-level-marketing/" });
How to Quickly Get Chiseled and Defined Abs Like a Fitness Model by Doing T
2008-05-13 07:00:00 Are you constantly doing sit ups and yet seeing no results and you feel like you are fighting a losing battle? Well maybe you are! Sorry the truth sometimes hurts, but in order for exercises to work you need to maintain a low body fat level, eat a proper diet and have a healthy ...
By: Resources zone
All About User-Defined Functions in PHP
2008-05-07 12:13:00 So far we’ve been using PHPs built-in functions to do our tasks; we also declared and used user-defined function in the post Creating a Simple Visitor Counter in PHP. However, we didn’t discuss much about them. For those of you who are curious to know more about user-defined functions or those who’d doubts, I’ve written this post. Read along to know more about user-defined functions. Declaring functions In PHP functions are declared using the keyword ‘function’ as below: function func-name(arg-lis-t) { ? } Here ‘arg-list’ may be empty if you don’t want the function to take any arguments. If you remember from the post Creating a Simple Visitor Counter in PHP, we’d stated that no matter whether the function returns a value or not, no return type has to be specified for the function (unlike C/C++). a. Functions having parameters function myfunc($a) ...
Elitism Defined
2008-05-03 02:27:00 Bill Clinton, ostensibly referring to Barack Obama’s supporters: “The great divide in this country is not by race or even income, it’s by those who think they are better than everyone else and think they should play by a different set of rules,” he said. “In West Virginia and Arkansas, we know that when we see ...
MHR Tech Tips - "Tags" and "Recommended" Defined
2008-04-30 19:00:00 A quick word on MHR Tech help and tips before we get to using the "Tags" and "Recommend" features... There are a lot of features at MHR that a member can use to make his or her fanposts look better. There are also tools to help make your work easier to use by others. Many of these are "easy" to figure out, and many feautures are explained by clicking for help on the right side of the page when you are putting your fanpost together (by clicking on the question mark). But I'm an older guy who didn't grow up around computers, and I understand the frustration that can come from not understanding computers. In fact, I'm the only editor at MHR that doesn't have an impressive background in computer technology. No fear my friends. If I can learn it, we all can learn it. If you ever need help, here are some tips: 1. You can comment under someone's story or fanpost to ask for help. Almost every MHR member is friendly, helpful, and patient. You won't find a lot of the negative...
By: Mile High Report
Leadership, as Defined by Generation Y Women on Fast Company
2008-04-22 20:19:00 Great post on Fast Company from April 8: Leadership, as Defined by Generation Y Women “Generation Y workers seem much more fixated with trying to make the world a better place than previous generations. Increasingly, students fresh out of college and MBA graduates want to work for socially responsible companies.” I was just commenting yesterday that I ...
Consequences of evil defined
2008-04-19 13:45:00 Evil Kills The SoulDo you ever wonder how some people become capable of committing violent acts of crime? Sometimes when I read these horrible news stories it depresses me for the next few hours of the day. Certain acts of cruelty committed by people are absolutely shocking to me. How do people get the place where they have no conscious? After a period of living under the influence of evil their soul dies. That is why many of these people live suicidal lifestyles that end up destroying them physically. Evil takes away your conscious allowing you to lie, kill, steal and destroy (even yourself) without any convictions. Eventually fear and the desire for control will dominate your every breath, every word and every action. A person consumed by evil can no longer be themselves because they no longer have a living soul. A cloud of chaos follows those consumed by evil everywhere they go and creating an ever-increasing appetite making it impossible to find contentment. Those consumed by ev...
How Much Of A Man Are You? Your Adonis Index Defined
2008-04-15 17:06:00 On your top 10 list of things that you find attractive in a woman, I?ll bet facial beauty and a nice body account for 9 of the top 10 spots?and in many cases all 10. In fact, the vast majority of men? and that?s me included? will probably give a bit on the face if ...
Nutrition after your training- The Key to a well defined, toned body. Poste
2008-04-15 07:04:00 For people exercising, next to breakfast, your afterr training meal is probably the most important meal of your day. The real key to a well defined body is in what you eat after you training. More: continued here
Spiritual Warfare Defined
2008-04-12 22:11:00 The origins of evilEvil actions are a symptom of evil that has already occurred. Evil begins in the heart before it manifests itself as an action. Look at marriage for instance. What makes a couple married is not the wedding day, but rather everything that led up to that day. A wedding is merely a public expression of something that has already occurred in the heart. Divorce is also a public expression of something that has already occurred. By the time an evil action occurs there has been much that has lead up to that moment. I guess you can say that evil is everything that lead to the evil action and the action is just a small part of the equation. Spiritual fruit is the manifestation of something that has already occurred in the heart prior to the action. Jesus said if you hate someone in your heart that you are guilty of murder. By the time a murderer kills his victim many things have happened leading up to that point. It is natural for a human to just see the murder itself as e...
FLX USB drive is simplicity defined
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I find the best designs to be the most simple and intuitive. You don't need a lot of flash to be impressive, just a good idea implemented well. That's just what this FLX drive is: a tiny USB thumb drive with a unique, creative design. The FLX is essentially just a ...
Evil Satan Defined
2008-04-05 17:34:00 The nature of the worst forms of evilMost people with common sense know the obvious types of evil, but today I am going to define the less obvious types of evil. At times it may seem like I am exalting satan, but please know that I am not. The darkest form of evil is in the less obvious and more deceptive form. This form of evil looks good, feels good and says all the right things in order to deceive the less suspecting victim. The true nature of deception is it's ability to completely go unnoticed by its victim.Evil is beautifulEvil is beautiful because the Bible says that satan comes as an angel of light. The most powerful form of evil makes itself alluring to people. In order to deceive you have to look good so that people will feel drawn by your appearance. When Saul was made king of Israel one of the reasons the people chose him was the fact that he was handsome. A good appearance not only draws people, but causes them to assume good qualities exist. Ask yourself this question...
Key Stages of the research clycle defined
2008-04-04 17:13:00 There are 3 main online customer research stages that efffects customers purchasing decisions and process. 1- Product specification research 2- Brand or product validation 3- Product short listing Sticking with the example of a flat screen TV, bear in mind that is regardless of the product or service, these 3 phases hold true. In certain cases, products become more ...
Hardwood Lumber Defined and Explained
2008-04-03 18:21:00 Building a hutch or putting down wood floor for the living room are two jobs that can be completed with relative ease. The most important question to answer is what type of hardwood lumber you want to use. First you will want to learn a few things about hardwoods. Then you will be able to make an educated decision. Hardwood is wood that comes from broad leaf trees or two that produce nuts. Walnut, Maple and Cherry trees are the ones that are used mist frequently in North America. The climate in North America is perfect for the trees so they grow in great abundance. Lumber from any of these trees is labeled hardwood. However, this generic label is somewhat misleading because there are major differences in the types. Industrials groups have worked hard to give rating to various lumbers to help differentiate between them. Different strengths and grades are defined to let consumers know which ones are the hardest and which are soft. Knowing the difference between the grades is extremely...
By: Home Design 365
Green Collar Jobs Defined
2008-03-29 11:15:00 Green collar jobs are rapidly becoming fashionable. The new trend represents a shift to the mainstream of the good old environmentalist approach to life. But what exactly makes a job green? The...
By: Green Options
The Athlete Defined Art Competition
2008-03-28 16:18:00 Artists are encouraged to examine the nature of both athletics and athletes, and the Olympic movement with its history and competitions. Artists are encouraged to work freely around the three central themes above. The show promises great prestige, exposure, and sales opportunity for any artist. OPUS6IX Art Gallery in Eugene Oregon will select works from ...
By: TalentSpeaks
Parenting Time Defined
2008-03-26 04:43:00 Michigan Compiled Law 722.27a Parenting time. Sec. 7a.
By: LawRefs
Joint Custody Defined
2008-03-26 04:41:00 Michigan Compiled Law 722.26a Joint custody. Sec. 6a.
By: LawRefs
Best Interests of Child Defined
2008-03-26 04:39:00 Michigan Compiled Law 722.23 “Best interests of the child” defined. Sec. 3. As used in this act, “best interests of the child” means
By: LawRefs
Mozilla: ?event is not defined?
2008-03-24 12:28:00 One of most common event related questions I got is about error in Mozilla browsers “event is not defined”. IE and Mozilla treat event variable differently, while in IE it is a global variable (accessible without passing it to the function) in Mozilla you need to pass it every time (which btw is by w3c standards). Example ...
By: Vladimir Cvetic
Defense cap defined
2008-03-24 03:43:00 Many WoW players (and several of our readers) often comment that there is no such thing as a defense cap. This is true in the strict sense that there is no upper limit on how much defense you can have, nor any statistical diminishing returns. However, that's not to say that there's not a point where the utility provided by more defense starts to fall off - so there is a point where the utility given by more defense actually provides a practical diminishing return, and that point is referred to as the defense cap.What is the magic number? 490 defense for Warriors and Paladins, and 415 defense for Feral Druids. To come about this number, you need to do a little math. First, it's important to note that a raid "boss" mob is considered three levels above the player. This means that the math is based off the boss mob being a level 73 mob, and the player being level 70. A player's base defense is defined by the formula Base Defense = level * 5. A player that is level 70 would thus have...
By: Online Games
Persistence, defined
2008-03-23 20:14:00 Persistence isn't using the same tactics over and over. That's just annoying.Persistence is having the same goal over and over.- Seth Godin.A good thing to have on your desk.
SQL SERVER - 2005 - Retrieve Any User Defined Object Details Using sys.obje
2008-03-16 02:30:00 sys.objects object catalog view contains a row for each user-defined, schema-scoped object that is created within a database. You can retrieve any user defined object details by querying sys.objects database. Let us see one example of sys.objects database usage. You can run following query to retrieve all the information regarding name of foreign key, name of ...
CINEMA NOT DEFINED BY BOLLYWOOD
2008-03-15 09:44:00 For the first time the entire Indian Panorama package outside the purview of the International Film Festival of India will be showcased in Kolkata between 15 and 20 March and on 26 and 27 March. “Presented in collaboration with Nandan, West Bengal Film Centre, film lovers will get to watch 21 feature and 15 non-feature films,” announced Ms Neelam Kapur, additional director general, Directorate of Film Festivals, ministry of information and broadcasting. The ‘mini film festival’ promotes Indian cinema in its diversity. Usually the films showcased here are screened in the Goa festival and abroad. An exception has been made and after the Kolkata showcasing, the package travels to Bangalore and New Delhi. The Indian Panorama seeks out new talent and presents films that are not often screened across India. “Usually Indian cinema gets to be defined by certain pockets. The Indian Panorama goes beyond that,” Ms Kapur said. Festival of Indian Panorama 2...
Plant Terms Defined
2008-03-14 23:56:00 Before we start discussing plans for an herb garden, let's define some terms. Herbs and vegetables fall into three broad growing categories that will help you understand what type of future you can expect from them. Annual Herbs Defined Plants that complete their life cycle in a single season are said to be annual. That season often starts in the spring and ends with the first frost, but with
Dictionary of Accounting: Over 6,000 Terms Clearly Defined
2008-03-09 14:01:00 A & C Black Publishers Ltd 2007-09-30 ISBN: 0713682868 PDF 288 pages 3,3 MbIdeal for accounting students and those needing to enrich their background, this wide-ranging dictionary covers all areas of the discipline, including personal finance, investments, and corporate accounting. Each entry contains sample sentences and notes on grammar and usage to give the clearest picture of a word?s meaning. Terms are shown in context by quotations from newspapers and magazines.Buy this book from Amazon:Dictionary of Accounting: Over 6,000 Terms Clearly Defined (Dictionary)Resources
2.2 million private sector employees drop out of UK defined benefit pension
2008-03-04 11:40:00 The scale of the UK's pensions woes is "worse than originally feared", a think tank has warned. A report by the Policy Exchange found that just 15% o
Affiliate Defined off the market - Huh?
2008-03-02 12:20:00 I’m a bit confused about why Affiliate Defined was taken off the market for re-launch. For those of you who watched my video on affiliate defined most probably wanted to purchase the product for yourselfs. To my surprize I found that the product is currenly not available anymore and there will be a re-launch. Here’s the weird part ...
wanting defined
2008-03-01 01:29:00 FEELING YOUR DESIRE: Feel it by appreciating and allowing instead of wanting and yearning. Now, when we use the word “want” most of you, just the word “want” puts you in instant yearning. Most often, when we are talking to a group of people about what they want, they’re talking about what they don’t have yet. In other words, wanting identifies what is wanted, but what else does it identify? — Where you stand relative to it. So every time you say, “I want something” you have an immediate awareness of where you stand relative to it. So if the “where I am” is dominant in the wanting, then the wanting is yearnful. If the appreciation is dominant, then there’s no lack. So most of you who want are vibrating in a way you can’t get it because your awareness is, “I don’t have it, I’ve never had it, I don’t know anybody who’s got it. The odds are that I won’t get it.&...
Convert your RRSP to a Defined Benefit Pension when you retire (?)
2008-02-29 04:52:00 I think that in the DIY investor world, the propensity to convert an RRSP to a RRIF is strong. The same is probably true for those who use an advisor as well. In fact, approximately 75% of RRSPs are eventually converted to RRIF (Registered Retirement Income Fund) accounts. The title of this post isn't entirely accurate (you can't actually convert your RRSP to a defined benefit pension plan per se), but you can convert your RRSP into a structure that mimics a Defined Benefit Pension Plan through the use of a life annuity.Defined Benefit pensions are envied by some since you eliminate a lot of unknowns for your retirement income planning such as the risk of running out of money. The major counter argument is that with a RRIF account you can possibly increase the pot and potentially have a higher overall retirement income by earning a higher internal rate of return than is normally afforded by an annuity. As always, there is a tradeoff - you are trading the risk of running out of mon...
Affiliate Defined Review - The TRUTH
2008-02-28 17:07:00 Hello, I finally got around reading Affiliate Defined. I was so busy the whole time that I completely forgot to review this product. It’s a product developed by a 13 year old super affiliate and it’s rather good. I don’t want to FORCE you into believing what I’m saying is true nor do I want people to ...
Adequate Care as Defined by Law
2008-02-26 22:00:00 How much care must one really need to show to be appreciated? How does one know that he has given enough care as needed? Is there such a thing as an overflow or an exaggeration of love or concern? In the article, ?Utah State Settles ADA Suit?, posted on June 5, 2007, the case is reversed. Here we have an academic institution who tried to give as much as they could but their care fell short of the expectations of the students.
SQL SERVER - Find All The User Defined Functions (UDF) - Part 2
2008-02-22 02:30:00 Few days ago, I wrote about SQL SERVER - Find All The User Defined Functions (UDF) in a Database. Regular reader of this blog Madhivanan has suggested following alternate method to do the same task of finding all the user defined functions in database. USE AdventureWorks GO SELECT specific_name,specific_schema FROM information_schema.routines WHERE routine_type='function' GO Reference : Pinal Dave (http://www.SQLAuthority.com),- Madhivanan ...
Today's Church Defined
2008-02-16 14:16:00 A church without love is powerless in society. Most churches are more about making a name for themselves or making a dollar for their building fund then they are about genuine love. Most churches are more about serving the institution then they are about serving the people. This is why I am making my life about starting a spiritual revolution. Don't give to your church, but give to the neighbor who genuinely needs it. Don't go to church, be the church. Truly know what mercy and grace are so you can practice genuine mercy and grace every single day. Don't just stare at the back of a persons head every Sunday when you can look people in the eyes everyday. Don't learn the Bible without first learning to love.It is my son's birthday so I will not be writing a lengthy article today.
Stress Management Defined
2008-02-16 13:28:00 A lecturer when explaining stress management to anaudience,Raised a glass of water and asked "How heavy is thisglass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn'tmatter.It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in myright arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call anambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer Ihold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later,as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't beable to carry on. " "As with the glass of water, You have to put it down for a while and rest beforeholding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with theburden." "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden ofwork dow...
Gourmet Coffee Tastes Defined Posted By : George Moore
2008-02-15 07:02:00 How to taste he differences in gourmet coffee. What to look for in both taste and smell when sampling a new gourmet coffee. More: continued here
Affiliate Defined - 13-Year Old Kid Launches Affiliate Marketing Book That'
2008-02-14 14:59:00 Affiliate Defined is a different kind of marketing ebook. It was written by a 13-year old kid that has the nickname "The Affiliate Kid". His real name is David Wilkinson and he makes more online than most adults make online or off per year.David has just released a new product called Affiliate Defined. This easy to follow ebook teaches anyone how to make a living online with the power of affiliate marketing and he also points out how to jump start your affiliate marketing campaigns if you've signed up for affiliate marketing programs in the past and they aren't performing, this book will show some tips and tricks this 13-year old uses that work.This new book is being touted by some of the biggest IM names out there today such as Rob Benwell of Blogging to the Bank fame, Michael Cheney and Jason Moffatt. Think you can't learn anything from a 13-year old? It's a well established fact that 13-year olds know everything (if you have one of your own - you know this is true). David ru...
Affiliate Defined - Affiliate Defined Review
2008-02-13 16:10:00 David Wilkinson’s Affiliate Defined is going live today… My efforts are a little bit late, as you can see, but I’ve had enough time to contact David and talk to him on Instant Messenger. I’ve heard lots of “buzz” around this kid and his abilities to make money online. So I wanted to help him spread ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Affiliate Defined - Affiliate Defined Review", url: "http://www.chrisstigson.com/af-filiate-reviews/affiliate-defin-ed-review" } );
Avon Indiana Market Value defined, real estate, chris castetter, sell my av
2008-02-12 02:21:00 Market value vs. value… Avon Indiana - Realtor Chris Castetter can help you best determine the market value for your property. Often times we do not stop to realize that there is a difference in market value versus value. When selling your home is the main goal, market value will be key. market value n. The amount that a seller may expect to obtain for merchandise, services or securities in the open market. (The question to consider is this: "In today's real estate market, what will an educated, objective buyer pay for my property?" Remember, buyers shop by comparison and know the market sometimes better than a seller.) Often times I am presented with an appraisal from a potential home seller, which usually tells me that the homeowner believes that this "appraised value" is what his or her home will sell for in today's real estate market. This is not the case usually… An appraisal for an existing property is mos...
Defined Cheek Bones Grab Attention
2008-02-12 00:05:00 More and more cosmetic surgeries are being done yearly in America and everyone from Rodeo Drive to Madison Avenue is seems to be going under the knife to better their physical appearance. From breast augmentation to liposuction, both men and women have caught on to the plastic surgery trends and this high demand for perfection ...
Style and Form Defined
2008-02-11 20:01:00 Styles A style defines the set of paragraph and character formats that are available for formatting a document. A typical style contains, for example, a definition for a standard paragraph, list paragraph formats, and possibly special-purpose paragraph formats for headings, data in forms, and so on. A style also defines such character formats as boldface and italics. If you select a style, this style provides the character and paragraph formats for your document. Any formats defined in the form selected for a document are ignored. Be careful, therefore, about selecting a style if none is currently selected. Selecting a style in this case can override formats in the form and produce unpredictable results. An include text preserves the style assigned to an included text. If your document is formatted with the S_OFFICE style and you include a document that uses the S_DOKUS1 style, SAPscript formats the included text according to S_DOKUS1; the other text is formatted with S_OFFICE. ...
By: Total SAP
As you know, Illegal organizations are defined by the School Board as any a
2008-02-08 06:06:00 In case you weren’t watching our public schools are completely gone.
By: WikiProtest Blog
Intellectual property defined
2008-02-06 08:47:00 This post continues the Lightbulb series on terminology. The series so far has definitions of business model (ip/business-model-defined-11.h-tml), commercialisation (intellectual-property/defining--commercialisation.html), and innovation (intellectual-property/innovati-on-defined-and-redefined.html).- Intellectual property is a legal term. Intellectual property law is a loose category, with variations country by country. It includes copyright, confidential information, registered trade marks and patents. A longer list for Australia is set out at the end of this post.
Republican and Democrat Defined...
2008-02-03 16:25:00 A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."I am," replied the man. "How did you know?""Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost.. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat.""I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?""Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you...
By: Comedy Plus
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