I Knew Pork Chop When
2008-04-11 23:12:00 Our beloved Pork Chop made it into this week's Entertainment Weekly (with Tina Fey on the cover) via Diablo Cody's back-page column! Click the scanned article for a larger view.I am heartened that Mr. Chop is receiving some online love, as well, from commenters on Diablo's latest blog entry. Incidentally, she reveals how we got our hands on that pesky Oscar in the first place in a previous post. (That's like spilling a magician's secrets!)I can attest to the coolness of blog commenters because some of my readers have unleashed their wrath upon a certain previously mentioned blogger who needed an HSM-sized dose of reality. It seems like he's backing down a bit. Just a bit. Hey, when you declare a "catfight," I'm not just going to sit in my kitty litter and stare. I'm going to do things like get Pork Chop to come sit on you.
By: Bamboo Nation
Weighing Pork Chop [Episode 008: The Missing Thing]
2008-04-07 07:14:00 Finally! The triumphant return of one of your favorite series of all time, Weighing Pork Chop! Enjoy:
By: Bamboo Nation
Homenaje a Anita Alvarado, la Geisha Chilena
2008-03-31 20:00:00 Su nombre es Anita Alvarado. Ejerció la prostitución en Japón para darle un mejor pasar a su hija recién nacida. Se casó por dinero. Llegó a Chile millonaria, iniciando ?entre otros negocios? una exitosa salsoteca y construyendo una excéntrica mansión al estilo ?Lo que el viento se llevó?. Entre medio, nos enteramos que su esposo estafó ...
By: La Página
What are Eli Roth and Diablo Cody doing in this picture?
2008-03-28 00:00:00 WireImage I can't figure out how Eli Roth and Diablo Cody struck that pose, can you? BTW I love those men behind them doing what Diablo used to do! The two were in Vegas last night to help Fergie and Eli's BFF Quentin Taratino celebrate their birthdays together. Fergie is 33 and Taratino is 45. OMG, I ...
An Open Letter to Entertainment Weekly, Re: Diablo Cody
2008-03-26 18:15:00 Dear Entertainment Weekly, While this rant may come off as slightly bitter since my year of stripping under the name HighDef Daniel wasn’t nearly as successful as Diablo Codys. But I’m completely perplexed as to why you’ve awarded Ms. Cody her own monthly column in your illustrious magazine. Don’t get me wrong, this TV Addict is a huge fan of JUNO and wishes Diablo all the success in the world. But when did Entertainment Weekly become Diablo Cody Monthly? See Diablo travel Europe to promote JUNO! Read Diablo’s Oscar Weekend Diary! Follow Diablo to ‘Movie Camp’ as she hobnobs with the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Gillian Anderson, Adam Brody and Will Smith! We’re living in the digital age here. If we cared that much about Diablo Cody we could easily stalk her virtually. Isn’t that what MySpace, twitter and blogs are for? It’s time you handed Entertainment Weekly’s back page back to the likes of Stephen King and Mark Har...
By: the TV addict
El Diablo es una Mujer : DIABLO CODY
2008-03-15 05:51:00 Su verdadero nombre es Brook Busey-Hunt. Pero el mundo la conoce por el nombre de Diablo. : se crio en el seno de una familia católica de Chicago, Estudio en la Universidad de Iowa y trabajabo en una agencia de publicidad, donde vivÃa con su marido, Jon y tenia una vida sin muchos sobresaltos. Hasta que se anotó en un concurso de strip-tease. Su esposo para ese entonces, la apoyo completamente. Actualmente esta divorciado y cuando le preguntan sobre su etapa de Striper, responde: "A alguna gente, participar en esa noche amateur le resulta suficiente para satisfacer su curiosidad. Pero yo me hice adicta. Fue liberador, una forma de canalizar mi rebeldÃa. Nunca me llevé bien con los trabajos de 9 a 17 y camisa blanca. HabÃa caÃdo en un espiral descendente en mi carrera cuando estaba en una edad en la que se suponÃa que debÃa avanzar" "Me divertÃa, pero ganaba poco. No soy una stripper de vocación. Hay mujeres que tienen una geisha en su interior, pero a los...
Diablo Cody Nude
2008-02-29 05:56:00 Diablo Cody is the writer and now Oscar winner for the Best Original Screenplay movie ‘Juno.’ Most people have heard her story of going from stripper to screenwriter, but have you seen the nude pictures of Diablo Cody? See the NSFW photos here! Diablo Cody Nude The photos of Diablo Cody look like they are ...
By: Right Celebrity
Diablo Cody Naked, well sort of....
2008-02-28 16:35:00 OK so the fuss about former stripper turned Oscar winning screenwriter Diablo Cody is dying down and it is now time for the predictable nude shots of her to show up on the internet. Thing is though, these have been out for a long time already, posted by Ms. Cody herself on her own blog. Not much to look at, I think my uncle has bigger tits. No wonder she turned to writing, you won?t make much cash stripping with a small rack like that.
By: Beyond the Neon
Diablo Cody Nude Photo
2008-02-28 04:04:00 Diablo Cody posted some nude photos of herself online a while back, and now everyone wanto see Diablo Cody nude. Diablo Cody wrote “Juno” and has an interesting past that includes working as a stripper. She’s not the slightest bit ashamed of the photos and is quite ok with people seeing her nude. Cute photo! Copyright ...
Diablo Cody Naked Pictures (RESPONSE)!
2008-02-27 22:34:00 Stripper turned screenwriter Diablo Cody has a way with words. Cody has now responded to the spreading of her nude pictures on the net 24 hours after her Oscar win. But Cody’s comments are just a BIT peculiar: She says: “Bit–hes are lucky I don?t get naked now. I?m built for comfort these days. However, tempt me long enough and ...
Diablo Cody Won't Leave Me Alone
2008-02-27 20:00:00 Seriously, déjà vu is so last year. Wait, did you just say that? I could have sworn that I've been here before. Hasn't this happened before? I'm totally tripping out. Seriously, déjà vu is so last year. But I'm not interested in déjà vu. I'm interested in déjà vu's retarded cousin, "life themes™." I've had a theory for a number of years that we sometimes experiences different themes in life, what I like to call life themes™. Now these themes aren't the broad topics which surreptitiously find themselves in the national dialogue, having been injected into the consciousness by something as obvious as the media. They're also different than the notion of 'buzz,' as concocted by Hollywood and Sundance and other Fake People. Life themes™ come and go. They're peculiar and random. They're not Barack Obama. He's anywhere and everywhere, and has been on everyone's mind for months. Rather, life themes™ tend to be more personal, and genuinely rather fleeting, un...
Academy Award Winning Screenwriter, Diablo Cody Nude Photos
2008-02-27 07:38:00 Diablo Cody, as well as having an interesting name, also has an extensive wig collection, and apparently has a stripping pole in her living room. The screenwriter responsible such awesomeness as the movie Juno. From Celebrity Mound: “It?s not often that a screenwriter gets widely known. Then again, it?s also not often that a screenwriter has ...
Diablo Cody, Nude Stripper Turned Screenwriter - Pictures
2008-02-27 05:20:00 It’s quite the week of firsts for Diablo Cody. She was awarded an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for the movie Juno, she became embroiled in her first red carpet scandal, now nude pictures of her stripper days have hit the internet. It’s not often that a screenwriter gets widely known. Then again, it’s also not often that a screenwriter has nude pictures of herself readily available to come back and haunt her, Internet-style. What others said: Egotastic says, “It’s not everyday you see an Oscar-winning screenwriter naked, which is probably a good thing.” Defamer says, “When you’re new in Hollywood, or at least a first-timer at the Oscars, one rule to keep in mind: don’t act like a diva with witnesses around and then publicly deny your behavior later, for the truth will ALWAYS come back to haunt you.” Mollygood says, “Because the Internets like to humiliate people who are doing well for themselves.” [C...
By: Gone Hollywood
The Diablo Cody Nudes Have Surfaced
2008-02-27 02:59:00 It’s not often that a screenwriter gets widely known. Then again, it’s also not often that a screenwriter has nude pics of herself readily available to come back and haunt her, Internet-style.In a perhaps unsurprising but still noteworthy development, just that has happened to former stripper and current Academy Award”winning writer of Juno, Diablo Cody ... Related Entries: Cody Gifford Chooses Paris HiltonKathie Lee Gifford and her son, Cody, 17, don't agree on an important issue. Which bimbo should he date - ...Smooth Creations Diablo Gaming PC with Matching PeripheralsThis computer package is so bright, it practically hurts to look at it. Smooth Creations Diablo comes with a matching ...Another One Bites the DustReports had surfaced on the net earlier this week that Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler had broken up, but then ...Lindsay Lohan’s family pick out pumpkins for HalloweenThere was some seasonal fun on the cards for Lindsay Lohan’s mum Dina ...
The Diablo Cody Nudes Have Surfaced
2008-02-27 02:59:00 It’s not often that a screenwriter gets widely known. Then again, it’s also not often that a screenwriter has nude pics of herself readily available to come back and haunt her, Internet-style. In a perhaps unsurprising but still noteworthy development, just that has happened to former stripper and current Academy Award–winning writer of Juno, Diablo Cody (NSFW, obviously). Having seen the images, we’re happy to report that, even naked, Miss Cody seems to have a sense of humor (is that the smiliest pole-dancing ever?). Of course, who has time to put on a convincingly effortless leopard-print ensemble when they’re as busy as Diablo? She’s got two new projects in the works: a Showtime series from Steven Spielberg called The United States of Tara, starring Toni Collette, and a horror flick with Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body. Lots more photos (NSFW) after the jump! (more…)
Nude Stripper / Screenwriter Diablo Cody Wins an Oscar
2008-02-26 21:07:00 Diablo Cody, a nude stripper, is now an Oscar-winning screenwriter. She is the mind behind the hit film Juno. It's not everyday you see an Oscar-winning screenwriter naked, so enjoy these pics that prove she really has no problem taking her clothes off.
By: Celebrity Shots
Diablo Cody Topless Pictures
2008-02-26 08:32:00 The writer behind Juno, Diablo Cody, is not a shy girl to say the least. Here are a bunch of scandalous pictures of her topless and having a good time. Not to mention she has pierced nipples. There are no naked pictures though, but these are still worth the look. Maybe these pictures are just the beginning. Popular: 4 hours 37 minutes ago source: (www.egotastic.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
Oscar Winner : Diablo Cody Nude Photos
2008-02-26 06:40:00 We all know Diablo Cody by now. She is now a cinderella story winning the Oscar for best screenplay for Juno after being a stripper in her past. Here are some very edgy candids of her. Including topless photos, holding a vibrator, covered in whipped cream and in one of the pics you can see through her top at her pierced nipples. See them after the Jump!!!
By: NS4W.ORG anized
The Academy Awards: My Favorites on the Red Carpet
2008-02-25 19:49:00 It seemed like this year’s Academy Awards was more appreciated due to the word that it may not go on because of the writer’s strike. Even though the weather was not favorable, the women of Hollywood still looked stunning as usual. Well….almost all of them. Here are some of my favorite ladies in their gowns ...
Diablo Cody Gives The Finger to Million Dollar Heels? Huh??
2008-02-25 18:26:00 Before I begin, let me preface this blog by sayig that I love Diablo Cody. I love her style… I love that she was a former stripper who stayed true to her love of writing and has made it big. That being said, what in the world would make you turn down wearing MILLION DOLLAR pumps? Being the shoe whore that I am, I think I would die for the opportunity. Besides the fact that she is now going to be one of the most talked about writers on earth (I did predict her to win the Oscar… did I mention I love her?), wearing the shoes would have also given her more exposure! Granted, she does say in her myspace blog: Â ”I must have somehow missed the part where my shoes cost a MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS and my “choice” of footwear would be publicized nationwide. I honestly thought they were just sparkly shoes. Mr. Weitzman did mention that the diamonds were real when I tried them on, but I’m not Nancy Rockman, Expert Gemologist. I didn’t, you know, bust o...
By: Your Shoe Blog
Which Orifice?
2008-02-25 09:04:00 Long before Diablo Cody, Juno screenwriter and my compatriot in boy band husbandry, won an Oscar, I asked her if I could touch it if she won. She said yes. Then I specified that I wanted to not only touch it but to also stick it in me. She did not protest.She's probably forgotten that text exchange, but I am posting this to remind her that I am currently in the process of choosing which orifice.By the way, CONGRATULATIONS!
By: Bamboo Nation
Diablo Cody?s Very First Stalker [Critical Stalker]
2008-02-08 21:42:00 We love to love smartass Juno screenwriter and ex-dancing girl Diablo Cody. But not in a weird way, like this guy. He wrote an essay about the “at least nine things” they have in common, and recently accosted a lookalike screenwriter on the WGA picket line, mistaking her for Cody. “My sign today on ...
Diablo Cody
2007-12-28 07:12:00 This chick is brand new and I’ve already had enough! Go back to stripping. SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Diablo Cody", url: "http://hashitout.com/?p=10" } );
By: Hash It Out!
Diablo Cody
2007-12-28 07:12:00 This chick is brand new and I’ve already had enough! Go back to stripping. ShareThis
By: Hash It Out!
Movie Review: Juno
2007-12-17 14:54:00 With a script by Diablo Cody, this Jason Reitman-directed coming-of-age tale stars Ellen Page, Michael Cera, and Jason Bateman.
By: Geeks of Doom
Morning Wood, Er, I Mean, Morning News
2007-12-13 19:25:00 Loren shook me out of a deep sleep this morning and yammered something about Diablo Cody and her golden globes. I thought to myself, "Is that what she's calling them now?," and went back to bed.Then I woke up.
By: Bamboo Nation
Interview, Part Two: Why Hollywood?s Addicted to ?Juno? Scribe Diablo Cody,
2007-12-07 05:44:00 Editor?s note: This interview contains explicit language.This is part two of this interview. Part one is here.CHICAGO ? The sale of Diablo Cody?s ?Juno? script has become the opening of her career can of worms.?Juno? screenwriter Diablo Cody.Photo credit: ViewImagesIn Oct. 2007, it was announced that Fox Atomic purchased Cody?s script for the comedic supernatural thriller ?Jennifer?s Body?. Mason Novick and Jason Reitman are both on board as producers. Cody added: ?I think [Reitman is] done with high school movies.?While Cody has been painted with ?the new Tarantino,? Page has been flattered by being likened to Meryl Streep and Audrey Hepburn.?That seems outlandish. I don?t feel special,? Page said as if she?s not a flourishing Hollywood star. ?I?m just doing what I love to do. That?s a crazy thing to think about. Having an opportunity to do this is an enormous gift. Getting all this attention just weirds me out.?Cody laughed ? and we won?t know why ? except to say it was a ?private...
Diablo Cody Is Writer of ?Juno? (Photos and Video)
2007-12-07 05:33:00 Meet Diablo Cody, a.k.a. Brook Busey-Hunt, a former stripper who wrote the new hit comedy, “Juno”. See photos, video and her biography here. Diablo Cody Diablo Cody is the writer of “Juno”, a comedy about a girl with an unplanned pregnancy and the decisions she makes with regard to her baby. Jennifer Garner and Jason ...
By: Right Celebrity
Damn You, Google Reader!
2007-12-04 23:08:00 If you read this blog through Google Reader or a similar service, you may have not seen the slideshow embedded in the last post, which means you must go here.
By: Bamboo Nation
Complete With Captions!
2007-12-04 22:08:00 The car service sent a decadent SUV that plowed through Los Angeles traffic like a pimp slappin' his hos. The Juno premiere happened at the Mann Villiage Theatre, where tons of free popcorn and soda were available for me to stash in a backpack if I had one with me. The afterparty went down at Napa Valley Grille, where they gave out blue slushies.Juno, written by Diablo Cody, opens in select cities this week and then goes wide on Christmas. Critics have creamed their pants over it, and I think it's pretty damn terrific.
By: Bamboo Nation
Celebrity Sightings at the "Juno" Premiere
2007-12-04 11:23:00 Here's a list of celebrities I saw personally at the premiere of Juno (because you care about such things): Jason Bateman (can you believe he's even more handsome in real life?!), Michael Cera, David Denman (Roy from The Office?remember?), Clark Duke (of "Clark and Michael" fame), Jennifer Garner, Jimmy Kimmel, Ellen Page, Jason Schwartzman (so tiny I could put him in my hip pocket!), J.K. Simmons, Sarah Silverman, Olivia Thirlby, and Rainn Wilson. There were others, but I was too busy closing my eyes and praying that Casey Affleck would be there. (Jennifer Garner connects to Ben Affleck who connects to Casey Affleck.) No luck on that front. However, I did get to meet the stars of what has quickly become one of my favorite films of all time, Once: Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová.LOREN: Will you take a picture with Prince? GLEN & MARKETA: Sure, sure.PRINCE: Thanks.GLEN: Can we act all casual? PRINCE: You can do something kinda funny.Hence:More details and pictures to come, b...
By: Bamboo Nation
Interview: Why Hollywood?s Enraptured With ?Juno? Scribe Diablo Cody, Star
2007-11-26 21:18:00 Editor?s note: This interview contains explicit language. Due to length, it is being published as a two-part series to be concluded on Tuesday.CHICAGO ? Diablo Cody fittingly ushered in her Chicago ?Juno? junket in classic Diablo Cody style: The night prior, she blogged with brevity where she?d be kicking back and when.?Juno? screenwriter Diablo Cody.Photo credit: WireImage.comThough a frequenter of the German bar scene, the Red Lion in Lincoln Park was Thursday evening?s sanctuary with friends off the beaten press path. While legal in Canada at 20, ?Juno? star Ellen Page wasn?t at Cody?s side until Friday.More than most, our interview especially paid no attention to the live recorder.Instead, the laissez-faire time morphed into a blunt and beguiling conversation replete with cunning perspective, quick-witted commentary, unexpected bloody fingers and all things ?adamant? (Cody?s word of the day) and ?slutty? (Page?s).Page came forthright out of the gates about her kissing scenes wit...
Chicago-Native ?Juno? Writer Diablo Cody Takes Stand on WGA Strike
2007-11-08 04:15:00 Following the launch of the Writers Guild of America strike on Monday, ?Juno? writer Diablo Cody went to work on Wednesday to fight for her work. She published the following photo on her blog.Diablo Cody on strike on Nov. 7, 2007 in Los Angeles.Photo source: Diablo CodyTo accompany the stark visual, she penned the following with brevity:The gang is out in force today. Even striking can be fun when someone?s blasting ?Sir Duke? and donuts abound.The best part of this afternoon was when Jeremy Piven drove off the lot and we all screamed ?PIVS! PIVS!? at him like love-struck Beatlemaniacs.Piven was raised in Evanston (just north of downtown Chicago) and Cody is originally from Chicago. She moved early in 2007 from Minnesota to Los Angeles with her husband (Jonny Hunt).Cody will be in Chicago on a ?Juno? press junket on Nov. 16 along with ?Juno? star Ellen Page. I will be interviewing them then. Stay tuned for their perspective.
I Saw "Juno," and You Didn't, Neener Neener Neener
2007-11-02 07:04:00 You may think that I have absolutely no objectivity when it comes to talking about the new movie, Juno, primarily because screenwriter Diablo Cody and I have anal sex with each other on a regular basis. (She's the top.) But rectal pleasure has never deterred me from being honest about art.The movie, which just won the top prize at the Rome Film Festival, is very funny. But you already knew that. The cast is unbelievably excellent?I don't think there's been an ensemble this uniformly terrific all year. But you already knew that too. Cody's strong, sassy, refreshingly intelligent voice?which is evident from her blog?is stamped on every frame of the film. But you already knew that as well.Let me tell you some things you probably won't know until you see the movie for yourself:* The story's simple premise sets up expectations about how things will precisely unfold, but you'll be constantly surprised at how the film seems like it's about something but will then reveal that it's ...
By: Bamboo Nation
Fox Atomic Plucks ?Juno? Writer Diablo Cody, Megan Fox For ?Jennifer?s Body
2007-10-24 20:03:00 Diablo Cody, the comedic writer behind ?Juno,? and ?Transformers? siren Megan Fox have both been plucked by Fox Atomic for a comedic supernatural thriller by the name of ?Jennifer?s Body?.Megan Fox (left) and Diablo Cody.Fox photo courtesy of IMDb; Cody photo courtesy of Scott WalkerFox Atomic bought the Cody piece last week with Fox in negotiations to star in the film. Chicago-native ?Juno? producer Mason Novick, who is credited with discovering Cody, is on board to produce the film.?Jennifer?s Body,? by the way, is a reference to a song by the band Hole. Cody?s a fan of that band. On Tuesday, Cody wrote the following on her blog in reaction to the news:This is going to be fun. I wrote this script last summer and have been (bleep) obsessed with getting it made ever since.Incidentally, Megan Fox is hotter than the Earth?s core. Now ? Hollywood?s tiresome profusion of ?girlfriend roles? be (bleep) ? she?s going to literally get out there and destroy some (bleep) boys.Scripts are a ni...
?Juno? the First LiveJournal, Blogger Film; Writer Diablo Cody a Standout S
2007-10-18 04:47:00 AUSTIN, Texas ? No one says anything plainly in ?Juno?. Hyper clever, hyper literate and hyper pop savvy, it tells a light story of teenage pregnancy in a package of verbose middle classiness.Ellen Page (left) and Olivia Thirlby in ?Juno?.Photo courtesy of IMDbFurthering the influence of the Internet on filmmaking in the 21st century, ?Juno? has hyper-thought cleverness and the distinct personality of voice that comes from the personal blogging set. It?s the first LiveJournal or Blogger film.That?s not entirely odd, though, since 2007?s unjustly maligned ?Hot Rod? could?ve been the first feature-length YouTube movie. The dialogue in ?Juno? doesn?t just call out to be read. It?s like hypertext that calls to be clicked on.Under the razor-thin direction of Jason Reitman, ?Juno? ? unlike ?Hot Rod? or ?Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters? ? is a pure movie. It dispenses any obtuseness and has the instincts of an audience pleaser.Where an average movie about pregnancy tur...
Just "Juno," No Paycock; Or: Sean O'Casey References Make You Seem Smart To
2007-09-15 05:47:00 All this talk of Diablo Cody's Juno, and you don't even know what I'm talking about, really...until now. The trailer for the the film has just been released; I'm embedding it here and watching it for the first time; and I will provide insightful commentary after the clip:I'm excited. The movie seems funny, warm, humane, and it will very likely make me cry?I can already tell. And it also reminds me of how much I miss Arrested Development. But like I really need to heap any kind of advance praise on the film. Roger Ebert already blew a load in his pants over it, as did everyone else at Telluride and Toronto.How is it with my multiple Fox Searchlight connections that I haven't seen this movie yet? Somehow I have managed to finagle my way into movies by Woody Allen and Danny Boyle way ahead of their release dates, but Juno escapes my grasp?like Drake Bell's crotch, which he serenades on a regular basis and which is apparently on Vanessa Hudgens's mind more than mine. (I mean, lo...
By: Bamboo Nation
Diablo and De Palma: Here's Hoping They Have the Opportunity to Objectify a
2007-09-04 02:46:00 There's really no good reason for me to write about the Telluride or Toronto film festivals (I'm not there, after all), but several circumstances have made me reconsider.First of all, I can't go anywhere on the Internet without getting smacked in the forehead with all the amazing buzz surrounding Juno, the film written by our very own beloved Diablo Cody, which has been sneak previewing in Telluride and will be premiering in Toronto. Her blog links to early smashing reviews, to various dispatches from Telluride, and to audio interviews.The film officially opens in theaters December 14, 2007, which is in no way whatsoever an intimidating release date. I'm sold on the movie simply for the fact that Michael Cera?sublime in Arrested Development and sweetly naughty in Superbad?is in it. Perhaps she will someday introduce me to him, and I will accidentally blurt out, "I LOVE YOU!"Well, Juno alone doesn't warrant its own blog entry right now (like she even needs more PR from me), but ...
By: Bamboo Nation
A Zefrontastic and Crabalicious Birthday
2007-08-29 18:01:00 My birthday began at 5:30 AM yesterday, the call time for Laundromat. My favorite part of the film shoot, of course, was whenever the make-up guy would come and apply powders and potions to make me more beautiful than I already am. (Um, why did everybody on set laugh when I said that?)Then, it was off to a showing of Hairspray, where I went to get my "Zefr-on." (Holy shit, I just coined a new term! More uses: "I have to get the new High School Musical CD so I can get my Zefr-on!"; "you should buy the new Rolling Stone magazine and get your Zefr-on!"). This short clip shows you just how Zefrontastic the movie is:Zefron's character falls in love with the film's plus-size heroine. The obvious message of the movie, of course, is one of hope and inspiration. If Tracy Turnblad can get Zefron, then anybody can get Zefron. Or, to re-frame it another way, Zefron will do anyone, which gives me enough hope to last a lifetime.Okay, so we all know how mesmerizing Zefron is in Hairspray, but, s...
By: Bamboo Nation
Two Stalkers Are Better Than One
2007-08-22 17:03:00 Armed with little more than a first name, a location radius, and an Internet connection, you can easily find out everything you could possibly want to know about people you don't know. Remember the hot actor/models who work at my local Blockbuster? Well, I discovered not one, not two, but three?count 'em, three?MySpace pages belonging to three of those actor/models/Blockbuster employees. (Stalker much?) Not only did I discover fascinating biographical information, I also got to see video footage that they posted and, oh, shirtless photos that they just wanted to share with the public.A few weeks ago at a dinner party at my apartment, these MySpace pages were a focal point for the evening's entertainment. Diablo Cody (who is now doing startlingly in-depth reviews of gum on her blog) was shocked at how easy it was to find out intimate details about these hot actor/models and was perhaps a little titillated, because she wanted to tag along with me when I was assigned with renting a ...
By: Bamboo Nation
Dropping Names Like Lead Weights
2007-08-17 19:18:00 Because Loren was in Kansas City, Missouri, bodyguarding a print of Diablo Cody's movie, Juno (the task is not as exciting as it may sound), she took me instead to the King of Kong after-party, which was held at Big Wang's, a sort of indie Hooters. I love the fact that some guy somewhere thought to himself, "That Hooters is an evil corporation! It's time for the little guy to make it in the titty-and-hot-wings business!"Vince Vaughn, who was holding court with laughing girls that he surely wanted to screw, is as tall as a cell phone tower, and my phone actually did get better reception around him. Diablo's writerly friend, Dana Fox, wanted to introduce us to him so that we would have something concrete for our "spank bank," a term that Diablo uses and a term that is now a part of my daily vocabulary. Alas, we didn't get a chance to meet him because there were too many laughing girls (whores!), but Vince did accidentally elbow Diablo in the tit, which is way better than an intro...
By: Bamboo Nation
Journalism or Perversion? You Decide.
2007-08-14 09:03:00 Because the blogosphere is relatively tame, I have, by default, become a bastion of perversion. So if I were to go to the High School Musical 2 Friday Night Premiere Party, that would pretty much be the nail in the coffin of my otherwise good reputation. I mean, a nerdy thirtysomething Asian dude can't just show up in a parking lot full of teen girls, lay down a blanket, and sit there watching High School Musical 2 and yelling "wooooo!" every time Zac Efron walks onto screen. I don't want to get arrested for Indecent Disney Movie Watching.But let's face it. In order for Jane Goodall to understand gorillas, she had to go to Africa to live among them. So if I am to become this country's foremost scholar on the American teen experience, I have to become embedded.I need to borrow someone's teenage daughter! She'll be my ticket to complete anonymity at this event. And there is no doubt that the report that I bring back to you, dear readers, will be one of the most fascinating, educ...
By: Bamboo Nation
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